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00:03From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
00:10This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Leiden.
00:30Welcome to The Daily Show. I'm Desi Leiden. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
00:34J.D. Vance shares the secret to an unhappy marriage, Kristi Noem joins the Mile High Club,
00:39and if you think exercise is good for your mental health, then you haven't seen RFK Jr. exercise.
00:45So let's get into it with another installment of The Worst Wing.
00:56What a bunch of losers.
01:00Let's begin with Brendan Carr, FCC chairman and hairless Wolf Blitzer.
01:06He's in charge of magifying all the ways Americans communicate, whether it be radio, television,
01:12or whatever you're watching me on right now. Probably an Instagram reel someone stole from
01:16TikTok. And he's got some exciting new ideas. The Federal Communications Commission is urging
01:22broadcasters to air more patriotic pro-America content. FCC Chair Brendan Carr launched the
01:29voluntary Pledge America campaign Friday, which calls on stations to promote civil education,
01:35national pride, and shared history. This could be through the forms of history specials, daily Pledge
01:40of Allegiance recitals, the national anthem, or music from American composers like Souza and Gershwin.
01:48Wow. They say TV's a dying medium, but wait till you tune in for our daily Pledge of Allegiance.
01:56Honey, did you watch the Pledge of Allegiance without me? No spoilers.
02:01Listen, if you want to make TV more patriotic, you don't need patriotic music.
02:06You need to figure out how to make traitors U.S. as good as traitors U.K.
02:11But you know what? In honor of America's birthday, we're willing to work with the administration to
02:16make TV just a little more patriotic. And in that spirit, let's get a little boost of patriotism
02:22with our very own Jordan Klepper.
02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you, Jazzy, thank you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, oh.
02:36Jazzy, Jazzy, this goes out to you, America. Ring, ring, ring, ring, remix.
02:44Yeah.
02:48Okay, thank you. Oh, oh, oh. That's very good. That's good. That's good. Jordan, that's...
02:53Not done yet. Thank you, Jordan. Not done. Not done. Okay.
03:02Now I'm done.
03:08That was great. Thank you, Jordan. That was very American.
03:11Yeah, thank you. That's how the Founding Fathers
03:13would have celebrated if they were dope like me. Sure. Great. Jordan Klepper, everyone.
03:17Yeah.
03:22Nothing says I love America like a bugle exploding. Anyway,
03:26let's move on to RFK Jr., Secretary of Health and World's Most Patient Zero.
03:32After just one incredible year in charge of our nation's health, he's lowered our vaccination rates,
03:37boosted our measles outbreaks, and somehow infected the president with hand herpes.
03:42But he is just getting started. Health and human services secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,
03:47teaming up with Kid Rock for what they're calling the Rock Out Workout.
04:04I have never seen a bigger gap between what I'm seeing and what I'm hearing.
04:10The music says the man, but the visuals say my doctor wants me to maintain my bone density.
04:17You might be wondering, why are these two old men working out together in a swing or ski chalet?
04:21But honestly, would you rather they were working out in your gym with you?
04:27Don't worry about wiping down the machine. I welcome your probiotics.
04:34That even grossed me out. Point is, it's a very gross video, but could it get grosser?
04:39Hang on.
04:48Wait, have I been using the sauna wrong?
