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00:00Oh, there they are.
00:18Mr. Sexy.
00:20Oh, my goodness.
00:21It's them, it's them.
00:24Oh, yeah, that's...
00:25Boo!
00:26Jack!
00:28Hi, Bob.
00:28Would you sign it?
00:30Oh, you got the magazine.
00:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:33I haven't even had a chance to look at this stupid thing.
00:36Oh, hey.
00:37Would you sign it?
00:38Oh, that's great.
00:39Boy, everybody's got a copy, huh?
00:41Terrific.
00:41Oh, no, I'm so flustered.
00:43I'm so excited.
00:4613 to 15.
00:48Lay it on, honey.
00:49Yeah, the picture's actually on 14.
00:50Okay.
00:51Oh, sure.
00:58I was a late bloomer with the gals.
01:04In fact, before I met my wife, I had no experience with them.
01:08And the wedding night, I tried to inflate her.
01:11She enjoyed it.
01:12But we've gone through all the stages of a marriage.
01:15We went through the taking a headache stage.
01:16Now we're going through the I find you physically repugnant stage.
01:20Paul Revere.
01:22Kip Glasscock.
01:23Yeah, right.
01:23Nice to meet you.
01:24Call me Kip.
01:25Right.
01:25Kip.
01:26Kip.
01:26That's a cute name.
01:27What is that short for, Kip?
01:28It's just a name I got when I was sculling.
01:30Oh, it's a sculling name.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Real name is Jeff Glasscock.
01:34But people thought that sounded weird.
01:35Is this the green room?
01:36Yeah.
01:37Hi.
01:37Come on in, fella.
01:38Hey.
01:38I don't have a good sense of color anymore.
01:40Hey, what?
01:41I like to open with a joke, whatever I like.
01:43Hi.
01:43How you doing?
01:44Kip Glasscock.
01:45Hi, Oedipus.
01:46Paul Revere.
01:46Over here.
01:47Hi, Paul.
01:47I'll just put my hand out, and whoever wants to shake it, come on up.
01:50That's an interesting name, by the way, Kip Glasscock.
01:53It's Sudanese.
01:54Really?
01:55What kind of name is Revere?
01:56Is that, is that...
01:57Old English.
01:58Oh.
01:58Can you do that to Danish?
01:59This is my seeing eye dog.
02:01How come you have two?
02:02One's for reading.
02:05My, uh, my mother-in-law passed away last week.
02:08Nothing serious, thank God.
02:09But she's dead now.
02:10She was cremated, and we, uh, we think that's what did it.
02:15Hey, Mel, I can't get enough of that, uh, the same material.
02:17Every, uh, week.
02:18He's wonderful.
02:19He reminds me of Myron Cohn, but he's not so much of a Jew.
02:23Well, uh, who's Myron Cohn?
02:24You don't remember anything, kids.
02:25You know, you know, you know, if it didn't happen yesterday, you don't remember anything.
02:28God, hit me.
02:30Oh, Dick.
02:31Look, it's our sexiest man from here.
02:34Oh.
02:35Ah, thanks, Dick.
02:37Oh, congratulations.
02:39I agree with them 100%.
02:40Oh, it's crazy, but you know.
02:43Hi, Dickie.
02:44Oh, hi, Paula.
02:45How are you doing?
02:45Speaking of sexy, my wife.
02:47Huh?
02:48Absolutely.
02:48Is she looking great today?
02:49Oh, Richard.
02:50Unbelievable.
02:51That's what makes me the sexiest man in Worcester, being married to the woman in that outfit.
02:55You're the sexiest couple in Worcester.
02:58Uh, okay, guys.
02:59Enough.
03:00Thanks.
03:01Ugh, all of us.
03:02We're all dying over you now.
03:04Does this coffee taste funny to you?
03:06You know how it tastes to me?
03:07Sexy.
03:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:09I think that my wife has been fooling around because our parents keep saying,
03:13give it to me hard and fast before my husband, Johnny Storm, comes home.
03:18And yes, I'd love a cracker.
03:24Hi.
03:25Hello.
03:26I'm, uh, good to meet you.
03:27I'm Vicki at high school.
03:29Hi, how are you?
03:29Good.
03:30I'm fine, thanks.
03:31Good.
03:31Hi.
