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00:00Dearest Pumpkin, taking a breather between battles to write you this note.
00:10As usual, I'm still leading raids, outfoxing the enemy, and striking the nips wherever I find them.
00:16All right, inside all of you. Come on, now. Quick!
00:19I was out here first to get here with these pirates.
00:21When I'm... when I was...
00:24What is this?
00:27Oh, I've really got them this time, sir.
00:28They were going to put on a show, sir, with her.
00:32A hoochie-coochie show, sir.
00:34Hoochie-coochie?
00:35Oh, yes, but, Captain, it's for a worthy cause.
00:37Oh, yes, or to boost the morale of the hospital patients.
00:39I'm allowing you to introduce Lieutenant Susie Clayton, one of the newest additions to the Territupa Nurses Staff.
00:44It's a pleasure to be aboard, sir.
00:47Oh, well, thank you, Lieutenant.
00:49For your information, before the war, the Lieutenant was widely known to theatergoers everywhere as Fabulous Fatima.
00:55That's right, Captain. I was an interpretive dancer.
00:57You know the kind?
00:58Yes, I know the kind. Yes, I mean, I know, I know.
01:01Does he know as Lieutenant?
01:03Well, he's no prude.
01:04He may not look it, but he's been around.
01:07Of course he's been around.
01:09And so young to be a captain, too.
01:12Oh, you noticed that, didn't you?
01:15Yeah, as a matter of fact, sometimes I think that...
01:18What are you men gawking at?
01:19Now you get out of here.
01:20I've got a lot of things to talk to Fatima, the Lieutenant, about.
01:23A lot of business.
01:24Oh, oh, oh, come on.
01:25Let's get out of here.
01:26Hurry up, too.
01:27I'm a double-american.
01:28Get out of here.
01:31Captain, I'm so glad you changed your mind about our show.
01:34Yeah, why don't you call me Wally?
01:37After all it is for the base recreation fund.
01:40And goodness knows, we need recreation or funds.
01:43Let me be here.
02:01Oh, my.
02:02Oh, my.
02:04Oh, my.
02:06Oh, my.
02:10Oh, my.
02:12Captain Binghamson, sir!
02:42Oh, I'm terribly sorry, sir. Let me help you.
02:44Get down! Grab your fingers off of that.
02:46What's the matter with you? Can't you see that's a work of art?
02:49Oh, yes, it is beautiful, but, sir, it's your wife.
02:51My wife? You numbskot.
02:53That's not my wife. My wife doesn't dress like that.
02:56Sir, you don't understand. I just got a call from the air, sir.
02:58Your wife is here, sir, on the base.
03:00How could you mistake a lovely thing like this for my wife?
03:03My wife is on the base.
03:06Pumpkin? She's 5,000 miles. I just wrote her a letter.
03:10Well, you can save the stamp, sir, because Pumpkin is...
03:12I mean, she's on her way in from the air strip now.
03:14Well, how well... Why?
03:16It's the woman's navy link, sir.
03:17Some of the women are on a tour of the hospitals of the South Pacific.
03:20We got to tidy up the place, sir.
03:22Yes, sir. I'll help.
03:22Heaven's thanks. My wife can't stand it.
03:24Here, tidy up.
03:25Oh, my goodness. I got to get a picture out here and everything.
03:28The dust. Get the dust.
03:29I got it, sir.
03:30Oh, how did this thing get to here, my heavens?
03:33Put that someplace.
03:34Get it out of here.
03:35Sir, I want it.
03:36Get it out today.
03:37What do you think about this?
03:40Sergeant Lieutenant, I can't hear.
03:41Susie, what is it?
03:43You said you wanted to see my costume for the Anchors Away number.
03:45The Anchors Away?
03:46Well, you put that thing on, it'll be bye-bye, Wally.
03:48Get out of here.
03:49Come on.
03:50Oh, sir, sir.
03:51It's your wife.
03:52She's here now.
03:56But don't just stand there for goodness.
03:58Hide some...
03:59Get out of the desk.
03:59Yes, sir.
04:00Get in there.
04:00That's the first place you'll look.
04:01Come out of there.
04:02It's safe.
04:03Get in the safe.
04:03What is it safe, sir?
04:05No, it's not safe.
04:05Come out of the back door.
04:06No, why didn't you say so?
04:08Yoo-hoo!
04:10Wallace!
04:10You don't wish that anything.
04:12You said something in my office.
04:13Hello?
