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00:00Thanksgiving pumpkin pie that you made.
00:01It is, I've never done one actually.
00:02I'm trying to follow the dough recipe,
00:04sort of like a tortilla recipe here in Mexico.
00:07So we'll see how it is.
00:08You compare it to a tortilla?
00:09Rolling it is an R, so put some flour for me on there,
00:14on the bottom.
00:15Hurry up, hurry up.
00:16You gotta get our snacks.
00:17I got a bowl.
00:18All right, what are you in the mood for us?
00:19Grapes.
00:20OK, something healthy, something junk food.
00:24We got some cheese for you.
00:26Cheese sticks.
00:27Why is all your snacks in the form of sticks?
00:31Hurry up, girl, let's go, let's go start.
00:33We got the show to watch, so let's do this really quick.
00:35OK.
00:36Go watch the show, and I'll come and check it in a minute.
00:38I'm out.
00:39Let's go.
00:44You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company,
00:49and you could both have a very bright future.
00:53She came in like the godfather in one of them marveled me.
00:56I'll guide you, Junior, take care of you.
00:59What he does is kind of like a playboy job, or nowadays,
01:03they call it an F-boy job.
01:05Yeah.
01:06You know?
01:07I don't like that word.
01:09What the ?
01:09Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
01:11Oh, my gosh, Santa Maria.
01:13It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
01:16Oh, that one time.
01:17One time?
01:19I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not,
01:20but I know they don't belong at a farm,
01:22and neither does that purse.
01:23And neither does that dress.
01:24Yeah, neither does that woman.
01:27Are you ready to go do what that thing?
01:30Can you pop the trunk?
01:32Two more, baby.
01:35She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
01:37Yeah.
01:38Real.
01:38Luke is getting tired and things.
01:41Oh, look at he has the diaper bag and all the toys.
01:44And all new parents.
01:45Yeah.
01:46Anne, come help me.
01:52What is all these panties?
01:54All these panties and these changes going to help me out.
01:58I want these ones who are bigger.
01:59You going to help me do this or what?
02:01You're going to put them inside of this.
02:03You're going to fold the bottom.
02:04Can you listen?
02:05You're going to fold the bottom, and you're going to put that in there.
02:08You're going to put that in there.
02:09I don't have a page on full of these.
02:11Woo.
02:12Right in time.
02:13We got our snacks.
02:14So we all ready.
02:15We're happy to see.
02:16I can't wait to see Luke and Madeline and this new puppy.
02:19Adorable.
02:20I can't wait to see what's happening with Jenny and Sumit.
02:23Do you think Jenny's going to learn how to work
02:25that coffee machine?
02:26Definitely not.
02:27And now they're cooking, I don't even think
02:29she's going to even work the stove.
02:31How about put that one right here for Mama?
02:34Since you're buying a property too,
02:37would you like Mama to paint a picture for you?
02:40Sure, I'll take a picture.
02:42Would you care for something like this?
02:44I like the tiger.
02:45I'd be glad to gift you this tiger.
02:47It's a beautiful painting.
02:48I like that one.
02:49Well, I'd like to paint with you in the future too.
02:51You know I can't paint or draw or do anything like that.
02:53I don't have any artsy skills.
02:55We're going to try.
02:56If they can sell some bananas nailed to the wall for a million bucks,
03:00it's like, hey, you never know.
03:03All right.
03:04Well, hey, I'm excited about the pies.
03:05I love Thanksgiving, and I think
03:06it's going to be a good week this week.
03:08Well, I'm glad I brought that tradition to you here in Mexico.
03:11I love it too.
03:12These pies better be good.
03:13They will.
03:13All the food is going to be good this week.
03:15It's Thanksgiving week.
03:16Gobble, gobble.
03:20Let's see, where's this paint?
03:21I think it's going to be parley roux français.
03:24Yes, yes, yes.
03:25Goats, cheese, goat cheese.
03:28Oh, they're feeding the cats cheese.
03:29Oh.
03:30Do you feed your cats cheese?
03:31Yes, they steal it.
03:34Manon, they're happening.
03:36They break your bread.
03:37That's what I'm talking about.
03:38Get the money, baby.
03:39Break the bread.
03:40I'm excited.
03:41A day away, you and I, mommy and daddy away.
03:45That's right.
03:45You know, eating cheese and having some fun.
03:47Oh, that'd be nice.
03:48In France, that would be good.
03:49Oh, that would be great.
03:51I can't wait to eat some really good cheese too.
03:54Only the finest quality.
03:56Goat cheese is something that Manon and I bonded over when we first started dating.
04:01Why is goat cheese?
04:02I never hear about that.
04:03I don't think I ever had goat cheese.
04:05The yellow one.
04:06Probably smell like ass.
04:07Oh, you hate goat cheese.
04:09When I was in middle school, we dissected goat eyes and the whole room smelled to where
04:14you can taste it and it's scarred my life forever.
04:17That's not what goat cheese tastes like.
04:19It does.
04:20They have goat eyeball tacos.
04:22Do I eat them?
04:23No.
04:24Well, why are you getting like that?
04:25Because your ass ain't like I eat them.
04:27She's expecting to just go to like a fromagerie, but I have something else in mind.
04:34Where are you taking her, Anthony?
04:36Fromage is French for cheese.
04:39Cheese.
04:40You can ask for cheese, but don't be cheesy.