03:31Vicki, we spoke on the phone, right?
03:33Oh, Oedipus.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Hi, how are you?
03:35Ooh, are you okay?
03:37Just have an itch.
03:37You okay?
03:38Okay.
03:39I know a wonderful plastic surgeon.
03:40Oh, really?
03:41He's a genius.
03:42I think these babies are pretty much, uh, hopeless.
03:44No, no, I mean, it looks fine.
03:45Listen, Mr. Sammy Davis Jr. had one eye, and he did pretty damn good.
03:48Yeah, big fan.
03:50On the show today, a guy we've all heard about, a young man by the name of Oedipus Rex.
03:54Also joining us, I think for the first time, is the proud father of six, uh, is it six
04:02when you have sex couplets?
04:03Yeah.
04:04And what is it when you have sex?
04:06Odd.
04:06Hey, it's so rare that I enjoy myself.
04:10But, uh, the father of, of, uh, sex couplets is, uh, Mr. Kip Glasscock.
04:16Could I ask you, over here?
04:17Sure, sure.
04:18It's not going to be the name of the cocktail at this photo shoot for the magazine, because
04:22I'm, I'm, this is, uh, my 60th day of surprise.
04:25Oh, no, no, no.
04:25So you were a drunk, huh?
04:27Hey.
04:27You know, my hearing is really...
04:29Oh, people, really?
04:29Wow, that was really...
04:30So what, do you develop other senses when you don't have...
04:32The hearing is really amazing.
04:34Can you hear this?
04:35Yeah, yeah.
04:36You can hear that?
04:37Yeah, I heard that.
04:37Wow.
04:38Oh, amazing.
04:42So please welcome, in no particular order, America's favorite couple, Dick and Paula.
04:47Hello, what's up?
04:49What a great house.
04:50Paula, you look lovely.
04:51Dick, congratulations.
04:53Thank you, Johnny.
04:54I, I, just for those of you who don't know, Dick has won, is it two years in a row now?
04:58The sexiest man in Worcester.
05:00Yes, sir.
05:02Only because Johnny Storm took himself out of, uh, the competition.
05:05That's right.
05:06Yeah, kind of by default.
05:08I would have voted for you, Johnny.
05:10Oh, listen to that.
05:12Now there's a little tension on that side of the stage.
05:14Oh, boy.
05:225,000 women voted over the age of 55.
05:28No, I mean, uh, 5,000 women...
05:31You just can't be sweet about this, can you?
05:33I guess, I have to watch it.
05:34Read the cue cards, honey.
05:35You're supposed to be sweet.
05:38Yeah.
05:38I'm trying.
05:40Wasn't that Dick on the cover of Prevention Magazine?
05:42This, uh, sexiest guy in Worcester thing is great, and I appreciate the gal she wrote.
05:45You should, it's a great honor.
05:47But let, let me just, let me just say a few words about that lady over there.
05:51Oh, now, no, you're not going to start on me.
05:54Sexy.
05:54I don't think he's pointing to you.
05:55It's fine.
05:57I like to mix it up, you know?
05:58Oh, so you can do it the other way.
06:00I do a bunch of different stuff.
06:01Oh, you do two patches?
06:02I got a glass eye underneath the patch.
06:03Take a look at that.
06:04Oh, that, I like that one better.
06:06Well, that's blue.
06:07This thing happened to you, or you did it to yourself, or it was a bad, bad day, but you
06:12bounce back, and you're making, like, crazy fashion statements that no one else can.
06:17I love that.
06:18It's funny you bring that up, but I've had a bad day.
06:21Oh, I know.
06:26Okay, so we're preparing for the Andy Kindler bit, is that right?
06:30What?
06:31Andy Kindler.
06:32What's up next, right?
06:33Is it?
06:33Isn't it?
06:34Um, oh, yeah.
06:36Um, three, two, one, go.
06:38And now it's time for my favorite part of the show, when I get to talk to my nephew, Andy
06:42Kindler.
06:43He's my nephew, too.
06:44Our nephew.
06:45Sorry, honey.
06:46Andy, are you there, sweetie?
06:47We're just, we're just one big happy family.
06:50See, I've decided Aunt Paula and Uncle Dick to make myself more humorous during the segment,
06:56so I'll be sprinkling one-liners during our segments from now on.
07:00Okay, great.
