Seth and Sean dive into the Pardon My Take guys telling DeMeco Ryans he's in their top 3 of most attractive NFL Head Coaches, and assess the actual main competition.
00:00You texted me yesterday, Seth, and you were like, hey, D'Amico was on Pardon My Take.
00:04And I'm like, okay, I haven't watched it yet.
00:06I've only seen the clips, you know, that have popped up there.
00:09Yeah, yeah.
00:10That is one that I will go find and I will watch that entire interview.
00:14Because that, D'Amico, he's a good interview and he's a good sport, too.
00:19You know, like he goes on an interview like that.
00:21I think D'Amico, he's playful enough where he knows the deal going on Pardon My Take.
00:25Well, yeah, yeah, they have a good time with it.
00:27You know, you've got to go in it with a lighthearted vibe.
00:29And they started right in.
00:30He had asked.
00:30I only watched like the first three minutes so far.
00:33But they asked him, I was like, hey, are you worried with his win streak about, you know, Nick Saban's rat poison?
00:39Guys are going to start feeling too good about themselves.
00:41And D'Amico said, I don't know.
00:43Well, you guys could give, maybe you guys could give me some, you know, give me some motivation for him.
00:48And PFT commenter just went right in on red zone, the offense in general, all that.
00:52Oh, he started rattling off all the deficiencies, huh?
00:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55That's hilarious.
00:57That's great.
00:57We'll have to find some of that.
00:59The most important topic that came up on the interview with D'Amico Ryans was, of course, D'Amico's looks, how handsome he is.
01:09And Big Cat, who's one of the hosts on there, informed D'Amico Ryans that he is top three most handsome head coach, according to the Pardon My Take-O-Meter.
01:20I got a dumb question for you, and I hope you take this the right way, but I, well, it's a compliment, but I would assume that most of your beat reporters in Houston are not doing the same thing, asking these questions.
01:32We have you ranked top three most attractive head coaches in the NFL.
01:36Are you cool with that?
01:38Do you think that's a fair ranking?
01:41Oh, man.
01:42Hey, I'm in the top five.
01:43I'll take it.
01:44Let's go.
01:44You're top three.
01:45You're top three.
01:46You might be one.
01:47You honestly might be one.
01:49And, like, I don't know if it's, like, listen, guys should be able to compliment guys.
01:52Like, you're an attractive guy.
01:54You're a looking dude.
01:55Yeah, it's Matt LaFleur, Andy Reid, D'Amico Ryans.
01:58Yeah.
01:59Let's go.
01:59Let's go.
02:02Andy Reid.
02:06I didn't hear that part of it.
02:08I hadn't heard that.
02:13They were just trying to, oh, that's, now I've got to go back and listen to the episode where they decide why they put Andy Reid in there.
02:20Yeah.
02:20It's got to be his, it's kind of, what was it, most handsome?
02:24Most handsome.
02:25Yeah, yeah, no, most handsome.
02:26Most handsome, yeah, yeah.
02:28So, I wouldn't have thought Andy Reid, but, you know, he's got a, you know, maybe a dignified old guy vibe to him.
02:34He could be construed as a, you know, a handsome older man.
02:38He's, what is Andy Reid?
02:39We looked up his age this week.
02:40What is he, 67, I think?
02:4260, yeah, upper 60s.
02:43Upper 60s, yeah.
02:44No, I think he's 65, whatever it is.
02:46Yeah, yeah.
02:47The other, Casino.ca did a survey where they ranked it.
02:52Sean McVay, this was my fan vote.
02:54Yeah.
02:55Sean McVay, followed by Matt LaFleur, followed by Dan Campbell.
02:59Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:00Which, I think on the rugged, there's like three different types right there, probably, of handsomeness.
03:04But, like, with Campbell, it's more about his whole rugged vibe.
03:09Yeah.
03:09With D'Amico, I think the, D'Amico, it's, it would be kind of along the same lines, I think.
03:16The vibe.
03:17Yeah.
03:17You know, is that there's, when you're ranking the whole package, and not to mention his physique and everything, if, you know, people are into that kind of stuff.
03:25Yeah, well, all the guys you just named, all in good shape.
03:28I think Dan Campbell, hmm, Dan Campbell grew up on a farm, so he's got kind of that sort of, on a ranch, whatever.
