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00:00Hey, my name is Daisy, and I want to be a star.
00:08Do you think Daisy's been too?
00:09You're going to need help, hoss.
00:12He's got it.
00:13Y'all better not go to the refrigerator now.
00:36Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm.
00:43Beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
00:51Straightening the curves, flattening the hills.
00:58Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will.
01:04Making their way, the only way they know how.
01:09That's just a little bit more than the law will allow.
01:17Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could.
01:25Fighting the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood.
01:29That would have been a wild boy you'd have missed.
01:43If that would have been a wild boy, he wouldn't have been in our backyard.
01:47Well, now, that ain't necessarily so.
01:50This is Bo and Luke Duke.
01:54They're cousins.
01:55They fight the system.
01:57Any system.
02:00This is Hazard County, where you never know what's going to happen next.
02:05Hey, everybody!
02:07Listen!
02:08It's my song!
02:09Jesse Coulter is singing my song!
02:11Come on!
02:15I wrote this song!
02:17I wrote it!
02:18That's Cousin Daisy.
02:19She works as a waitress, but aspires to better things.
02:24Daisy can cause more trouble than a brand new baby.
02:27Uncle Jesse is a Duke patriarch.
02:29His word is law.
02:31Usually obeyed out of love.
02:33But always obeyed.
02:35Who'd you say that was singing?
02:37It's Jesse Coulter!
02:38And for all you folks ignorant of good music, Jesse Coulter is one of the world's best singers.
02:44Though I'm partial to June Carter myself.
02:47And that was Jesse Coulter's latest on the Big 40 Country Hits album.
02:52I just can't believe it.
02:55That sounded real good, Daisy.
02:57It took me forever to write the notes down.
03:00And after all these years of writing songs, I sent it to this music publisher, and now Jesse Coulter is singing it.
03:06Well, that's great, Daisy.
03:07How much did they pay you?
03:09Uh, pay?
03:10Well, they did pay you.
03:11No, I paid them.
03:14That's the sort of business we ought to have.
03:17Well, there was this magazine ad where you pay $50, and they publish your song.
03:21So I saved up all my tip money till I had enough, and I sent my song in, and I got this letter back saying it was published.
03:28Now, Daisy, uh, some of those ads are for phony operations.
03:32Do you think Daisy's been took?
03:37Well, they got Daisy's song.
03:39Jesse Coulter got her recording, and Daisy's got $50 less than she had before.
03:43That's took.
03:45And $50 in nickel tips ain't easy to come by.
03:49When you record a song, you're supposed to get royalties.
03:52Well, uh, where is this publishing company anyway?
03:55It's Lester Starr Music Publishing in Atlanta.
03:57That place ain't been right since Sherman burned it.
04:02Now, come on.
04:04I'll bet this Mr. Starr just made an oversight.
04:07Think we ought to go into Atlanta and check it out?
04:10Maybe you ought.
04:12But, uh, you gotta remember, boys, you gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt.
04:20It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better, so just keep it simple.
04:27General Lee was their racing car.
04:32They built him from the wheels up.
04:35Although they had another car, when the boys expected trouble, they drove the General.
04:39Which meant they drove him a lot.
04:43Now, why can't I go with you?
04:44It's my song.
04:46Because Jesse told us to handle it.
04:48Okay.
04:49But y'all be careful now.
04:50Uh-oh.
04:51Smell like the law, don't it?
04:57Jojo, is that stuff ready for the pressing plant yet?
05:08Jojo!
05:09Is that stuff ready for the pressing plant yet?
05:14Is that stuff ready for the pressing plant yet?
05:16Nearly about.
05:18I'm expecting some hot tracks just ripped off in Nashville.
05:20They're coming in today, and I want them on this run.
05:22Yes, sir.
05:23Mr. Starr?
05:34Yeah, yeah, what is it?
05:35There are two boys here to see you.
05:37Well, send them in.