07:01For example, you know, I had to go to a doctor this week.
07:03Uh-huh.
07:04Because I've been having difficulty urinating.
07:06Ooh.
07:07But it turns out, clumsiness is not a medical condition.
07:10Huh?
07:11I see.
07:12You're going to cancel me soon, aren't you?
07:14I also, sometimes I'll do this on occasion.
07:16Check these out.
07:17Yeah.
07:17Whoa!
07:18I love that.
07:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:21That is so great.
07:22They're fun.
07:23They're fun.
07:23So many people in your position would be bitter and horrible to be around.
07:26Well, you know, look, I was.
07:27Don't get me wrong.
07:28I mean, I spent...
07:29But you bounced back, honey.
07:30A good amount of time.
07:31Well, thank you.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Thanks for calling me, honey.
07:33So you write the copy and then do the voice.
07:35Yeah, so I made up my own.
07:36I'll give you an example.
07:38At Dr. Dewitt Home Centers, we guaranteed you won't get nailed with higher prices.
07:43The only screwing you will encounter is when you assemble one of our popular all-weather sheds.
07:48That voice is terrific.
07:50Did you get the part where the only screwing you will encounter...
07:52I got that.
07:53...nailed with higher prices?
07:55Yeah, the metaphor still sang right out, Andy.
07:57How long did it take for you to come around to where you are now with the winning personality?
08:02Well, you know what?
08:03I go in and out, and medication has helped.
08:06There's no question about that.
08:07Oh, yeah, you got it, medication.
08:08Jesus, where would I be without mine?
08:09And, uh, yeah, hello, antidepressants.
08:15Andy Kindler, your morning drive guy.
08:17A5 beautiful degrees downtown Los Angeles.
08:19Come up in half an hour to give it away some Arrowsmith tickets.
08:22Oh, Andy, that was terrific.
08:23Now, there you go.
08:25Wasn't that wonderful people in the studio audience?
08:28That was fabulous.
08:30Andy, honey.
08:30Tell me about a 45-minute free ride.
08:32It's back-to-back classics.
08:34I can't believe you're not out there doing that.
08:37All I can say is, boom, you keep going, Andy.
08:39You know, when you talk that way, I start to get excited about myself.
08:43Really?
08:43Not really.
08:44Well, now, how many of us can claim that we accidentally murdered our father
08:57and slept with our mother?
08:59Oedipus Rex can, and this tragic Greek king is with us today.
09:03Please welcome Oedipus Rex.
09:05Oedipus Rex.
09:10Welcome, welcome.
09:11Good to be here.
09:11Nice to have you here, Oedipus.
09:12Well, no, thanks for having me, yeah.
09:14It's not often you get a roaring applause for killing your father
09:18and sleeping with your mom.
09:19I love it.
09:19I love TV.
09:22By the way, congratulations on Sexiest Man.
09:25Oh, thanks.
09:26My husband in the world.
09:28It's a crazy thing.
09:29That brings up old memories.
09:30I won Sexiest Man at Thebes three years in a row.
09:34Wow.
09:35And it got to my head.
09:37I can see why.
09:38It did, yeah.
09:39Well, I'm not gouging anything out tonight.
09:42I'm telling you that right now.
09:42You got me, son of a bitch.
09:45So you're up.
09:45And back to the street.
09:47I want to introduce my dogs, Swayze and Gray.
09:50I'm a huge Dirty Dancing fan.
09:53Let's see.
09:53Yeah.
09:56You see the cute dog.
09:58Well, that's enough.
10:00I don't have to see to see that's annoying.
10:02I think everybody knows the basics of your story, but for those who don't, could you just run it by us?
10:12Because, of course, it's a whole bunch of stuff.
10:15I call it a tragedy.
10:19Cute Gail Storm story.
10:21Gail Storm had narcolepsy.
10:22Nobody knows it.
10:23She kept it hidden from the press.
10:25In those days, the press would cooperate.
10:27Now, if it's, if, if, if, if, if...
10:30Melt.
10:30Melt tells an narcolepsy story.
10:32He falls asleep.
10:33Rudy, drop those bombs.
10:35Get those chaps.
10:36Damn it.
10:37He talks to himself about the war he was never in.
10:39So you murdered your father and...
10:42Yeah, you don't have to say it like that.
