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00:00Here, Lord Yato! Will you say it, please?
00:03Ha! It is done. May our fates intertwine.
00:13Whoo! Man! Nothing beats a cup of sake after a long day at work!
00:19All these people! You have so many worshippers, my lord!
00:22The streets are just filled with Yato-ites!
00:26About time. I knew the world would catch up with me eventually.
00:30Still, there is a certain emptiness to having your ambition fulfilled.
00:34The top is a lonely place to be.
00:36Nobody understands how it chills my heart.
00:40Oh, Lord Yato!
00:42I'm so very cold! Won't someone come along to warm this frozen heart of mine?
00:46I will! Let me know me, Lord Yato!
00:49Hey, take it easy now. There's plenty of Lord Yato to go around.
01:00Oh, just shut up!
01:01Shut up!
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02:40Hey! This looks great! Thanks!
02:42Eat all you want, but in exchange I expect you to stop dodging me and finally listen to my request
02:47This is my favorite score!
02:48Are you even listening? You aren't, are you?
02:51I'm tired. I barely got any rest thanks to Mr. Toxinous sleep over here. Is that a normal thing for you?
02:59That dream was something special. Please, like there'll ever be Yatawites. Yeah, you'll never get any followers dressing like that. No one wants to worship a slob.
03:09Especially girls. No girl would ever think that's cool. Excuse me? I mean, I wouldn't even give you so much as a handshake.
03:15You know, right? His hands are always sweaty. It's really gross.
03:19I think it's time for me to show you what a god is capable of. It is fated to happen. My dream will become real. And do you know why?
03:37Cause I bought this baby! What's a little pot gonna do?
03:41It's not just any pot. I got it from a lady in town who ripped my palm and declared she would sell it to me and no one else.
03:47All I have to do is chat happy, happy, cool, cool, happy, happy, cool, cool every day while I rub it back in 14.
03:52Can you believe her?
03:54And this will make me rich if I place it on a west-facing wall. And this bracelet will help me build the home of my dreams.
04:00And this pyramid is guaranteed to boost my test scores. With all these charms, wishes I didn't even know I had will come true.
04:06I'll be happy, happy, cool, cool.
04:11Heads up, Yoni!
04:16Jungle Tornado!
04:25Try doing some work instead!
04:27It's not my fault things have been slow. I want to work, but I'm not getting any job calls. No calls, no work.
04:33You know, I've been thinking about what you said. How gods and regalias are together in mind and body.
04:41You were lucky to find such a great regalia. Don't you think it's time to clean up your act a little?
04:50Pull yourself together. Yukine's counting on you now.
04:53Get up, Yoni. Go get your body.
05:02Huh?
05:04There's somebody I want to introduce you to.
05:09Uh...
05:23Why'd we come here?
05:35Kofku?
05:36Anyone here?
05:37Hey!
05:38Long time no see, huh?
05:39Yeti!
05:40So who do you think she is, anyway?
05:41And the way they're greeting each other, you'd think that? No way. That'd be impossible.
05:57Guys, this is Kofku.
06:00She's my girlfriend. Nice, huh?
06:03Yoni and I go way, way back. Nice to meet you.
06:07Girlfriend, no way!
06:09She's a hottie!
06:11Anyway, I've got a favor to ask you, my dear.
06:14I'll do anything you want, you know that.
06:16Here's the deal. I recently made this kid into a regalia, which is great, but works kind of scarce lately, you know?
06:22It breaks my heart. I'd like to get him a hot meal in this weather, but how can I when I haven't even been able to provide shelter for him yet?
06:31I think that's the saddest story I've ever heard. Don't worry, I'll help you out. Let me see what I have here.
06:37There. Do you think this will be enough?
06:41You're a lifesaver. A real sweetheart. That's what you are, baby.
06:45Aw, do you really mean it? I love it when you talk to me that way.
06:48All right, time to hit the pachinko parlor!
06:51I'll come with you!
06:52What a great ace scumbag.
06:54You dirty bastard!