04:43Hold on.
04:46You got a little lipstick on you, too.
04:47Lipstick on that.
04:49Let me see.
04:50Yeah.
04:51See, I get excited.
04:54I'm taking Manon to a goat farm.
04:57Oh, that's a good idea.
04:59This is a bad idea.
05:00I hope it don't turn out bad, you know, because it's going to be sad for you, Anthony.
05:06Anthony told me, hey, I'm going to bring you on a nice, cute date.
05:11I dress business, sexy, chic, like my style.
05:14Well, I do like her black fishnet pantyhose, but I don't think they're suitable on a goat
05:19farm.
05:20Yeah.
05:21Uh-oh, here we go.
05:22The complaint card just came out.
05:24Girl, it's not only you, Robert did the same thing to me.
05:27He made me go to a party, had to walk for an hour with his shoes.
05:32Women walk in shoes like that all the time.
05:34I don't know how to do shoes like that.
05:36They walk in Manhattan for blocks.
05:37They don't complain.
05:39You come here for a delicious fromage?
05:42Yes, to eat the fromage.
05:44OK.
05:45Well, we'll do that later.
05:47How do you do that later, Mr?
05:48I don't understand?
05:49You're trying to betray the chèvres.
05:51Milking the goat?
05:52Oh, look at how sweet they are.
05:55I'll go milk a goat.
05:56I'm sure you'll milk anything, Mom.
05:58Mommy does not want to touch cow titties.
06:01Goat titties.
06:02Goat titties.
06:03You know how to milk?
06:05Well, you know how to milk.
06:06Squirt.
06:07Oh, we go where there's the butch, too.
06:11What the heck?
06:12And I end up with, like, a bunch of, like, goats looking at assholes.
06:18What's wrong with that?
06:19This is, like, her worst nightmare.
06:21Time out, red flag, if you have a cat or a dog.
06:24From town to town, you see an asshole.
06:27Mo' cat ass is cute.
06:29Ew.
06:30You know, no milking, no cheese.
06:32That's fine.
06:33I'll go vegan or whatever.
06:38Ugh.
06:39Whatever.
06:41It's OK.
06:42You've got your French perfume.
06:44You know, it don't get any better than that.
06:46Mm-hmm.
06:47Very facile.
06:48Very facile.
06:48All right.
06:49OK.
06:49Try it.
06:50OK.
06:51Bear with me.
06:52All right.
06:53They're just, like, breast pumps.
06:54Looks painful.
06:56It does.
06:57He is giving me a little bit of goat vibe.
06:59Look at his little goat eyes.
07:00Like a billy goat.
07:01Little billy goat.
07:02Like a baby one.
07:04Honey, this is awesome.
07:05This is, like, all I've wanted to do since we've been here.
07:08I'm going back to LA.
07:10Come on, Manon.
07:12I'll just say go sit in the car.
07:14I've never milked an animal.
07:15I've never milked an animal, and I would never
07:17want to milk an animal, especially on a date.
07:20Be happy for Manon.
07:22Well, I'm glad that he didn't let Manon bother him
07:25or affect his happiness.
07:26He's in his element.
07:28Goatland.
07:30It looks like we are in Aruba.
07:34Aruba.
07:36Are we?
07:37No, we're not.
07:38This is Jenny and Samit.
07:39This is Aruba.
07:40Oh, just kidding.
07:41It's Aruba.
07:42Oh, I hear that.
07:43I like that beat, though.
07:44I like that beat.
07:45You know, that's the bad-ass beat for that bad-ass mama
07:48that's there.
07:48Michelle gonna come on like, yo, it's time to go home,
07:51and I ain't playing.
07:52My daughter Chloe, she ain't staying.
07:55Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
07:57There is a way that I would be able to support both of you
08:02if you both moved to Boston.
08:05Ooh.
08:06Ooh.
08:07What are they gonna do?
08:08I think they're gonna be stubborn in Santa Aruba.
08:11I think she is spoiled, and Mom knows it.
08:15And now Mom's got herself in a predicament
08:18to where she's got to close her purse.
08:20She lit up like, I get hot water.
08:23Am I mad?
08:24She's open to it.
08:25I think Chloe's open to it.
08:26I don't think Johnny gonna deal with this Boston tea party.
08:29He ain't going to Boston.
08:30America is good life here, but that cold weather is annoying.
08:35Oh, yeah, can't be a pirate Caribbean
08:37in that cold-ass water.
08:39You could have, obviously, a primary role in my company,
08:44which was our original plan,
08:46and I'm certain we could get Johnny work there as well.
08:50You wouldn't have to pay rent,
08:52and you could both have a very bright future.
08:56Oh, nice.
08:57Johnny is like, girl,
08:58you didn't tell me she was offering you some money
09:01and financial stability now.
09:04The income would be good.
09:05He would have to depend on Mom for who knows how long,
09:09and she's the type, I think, that holds it over their head.
09:11You have a point there that I had not thought about.
09:14Mm-hmm.
09:15I was almost sold on the proposal.
09:16I was like, can I get the job?
09:17You would have jumped in.
09:18I was like, everything free?
09:19Free?
09:20That's all you heard was free and don't have to do a whole lot.
09:24Mom Dukes came in and said,
09:26hey, you don't got to worry about nothing.
09:28I got you.
09:29She came in like the godfather in one of them mob movies.