10:43...accidentally married your mother.
10:45Yeah, both things were an accident.
10:47I did not know that I...
10:48Well, you were actually trying to, to avoid the thing.
10:50It was a, it was a comedy about it.
10:53It was.
10:54Yeah.
10:55It really wasn't.
10:56Do you miss your father?
10:57You know, I miss my mother more.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oedipus, did Floyd get it right?
11:01No.
11:02I mean, he is very...
11:03No, he, he, that was a, that was a big...
11:06Excuse me.
11:07Oedipus is a little gassy.
11:10I had, uh...
11:10Oh, you've been through a lot.
11:11I had a massive amount of seltzer in the green room.
11:14Oh.
11:14Yeah, so, um, but, uh, personally I think the guy was totally wrong.
11:18I mean, it's all psychotropics now.
11:19So you don't think there's such a thing as an Oedipus complex?
11:22Um, well, I have one.
11:25But I'm Oedipus, you know?
11:27Exactly, exactly, exactly.
11:28You have a right.
11:29Yeah, I definitely have a right.
11:30You've earned your talent.
11:31I have a, you know, to be honest with you, I have a huge one.
11:33Last night, uh, the good Lord smiled on me, and I was able to get lucky with a young lady,
11:41and as I was being tender with her...
11:44That is one of the most disturbing...
11:46It really is.
11:47...images I've ever had.
11:49Why?
11:49Because I'm talking about me and not listening to your horse poop?
11:52What are you talking about?
11:53I just, I don't...
11:53Where did you meet a woman?
11:55I met her at my line dancing class.
11:57Oh, really?
11:57I put the tank on wheels, and I line dance.
12:00Why?
12:00Is that so funny to you?
12:01Melt, I'm gonna start writing these things down.
12:08So, Oedipus, tell us, what's next for you?
12:11Actually, uh, we're working through, uh, still in the writing phase,
12:14but ABC has signed to do a movie of the week of me, and, uh...
12:18Really, no, sir.
12:18Is this based on the book?
12:19No, not the autobiography.
12:20This is based on the standard.
12:22Uh-huh.
12:23The oral tradition, as we like to say.
12:24The myth, the legend, yeah.
12:25And, um, Alyssa Milano set upon my mom, which I'm very proud.
12:29Wow.
12:29Terrific.
12:30Very excited about.
12:31And, uh, James Naughton is playing my dad.
12:35Back off, two.
12:36Back off.
12:37Two, back off.
12:38Bring in one.
12:39I also, I want to plug, um, I, uh, my perfume, which is out now in stores.
12:44Oh, what's that called?
12:44It's called Complex.
12:46Complex.
12:46Oh, terrific.
12:48Terrific.
12:49Typically, it will be Oedipal, Complex.
12:52What I did is Complex in big letters.
12:54Oedipal.
12:55Underneath.
12:55Very small.
12:56That's subliminal suggesting.
12:57Complex.
12:58Subtle.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Okay, camera two, pull out.
13:01Pull out.
13:02Camera two, you with me?
13:03Camera two.
13:04Hello?
13:04All right, a little further.
13:06Camera two, leave the room.
13:07I do a little singing here and there.
13:09Did you want to sing something?
13:10What's your instrument?
13:11Johnny, if you're, uh, set up to, uh, the back.
13:14Yes.
13:14Add your services.
13:15Say one.
13:15Oh.
13:15So, if you don't mind, I brought my, uh, actually my guitar.
13:18Oh.
13:19Folk or classical?
13:20Self-taught.
13:20Self-taught.
13:21Johnny, have you, uh, something you worked out with, uh, Oedipus?
13:25Can we just, um, give me a heavy spot?
13:28Okay, cue spotlight.
13:29And, uh, can we bring, uh, the house lights up on one beautiful lady out there and cue house
13:34lights?
13:34Her name is my mom.
13:36Mom, this one, uh, this one goes out to you.
13:43Johnny Stone on the keyboard.
13:44You're just too good to be true.
13:51I can't take my eyes off of you.
13:55You'd be like heaven to touch.
13:58I want to hold you so much.
14:02At long last, love has arrived.
14:06And I thank God I'm alive.
14:09You're just too good to be true.
14:12My own mother, I can't take my eyes off of you.
14:16Come on.
14:17All right, you'll like her.
