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00:01Man, tests really suck.
00:05I have to ace this.
00:07I just want to get out of this place.
00:09Should have studied harder.
00:11Look at her. Does she think she's too cool for us?
00:14I just need to pass.
00:16You're a loser. Nobody cares about you.
00:18She's not wearing a mask.
00:20She misses a little bit of school and now she's getting all the special treatment.
00:23Please.
00:25Pathetic.
00:26Why does she even bother living? It's just a waste of space.
00:30You really do suck.
00:38Help me.
00:39Oh God, please help me.
00:44Payment received.
00:47You have made a wish and it's been heard loud and clear.
00:50Uh, does this phantom seem especially large to you?
00:53It is exam season. Everyone's on edge.
00:56But with you I can take this thing easily.
00:58Ready to go, Tomine?
01:00I'm ready when you are.
01:03All right then. Let's do it.
01:11Hey there, fish base. How you doing?
01:13This is the land of the rising sun. Your desecration shall not be allowed.
01:30I now lay thee waste with the hunky and expel thy vast defilement.
01:35Rent!
01:47Bye now.
01:48That the best you can do didn't even break a sweat.
02:00Hey Yato, aren't you forgetting something?
02:03Oh.
02:05Revert, Tomine.
02:06Whew.
02:07Didn't break a sweat, huh?
02:09Show some respect! I'm your master!
02:18Actually, we need to talk about that.
02:20Huh?
02:21I'm quitting. I won't be your regalia anymore.
02:24Uh, you're just kidding, right? It's only been like three months.
02:27He's got like three years! I can't take it anymore!
02:29Living like a vagrant with a minor god who doesn't even have his own tribe!
02:33I can't do it!
02:34Noooo!
02:36Uh...
02:38Hey, shouldn't I be the one who's crying here?
02:43Fine! Stop wailing already! I can take a hint!
02:49It's over. I hereby release you.
02:55That's so much better.
02:57And just so you know, the usual practice is to give at least a full month's notice before you quit.
03:01It's common courtesy.
03:03As if you deserve any courtesy. Later, loser!
03:05Yeah! You're just an aimless drifter in a tracksuit.
03:08Oh yeah, so it's like that!
03:09It's plain being a god!
03:10You don't dare come crawling back once I hit it big!
03:12Bye!
03:14Just you wait and see! Soon enough I'll have 120 million worshippers and all the other gods will envy me!
03:20You ungrateful wretch!
03:35But I'm still going to monitor and list my получилось through for a moment
03:38But you should beユニコ…
03:39It's okay, so you might need that warmth!
03:40Is to try to let me come down to a lot of difficulty.
03:42But there, lining up your feet inside the streets and intentions mês that now that the Cecilis says you might have looked up
03:56Of course there's some imbalance here.
03:58And here in the Hiteons' learn how to praise the fucking things!
04:00Of course I overcame me!
05:02Ah, my neck.
05:05This is getting old.
05:09Pretty meager savings.
05:10I'll never have a shrine, will I?
05:12Oh, well.
05:13Finding a new regalia comes first.
05:16God or not, without a regalia, I'm unarmed.
05:18No, worse than that, I'm essentially naked.
05:21I can't go out on any jobs like this.
05:23Of course, it's not like I've got a ton of work anyway.
05:32Hello there, and thank you for calling.
05:34Fast and affordable, delivery god Yato at your service.
05:39Huh?
05:39My lord has gone missing?
05:42That's awful.
05:48My lord, huh?
05:49That's quite a name.
05:51Some people are really weird about their pets.
05:53I guess my lord is better than my god, right?
05:56Cute cat, though.
05:58Ami here's no better than these people.
06:00She named her dog after Zinni's leader.
06:01What's so bad about that?
06:03Sheen is totally the love of my life.
06:05Oh, whatever.
06:05I'm all about the hundred arch fiends.
06:07I don't understand how you can like that stuff.
06:09Yeah, but I don't understand how you can like that stuff.
06:09Yeah, but I don't understand how you can like that stuff.
06:10Lord, where are you?
06:11Here, kitty!
06:12Zinni's is my god.
06:13The hundred arch fiends are obviously more godlike.
06:15Kaki Yato!
06:17Well, which do you think is more godlike, Kiyori?
06:21Want to see the man I worship?
