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00:00I'm so excited for this week.
00:05Tell up, tell up.
00:06Tell up, tell up, tell up, tell up.
00:10Let's go, part two, baby.
00:17I'm Bulgarian.
00:20All of you are going to hear us scream tonight.
00:26I think Georgia grabbed the bottle while the bar
00:28told us about it.
00:29Oh, my God.
00:32There is no way Matt had this moment planned in his life,
00:36that's for sure.
00:38If I was there, I would dare Karen Guillermo to kiss.
00:41I literally was thinking the same thing.
00:43Oh, my God.
00:43I was thinking the exact same thing.
00:45I was too.
00:45Oh, you're on to something.
00:46With tongue.
00:47I don't believe.
00:48I don't believe.
00:49They don't believe me.
00:50One second.
00:52Let me.
00:52Oh, wow.
00:53Let me just show like this.
00:56Wow.
00:58She's so good at hiding it, though.
00:59Look at the mom's face, though.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:01I mean, it's probably the best news Igor could ever imagine.
01:04He'll always remember where he was when he heard the news.
01:07What he was doing.
01:08On the toilet?
01:09Yeah, it looks like it.
01:15The show's about to start.
01:16You guys excited?
01:17Let's do it.
01:18We are.
01:18Let's do it.
01:19I mean, so much happened last week.
01:20What do you guys think is going to happen this week?
01:22We left off with the Florida group.
01:24This seems like it happens to Andre every tell-all, everything.
01:28Every time I see Andre, he gets in trouble.
01:30Now, I don't want to see it come to blows,
01:31but I got my money on Alex.
01:34OK, so the tell-all's about to get started.
01:35We're coming right back in to Andre,
01:38literally challenging Alex to a duel.
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:41Like an actual fight fight.
01:43Like what?
01:44The first person to raise a fist has run out of ideas.
01:48Oh.
01:49That's a profound quote.
01:50That's pretty Aristotle.
01:51I know, right?
01:52What if your idea is fighting?
01:53Write that down.
01:54But I hope nobody fights.
01:55Somebody's going to fight.
01:56Somebody's going to fight.
01:57OK, let's watch.
02:00Let's fight.
02:01I don't give a .
02:02Andre, calm down.
02:04Why are you running your mouth?
02:06Oh, .
02:07Right into it.
02:08Right back into it.
02:09Yara, do you want to weigh in on this?
02:13Everything is like a big mess.
02:15You don't react.
02:16What can we tell about that?
02:17What can we tell about that?
02:18How can we just get a word in between that?
02:19Well, you sit there and stir the pot,
02:20and then you sit back quiet.
02:21Why didn't we stir the pot?
02:22Like, say something about it.
02:24You were there.
02:25That's right.
02:26How is she stirring the pot?
02:27Joby's a starter, man.
02:29I mean, you could say there is a little bit of a stirring
02:32of the pot.
02:33You know, Joby does, for sure.
02:34I don't think Yara so much, but for sure, Joby.
02:37But when he does it, I think he does it kind of in a
02:39goofball way.
02:40Like, it's not like, oh, this is kind of joking.
02:43Who called me a horrible person?
02:45I don't know if that was said or when it was said.
02:47I've never said that.
02:48Nobody.
02:49Nobody.
02:50Who called me a horrible person?
02:53They said dick.
02:55Being called a son of a whore is definitely worse
02:57than being called a dick, I think.
02:58Yeah, of course.
02:59Because it's calling your mother a whore.
03:00Uh-huh.
03:01Right?
03:02I can take dick all day.
03:05That came out bad.
03:06This is a setup!
03:08It's a setup!
03:09You've been hanging out with Kenny too long.
03:12You've been hanging out with Kenny too long.
03:14You've set me up!
03:16I'm sorry I called you a dick.
03:18I'm sorry your butt hurt over it.
03:19I'm so sorry.
03:20Okay, your butt hurt like you apologized a lot.
03:22But that's not a real apology.
03:23I kept apologizing for 20 times!
03:27Like, how many more times can I apologize?
03:30What is the screaming today?
03:32The screaming is crazy, but honestly, I'm kind of on Lauren's side.
03:36This horrible person thing is comical.
03:38Like, shut up, Andre.
03:39I'd rather you not apologize and say anything if I'm forcing you to say it.
03:43Or they say, I'm sorry that I've made you feel this way.
03:46Like, I didn't really do anything, but I'm sorry you felt that way.
03:48Which is every Lauren apology ever.
03:50And that's not an apology.
03:51Yeah.
