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00:01I'm a different girl, and I have been ever since the day I met that guy who insists he's a god.
00:23I can still touch things even without my body. That's cool.
00:30Let's go.
01:00Thank you so much for watching.
02:30I'm so sleepy all the time.
02:49I hate it.
02:52I've been feeling like this ever since the incident with the bus.
02:59And it's more than just drowsy spells.
03:01The forecast says it's going to snow today.
03:09Cold snow.
03:09Oh, man.
03:10That's no fun.
03:12Snow.
03:12Cold snow.
03:13Well, come on.
03:17Let's go.
03:17You're going to be late.
03:18Oh, right.
03:23Nobody else can see what I see.
03:25It's a being that dwells beyond normal people's sight.
03:29A phantom.
03:30Let's go.
03:31What's so special about me that I can see them now?
03:36Hello.
03:36Wake up, sleeping beauty.
03:40Wow, again?
03:41This is crazy.
03:43Totally.
03:43I bet this insta-snooze trick of hers comes in handy sometimes, though.
03:47So she's a closet martial arts nerd and a narcoleptic.
03:52That's a combination you don't see every day, huh?
03:54No kidding.
03:56We should warn her her panty show when this happens.
03:58Yeah.
03:59That way she can wear something appropriate.
04:01Something nondescript would work best.
04:03Nah, something that's super cute.
04:04This is all so strange.
04:09Even so.
04:16It does have its moments.
04:19Whee!
04:20I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a pretty fly bird.
04:23Look at me, I'm a bird.
04:34I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird.
05:04I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird.
05:15They're mostly invisible.
05:17The only ones who can see them are young children, animals,
05:21and of course, those of us who roam the divide between the near and far shores.
05:28a black haze in the distance so that's a storm an area thick of despair that attracts all kinds
05:45of phantoms it gives me the creeps iato told me a little about phantoms they possess people and
05:52then those people lose all hope and spiral out of control ah hello there nice to talk to you again
06:06what can i do for you don't give me that you said you'd help with the phantoms in the tail and
06:12everything ah yeah i know i know i'll get to it eventually could you be more specific exactly
06:18how long is eventually it's been two weeks look some unexpected stuff came up recently stuff i
06:24have to deal with before i can even think about doing anything else so i can't get to you quite yet
06:29be straight with me are you really a god or not you doubt me don't i'm the real deal do you know
06:37any humans who can do that trick you should be in awe of my magnificence you're wearing a track suit
06:43and a weird bib around your neck that isn't really an awe-inspiring outfit you shouldn't judge
06:49people by the clothing they wear didn't your parents ever teach you that lesson and it's not a bib it's
06:54a fluffy fluff scarf fluffy fluff scarf did you see that girl over there she's talking to herself don't
07:01stare she probably isn't right in the head explain something to me what's the difference between you
07:08phantoms huh i mean you have things in common you're invisible to most people and the same
07:14thing goes for phantoms doesn't it unlike them i'm actually from the far shore i wasn't born from
07:21a human being i'm a god of war born from a wish yeah yeah between the two of us i'd say you're more
07:28like a phantom huh not again i didn't even notice it happening hey here it goes this isn't a joke you
07:37jerk in all seriousness this bare form of yours isn't safe at all you should be careful a living phantom
07:45makes a very tempting target they will come for you they'll come eager to corrupt your soul and consume
07:53it and once you're possessed by a phantom you lose who you are you'll cross lines that shouldn't be
07:59crossed and you won't even hesitate because what you'll find beyond may be a living hell but it's a
08:07pleasurable one well when you put it that way would you fix me already i remember our contract don't
08:16worry you paid your five yen piece and it's not refundable yeah it's my money now i'm sitting
08:24up for a shrine that's nice and big by the station with a wife and a separate bathroom yes the shrine
08:32just for me how is this lord yato am i massaging your right leg to your liking what about your
08:40neck leg lord yato ah most agreeable
08:44ah i am yato an almighty god of war now then go forth and pick out the peanuts from a bag of mixed
08:57nuts for me yes as you wish sir oh yeah i like that so anyway when will you get to my job
09:07huh soon enough i told you to sit tight didn't i you've been telling me that since last week i'm
09:14sick of waiting oh last week huh well here's a proposition then call me lord yato it'll show
09:21some respect do that for an entire week and i'll consider starting your job i mean seriously who calls
09:27a god by his first name anyway i could call you something else fine the truth is i'm not at 100
09:34percent right now i can't take on a big job not until i find a regalia okay and what exactly is a
09:41regalia regalias are tools they serve as weapons for gods when i have a regalia i can cut down anything
09:50oh so that's why you're completely useless right now so you used to have a regalia then did you lose
09:58it what lose a regalia no she quit i fired her regalias are people well they're spirits oh really
10:14hello thank you for calling delivery god yato i'm fast and affordable need help you say i'll be right
10:20there wait wait i do not like that guy i got everything i need why should i bother getting
10:31some dumb job i don't need work my parents support me do you see them those are lazy bums scary aren't
10:40that's it he's one of those lazy bums that mother was always warning me about
10:44but what now it's not like i have anybody else to turn to what should i do
10:55your fist will guide you pave your own way that's it i'll listen to the great tono
11:01he's right i can't rely on others for everything i gotta take matters into my own hands