04:52I've just been sitting there giving hand jobs to strangers I have so many questions one why is
05:02there an exercise bike in the sauna two who are you flipping off and three how fast can I sew
05:08up
05:09my vagina and RFK jr. is doing all of this in jeans I really hope you wash those afterwards
05:24that is not what I meant oh my god that water is like the wuhan lab right now
05:33it's a good thing he's not vaccinated because he could have turned out weird
05:36but okay anyway let's stop this is too gross we're done no more clips one more clip
05:51okay now this just looks like porn with the sex scenes cut out hello pool boy can I offer you
05:58a
05:58glass of lukewarm milk and now to the sauna end of film but if I can if I can just
06:05be serious for a
06:06minute the fact that a US cabinet secretary is putting out slop like this is such a disgrace
06:11to both himself and to us as a nation look I just thought things were getting a little bit too
06:29critical in here if you catch my drift time to get those patriotic vibes back
06:35america love it or leave it preach jordan patriotism and criticism are not mutually exclusive
06:44to love your country is to criticize it to make it better for everyone no desi you don't criticize
06:49the ones you love you praise them you encourage them you don't get mad when they spend five grand
06:54on dj equipment no you you applaud their bravery and finding a new passion at 46 you know that's
07:02that's the kind of support america needs right now words of affirmation even if those words are
07:07true hit it america we won vietnam
07:14okay all right fine forget it jordan klepper for the last time everyone
07:24let's move on let's move on to jd vance vice president and pillsbury proud boy
07:31jd and his wife usha vance sat down with lara trump in a fun interview that was normal and relaxed
07:37so
07:38let's see them be normal and relaxed well jd i have to ask you
07:46are you laughing at all she said was i have to ask you ha ha ha i love human interactions
07:54with normal
07:55humans sorry i interrupted what was the question what is the best and worst dish that you ever
08:02cooked for your wife so if she's a vegetarian i am not i'm like thinking to myself what does a
08:08vegetarian eat okay vegetables dairy and bread so i went to the grocery store i got those crescent
08:15rolls that you can get they're very good i rolled them out like into a pizza shape and put vegetables
08:22and ranch dressing on top and stuck in the oven for 30 minutes veggies and ranch dressing baked
08:30on a crescent roll and they say white people don't have culture
08:38personally i do think that there's a hopeful message here for men no matter who you are there
08:43is a woman out there that will look at you and say i guess this is the best i can
08:47do
08:50but if i could if i could just be serious for one moment does someone who cooks ranch dressing have
08:57the judgment it takes to be one very irregular heartbeat away from the presidency i mean this
09:02raises some serious questions about dr jordan come on turn turn that off no no no you come on desi
09:11oh my god the vibes in here are very very negative right now ixnay ixnay on the idacism cray
09:19what i'm not even criticizing the government i'm criticizing jd vance's cooking what's wrong with
09:24jd vance's cooking huh i got some right here look at this huh oh look at this good old-fashioned
09:31American pizza jd vance style huh no no no no no no no no no no no no
09:39no no
09:48that ranch is bubbling uh
09:50oh
09:53can't wait to have some good old-fashioned American diarrhea yeah
09:59those colors do run goodbye Jordan goodbye finally let's move on to Kristi Noem secretary
10:07of Homeland Security and Spirit Halloween's number one customer as head of DHS Noem has a
10:14busy job starting wars in American cities but somehow she seems to have found time for love
10:19a Wall Street Journal investigation is raising new questions about Noem's close relationship
10:24with her unofficial number two Corey Lewandowski the pair who are both married to other people
10:29have publicly denied the reports of an affair but people said they do little to hide their
10:33relationship inside the department guys finally this administration has a sex scandal involving
10:45consenting adults we did it but look I know I know it's a bit unseemly but I try to stay
10:58out of
10:58people's personal business I mean it's not like Kristi and Corey are flying around on a taxpayer
11:03funded plane Lewandowski and Noem have lately been using a luxury 737 Max jet with a private cabin in
11:12back for their travel around the country Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski have had the taxpayers
11:19lease this jet for their use okay so they're flying around on a taxpayer funded plane how do they justify
11:29charging the country for their bang bus in the sky on paper they say they need this particular plane
11:35for quote immigrant deportation flights oh yeah I'm so sure this is the plane they're using to deport
