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00:00Oh
00:05Straight into big demos behind
00:19I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Bloody how we need to fucking go to work. Povos losing to Povos
00:26I know I'm sorry. I'm sorry
00:30I have nothing. I'll see you later, boy
00:36Pings the rope down and jumps on big down
00:40Yes, fantastic
00:43And inside the ring the action continues
00:46Come on the bad guys
00:52The tornado DDT
00:54The villains are taking a real pasting here
00:56It's three on one outside the ring
00:59And the cannonball up against the turnbuckle in the ring things are hot enough and outside people are just sitting on each other
01:05What's going on at the front of the stage looks alarmingly like some fan fiction I read about greg davis
01:12Holding big demo down like he's a dangerous dog
01:14Oh, no
01:16Oh, no
01:18This is not going to end well
01:20Psyclonica
01:23Oh
01:25Right out of the top rope
01:25It can be smaller it's about how you use your energy to use the momentum there
01:30She's got a whole man out of the ring
01:32Oh boy
01:33Come on Psyclonica
01:34Psyclonica looking like she's going to go ariel
01:37She's on the top rope
01:38Top rope
01:39Here we go big demo
01:40Psyclonica
01:42And that's why you don't give women a glass ceiling
01:45Psyclonica
01:46Psyclonica
01:48Psyclonica lighting up the hammers with Apollo
01:52Psyclonica
01:54Okay, we're gonna get to see that again
01:55Let's take a look at that
01:56Double flip
01:59New men
01:59Flattered
02:01The stock of dreams
02:03Oh
02:04Straight into the turnbuckle
02:06So is it all the same match?
02:08Or is this a different match?
02:10No, this is where this is where the same match
02:12It's a Royal Rumble
02:14For the legal reasons nothing like the Royal Rumble
02:16For legal reasons
02:19It is a Psyclonica going Arian again
02:21She misses it, but she recovers.
02:24Oh!
02:25It's taken down.
02:26A flying headbutt.
02:27Oh, no, she's not looking good down there.
02:29The torpedo headbutt.
02:30It's dizzy.
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35There's a cover.
02:38Two, three, the cover of the kid.
02:41Incredible.
02:44Slam Cornica have been eliminated.
02:48No!
02:49It's a fantastic move, this.
02:51This is an incredible thing.
02:52Just pile driver to the top of the head
02:55and respectfully returning the mask to her face.
02:58And it's desperately trying to revive her partner.
03:03What an exciting turn of events in the event
03:05that we, for legal reasons, are referring to
03:07as the Regal Roughabout.
03:11Time for another team.
03:13Yes!
03:14Come on!
03:15One, two, three, four.
03:18Are you ladies?
03:20Entering the ring now, the single ladies.
03:22Yes!
03:23Amy Glendhill and Harriet Kemsley!
03:25Woo!
03:26Here they come.
03:27Huge fan favourites here in Hammersmith.
03:30The single ladies are in our area.
03:32They look very happy, but I'm not entirely sure they're going to be that happy
03:35when they see what's in the ring waiting for them.
03:37Well...
03:38I think they can charm their way out of it.
03:39They are single ladies.
03:40They can charm their way out of anything.
03:41They are single ladies.
03:42Also, Harriet's dyspraxic.
03:43She took them accidentally, which is trying to avoid them.
03:47Always, Harriet and Amy.
03:49They've started a whole podcast to meet men.
03:51I don't think this is what they had in mind.
03:53They've had worse.
03:54The entrance is going well so far.
03:55They're rolling around quite a bit.
03:56Woo!
03:57The single ladies are ready.
03:58Yes!
03:59What happens now?
04:00Well, I will say it looks like they've turned up for what they think is a double date.
04:15It's a little stand-off here.
04:16Jamie and Harriet just...
04:17Yes.
04:18This is intelligent.
04:19They're going to confuse them first and then squash their heads between their thighs.
04:32This is sexual harassment the funny way round.
04:36Harriet?
04:37Yeah?
04:38Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
04:39Yeah, they're well fit.
04:40No?
04:41No, I don't think this tit-tap's going to hold.
04:42No.
04:43No, I think they're really big and scary.
04:44They're quite scary and big.
04:45Ref?
04:46Is it true that if we pinch someone in this ring, they're eliminated?
04:47I mean, I guess.
04:48We're quite new to it.
04:49We're just trying to meet our boyfriends.
04:50But OK, right.
04:51Why don't we pin it?
04:52Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
04:53Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
04:54Yeah, they're well fit.
04:55No, I'm not.
04:56No, I'm not.
04:57No, I'm not.
04:58No, I'm not.
04:59No, I'm not.
05:00No, I'm not.
05:01No, I'm not.
05:02No, I'm not.
05:03No, I'm not.
05:04No, I'm not.
05:05We're quite new to it.
05:06We're just trying to meet our boyfriends.
05:08But OK, right.