09:32I got you, Junior, to get you.
09:35You're going to take my offer?
09:38Hey.
09:40In the end of the day, this is my home.
09:41This is my place.
09:43And I have to show you that I can provide for her.
09:46Oh, gosh.
09:48He said, I'm a pirate.
09:50Corporate life's not meant for me.
09:52He wants to stay because he's got it good on his job.
09:55He's got ladies at work and a lady at home.
09:58He's looking for what is good for Johnny.
10:01He needs to think what is good for myself and Chloe.
10:07I think Johnny definitely sees how much money Chloe spends
10:11versus how much money she earns.
10:13And Chloe being cut off financially, you know,
10:16I think he's going to feel it.
10:18Yo, I'll tell you this, you could adopt us, you know,
10:22and you take the kids when you want to babysit and give us
10:26the money, pay our mortgage and all of that stuff.
10:29Somebody will not let you ask.
10:30I moved out at 19.
10:32I moved out pretty quick because I wanted to be on my own.
10:35I wanted to do my own thing and make my own way.
10:37I felt the same way.
10:38Like, I bought my own first car and I felt proud of it.
10:41Yeah.
10:42But you did it on your own.
10:43It tastes better.
10:44I mean, I sometimes superficially say, oh, that'd be nice.
10:47But I think it's better to work for your own things.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Why don't you do that now?
10:51Because that's what I got you now.
10:52Not why Mary, I'm being single at that point.
10:57Why do they scream?
10:58Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
11:01Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
11:05Annie will not be a good goat.
11:07I'm a beast goat.
11:09Kenny, more crafts for you.
11:11I came in skipping it with my basket.
11:14I know you love to do these.
11:16We need, I think, another centerpiece for the table
11:19for Thanksgiving.
11:20So we're going to decorate.
11:21You're going to help me while we watch, OK?
11:22Didn't you already have one?
11:23We need another one that was like on the other corner,
11:25I think, is missing something.
11:27So this will look good.
11:28You always do that.
11:29There's always something missing.
11:31Well, just enjoy and have fun.
11:33Happy fall.
11:40Where we at?
11:42I look like the farm.
11:43Yeah, we're back in La France with La Gotte.
11:47With La Gotte?
11:48La Gotte cheese.
11:49Look, he making out with himself.
11:51Hey, they look like him.
11:52Ew, gross.
11:56Let me kiss this goat on the mouth after it just licked its ass.
12:00France, fromage, we're back to the goat farm.
12:02Go back to the goat farm.
12:03Go back to the goat farm.
12:04Look at them.
12:05Come here, Mr. Cheesy.
12:07This is yours.
12:08OK.
12:09Ale, ale, ale.
12:11Ale, ale, ale.
12:12Wow, he is having the time of his life.
12:14Oh, my gosh.
12:15Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:17Hey, he's learning his French.
12:19Why do they scream?
12:20Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:24Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:27Oh, that was horrible.
12:28Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:30Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:32Why you don't move?
12:34Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:36And you will not be a good goat.
12:37Ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale, ale.
12:39What the ?
12:40Oh, my Lord Jesus Christ.
12:42Oh, my gosh, Santa Maria.
12:44It looks like us when we were in the heels trying to walk.
12:47Oh, that one time.
12:48One time?
12:50I don't know if those shoes are expensive or not,
12:52but I know they don't belong at a farm.
12:53And neither does that purse.
12:55And neither does that dress.
12:56And neither does that woman.
12:59I don't even know how you're walking those things.
13:02What about these?
13:03Can clean the floor at the same time.
13:05That's just plain lazy.
13:06And guess what, no it's not lazy.
13:08You can take it off and throw it in a washing machine.
13:11So I'm very industrious.
13:14Sup?
13:15So this is what's going on?
13:16We're going to farm all day?
13:18No.
13:19That's what you call a nice copole experience?
13:21Calm down.
13:22Oh, my God, lady.
13:23Jeez.
13:25How'd you like to do this, Manone?
13:27Would you like to do this?
13:28Would this thrill you?
13:29It sounds selfish, but I get it.
13:31I get it, girl.
13:32She's like, this is not my job.
13:34I'm not a farmer.
13:35I'm not getting paid.
13:36On our one-child-free day, you take me to a goat farm?
13:41How dare you?
13:42I mean, I feel her.
13:43I feel her.
13:44I'm sorry.
13:45You left me for like some freaking .
13:48I was there to learn.
13:49No, that's not cool, bro.
13:50Not cool.
13:50Oh, my gosh.
13:52Not cool.
13:52Yeah, Manone, but you mad because he left you for the goat,
13:55but you want to eat the cheese?
13:57Meh.
13:58That's right, Manone.
13:59Right now, you're acting very bad because you want to eat the cheese.
14:04Wow.
14:06Oh, yes.
14:07OK, the good part, finally.
14:08Oh.
14:09I don't even want to eat the cheese now.
14:12After smelling the goats and being around them,
14:14I don't want to eat the cheese.
14:15Yeah.
14:16It's like seeing how hot dogs are made.
14:18I don't even want the hot dog anymore.
14:19See?
14:20The day isn't so bad after all, is it?
14:22Now, Manone.
14:23Oh, that looks good.
14:24That's not too bad.
14:25Turn it around.
14:26Let me see.
14:26Let me get a good 360-degree view.
14:29Looking good.
