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00:00They have caused mayhem here, the referee is now awake again, but Gamble only was able to take Wank to the 2k.
00:10Anyone in here with a heart just wants for Wank to win now.
00:14Anyone in here with a sense of fun wants Gamble to absolutely destroy.
00:18Oh no! Oh no!
00:21I actually recognise that from the Kama Sutra.
00:25Wank trying to get to the road.
00:32Come on Phil, you can do it!
00:36He's on the road!
00:38The referee has seen it, and the hole has to be broken.
00:42Someone do a concussion test on this referee.
00:45There she goes, she's calling for the powerbomb.
00:49She's calling for the powerbomb.
00:51That's a game that they play in the national lottery.
00:54Gamble's got Wank in between his legs.
00:58Oh!
00:59Yes!
01:00Wank's just-
01:01Oh!
01:02Nice counter from Wank too!
01:04And the referee's been pulled out of the ring!
01:07What is going on here?
01:09The referee's been out of the ring!
01:12And he's been, he's having absolutely layers kicked out of him.
01:16Wank is remonstrating with Richie Gauche.
01:19The bullets coming near and near, I'm gonna have to get a restraining order on him.
01:22Oh!
01:24Oh!
01:25Lovely use of the road there from Gamble.
01:27The bad guys are winning!
01:29Bad guys!
01:30Bad guys!
01:31Bad guys!
01:32Something needs to be done with Gamblers Anonymous, this is awful.
01:36GAMBLERS Anonymous are not very anonymous at all.
01:39They are making themselves up.
01:40Oh no!
01:41Oh no!
01:42The table's come out!
01:43The table's come out!
01:44The table's come out!
01:45The table's come out!
01:46The table's come out!
01:47The table's come out!
01:48The table's come out!
01:49The table's going into the ring!
01:51The table's even bigger than a baking tray!
01:52We love, we absolutely love to see a table!
01:58This is fantastic!
02:00Weirdly, it looks like quite a lot of the tables in the lunchroom of my school.
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh!
02:06Oh!
02:07Max and Ivan!
02:08Max and Ivan are back!
02:09Yes!
02:10Just when the good guys thought they were done!
02:13Gamble's got the belt!
02:15And he's gonna make a run for it, surely!
02:17The OGs have got him to the ring!
02:19Whoa!
02:20Okay!
02:21Max and Ivan are here!
02:22Max and Ivan are cleaning the house!
02:23I can't believe this!
02:24Ah!
02:25Their dynamism is back here, they're full of energy.
02:27They're not scared of a table!
02:30Max is about to go over the top of the ropes!
02:32Whoa!
02:33Oh!
02:34Wow!
02:35Takes that bullet!
02:36Oh!
02:37Get away from us, Gamble!
02:38Gamble's just wandered around here!
02:39And he's hiding with the belt next to Silcox!
02:42Silcox has once again zoned out!
02:44He's gone through the ropes!
02:46Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Gamble!
02:49And Ivan got in the ring!
02:51Yes!
02:52Back up!
02:53The OGs, Max and Ivan are in the ring!
02:56Gamble's trying to crawl away, hoping he won't be noticed!
02:58Yes!
02:59Stock his sights on Rishi now!
03:00Oh boy!
03:01And Max is up there in the air!
03:02Oh!
03:03Oh!
03:04Oh!
03:05And that's what Max and Ivan mean when they say they're gonna double-team you!
03:09Can you chuck this guy through a table?
03:11Yes, please!
03:12Yes!
03:13You can chuck him through a table, and I think unanimously everyone would like him to be trapped through
03:17a table, except for me!
03:18Don't hurt him!
03:19I want to hurt him!
03:20Oh!
03:21Phil Wang wants to...
03:23Wang said, don't let him, he said, I want to hurt him!
03:26I want to hurt him!
03:27Oh!
03:28Yes!
03:29Yes!
03:30He went through!
03:31Oh!
03:32What's happened?
03:33What's happened?
03:34Replay coming!
03:36Wang has put Rishi goes through the table!
03:39And he's absolutely brutal!
03:41It's why we all turned up and it happened!