03:35Yeah, it's, it's, they're all the same to me.
03:38He grew up around animals and lots of land.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Anyways, so he, so kind of rugged, and a little rough around the edges, maybe.
03:47D'Amico is a southern gentleman who will whoop seven people if you walk up to his lady, you know what I mean?
03:54Well, yeah, yeah, very, very polite, genteel almost, but with that side of him that can do business.
04:01He's got a switch that can get flipped, you know?
04:05And so, yeah, can do business, exactly, exactly.
04:08I feel like Vrabel.
04:09Yes, you know what, D'Amico's kind of that one where I think, you know, when women are, when women are listing all the things they want,
04:15and it seems like they're impossibly conflicting things at times.
04:18You know, you want an alpha male, but who also knows, knows how to be polite and knows when, you know, how to act in certain situations and all that.
04:26D'Amico seems to, D'Amico seems to check off an unrealistic number of boxes.
04:31Yes.
04:31And being able to do the super manly stuff, but also to be able to do the super gentlemanly stuff really well.
04:37Someone says, what the F, Andy Reid, what stupid ass list is this?
04:42Um, not that I'm, not that I'm glad my sports talk radio station is doing this, but Andy Reid shouldn't be on there.
04:50These people are stupid.
04:51Brandy chimed in immediately, of course.
04:53What did she say?
04:53D'Amico is number one, exclamation point.
04:56Yeah.
04:56We're going to have a talk about this afterwards.
04:58He's a good looking dude.
05:01Um, I feel like Vrabel is somebody that, you know, maybe a little more unconventionally handsome,
05:06but I think women, I think like the Vrabel vibe.
05:09Yeah, but he's not, he's a have it.
05:12He's got the same vibe as Dan Campbell, but, but Campbell's in better shape.
05:16Campbell's in good shape.
05:17Vrabel's let himself, Vrabel's got a, Vrabel's got a dad bod.
05:20I think he would probably tell you that, you know?
05:21Yeah.
05:22Dad bod's had a good run there for a few years.
05:25Uh, it felt like, you know, people tell you that most women, uh, prefer the dad bod.
05:30A lot of women would prefer a dad bod because it shows that you're not necessarily as a,
05:34in their minds, you're not as focused on yourself, self absorbed as somebody that's shredded.
05:39And working out all the time and everything.
05:41Not as vain.
05:42I'm just going through this.
05:43He likes to live life, all that.
05:45Yeah.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Where are you on John Harbaugh?
05:48Uh, John Harbaugh.
05:49Wait, Jim or John?
05:50John.
05:51John?
05:51Yeah.
05:51I guess, yeah, I could see John Harbaugh.
05:53John's the better looking of the two Harbaugh brothers.
05:55Yeah, John Harbaugh, I could see having that appeal of, uh, that's a guy that looks like
05:59he's got it together.
06:00Plus, he's a little more laid back than Jim.
06:01He's, he's a pro, he like, I think a little like D'Amico.
06:04He's appropriately intense.
06:05Yeah.
06:05And he's intense when he needs to be, but he seems like a pretty laid back dude at the
06:09press conference.
06:09He looks like a guy that remembers to pay the mortgage.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Yeah, exactly.
06:12Jim, it looks like he's, he just took all the mortgage money and put it into crypto.
06:16Yeah.
06:17You know, there's a balance there.
06:18Yes.
06:19Yes.
06:20I'm not going to go through all 32 head coaches.
06:22I'm just not going to do that.
06:23But there are, there are a few that, uh, that jump out, but D'Amico top three.
06:26Good for him.
06:26Somebody called me a racist on the text line.
06:29Why?
06:29You know, I was, I was voted least racist whitey seven years straight.
06:33Uh, you know, so no, that's up here at the station.
06:37We take our annual poll.
06:39Oh no.
06:40On the team.
06:40On the team.
06:41Oh, on the team.
06:42Oh, back in the, back in the day.
06:43Oh, that's funny.
06:45Um, perhaps Andy Reed because of his tonsil tickling skills.
06:49Oh yeah.
06:51That's what makes him handsome.
06:52The tonsil tickling skills.
06:54Um, all right.
06:56Uh, pain and Pendergast with you.