14:30I like it.
14:30There you go.
14:31I think it's going to be the best-looking ornament out there.
14:33OK, this is our new baby.
14:35Pumpkin head.
14:38You can see it now, yeah?
14:39See what?
14:41This.
14:41I mean, not like on this scale of like 130 goats.
14:45You mean making?
14:4580,000 cheese.
14:46You mean making and doing?
14:48I see myself eating the cheese.
14:50Oh, he want to make cheese and he own.
14:52She like goat cheese, bro.
14:54She don't like making it.
14:56She don't want to smell an animal.
14:58She just wants straight cheese.
14:59That's it.
15:00She's like, I already know what you're thinking.
15:04Don't even fix your lips to say it.
15:06It's not happening.
15:08She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
15:10I don't know what to do anymore with you, Anthony.
15:13Maybe we just cannot communicate with each other.
15:18He needs to work on a goat farm.
15:19Don't bring the goat farm home.
15:21Yeah, exactly.
15:22True.
15:22With the .
15:32That's right.
15:33But if you constipated, Manon, blame Anthony
15:36from that cheese.
15:43Where are we?
15:44Looks like Mochi.
15:45I'm guessing somewhere South America.
15:48Damn, there's a whole bunch of dogs just walking around.
15:50In my country, too, they have, they live everywhere.
15:53And people give them food.
15:54Look at Madeleine.
15:55Let's see how this is going to go.
15:58The conversation with Brian made me question my future with Madeleine.
16:02But I love her.
16:04And I don't want a life without her in it.
16:08Is he buying her something again?
16:10Oh, boy.
16:11He's head over heels infatuated.
16:14Yeah.
16:15What's he have in this box he has a gift for her?
16:17Is he getting it in the box or something?
16:20If he really loved her, he should get her a dryer.
16:23That is the way to a Colombian woman's heart, a dryer.
16:26Because she doesn't have to put up all her clothes or anything.
16:29One hour, everything's done.
16:30Get her a dryer, boy.
16:32I have your boxers.
16:34And I have your new dog.
16:38Look at this.
16:40A puppy!
16:43Oh, my gosh.
16:45That's good.
16:46Oh, super cute.
16:47I love it.
16:48Oh, my gosh.
16:50That is adorable.
16:52It looks like an Ewok.
16:53Aw.
16:55What's cute?
16:57That'll keep her occupied for a couple months.
17:00I had to move some money around.
17:01It was $2,000.
17:03Is this a good use of money?
17:05I don't know.
17:06$2,000.
17:07$2,000?
17:09Luke is kissing that ass, yo.
17:13Being materialistic don't last long in a relationship.
17:16You have to build your relationship on trust and love.
17:20He is buying his way back into her heart.
17:24Which only lasts so long.
17:26Yeah.
17:26Once the high wears off from it all.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:29Oh, it's mochi.
17:33Mochi.
17:34Now, mochi is a rescue.
17:37Mutt.
17:38Look, mochi.
17:39Look at that dog.
17:40She's cute, but ain't got nothing on you.
17:43That's right.
17:45So it looks like Chewbacca.
17:47So I think we should call him Chewy.
17:50I know, boys, one.
17:51Huh?
17:52Cairo.
17:52Cairo, the signification is the time of God is perfect.
17:58She's got to name it, obviously.
17:58Yeah.
17:59And she's so young, she's probably like, who the hell is Chewbacca?
18:03It's like 19.
18:04Look, mochi, mochi says the dog.
18:07Mochi's watching TV, yep, mochi.
18:08Yeah, look at mochi.
18:09That's my special dog, mochi.
18:10Mochi, show us who the bad guy is.
18:12Get mochi.
18:13Get mochi.
18:14The puppy looks like a little teddy bear.
18:16You could name it cub.
18:17You could name it cub.
18:18That's cute.
18:19I love it.
18:20Pebble.
18:21I like little pebbles.
18:22It doesn't look like a pebble.
18:24What does a pebble look like?
18:25It's a stone, a little pebble.
18:27Yeah, it's little pebbles looking things.
18:29That puppy was so expensive, but this is not all the money.
18:34My love's language is take care of me and service to me.
18:38That's not how love language goes.
18:40Wait, this is not about the money.
18:41I know.
18:42But you got to take care of me with money.
18:45So what's our love language?
18:47Mine's cooking for you.
18:49Yeah.
18:50That's true.
18:51Cocktails are the way to mine.
18:53That's my love language.
18:55My love language says, hey, get these kids out of my damn bed,
18:59so I can sleep in peace and don't get kicked in my back,
19:01kicked in my butt.
19:02That's love language.
19:03So I can be next to you, but you want them in the bed.
19:06At the end of the day, I just want to move on.
19:10That's it.
19:11You know the only reason I don't want to be mad at you?
19:14Why?
19:15I don't want to be mad at Dad because he gave me two.
19:20That works.
19:21I take it.
19:22I take it.
19:23I'm not going to be mad at Dad.
19:24There you go.
19:25I don't want to be mad at you for the sake of the puppy.
19:26I'll take it.
19:27There you go.
19:28All right.
19:29Progress.
19:30This is one of the very few times you've seen her really happy.
19:32Probably the only one.
19:33Now we know what makes her happy.
19:34I guess a puppy.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Give them a year.
19:37They're going to have 12 dogs.