03:43Listen, I'm a bad boy, but even I enjoyed seeing that!
03:46I'll be honest with you, it gave me a semi!
03:48Hang on, what's Gamble doing?
03:49Oh!
03:50He's using the belt!
03:51Belts!
03:52To the head of Ivan!
03:53Oh!
03:54Max for the counter!
03:55Oh!
03:56Powerbomb!
03:57He's with him!
03:58Powerbomb from Gamble!
03:59This is the end!
04:00He's got the belt!
04:01Gamble pulls out, this is the end!
04:03Phil Wang on his knees!
04:05He's about to strike Wang!
04:06Wang's on his knees!
04:07The referee nowhere to be seen!
04:09Sweaty, dizzy, can barely open his eyes!
04:11Here we go Phil!
04:12You've won five!
04:13You've won five!
04:14But it's the end!
04:15This is hard to watch!
04:16Wang's putting up his knees!
04:17That's Phil Wang's goal!
04:18Whoa!
04:19But what's this, guys?
04:22Rosie!
04:23Rosie Jones!
04:24The roof comes off the Apollo as Rosie Jones!
04:28There we go!
04:29Rosie Jones is making her way into the ring!
04:32She might lose her benefits, but fuck it!
04:35She's here to win for Phil Wang!
04:38She's on her way into the ring!
04:41She's on the way to help Phil Wang!
04:45With that bandaged head!
04:46Rosie!
04:47She's got a bandaged head, but she's still managing to make it into the ring!
04:53This is adding further credence to my theory, she's not really disabled!
04:58She's in the ring!
05:00And she's got a big stick!
05:03Rosie Jones, queen of comedy!
05:05Yeah!
05:06The queen of all of our hearts!
05:08Gamba looking very concerned in a tableau, if someone were to paint it, we'd call it the revenge of the minorities!
05:17He's got a weapon!
05:18He's got a weapon!
05:19Rosie's just removed her bandaging!
05:20She's absolutely fine!
05:21She's telling the crown to be quiet!
05:22What move is this?
05:23What move is this?
05:24What's happening?
05:25What's Rosie doing?
05:26Oh!
05:27Oh!
05:28Oh!
05:29Oh!
05:30Oh!
05:31Oh!
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:39Oh!
05:40Oh!
05:41Oh!
05:42Oh!
05:43Oh!
05:44Rosie Jones has struck Phil Rank right in the plums!
05:46She's double-crossed, Phil Wang!
05:48Rosie Jones has surprised the entire world!
05:52She was a bad person on the log!
05:54Oh!
05:55This is awful!
05:56A new alliance has formed!
05:57It is a blast stick!
05:58Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie!
06:03This is sensational!
06:06This is unbelievable wrestling!
06:08Oh, and a bounce in the face.
06:10So this means that Rosie was an anonymous member of the game.
06:13Here we go.
06:14The referee's been rolled back in.
06:16One, two.
06:18Oh, this is disgusting.
06:20To Bermuda!
06:24In a sensational twist, Rosie Jones has been turned by Gamblers Anonymous.
06:32And Gambler has won the belt outright.
06:34This is astonishing.
06:36Make some noise for your new Clash of the Comics champion, Ed the Gambler Gamble!
06:47Oh, this isn't right.
06:48This isn't right.
06:49This is sensational.
06:51This is absolutely sensational.
06:54Let this be a lesson to all ethnic minorities.
06:56Eventually, the whites will gang up on you.
06:59This is sensational.
07:01Gamble, gamble, gamble, gamble.
07:04Rosie Jones has joined forces with Gamblers Anonymous and has taken Phil Wang out by punching him flush in the plums.
07:12Awful.
07:12She tricked us all.
07:13She's tricked us all this entire time.
07:15Horrible moment.
07:16I'm thrilled.
07:17One more time, even though you follow, you're a champion of Clash of the Comics, Ed the Gambler Gamble!
07:23Oh, no.
07:25Oh, no.
07:25Oh, no.
07:25Oh, no.
07:26Oh, no.
07:27A fix.
07:28A fix.
