00:00What the hell's going on here?
00:01They got you on cheese duty?
00:03General Martin's aide-de-camp that Major Higley put me in as greeter,
00:07but I thought I would take it as an opportunity
00:09to show people what Stroopstorf is all about.
00:11I'm honored to be but a small piece of the peace process.
00:16You know what's going on here?
00:17She has you assigned to an outpost far from the action
00:20while she is on the front lines soaking up all the glory and the connections, okay?
00:24She is sidelining you.
00:26I am going to excel at the job that I was given,
00:28and that is how you win.
00:30No, honey, that's how you give up and lose.
00:32You need to go Quinn or go home.
00:34That's what you need to do.
00:35You said that you were going to be in your office all day.
00:37In fact, your exact words were,
00:38call me when the dorks make up.
00:40I'm going to go talk to General Martin about this.
00:42No, don't do that.
00:43Why?
00:43That's like a total helicopter parent move.
00:46What's that?
00:47Helicopter parenting.
00:48It's like a very common parenting term.
00:51I'd love to be a helicopter parent.
00:53I could probably really be good at that.
00:55I could be an Apache helicopter parent,
00:57like the most badass helicopter parent of all time.
01:00Helicopter parenting is a bad thing.
01:02How could it be a bad thing?
01:04I mean, helicopters are like one of the greatest war machines ever invented.
01:07Giant railing blades cutting through the air,
01:10and you can fire missiles as death from above for your enemies,
01:12and they're really loud.
01:13You've got to yell inside.
01:14You've got to yell outside.
01:15I love them.
01:16Helicopter parents try to control everything in their kids' lives
01:18by hovering over every decision they make.
01:20You're really selling it.
01:21No, Dad, don't.
01:22What?
01:22Like, look, let me fight my own battle.
01:24Let me just hover above.
01:25You have to wear a hairnet.
01:27Right.
01:28Yes, that, that, right here.
01:32I'm hovering.
01:35Ranger Higby, I heard about your recent trip to Amsterdam.
01:38Have you heard about our little drug testing program here at the base?
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