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00:00If you want to achieve peace, you must prepare for war.
00:06If you want to achieve peace, never run out of suppositories. I mean it.
00:14Notification from the Kabuki Police Station Martial Arts First Division.
00:19The bank robbers who stole 500 grand have been on the run for two weeks already!
00:24It says right here, if these faces ring a bell, catch them.
00:29Don't they mean call 9-1-1?
00:31No, they're telling us to catch them! The reward is 10 grand!
00:42Well, they've probably already escaped to someplace far away.
00:46Time for work then!
00:59Hiding at a school was a good move, since people won't expect us to be here.
01:05But two weeks is just too tough.
01:08And we've already run out of food.
01:10So what do we do, bro?
01:11What should we do, bro?
01:13I think it's time for us to say goodbye to this school.
01:18We agree!
01:20Mr. Genpachi's Zany Class Starts!
01:29You've mentioned it!
01:30You were raised in No joke, the player would be there.
01:34It's time for someone to walk or study you,
01:37You'll know what's good luck.
01:39I love thinking.
01:44I'll see you next time.
02:14I'll see you next time.
02:44I'll see you next time.
03:14I can't believe this.
03:16I don't want to be here.
03:17This is so boring.
03:19Test me, test me, one, two, three.
03:23Finally, it's almost time for us to take our school trip.
03:28But I'm warning you, don't get too hyped about the trip.
03:32It has a history of probably 2,000 Dom Perignon.
03:38You can visit Kyoto's shrines and temples, or you can play Spin the Pottle.
03:43Gain knowledge you won't get from reading textbooks, and go on date with a hostess from the park.
03:48Your desire is showing, slipping out like subliminal messages.
03:51From the Discipline Committee, here's an important message to y'all!
03:58Stand up!
03:59Here are the rules for the school trip.
04:05Number one, those who cause trouble for the teachers must commit harakiri!
04:11Hey, this is supposed to be a fun high school anime, so don't bring in deadly rules like that!
04:25Two, those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:31Two, those who cause trouble for the Discipline Committee must commit harakiri!
04:37Three, those who sneak into the room of the opposite sex must commit harakiri!
04:44Well, well.
04:46Bank robbers, they really do have villainous faces.
04:49You should see your freaking face before saying that about others.
04:52Hey, don't talk to me that way!
04:53Just so you know, you haven't built this face, too!
04:56Idiot, are you even listening?
05:01There's the top nine!
05:04Call the police!
05:05Posey!
05:08I just thought of an excellent idea!
05:11Number seven!
05:13Those who use the pillow violently!
05:16Ah, a message from the principal to the teachers of this school!
05:19An urgent message to the teachers of this school!
05:22This is an emergency!
05:23The bank robbers who are on the run have broken into our school and are on the loo!
05:27What?
05:28What are these?
05:29Seriously?
05:30What?
05:31What the?
05:32Bank robbers?
05:33If any of you teachers catch these fugitives, Gintama High School will be known nationwide and
05:38our school rankings will shoot up with a bang!
05:40The number of students entering this school will increase dramatically, so it's a huge chance
05:43for us to thrive financially!
05:44Anyone who catches them can have ten grand!
05:45What?
05:46Ten grand?
05:47Come together, Gintama High School!
05:48Come together, Gintama High School!
05:49Come together, Gintama High School!
05:50Time to activate!
05:54Let's go, my Armstrong Barrier!
05:55Come together, Gintama High School!
05:56Come together, Gintama High School!
05:57Come together, Gintama High School!
05:58Time to activate!
05:59Time to activate!
06:06Let's go, my Armstrong Barrier!
06:24Engage!
06:25What the hell is this?!
06:34A barrier!
06:37Nya!
06:38School ZZs can be scary!
06:43Hey!
06:44Let's use safe passage!
06:45Get into your dreams!
06:50Mr. Genpachi, aren't you going too?
06:52Don't you want that ten grand reward?
06:54Why would I even care about that dummy?
06:56Mr. Genpachi Sakata!
06:57Those robbers are near the best gate!
06:59You're the closest person to them right now!
07:02Just hurry up and move!
07:03Well, I mean, I am a teacher at a school now.
07:08If I was Ginava job, sure, I'd go.
07:11But a teacher stands no chance against robbers.
07:13I can understand and respect the difference in character settings between Gintama and Genpachi.
07:18I will fire you if you don't go!
07:21Okay, okay, fine, then I'll go.
07:27But in return, I'll be taking all the reward money myself.
