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Colonel Quinn confronts Papadakis for violating army regulations and suspends him from active duty in the latest episode of Going Dutch. Watch Season 2 in 2026 on FOX and stream next day on Hulu.

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00:00You're too fat to be here.
00:01So, should we, like, move to a conference room?
00:05I mean, I wouldn't mind more leg room.
00:07No offense.
00:07You can't say that, sir.
00:09Here in the Army.
00:10He's too fat to be here in the Army, not too, like, fat to live.
00:13No, we talked about body positive language, remember?
00:15No, no, no, you talked about it.
00:16There's a weight requirement in the Army.
00:17There's a physical fitness requirement.
00:19Which he can't pass.
00:19He's working on it.
00:20He doesn't get a trophy for trying.
00:22Who is it with your generation and trophies?
00:24Don't go off on this rant again.
00:25Not going off on a rant.
00:26Stop trying to body shame him.
00:28I want him to be ashamed of that body in that ACU.
00:31Sorry, sir.
00:32I don't do shame.
00:33I left society's mind prison years ago.
00:35Let me tell you something, mister.
00:36Everything about you is against Army regulation.
00:39Your mustache, your hair, your attitude.
00:42Is that even Army-issued?
00:43Jacket and pants are actually from a XXXL G.I. Joe costume.
00:46But you don't like me wearing this uniform?
00:48That's fine by me.
00:49It's Cotton Blender's ass.
00:50I'm pitted out by 10 a.m.
00:52Oh, OK.
00:52What the colonel is too angry to say is that wearing a uniform
00:55is non-negotiable.
00:56It's what makes you a soldier.
00:57Correct.
00:57As head of IT.
00:59Am I really a soldier, though?
01:00Yes.
01:01You made a commitment to serve your country.
01:02You're a soldier.
01:03But am I really?
01:04I mean, come on.
01:05You're suspended from active duty.
01:06If this is the future of combat, you know what?
01:08General Davidson's here, sir.
01:10What?
01:10No, no.
01:11If you can't see him, I'll never hear the end of it.
01:13We've got to put him in the supply closet.
01:14Let's go.
01:15Get up.
01:15Get up.
01:16What?
01:16Let's go.
01:17Yeah.
01:17Wait a second.
01:18Why can't I just go in the closet voluntarily?
01:19You're not going to fit.
01:20It's going to be a smooshed job.
01:21Let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:21Come on, come on.
01:22Hustle up.
01:23Take that.
01:24I'm going in the closet.
01:25Get low.
01:26All right.
01:27Take a breath.
01:28Take a breath.
01:29Breathe in.
01:30Watch your foot.
01:31There we go.
01:32Are you just going to stand there?
01:33Come on.
01:34Help.
01:35Corporal Papadakis, move your ass.
01:36Move your ass.
01:37Here we go.
01:38Here we go.
01:39Welcome to Stroopzdorf, sir.
01:44Go to Stroopzdorf at your hotel.
01:51Go to Stroopzdorf, sir.
01:52Bye.
01:53Bye.
01:54Bye.
01:55Bye.
01:59Bye.
02:01Bye.
02:02Bye.
02:03Bye.
02:05Bye.
02:06Bye.
02:07Bye.
02:08Bye.
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