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00:00It's been a lot of tit slapping tonight, and I've really enjoyed it.
00:10Gamble really lubed up the old mitt for that one.
00:12Oh, Wang's going to be chapped in there.
00:15Into the turnbuckle goes Phil Wang.
00:17Brutal stuff.
00:18He's losing energy.
00:19Gamble chapping up, you get buddy.
00:21I haven't seen him this energised since the Gillian Anderson off menu.
00:24Look, the thing is, if I didn't make a bowl of noodles,
00:26who do you think would be more distracted by it?
00:28Shall we?
00:31There's his pin, and it's a two count.
00:36Gamble can't believe it.
00:38It was really brutal, because he'd really got his dick in Phil's face.
00:43That's the most insulting, the dick pin.
00:44My God.
00:46Wang's begging.
00:47Wang's begging for peace.
00:49Gamble's dragging him along the road.
00:53Sort of chafing his face there.
00:55This is fantastic.
00:57It's a lovely charm.
00:58Gamble is goading the crowd.
00:59I love to see it.
01:01I should do the thing.
01:03Gamble's just shouting.
01:04What thing is he talking about?
01:06You got it.
01:07Gamble's going up to the top.
01:09Is Gamble going to go up to the rope?
01:11Oh my God, he's going over the top.
01:13Oh my God.
01:16He's going to go over the top.
01:18What's Gamble up to?
01:20Oh, wow.
01:21Gamble's gone over the top.
01:23If only Phil had saved it, but it didn't place for so long.
01:26Oh my God.
01:27Incredible athleticism from Gamble.
01:31Unbelievable athleticism.
01:32There's a pin.
01:33One.
01:34Two.
01:35And the kicker.
01:36Show it up from Wang.
01:38A double pin.
01:39Two.
01:40And the referee's finally spotted something.
01:45A stopped clock is right twice a day.
01:48Shut up, mate.
01:49How was this?
01:50Bullet's really going for the only one on stage.
01:52Wow.
01:53I think Bullet likes him.
01:54I think so too.
01:55I think Bullet's trying to neg Pascoe.
01:57He's got an energy.
01:58Don't distract me, Bullet.
01:59I'm busy trying to understand resonance.
02:01Oh, Gamble's put him on the floor.
02:04Gamble's telling him to sit down.
02:06Oh.
02:07He's got his two arms.
02:09He's got him in the arm lock.
02:11Oh, he's stretching Phil out.
02:13He's stretching Phil out.
02:14Will won't be able to.
02:16Surely Phil has just got to tamp out and give Gamble the win.
02:19Surely no one can withstand this kind of pain.
02:22He's a strong man and he can just cry.
02:24He looks like he's feeling the pain.
02:26Yes, yes, yes.
02:27He's getting power out.
02:28The work track is working.
02:30Oh, my God.
02:31Yes.
02:32Here he comes.
02:33He's raised up his hand.
02:35Like a golden phoenix from the floor.
02:37Oh.
02:38He's thrown the ground on him.
02:39An amazing reversal from Wang.
02:41Yes.
02:42Yes.
02:44Yes.
02:46Fuck him.
02:47Fuck him.
02:48Oh.
02:49He's getting it all.
02:50Oh.
02:51Wow.
02:52Oh, dear me.
02:53Perfect.
02:54Your hero.
02:56Oh, it wasn't a nice move.
02:59This is not a nice look.
03:00He's not behaving like a very nice man.
03:02This guy's pathetic.
03:03Gamble using the junk in his trunk to destroy Wang.
03:06Oh.
03:07Oh.
03:08Oh, knee to the sternum from Gamble.
03:12It's all nice, is it?
03:13He's off the rope.
03:14Oh, I feel well.
03:15This is fantastic look from Gamble.
03:16Oh, oh.
03:17Oh, look.
03:18Oh, oh, oh.
03:19Something's happening.
03:20Oh, oh, oh.
03:21Something's happening.
03:22This is ridiculous.
03:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:24The referee gets involved.
03:25It doesn't break.
03:26He's putting it in.
03:27He's putting it in.
03:28He's putting it in.
03:29One, two, one.
03:31Oh, pick up with Gamble.
03:33Distracted by Bullet on the ropes.
03:37We would have had a nine count then.
03:39You know what, Bullet?
03:40You.
03:41You're right here.
03:43Bullet's been dispatched, didn't you?
03:46No call.
03:47Dispatched, not dispatched me.
03:48Finally, the referee actually does something.
03:50He also kicked someone.
03:51I don't think that's how I know.
03:53Absolutely.
03:54Get out of here.
03:55Yeah, get out of here.
03:57Bullet's been bound.
03:58Pick up your fake pounds and get out of here.
04:00You're all right?
04:02You're being disqualified.
04:04You have to go home now.