04:17Pumpkins.
04:18Teddy bear!
04:22Oh, my precious, you don't know how I've missed you.
04:26And I, you, dearest Lord and Master.
04:32What's the matter, Ellen?
04:33I'm sorry, sir, but it was so touching.
04:37Just like that movie I saw last week with Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire.
04:40He comes into the room.
04:41Oh, all right.
04:42All right.
04:42Stop that.
04:44Oh, dear, this big crybaby is my aide.
04:46This is Lieutenant Carpenter.
04:48How are you, Lieutenant?
04:49Charmed, I'm sure, ma'am.
04:51I never knew a commanding officer's wife could be so lovely.
04:54Oh.
04:54Good boy, kid.
04:57Come, dear, we've got an awful lot to talk about.
05:00And so little time.
05:01They've only given me a few hours to visit you and the boys at the hospital.
05:04Well, welcome to Pentagon West.
05:08Oh, you crazy, daring fool.
05:11How often I have read and re-read your letters.
05:14Oh, those awful raids and the hand-to-hand combat.
05:17Oh, you have every right to be proud, ma'am.
05:20The captain is always the first one down to the dock when the men come back.
05:23Yes, sir.
05:24Oh, dear, are you still here?
05:25Well, yes, sir.
05:25Well, you shouldn't be here.
05:26You should be on at the air raid shelters, checking to see if they have enough air.
05:30Go, go.
05:31Yes, sir.
05:31Knock that door, for heaven's sake, sir.
05:34No.
05:35I tell you, Martha, the incompetent help I have here.
05:39Everything right on my shoulders.
05:40Oh, Teddy Bear.
05:42When is the Navy going to recognize your true qualities of leadership?
05:48You should at least be an admiral by now.
05:51But you know the red tape.
05:52I don't care about that.
05:54There is only one thing on my mind, and that is winning this ugly, dirty war.
06:00What a job for a fighting man.
06:03All right, Captain.
06:05Here's the balloons you ordered.
06:07Balloons?
06:07Why, Wallace.
06:09You stoop, what is the matter with you?
06:11I meant weather balloons.
06:13Weather balloons.
06:14Weather balloons?
06:15Oh, for crying out loud.
06:17How do you do, ma'am?
06:19You must be another chorus girl for the show.
06:22Boy, has he ever scraping a barrel?
06:24Chorus girl?
06:25This is my wife.
06:27He's always making me those stupid jokes.
06:30Oh, that must be the nitwit ensign that you're always writing about.
06:36And you're Chicken McHale.
06:39What?
06:39Oh, the nerve.
06:42You are a disgrace to the Navy.
06:45Oh, mama.
06:46Now, just a minute, Mrs. Binghamton.
06:49I don't know what the captain wrote to you, but it's about time you finally learned the truth.
06:53Now...
06:54McHale, I will tell her the truth.
06:56And it is this.
06:56If you don't get out of here and take Goofy with you, you're both going to end up in the brig, and that is the truth.
07:01Now, wait just a minute, sir.
07:04I know, Mike.
07:04Come on, out.
07:05Oh, out with the blowers.
07:06Out.
07:07Hey, you're going to break it, man.
07:08Lock my glue so you won't have any for the show.
07:10What show?
07:11What show?
07:11I don't know anything about a show, Martha.
07:14They must be going to put on a show behind my back.
07:16Now, you men read me.
07:18There will be no show.
07:19Do you understand me?
07:20No show.
07:21I'm out of here.
07:22Out.
07:22Out.
07:22Out.
07:23Out.
07:23Out.
07:29How do you like that lead bottom?
07:31How about all those fibs he told about us?
07:34Yeah.
07:34And how about that wife of his?
07:36Oh, boy.
07:37That's one pumpkin I never want to meet, even on Halloween.
07:40Hey, look at this.
07:41Weather balloons, he says.
07:42Well, that's what they look like.
07:44Yeah.
07:51Jack!
07:51Jack!
07:52Jack!
07:54Fuck!
07:57Oh, boy.
07:58Gee, I'm sorry.
07:59Sure, I should have fought.
08:00Oh, you murderers.
08:03You've killed the captain.
08:06Hey, go on.
08:09Oh, you just rest easy now, captain.
08:12Here, let me fluff up his pillow.
08:15You menace.
08:16Get away from here.
08:17Oh, you poor dear.
08:19After going through all those battles without a scratch,
08:22and now this.