05:42All right, guys.
05:46Dodie.
05:46Come on in, fellas.
05:50Come in.
05:50Come in.
05:52Good to see you.
05:53I guess you want me to hear your song, right?
05:55Wrong.
05:57Sheet music.
05:58You write your own music.
05:59Heavy.
06:01Our cousin Daisy wrote it.
06:04Hey, this has got my company's name on it.
06:05Yeah, well, that's what we came to talk to you about.
06:07Yeah?
06:08Yeah, we heard Jesse Coulter singing it on the radio.
06:11No kidding.
06:12How about that?
06:13Well, we was just wondering about the royalties.
06:16Royalties?
06:22Funny.
06:24Well, it was recorded.
06:25Wasn't there a contract?
06:27Look, guys, I don't know anything about that.
06:30Your cousin sent us $50 to publish her song.
06:32We did it.
06:34End of transaction.
06:35Now, get out of here.
06:37I'm very busy.
06:38Look, mister, if you're not going to be fair about this,
06:40then we want Daisy's $50 back.
06:42Joe-Joe, did you hear that?
06:45This guy just threatened me.
06:47Now, you guys get out of here before Joe-Joe mails you back to Tobacco Road.
06:51You're going to need help, hoss.
06:55He's got it.
06:57Yeah.
06:59And you best be going.
07:00Go on, go on, get out of here.
07:09And I don't want to see your faces around here again.
07:17Gee, I knew it was tough to get into show business,
07:20but I never heard of them using guns to keep you out.
07:23Well, those .44 Magnums convinced me.
07:25Why would a music publisher need a bodyguard?
07:28I don't know.
07:29I just don't like being sent home with my tail tucked.
07:32Hey, we can't go home, tucked or otherwise.
07:35Now, Jesse said either get the royalties or Daisy's $50 back.
07:38We ain't got either.
07:40Well, maybe we could reason with Star if his trained ape wasn't around.
07:43How do you plan to do that?
07:45What's the last thing he expects right now?
07:47A fat man in a red suit driving reindeer.
07:49No, us.
07:52We'll use Stonewall Jackson's old tactic.
07:55When they think you're running away, you attack.
07:57What? Stonewall Jackson had the Confederate Army.
07:59I got you.
08:01And General Lee.
08:02Okay, boys.
08:03I'm going to be in back with the motor running in case this doesn't work out.
08:06And it won't.
08:08Luke, if you don't believe in this, how come you're doing it?
08:11Because facing a gorilla with two guns is easier than facing Jesse.
08:15Come on, let's go.
08:16Now, Daisy, you pay close attention, all right?
08:19See, I told you it was the law.
08:22Ever notice how country boys stick out when they're trying to sneak around in town?
08:39Ain't they smooth?
08:55You ought to see him at a shindig.
08:57He's slick on the dance floor, too.
09:00Sorry, boss.
09:00And who should be the boss but old boss Hogg himself?
09:04The Duke family's old enemy.
09:06Hey, Jojo.
09:09Oh!
09:23Hey, what do you guys do?
09:24Where's Jojo?
09:26Now, look, Mr. Starr, all we want is Daisy's royalty money.
09:28Or her $50 back.
09:30Now, is that too much to ask for?
09:31You guys are nuts!
09:32Mr. Starr!
09:32Whoa!
09:33Jojo!
09:34Jojo, you all right?
09:35Cops!
09:36Cops!
09:36Outside, it's a raid!
09:38A raid!
09:43What are we going to do?
09:44I'm not...
09:45Come on, this way.
09:57Jojo!
09:59God, I'm not on probation.
10:02What are we going to do?
10:03Uh...
10:04Uh...
10:05Run.
10:06Hold him, Jojo!
10:07Jojo!
10:15Let's do it!
10:20Boss, it's a raid!
10:22Yeah!
10:23Jeez!
10:24Yeah!
10:45My keys! I forgot my keys!