11:44illegal immigrants hey sit your ass down and put on these shackles and here's your hot towel and we
11:51have a selection of wines for your enjoyment can you imagine actually being deported on that plane
11:59and the whole time you're hearing Corey and Kristi Noem grunting in the back I'd be like can this plane
12:05please hurry up and land in South Sudan already by the way it's not just the fancy plane that Noem
12:12is fussy about during one official trip people familiar with the incident say quote Noem had to switch
12:18planes after a maintenance issue was discovered but her blanket wasn't moved to the second plane
12:25Corey Lewandowski then fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem's blanket was left behind
12:36wow for a woman getting dicked down on the regular she sure is tense
12:42I mean you fired the pilot because you forgot your blanket that's not the pilot's job his job is to
12:49circle the airport until everyone in the back has had time to climax but I guess that's the end of
12:55that pilot's career they eventually reinstated the pilot according to the journal because no one else
13:00was available to fly them home oh my god could this get any dumber oh god the only way this
13:11could get
13:11any dumber is I don't know deporting 10 million people and then realizing that they were the ones
13:16who did all the hard jobs and that's really what makes Kristi Noem so despicable because
13:21oh god damn it Jordan no uh-uh turn it off turn it off what's the problem Desi huh getting
13:32a little
13:32too America-loving in here for you how is camp town races America-loving I'm running out of public
13:39domain songs okay but at least I'm trying you didn't even start the show off with the pledge of
13:44allegiance I don't need to prove my patriotism by doing the pledge of allegiance that's stupid
13:49that's because you don't know it oh I of course I know it I think you don't know it no
13:55I know it I
13:56just want you to do it first to prove that you know it okay fine fine I pledge of allegiance
14:05to the flag of the United States of America a Jay-Z song is on a Jay-Z song was
14:14on
14:16yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's a party in the USA that's it
14:22are you kidding me you nailed that
14:32I know I know Jordan Clever
14:34S-s-s-s-suck it China
14:38Jordan Clever everyone
14:42when we come back we find out how to have sex in space
15:05and welcome back to the daily show there are many challenges to space travel but one is especially hard to
15:14solve Michael
15:15Costa has more Saturn Mars your butthole these planets could be our future homes once we destroy
15:24earth but in order to be a successful interplanetary species we must first learn about this vital need
15:32sex but not just boring gravity assisted sex does that feel good I'm talking
15:39space
15:41to understand the difference I sat down with scientists Simon Dubay and Maria Santaguira
15:47two sexy sexologists studying sex in space
15:51before we start having sex in space let me go over my ground rules
15:54I don't have any we're not going to have sex in space wait we're not going to have sex in
15:59space
15:59not today
16:01so I guess I'll just ask you questions and listen
16:04why is sex in space important
16:07abstinence is not a viable solution if we intend to thrive and expand to the universe
16:14the future of human civilization depends on sex in space because there's many existential threats to our civilization
16:20climate change nuclear war asteroids in other words in case shit like this happens
16:26we'll need to smash in space to keep our species going
16:30so there have been no official reports of human sex in space
16:34you're telling me no one's ever joined the thousand mile high club as far as you know
16:37or at least admitted to it
16:38well send me up I'm ready when cost is up there it's not going to be Houston we have a
16:43problem
16:43it's going to be Houston we got a boner
16:47and since they have no record of sex outside our planet
16:51they conduct studies in space-like environments here on earth
16:54minus the actual space part
16:56but lots of questions remain unanswered
16:59which is why I was chosen for this interview
17:01because I'm not afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions
17:05how do you initiate foreplay if your partner keeps floating away
17:09how do you stimulate the g-spot in zero g
17:12and also just in non-zero g like on earth
17:15how do you have sex with aliens
17:17yeah NASA can land on the moon
17:19but what happens if a condom breaks in orbit
17:22let's talk jizz
17:24where does it go in space?
17:25it can go everywhere
17:27it needs to be contained
17:29so there's the possibility of using condoms
17:32isn't the whole point reproduction up there?
17:34but people don't just have sex for reproduction
17:36they also have sex for pleasure
17:38this is what I tell my wife all the time
17:40but how do you do the nasty outside our planet?