14:18Come on.
14:19Come on, we're getting close.
14:21And I thank God I'm alive.
14:25You're just too good to be true.
14:28I can't take my eyes off of my mother.
14:32Go, boys.
14:34Everybody.
14:35Come on.
14:37Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
14:40Have fun with it.
14:45There we go.
14:47Camera two, stand by.
14:48So you're going to go up now.
14:50And hit two.
14:51Let me love you, baby.
14:53Let me love you.
14:58You're just too good to be true.
15:02You're just too good to be true.
15:07Thank you very much.
15:09Oh, that was exquisite, Edipus.
15:12Fabulous, Edipus.
15:14That was so touching.
15:14Thank you so much.
15:16And Johnny, Johnny Storm.
15:18Yeah, the dragon was kicking.
15:20Terrific.
15:21Oh, that opened the floodgates.
15:23The old memories.
15:23The pretty lady.
15:24Yeah.
15:25Enjoying that song.
15:26Nice job, boys.
15:27Except for you two.
15:28We'll go on commercial in five.
15:29Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big warm thanks to Edipus Rack.
15:34And Jocasta.
15:35Yeah.
15:35My mom.
15:36God bless her.
15:37Thank you, Edipus.
15:38Okay.
15:39Great.
15:39Great.
15:39Today, we are bringing on Kip Blascock, father of sex tuplets.
15:54He's here to share with us his incredible story.
15:58Please welcome Kip Blascock.
16:02Hello, everybody.
16:03Hi, Kip.
16:04Hello.
16:05How are you?
16:06You must be one tired guy.
16:07Well, I'm here.
16:08That's all I know.
16:09I mean, people out there have had a kid or two or three at a time.
16:13You've got six.
16:14Tell us what it's like.
16:15What's the day-to-day for you?
16:16Tell us about your wife.
16:17Yeah, six of them.
16:18How is your wife?
16:19Well, you know, I'm not married.
16:21You're not?
16:22No, I'm not.
16:23Really?
16:23This is an out-of-wedlock experience.
16:25No, no, no.
16:26I adopted the kids.
16:27I'm surprised you didn't know that.
16:28You adopted them?
16:29Sure.
16:30Well, long story short, I was in France, and I worked for a soft drink bottling company
16:37that shall remain nameless.
16:39And we were very interested in turning this orphanage into a bottling plant.
16:43Yeah?
16:44And I had been out for kind of a liquid lunch because, you know, your Huguenots like their
16:47drinky poos, you know?
16:49Right.
16:49Anywho, came back after lunch and trying to conduct business amidst the screaming.
16:53So just my heart melted, you know?
16:56And I saw these wonderful infants that had been abandoned, if you can imagine, and they
17:01were found in a dumpster and a bakery.
17:03Oh, dear.
17:04And you know the bakeries are...
17:05The bread that they throw out is better than the bread we buy here.
17:08How long have they been in the dumpster?
17:10Uh, well, the bread was stale, so it probably was a couple of days, you know?
17:14Oh, wow.
17:18Yeah, I am shocked that he won.
17:20I personally don't find him sexy at all.
17:22Oh, yeah.
17:23He's a very attractive man.
17:24Yeah, well, I don't know.
17:25There's something oily about him.
17:26I don't know about oily.
17:28Well, take a closer look.
17:30You know, and I don't know, I just, maybe it was a little bit of wine, or maybe it was
17:33just the fact that I'm not made of wood, but I took the kids back to America with, you
17:37know, in one of those carpet bags, like rich ladies put Yorkies in, you know?
17:42And so how are you taking care of so many children, Mr. Blascoff?
17:48Well, it's not easy.
17:49You know, it does put a crimp in your social life.
17:52I enjoy adult swinging and role play.
17:55And that's, you know, you've got to slow down.
17:58You can't run on all cylinders.
17:59Adult swinging and role play?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Let me just say one damn thing here.
18:03It's not just about the sex.
18:05You meet some interesting people.
18:06You said wife swapping, but you don't have a wife.
18:08No, if you host the party.
18:10Ah.
18:10You can just buzz around.
18:12Dick and Paula, I could put you two in touch with him, too, because you two look like party
18:15people to me.
18:16You do?
18:18Well, Dick is the sexiest man in Worcester.
18:20Well, yeah.
