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Colonel Quinn and Maggie confront General Davidson after the base’s holiday turkeys mysteriously fail to arrive for America’s semiquincentennial celebration. What starts as a supply issue quickly turns personal, as Maggie airs her frustrations with Quinn — under direct orders. The clash is sharp, funny, and layered with underlying tension.

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00:00What's more American than gluttony and waste?
00:02You know what, sir? You can take all 250 turkeys and put them in a rocket ship and fire them
00:08into space.
00:10I don't care.
00:11I care about the turkeys. They make it feel like home.
00:13You're missing the point. He thought he had me, and now he doesn't have me.
00:16And don't buy into the home BS. That's what he wants. He's playing a psy-op mind game here, okay?
00:21If you buy into the home BS, he wins.
00:22Home is not BS, okay? And this was not a trap. It became a trap because of your ego, and
00:27that's...
00:27I'm so sorry, sir.
00:28Please, Captain, continue. I would love to hear exactly what you think about Colonel Quinn as a parent.
00:35You don't have to do that.
00:36That's an order.
00:38Mm-hmm. Well, you can't comprehend the feeling of home because it is something you have run away from your
00:47entire adult life.
00:48And now that we are spending time together, you want a lot of credit for showing up as a dad,
00:52right?
00:52But when you do, you are terrible at it.
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