17:43one wrong thrust and you're spat into the abyss
17:46like an out-of-control fidget spinner
17:48luckily there's a solution
17:51oh hey
17:52these are sex suits
17:53these look more like dr. evil suits
17:55they are the two suit
17:57this is the two suit?
17:58yes
17:58talk me through space intimacy in a two suit
18:02step one, get consent
18:04Simon, would you like to talk with me today?
18:06you have my enthusiastic consent
18:07step two, remove the front panel
18:09oh my god
18:11nothing like the sweet soothing sounds of velcro
18:15to get one in the mood
18:16step three
18:17attach to your partner's torso
18:20step four
18:21have a good time
18:22these sexy suits were cosmic thirst traps
18:25oh my god
18:27I'm feeling the energy already
18:29I was so turned on
18:30that I had to try this two suit for myself
18:32and volunteer my skills
18:34for science
18:36so step aside Tom Hanks
18:38you may have saved Apollo 13
18:40but for the first time in recorded history
18:42I'm going to have sex in a space simulator
18:45one small ejaculation for man
18:49one giant population of mini costas for mankind
18:53who's this lucky lady that's going to make history with me
18:56and maybe make babies
18:58me, Judy
18:59Judy?
19:00what about like a real female human?
19:04I'll take her
19:05come here
19:05come here Judy
19:07it's time for Kosta to put the ass in Astronaut
19:14oh ho ho
19:16huh, Judy
19:17okay
19:20Judy, how do you feel about chest hair?
19:24it's your preference?
19:25awesome
19:27I thought unhooking a bra was tough, huh?
19:29ah, Judy!
19:32we learned that we could maybe do some modifications to the suit
19:35add some handles
19:36alright Kosta
19:38you're going to put a condom on a banana
19:41you got a bigger one?
19:42okay, here we go
19:45holy shh
19:46okay
19:47here's the condom
19:50here's the banana
19:51ah
19:53it's on
19:56that's for science
20:01we may need better candidates with stronger stomachs
20:06you might also need more respectful individuals with a sense of ethics
20:11I'm 69ing on the moon
20:13the next steps will be to test some of these experiments in zero-g flights and orbital flights
20:20I did it
20:21Judy's probably pregnant
20:22I put a condom on a banana
20:23and I feel good about
20:25ah, sorry
20:29next up, space
20:32whoo
20:32ah, I think I shit myself too a little bit
20:37thank you Michael
20:37when we come back
20:38Pat and the Laxley will be joining me on the show
20:53welcome back to the gaming show
20:55my guest tonight is an Emmy nominated host, executive producer, and the creator of the new CBS series, America's Culinary
21:03Cup
21:04okay, here's what's gonna happen next
21:06all eight of you will have to cook again in another head-to-head battle
21:12win and you earn your spot in America's Culinary Cup
21:16lose
21:19and you're going home
21:21I was super excited going up in that elevator earlier today
21:25but now I'm just a ball of nervous energy
21:27I do not want to go home on the first day
21:30please welcome Padma Lakshmi
21:37yay
21:38thank you
21:47yay
21:48yay
21:48yay
21:48yay
21:49yay
21:49yay
21:51yay
21:51yay
21:52yay
21:52yay
21:54what a great audience
21:56I know, they're pretty good, right?
21:58yeah, they make a girl feel good
21:59yay
22:01well you deserve it
22:02thank you
22:03I'm thrilled to have you here.
22:04Thank you so much for being here, and congratulations on the new show.
22:07I'm very excited.
22:08Yeah, you should be.
22:09I'm super excited.
22:10I didn't think I would go back to the genre.
22:13But then, you know, I got an offer I couldn't refuse,
22:17and that was to create something exactly how I wanted it.
22:21And as you can imagine, I had a few ideas about what I would and wouldn't do after so many
22:26years.
22:26As you should.
22:27As you should.
22:28How does it feel to have, objectively, the coolest job on the planet?