08:24Oh, he hasn't got a scratch.
08:26Wait a minute.
08:27I'll get that.
08:28Oh, get that.
08:31Hello?
08:32What kind of a thing is this?
08:34Oh, I can't do anything, all right?
08:37Right, Binghamton, here.
08:38Hurry up.
08:38I'm going to throw it together.
08:40You...
08:40Oh, hi, Admiral Rogers.
08:42How are you?
08:44Oh, I just landed on your airstrip, Binghamton.
08:47While they're refueling, I thought I'd touch base and see how things are going.
08:50How going?
08:52Going.
08:52You know, things are going fine, Admiral.
08:54It's just fine.
08:55Fine?
08:56Wallace, how can you say that?
08:57Let me speak to him.
08:59Admiral's a very busy man.
09:00You can't talk to him.
09:01Well, it's about time somebody told him what's going on around here.
09:04Let me have the phone.
09:06Teddy bear.
09:07Hi.
09:09Binghamton, what's going on over there?
09:11Admiral Rogers, this is Mrs. Binghamton speaking.
09:15Oh, it's so good to talk to you.
09:17Mrs. Binghamton?
09:18Oh, I'm here with the Women's League, touring the hospitals.
09:22Oh, I'd love to meet you, Admiral.
09:24The captain and I are giving a little reception over at the officer's club.
09:27Why don't you join us and we'll have a lovely chat over a glass of punch?
09:32What reception?
09:34I'm not giving it.
09:35Did you ever see him drink?
09:37You'll come, Admiral?
09:39Yeah, yes.
09:40I'll be there.
09:41Oh, wonderful.
09:44Teddy bear, he's coming.
09:47What?
09:48How could you do a thing like this?
09:50This is a country club.
09:51It's a war zone.
09:52But don't you understand this may mean a promotion for you?
09:56Why, if the Admiral hears one-tenth of what you wrote me in your letters...
10:00Letters?
10:01Oh, well, darling, you wouldn't mention the letters, would you?
10:03Would you?
10:04Would you not mention the letters?
10:05They're very personal, the letters.
10:06They're full of top secrets.
10:07They're sealed with a kiss.
10:08And as for you two troublemakers, the Admiral's going to hear about you, but good.
10:15You have committed your last act of treason around here.
10:18Treason?
10:19Now look, Captain...
10:20You're wasting your breath.
10:23I've got to get over at the officer's club and get started on the hors d'oeuvres.
10:25For the last time!
10:27Dearest sweetheart, you sit right down here and rest, and then you change your clothes.
10:33Pumpkin will take care of everything.
10:35When I finish talking with the Admiral, you won't be a captain anymore.
10:44You can say that again.
10:46What are you complaining about?
10:47Pumpkin will probably have us shipped back to boot camp.
10:49McHale, you've got to do something.
10:51You're in this just as deep as I am.
10:52If she gets the Admiral's ear, we're all dead.
10:54Well, now what can I do?
10:56What can we possibly do to keep those two apart?
10:59Now, you tell me.
11:00Hey, I got an idea.
11:03Look, suppose we tell the Admiral that Mrs. Binghamton had to fly home
11:06because she forgot that she left the water running in the bathtub.
11:11Water in the bathtub?
11:13Water on the brain!
11:14That's what you've got!
11:15No, no, no, no, no.
11:16Now, wait a minute, Captain.
11:17No, no, no, no.
11:17Just a second, sir.
11:18Now, look.
11:19When the Admiral does come, why couldn't you tell him that your wife is gone?
11:24In the meantime, Chuck and I will stall her down at the club until he leaves.
11:28Huh?
11:28And that way they couldn't possibly see each other.
11:32Huh?
11:32That could work.
11:33Yeah?
11:34That's risky, though.
11:35I mean, lying to the Admiral, that's risky.
11:38My whole career is at stake.
11:40Well, then you've got nothing to lose.
11:41Nothing to lose.
11:43Nothing to lose.
11:44No, no, no.
11:45Captain, no, my navigator.
11:47Don't hit him with the head, not the head!
11:52Oh, boy.
11:53It's going to be murder.
11:54Two boatloads of Marines arriving, we've got to tell them the show's been canceled.
11:58Why can't we just give them their money back?
12:00Are you kidding?
12:01If we give those gyrenes anything, it better be shaped like a girl.
12:05Hi, fellas.
12:06How's this for the opening number?
12:09What opening number?