03:52Elizabeth, you told Yara that Lauren made fun of her clothes.
03:58Is that right?
03:59Yes.
04:00No, I don't think I use those words.
04:01You never said that.
04:02No.
04:03I said that she discusses her clothes.
04:05I never said she made fun of her.
04:07Okay.
04:08Potato, potato, Elizabeth.
04:10What are we doing?
04:11So again, sharing personal conversations, but you don't talk about me.
04:15Is that not girl code?
04:16Should I not warn another girl that another girl's talking about her?
04:20Should I not warn her about that?
04:22Girl!
04:23Damn, I didn't know this was girl code.
04:25She did that to be an asshole.
04:27Yeah.
04:28I believe that.
04:29And to get Yara on her side.
04:30Yeah.
04:31100%.
04:32Girls do that petty amongst each other.
04:33Girl code is complicated.
04:34Girl code is complicated.
04:35Guys code is much easier.
04:36But gay code is the worst.
04:38What is gay code?
04:39Girl code and gay code.
04:42You get catty and you talk all kinds of .
04:45I love that.
04:46You could not survive gay code.
04:48Aw.
04:49Wait, one more thing.
04:50I was told that apparently Elizabeth and Andre told Yara and Jovi that they had to choose between us or Yara and Jovi.
04:59I think I said it or I don't know.
05:01You said it.
05:02Yeah.
05:03When I said, hey, listen, you have to choose because you're playing a double game.
05:06Put your money where your mouth is.
05:07Yeah, yeah.
05:08Who is your friend?
05:09Your friend or your friend because you're like, it seems like there's a lot of fakeness going on.
05:13So I was like, okay, let's figure it out.
05:15We were all on sides last week.
05:17Whose side are you on now after all this?
05:19I'm on Elizabeth's side.
05:21Wow.
05:22I'm on Lauren and Alex's side.
05:24Why?
05:25Because I think this is being a fugazi.
05:27This is a fugazi over here.
05:28They're setting stuff.
05:29Fugazi.
05:30Who said you were to Yara?
05:31I'm sorry.
05:32Everything.
05:33Look at them.
05:34They're both of them together.
05:35They're evil partners over here.
05:36Andre's making up .
05:37She's making up .
05:38Yeah, right.
05:39Yeah.
05:40I see the whole thing.
05:41Oh.
05:42It's a fugazi.
05:43Out of the three, I think Yara and Jovi are the best ones.
05:45I just don't think they really are taking this so serious and they all are.
05:49Okay.
05:50It's clear that feelings are hurt and emotions are high, so we're going to pause this conversation
05:55for right now and let everybody cool down.
05:58We will touch base later and we will be joined by Lauren's friend, Noga.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04Bring her on.
06:05Oh, God.
06:06They're coming into the chat.
06:09Holy .
06:10Oh, she was out of line.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Well, because I think that's where it all stemmed from.
06:15They wanted Lauren to defend Andre to her friend because she was bitching him out and she did.
06:19Yeah.
06:20But it also all started with Lauren.
06:22It did start with Lauren.
06:23That night.
06:24That's when it all started.
06:26Welcome to my humble giant room.
06:28Wow.
06:29Make yourself at home.
06:30Very nice.
06:31All right.
06:32That's a good game.
06:33What do you want to play?
06:34Truth or dare?
06:35Truth or dare.
06:36I'm glad we did not play this game.
06:37Brandon.
06:38Truth or dare.
06:39What up?
06:40Yes, you.
06:41Truth.
06:42Boring.
06:43Boring.
06:44I dare you to lick that door handle.
06:45I have to lick a door handle?
06:46Seriously?
06:47Oh my God.
06:48Ew.
06:49Ew.
06:50Ew.
06:51Ew.
06:52Ew.
06:53That's nasty.
06:54I would not want to lick it.
06:55I want like a...
06:56Lick it.
06:57Lick it.
06:58Lick it.
06:59Lick it.
07:00Lick it.
07:01Lick it.
07:02Lick it.
07:03Lick it.
07:04Lick it.
07:05Lick it.
07:06Lick it.
07:07Lick it.
07:08Lick it.
07:09Lick it.
07:10Lick it.
07:11Lick it.
07:12Lick it.
07:13Lick it.
07:14Oh.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh.
07:17He did it.
07:18Hell yeah.
07:19Yeah.
07:20All right, Matt.
07:21No.
07:22Son of a bitch.
07:23Son of a bitch.
07:24You got it.
07:25You got it.
07:26I dare.
07:27Dare?
07:28I dare you.
07:29Suck a toe.