06:23We've entered the final round of the showdown of the century, folks.
06:27The fighters are certainly against...
06:29Look at that!
06:30He goes for the leg!
06:30How will Toto respond?
06:40There it is!
06:41It's Captain Chunko Samba Technic!
06:44Sorry, obviously you were the wrong person to ask about this.
06:47I didn't know you liked martial arts.
06:49Are you a closet fan?
06:50Well, I wouldn't say I'm a closet fan, exactly.
06:53You haven't told your parents, right?
06:55Uh, no.
06:56I'm fairly certain my mom's head would explode
06:58if she found out I'm into this stuff.
06:59Oh, my!
07:00What a crude hobby!
07:01You bring dishonor on the Iki family name
07:03with such unladylike pursuits!
07:05Honestly, dear!
07:06Don't you want to meet a suitable husband?
07:07Yeah, Kiki!
07:08Stop it!
07:09That's plain freaky!
07:10You two sound just like her!
07:12Anyway, Hiori,
07:13are there any guys you do like?
07:15Besides Tono, of course.
07:17Yeah, like someone closer to our age
07:19who isn't a famous fighter?
07:20Uh-huh.
07:21Well, um, someone I like.
07:24Let's see.
07:27No, I don't think there is anybody.
07:28There you are!
07:45Hey! No! Come back! Don't you run off!
07:52My lord, wait!
08:06Hiyori!
08:09Hey, what happened? A girl jumped in front of that bus.
08:15Running into the street like that, what kind of an idiot are you?
08:20You realize you could have been killed?
08:22Oh, Heya, aren't you missing something?
08:25Hiyori! Hiyori! Can you hear me? Hiyori! Say something!
08:30Is she still breathing?
08:31I called for an ambulance.
08:42Hiyori! Please be okay!
08:44Hiyori!
08:48Her eyes are opening!
08:50Thank goodness you're awake. We were so worried.
08:52How do you feel? Are you in pain?
08:54Don't just stand there, dear. Examine her.
08:56Oh, of course.
09:03Good. Everything looks normal.
09:04Unbelievable!
09:07So I'm okay, Dad?
09:09Well, your CAT scan looks just fine, and your EEG appears normal, too.
09:13Considering you were hit by a bus, it's a miracle you only wound up with a few scratches.
09:17A bus hit me?
09:18Whatever the tests say, I'm still worried.
09:20If anything should happen to our precious Hiyori, we should keep her here for observation. It is our hospital.
09:26Come now, dear. There's a list of patients waiting to be admitted.
09:30Even so.
09:32What about the other guy? What happened to him?
09:35Huh?
09:36Yeah, another person. I think I saw someone.
09:39What? Nobody else was there, though. Hiyori was just suddenly lying in the street.
09:44Are you sure?
09:45You've been through a trauma. Maybe your memory's still a bit hazy.
09:49I'm sure there was somebody there.
09:54Oh, my poor dear. You must be exhausted. Why don't you get some rest?
10:00He was there. He was, I'm sure of it. And there's more. I remember another me. Like I was outside my body.
10:12What if...
10:29Ah!
10:31I don't want him dying.
10:32Not really.
10:33No, I get to leave. I'm Across.
10:36I'm Zoom.
10:38It hurts. It hurts so much. Please, just make it stop hurting.
10:48We can leave when you're all better, okay?
10:50These voices, what are they?
10:56It hurts.
10:57Mommy, it hurts.
10:58It's homeless.
11:08You hear the voices of the Far Shore?
11:20Doesn't look like you got hurt too bad, huh?
11:24The guy from earlier.
11:26Thanks for that, by the way.
11:27Of course, I didn't need help avoiding that bus.
11:31But no human has ever tried to save me before.
11:35I don't get it. Who are you?
11:38That's easy. I'm a god.
11:43Hello, police. There's an intruder in my hospital room.
11:46I think he might be crazy. He said he's a god.
11:47Wait, hang up the phone. I'm not crazy.
11:49I really am one of the gods, okay?
11:52I am the god Yato.
11:54A god called Yato?
11:57What are you playing at? I've never heard of that god.
12:00Not once in my whole life.
12:04Well, that's understandable.
12:05I'm still what you might call an up-and-comer.
12:07But just wait. Before much longer, the whole world will know my name.