19:38Yeah, that's true.
19:39I don't like the fact that I'm leaving and I'm leaving you here.
19:43You've made a decision to stay here with no financial support.
19:46She is going to be back home quicker than you think, Mama, because you see these roots?
19:51They're coming out.
19:52She's got to get that hair done soon.
19:54Look what I bring.
19:56Mmm.
19:57Some hot chocolate.
19:59Oh, yeah.
20:00You know, it's full.
20:02Everything has to be comfy and warm.
20:04I can make you a whipped cream thong and lick it off everywhere.
20:10I'll take that one.
20:11It's on my side.
20:12Put marshmallows.
20:13That's what you're preparing in America?
20:15Yeah.
20:16This time I'm doing mine.
20:17You do yours.
20:18Do what you want.
20:19Then I'll do this.
20:22Right?
20:23I don't prepare my cue.
20:24I want my cue.
20:25I can't do that.
20:27I don't call me nothing.
20:29I got you.
20:30Don't worry about it.
20:37We are here.
20:38Yay!
20:40Aruba!
20:41We are back on the beaches of Aruba.
20:43Family beach day.
20:44Boop, boop.
20:45Johnny, Chloe, and Mom.
20:48Maybe a beach day will be nice.
20:50You know, chill out, have a couple of drinks.
20:52Let's see if it goes that way.
20:53That's what they need, I think.
20:55I think my mom's offer of Jonathan and me both moving to work with the company would have
21:01sounded great.
21:02But it's important to us to build something together and kind of create our own life in
21:08the future.
21:09You can create your own life and keep the family business going and with your man.
21:15And live good.
21:16You're going to be making the more money working for your family than Jonathan makes now working
21:20on the pirate ship.
21:21Yeah, what he does is kind of like a playboy job.
21:24Yeah.
21:25Or nowadays they call it an F-boy job.
21:28Yeah.
21:29You know?
21:30I don't like that word.
21:31Hey, you putting on more whipped cream?
21:34I love cream.
21:35That tastes super good.
21:36I want to hide it from the kid.
21:38They want to eat.
21:39You better hide it from Bryson.
21:40Yeah, Bryson asked me already.
21:42Yeah, honey.
21:43Acuna Patata.
21:44Two pina coladas.
21:45Two pina coladas, please.
21:47It's like the heaviest card I ever held in my room.
21:50It doesn't melt.
21:51It's metal.
21:52Wow.
21:53That means there's some money in that card, okay?
21:56Mm-hmm.
21:57When you...
21:58There's some money in there.
21:59That's how much money she got.
22:00It's heavy.
22:02I have not had a metal card.
22:03Have you?
22:04I didn't know they existed, to be honest.
22:06Why would you be worried if they burned?
22:08The plastic ones, I've never had one burned in my wallet.
22:11Well, you burned through a card.
22:13I know that much.
22:14That I have.
22:15Yes, you have.
22:18I don't like the fact that I'm leaving and I'm leaving you here.
22:21Like, you've made a decision to stay here, and with no financial support, I just think
22:26Boston would be a better place for both of you.
22:29Mom has a right to be super concerned.
22:31I would be concerned.
22:33She is gonna be back home quicker than you think, Mama, because you see these roots?
22:38They're coming out.
22:39She's gonna get that hair done soon.
22:41She'll be back.
22:42Don't worry about it.
22:44I mean, going to the States would also be a lot harder.
22:47The processes are much longer and much harder.
22:50Me and Jonathan would have to do, like, long distance for a long time.
22:53And Jonathan and I will not last long distance.
22:57We won't.
22:58I've told you this.
22:59We just won't.
23:00Well, then it's not gonna be love, you know?
23:01Right.
23:02If you can't work at a long distance, if you know it's not gonna work, then why?
23:05Why bother now, you know?
23:07Exactly.
23:08The reason, like, long distance won't work for them actually probably isn't Johnny's problem.
23:13It's Chloe's problem because she's jealous.
23:16But a lot of times it's not even just about whether you're testing your relationship, if you can make it or not.
23:21It's just you want to be together.
23:22There he is.
23:23Period.
23:24We last.
23:25We did long distance.
23:26If your relationship is meant to be and you really wanted to work, you're gonna make it happen.
23:31If not, you'll be out there playing around with people.
23:33At the very beginning, I thought everything was fine.
23:36And then all of a sudden, he's like, I'm going to Miami for a boys trip.
23:41Then I found out on social media that he was with a girl for her birthday.
23:47Oh!
23:50Oh, that's, that's, there's no such thing as a Miami boys trip.
23:54That's automatically a cheating trip.
23:56Yeah.
23:57That's a cheating trip.
23:58That's why he went there.
24:00He went to Florida to go see another girl.
24:02He brought her there for her birthday.
24:04Yeah.
24:05So she was from here?
24:06She was from here.
24:07Yeah.
24:08Oh, you're taking bitches on vacation.
24:09Oh, no.
24:10To the U.S.
24:11Hmm.
24:15Talk about pirates of the Caribbean, Johnny out there burying his treasure in another woman.
24:20I don't have a positive outlook on where this is going.
24:25But, you know, for your sake, I really hope it doesn't backfire.
24:30You never tell your mom or your family or your friends that your man cheated unless you're
24:37ready to leave them.
24:38Forever.
24:39When you're ready to leave, then you tell them because they're like, yeah, him.