07:30A toe?
07:31Suck a toe.
07:32Oh.
07:33Wait, what?
07:34Oh, my God.
07:35Dude, the idea is just making me want to bark.
07:37Yeah.
07:38Dude, there's no way I'm sucking.
07:40Bro, you have to be engaged in sock toes.
07:43Come on.
07:44Puppy, sock it.
07:45Bruh.
07:46You got it.
07:47Suck a toe.
07:48Suck a toe.
07:49Oh, wow.
07:50Suck a toe.
07:51Oh, my God.
07:52He's going for the...
07:53Oh.
07:54He's like...
07:55He's enjoying it.
07:56And he didn't lick it.
07:57He put it in his teeth like that.
07:58There is no way Matt had this moment planned in his life, that's for sure.
08:03Oh, yeah.
08:04If I was there, I would dare Cara and Guillermo to kiss.
08:07I literally was thinking the same thing.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09That's a good one.
08:10I was thinking the exact same thing.
08:11I was doing it.
08:12Oh, you're on with something.
08:13With tongue.
08:14I'm thinking about Jasmine sucking Gino's toes.
08:17You can't shake it, can you?
08:18Yeah, no.
08:19There was over a year and it's doing our minds.
08:22I have, like, PTSD watching that.
08:24Jasmine.
08:25Uh-huh.
08:26Truth or dare?
08:28Okay.
08:29Truth.
08:31Do you...
08:33love Matt the same as you love Gino?
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:40Cassie.
08:41With Gino, I didn't love him in a healthy way but I was so obsessed with him.
08:46Like, I love him, you know, in a very passionate way.
08:49No, she doesn't love me as much as him.
08:51I don't know.
08:52Whoa.
08:53That sounded like she was more obsessed with Gino.
08:55Gino.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Oh, gosh.
08:59It was an easy answer, girl.
09:00But I do love him.
09:03I like his companion.
09:05Sex is the freaking best.
09:09Well, you definitely have chemistry.
09:11Matt's gonna start crying.
09:13Oh, please.
09:14Nothing kills a truth or dare vibe like that.
09:16I know.
09:17I'm doing the game.
09:18I don't know how Matt puts up with it.
09:19Would you?
09:20Hell no.
09:21I'd be like...
09:22Hell no.
09:23If, like, I was Matt and the first answer wasn't...
09:26I love Matt way more.
09:28Yeah.
09:29I would've just been like...
09:30I would've been out of there.
09:31True or dare?
09:33Okay, dare.
09:34Okay.
09:35I want you are dancing for your wife.
09:38She's still your wife.
09:40Take off your shirt and make sexy feeding her this sandwich without your hand.
09:47Oh.
09:48Ooh.
09:49Can we get some sexy music?
09:51Can we get some sexy music?
09:52Yuma couldn't stand up quick enough.
09:54Yeah.
09:55Oh, .
09:56What?
09:57There's a lot going on there.
09:58She's looking for us.
09:59Obviously, she's...
10:00We're feeling her fantasy over there.
10:02Yeah.
10:03She's like, you take your clothes off, feed her a sandwich, and get sexy for her.
10:08Imagine that sounds amazing.
10:12Oh, wow.
10:13Oh.
10:16Ooh.
10:17I'll make her smell it.
10:18There you go.
10:19Yeah.
10:20Doggy man, oh.
10:21Woo, woo.
10:22Ooh.
10:23Ah.
10:26And feed her.
10:27Feed her.
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh.
10:30Oh.
10:31Oh.
10:36Wow.
10:37That was cute.
10:38That interaction those two had, Cara and Guillermo, was giving that there was still some,
10:43like, attraction.
10:44Yeah.
10:45On both ends.
10:46I think so.
10:47Guillermo's not bad there.
10:49I don't say that much.
10:51Sorry.
10:52I agree.
10:53What, you want to see Guillermo feed you a sandwich?
10:55No, I want you to do that to me.
10:57We said that.
10:58Oh, someone jolly.
10:59We said that it's not bad.
11:00I mean, he doesn't look bad.
11:02That's all we said.
11:03That's all we said.
11:04Sure.
11:05Backtracking.
11:06Hey, when's the last time you guys had sex?
11:08We're just too busy.
11:09You're busy?
11:10Do I have sex?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Oh, come on.
11:13You can do a quickie.
11:14Gino?
11:15Of all people saying someone can do a quickie?
11:16I know.
11:17How did your quickie take, what, 10 months, Gino?
11:20Yeah.
11:21So I've been loving it in California.
11:23It's been so fun.