11:06i've got it if he needs a regalia i'll find him one
11:18excuse me what would you think about being a regalia for a guy named yato
11:24excuse me hello there
11:36a storm
11:48there are a ton of spirits in there i bet at least one will hear me out
11:52wow never seen that trick before are you using toilet paper yep if you stick it on the wall like
12:09this you can get all the mold off without having a drip everywhere to be really thorough i'd leave it
12:14for half a day before rinsing it off man you really are a pro aren't you a pro i appreciate
12:21you coming over so quickly too maybe i'll become a repeat customer please that would be great well
12:29i'll leave you to it oh by the way do you have an old toothbrush i could use say what it's what you
12:36need for mold that's particularly thick like it is here
12:38you did a great job kid i just called you in for a leaky faucet but this place has never been cleaner
12:53thanks i feel bad just paying five yen i know here's a tip
13:02oh man some god of war i am how pathetic
13:06i spent my day repairing a leaky pipe and cleaning up mold for chump change
13:17now that's tasty at least i got a drink out of it huh
13:22well i'm already here i might as well crash at old tengene's place
13:26just like business is booming for him
13:28how's it go again you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave or something
13:39looks like it's especially stormy out tonight huh
13:41so that he already girl's job request what am i gonna do about
13:59who's calling now oh great her again this is really getting old
14:05yeah hello what can i do for you hyori hey sorry to bother you this late but uh i've got something
14:17i i think i found a regalia for you actually huh what are you talking about well here he is what do you
14:26think of him
14:35what do you think of him
14:40you thought that could be a regalia sure why wouldn't i you did tell me that regalias were spirits
14:45that's an ordinary old phantom a twisted ball of emotions and curses can't you tell that much
14:50well yes actually that's what i thought when i first spotted it too
14:56but then i remembered what you said earlier about not making judgments based on how things first
15:00disappear this is how you chose to apply that lesson you've got awesome timing
15:04oh yeah that's right i forgot i'm actually a halfway decent fighter in this form
15:28it's okay i'm fine i can take care of this guy myself hey there ugly come and get me
15:41uh
15:45oh
15:51oh
15:55oh
15:57oh
15:59oh
16:01oh
16:04Come on!
16:23Hey, what happened?
16:25Your hand really isn't looking so good.
16:27Are you...
16:28I'm fine. Don't touch me.
16:30Or it'll blight you too.
16:31What do you mean?
16:33A blight is a kind of defilement.
16:35One that can spread.
16:37Unless you exercise it or cleanse it,
16:40it'll stay there and eat away at you.
16:44Smell.
16:45No.
16:46Also, we need to talk about your backside.
16:49What?
16:50That thing ain't a tail.
16:51It connects your physical and ethereal forms.
16:54Like a lifeline.
16:56Oh.
16:56No.
16:57Smell.
16:58If something happens to sever it...
17:01And you'll die!
17:08No way!
17:09You mean I'm not wireless?
17:10That's not cool!
17:12That's your worry?
17:13Listen, human.
17:14You're out of your league trying to fight that phantom.
17:17Don't do anything like that again!
17:19But you said yourself that you can't do anything without a regalia, right?
17:22Back off!
17:23I've been trying to find one, okay?
17:25I have to...
17:27A young boy.
17:36Not so young.
17:37Looks to be in his teens, I'd say.
17:39A difficult enough age for anybody.
17:45Smells nice!
17:47Ayato!
17:48I think he'll do.
17:51Smells nice!
17:52Spirit, you are lost and adrift.
18:09You have nowhere to go and nowhere to return to.
18:11Thus, I grant you a place to belong.
18:13My name is Yato.
18:16Bearing two names, you shall remain here.
18:19With these names, I make thee my servant.
18:23With these names, I use my life to make thee a regalia fit to be wielded by a god.
18:28Thou art Yuki!
18:30A regalia Seki!
18:32Come, Seki!
18:33I'm sorry!
19:00I'm sorry!
19:03And you shall vanish.
19:27Yato!
19:29Yato!
19:32This is the land of the rising sun.
19:35Your desecration shall not be allowed.
19:38Hear me, I am the god Yato.
19:41I now lay thee waste with the seki and expel thy vast defilement.
19:46I cleanse thee!
19:48Run!
20:02That's so...
20:22Wait, was... he just crying?
20:25I found my body and brought it back!
20:34It's so cold, what are you doing?
20:37I have to cleanse the blight from my hand.
20:44So all it takes is a little water?!
20:47This day wasn't a total waste after all.
20:50It's a lucky thing we ran into an uncorrupted spirit.
20:54Really lucky. The plate's the perfect length.
20:58Wow, so that's a regalia.
21:01Cool!
21:03It looks sharp and shiny, which I'm guessing is good.
21:06Sure is. Name's Yuki.
21:09Or less formally, Yuki-nei.
21:15Whoa!
21:21It became a boy!
21:24Yuki-nei.
21:28I'm Yato.
21:30I'm your master now.
21:32I summoned you here from the far shore, to be my regalia.
21:36You will remain by my side.
21:38You need not return from whence you came.
21:41Take this.
21:43Go on. You've nothing to fear.
21:46I don't want a stinky tracksuit.
21:47What?
21:48Um...
21:49Well...
21:50Take this!
21:51It's cold out here.
21:52Can we get inside already?
21:55Hey, you hear me?
21:57Hey, you hear me?
21:58Hey, you hear me?
21:59Hey, you hear me?
22:00Hey, you hear me?
22:05Hey, you hear me?
22:06Hey, you hear me?
22:11Hey, you hear me?
22:12Hey, you hear me?
22:13Hey, you hear me?
22:18Bye, you hear me?
22:19Well, let's love you!
22:42You are a little bit of a heart
22:48You can't hurt anything
22:53You're looking at the world
22:58Your eyes are reddened
23:01I'm here
23:03Someone laughed
23:08So I'm going to say that
23:11I will bring you back to that境界線
23:14That's it
23:16I will bring you back that hand
23:22I will bring you back
23:30If you can't say it
23:34Your hand is strong
23:39Don't leave me
23:41You are not alone
23:49I want to do it
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