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Figgy’s Mixtape dives into a wild mix — could you prove the earth is flat for a billion dollars, and how should radio hosts in Cleveland really feel? All that and more in a packed segment.
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00:01Pass the aux cord and crank up the volume.
00:05Figgy Figg's in the driver's seat.
00:07Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
00:10It's time for Figgy's Mixtape on Sports Radio 610.
00:15Yes, it is the Mixtape and the Loop Sports Radio 610.
00:18It's your man Figgy Figg holding it down on a Victory Monday.
00:22Happy Monday to everyone out there.
00:26Lopez, you're a big fan of Columbia Sportswear, right?
00:30All the time, yeah.
00:31Are you familiar with the CEO?
00:33Yeah, it's a woman.
00:34Well, it was a woman.
00:35It might be someone else.
00:36Yeah, so it's a guy.
00:37A woman founded the company.
00:39But the CEO of that company is Tim Boyle.
00:43Not that Tim Boyle.
00:44Yeah, I was like, that sounds familiar.
00:45Not the quarterback Tim Boyle.
00:46The real Tim Boyle.
00:47Good for Tim Boyle, man.
00:48Nah, this is the real Tim Boyle right here.
00:50Sometimes you always wonder what athletes are able to do after they've done playing.
00:55Good for Tim Boyle.
00:56Yeah, but this Tim Boyle is worth a cup of billy, something light.
01:00But he had a message for everyone out there, specifically a certain pocket of the world or a group of people.
01:09And this is what he had to say.
01:12Hi, I'm Tim Boyle.
01:12I'm the CEO here at Columbia Sportswear.
01:14And this message is for flat earthers.
01:17Oh.
01:17You guys claim there's an end to the earth?
01:20Well, just go snap a picture.
01:22Send it to us.
01:23And you get the assets of the company.
01:26All of it.
01:27Best of luck.
01:28You get the whole company?
01:30That's what he said.
01:31That's what he said.
01:32Could you do this?
01:33No, you can't.
01:33713-572.
01:35You wouldn't try to do this for a billion?
01:37Okay.
01:38I will.
01:38Are we going to have a flat earth discussion?
01:39Hey, I will, man, I will pull a chat GPT, make me a picture of the earth being flat.
01:47Here you go, buddy.
01:50Why did he do this?
01:51All of a sudden, we're going to have a flat earth discussion.
01:55I.
01:56The last time that sports radio had flat earth discussions, it was Kyrie Irving in a, actually,
02:04was this when he was in Brooklyn?
02:05Or was this even before that?
02:06Hi.
02:07What?
02:07How?
02:08Oh, boy.
02:09Hey, I'll tell you what, I said I would try when you teased it, and as we've talked about,
02:14I don't even like to look at your rundown on your thing, because I like to be surprised
02:17in the moment.
02:18I actually would not try.
02:20It would not.
02:21You're not going to get on your boat and just keep going until you find it?
02:23No, just keep going.
02:23You better all play in the lottery.
02:25That's right.
02:26I just, what made him do this?
02:28I don't know.
02:29He must have been having a conversation with somebody.
02:32You know what?
02:32Damn it.
02:33You know what?
02:33You think the earth is flat?
02:35Prove it.
02:35He thought enough was enough, because, like, I would give you this whole damn company.
02:39If you could send me a picture of the earth being flat.
02:41That's how you know somebody was on his last nerve.
02:44It was on his last nerve.
02:45I give up everything I work hard for.
02:47He said, I'm my mama.
02:48I'll give you everything.
02:49I don't even care.
02:49I'll let you have my wife.
02:51How much do you want to bet?
02:52If you can prove this to me.
02:52How much do you want to bet?
02:53I'll bet everything.
02:54How much do you want to bet?
02:54Yeah.
02:55That's exactly what happened.
02:56He probably got into some message board or some conversation.
02:59No, that had to be in person.
03:00No, man.
03:00It's flat.
03:01It's flat.
03:01Trust me.
03:02No, man.
03:02I've seen stuff.
03:03Oh, you think it's flat?
03:05I'll give you $2 billion worth of my company.
03:09Also, this had to go through legal, right?
03:12Like, he can't just.
03:13Probably.