12:10Didn't you get the word?
12:11Oh, Ledbottom, cancel the show.
12:13No, I just got off duty.
12:15Well, he can't cancel the show.
12:16What about the guys in the ward?
12:17They're counting on it.
12:19We're liable to be in the wards ourselves when those Marines get through with us.
12:22I'm not going to stand still for this.
12:24I'm going to go and talk to the Captain and make him change his mind.
12:28Coming, Admiral.
12:29Coming.
12:30All right, come in.
12:32Captain, I want to talk to you about the show.
12:34Susie, good heavens.
12:36What are you doing here?
12:37I can't talk to you.
12:38Go away.
12:39But Wally...
12:40Don't call me Wally.
12:41Not ever, ever, ever Wally.
12:42Now, dismissed.
12:43Captain, this is important.
12:45We just have to do that show.
12:47Show?
12:47What's the matter?
12:48My wife is here and the Admiral is coming and you...
12:51What are you, some kind of a troublemaker or something?
12:53Now you get out of here.
12:54Out.
12:54Out, out, out.
13:00That's Admiral Rogers.
13:01Oh, if he sees me with you and you with me, I mean, me like this, we'll be drummed out of the Navy.
13:05Oh, my goodness.
13:06What will I do?
13:07What do you do?
13:07Wait a minute, wait a minute.
13:07Hi, don't just stand there.
13:09Hi.
13:09Get under the...
13:10No, it's the first place you look.
13:11Get off there.
13:11Get your car.
13:12Get your hand in the lamp.
13:13Get your hand in the lamp.
13:13That's it.
13:14I don't show.
13:15You're showing.
13:15Come on.
13:16Right this way, sir.
13:19Listen.
13:19Come in.
13:20Help me with this thing.
13:21Stop me.
13:22I'm not a second.
13:23Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:24Oh.
13:26The captain's expecting you.
13:27Oh, captain.
13:28Oh, jeez.
13:29Oh, I'm sorry, Binghamton.
13:31I didn't mean to barge in on your little family reunion.
13:35What happened?
13:35Oh, this is not what you think.
13:37Oh, well, now, there's no need to apologize, Binghamton.
13:39I know what these war separations are like, especially from a wife as lovely as yours.
13:45This is indeed a pleasure, Mrs. Binghamton.
13:48Mrs. Binghamton?
13:49Mrs. Binghamton.
13:50Oh, sure.
13:50This is Susie.
13:51Susie Binghamton.
13:52Susie Binghamton.
13:53That's what it says on the marriage license.
13:55My dear.
13:55Yes, sir.
13:56I mean, yes, captain.
13:58Darling.
13:59This is certainly a surprise, Binghamton, an older man like you having such a lovely young
14:04wife.
14:05Well, I'm not old.
14:06It's just that I worry a lot.
14:08Like now.
14:09I mean, the war and all, you know.
14:11And speaking of the war, Admiral, I know you're anxious to get back to it, Carpenter, take
14:15the Admiral to his plane.
14:16Oh, relax, Wally.
14:18There's no hurry.
14:20Besides, I'm looking forward to the reception Mrs. Binghamton planned at the officer's club.
14:25Oh, dearie.
14:25Oh, well, that's just a lot of warmed-over tuna fish and some stale lemonade.
14:29You'd hate that.
14:30I wouldn't think of disappointing this little lady.
14:35As a matter of fact, while you're getting dressed, I could escort Mrs. Binghamton over
14:39to the club.
14:40Well, if that's how you feel, Admiral, then Elroy, you drive the Admiral over.
14:44And I wish you would call me Bruce.
14:47What's that?
14:49Well, goodbye, Susie.
14:51Bruce.
14:51Give me the officer's club.
15:02It's a matter of life and death.
15:04I wonder why he's keeping the captain.
15:05Oh, yeah.
15:06Well, you should make a great wife for Captain Blind.
15:12Lieutenant Commander McHale here.
15:15Oh, yes, sir, Captain.
15:18What?
15:19He thinks Susie...
15:21All right.
15:23Okay, sir.
15:24I'll do the best I can, sir.
15:27Yes, sir.
15:27Holy Hannah.
15:28What's the problem, Skip?
15:30The Admiral and Susie are on their way over here.
15:32And the Admiral thinks that Susie is Mrs. Binghamton.
15:36What do you say we volunteer for a suicide mission?
15:40Why are you men standing around?
15:42There's work to be done.