11:08Hey! Wake up, you bingo! It's the rain!
11:16Now, don't you worry about old boss, man, because he is a survivor.
11:33Now, while all hell was busting loose behind her, Miss Daisy was lighting another hit.
11:45Oh, God!
11:51Come on, look!
11:59Hey!
12:01The dummies are still carrying the evidence.
12:24That's our boys.
12:26The dummies.
12:56The dummies don't matter none, because Boss changes license plates like he does his underwear,
13:01which is every time he goes to town.
13:04When it comes to basic cunning, old Boss was plum, he'd eat up with it.
13:11Come on, let's turn around!
13:21Come on, let's turn around!
13:25I think he did well and lost him!
13:30Old Boss Hogg was fit to be tired about nearly getting caught in a police raid.
13:38Of course, that could never happen in Hazard, since he runs the county, controls the grab, and owns the sheriff.
13:57You know, me! Caught like poor trash in a police raid!
14:03Well, Boss, I think the reason that was because they didn't recognize who you are.
14:08You know, you...
14:09That was some close call in Atlanta!
14:14Whew!
14:15I sure don't want nothing like that happening to my record-pressing plant here in Hazard County!
14:25Well, what could happen?
14:26What could happen?
14:27You know, one of your dumb deputies could go blundering into my plant, that's good at them.
14:32With my luck, it turned out to be somebody honest.
14:35Well, there ain't nobody in my department honest, except Enos, and I'll make sure I keep him somewhere else.
14:41I got a tin ear for music!
14:45The only reason I got into this was to get me a big syndicate tie-in.
14:49After all, if a man don't grow, he dies!
14:53I don't look the way the average cowboy singer looks
14:57I'll admit I've taken things I never should have took
15:02You can read a different story in a lot of different books
15:06That's what you got in the raid?
15:08I've heard all of Waylon Jennings' songs. I mean, I've got them.
15:12But I've never heard any of those. Maybe they're not released yet.
15:16Well, I have a star here. Yeah, and why'd you get rid of it when the police showed up?
15:20You know, if that there was corn whiskey instead of a silly tape, I'd say it was hot.
15:30Wait a minute. If that's a hot tape of an unreleased record, this could be a piracy operation.
15:38Gotta be.
15:40What's that?
15:41Well, music pirates make a fortune stealing tapes and making illegal recordings.
15:45They read about it all the time.
15:47Well, that's all well and good, but this isn't helping Daisy with her situation.
15:52Well, if Star won't help us, why don't we go right to the top?
15:55Can't do that. Preacher's out of town.
15:59No. Look, Jessie Coulter recorded Daisy's song, right?
16:05Well, why don't we go right to her? She's gonna be in Atlanta this whole week.
16:09Well, that's a good idea. And this time, boys, get it right.
16:20So faster than you could skin a rabbit, they found themselves face to face with Jessie Coulter's manager.
16:26True Blue Hearts.
16:27I'm sorry, honey, but, uh, gee, Jessie's never recorded that.
16:31But Lester Starr said that she...
16:33Lester Starr finds ambitious singers who can imitate a name artist, then he fakes a record on them.
16:38Piracy cost the music business millions.
16:40Boy, it must. I just started and it just cost me 50 bucks.
16:44Well, if everybody knows about this guy, Starr, how come nobody's ever done anything about it?
16:48Well, you gotta catch him in the act. I hear they just about nailed him in a raid yesterday, but somebody blew it.
16:53Say, maybe you folks could help, huh?
16:55Well, hey, if those cops blew that raid yesterday, well, maybe we can find another way.
17:00Yeah, something to nail him right to the wall for everybody.
17:03Sounds great, but what?
17:05Well, Starr makes phony tapes, right?
17:08Well, what if we con him into making another one of Jessie?
17:12Yeah, that'd blow his operation sky high.
17:15He already knows what we look like.
17:17Well, what if we send in Daisy as a Jessie Coulter sound-a-like?