04:07The bald prick.
04:09I'm telling you.
04:10It's just called the referee a bald prick,
04:12which although it's fair,
04:13it's not really a nice thing to do.
04:14It's not fair.
04:15Especially not when Bullet's rocking that head of hair.
04:20Ed Gamble needs to focus on this match.
04:22It's his brother, isn't it?
04:23The referee does look like a van,
04:26so it's hard not to take that insult from Bullet
04:29as aimed at one of the co-founders of this event.
04:32Oh, he's just pushed Wang in the face.
04:34Oh!
04:36Spits it!
04:37Unnecessary from Gamble.
04:39What is that?
04:40What fantastic!
04:42Oh, the licking or the spits it.
04:43This is very unhygienic, Ed Gamble.
04:46I lived there for quite a while,
04:47and he's got quite a wet guard.
04:49Oh, Wang's charging himself up.
04:52Wang's charging up the W.
04:54Gamble doesn't seem to be aware of it.
04:56There he is.
04:57He's out of time.
04:58He's back!
04:59He's back in his feet.
05:00Wang's back!
05:01Gamble's none the wiser!
05:03Come on.
05:04Oh, my goodness.
05:05You've got him exactly where you want him, Phil.
05:06Look in the other way.
05:07Gamble's turning slowly.
05:08Being an idiot.
05:09Oh, here we go.
05:11Okay.
05:12Oh, he's running towards him.
05:13Oh, he's setting him down!
05:15That's a great shove.
05:16Gamble's got to recompose himself.
05:17He's coming back for another!
05:19That's a great shove.
05:20Oh, it's a lovely running shot.
05:22Yes, come on, now.
05:23Wang's on the top row.
05:24Wang's taking him down to Chinatown,
05:25if that's not racially insensitive.
05:27Oh, my goodness!
05:29Oh!
05:29He's flipped him down!
05:30He's flipped him over!
05:31That is a spin spin down!
05:33The Tornado DDT from Wang from the top row.
05:37Gamble flat on his front.
05:38Let's watch that again.
05:39Look at the skill here.
05:40Look at this.
05:41There's the Tornado.
05:42There's the DDT.
05:43The Tornado.
05:44Gamble's on his face.
05:45Oh, knee to the face now.
05:48Gamble doesn't know whether he's coming or going,
05:50like the Dan Aykroyd off-menu episode.
05:52You've listened to a lot of off-menu, haven't you?
05:57I do my back, Rappi, so...
05:59It's a hand!
06:00Oh, yeah!
06:01It's one down!
06:02Oh!
06:03On the rope!
06:04On the rope again from Gamble.
06:07Listen, it's not a British sporting effect
06:09if you can't make a referee feel sad.
06:11That's standing up.
06:12He's wailing, he's moaning.
06:13It's very, very...
06:14Wang's setting him up.
06:15Here we go.
06:16Oh, Wang's back's gone!
06:19Wang's back's gone.
06:20Oh!
06:21The back's out.
06:22Listen, none of us,
06:23none of us are the men we were ten years ago.
06:25Oh!
06:29They're the suplex from Gamble.
06:31Oof.
06:34Wang looks absolutely dazed.
06:37Gamble looks gritty and determined.
06:39Watch this!
06:40He's just said, watch this.
06:42Watch this.
06:43He's heading to the top rope.
06:44He's heading to the top rope.
06:45Surely he's not going all the way.
06:47Surely he's not going all the way to the top rope.
06:49I don't like the look of this.
06:50He's going all the way to the top rope.
06:52Wang looks dazed.
06:53Keep it back, come on first.
06:55Gah!
06:56He's kicked him out!
06:57The referee's gone down!
06:59That referee has just taken a shot from Phil Wang accidentally.
07:03The referee looks in genuine pain here.
07:07Phil's getting up too.
07:08Phil's getting up there as well.
07:09This referee is sort of made out of paper.
07:11What's with this guy?
07:12Wang's going up high.
07:14They're just locked in a slow embrace.
07:18But now they're revving up for something.
07:21Wang is revving up for something special here.
07:23Wang's looking for the superplex.
07:25Can we get him?
07:26He nailed the superplex!
07:28Wow!
07:29Superplex!
07:30We're gonna get to see that again.
07:33Why Gideon!
07:35One of the-
07:36Superplex!
07:37One of the toughest moves to nail and Wang nails it.
07:40They're all down on the ground.
07:41Get the cover!
07:42But there's no ref!
07:43Holy shit!
07:44Holy shit!
07:45Holy shit!
07:46Holy shit!
07:47Holy shit!
07:48Holy shit!
07:49Holy shit!
07:50Holy shit!
07:51I will say that this crowd over the course of the evening has developed a real unanimity
07:55of purpose and they can muster a chance at almost no notice whatsoever.