22:34I think your job is pretty cool.
22:36It feels great.
22:36Look, I'm lucky.
22:37I get to eat.
22:38I get to sit on my ass and talk about food, which I would do for free.
22:44You know, I have a cooking show, and I don't even have to cook.
22:47That's the beauty of the show.
22:49And like you say, you built this from the ground up.
22:52You created it.
22:53You're executive producing.
22:54You're hosting.
22:55What was it that you wanted to do differently this time?
22:59I just thought the genre was ready for a refresh.
23:02I mean, you don't really see in that clip, because it's hard to explain the show in a little clip
23:06like that.
23:07Because it doesn't have a format.
23:09It has no format.
23:11So it's really hard to explain to people.
23:12But it is like live action sports.
23:14But instead of balls and bats, we have fire and knives.
23:18Right?
23:18So now you're talking.
23:20I'm your girl.
23:21I'm your girl for that.
23:22I'm your girl for that.
23:24I know what you're into now.
23:26Yeah.
23:27No, but like, okay, so it's basically getting rid of all of the obstacles and the tricks and all of
23:36that.
23:36Like in most reality shows, especially cooking shows, you throw obstacles at them.
23:40You give them shitty products, or you make them fight for the oven or whatever.
23:45They're running around.
23:46Yeah, no, and I really wanted the best of the best.
23:50And I wanted it to be like the Olympics or the Wimbledon of cooking, right?
23:54So I give everybody everything they need.
23:57There's every toy you can imagine.
23:59Each chef has their own station with six burners and oven underneath.
24:02They have every ingredient that is very, very high-level restaurant ingredients.
24:09So they're not wanting for anything.
24:11I mean, the comparison that I kind of make is if you're going to go to Wimbledon and ask Serena
24:15Williams to come there, right,
24:16you're not going to give her a shitty racket.
24:18This is true.
24:19And you're not going to have her fight for that racket with her opponent.
24:23You're going to manicure that court, make sure everything is perfect, because she really is the GOAT.
24:29So we have the finest chefs.
24:31Yes, because also we're giving away a million bucks.
24:34Yeah.
24:35The prize is not too shabby.
24:37That's never been done before.
24:38No, not even.
24:39I think half is what's the biggest so far.
24:42But yeah, we're giving away a million dollars because, you know, I didn't want to be the little poor sister
24:47on CBS.
24:48And so, like, the boys have a million dollars for their shows.
24:51So I wanted a million dollars for whoever won.
24:54And a million dollars brings a lot of people out of the woodwork.
24:57Oh, I bet.
24:58Yeah.
24:58And so even the set is designed differently.
25:00Like, there's no big lights or, you know, neon or anything.
25:04It looks like a working high-end kitchen.
25:07It's not even rectangle like most kitchens are rectilinear or like a proscenium stage.
25:13It doesn't look like a shiny floor game show.
25:15It is oval because people are more creative when there are rounder shapes, it turns out, and more focused.
25:21And so I did everything I could to support them.
25:25I mean, chefs have had a really hard time, you know, since pandemic.
25:29We've all seen the bear.
25:30We know.
25:30Yeah, exactly.
25:31Yes, it's very stressful.
25:33Exactly.
25:34So I wanted to do everything I could to give them everything they need to succeed.
25:38And so that's what we've done.
25:40Now, I don't want you to spoil anything, but do we have to give President Trump the cup at the
25:46end?
25:46No.
25:47Okay.
25:47All right.
25:48I hope not.
25:49No.
25:49You know he has a way of doing that.
25:51Believe me.
25:51I know.
25:52It's going to be Trump's American culinary cup pretty soon.
25:55But I hope not.
25:56Don't say those words.
25:57Let's hope not.
25:58Give us something.
25:59Give us our cooking shows at least.
26:01I don't want that to happen.
26:03I was watching the clips that you put up.
26:05Oh, yeah.
26:06Yeah.
26:07Well.