17:21Look, I sound more like Waylon Jennings than I do Jessie Coulter.
17:26You'd sound a lot like Jessie if you played him with Jessie Coulter tape.
17:29That's terrific. As a matter of fact, I'll get on the phone to Loretta Lynn down to Fargo.
17:34Now, they've been stung by pirates.
17:36I'll put together a rehearsal tape on both of them for you.
17:38Yeah, well, where can we find this guy, Starr?
17:41River Pines. A lot of musicians live there. Bands, groupies, whatever.
17:45Sort of a Disneyland for the weird.
17:47We ought to fit right in.
17:49I'll get that tape for you.
17:51Well, looks like you're gonna be a star after all.
18:06Poor little old Daisy. She's really got the bug, ain't she?
18:09Come on, come on.
18:31The Starr's in the apartment upstairs. We'll be watching the door.
18:34Be sure to holler if you need help.
18:43Boss! Boss! Believe me!
18:45They got nothing on us! Nothing!
18:48Hold on.
18:56Hey! My name is Daisy.
18:59And I want to be a star.
19:04Come in.
19:08Come in.
19:09Okay.
19:13Now, I know millions of girls are always dropping in here with cheap tricks
19:16to help you get their careers started.
19:19Well, I decided to do the same thing.
19:26Well, I think you made the right move.
19:28I swear I'll do anything to get you to listen to my tape.
19:34Anything?
19:35About.
19:38Oh, now, look. If you're gonna seduce me or something, shouldn't you be offering me a drink?
19:43Of course, I really don't know. You see how I'm sort of country.
19:46Really?
19:48Mm-hmm.
19:49Baby, I'll make you a singing star without even hearing you.
19:54Oh, I'm gonna put on my tape, and you can listen.
19:58My act is very unique.
20:00You see, I got this freak voice.
20:02So I do sound-alikes.
20:04And with all these singers getting rich, imitating people who are dead,
20:08I decided to pull a switch and sound at people who are alive.
20:12Think it'll catch on?
20:14Oh, sure, sure, sure.
20:16Now, this is only rehearsal tape, just rhythm behind me.
20:20It's my Jessie Coulter.
20:22Oh.
20:28Is that you?
20:32You do sound a little like her.
20:33Listenin' to...
20:36This is my Loretta Lynn.
20:38And love is the foundation we lean on.
20:47And this is Madonna Fargo.
20:53We're gonna make a fortune.
20:57Yeah, I thought we might.
20:58When can we start?
21:00Tomorrow. Today. Right now.
21:01Right now.
21:02Then it's a deal.
21:03It's a deal.
21:04I'll set up a test session about day after tomorrow.
21:07We'll use stolen music tracks behind you.
21:10Baby, this is gonna be...
21:12Where are you going?
21:14You just set up that recording session, and I'll call you.
21:20Millions.
21:22We'll make millions.
21:24So at least I can do for a man who didn't try to take advantage of me.
21:27I don't know about you, but she'd have done had my boots and guitar.
21:29I don't know about you, but she'd have done had my boots and guitar.
21:38You all are father panties and left-handed apples.
21:41Well, I'm up there gettin' attacked by this lecherous midget.
21:44You two are orangy all over that pool.
21:47Did he go for it? Did he take the bait?
21:48He's gonna make me queen of the pirates.
21:51Fantastic.
21:52And thanks for asking about my virtue.
21:54Which you didn't.
21:55Being attacked.
21:56Which it is.
21:57Do you understand that?
22:11Now, if you're wondering why they climb in and out of their car windows,
22:15the doors of a racing car are welded shut.
22:18Ain't that slick?
22:19Hey, tell you, boss, we're gonna make millions?
22:20This freaky chick can sound like anybody.
22:22No, boss, he doesn't do Kate Smith.
22:24Listen, if you're gonna make it big and piracy,
22:25you gotta listen to the radio a little more.