11:24But I feel like all week I've been hearing these California accents.
11:29Like, I got on the 405 to get on the 101.
11:34Like, oh my God, I'm so afraid of traffic.
11:38Well, that was more valley.
11:39No, really though, if people from, like, Orange County at least, if you talk too fast, then there's like a twang. I'm guilty of it.
11:46But it also does heavily revolve around the freeways.
11:50Like, I was on the five and then there was, like, so much traffic.
11:53So then I had to hop on the 405 because then, like, you know?
11:57If you don't say like 75 times in a conversation, you're not from California.
12:03Yeah.
12:06Oh, baby.
12:07Oh, Gino, another point for you.
12:09All right.
12:10Catching her up.
12:13Oh.
12:14All right, when's the last time you guys had sex?
12:20How many months?
12:22Months?
12:23That's crazy if they answer that question, like, how many months, you know?
12:27We're just too busy.
12:28She said January.
12:29Too busy to have sex?
12:30Yeah.
12:31Oh, come on.
12:32You can do a quickie.
12:33Gino?
12:34Of all people saying someone could do a quickie?
12:36How did your quickie take, what, 10 months, Gino?
12:39Yeah.
12:40Now I'm wondering if Dana had a point.
12:41Because if he's saying you could do a quickie and Dana's saying you knew day six, you didn't want her, the math isn't mathing.
12:47Yeah.
12:48It only takes, what, five, ten minutes?
12:50No, he's quick.
12:51He's quick.
12:52It's like a wham-bam, thank you, ma'am.
12:54It ain't hours long, that damn shirt.
12:56She outed him as a minute man.
12:58She's telling her, oh, that's probably why she doesn't want it.
13:00There you go.
13:01Like, you know, romancer.
13:03That's the thing, too.
13:04Darcy probably wants all this romance, and he just wants to get it done real quick sometimes.
13:08Sometimes you want that, it's just like, and she always wants more.
13:12Yeah.
13:13Y'all take a shot of tequila, make your way upstairs, and renew your six-month membership.
13:18Renew your membership.
13:22I love Jovi.
13:23Yeah, baby.
13:24I don't love Jovi, but that was pretty funny.
13:26I'm Bulgarian.
13:28Yes!
13:29All of you gonna hear us scream tonight.
13:35I think George grabbed a bottle while the bartender was open.
13:38Right?
13:39He's probably gonna pass out.
13:40Uh-huh.
13:41Probably.
13:42You've been there, right?
13:45I'd have my ear up against the door, then.
13:47I'd be like, I'm nosy.
13:50Let's go.
13:51Let's see it.
13:52Don't fall asleep.
13:54Wake up!
13:55Stop!
13:58Georgie, you feel like a dead body.
14:04Only screaming Darcy's gonna do tonight is because Georgie fell asleep on top of her.
14:08She can't breathe.
14:09It's gonna be hell.
14:10Yeah.
14:23Oh, I'm so ready.
14:24Yeah.
14:28All right, guys, we're ready for you back on set.
14:30Studio, day two.
14:31All right.
14:32Here we go.
14:33Back on set.
14:34Let's get it.
14:35Here we go.
14:36Remember that?
14:37I wonder who's next.
14:38Who you guys wanna see next?
14:40Ken Glemel.
14:41Yeah, what's going on with them?
14:42Yeah, what is going down?
14:44And I hope I don't pop out of my dress.
14:46I think you might have to have my vacuum.
14:48I think you already are popped out of it.
14:49For real.
14:50Look at those boobs.
14:51I mean, Darcy's boobs keep getting bigger and bigger.
14:54I know.
14:55What's going on?
14:56Eventually, she's gonna float away.
14:58Oh, my God.
15:00Welcome back to 90 Day Fiance.
15:02Happily Ever After, The Couples Tell All.
15:05I wanna start off with Cara and Guillermo.
15:08There we go.
15:09We got our wish.
15:11So, what is the status of your relationship?
15:15Yeah, what is it?
15:16Sova.
15:18Separated.
15:19Living separate.
15:20Living separate.
15:21Co-parenting.
15:22Living separate lives.
15:23Co-parenting.
15:24Still married.
15:25Raise your hands if you're Team Cara.
15:26Raise your hands if you're Team Guillermo.
15:29Okay, back to the show.
15:31Cara, you're still living in the house that you and Guillermo bought together.
15:33Yes.
15:34Okay.
15:36So, you both bought that house together.
15:38Mm-hmm.
15:39With both your funds.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:41Right.
15:44You see that face?
15:45That face.