26:08There's so many reasons to hate J.D. Vance.
26:11I didn't think we needed a culinary one.
26:13And then he goes and puts his ranch dressing.
26:15But it's so bad.
26:16And also, he's married an Indian woman.
26:19So she comes from this very deep, vast culinary tradition, you know.
26:24And he's giving her, what was it?
26:26Ranch dressing.
26:27Ranch dressing.
26:28Baked ranch dressing.
26:29Baked in the oven on a crescent roll.
26:31Also, he's like, she's a vegetarian.
26:33She only eats bread, vegetables, and dairy.
26:36And apparently ranch dressing.
26:37You've been married to this person for over a decade, right?
26:41And we eat lots of things, right?
26:43Rice, lentils, beans, squash, all this stuff.
26:46It's like, but you know, I mean, maybe he knows what she likes.
26:50Because she doesn't really have good taste.
26:51This is just...
26:55Sorry.
27:01My job here is done.
27:04Speaking of that, what's the worst thing that a partner has ever made for you?
27:09It can't be worse than that.
27:12No.
27:13I would not let them back into my bed.
27:15Yeah.
27:15If they made me that.
27:16I would prefer they not cook, actually.
27:19Well, it wasn't really what they cooked.
27:20It was how they brought it to me in bed.
27:23Oh.
27:24Yeah.
27:25See, normally that sounds like a good thing.
27:27Right.
27:27Everything's better in bed, right?
27:29But they brought me a cup of tea.
27:31And my kitchen is downstairs.
27:32My bedroom is upstairs.
27:34And literally, if they had committed a crime, I would have caught them.
27:37Because there's a trail of drops of tea all the way up to my bed.
27:43And then the next morning, I went downstairs.
27:45And it was sticky.
27:46There were drops of honey.
27:48And you can tell a lot about a chef by the way they cook and how clean they are.
27:53But that's true of men, too.
27:55Oh.
27:56All right.
27:56I'm glad he's no longer in your life.
27:58Get him out of there.
27:59Yeah, he's not there anymore.
28:03He's not?
28:03But you know who you are.
28:05You know who you are.
28:08As someone who's traveled the country and judged thousands of challenges, what do you
28:14think makes the quintessential American dish?
28:17It's a great question.
28:19So none of the things we think of as an American dish are American.
28:23Not hot dogs, not hamburgers, not even apple pie.
28:26You know how they say, like, as American as apple pie?
28:28Not one ingredient in apple pie is actually indigenous to North America.
28:32Not even the apples.
28:34Not the flour.
28:34Not the cinnamon.
28:36Nothing.
28:36But if you're talking about American food, you're talking about elk, venison, rabbit,
28:42as far as proteins, beans, corn, squash, sumac, all these wonderful things.
28:48And, you know, we ate all kinds of things before America was colonized.
28:54And we brought, you know, cattle and chicken and, you know, all that stuff.
28:58And they didn't eat pork.
28:59They didn't have lard, all these things.
29:01But they did have a lot of wonderful berries and, you know, depending on where you are
29:07in the country, different things.
29:08Right.
29:09What about beef tallow?
29:10RFK is big on beef tallow.
29:12It's obviously not working on his skin.
29:14He's not applying it topically.
29:16Because look at him.
29:16He looks like a leathery boot.
29:18Yeah.
29:18You know, he just, and why, why, why, why, why, why, why would you work out in jeans?
29:25That tight, that tight.
29:28And then why are you going in a tub in jeans?
29:31In jeans.
29:31They're tight enough.
29:32You don't need them wet.
29:34And then he walks around, shuffles around with wet jeans for the rest of the thing.
29:38And then the milk.
29:39It's insane.
29:39The thing I want when I'm in a hot tub is like a cold glass of milk?
29:43Yeah.
29:43No.
29:44No.
29:45I am right there with you.
29:47I am right there.
29:47He's so gross, too.
29:48I mean, we could go on all day about that.