22:27Well, look here,
22:28I've been waiting for something like this
22:29to make that syndicate sit up and take notice.
22:31I still hope it works.
22:33Hey, see,
22:34I better hear her sing for myself.
22:36Well, look here,
22:38I've been waiting for something like this
22:40to make that syndicate sit up and take notice.
22:42I still hope it works.
22:44Hey, see,
22:46I better hear her sing for myself.
22:47Okay, boss.
22:49I'll tell you what,
22:50I'll bring her down to the plank.
22:51I'll even set it up so you can have those biggies down there, too.
22:54But remember,
22:55these dudes are very, very nervous about the law.
22:57Set it up.
22:58They're protected.
22:59I own this county!
23:01Right.
23:07Kind of stick out, don't they?
23:09Anybody that dumb has got to work for Starr.
23:11Yep, that must be the bodyguard.
23:17You gonna follow them in a junkyard?
23:19He'll blow the surveillance.
23:20You wanna file a report saying we lost them?
23:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:27He's gonna follow them in a junkyard?
23:32He'll blow the surveillance.
23:34You want to file a report saying we lost them?
23:35He's gonna follow them in a junkyard to blow the surveillance.
23:39You want to file a report saying we lost them?
24:05You know, there's a distinct advantage in never growin' up.
24:19And since Bo and Luke ain't about to, sometimes it gives them the edge in playin' games.
24:35And since Bo and Luke were always messing with cars,
25:05they knew every junkyard like a lover's face.
25:08And followin' him into one was like chasin' a boar into the bushes.
25:18Didn't Star hire himself a rookie this year.
25:22This is Unit 1.
25:34And I think we've lost them.
25:39I sure wish there was some other way.
25:54Daisy, Star's been stealin' money hand over fist from nice people like Jesse Coulter.
26:00Yeah, and lots of other people like you, who can't afford to be cheated out of $50.
26:04They can't stop him.
26:07Besides, we asked him nice.
26:09I know that.
26:11It's just that tomorrow, when I go into that studio, I'm gonna be treated like somebody.
26:17But one day, I'll be a star.
26:26Sure's gonna put a damper on it when you all blow the place apart.
26:29Well, was everything all right when you called Star up?
26:35He was pantin' so hard, my ear got wet.
26:38Supposed to meet him tomorrow morning at his place, and from there, we go to the hidden studio.
26:42Well, we'll be right behind you all the way.
26:44Won't he spot you drivin', General Lee?
26:47Oh, we're gonna be in this car, if I can ever get her tuned up.
26:49Did Star say anything about where the studio is?
26:52Nope.
26:53Somewhere in the boonies.
26:54The studio and the press and plant are together.
26:58Gonna be a crowd.
26:59Star said something about syndicate men.
27:01Syndicate men?
27:03Mm-hmm.
27:16Now, Roscoe, I want you to listen good.
27:20These are the syndicate boys I've been tryin' to hook up with.
27:24Uh, yeah, boss.
27:25Now, I understand.
27:27And these boys get very nervous when the law is around, so I want you and your deputies to lay low.
27:33I don't care if Bonnie and Clyde ride through with the Dalton gang and the bank turns up mission.
27:39Tomorrow, the law is out to lunch.
27:42Lunch?
27:42Uh, right.
27:44Uh, I'll take care of it.
27:46Uh, boss.
27:48It's, uh...
27:51Uh, so you, uh, FBI gentlemen actually think that there is a music conspiracy ring right here at Hazard, huh?
28:01That's right, Sheriff.
28:02Yeah, this is one of the, one of the top pirates.
28:12I don't know him.
28:13Lester Star.
28:14We've had him under surveillance for months.
28:16We almost had him with the goods in a recent raid, but he dumped some evidence on these two confederates.
28:23Who, uh, got away.
28:25Oh, really?
28:27Well, we think they may live around here somewhere.