05:09Why don't we pin each other and then we can get out of here?
05:12OK, yeah, let's do that.
05:14Let's do that.
05:15That's OK.
05:16That's what I just said.
05:18Who's going to pin who?
05:20Rock, paper, scissors.
05:22Two, three.
05:23Double paper always wins.
05:26LAUGHTER
05:28You get down slowly, careful you know about your knees.
05:32Get down.
05:33Get full, Amy.
05:34You all right?
05:35Get down.
05:36Obviously, you're doing the splits, Amy.
05:38OK.
05:39So you, I'm going to pin you, OK?
05:41There's another cover.
05:44Two, three.
05:47And a pin full.
05:49They are eliminated, Amy.
05:51They eliminated themselves out of the competition.
05:54Goodness me.
05:55That was like watching a Russian election.
05:57Can you see it?
05:58LAUGHTER
05:59Sometimes, if I just won't do it for you, you do have to do it.
06:03Who can stand in after such a noble sacrifice?
06:10Entering the ring next, the creators of Clash of the Comics!
06:14Hey!
06:15This is exciting.
06:16Max Voltage Oleska and Ivan Wattage-Gonzalez!
06:22Look at the crowd.
06:23Look at the crowd.
06:24A.K.A.
06:25Standing up.
06:26The OGs!
06:29None of us would be here without them.
06:31I might very much be in bed and I don't want to be there.
06:37Whoa!
06:38These are the founders of the Clash of the Comics.
06:40It started as the Wrestling at Edinburgh Free Show.
06:43And like everything that starts in Edinburgh,
06:45it's quickly got out of hand but still managing to be largely unprofitable.
06:49Well, this is exciting to see the two founders of the wrestling together.
06:55I wonder what they're saying.
06:56Can you hear what they're saying to each other?
06:58They're demanding more noise from the crowd!
06:59Oh, right!
07:00Yes, absolutely!
07:01They are getting in, as they should.
07:05Ivan's gone in with that, Max.
07:06He's gone straight in.
07:08Oh, Ivan's gone straight in.
07:09That'll be unwise.
07:10Oh, Ivan's crazy.
07:11Ooh!
07:12Ooh!
07:14He's wibbley.
07:15He's wibbley.
07:16Hey!
07:17Oh!
07:18He's trying himself against a wall of men.
07:20Oh!
07:21Oh!
07:22He's gone in!
07:23And Texas!
07:26Yes!
07:27King to the place!
07:28Ooh!
07:29Ooh!
07:30Ooh!
07:31You think you'd get a grip on about that, Henry?
07:34I think Max just slits down his back.
07:38There's, there was, I will say this,
07:40quite a lot of bottles of baby oil backstage.
07:42It looked like a party round a Diddy's house.
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47Oh, shit!
07:48Oh!
07:49Oh!
07:50Oh!
07:51Max in Ivan cleaning house.
07:52Can they take down Damo?
07:53Damo's roaring!
07:54Ooh!
07:55But he's slow!
07:56Oh!
07:57Oh!
07:58Oh, double legs back together!
07:59Max is actually the UK's, er, youngest professional wrestler.
08:01And that was a trademark move!
08:03Oh!
08:04Oh!
08:05That is incredible!
08:06Yeah!
08:07The crowd are going absolutely hog wild for these two!
08:10Look at this!
08:11Look at this!
08:12It's always a pleasure to see Max in his trademark move!
08:13Look at this!
08:14Oh!
08:15Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:21Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:23Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:26Oh!
08:27Oh!
08:28Oh!
08:29Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:34Mm-hmm!
08:36Oh!
08:38Oh!
08:39Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Yeah, they're going backstage.
08:42Oh, they're going backstage, getting out of Han.
08:45Oh!
08:46The referee's on his own, going in front of them mate!
08:48The regal ruff about has gone al fresco.
08:50This referee is dog shit, I'll say it.
08:52Well the fighters have gone backstage and we have another team about to
08:54into the room!
08:55It's a huge moment in the course of the night, it's one of the oldest and boldest in this competition.
09:06Are you ready, people of the Apollo? Are you ready for the Prince of Mumbai survival?
09:16I make my own announcement!
09:21Oh my gosh, that is doing his stuff, Nish.
09:23Representing Gamblers Anonymous, the Prince of Mumbai, Rishi Ghosh, and the mighty Bullet!
09:42As Ben say, actually, is zero love in the room for these guys?
09:45No.
09:46They've stood to acclaim one of the South Asian community's greatest sons.
09:53It's like the Piers Morgan of wrestling, always being so contrary.
10:00The ultimate contrarian.
10:02We still can't find, oh, here comes Bullet.
10:04Oh, here's Bullet, okay.
10:06That is one big dude.
10:08That's one big bullet.
10:10That is a cannonball, if ever I've seen one.
10:13He's moving deliberately slowly, as if to troll the crowd.