07:31And let's just find somewhere to hide!
07:34Where could we hide in this school other than the boiler room?
07:38Can we hide inside the instrument lockers?
07:41We would never fit in there!
07:42Oh man, oh man.
07:43Am I the first one to find you guys?
07:45Hi there.
07:47What should we do, bro?
07:50What do we do, bro?
07:51What do we do?
07:52Will you two just calm the hell down?
07:54I mean, look at you all.
07:56If you're gonna be robbers, choose a hairstyle that won't make you stand out.
08:00A topknot, really?
08:01Don't make fun of our topknot!
08:03Yeah!
08:04What's wrong with them?
08:05He's right!
08:06You'd actually think it's cool after a while!
08:08Fine, then at least one of you should do something different.
08:10Why not put a sausage on your head instead of a topknot?
08:13What the hell are you saying?
08:14Villain like a villain, huh?
08:16So sorry to get in your way, Mr. Kenpachi, but the ten grand is all mine.
08:26Before you claim it, can you truly win?
08:29There's three of them, you know.
08:30Hush!
08:31I may just be a high school teacher in this anime, but in the Gintama anime I'm called the
08:36God of Light.
08:37It won't take any time to defeat these little robbers.
08:41Yeah, you're a ninja in the Gintama anime, but now...
08:45Are those things suppositories?
08:49No, of course not!
08:50They're obviously Chalkman Chalk!
08:52Over it, bros!
08:53I won't let you!
08:55That'll never work!
08:58I thought teachers were a piece of shit when I was at 8th grade!
09:03And I was right about that!
09:05The Chalk is just a decoy!
09:10I got you, robbers!
09:11Robbers!
09:12Ah!
09:13Ah!
09:18Oh!
09:19Oh!
09:20Oh!
09:21Oh!
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24Oh!
09:25You're an idiot.
09:27A huge idiot.
09:30Now it's gonna throw up!
09:31Run!
09:32Guys!
09:33Let's hide in here for a second!
09:34Oh, shit!
09:35Who the hell was that crazy teacher?
09:38Let's get out of here fast!
09:39Got it!
09:41Oh, shit! Who the hell was that crazy teacher?
09:46Let's get out of here fast.
09:48Just where do you think you're going?
09:50Hey! Wait up, you bastard!
09:54Sorry, Ginzbachi, but the ten grand reward will be mine.
09:59Hey, old man, what the hell is that box?
10:02Ha! This here is my latest weapon.
10:05Listen up, you know this guy called Bill Phi or Bill Y?
10:08You've probably seen him perform science experiments on TV.
10:11There's a hole in a box, and you hit the side,
10:14and a donut-shaped blast of air comes out.
10:16It's exactly like a homemade air cannon.
10:19Oh, yeah, I've seen it!
10:21A donut-shaped puff of smoke comes shooting out of the box!
10:24Oh, yeah! I've seen it, too!
10:25You watched that show with us, remember?
10:27Oh, yeah, I do!
10:28Ha, ha, ha!
10:29And what's more, this is the improved version of that box.
10:32If you get directly hit by the mass of air that shoots out,
10:35you'll be blasted ten yards away.
10:37No, it might be more like twelve yards.
10:40Or it actually might be close to nine yards.
10:42Who cares, old man? What's with the details?
10:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
10:46Now, get a taste of my air cannon!
10:48Whoa!
10:58What the hell are you trying to do, old fart?
11:00The hole in the box was facing you!
11:02I guess it was a trap, then.
11:04I never expected that.
11:06Damn.
11:07It wasn't a trap!
11:09You just had the hole facing the wrong way, idiot!
11:11Ugh.
11:12Ugh.
11:13Ugh.
11:14Ugh.
11:15I have no choice.
11:16All right!
11:17Get a taste of my Gallic Gun!
11:18What?
11:19What?
11:20Hmm.
11:21What's this?
11:22By the way, soy sauce shoots out in the second shot.
11:25Ah!
11:26Why the hell would you need to shoot soy sauce?
11:27By the way, soy sauce is also the fourth shot.
11:29Soy what?
11:30I'm soy fed up with you, I swear!
11:31Take that!
11:32We'll let you know you're lucky.
11:33were lucky they're so dumb.
11:34RRGGHHHH
11:41plano
11:43!
11:43Move!
11:48Ha!
11:50Ha!
11:51Ha ha!
11:53Ha!
11:53Ha!
11:53Ha!
11:54Ha!
11:55Ha!
11:56Ha!
11:57Ha!