12:13I'll be mega-famous, the go-to god, the god that everybody prays to.
12:18Awesome, aren't I?
12:21He-ho! He-ho! He-ho! He-ho! He-ho! He-ho!
12:25I'll be the highest god in the land. Me, Yato!
12:28It's gonna be real stormy tonight.
12:42This place is already crawling with them.
12:44And I'm regalia-less, so I can't stick around.
12:47I guess somebody else is already using nori tonight.
12:50Hey, that's one of my get-well gifts!
12:52By the way, what's your name?
12:54Uh, it's Hiyori. Hiyori Iki.
12:58Hmm. Hiyori Iki, huh?
13:02I came to make sure you're okay, and you seem to be just fine.
13:05So, we're even now.
13:06Huh?
13:06See ya!
13:10Wait!
13:16My body feels so heavy.
13:20Can't stay awake.
13:22Yato.
13:29Hiyori!
13:30Amiyama!
13:32Hey, you guys!
13:33So, you're all healed up then?
13:34Yep.
13:35You scared us. Glad you didn't die or anything.
13:37I'll try never to do it again, I swear.
13:39Yeah, stay away from buses from now on,
13:41or you'll see my version of a jungle savate.
13:44I bet you wouldn't mind a good smack from her dear Tono.
13:46You're probably right.
13:49Whoa, hey! Easy there!
13:51Whoops. I'm sorry.
13:52I've just started getting these sudden attacks of drowsiness.
13:55Huh?
13:55Don't stay up so late playing video games.
14:02I don't know.
14:03Maybe it was just a dream.
14:08It felt so real.
14:10That night in the hospital,
14:11I could have sworn I met somebody.
14:20Tracksuits.
14:20You sure you're okay, Yori?
14:23Yeah, what's going on?
14:24You've been kind of out of it all day.
14:26Sorry.
14:27Like I said before, I'm just sleepy.
14:29Maybe you should still be in the hospital.
14:31It hasn't been long since the accident.
14:35What is it?
14:36Why'd you stop?
14:40Hmm?
14:40Oh, that cat again?
14:46That's right.
14:48That day,
14:49there was some strange guy in a tracksuit,
14:52chasing a cat.
14:53My lord, where are you?
14:58I'm sorry, you guys.
15:00Go on without me.
15:01Huh?
15:02I shall stay.
15:04I must endeavor to locate my lord forthwith.
15:07What?
15:07Come here, my lord.
15:11Who's a good kitty?
15:14That's not him.
15:16Not there either.
15:18My lord, where are you hiding?
15:20If I can just find the cat,
15:23maybe it'll trigger a buried memory.
15:25My lord, here, boy.
15:26Come on out, kitty.
15:27Kitty.
15:28I feel so sleepy again.
15:42What is that strange smell?
15:49My lord!
15:50Come on out now, kitty.
15:52Come on, I've got some nice catnip for you.
15:58Better find him fast.
16:01It's getting stormy up.
16:08My lord!
16:10Hold on, just stay there.
16:12There's no need to run.
16:17What's the matter, boy?
16:20Smell spice!
16:26Smell spice!
16:28Smell spice!
16:29Smell spice!
16:30Smell spice!
16:31Smell spice!
16:32Smell spice!
16:33Smell spice!
16:40Just small ones, but there are too many of them.
16:42The numbers aren't on my side here!
16:46You provoked them, didn't you?
16:47Just like a cat!
16:48You provoked them, didn't you?
16:49Just like a cat!
16:50Lord, you know what they say about curiosity of cats, don't you?
16:52Smell spice!
16:53No!
16:55Smell spice!
16:56pull up!
16:56Smooth, nice.
17:05In you go.
17:14Not a good that did.
17:16Punky, come!
17:20Oh crap, I forgot I don't have a regalia.
17:26There's the chick again!
17:34What is that thing?
17:42You want a piece of me?
17:44You idiot, don't!
17:45Ahhh!
17:53Let's go, jungle!
17:55Samba!
17:56Ahhh!
18:07Whoa, it worked!
18:09The Great Tono has blessed me with a fraction of his mighty power!
18:13I'll be your devoted follower forever, my lord!
18:15No!
18:19I think we finally lost it.
18:21I think we finally lost it.
18:25This girl saved me again.
18:27I can't freakin' believe it.