06:58Hey, by the way, um, I saw a tweet yesterday, as long as we're on topics, non-football,
07:03um, that America spends more on only fans than the next seven countries put together.
07:11Spend on a large nation on only fan subscriptions.
07:14Oh, that's a good point.
07:15Yeah.
07:16That doesn't, uh, you sent me this.
07:17I'm like, all right, well, okay.
07:18I think if there's one, if there's one country, uh, the two countries that I would be a little
07:23bit more concerned about with what is your moral fiber, uh, et cetera, is, uh, immediately
07:29I'd say the UK and Canada.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Much tinier nations.
07:34Yeah, they are much.
07:34Yeah.
07:35I need to know what our only fans per capita is.
07:38Uh, that's, that's a, that would be a better, this, this graphic that I saw was meant to rile
07:42people like me up who don't take the next step.
07:45What are we at right now?
07:45About 300 million or is it more than that?
07:47Population of the United States of America.
07:50I will look it up right now.
07:52Uh, according to the latest census, uh, population of the United States is, uh, three, it's somewhere
07:58between 342 and 348 million.
08:01Oh my God.
08:02Canada is way outpacing us in only fan subscription.
08:05Per capita.
08:06The population of Canada is 41 million.
08:10That's it?
08:11Yes.
08:11Oh my God.
08:12Bunch of skeevy pervs.
08:15Uh, and they're third on this list.
08:17Yeah.
08:17Canada's third.
08:18It goes United States 2.63 billion.
08:23What a business model, man.
08:24Uh, UK 531 million.
08:28Canada's third.
08:29Italy is fourth.
08:32Mexico fifth.
08:34France sixth.
08:36Australia, Germany, Brazil, Spain.
08:40That's the top 10.
08:41I don't know anything about, um, uh, I, I gotta, it's one of those things I feel like I need
08:47to learn more about and yet, how do I go about doing it?
08:50Only fans.
08:50Only fans.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Just the whole, everything about it.
08:53It's, it's, it's, it's become a huge, huge thing in America and yet I'm like really just
08:58completely ignorant about it.
09:00Well, it's been a very empowering.
09:01This sounds fake as hell.
09:03It's, it's been.
09:04This sounds like the words of somebody that's going to be found out to have, to have embezzled
09:09company money to support my own only fans.
09:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:14Hi, I don't even know what you're talking about.
09:16Never heard of it before in my life.
09:18Back in the day.
09:18What are you talking about?
09:19Don't know what penthouse is.
09:20You got a stack of penthouses in the closet.
09:22I am neither racist.
09:23Nor am I an only fans customer.
09:26Skeevy perv.
09:27I'm certainly not platinum level.
09:34I've had only fans models to my house for dinner.
09:37Yes.
09:39The, the biggest thing is that it's empowered the people in the adult film industry to
09:43take control of their own content.
09:45They don't have to, you know, like a sleazy producer.
09:48They don't got to pay the man anymore.
09:49They can just do it on their own.
09:51Do it on their own, man.
09:51Just go and, uh, you know, turn on the camera and, uh, let people pay 10 99 a month or whatever.
09:56I remember for a while they were trying to branch out into more than just the adult based stuff
10:02and more going to music and comedy and things like that.
10:05Did that take off at all?
10:06I don't know.
10:07I don't know.
10:08I know I'm going to sound like you right here.
10:09I know what only fans is.
10:12I've never even clicked on it to purchase a subscription.
10:15It seems like one of those things that could get really, well, there's like anything involving men and women in general.
10:21It feels like it could, it could turn into one of those things where you're spending way, way, way more money than you probably should.
10:28Like most subscriptions.
10:29There's like, it almost feels like an interpersonal connection or something.
10:32That's what I'm picturing you.
10:33Cause your thing with subscriptions is always, you take the monthly and you multiply it times 12.
10:37And so that's what I'm picturing you when I'm trying to figure out like, okay, should I spend money on this or whatever?
10:43Yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:43And then all of a sudden it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's four, it's four, uh, it's four, it's four months later.
10:50And I realized I haven't talked to April in three months.
10:53Why am I still paying for this?
10:57Lisa and a 10 99 a month.
10:59Hmm.
10:59That's $132.
11:01I don't know.
11:02Yeah.
11:02I don't know.
11:04Um, so anyway, so yeah, America, why are we great?
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