29:51But I'm getting nauseous.
29:54Ginger, Ginger's good for you.
29:55Ginger, okay, thank you.
29:56I'll put some in my water.
29:59Put that over there.
30:02You're, so much of your life's work has been dedicated to living and celebrating and exploring
30:08the multicultural experience, the immigrant experience.
30:11You see what's happening in this country right now.
30:14Immigrants are very much under threat.
30:17How are you processing all of this right now, both personally and in terms of the work that
30:22you do?
30:22It's really difficult.
30:24I mean, I'm an American citizen.
30:25I have been for a long time.
30:27But you never know.
30:29They're rounding up and harassing American citizens, too.
30:32It's a very scary time.
30:33And I just think it's ill-advised.
30:36Never mind the ethics of it or the morality of it.
30:38But it's actually stupid.
30:40Here's why.
30:41Every generation of immigrants has helped further the economy and the evolution of this country.
30:47This country, amongst all the countries in the world, is uniquely formed and a superpower
30:53because of immigrant input.
30:55You know, the best of the best women in the world.
31:00Yeah, and you see farmers, you know, crying in their fields who even voted for this asshole
31:07twice and are like, you know, I have no one to pick my carrots because they're too scared
31:13to come to work.
31:14Seriously, right.
31:15I mean, I'm sorry about that.
31:16I don't want Monsanto to buy your family farm, but, you know, like, that's what happens.
31:21We don't realize how much, I mean, the food system especially, but, you know, restaurants,
31:27agriculture, you know, moving that food and distributing it, all of that stuff.
31:32But the whole economy, name any sector of our culture, you know, health, education, sports,
31:39music, anything.
31:40What would it be without any influence of any immigrant?
31:43Work would stop.
31:45Work would stop.
31:46Completely.
31:47Our country would come to a standstill.
31:49And that's what they're going to realize.
31:51Who's going to do all this?
31:52That's right.
31:52That's exactly right.
31:55I can't let you go without asking you something.
31:58And this is, forgive me for the hard-hitting question.
32:00Okay.
32:00All right.
32:01But you are a self-proclaimed bed eater.
32:05Oh, yes.
32:06And I, myself, love a good pizza in bed.
32:08I love anything in bed.
32:10Yeah.
32:11So I want to know, what is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten in bed?
32:15And get your minds out of the gutter.
32:17This is not, this is not a sex question.
32:21Unless you want it to be.
32:22And then it can be.
32:28The weirdest thing, the hardest thing to eat in bed, really is anything with a lot of crumbs.
32:38You know, so I constantly am dusting off cracker crumbs, cookie crumbs, all of that.
32:47And then you try, I try not to drink red wine or eat pomegranate or blackberries or raspberries because those
32:54stain.
32:55Yes.
32:55So I love frozen grapes, and I especially love frozen grapes in bed.
33:01But you want to use the green, seedless kind, not the red or black grapes because those will stain your
33:07sheets.
33:07Okay, are we writing this down?
33:08Are we writing?
33:09So your next cookbook will just be Meals in Bed.
33:12Yes, exactly.
33:14Meals on a tray.
33:15Meals on a tray.
33:16Yeah.
33:16I love it.
33:17Thank you so much for being here.
33:18Nice to be here.
33:19Congratulations on everything.
33:20We're so happy for you.
33:20So good to meet you.
33:22America's Culinary Cup premieres March 4th on CBS.
33:25Padma Lachman!
33:27We'll take a break.
33:28We'll be right back after that.
33:40That's our show for tonight.
33:42Now here it is.
33:42Here moment of bed.
33:43Something the left absolutely hates happened this weekend.
33:48White people, not only that, but straight white men winning at something, succeeding, winning a gold medal,
33:56while the left focused on the lack of diversity on the U.S. Olympic men's hockey team.
34:02Sorry.
34:02This is going to be my family.
34:03I am very happy for you.
34:04I am very happy with you.
34:05You
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