28:29Well, I'll tell you something.
28:33If I, if I spot him, I'll just do...
28:35Just maintain surveillance and notify us.
28:37Yeah.
28:38We'll take it from there.
28:40Right.
28:40I'll just let you guys...
28:42Now, if you remember, Sheriff Roscoe and boss are thick as thieves.
28:57Because they are thieves.
28:59I'm telling you, boss, the FBI had pictures of the guys they were after.
29:02And it was Bo and Luke Duke.
29:04It seems they're tied in with some big organization just like yours.
29:07Just like mine?
29:08Yeah.
29:08Oh, no way.
29:09Well, maybe you're going to see now and hire them by accident.
29:13Roscoe, this ain't no two-bit operation.
29:16I'm working with crews.
29:17I don't know what amateurs like Bo and Luke Duke are doing it.
29:22Well, the FBI told me if I was to spot them, I was supposed to call them.
29:26If you spot them, you nail them, pea brain.
29:29Ain't we been trying to get them on something?
29:31Bo and Luke, ain't they?
29:32Yeah, yeah.
29:33Well, they're doing something wrong or the FBI wouldn't be after them.
29:37That's all we need to revoke their probation and send them back to prison.
29:41Well, but the FBI...
29:43Don't run this county!
29:45You do.
29:45I do.
29:46Early next morning, everybody was ready for a big day.
29:51Of course, Jesse had a few words of instructions.
29:54He always does.
29:56Are you too sure you got everything straight?
29:58Right, got it.
29:59I want you to...
30:00Whoa!
30:01That's pretty good.
30:03Nice, Dave.
30:04Now, I was just telling the boys,
30:07you've got to make sure that everybody's out of that present plant before they blow it up.
30:11Because of the Duke's revenge on property, not people.
30:15I will.
30:15Yeah, and remember, when you're with Star, don't look for us, because we'll be right behind you.
30:20Sing pretty.
30:21Hey, uh...
30:26Hey, uh...
30:28You all right?
30:34Oh, it's just that I was so excited when I thought something had finally happened with one of my songs.
30:40Well, I know that them songs has been a long time dream of yours.
30:52That's why we got to stop this star fella.
30:55Any man ornery enough to steal another person's dreams deserves everything he gets.
31:01Well, at least for one day, I'm gonna be a star, even if it isn't for real.
31:09Most people never get that.
31:14Most stars never get to be as big as you are, right now, around here.
31:21How'd you get to be so wise?
31:25Hey, what are old men for?
31:29The boys figured if they was gonna take on the pirates and the syndicate, they'd need reinforcements.
31:39And the most reinforced person in Hazard was Ms. Mabel, the mobile madam.
31:44Ms. Mabel's party girls roamed Hazard in a fancy RV camper.
31:48Well, you sure everything is set?
31:49Sure, pretty beau.
31:50The beer's cold, the CB's hot, and the girls are ready.
31:54Ms. Mabel, they want you on the CB.
31:57Oh, all right. I'll be right back, fella.
31:59Ruby?
32:00Ruby, what in the world are you doing working here?
32:03Honey, after going with you, this was a step up in the world.
32:07Still bitter, huh?
32:09We gotta get out of here. The cops are coming.
32:18We're gonna do that side of Hazard County, anyway.
32:20Well, it was so pretty, we just had to sit up here.
32:23It's not like we've met a lot of nice folks.
32:25Well, stay where it's safe. You ought to know better.
32:27No, no, no, no.
32:29I'm driving over home. You distract me.
32:31Yeah.
32:32Here, come over.
32:48Get's in here.
33:11Hi, hi, hi.
33:13Hi, hi, hi.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
34:15So, Daisy and Star left from his place right on schedule, followed by Bo and Luke, and
34:28whoever that is.
34:30Everybody seemed to be following everybody, and nobody knew anybody.
34:36And so it turned out, everybody was following everybody else for the wrong reason.