15:46Now that we're separate, now I think about it and like, oh, I really did everything to really get us into that house, and he just gets to have 50% ownership.
15:55Oh, no.
15:56Aw.
15:57Are you kidding?
15:58Aw.
15:59And it's not fair, because when you're married and when a man, you know, divorces a woman, like, she's entitled and a half, so why is it any different here?
16:06Yeah.
16:07No, that's not right.
16:08They should sell the house and split the equity.
16:09Agreed.
16:10The payment that I was doing, it was like food and this and the other and the kid and the da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
16:15Specifically about the house, it was more so me.
16:19As our budget as a whole, it was sometimes more him, depending on what the bills were that month.
16:25The only reason why she had money to put into the house is because he was taking care of all the other bills.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Exactly.
16:31A lot of people do that.
16:32Like, they have two paychecks.
16:33One said, oh, mine will go towards the mortgage, and the other person, I'll buy the food and pay the utilities.
16:38Right.
16:39People do that all the time.
16:40Yeah, but, you know, you're both putting in.
16:42I hope he goes for the house.
16:44Get half the house.
16:45He's going to, dude.
16:46I come from nothing, and I don't care if I go back there.
16:52I just want to have a good life.
16:54That's it.
16:55And if I'm fighting with you, it's not going to give me that, so then just keep it.
17:01Wow.
17:02I love him.
17:03I know.
17:04That, like, broke my heart.
17:05Jeez Louise, Guillermo.
17:06I mean, after what Guillermo just said, it's pretty clear that he's just trying to move on.
17:10I would be like, we have to sell the house or something.
17:12I actually, I did fight for my house and my divorce, and I got the house.
17:17Wow.
17:18So I fought for the house because it wasn't my idea to get divorced.
17:22If it was my idea to get divorced, I would have been like this, whatever.
17:28OK.
17:29I want to pivot to another point of contention in your relationship.
17:33At one point in their marriage, something happened that fractured the relationship.
17:37Guillermo became suspicious of Cara and a relationship she had with a local DJ.
17:43Tell us about this DJ friend of yours.
17:46Javier and I became friends early, early, like 2008, 2009, dancing Bachata.
17:52It was an underground scene at that point.
17:54Had sex one time.
17:55One time.
17:56I immediately was like, we're friends.
17:59I have no interest in you.
18:00Sorry it went too far.
18:01I'd really like to keep it friends because we've been friends already for so long.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Have you guys ever had an experience like that where you had sex with somebody but realized
18:09that wasn't the move so you just stayed friends?
18:11Yes.
18:12Probably.
18:13And you couldn't wait for them to leave.
18:14I'm thinking probably too, I don't know.
18:16And they made me take them to breakfast.
18:19I've only had sex with two people.
18:22At the same time?
18:23No.
18:24Pardon me.
18:25Pardon me.
18:26But there was a time when we just got married that he was writing her.
18:33And the way he was writing, it was to invite her out.
18:39Oh.
18:40Ooh.
18:41Yeah, you're not telling the whole damn story.
18:44Of course.
18:45She's sleeping with him.
18:46Or maybe she was flirting with him to get what she wants because women know how to do
18:51that stuff.
18:52It happens all the time.
18:53He's got the connections.
18:54She needs the connections.
18:55She knows she could get it.
18:57Maybe she doesn't want them, but she's using it to her advantage.
19:00I'll be very honest.
19:03In my heart of hearts, if I went to him tomorrow and was like, hey, let's hook up, I have no
19:09doubts he would.
19:10Oh, my God.
19:11I have no doubt about it.
19:13Oh.
19:14Duh.
19:15Duh.
19:16Duh.
19:17Duh.
19:18Duh.
19:19Duh.
19:20Duh.
19:21And that's why it's not.
19:22Okay.
19:23Exactly.
19:24If you know a dude would if you gave him the opportunity, then you don't hang out when
19:26you're married.
19:27Exactly.
19:28I was just going to say, if you're single, whatever, but you're married to, especially
19:30a conservative man who's not down with that.
19:32But why would you say that?
19:33Why would you admit that?
19:34Yeah.
19:35It's the tell-all.
19:36No limits.
19:37Hello.
19:38Yeah, baby.
19:39But, Cara, have you ever cheated on Guillermo?
19:42Never.
19:43Never.
19:44I've cheated on people in my life, never with Guillermo.
19:47Guillermo, do you believe her?
19:50Sure.
19:51Sure.
19:53By my standards, hanging out with a dude at 4 a.m. that you've had sex with, that is cheating.
19:58I kind of believe her.