24:43You can do better.
24:44But, but if you're going to stay with him, you got to kind of keep under wraps.
24:46Or if you're going to forgive him.
24:48Yes.
24:49You got to keep it to yourself.
24:50He should have never went to go get those drinks.
24:53Really?
24:54That was a bad decision.
24:56Bad decision.
24:57How I couldn't take the little, the bigger suitcase with this.
25:02Like, I am the woman.
25:03I need to be straight like a queen.
25:05Yeah, my side is more too.
25:07She got chicken wings.
25:09Yeah, me too.
25:10Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
25:13What is the biggest gift that you've gotten?
25:16Like?
25:17The biggest I'm sorry gift.
25:18Biggest I'm sorry gift was Trixie.
25:21And she was $3,500.
25:24On a payment plan.
25:25Yes, but the guy who got me, Trixie, her daddy, he cheated on me and then got arrested,
25:33went to jail and I helped him out while in jail.
25:35So then when he got out, he was like, oopsie, and I got Trixie.
25:40That was a good gift.
25:41It was.
25:42It lasted 15 years.
25:43It was a nice apology.
25:50Where are we now?
25:51I hear Spanish music.
25:53Back to South America.
25:55Yep, Colombia.
25:58Is this India?
26:00It looks like Mexico.
26:01It does, a lot.
26:03Oh, Colombia.
26:04Yeah.
26:07Are you ready to go do what that thing?
26:09Can you pop the trunk?
26:12Do more, baby.
26:14She kissed that dog more than she kissed Luke.
26:16Yeah.
26:17Real.
26:18No, you're getting current things.
26:20Oh, look at he has the diaper bag and all the toys.
26:24Oh, new parents.
26:25Yeah.
26:26What kind of bed they got for those dogs?
26:28God.
26:29Too much expensive, unnecessary stuff.
26:31See, Moji just sleeps on a towel.
26:33Are you guys ready for three hours of dry?
26:39Can you help me?
26:40Put this on this hanger.
26:41No, do it.
26:42You're ridiculous.
26:43She's like, I have the dogs in my hands.
26:46You have two arms.
26:47You can do it.
26:48That's a deal breaker right there.
26:49And he's carrying all her clothes.
26:51I always load the car.
26:52You know why?
26:53Because I'm a better loader than you.
26:55I even like to stock the freezer.
26:57Because I know how to stock the freezer better than you.
26:59And you just throw everything.
27:00Yeah, you fix it better.
27:02Yeah, you know why?
27:03Because I used to work in the supermarket.
27:04Hey.
27:05Do you know what I think?
27:07Yeah.
27:08That dogs are a very good sense of character.
27:12OK, now is not the time to be making jokes.
27:17I don't think she's a joking kind of woman.
27:19Mm-mm.
27:20Are you surprised the dog did not heal everything?
27:22I am.
27:23I thought it was going to be better for a longer period.
27:2510 minutes tops it was.
27:2710 minutes tops.
27:28I don't know.
27:29I wouldn't even feel comfortable with a dog sitting on my lap while I'm dropping.
27:32Me either.
27:33A lot of people do that, but I feel it's danger because a dog can fall in there.
27:36And you can have a accident.
27:38Oh.
27:39Oh.
27:40She always loved me more.
27:41So you want to go with your mama?
27:43And Kydo gonna have to love me more, too.
27:49You barely take care of him.
27:51Do not tell her that.
27:54Uh-oh.
27:55Here we go.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57Here we go.
27:58If he just didn't talk ever, I think that they would have a great relationship.
28:01That's like most men.
28:02If most men just never talked.
28:04You never help.
28:05I always do everything.
28:07Oh, what?
28:08You don't say that to yourself.
28:10You leave your boxers in the floor smiling like a .
28:15Oh, she said you got boxers, Luke.
28:21You better be quiet before she air your business out.
28:24She air the boxers out.
28:25Mm-hmm.
28:26Look this.
28:27How I couldn't take the little, the bigger suitcase with this.
28:32Like, I am the woman.
28:33I need to be trained like a queen.
28:36She's a dainty girl.
28:38She's not made to carry luggage.
28:40That's your job, Luke.
28:41Buy the dogs.
28:42Carry the luggage.
28:43Very easy.
28:44Yeah, you see these nails?
28:45You knew she wasn't doing any manual labor.
28:48Please.
28:49She's not helping with .
28:54She got chicken wings.
28:55Yeah, me too.
28:56Just throw some hot sauce on those chicken wings.
28:58I don't have a strong arm either.
29:00Andy, your arms are stronger than hers.
29:02I get her though.
29:03I tear more stuff into the car and it's like, uh, hello, help.
29:07And you have no words because you know I'm saying the truth.
29:10Really?
29:11Yeah, really.
29:12Really?
29:13Yeah.
29:14There.
29:17You want me to do everything.
29:18I do the work.
29:19I pay the bills.
29:20I do this.
29:21I cook.
29:22I clean.
29:23I do, like, oh, oh, oh, Luke.
29:25Luke finally grew up here.
29:27He got puppy power.
29:29Only thing I do is just look.
29:31You argue with her, you just put the dog up like this.
29:33At least if you can't contribute, treat him with a little respect.
29:38Agreed.
29:39I think I, like, give you a pretty good life and...
29:41You think you give me pretty good life?