07:59Phil Wang trying to wake the referee up here.
08:02Just get the referee up.
08:04The referee's being roused.
08:06Wang's trying to rouse the referee.
08:08Uh-oh.
08:10Wang's trying to get the referee up.
08:12Holy shit!
08:14Oh!
08:15Oh!
08:16Powerbomb!
08:17Oh!
08:18Look at that!
08:19There's a cover!
08:20One!
08:21Two!
08:22Three!
08:23That would be it!
08:24But there's no referee!
08:25No referee!
08:26The referee's down for the count!
08:28One!
08:29Two!
08:30One!
08:31Two!
08:32Surely what happens now?
08:34Mark, do something!
08:35You can train!
08:36There's another referee!
08:37Mark, can you referee?
08:38We're looking to Silcox.
08:39Don't worry about it!
08:40Bullets back!
08:41I'm going to be honest with you, Silcox had absolutely zoned out.
08:44Bullets back?
08:47Bullets back!
08:48Shut up, Pasco!
08:50Really?
08:51Why's he got a problem with it?
08:53You're the only one that can beat him up.
08:55I think he might not know who you two are.
08:57Faster!
08:58How solid is your marriage?
08:59And now Bullets coming in!
09:01Wang's now hitting Bullets on the back!
09:04Oh my goodness!
09:06Oh no!
09:07Bullets coming!
09:08This is brutal!
09:12Bullets was expunged from the ring, but now the referee is unconscious!
09:17This is why I said it before, and I'll say it again, we need a back-
09:20Oh!
09:22Leg drop as well now, this is ugly!
09:24This is horrible, no one wants to see this except all of us actually, we wanna see this, it's great!
09:28He kicked him right in the moustache!
09:30They shouldn't call him the bullet, they should call him the boomerang, because you can't get rid of him.
09:34He just keeps coming back!
09:36Oh no!
09:37He's got a hand full of wank!
09:38This is not good!
09:39Hang on!
09:40What's this?
09:41What's going on?
09:42Yes!
09:43No!
09:44What's happening?
09:45Simon Miller's coming back!
09:46Simon Miller down to the ring!
09:47There he is!
09:48Come on, Simon!
09:49We need you!
09:50Some back-up for Phil Lang!
09:51Finally!
09:52The absence of a referee has essentially created an atmosphere of total chaos!
09:55Oh yes!
09:56Simon Miller and Bullets going on one-on-one!
09:57Oh, this is beautiful!
09:58Back-up!
09:59Fantastic!
10:00Unbelievable!
10:01Unbelievable!
10:02Unbelievable!
10:03This is terrible for the bad guys, but my God, it's good wrestling!
10:08Gamble's up!
10:09Simon!
10:10He's too busy being happy!
10:11No!
10:12I wouldn't slap a ball back!
10:13No!
10:14No!
10:15No!
10:16No!
10:17No!
10:18No!
10:19No!
10:20No!
10:21No!
10:22No!
10:23No!
10:24No!
10:25No!
10:26No!
10:27No!
10:28No!
10:29No!
10:30No!
10:31I wouldn't slap a bald man's head!
10:32Gamble's slightly going into a fighting technique known as the Kummer!
10:35Careful, Simon!
10:36Oh no!
10:37Oh no!
10:38Look, we've got trouble coming in!
10:39Oh!
10:40He's gone full, page three!
10:41The tits are out!
10:44Another 34B!
10:45Oh!
10:46Trouble coming in!
10:47Oh!
10:48Trouble coming in!
10:49Rishi Ghost has come in!
10:50And hit him with a locking stick!
10:51The villain strike back!
10:53Rishi Ghost!
10:54Oh!
10:55Oh!
10:56Take the stick to the back!
10:57Take the stick to the back!
10:58Rishi!
10:59Rishi!
11:00Rishi!
11:01Rishi!
11:02Oh!
11:03This is awful!
11:04Rouse the referee!
11:05Oh!
11:06So Ed's got one of his bad boyfriends coming in here helping him!
11:09One!
11:10Two!
11:11Oh!
11:12This is horrible!
11:13A kick out from Wang!
11:14A kick out from Wang!
11:15A kick out from Wang!
11:16Round up hell!
11:17The players are in the ring!
11:18Coming up!
11:19Chaos in the ring!
11:20A belt is claimed!
11:21Oh!
11:22This isn't right!
11:23A table's destroyed!
11:24And C.E. Joe has something to say!
11:27You twat!
11:28No!
11:29No!
11:30No!
11:31I feel like you whacked!
11:33No!
11:34No!
11:35No!
11:36A big jump!
11:37No!
11:38No!
11:39No!
11:40No!
11:41No!
11:42No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:46No!
11:47No!
11:48No!
11:49No!
11:51No!
11:53No!
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