07:01What have I told you, huh?
07:03Keep your hands off, my lady, or I will end you!
07:06Whoa, it's an affair!
07:07You hear me, you rotten, stinking little punk!
07:10No! You gentlemen don't need to fight over to alone me!
07:13I'm Kofku Ebisu's regalia. In weapon form, the name's Koku. As a person, I'm Daikoku.
07:24Oh god, this is cool! Ebisu's a pretty big name, right?
07:28Yeah, one of the seven gods of fortune. Sure looks different in person, doesn't she?
07:34What are you talking about over there?
07:36Oh, nothing really! Just about how cute of a couple you are, that's all!
07:41Couple?
07:43Well, yeah, I mean, the two of you are married, aren't you?
07:45Of course not.
07:46Huh? But what you called goddess Ebisu earlier!
07:48We're casual here, Kofku's fine.
07:52It's just that before, you called Kofku your lady.
07:55A lady, like a title. As in, she's my goddess. Aren't ya?
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59I wonder what my tea leaves will say.
08:01Cleaning tea leaves is a bogus practice.
08:04What are you staring at? Was there something you wanted to say to me?
08:08No! No, no, there's nothing at all we'd like to say, sir!
08:11Be careful. Don't look that guy in the eyes.
08:15Doing that can be dangerous. You might never get away, despite his tough exterior.
08:21He has a thing for kids like you!
08:25Don't say it like that! You make me sound sick!
08:35Don't get the wrong idea, okay? My Daikoku loves kids.
08:39That's all Yachi meant. Daikoku cares about children.
08:42He could do nothing but sit and watch them play all day long.
08:45You see what you did there? Now I'm starting to sound creepy again.
08:49Now, let's talk, kid.
08:51Quit it! Don't be ridiculous!
08:54Alright, boy. You're a regalia? What's your name?
08:58Y-Yuki-nei.
09:00Been a regalia long?
09:02No, sir. Not long at all. I just started, actually.
09:06Hm. I see. Young for such a responsibility.
09:16Do you think he's too young?
09:18Too young?
09:19What about you?
09:20Oh, sorry?
09:21Do you have a name?
09:22Yes, I'm Hiyori Iki.
09:24Oh! I'll just call you Yori, okay?
09:27That's fine.
09:28You seem like you're just a regular human girl, Yori.
09:31What's your relationship to Yati?
09:33What relationship?
09:34I don't even care about the jerk.
09:36Come on, now! Why do you look so upset?
09:41What's wrong? Tell me! Tell me!
09:43Stop!
09:44I'm very sorry. My lady can be crazy sometimes.
09:48You're a B-cup, aren't you? I can tell!
09:50She looks so happy like that, doesn't she?
09:52She just loves meeting new people.
09:56So, anyway, life good with Yato?
10:00Sounds about right.
10:01He's not much of a people person, huh?
10:03I really want to change jobs.
10:05Well, do it then!
10:06Could I work here?
10:08My lady doesn't need anybody's help but mine.
10:11Of course not!
10:12Hey, would you like some advice, Yuki?
10:15Yuki?
10:16You should really be careful.
10:17Yati and I are close and all, but I've heard some nasty rumors about him before.
10:23Rumors? Like what?
10:24Trust me, despite how he might look, he's a scary god.
10:30Well, stop that. There's no need to frighten him.
10:35Time to go! I gotta call for some work!
10:38Come on, Yuki!
10:39We're busy, man!
10:40Hey, aren't you gonna wait for me?!
10:42Thanks for having us, sorry!
10:45Aww!
10:47Leaving already? But you just got here!
10:54Yato, what were you up to bringing those two here?
11:03Mom, I'm sorry.
11:06I hope you'll forgive me someday.
11:07Thanks for calling the delivery god!
11:09Yato, at your service!
11:16You pushed him, Yato!
11:18My bad!
11:19Hey, I didn't jump. I fell?
11:25Incredible. Everything goes wrong for me, even this.
11:29No need to despair.