15:43Oh, yes, ma'am.
15:44Oh, ma'am, Mrs. Binghamton, you see, that was the Admiral on the phone.
15:49And, yes, he said he was going to be detained for a few hours, yes, at a staff meeting, you know.
15:53Oh, what a shame.
15:54Yes.
15:54Oh, but he suggested that you use this time for your hospital tour.
15:59Right.
16:00Hospital tour, right.
16:01It was not ordered.
16:02Oh, well, in that case, we'd better go.
16:03Oh, yes.
16:05Commander, I have to get my purse.
16:07Oh, yes, sir.
16:12He skipped.
16:13It's the Admiral and Susie.
16:18All right, men, I'm ready to go.
16:19Oh, Mrs. Binghamton, instead of taking the long way, why don't we take the short way out through the bank?
16:26Out through the obstacle course.
16:27And, you know, Susie, I can't get over it.
16:34You sounded so much older over the phone.
16:38Now, moment of truth.
16:41Card selected.
16:43And there's your card, the Jack of Hearts.
16:47Queen of Diamonds.
16:48I was close.
16:49Now, look, Gruber.
16:55We didn't pay five bucks to see some crummy card tricks.
16:58Now, bring on the dancing girls.
17:04What's all this commotion?
17:06What's going on?
17:06You mean that's Fatima?
17:08We've been robbed.
17:09We want double our money back.
17:15Hold it, hold it.
17:16Wait a minute.
17:16Hold it, hold it.
17:18Now, there seems to have been a slight case of misunderstanding here, boys.
17:22The show has been, Commander.
17:24We came here to see a show with girls.
17:27Yes, it is, it is, it is.
17:29All right, hold it, hold it.
17:31Well, I'm sorry, Mike, but the show has just been canceled, so if you'll just...
17:35Just a moment, McHale.
17:37If these poor boys came here for a show, they should have a show.
17:42Now, how about a community sing?
17:53Community sing?
17:54Oh, that sounds great.
17:56Are you kidding, Commander?
17:58I said it sounds great, huh, boys?
18:01Community sing?
18:02Oh, what fun?
18:03Hey, we like it, huh?
18:04You can count me in.
18:06Yeah, me too.
18:06Well, splendid.
18:07Now, shall we start with Genevieve, sweet Genevieve?
18:12Oh, Genevieve, sweet Genevieve.
18:33The days may come.
18:34The days may come.
18:38Let me see if I can find a record with a Latin beat, huh?
18:46Captain, I can't go on playing your wife.
18:49Why don't we just tell him the truth?
18:50And get court-martialed.
18:52You are going to be my wife until I ask for a separation.
18:55That's an order.
18:57And what is an order, McHale?
18:59What is an order?
19:00Oh, I was just telling Susie that she hasn't got time to order another drink.
19:05You see, they're expecting her at the hospital tour.
19:08Oh, that hospital tour.
19:10I have a little time.
19:12Maybe I could join you.
19:14Well, of course, we can go over there together.
19:16Together?
19:17We'll go over there together.
19:19Oh, you wouldn't want to go over there, Admiral.
19:21Oh, no, it's very dangerous over there.
19:22You see, it's full of disease and pestilence.
19:25Captain, if this little lady can go over there,
19:28it's certainly safe enough for us.
19:30Oh, well, I'll tell you what, then, Admiral.
19:33You go on, and I'll phone ahead.
19:35I'll have them spray the wards, just so you can't be too careful.
19:39All right.
19:39Come along, Susie.
19:41Things going around.
19:44What?
19:45Okay, okay, Captain.
19:47All right, I'll get her out of the way.
19:48Yeah, okay.
19:49Oh, I'm going to have more trouble.
19:51The Admiral and Susie are on their way here.
19:53We've got to ditch Mrs. Biggumkin.
19:55She was just starting to sing on key.
19:57Now, hold it.
20:00Hold it, everybody.
20:01I'm awfully sorry.
20:02I hate to break up the show, ladies and gentlemen,
20:05but I've got to take your sunshine gal away.
20:07Oh, I don't understand.
20:08Well, you see, ma'am,
20:09the CB Hospital just called.
20:12They were on the telephone,
20:13and they heard you were here,
20:15and, well, they're just dying to see you.
20:17Oh, really?
20:18Oh, for goodness sake.
20:19Mr. Parker will drive you right over.
20:21You better get going,
20:22because they're real anxious.
20:23Goodbye.