19:59Uh, I don't believe her.
20:01After watching this round of Truth or Dare, I think maybe we should play a little Truth
20:05or Dare ourselves.
20:06Oh.
20:07All right.
20:08Who goes first?
20:09Well, I guess, uh, since I said it, I'd probably be the one to set it.
20:13I'll go Dare.
20:14We're on the dangerous side.
20:16All right, John, I got one for you.
20:17Yeah.
20:18I dare you to prank call Armando.
20:20Am I?
20:21I mean...
20:23Will you let me?
20:24Yes.
20:25I mean, that's what I meant.
20:26Let me set you up here.
20:27We're on the speaker.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Okay.
20:34Three.
20:36You better answer.
20:37Armando?
20:38Hey, John.
20:39How's it going?
20:40How did you know?
20:41Come on!
20:42Come on!
20:43Come on!
20:44What the ?
20:45I was gonna say I had your husband hostage.
20:46Did you text him?
20:47No!
20:48Damn it!
20:49You should've disguised your damn voice.
20:50Yeah, what the hell?
20:51Is it that recognizable?
20:52Who doesn't know John's voice?
20:53All right.
20:54He's still there.
20:55Oh, you wanna talk to him?
20:56Say hi.
20:57Hi, Armando.
20:58Armando.
20:59Oh, you're having fun.
21:00Yeah, we're having fun.
21:01Yeah, we're having fun.
21:02Nice.
21:03All right.
21:04He's still there.
21:05Oh, you wanna talk to him?
21:06Say hi.
21:07Hi, Armando.
21:08Armando.
21:10Oh, you're having fun.
21:11Yeah, we're having fun.
21:12Yeah, we're having fun.
21:13Nice.
21:14All right, bye.
21:15Say bye-bye.
21:16Bye, Armando.
21:17Love you.
21:18Bye-bye.
21:19Kenny, it's your turn, buddy.
21:20Okay.
21:21Truth or dare?
21:22I'll do dare.
21:23Oh!
21:24Okay.
21:25I dare you lick John's head.
21:28I hit you.
21:29Jeez.
21:30I mean, it's clean, right?
21:33Did you wash today?
21:34I shower every day.
21:35You can go in the middle.
21:36The middle doesn't have hair, but like the...
21:40Okay, let me give you a little massage first.
21:42Uh-huh.
21:43What?
21:44Oh!
21:45Oh!
21:46Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Hold that tail.
21:49Hey!
21:50That's not like a...
21:52Salty!
21:53I've been rolling!
21:54I don't use shampoo.
21:56And I still hate you.
21:59I'll be very honest.
22:00If I went to him tomorrow and was like,
22:02hey, let's hook up, I have no doubts he would.
22:07Oh, there you go.
22:08That's the problem.
22:09And he's got the connections that she needs.
22:11God.
22:12And I find him very sexy, but...
22:14And we did have sex.
22:15Yeah.
22:16And it was good.
22:17Just once.
22:18He's not the problem.
22:20My problem is with her.
22:22My problem is with my sitting in a table,
22:26talking about the things that makes me feel uncomfortable,
22:28and then she will be doing something else.
22:30Those are my problems.
22:32My husband is very conservative.
22:35Guillermo is conservative.
22:36I see a lot of my relationship in their relationship.
22:39Kara needs to sit down somewhere.
22:41Guillermo is meeting her more than halfway.
22:43She doesn't respect him.
22:45And this is one of the reasons why he's saying it.
22:47She's not taking into account how he feels about anything at all.
22:50Mm-hmm.
22:51Mm-hmm.
22:52But, Kara, have you ever cheated on Guillermo?
22:54Never.
22:55Never.
22:56I've cheated on people in my life never with Guillermo.
22:58Guillermo, do you believe her?
23:02Sure.
23:03Sure.
23:04Oh, .
23:05I kind of believe her.
23:09Uh, I don't believe her.
23:11I believe it.
23:12I believe, I mean, I think it could go that way because he's bitching so much, but I don't think he, she has yet.
23:19By my standards, hanging out with a dude at 4 a.m. that you've had sex with, that is cheating.
23:24Yeah.
23:25I am very uncomfortable with that.
23:26Absolutely.
23:27Any inappropriate conversation?
23:28Yep.
23:29What are you waiting for to happen?
23:32Okay, let me ask our other couples, who here thinks that there is a future for Kara and Guillermo?
23:40I do.
23:43I'm just like, no.
23:45Okay, by raise of hands.
23:47Hope?
23:48Yes?
23:50I hope that she can realize what she is losing.