11:30Hello, sir.
11:31Are you sick of the daily grind, depressed about your love life?
11:34Hi there, ma'am.
11:35Having trouble balancing your career and your family?
11:38What's that, kids?
11:39There's some bullies in your class that need to be taken down a notch or two?
11:42Well, good news! I can solve any problem, big or small!
11:45That's right, I'm fast and affordable!
11:47I'm the delivery god, Yato!
11:50Call anytime, ladies and...
11:53What was that for?
11:54It's a self-promotion! It's save us already!
11:56Handwritten, huh?
11:58Oh, I'm sorry, I should introduce myself as well.
12:00Here's my card, or what used to be my card.
12:02Is everyone here crazy?
12:04Ah, let me see here.
12:05So it looks like you work at an ad agency.
12:07Or did.
12:08That's right.
12:09However, the company recently went bankrupt.
12:12That's why I'm here now.
12:13I didn't know what else to do.
12:14I wanted to call my parents to apologize for doing this.
12:19But I guess I accidentally dialed your number instead.
12:22That explains a hang-up, then!
12:24I mean, anyway!
12:25The hand of fate is clear in this.
12:27Start from the beginning.
12:28How did this happen?
12:29Maybe you should start by saving him!
12:31Well, I suppose it all began last winter.
12:33You're doing this now?!
12:35I happened to come across a young woman.
12:40I couldn't take my eyes off of her.
12:43Hey! Why are we using my face for this?!
12:45You just popped into my head, I guess, because you're right here. Sorry.
12:48Stripes, huh? I wouldn't have guessed that.
12:50Ugh!
12:52Thinking she might be a runaway, I offered to take her to find some help.
12:55You must be really hungry, huh?
13:00You want something to eat? We can take care of that.
13:03No thanks.
13:04I'm not allowed to go out to eat.
13:07It's a strict rule, I'd be scared to break it.
13:10Although I do sometimes sneak out into town anyway, I can't help it.
13:14The poor girl. I could tell she was living in a very controlling household.
13:21She was barely even allowed outside, like a lovely bird trapped in a cage.
13:30You could stand a change of pace, so where would you like to go?
13:37And that's it. That's how we first started dating.
13:40It was the happiest time of my life.
13:45I'm gonna vomit!
13:46This guy takes advantage of vulnerable young women!
13:48Someone call the police!
13:50It wasn't like that! I care deeply for her!
13:52I never did anything indecent, I swear on my life!
13:54I don't believe you, you perv!
13:57Anyway, I came to enjoy spoiling her.
14:00What do you think?
14:03It looks fantastic on you.
14:04Promise?
14:06You really don't mind buying all this for me?
14:08Well, everything looks so good on you.
14:11Of course I'm broke until I get paid again, but oh well.
14:13Thank you so much, Yusuke!
14:15I love you!
14:17Yeah, not a puke!
14:18Stop picturing me, it's creepy!
14:20How long have we been falling now?
14:22Wait, this is for me?
14:24Just a little present.
14:25Oh, do you like capypaws?
14:27Mm-hmm. They're my favorite.
14:28I've never been to Capypaw Land, though.
14:30It's called the Kingdom of Dreams and Hope,
14:32so of course I'm not allowed to go.
14:34What a sad life!
14:37I'll take you!
14:38We'll see you together!
14:39You mean it?
14:41It was around then that things started to go wrong.
14:44I don't know how else to explain it.
14:48It's okay, boys.
14:50Huh?
14:51Huh?
14:56Ah!
14:57What was this place?
14:58Middle-aged man walking around
15:00wearing capypaw stamps that's twisted and just to play wrong!
15:03It's okay.
15:04Here, you see there's a capypaw fairy
15:06coming along to make everything all better.
15:08Enough with this stuff already!
15:10I don't know what happened,
15:11but we started to run into all sorts of bad luck.
15:14As things got worse, my job performance steadily dropped,
15:19I never got bonuses anymore,
15:21and my meager savings dried up almost before I knew it.