34:41That's about up to par.
34:45Holy cats.
35:04We're headed right back towards Hazard County.
35:06I can read.
35:09Oh, terrific.
35:11We also got us a tail hanging way back.
35:15It looks like those same guys we lived in the junkyard.
35:18Wait a minute.
35:20Well, they can't be Star's guards because they're in front of us.
35:23I ever tell you what a treat it is working with your keen mind?
35:26Well, then who are they?
35:45Sheriff, what are you doing?
35:52All he's doing is...
35:52Hush!
35:53Hush!
35:54Now, I'd have Enos here read you your rights, but you ain't done any because you broke probation.
35:58Hi, fellas.
36:00What's the charge?
36:01The charge is cohorting with known criminals.
36:04Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you.
36:07You got a nasty mouth on you, Duke boy.
36:09You didn't know it, but the FBI was trailing you.
36:12They got pictures of you two cohorting with musical pirates.
36:17All right.
36:18Come on.
36:18We're gonna have to go with it.
36:19Come on.
36:20Get out of that car.
36:21Can I bring this with me?
36:22What?
36:23Dynamite.
36:23Oh, this brings on a booty.
36:25Get out of here.
36:25Get out of here.
36:26What?
36:27Oh, shit.
36:28Oh, shit.
36:28Oh, shit.
36:29Oh, shit.
36:29Oh, shit.
36:30Oh, shit.
36:30Oh, shit.
36:31Oh, shit.
36:31Oh, shit.
36:32Oh, shit.
36:32Oh, shit.
36:32Oh, shit.
36:32Oh, shit.
36:33Oh, shit.
36:33Oh, shit.
36:34Oh, shit.
36:34Oh, shit.
36:46Oh, shit.
36:47Oh, shit.
36:48We made it.
36:49Yeah, we also lost Daisy.
36:51Yeah.
36:52It seems them boys couldn't get two things right, back to back, no matter whose life depended
36:57on it.
37:03Hey, Ledfoot.
37:04how you doing fireball hey cooter what's that oh nothing much we've just been chased by the fbi
37:11yeah we just dynamited one of roscoe's cars what's up with you got a new voltage meter slick huh
37:18yeah just like new york city what y'all do to fbi well they is chasing us and we wrecked one of
37:25their cars in the junkyard is this a total it nah just a little body damage can you tell them i'll
37:31give them a real good price on a complete body job yeah we're gonna have to send them boys note of
37:36apology yeah you know i like the fbi got a good tv show cooter daisy's in trouble oh now we was
37:45following her and the fbi was following us yeah the uh sheriff caught us and we got away but we lost
37:51daisy so the fbi is following daisy well why don't y'all follow the fbi and then you'll find daisy
38:01out of the mouths of babes as jesse'd say that's right now cooter you do us a favor you get on your
38:09cb and put a spot on them so they may be monitoring us i got you covered all right
38:19breaker one breaker one might be crazy but i ain't dumb crazy cooter coming at you anybody home on the
38:25hazard net dreams daisy that's what it's all about and they're very hard to come by you and me baby
38:32this is gonna be a dream come true i still don't understand the setup here it's very simple that's
38:37the pressing plant that's the recording studio what do you think it's not the grand old opry it's not
38:42supposed to be jojo any sign of the boss of the syndicate baby you're gonna knock them dead
38:59uh excuse me do you have a little girls room around here mr star sure right over there okay
39:12that's what's wrong with you oh there the fbi's in there fbi
39:29oh
39:33hi fellas
39:36uh your guns were just here yesterday they've just
39:38surveillance team you talked to yesterday spotted the plant they're watching it right now
39:42we're the raid team and we're going in now great team let's go guys yeah
39:49it's just uh gold then just dog sheriff i just love a good raid
39:55general lee general robert lee this here's old crazy cooter come on come in old coot
40:02now you gentlemen is in luck because you sure don't live right deacon lyle perkins lives one
40:07farm over from tomorrow place he spotted the limo and uncle sam smokey going down the road right