23:55Whoever raised Guillermo did a great job.
24:00I'm serious.
24:01I agree.
24:02He came, he's come from great genes.
24:05This tell-all has made you switch teams.
24:06I know.
24:07Thank you so much, Kara and Guillermo.
24:11I'm really sorry that you are having so many problems in your relationship now, but we do hope that there is a path forward for you both.
24:21Oh, man.
24:22It's just sad.
24:24Maybe the solution for Kara and Guillermo is therapy.
24:28What do you think, Amal?
24:30I think just because, since they have a kid, they should try to give it one more try.
24:35She wants a bigger life than he does.
24:37I feel that, too.
24:38Okay, so if this relationship was ever to work, she would have to stop with all of her nightclubs bull .
24:46And then on Guillermo's side, he needs to grow up a little bit.
24:49He doesn't love the way she acts, but I do feel that they both love each other.
24:54I am six months pregnant right now.
24:57Ah!
24:58Oh!
24:59Oh!
25:00Oh!
25:01You said it!
25:02Yes!
25:03Thank you!
25:04Yes!
25:05Thank you, guys!
25:06Thank you!
25:07I'll tell the parents.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Tell Betty now.
25:11What is it?
25:12All righty.
25:14I've had this in storage.
25:17What do you have?
25:19You left him with me.
25:21I got you a gift.
25:22So close your eyes.
25:23One, two, three.
25:26But I honestly feel that because you and Ed are so close, that you should take little baby Ed.
25:33And he should sleep in between you and Manuel.
25:36I think that would be just so wonderful.
25:38Little Ed.
25:39What is wrong with you guys?
25:41There you go.
25:42Oh, my God.
25:43Oh, my God.
25:44So, Ash, I'm going to be totally honest with you.
25:47I've always wanted to sleep in your bed.
25:49And now I get to sleep with you and Manuel.
25:53Are you guys going to never have sex again now?
25:56Is it over?
25:58Imagine.
25:59Why did you guys get divorced?
26:00Well, there was an Ed doll.
26:02Okay, everybody, please sit down.
26:06We're going to get started here.
26:09Five, four, two.
26:10Here we go.
26:12And now let's turn our attention to Brandon and Julia.
26:16There is a lot we need to unpack.
26:18So are you ready to get started, guys?
26:21Brandon and Julia.
26:23Let's go.
26:24I think it's time to let the cat out of the bag.
26:26Yeah, she needs to tell everyone she's pregnant.
26:28Yeah.
26:29There really seems to be something going on that we don't know about.
26:31Because she's really withholding this pregnancy.
26:33Yeah.
26:34I think she doesn't want to tell anyone.
26:36And she's afraid of telling people.
26:38Especially Betty.
26:40So, how are you two doing?
26:43Can you start?
26:44Sure.
26:45We've, um...
26:46So, yeah.
26:47We've been on our fertility journey.
26:49It's been tough.
26:50It's been hard emotionally.
26:51It's been tough.
26:52I will say we have miscarriages.
26:56Oh, .
26:58That is why we're waiting so long.
27:01Aw.
27:02Those are so scary.
27:03Yeah.
27:04Miscarriages, like, that'd be tough to figure out a good time when to tell yourself you're pregnant.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Yeah.
27:10But...
27:11I am six months pregnant right now.
27:13Ah!
27:14Oh!
27:15Oh, watch.
27:16Hello.
27:17Oh!
27:18Yes!
27:19Yes!
27:20Yes!
27:22Thank you, God.
27:24I'll tell the parents.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Tell Betty now.
27:28I have a very high-risk pregnancy, and Brandon's so excited to share this with people.
27:34He wants to say this.
27:35I'm like, I'm not.
27:37Because if you're gonna share, if you're gonna be again lost.
27:41Oh, my God.
27:42Oh, God.
27:43Oh, so she probably thinks by telling people that, like, makes...
27:47She's jinxing it.
27:48Yeah.
27:49I can't understand her.
27:51I was feeling, like, the same way with Alicia.
27:53Like, if I don't see her, like, she's here.
27:56She's per...
27:57You know, she has everything.
27:59So, I...
28:01Yeah, I...
28:02It's hard.
28:03And you have not told your parents.
28:06Not told my parents.
28:07You have not told Brandon's parents.
28:08No, no.
28:09We have arguments with his mom.
28:11And now I doesn't know what I feel.
28:14Have you thought about any boundaries that you want to set with him?
28:19Let me tell you something.
28:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:23Last time in the house, we have a sex, and parents just come to the front door.