18:21And Paula, I'd like to roll you in some cream cheese.
18:24I really would.
18:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:26Stop.
18:27I would.
18:28No, really.
18:28I know you mean that in the nicest possible way, Mr. Glasscock.
18:31Or cottage cheese, large curd, if I could.
18:37A lot of people say, oh, Kip Glasscock, are you going to give the kids their own culture
18:42because they're French kids?
18:43And one little trick I found is I always play a Roberto Benigni video while I'm nursing
18:49the kids to keep them in touch with their roots.
18:52He was Italian.
18:53He is Italian.
18:55Hey, look, nobody wanted these kids, okay?
18:57Did they have names or did you give them names?
18:58Oh, well, I don't know what, you know, they didn't.
19:00They were just dumpster kids.
19:01They were dumpster kids.
19:02The girls are daiquiri and Mai Tai.
19:05Uh-huh.
19:05The boys are Stinger, Harvey Wallbanger, Bullshot, Greyhound, and Absolute.
19:11Wait a minute.
19:11Isn't that seven?
19:12Is that seven?
19:14Because I drinks a bit.
19:15No, not anymore, I don't.
19:17I understand that you have a clip.
19:18Yeah, you know, I've got to show the clip of the kids.
19:21Oh, well, we'd love to see it.
19:22We'd love to see your children.
19:24Oh, okay.
19:24Let's run that video.
19:25Okay, I'll just look up there.
19:26Right up here.
19:27Okay.
19:27And we'll be running, going up your clip.
19:29There's Mai Tai, wrestling with the boys.
19:31Uh-huh.
19:32You know.
19:32A strong one, isn't he?
19:33Yeah.
19:33What are they eating?
19:34I don't have no idea.
19:36Interesting outfit you've got to be.
19:38And, you know, the camera's a little jerky there because I still have a bit of a DT.
19:42Uh-huh.
19:43Is that a puppy on the end there?
19:45No, that's a Harvey Wallbanger.
19:47Oh.
19:47That's one of the children.
19:48He's a scrappy little dude.
19:51Looks just like a dog.
19:54A lot of people tease him about the tail.
19:55And that's just a bit of the Cossack's bone that just flew a little too long.
20:00They can take care of that surgically, though, right?
20:02He can wag it, though, and it's cute as a button.
20:03Wow.
20:04Yeah.
20:04And who's that very voluptuous young woman there?
20:09Hmm.
20:09Mr. Glass Dog.
20:10She's a young lady, a prostitute.
20:13That's, uh...
20:13Is she good with kids?
20:15Well, you've got to have instincts as a dad.
20:16Yeah, I guess, huh?
20:18Who to trust and that sort of thing.
20:19We're going commercial in five.
20:21All right, yes.
20:22Well, Mr. Glass Dog, we'd love to have you back.
20:24Maybe when the children grow a little bit older.
20:25Wonderful.
20:26You know, maybe do a regular thing.
20:27That'd be disgraceful.
20:28Thanks.
20:29Keep that video camera rolling.
20:30Oh, you know I will.
20:31Kip Glass Dog, ladies and gentlemen.
20:37Go to Johnny.
20:38Go to Johnny.
20:39Come on.
20:40Go to Johnny.
20:41What a great show today.
20:41The crowd was terrific.
20:43Our audience is the best in Worcester.
20:45The best anywhere.
20:47You can't buy a crowd like that.
20:48No, you can't.
20:48We tried.
20:49Oh, and Kip seems like he really, you know, he is cut out as the role of father.
20:54Yes.
20:55And my advice to him as he's listening is, please don't be afraid to ask the tough questions.
21:00Like?
21:01You know, when I was a teenager, I had a cocaine habit.
21:04So bad, I wanted to get caught.
21:05I'm not proud of this.
21:06Sure is.
21:07I am not proud of this.
21:08Well, I wish my father had asked me.
21:10I pray that he'd get caught one night.
21:11He catches me with a gram of cocaine, rubs my nose in it.
21:15So you've got to ask the tough questions.
21:18You do.
21:19We should have found out how you say sextuplet in France, you know?
21:23It's sextuplet.
21:24Oh, there you go.
21:24They have a name for everything, don't they?
21:26They do.
21:29Next Tuesday on the Dick and Paula Celebrity Special.