15:25But I just couldn't imagine not being with her anymore.
15:29I was desperate.
15:30I know you're in there!
15:34One thing led to another,
15:35and I went bankrupt.
15:36Come to collect what you owe!
15:39I just wanted to be with her.
15:41But with the hole I had dug for myself,
15:43I knew I would only become a burden.
15:46I wanted to spend our lives together.
15:48I had been planning to propose to her.
15:50Not now!
15:51I don't deserve her anymore!
15:52Hey, uh...
15:53You got a pic of this girl I could take a look at?
15:55Huh?
15:56A picture?
15:57There's something familiar about this story.
15:59Here she is.
16:00Hm?
16:01That's Kovku!
16:02Huh?
16:03How do you know her name?
16:05Should've guessed it sooner.
16:06What? Why?
16:07How could you possibly know?
16:08In case I didn't tell you everything earlier.
16:10Kovku is the god of poverty.
16:12Huh?
16:13The god of poverty?
16:14She doesn't go by her title most of the time.
16:16And I can't say that I blame her, really.
16:18It's not exactly the kind of thing that makes you popular.
16:21Take my advice on this one, man.
16:23Forget about that girl.
16:24Seriously, ditch her.
16:25Huh?
16:26The god of poverty only brings disaster.
16:28Spend time with her and you're basically asking to have your life ruined.
16:32Oh, and there's one more thing.
16:33She has a guy in her life you don't want to cross.
16:37And if it helps at all, she's not nearly as young as she looks.
16:40We're talking way older than your grandma.
16:42Way older than your grandma's grandma's grandma, for that matter.
16:45All right, then.
16:46Well, sever your ties to her and then you'll be good.
16:49Huh?
16:50Sever his ties to her?
16:51But doesn't that mean...
16:52He'll forget everything having to do with Kovku.
16:54I don't want to forget her, though.
16:55No, I refuse.
16:56You can't make me agree to this, can you?
16:57I strongly recommend you do this.
16:58If you don't, you'll die very soon.
16:59Well, I'll die then!
17:00You don't understand!
17:01I love her with my whole heart!
17:02How stupid are you?!
17:03Someone who would end his own life like this doesn't know a damn thing about love!
17:05Think we can hurry this up, please?!
17:06It just keeps getting more and more insane.
17:07All right, Yukine, you're up, kid.
17:08Huh?
17:09Wait, hold on.
17:10I've never severed anyone's ties before.
17:11It'll be fine.
17:12Don't worry, I know you can do it.
17:13Have a little face.
17:14Have a little face.
17:15Have a little face.
17:16Have a little face.
17:17Have a little face.
17:18Have a little face.
17:19Have a little face.
17:20If you don't, you'll die very soon.
17:21If you don't, you'll die very soon.
17:22Well, I'll die then!
17:23You don't understand!
17:24I love her with my whole heart!
17:25How stupid are you?!
17:26Wait, hold on.
17:27I've never severed anyone's ties before.
17:29It'll be fine.
17:30Don't worry, I know you can do it.
17:32Have a little face, okay?
17:34Come, Seki!
17:42Anything you want me to tell, Kofku?
17:45Just this, please.
17:46I wish you the best.
17:48Have a happy life.
17:50Very well, I've heard your wish loud and clear.
17:53Hear me.
17:54I am the god Yato.
17:55I am the god Yato!
17:56I hereby severed eyes!
17:59Seki!
18:01SONDE!!
18:02Oh, wow.
18:03Are you serious?!
18:20He was really going to do that just because of me?
18:21I mean, it's not like I was trying to hurt him.
18:23to hurt him. I wanted to have a little fun,
18:25that's all. A little fun?
18:27I'm hurt, Govku. I can't believe
18:28you would do that behind my back. It's your own fault,
18:31you know. I was so sick of you always telling me
18:32where I couldn't go and what I couldn't do.
18:35Well, somebody has to.
18:37Or else you'll spread disaster everywhere.