11:57Ha!
11:58Ha!
11:58Ha!
11:59Ha!
12:00Ha!
12:00Ha!
12:01Ha!
12:01Ha!
12:02Ha!
12:02Ha!лем.
12:02in the corridor, so I had no idea, but looks like the bank robbers who stole 500 grand
12:06are actually in our school. How brave of them, right, Kintoki?
12:12When the heck are you going to remember my name correctly?
12:15And I'm Kempachi now, so you're not even close to right.
12:18Anyway, help me. Let's attack from both sides.
12:22Well then, how about this? I'll buy that bag off you for 600 grand.
12:27You guys will then leave that bag here and get out of this school.
12:30What do you think?
12:32You want to buy this bag for 600 grand?
12:35What does he mean by that? And exactly what's in it for you?
12:38I just want you to leave this school without doing any more harm.
12:41Okay, I'll explain for you.
12:44You see, here is 100 grand.
12:46So that means here is 600 grand in total.
12:49Now do you follow?
12:51Um, uh, yeah.
12:53And what I'll do is this. I'll buy that bag for 600 grand from you guys.
12:57Are you guys still following me?
12:59Yeah?
13:01Okay then, so the rest is really very simple.
13:04I'll take the bag I bought from you.
13:07And you leave with this 100 grand.
13:10That's how this will work.
13:11Huh?
13:12Oh.
13:13No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
13:14Something's fishy! Something fishy's going on!
13:17I don't know why, but it kind of feels like we're really being ripped off here.
13:20Don't tell me you guys can't even do simple math like this.
13:23I got an idea. Maybe you should all start over for middle school.
13:28Okay, now tell me the formula for the surface area of a sphere.
13:32A sphere?
13:33The formula?
13:35Like spheres for stabbing?
13:38It's been a million years since compulsory education began.
13:42Therefore, there's absolutely nothing more deplorable than this.
13:45Enough is enough!
13:46Kentucky, tell them the right answer!
13:48Huh?
13:49What?
13:49Why me?
13:50No, you say it.
13:51You're the one who quizzed them.
13:53Oh, yeah?
13:54Could it be that you don't know the right answer?
13:56What?
13:57Of course I know it!
13:58I mean, of course.
14:00It's like, when I was learning about spheres,
14:02I had to move because of my dad's job.
14:05So, like, I happened to miss that part of class.
14:07Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
14:10Kentucky, I'm afraid that you're a really bad liar.
14:13So, what's the answer?
14:14Moving on to the second question!
14:19Hey!
14:19You don't know it either!
14:21Ha ha!
14:22Four pi r squared is right.
14:24Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29Hey, Mr. Gimpachi, I'll give you props for cornering these robbers here.
14:40But, I'll take everything from here.
14:42This is for you, Roberts!
14:46You little bastards won't get away with this!
14:49Now that I'm here, I'm gonna punch and kick and beat the group of y'all in a flash!
14:54And if y'all like that, you should just give up!
14:57It's time to say sorry and surrender!
15:00Oh, the feedback! You don't need a megaphone! Your voice is loud enough!
15:04The Matsuntaira Bazooka! Portable time!
15:12Hey, that's going too far! This show's supposed to be a high school anime!
15:16A high school anime? An old man like me just can't keep up with the times!
15:20Not cute at all! Learn from old man Hiraga! He stayed in character until the end!
15:25This is my daytime bazooka! At night I'll use my bazooka down there!
15:30Aw, this old geezer's the worst! Now he's cracking dirty jokes!
15:34Hey, hold on! Wait a second!
15:36You know you're aiming that thing I'm aiming too, right?
15:38Oh, don't you worry about that!
15:40Kaboom!
15:42Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
15:44So that's how you actually use it?
15:45Bang! Bang! Bang!
15:47Hiya!
15:49The other one?
15:51Oh...
15:53Now's our chance to run!
15:55Oh crap!
15:57Hey wait, you bastards!
16:00A bazooka? Don't make me laugh!
16:05A flower that blooms on the ground?
16:08Should always fight by the ground rules!
16:11Sukyo?
16:14I'm counting on you! You would never break out of character, right?
16:17Of course not! I'll be faithful to my role as a health education teacher all the way and fight!
16:23Huh?
16:26When adolescence first begins, sex hormones are actively produced in the body.
16:31For girls, their breasts start to develop.
16:34Their bodies begin to have rounder figures, forming a feminine outline, with a narrow waist and wide hips.
16:41Hey, just what the hell is this? What are you teaching them?