03:14He didn't just put this on social.
03:15Is this on, like, the Columbia official social media?
03:17Yeah, I think he posted it.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Or did he just post it himself?
03:20That's what I'm wondering.
03:21Like, did he get mad and do this on his own, or did he take this through the entirety of the company?
03:25It was a professional-ass video.
03:27It wasn't just, let me break out the iPhone in selfie mode.
03:30This was a professional-ass video.
03:32I want to know what everybody else in the company thought as I was working through the chain.
03:37Like, the lawyers were like, is he for real right now?
03:39I just want to see somebody come through and try to prove it.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Oh, there probably will be someone.
03:44Yeah, yeah.
03:44I want to see somebody like, hey, look, bro.
03:47See, here's the picture right here.
03:49This is where it ends.
03:50Yeah.
03:51This is where it ends.
03:52It's the Mixtape and the Loose Sports Radio 16.
03:58If you guys were in Cleveland, Ohio doing radio, how would you start your show off, man, after that game last, after the game yesterday?
04:07That is a good question.
04:08It's got to be about Stefanski, man.
04:10Yeah.
04:10It's got to be about, like, what is this bozo doing to a potential franchise quarterback?
04:14Yeah, I'd be trying to put him on a rocket and fire him into the sun.
04:17Yeah.
04:17But, see, it's a couple different ways you could go with this, man.
04:20Because I would be talking about Stefanski right here because I felt like that was an awful job he did.
04:27Yeah.
04:28But also, it's the other place you could go to.
04:31Tankathon?
04:32Heck no.
04:32That's another place.
04:33Okay.
04:34I thought you could put on the Cool and the Gang and just celebrate good times.
04:38Yeah, yeah.
04:38Or you could go, hey, you got a franchise quarterback.
04:42Oh, are they doing that?
04:43Uh-huh.
04:44Here we go.
04:45360-something, four touchdowns?
04:48Yeah, so I decided to check them out, 92.3, the fan out there in Cleveland, Ken Carman and Anthony Lima.
04:54Before I get to what they was talking about this morning, this was Ken Carman and Anthony Lima.
05:01I want to say the day after, I want to say that Monday morning after a preseason game where Shador Sanders started.
05:10And I'm going to do it.
05:11Super Bowls!
05:15Super Bowls!
05:17Yeah!
05:19I think we might have one.
05:20The circus is here, right?
05:22I think we might have one.
05:23But fine, call me the ringmaster because I'm excited.
05:27I'm so excited.
05:28I can't believe he did what he did.
05:29I thought I was hoping it was going to be okay.
05:35I had no idea it was going to be that good.
05:38I am busting.
05:39I am so excited.
05:41I have no idea how this season is going to turn out.
05:44But damn it, what an exciting moment.
05:47What a night.
05:48I hope you all enjoyed it.
05:50That was after a preseason game.
05:52Yeah, I remember that.
05:53That was after a preseason game versus the Carolina Panthers.
05:56Man, hope springs eternal during training camp or even right before training camp is even better.
06:01Because sometimes you actually see things in training camp where you go, oh, no, right before training camp.
06:06It's so great.
06:07It's the greatest delusion of a sports fan.
06:09It's just like going into every season, this is our year.
06:12Yeah, yeah.
06:13So this was this morning.
06:15So if you didn't know, the Cleveland Browns lost to the worst team in the league in the Tennessee Titans.
06:23But they were saying they had a pretty good game.
06:25This is how they started their show.
06:27Are we going to do it?
06:29What?
06:31I'm not doing that.
06:32You're not doing it?
06:33Sarcastically, I'll do it.
06:35Sarcastically?
06:37Kenny?
06:38What?
06:38How many yards, how many touchdowns does a quarterback need to account for for you to do Super Bowl Super Browns?
06:49Super Bowl Super Browns.
06:52Super Browns!
06:53Can't do it.
06:53Yeah!
06:55Can't do it.
06:55Found our quarterback.
06:57I know you don't insult the people's intelligence.
07:00You're being sarcastic.
07:02You're being sarcastic.
07:02I got the text from my boss this morning.
07:04You're being sarcastic.
07:05I got it.
07:05He's sending me paragraphs.
