00:00It appears from here that the nomination convention has reached a deadlock.
00:13Wait, now we'll switch you down to the floor of the convention hall to hear the delegate from California.
00:18Laddie is saying we need someone for President Everyone Trusts and Loves.
00:32Laddie nominates the international TV star, Gumby.
00:38It looks like it's unanimous.
00:41Yippee!
00:43I've always wanted to live in the White House.
00:46Oh, maybe I'll meet Abraham Lincoln.
00:49Maybe, if you go for ghosts.
00:53Man, I don't know a thing about being a president.
00:56As your advisor, campaign manager, and ghost writer, I ask you to leave such details to me.
01:03Gumby, you just stay here, and I'll check out Mount Rushmore.
01:07Mount Rushmore?
01:09Yeah, the four top presidents of the country are carved in that mountain.
01:13Then, I'll find out who they are.
01:16When I get back, I'll have the secrets to being a super president.
01:20Super president?
01:21I don't even want to be president.
01:24Now I'm going to need a secretary.
01:27Goo, can you take shorthand?
01:29No, but I can hold a microphone.
01:33Good.
01:33Then let's go.
01:34Now, this is Mount Rushmore, Goo.
01:43Take down the names as I give them to you.
01:46Let's see.
01:47There's George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt.
01:54Did you get that, Goo?
01:57George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Bear.
02:03Well, three out of four isn't bad, Goo.
02:14There's a book about George Washington.
02:17Very observant of you, Goo.
02:18Oh, it's cold and dark, and we're on a nice flow.
02:29This is no place to find a president of the United States.
02:33Wrong again, Goo.
02:35This is the Delaware River, and here comes George now, right on time.
02:38Ah, George Washington, sir.
02:44A friend of mine who is candidate for president needs to know your secret for being a good president.
02:50Uh, well, let me see.
03:01Well, there's our next man.
03:02Let's go, Goo.
03:03Uh, we're okay, sir.
03:21Are you, uh, are you Mr. Lincoln?
03:22Uh, all men are created equal and are endowed by their maker with these inalienable rights.
03:37Life, liberty, and the, uh, uh, let's see, uh...
03:42Uh, excuse me, Mr. Jefferson.
03:45Uh, uh, how about the pursuit of happiness?
03:48Yes.
03:50Excellent.
03:51The pursuit of happiness.
03:56I hope you're not a spy for King George III, because what I'm writing here is top secret.
04:02The king would shoot me if he found me writing this.
04:05Oh, no, sir.
04:06I'm a revolutionary just like you.
04:09I just want to ask you what you think is a presidential candidate's best weapon for winning.
04:15Uh, president should know that the pen is mightier than the sword or guns.
04:35You almost forgot this big stick.
04:41Hey, Prickle, what are all these things for?
04:46Well, the four best presidents in our history said you'd need these things to be president.
04:51Tell Gumby briefly what they said, Goo.
04:54George Washington.
04:57Cross the river when the enemy least expects you.
05:01Abe Lincoln.
05:03People vote for me because I can split more rails.
05:08Thomas Jefferson.
05:09The pen is mightier than the sword or guns.
05:14And Teddy Roosevelt.
05:16Walk softly and carry a big stick.
05:21To me, they look more like some props for some comedian in show business.
05:24Oh, my God!
05:45Oh, my God!