18:40I'm too
18:41old for this. Well, anyway,
18:43you got skills, kid.
18:45Severing ties while you're still a rookie.
18:47Oh. I didn't realize
18:48it was a big deal. Well, it is.
18:50Severing a bond is much more difficult
18:52than making one. And a regalia's
18:55abilities play a big part in how well it works,
18:57too.
18:59It was so easy. I'm really surprised
19:01to hear that. That's the
19:03right attitude. Yato,
19:04looks like you found yourself a good regalia.
19:07Yeah, I know. When I picked him, I had
19:09a feeling he was more than a pretty face.
19:11Isn't that right, Yukine? Get off of me!
19:13Stop, you freak!
19:15Leave me alone, sweaty hats!
19:19Sorry about all this.
19:20Thanks a lot for cleaning up
19:22Kovku's mess.
19:23It was my pleasure.
19:26Later!
19:26Bye for now!
19:28I hope you'll come back and
19:29win your Yati shirt!
19:30Hey, this is getting old!
19:31Leave me alone, will you?
19:32And, um, about what you said
19:34earlier.
19:35Hmm?
19:36When you said Yato was a scary god.
19:39That was all just a joke, right?
19:41Oh, no, it's true.
19:42It was a long time ago,
19:45but Yati did kill a regalia
19:46once.
19:47Before I met him,
19:48I'd only ever heard rumors,
19:50and they weren't exactly
19:51very nice ones.
19:57I mean, you gotta keep in mind,
19:59Yati is a god of war.
20:01He kills people, too,
20:03sometimes.
20:05He kills people...
20:07Quit it.
20:09That was a long time ago.
20:11Things were different then,
20:12you know?
20:13It was basically kill or be killed.
20:16Sorry, I don't understand.
20:18What are you talking about?
20:19The way things work for a god.
20:21People's wishes are what give
20:22gods the ability to exist.
20:25Powerful gods enjoy constant
20:26worship and wishes.
20:28That isn't true for the
20:29obscure gods, though.
20:30They have a hard enough time
20:32even being remembered.
20:34So, what do you do to keep
20:35from being forgotten?
20:37You grant any wish that
20:39comes your way,
20:40no matter what it is,
20:42no matter who it came from.
20:44Whatever it is?
20:46Really?
20:51You were there a long time.
20:53What were you chatting about?
20:54Yato,
20:58why did you bring me
20:59to meet Kofuku?
21:00I know you had a reason.
21:05Listen.
21:07If anything happens to me,
21:08I want you to go
21:09straight to those two.
21:11Do you understand?
21:13Yeah, got it.
21:16Oh, wow.
21:18Why does he smell so nice?
21:24When I picked him,
21:26I had a feeling
21:27he was more than
21:28a pretty face.
21:37Hi.
21:38You know,
21:39you have really pretty eyes.
21:46That's enough, Nora.
21:48What do you want?
21:50For starters,
21:51you could call me
21:52by my name.
21:54Please, Yato.
21:57It isn't so much
21:58to ask, is it?
21:59I love that name.
22:01Wait,
22:01is this girl...
22:03Is she a regalia
22:04of yours, too?
22:08Remember,
22:08whenever you need me,
22:09I'll be waiting.
22:13Just waiting for you
22:15to call my name.
22:16That's all you have to do.
22:18You are the one who wants to call me.
22:19You must call me.
22:21You use the one who wants me.
22:21You are the one who needs to call me.
22:22Oh
22:52The world's all I can see
22:58That's what I'm saying
23:00I'm here, I'm here
23:03Someone's laughing
23:08That's what I'm saying
23:13That's what I'm saying
23:17I'm here, I'm here
23:23I'm here
23:27I'm here
23:29You can't say it
23:34This is what I'm saying
23:40I don't want to say Yato, ten times really fast.
23:55Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato, Yato!
23:58Now who's the coolest guy ever?
24:00Daikoku!
24:01Who's the best guy in the world?
24:02Koku!
24:03Next time on Noragami, Borderline.
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