07:07See, now you see, this is, this is, now you got me past.
07:09Hold on.
07:10Now he's mad.
07:11I love it, a Merrill spat?
07:13Yeah.
07:13That's beautiful.
07:15That's great radio right there.
07:16Yeah, so it's weird because he was clearly, Ken was clearly pissed about the coaching decision and losing to the worst team in the league.
07:26Meanwhile, Anthony was like, hey, we got a quarterback.
07:29Super Bowl Super Browns.
07:30Let's go.
07:31It's a good bit.
07:33It's a good bit.
07:33Yeah, that got to be tough, just going through all of those different emotions.
07:38I'm not going to do that.
07:38I'm not going to do that.
07:39Yeah.
07:42It's the Mixtape and the Loot Sports Radio 610.
07:45So a couple of current NFL quarterbacks decided to jump in the media space during the bye week.
07:53So you had one Jameis Winston.
07:55You had Russell Wilson.
07:57Decided to, you know, be a fill-in analyst.
08:00I'm so glad you did this.
08:01Yeah.
08:01So Russell Wilson decided to be a guest on, I want to say it was CBS.
08:06No, Russ was on CBS.
08:08Yeah, Russ was on CBS.
08:10NFL today.
08:11Yep, yep.
08:12So he was kind of hanging out.
08:13He was in the studio, had the microphone and all that stuff.
08:15So here is kind of his, I guess, what he had to say about who's the most dangerous team in the AFC.
08:25The next pun for you, the most dangerous team in the AFC.
08:32We just played the Patriots.
08:35You know, we played Denver earlier.
08:36They had a crazy comeback, 19-point game.
08:39But I'm still going to go the most dangerous team.
08:42I'm actually going to go with the Texans.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Wow.
08:44I'm going to go with the Texans.
08:45They may lose tonight, but they're going to win the rest of them.
08:48They're going to get back in the playoffs, I think.
08:50And they find a way to get in.
08:52And if they get in with that defense, they're a problem.
08:55Thanks, Matt Ryan.
08:56Matt Ryan has been, he has been on this.
08:58Like, so can you give me that sound that Matt Ryan made again?
09:01Because that wasn't a human sound that he made.
09:03He was so excited that somebody agreed with him, even if it was Russell Wilson.
09:07But I'm still going to go the most dangerous team.
09:10I'm actually going to go with the Texans.
09:12What the heck was that?
09:14I didn't know what that was.
09:16What the heck was that?
09:17He was so excited.
09:18I feel like that's how he felt.
09:19Watching Aziz Alshire get an interception.
09:22Just that noise right there.
09:23Yeah.
09:24Yeah.
09:24And so he was kind of made the rounds on CBS.
09:28Danger Russ.
09:29I see what they did there.
09:30Yeah.
09:30I see what they did there.
09:31Ain't that his Twitter account?
09:32Yeah.
09:33Yeah.
09:34And they also said they gave him that nickname in college.
09:37Which college?
09:38I have no idea.
09:40I don't think they.
09:41Because he's a whole pack of Badgers.
09:42So I never know which college he wants to talk about.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah.
09:45So Jameis Winston was also doing a little media thing with Fox.
09:49Yes.
09:50And here's Jameis Winston on Liam Cohen.
09:53Ever since Liam Cohen has been getting recommendations on how to pronounce Duval the right way.
10:00He went Duval.
10:01Duval.
10:03How would you pronounce it, Jameis?
10:04Duval.
10:06What's your Broadway one?
10:07Duval.
10:09Yes.
10:10They all work.
10:11The New York got to me.
10:12But I got the Jax.
10:13You got the Jax.
10:15By the way, I do not want to see Russ Wilson in this space.
10:20He's clearly auditioning.
10:22He's clearly angling.
10:24I don't want to see it.
10:25I'm glad y'all said that.
10:26I don't want to see it.
10:26Because I was wondering, because clearly they're trying to do a little, you know, they're trying
10:31to work their way in a little bit.
10:34So I wonder, out of some of the current NFL players that's playing right now, that are
10:40probably towards retirement a little bit, who can you see being in that spot?
10:45I do want to see Jameis.
10:47I mean, he's just entertainment personified in it, no matter what he's doing.