10:16I will say, that looks like one of the most vulnerable old men in here.
10:19And here he comes.
10:21He's looking at people, he's sizing up the crowd.
10:26Some people are shouting stuff at him.
10:28Yeah.
10:29One woman is just holding out her hands to try and touch his glistening torso.
10:33Oh, isn't that?
10:34Good to see you, my fellow bad guy.
10:36That is a scary star.
10:38Yeah.
10:39He called me a prick.
10:41Yeah, he doesn't like this.
10:43Have you met before?
10:44They've rejected you a lot.
10:46That's Bullet.
10:47Bullet looked at you, pointed at you, and said,
10:50Bullet, and then prick.
10:52I'll say this, he may well have seen me do comedy at any point,
10:55and that would explain what his reaction then.
10:58Little Keys will be tired as well.
11:01This is massive.
11:02It looks like an alternate reality, me and Ed Gamble.
11:09Come on, Sarah.
11:11Sarah Key went straight in and straight against the turnbuckle.
11:15Oh.
11:17Oh.
11:18Oh.
11:19Headbutt him.
11:20Headbutt him.
11:21Oh.
11:22Oh.
11:23Oh.
11:24That's a rhino and Sarah Keyworth in the corner there.
11:25And a reversal from Sarah Keyworth.
11:26Oh.
11:27There.
11:28And some fast key words.
11:29The chest of Rishi Ghosh.
11:30Oh.
11:31Oh.
11:32And an eye rake to Sarah Keyworth.
11:34Rishi Ghosh looks mad.
11:36I haven't seen an Asian man this angry since I told my dad I was going into comedy.
11:41Oh.
11:42Oh.
11:43Simon.
11:45So, what's it like that?
11:46It's what wearing a...
11:47Oh.
11:48Yes!
11:49Sarah Keyworth.
11:50Sarah Keyworth must be about one hundredth of the size of bullets.
11:53Well, a mosquito can kill you with malaria.
11:56Let's watch.
11:57This is absolutely true.
11:58Lil Keys here in Michigan.
11:59Whoa.
12:00Look at that.
12:01They did some damage to their partner, but that's a price Keyworth was clearly willing to play.
12:06Oh, there's some, there's some fighting up on the balcony.
12:08Oh, no.
12:09Oh, no.
12:10Oh, no.
12:11What's happening?
12:12What's happening?
12:13There's some fighting up top.
12:14Oh.
12:15The fighting has spilled into the dress circle.
12:17Oh, no.
12:18That's dangerous.
12:19What if someone falls off?
12:20This is...
12:21It's good.
12:22This is bad news for health and safety.
12:24It's being dangled.
12:25It's being dangled like Michael Jackson's baby.
12:27Look, there's Max.
12:28Oh, this is terrible news for everyone except for the dress circle.
12:34People who thought their tickets would entitle them to a bad view.
12:38They go to the top.
12:41People are standing in the circle.
12:43Some people are just coming back with their drinks.
12:46It's really nonplussed.
12:47I respect that.
12:48There's a couple of people filming it on their phones.
12:51We've got fucking cameras.
12:53Oh, there's so much going on here.
13:00I really feel like my ADHD diagnosis is helping me observe what's going on here.
13:04Max and Ivan really not having a great time at the event that they've created.
13:09Oh, God.
13:10You'd think they've got a humiliation kick.
13:13Ivan desperately trying to steal someone's phone.
13:17The referee has got no control of the dress circle here.
13:20Well, we should have got no referees if we knew they were going to spread out.
13:23Oh!
13:24That's a baddie.
13:25That's a baddie.
13:26That's a baddie.
13:27Bullets go down.
13:28The baddies are down.
13:29Oh, Richie's got a kick to the chest.
13:30Keyward and Simon Miller have got a burst of energy.
13:33This is phenomenal.
13:34What's Bullets going to do?
13:35You.
13:36He's saying you.
13:37And then.
13:38That's what he was going to do.
13:40That was a heavy drop for Simon there.
13:46My goodness.
13:51Yeah, come on, Richie.
13:54Little Key's in trouble here.
13:56That's too much.
13:59That's too much.
14:00There's a cover.
14:01One, two, three.
14:02Come on, Keyward.
14:03Yes, Richie!
14:04Elimination for the big strong boys.
14:06The big strong boys have been eliminated.
14:09Bullets send Simon out of the ring.
14:13Asians.
14:14Asians.
14:15Asians.
14:16Asians.
14:17I've put you in a bit of a bite now, haven't I, white people in the Apollo?
14:19Asians.
14:20Asians.
14:21Asians.
14:22Asians.
14:23Coming up, the tag team tornado is reaching its final storm.
14:27It's down to the OG's Max and Ivan and four evil pros.
14:31Plus Phil Wang versus Ed Gamble in the ultimate grudge match.
14:35Grudge match.
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