20:24It's been fun.
20:25Good luck with the war.
20:29Skip, there's no CB Hospital.
20:30I know, I know.
20:31Just take her for a Jeep ride anywhere.
20:33Go on, get going.
20:34So long, Ensign.
20:35I can't keep my fans waiting.
20:37Oh, if the girls at the Weight Watchers Club
20:38could only see me now.
20:41Farewell, farewell.
20:44Okay, group, we're sussing, you play.
20:47Wait a minute, you guys.
20:48Wait a minute.
20:49You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?
20:50Which reminds me, I'd better go get a pair.
20:53All right, boys, let's keep the ball rolling.
20:56I want a nice fast course from the halls of Montezuma, huh?
21:04Hey, look, fellas, that must be Fatima.
21:07Turn, hut!
21:09You guys wanted your money back.
21:12Well, what's going on here, Commander?
21:14Oh, you see, Mrs.
21:16I mean, Susie here promised to demonstrate a little dance for the boys.
21:22Yes, sir.
21:23But since you have to rush off, sir.
21:25Why, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
21:28Unless the captain has some objections.
21:31Objections?
21:31No, no, I have no objections.
21:33I mean, she wants to let her dance.
21:35I mean, nothing is too good for the boys.
21:38Well, why?
21:40Let me see something.
21:43Yeah!
21:44Barrel of fun at parties.
21:46Oh!
21:46So at all, I can't keep up with the invitation.
21:50Admiral Rogers, an urgent signal for you, sir, from Comfleet.
21:52You ought to proceed immediately to Konakai.
21:54Of all the blasted luck.
21:56Oh, yes, Admiral, that's terrible luck.
21:57Just awful luck.
21:59But, well, don't worry, sir.
22:00We'll send along your regrets, little lady.
22:03Well, good.
22:04Goodbye, boys.
22:05Have a good time.
22:06And thanks for your hospitality, Binghamton.
22:08And, oh, you're a lucky fellow.
22:13Goodbye, boys, sir.
22:19Bon voyage, Admiral.
22:21Happy landing, sir.
22:22Goodbye.
22:23We'll wait.
22:24No, all right.
22:24Never mind.
22:25Well, we did it.
22:26We did it, McHale.
22:27We kept the Admiral and Pumpkin apart.
22:30By the way, where is my wife?
22:32Oh, well, Mr. Parker's keeping her busy with a jeep ride, sir.
22:34Until the pressure is off, sir.
22:38Now, remind me to put...
22:43Oh, sir.
22:44Yes, sir.
22:44There's Ensign Parker and Mrs. Binghamton now, sir.
22:48Sir, he's helping her aboard.
22:50Tell everybody at home we're doing our best.
22:54We've run her aboard with the Admiral.
22:56We've got to stop them.
22:57Stop that plane!
22:58Chuck, for the love of might, what have you done, huh?
23:10What have you done?
23:12William, what did I tell you?
23:13See, when I saw the plane, I got a brainstorm.
23:15I told Mrs. Binghamton there was an alert.
23:17And I put her on there before she could think twice.
23:21Don't let the Admiral's plane.
23:23And you'll put her on board with the Admiral.
23:25The Admiral?
23:26Well, now she's going to show him all your letters.
23:28And he's going to tell her all about Susie.
23:33Well, I guess I better be going.
23:34Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
23:35Good little family.
23:36It's all right, O'Neal.
23:37I can't stop that.
23:38Yes, it's okay.
23:39No, no, no, no.
23:40No, no, no, no.
23:40Wait, wait, wait, wait.
23:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:44No, no, no, no.
23:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:49No, no, no, no.
23:49See what you think of this.
23:58Dear Admiral Rogers,
24:00Don't lean on my desk.
24:02Awesome.
24:03By now you must know the whole story,
24:05so there is little point in my deceiving you any further.
24:08I hereby confess my full guilt for all that has happened here
24:12and respectfully await my punishment.
24:14Now, McHale, how does that sound?
24:16Captain, you have my undying respect, sir.
24:19I mean a full confession.
24:21It takes guts to sign a letter like that, sir.
24:23Yes, sir.
24:24I'm not signing it, your big dummy.
24:26Parker is here.
24:29Me?
24:30Will not, will not.
24:31Don't you do it, boy.
24:32No, sir, you can't make him do that.
24:35Now, wait a minute, Captain.
24:36Now, wait just a minute.
24:37Come on, don't put your...
24:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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