10:50I got a couple names on here.
10:52I'm going to just run down the list.
10:54Tell me yay or nay on these.
10:56Travis Kelsey.
10:57I'm good.
10:57I could, yeah.
10:59You don't see him on Fox, next to Gronk, and all this other stuff.
11:02I know they can do that.
11:03His brother doing a good job.
11:04I like Jason much more than I like Travis in that space.
11:07I think Travis will get the opportunity.
11:09I'm just saying, I don't want to see it.
11:11Aaron Rodgers.
11:13Ooh, I think it might be interesting.
11:15I think it would be better.
11:17You don't see him following Tom Brady a little bit, trying to be a color commentator.
11:22I think Aaron would be better than we give him credit for right now, because he seems
11:27like he has the right amount of DGAF for, I'm just going to say what I need to say in
11:34this moment, which sometimes I think that they can kind of dance around, but I also, he
11:38just gets that smug look where you want to hit him in the face, and I don't know if
11:40I want to watch that all the time.
11:42But the thing is, I think people would want to see what he's saying, and that's a big
11:45barometer.
11:46That's a big gauge of whether they're going to be successful.
11:50I'll put it this way.
11:51I'll put Aaron Rodgers ahead of Travis.
11:52Count me as a strong maybe.
11:54Okay.
11:54Matt Stafford.
11:56Yeah.
11:56Yes.
11:57Yes.
11:57Von Miller.
11:59Yes.
11:59Oh, for sure.
12:00Got that country accent.
12:02Yeah.
12:02Talking about chickens and all the weird stuff that he's done in his life.
12:07DeAndre Hopkins.
12:09Ooh.
12:10I don't know.
12:12I would have to see, yeah, I'd have to see the audition.
12:15You know, I'd have to see how, you know, a couple of test runs.
12:18We really don't have that many wide receivers that get into the space, like at least in the
12:22legacy media space.
12:23I could see him getting in the podcast area a little bit.
12:26But I'm kind of curious if he, if he'd be that guy that'd just be on SportsCenter, just giving
12:32this take on some of the games going on this weekend or something like that.
12:37Who do wide receivers we have in this space?
12:38Like, obviously you have Greg Olson's tight end.
12:40I'm stretching it.
12:41Nate Burleson.
12:42Yeah.
12:42Andrew Hawkins got into it for a little bit, but he's kind of been a little bit more on
12:48the periphery now.
12:49Yeah.
12:49You got Randy Moss.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Oh, yeah.
12:51How could I forget?
12:52Oh, Randy Moss.
12:53Yeah.
12:54You got a couple people.
12:54Okay.
12:55You got some White House.
12:55All right.
12:56My bad.
12:56And then last couple of ones, Kurt Cousins.
13:00I think he'd be great.
13:02Yeah, I think he'd be great.
13:02I think Kurt would be okay.
13:03I think he'd be great.
13:04I think he might be a little too eager, which again, my fault, not his.
13:08Like he is, he is genuine with his and I appreciate that.
13:12It would annoy me personally.
13:14So that's more about me than it is about him.
13:15I want to make that clear.
13:16All right.
13:17And last one, Geno Smith.
13:19Nah, I'm good on that.
13:21I don't know what the analysis would look like.
13:23Yeah.
13:24I would like to hear him try, but I actually don't know.
13:26Because some of this is also like, oh man, this person would provide good analysis.
13:30I have no idea whether he'd provide good analysis.
13:33Yeah.
13:33It's kind of tough because like even Dan Orlowski, I would have never thought he would be as good
13:39as he is.
13:40Just off the strength of him being a backup quarterback or not that good.
13:45Oh, but this is a great answer on the YouTube page.
13:47Shout out to Sean.
13:49Like Campbell.
13:50Yeah.
13:50Sign me up every day and twice on Sunday.
13:52100%.
13:53Like he is really smart.
13:55He is super nice, which I don't know how much that you value that, but it's kind of cool
13:59to have a dude where it's like, ah, no, he's a great guy.
14:01Somebody likable.
14:02Also, his voice is hilarious, man.
14:03He sounds like a friendly monster in a kid's movie.
14:06That's right.
14:06He is fantastic.
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