00:00This is Bastien, the leader of the Belgian separatist movement.
00:04Ah, don't recognize the name. Did we go to high school together?
00:08I was protesting in front of your base, and you drove through a flag, and that was disrespectful.
00:13No, I drove through a sheet, okay, that was blocking the entrance to my army base.
00:19You were trespassing on U.S. soil.
00:21Now, I demand a public apology.
00:22Let me tell you something, pal. You're barking up the wrong tree.
00:24I have never apologized for anything in my life. Not one thing.
00:27I didn't even apologize when I missed my daughter's birth.
00:30Oh, you will apologize.
00:31Or else what?
00:32I don't have an or else. We're a nonviolent movement.
00:35You gotta have an or else when you're making demands, okay?
00:38It's just like, that's day one stuff.
00:41So, anyways, thanks for calling. I needed the laugh, and I'll never talk to you again. Bye-bye.
00:47Okay, I traced the call. I will notify Stroopstorff police, all three of them.
00:50That'll teach him to threaten the U.S. Army. Go slap the cuffs on his pervert ass.
00:55Wait, how do you know he's a pervert?
00:55Well, he speaks French.
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