29:44You think I already don't have a pretty good life?
29:48No.
29:49Look at her.
29:50Look at her.
29:51That's why she, she don't even believe it.
29:52She like, you think my life doesn't go already?
29:54Yeah.
29:55You better keep your eyes on the road.
29:58Well, if she can pay all of her bills, why ain't she doing it?
30:01Well, she's saying it because if she's going to be with the man, it's going to cost him.
30:04And he has to pay.
30:05He has to be the provider.
30:06Maybe her philosophy isn't so bad.
30:08It kind of is your philosophy, my friend.
30:11You know this tunnel that they're in right here?
30:13Yes.
30:14It's eight miles long.
30:15Oh, wow.
30:16It's like...
30:17What should I do with that knowledge?
30:18I'm just letting you know.
30:19What do you want me to do?
30:20It's the longest...
30:21Thank you for telling me.
30:22Wow.
30:23It's the longest tunnel in like all of Columbia.
30:24That's so cool.
30:25It's like 15 miles.
30:26Oh, that's cool.
30:27Thanks for the fun fact.
30:30You never made me happy.
30:32Exactly.
30:33So like, what are we doing here?
30:34Never.
30:35Shut up.
30:36Oh, okay.
30:39Drop me off.
30:40Drop me off.
30:41That's what I said.
30:42Drop me off.
30:43I'll take a taxi home.
30:44I bet he feels so stupid giving that dog up for two grand just to be going through this
30:49again.
30:50Man, you better take that dog back and get your money, bro.
30:53Respect goes both ways.
30:54No importa.
30:56I'm saying you need...
30:57You're going to broke up this relationship.
31:01you.
31:02Oh, man.
31:03How long did you say the tunnel was?
31:04It's the tunnel.
31:05Oh, boy.
31:06It's 15 or 8 kilometer miles.
31:08Something or other.
31:09I get pissed off every time I'm in that tunnel because it's so claustrophobic.
31:12It's like cat fever.
31:13And I'm like, yes.
31:14I got it.
31:15It's making it worse.
31:16I blame the tunnel.
31:17It's not your fault, girl.
31:18It's the tunnel.
31:19This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
31:24It's not done.
31:25Your tone says bad.
31:26Your tone, your face.
31:27They got to start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
31:32Okay, here's the deal, Julian.
31:34We're going to paint our favorite animal.
31:36You're going to paint Mochi, the pup, and I'm going to paint Biscuit.
31:42I'm going to help you.
31:43I want you to look at the shape and see what shape do you see in there.
31:47You know I'm not a good painter at all.
31:48Okay.
31:49Doesn't Mochi's head kind of look like a potato?
31:51Yeah.
31:52So I want you to paint a potato shape.
31:55I never got artist genes.
31:58Well, you're getting it now, honey buns.
32:01It's not as difficult as you think once you let your brain free from captivity.
32:07I'm trying my best.
32:08All right.
32:09Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
32:10We are in India.
32:11Definitely India.
32:12Back in the restaurant.
32:13This is the third day of coffee and business is okay.
32:26It's not done.
32:27Your tone says bad.
32:28Your tone, your face tells me everything.
32:31Oh, here's Mr. Positivity's coming in.
32:33They got to start selling that Jenny spaghetti.
32:36I heard about Sumit's cafe from some of his friends that he opened it and he didn't invite
32:44me in the inauguration.
32:45I don't know why.
32:46Uh-oh.
32:47I wonder what was up with that.
32:49Oh.
32:50Because you were getting bad vibes.
32:52Plus, you didn't give him the great deal as he thought he should get on your used equipment.
32:57Meaning free.
32:58Mm-mm.
32:59Come outside.
33:00I want to talk to you.
33:01Go have a coffee.
33:02How much is it?
33:0370 for the small and 90 for the big.
33:06It's too much.
33:0782 cents and a dollar something.
33:09Wow, that seems like a bargain.
33:12It's too much?
33:13What you talking about is too much?
33:15That's a good deal, mister.
33:17You can't afford it.
33:18Don't come to my cafe telling me it's too expensive.
33:20Just charge him extra just because she don't like him anyway.
33:23Sir, it's on me, okay?
33:25It's very expensive though.
33:27It's on me.
33:28Also, now we're giving away free , huh, Jenny?
33:31It is the small, but she ain't gonna give him the big one.
33:36Do you give tips?
33:37No, I will not.
33:40So you're gonna back?
33:41Mm.
33:42That's right.
33:43He don't tip.
33:44What a cheapskate.
33:45I like a generous guy, but in the right way.
33:50Do you think you will survive here?
33:53You don't have chefs.
33:54Your parents are cooking food.
33:56Who does that?
33:57It's called the family cafe.
33:59For a reason.
34:00Homeboy, listen.
34:01You need to take a chill pill, okay?
34:03Because that's my parents.
34:05They've been cooking since I was a little guy, and it tastes great.
34:08So those have been my chefs my whole entire life.
34:11More older people cook better because my grandma was cooking better than me.
34:15All those students who are living away from their house, I want them to eat something
34:20and think about like they are still with their family.
34:23That's right.
34:24Businessman, too.
34:25Businessman.
34:26Go, Samantha.
34:27Defend your business.
34:28That's right, Samantha.
34:29Defend your gold.
34:30Say, this is my damn restaurant.
34:31If you don't like it, get to stepping.