16:47Just look at them. Those robbers are all fidgety and forgetting to run away.
16:52Is that some low-key attack or what? What are you gonna do next?
16:56Matsudaira bazooka! Horrible type!
16:59After all that you're doing the same attack! Quit swinging that thing around and off!
17:05What are you doing?!
17:15What are you doing?!
17:17Huh?
17:20What the hell is wrong with this?
17:22School!
17:23What do we do, bro?!
17:24Dammit! We only have one choice!
17:27How long do you think we're gonna have to stay here?
17:34Just solve this damn issue already!
17:40Hey! It's those guys!
17:41The top knots from the poster!
17:43Bank robbers?
17:45I don't know that guy!
17:47Everybody freeze!
17:49I think it's about time to hijack this school and take hostages!
17:58Hey, wait, wait, wait! Doug, look! What do we do?!
18:02Hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop! I'm freaking out, you thief!
18:06Geez! You guys had to choose this school of all places!
18:10Huh?
18:12Mr. Genpachi!
18:14Mr. Genpachi!
18:15Well, you're one persistent bastard!
18:17If you make one wrong move, I'll hurt your cute little students.
18:22Oh, yeah? You know, I have to admit, you're actually pretty good at playing the villain type.
18:27I thought you guys were just some clumsy old geezers.
18:32And Mr. Ganpachi, you shouldn't provoke them.
18:36If anything happens to the students, we're not just getting into the pump,
18:38you're high school ranking goodbyes!
18:42So I shouldn't provoke them? Really, Principal?
18:44You're the one who's been telling us to catch these bastards.
18:47And now you're telling me to go soft on them? Come on!
18:52Hey, rappers! What is your request from us?
18:55Bring us a car so we can escape this place!
18:58And I want you to deactivate that weird barrier right away!
19:02Okay!
19:05Obey my orders immediately!
19:09I'm so sorry about that! But please wait, I'll do it now!
19:12Take me off with soldiers!
19:14Not so fast, Principal.
19:15Huh?
19:16What?
19:17What?
19:18You don't have to deactivate the barriers.
19:21Because I won't let these rascals leave this school.
19:24I'll do it!
19:25They took our students as hostages.
19:27And on top of that, if you prepare a getaway car for them,
19:30we'd end up getting first place as the worst high school ever.
19:33It's all over for you three idiots.
19:38The main character, everyone's hero, Genpachi won't let you get away!
19:44What?
19:45What?
19:46What?
19:47What?
19:48What?
19:49What?
19:50What?
19:51What?
19:52Don't make me laugh!
19:54What the hell can a bastard like you do in a situation like this?
19:57You see how many students there are?
19:59Even if I close my eyes and shoot, I'll be sure to hit someone!
20:03You're not shooting anyone.
20:04Mr. Genpachi, you're not bluffing, are you?
20:05Tell me you aren't!
20:06Oh, Kagura, I saw Shinpachi secretly eating your pickled seaweed.
20:09What?
20:10Damn you, Shinpachi!
20:11I did it!
20:12I told you not to move!
20:13AHHHHH!
20:14AHHHHH!
20:15AHHHHH!
20:16AHHHHH!
20:17AHHHHH!
20:18AHHHHH!
20:19AHHHHH!
20:20AHHHHH!
20:21AHHHHH!
20:22AHHHHH!
20:23AHHHHH!
20:24AHHHHH!
20:25AHHHHH!
20:26AHHHHH!
20:27AHHHHH!
20:28AHHHHH!
20:29AHHHHH!
20:30AHHHHH!
20:31AHHHHH!
20:32AHHHHH!
20:33AHHHHH!
20:54AHHHHH!
20:55AHH!
20:56AHHHH!
20:57AHHH!
20:58AHHHH!
20:59Okay, now freeze, you damn gangsters.
21:04Just give up and turn yourselves in.
21:08Number eight!
21:10Those who disrupt discipline by the hairstyles
21:12must commit harakiri!
21:17We're so sorry!
21:19You're amazing, Mr. Genpachi!
21:21Yeah, way to go, Mr. Genpachi!
21:23Great job, Genpachi's class!
21:29Oh, man, I couldn't be happier to actually notice that.
21:39Ah, so like those robbers.
21:42They got arrested, and I kinda got hyped up.
21:45You used up the money?
21:47All ten grand?
21:48All of it?
21:50Uh-huh.
21:51Yeah, so like, I'm sorry.
21:54Screw you, principal!
21:57Da-da-da-da!
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