18:29I'm glad I was able to track you down, Yato.
18:30I had a lot of questions to ask, you know.
18:31But you just suddenly ran off on me.
18:32No dodging my questions this time.
18:33I want some straight answers.
18:34Uh, sorry.
18:35But your soul?
18:36It slipped out.
18:37What?
18:38What?
18:39Huh?
18:40Huh?
18:41If you want your body, it's back over there.
18:42What?
18:43How's that possible?
18:44What happened?
18:45Does this mean that I'm-
18:46Huh?
18:47This girl saved me again.
18:48This girl saved me again.
18:49I can't freakin' believe it.
18:50I'm glad I was able to track you down, Yato.
18:51I had a lot of questions to ask, you know.
18:52But you just suddenly ran off on me.
18:53No dodging my questions this time.
18:54I want some straight answers.
18:55Uh, sorry.
18:56But your soul?
18:57It slipped out.
18:58What?
18:59Huh?
19:00If you want your body, it's back over there.
19:03What?
19:04How's that possible?
19:05What happened?
19:06Does this mean that I'm dead?
19:09That's not it exactly.
19:11It's more like your body's just taking a nap.
19:25Look what you've done.
19:26I thought black cats were supposed to be unlucky.
19:33I'll hand out flyers and look around some more tomorrow.
19:36Okay?
19:37Don't worry, sweetie.
19:38I'm sure I'll turn up.
19:47Hello?
19:52You came home!
19:53Mom, it's the Lord!
19:56He came back!
19:59Can you believe it?
20:00My wish really came true!
20:02Thanks, Yato.
20:03You're the best ever!
20:08That smells nice.
20:12Hey!
20:13What are you doing?
20:14Let me down, you creep!
20:16I'm not a creep!
20:17I'm a god!
20:18Yeah, about that.
20:19Why do I have a...
20:21Hey!
20:22It's gone!
20:23I swear I had a tail!
20:25Was it all a dream?
20:27That has to be it!
20:29What's going on with me?
20:31I don't understand any of this.
20:34It must be a result of the accident.
20:37There's the near shore, where the living reside.
20:40Then there's the far shore.
20:42Somehow or other, you've wound up in the divide between them.
20:46The near shore and the far shore?
20:48Yeah.
20:49As for the far shore, what would you humans call it?
20:52The afterlife, I guess.
20:53The afterlife, I guess.
20:54See, you're still technically alive.
20:58But you're also a phantom.
20:59What's a phantom?
21:01Basically, they're incarnations of emotional energy.
21:04They possess people and cause a lot of trouble.
21:09So that giant frog earlier, that was one of these phantoms?
21:11Yeah, that's right.
21:13You mean I'm like that thing?
21:15Well, no. Not exactly like it.
21:17Actually, I'd describe you more as on the fence.
21:20And that means what?
21:21All this is way over my head.
21:24Well, for one thing, you probably lose your body a lot.
21:29Okay, and how do I make that stop?
21:32Well, I'm not sure you can.
21:34This is just the way you are now.
21:36Best accept it.
21:37Accept it?
21:38I can't live like this. It's not fair. Turn me back.
21:41You keep on saying you're a god, right?
21:43So help me.
21:44Alright. Pay up.
21:46Gods charge money now?
21:48Course we do.
21:49Nobody's gonna grant a wish for nothing.
21:51This is the going rate for one wish.
21:53What? $550,000?
21:55I can't afford that much.
21:57Stupid mortal. I am a god, you know.
22:00And what do you offer when you petition the gods?
22:02That's right, a five-yen coin!
22:03Dead coin!
22:07What? Five?
22:09Uh, okay.
22:14You have made a wish.
22:16And it's been heard loud and clear.
22:19Hiyori Iki.
22:21Thus is it done.
22:23May our fates intertwine.
22:25Five!
22:26Two!
22:27A six- 표1 Line!
22:29As as as as.
22:30If you hand what you do...
22:34You'll call me!
22:35Say,
22:38It's WORK.
22:39Yay!
22:47A seven-year- contrib prevailing.
23:20Oh
23:50Oh
23:58Step one in operation make Yato a major god come up with a new chant for litter bearers
24:03Why won't the regular old heave-ho work instead of heave-ho let's go with yahoo next time on noragami
24:09Snow like remember, it's yahoo yato
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