34:33You theme a place, and if it is a family cafe, you want the old lady to cook because she
34:38cooks the best.
34:39Well, three out of four of them here are senior citizens.
34:42So the food's probably good.
34:44And look, what he's ordering is coffee.
34:47Of one customer.
34:48Yeah, but there's hardly any customer over there.
34:51Maybe after hearing the price, he will go away.
34:53No.
34:54No, after he would have said that out, he just took his coffee and poured it out.
34:58It's like, get off these premises with your negativity, Rohit.
35:03Exactly.
35:04They'll let him come over next time.
35:05Banned him.
35:06Give him a criminal trespass warning.
35:07I really feel pressure because I want to prove him wrong.
35:11And show him that we can be successful.
35:14I need to make this cafe work.
35:17I believe in Samit and Jenny and the Family Cafe.
35:21I think if they just keep on marketing and just letting out that positive energy, the business will come.
35:28Okay, Julian.
35:29It's time to show our masterpieces on the count of three.
35:33One, two, three.
35:38Yours looks like a spider.
35:43Even though it's hideous, I'm a little proud of it.
35:46It's kind of growing on me.
35:47Yeah.
35:48Let's put him in the art studio.
35:50That's your first endeavor.
35:52Next time on 90 Day Fiancé, the other way.
35:55Next time on.
35:57Ah, stupid.
35:58I don't know if I'm nervous for Manon to see me as a mime or to improvise for strangers.
36:04He went all the way to France to be a street performer?
36:08You could have did that in New York City.
36:11He would make a good mind.
36:13Yeah.
36:14I think it's adorable.
36:16What the ?
36:17Antonio, what the heck?
36:18What are you doing?
36:19What is wrong with you?
36:24That is such a turn off though.
36:25What am I, married to a clown?
36:27That's so...
36:28Monica.
36:29You can never have sex again.
36:30You gonna pay for that?
36:31Who pay you for that?
36:32Who pay for that ?
36:34I ain't gonna pay you no money for that.
36:36That's whack.
36:37Welcome to the great outdoors.
36:39I love it.
36:40Really?
36:41It's so different from being in the city.
36:45That's mom.
36:46Hi, mom.
36:47What the frick, mom?
36:48Why are you calling during their camping trip?
36:50She said mom could call anytime.
36:52But that doesn't really mean anytime.
36:54She gonna call when you guys having sex.
36:56Like, whoa, what you guys doing?
36:58Oh, we're here having sex.
37:00I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew in the past six months.
37:09Shifts?
37:10Oh, is that a bad thing?
37:13Oh, looky there.
37:14It's Greta mashing taters.
37:16Damn, him beating that out of them potatoes in that pot.
37:18You gonna scratch that pot, girl.
37:19You don't do that with that.
37:21Honey, I'm home.
37:22Hey.
37:23What's with this?
37:24Oh, no.
37:25Why is she crying?
37:26She don't know how to cook.
37:27Was that the onions?
37:28Could you imagine coming home from a long day at work and your girlfriend's like crying?
37:33Hey.
37:34God, I hate my life.
37:35She's cooking the vegan food.
37:38Since I've arrived, all we've done is fight.
37:41I have doubt in my mind whether or not I'm the right person for you.
37:46Since you arrived, since you've been in a relationship.
37:49A little late to the game.
37:50A little late to the game, Luke.
37:52We don't make each other happy.
37:54What are we doing here?
37:55It looked like she wearing that dog on her body.
37:58That coat looked like it was made out of that dog.
38:00I'll tell you this.
38:01I'm ready for next week.
38:03I want to see my man in the street like this.
38:04Look.
38:05Are you kidding me?
38:09Oh.
38:10Geez.
38:11This episode was so good.
38:12Next week is going to take so long to get here because I want to know what's happening now.
38:14I know.
38:15Well, me too.
38:16But I'm excited for Thanksgiving this week, aren't you?
38:17Oh, yes.
38:18The food and all.
38:19Oh, we have to finish those pies.
38:20Actually, let's go fill them up.
38:21Come on.
38:22Yeah, have fun.
38:23Let's go.
38:24Come and help me.
38:25All right.
38:26Geez, you lazy.
38:27I definitely want goats after watching Manon at the goat farm.
38:30And I saw the possibilities.
38:31We can do a goat yoga class or something.
38:34No, I ain't doing goat yoga.
38:36Let's paint with goats.
38:37Let's paint with mini dockies.
38:39Okay.
38:40Let's have a cheese and wine tasting with alpacas.
38:45Oh, gosh, Lee.
38:47Everything could happen.
38:48Everything.
38:57Gabe, are you coming or what?
38:59I'm stuck in a box.
39:00I'm stuck in a box.
39:01I'm stuck in a box.
39:02Oh, this looks good.
39:03Bring in the pie filling.
39:05Here it is.
39:06I got it.
39:07This is going to be so tasty, this pumpkin recipe that I got.
39:10But I can't wait to try this.
39:11It looks good.
39:12It looks good.
39:13I can smell it.
39:14I know.
39:15Well, it's been in the oven.
39:16How long?
39:17It'll be 40 minutes, and then we'll come back and get it.
39:20Do I get to eat it in 40 minutes?
39:22No, this isn't for tonight.
39:23Oh, I have to wait till tomorrow.
39:25Oh, wow.
39:26It's such a process.
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