07:29A fix.
07:30Disgusting.
07:31Sensational stuff.
07:32In an interview which simply has to be shorter than the fight itself, how was that for you?
07:37I vote first of all, can I say for a last-minute replacement, you've done a terrible job.
07:45And all I can say is thank you to my daring fans.
07:49Thank you, gamble, they're saying.
07:51Thank you, gamble.
07:54It's music to my age.
07:56And let me say I'm proud to bring home this championship once more in a battle that I won all on my own.
08:09Just when you think you can't like someone any less.
08:12There's a real sour aftertaste in the Apollo right now.
08:15Absolutely.
08:16But nonetheless, love him or loathe him, and we all loathe him.
08:21Ed Gambler, everyone.
08:24Oh, hang on.
08:25What's this?
08:26And of course now...
08:27...their blow for Joe, it can only mean one thing.
08:29The CEO.
08:29Please welcome the CEO.
08:31The CEO of Tatchel & Comets.
08:33Yeah, now it's Tatchel & Comets!
08:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:35Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:36Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:44Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:54Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:55C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe!
08:57There he is, left wing, right wing.
09:00He's right in the centre.
09:02As he said to Laura Koonsberg,
09:05they're chanting C.E. Joe in the ring.
09:09Once again, capitalism,
09:11cornering people into deferring to authority.
09:13C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe!
09:20C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe!
09:21Hello.
09:25It's all very gay, this, isn't it?
09:32Yes, I'm C.E. Joe.
09:35I paid a lot of money
09:37to force these comedians to humiliate themselves.
09:42I got the idea from the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia.
09:49Ed Gamble, you twat.
09:51C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe! C.E. Joe!
09:54You didn't win that fair and square.
09:57What are you doing afterwards?
09:59Anyway.
10:03I've got some news for you, kiddo.
10:05I declare a rematch!
10:07Yes!
10:09Thank goodness!
10:10Please not tonight.
10:11It'll be at the next Clash of the Comics.
10:14And you won't be able to use that belt
10:15because it'll be a ladder match.
10:17Oh!
10:19Fuck off!
10:20It'll be here, at the Apollo.
10:22Same time next year.
10:23They haven't nailed the dates.
10:25There's on a couple of pencils.
10:27LAUGHTER
10:28C.E. Joe has spoken!
10:31Great news from our C.E. Joe!
10:33There will be a rematch!
10:39It's money with his face, I don't think he cares.
10:44Oh!
10:45Oh!
10:46What's happening?
10:47He's been dragged back into the ring.
10:49There seems to be an extra belt here.
10:51Ooh!
10:52What have it been taken out?
10:54We're deep into it.
10:56Oh!
10:57Look, look!
10:58From Phil Wang!
10:59To the genitals.
11:00Wang to the Wang.
11:02Yes!
11:04He's stolen the belt back!
11:05No way!
11:07He's stolen the belt back!
11:08It's rightfully his.
11:09It should've been his all along.
11:10Well, those belts are out.
11:12Looks like two wrongs do make a right.
11:15And that's what they call...
11:16Full karma.
11:18Phil Wang has just left the belt with Ed Gamble.
11:21And has said he'll see him next year.
11:23He throws up the Ws, he exits the ring.
11:25People of the Apollo,
11:26give it up one more time for Ed Gamble and Phil Wang!
11:33Give it up for your commentators!
11:36Give it up for your CEO!
11:38Woo!
11:39Give it up for your roving reporters!
11:41Give it up for all of the wrestlers you've watched tonight!
11:44Give it up for everyone who has worked so hard to put this night on!
11:49But most of all, people at Apollo, make some noise for Max and Ivan,
11:54who created this whole thing!
11:57The OGs have brought us so much drama!
12:01We are so lucky to be here together!
12:03Welcome all of the comics back to the stage!
12:07Even in Apollo, this happy clash of the comics!
12:10Good lives!
12:11Good life, OBI!
12:12Wow!
12:13What?
12:14Who has worked right?
12:16What!
12:17Thank you!
12:19Aijn fellowship
12:20Who has worked?
12:35What?!
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