40:13to the farm about a half hour ago well we're right on top of that well that ain't all a bunch of other
40:19cars showed up too so y'all be careful read you cooter we're on our way uh can you relay that to mabel
40:25get forward
40:39that's what we're going to do
40:42that's what we're going to do
40:46yeah this is it boys i foreclosed on it and turned it into a studio and a record-pressing
40:53plan still looks like a farm though don't it what's that smell fresh air
40:59and inside this studio is the lady with a trick voice is gonna make us all that job she better we're
41:05taking a risk being here hey robert you keep your eyes peeled this place gives me the creeps no alleys
41:12no sewers no place to hide
41:22and i sure hope mabel got that message uh with cooter's transmitter they'll get it in moscow
41:27and once again here come the law so where is she now she's in the ladies room she's a little
41:36nervous now here she is now come in here so yeah guys i like you to meet you guys crazy duke you
41:45didn't tell me that the boss was the boss you two know each other yeah sure i know i just don't know
41:52anything about her hey we made this trip and you ain't never heard her sing no no no no why we were
41:59both in the same church choir isn't there so daisy oh yes boss sings bass no kidding that's right
42:10let's get on with it huh oh excuse me i have to go to the little girl's room again me too
42:22you can't come in here it's a good a place to die as any you trying to get us killed i'm trying to get
42:43my fifty dollars back what fifty dollars oh never mind i don't know what you dukes are up to
42:49but you better be able to sing like a bird or we're all dead ducks those syndicate boys out there
42:56invented cement shoes oh lord who'd want any can you sing well fair we're dead
43:05what is going on those guys are getting edgy out there that happened once before on saint valentine's
43:14day now get out there and sing
43:27now what man this is a weird case first of all i'd like to thank you for coming to hear me
43:35did you all have a pleasant trip down what is this we're gonna hear her sing or what somebody's
43:41stalling stalling makes me nervous okay okay for my first song i'd like to sing for you
43:48this real catchy tune that wow i made it up
43:56what's that what's going on around here
44:05what the hell is this
44:06so now you know what the girls were for bait to get everybody outside
44:28what is this
44:30what is this
44:38what is this
44:40get out of here
44:43i sure never
44:44Where are you going?
45:14well hey boss you here too welcome to hazard county gentlemen the sheriff and the fbi are on
45:25their way
45:26happy night
45:28crazy
45:29Ah!
45:31Stop, you're gone.
45:33You fool!
45:59Woo!
46:19Woo!
46:21Old Roscoe put his foot in it this time.
46:24Isn't that just the prettiest sight you've ever seen in your life?
46:29Look at him!
46:31You son of a gun!
46:33Light!
46:35There she goes.
46:37Ready? Okay.
46:39Let's try him.
46:41There she goes.
46:59And that's the legend of Daisy's song.
47:13When the FBI didn't get their man.
47:15No evidence.
47:17And Boss didn't get in the syndicate.
47:19No record plans.
47:21Looks like it'd have been a lot easier just to give Daisy your 50 bucks back.
47:25Yahoo!
47:27Yeah!
47:28But that ain't the whole story.
47:29Hey Daisy!
47:31Want to hear our new song?
47:33Hadn't even been released yet.
47:35Sure.
47:37You know, it's good times waiting for you.
47:39Jesse Colter sent it.
47:40She's gonna record it for real.
47:41Oh my lord!
47:42hey Daisy want to hear our new song hadn't even been released yet sure
47:54jesse colder said it she's gonna record it for real
48:02oh my lord
48:03oh my lord
48:05Uncle Jesse
48:06listen
48:09see I told you all you gotta do is just keep dreaming them dreams
48:16another good thing about Hazard County
48:23we tend to have happy endings
48:53you
48:55you
48:56you
48:58you
49:00you
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