28:30Brandon have to rush to the door and smack the door.
28:34Oh, my God.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:36That is a very buddy move.
28:37They've been like that since we met them.
28:39My dad just will randomly come up my stairs, and I'll just see the big-ass dude.
28:43I'm like, oh, thanks.
28:45You could have walked in on something real interesting.
28:48He will not have a key to my house ever.
28:50Yeah.
28:51I don't know right now.
28:52John was always crossing boundaries.
28:53He walked into a room.
28:54I think it was a mansion.
28:55I was lost.
28:56Yeah, he was drunk.
28:57I was lost.
28:58I was lost.
28:59I was looking at how to get home.
29:00We have to call the gate to let anybody in, so no one can even come in our neighborhood
29:04until we call them in.
29:05Yeah, yeah.
29:06It's like here.
29:07That's good.
29:08That's great.
29:09I'm not saying, am I going to tell his parents?
29:12No, I still doesn't tell my parents either.
29:14How often do you talk to your parents?
29:15How do you talk to them?
29:16My parents?
29:17Yeah, to your mother.
29:18All the time.
29:19Every day?
29:20Yes.
29:21Call them now.
29:22Oh, I know, man.
29:24He say, call them now.
29:25Oh, you're going to tell them before Betty?
29:27Oh, no.
29:29I mean, I would say we go for it.
29:31No?
29:32Mm-hmm.
29:33You want to call your parents?
29:35Call them.
29:36Call them.
29:37Call them.
29:38Call them.
29:39Tell her mom before you tell Brandon's mom.
29:41Yeah.
29:42Tell all the moms.
29:43Do it.
29:44Just tell them everybody.
29:45Just get it out.
29:46I have two daughters that are pregnant right now, and they told me, like, they were, like,
29:49three weeks, and they told me immediately, I think I'm pregnant, and they took a test.
29:53Yes, it says I am.
29:54They didn't even go to the doctor yet or anything.
29:56I always say it was, like, ended up being a really great surprise.
30:00Oh.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Here we go, Julia.
30:03OK.
30:04I don't know how to say congratulations in Rocha.
30:06Paz de reble.
30:07Paz de reble.
30:08Paz de reble.
30:09Paz de reble.
30:10Wait, what?
30:11Paz de reble.
30:12She said bless de ble.
30:13Paz de reble.
30:14Paz de reble.
30:15All I hear is blah, blah, blah.
30:20All right, guys.
30:21I figured we'd do some gambling, and I got us this roulette set.
30:24Yeah.
30:25All right.
30:26We are ready.
30:27I've never gambled before.
30:28All you got to do is pick a number and put your chips on it.
30:31And you spin.
30:32And you spin.
30:33That's it.
30:34I got a sheer fire way of winning.
30:36What is that?
30:37I mean, what you do is you take your age and you subtract 20.
30:41Oh, that sounds interesting.
30:43It does, doesn't it?
30:44So you just put all your chips on one number?
30:46You're going to go big and go home.
30:48That's how you do it.
30:49You put it all on one shot.
30:50All right?
30:51Oh.
30:52I don't know.
30:53I like to splash mine around.
30:54I think I'm going to do that.
30:55Oh, you like to splash around a little bit?
30:56Yeah.
30:57This is my lucky number.
30:58I'm putting it on there, too.
30:59That's my lane, too.
31:00Boom.
31:01Everything on 22.
31:02Everything on 22.
31:03Black 22.
31:04If we don't win, we're going to slap y'all.
31:06You guys ready?
31:07Mine, too.
31:08Oh, my God.
31:09Come on.
31:10Come on.
31:11Come on.
31:12Come on.
31:13Everything's on the line here.
31:14Oh, my God.
31:15Oh.
31:16I swung it really, really hard.
31:17Oh, oh.
31:18Stop.
31:19Stop.
31:20What are you doing?
31:21What is that?
31:22What the hell kind of BS is this?
31:24Oh.
31:25What is it?
31:26Oh, 32.
31:27Red 32.
31:28God damn it.
31:29Oh, 32 is 22.
31:32Basically, what you learned is don't gamble.
31:35OK?
31:36Don't listen to me, for sure.
31:43You want to call your parents, Julia?
31:46Do it.
31:47Do it.
31:48Do it.
31:49Get it over with.
31:50There's going to be no hiding it in another couple weeks,
31:52right?
31:53You can't hide it after six months.
31:55Yeah.
31:56No?
31:57Mm-hmm.
31:58Can I have my phone?
31:59Oh, my God.
32:00It's 11.30 there.
32:02Are they asleep?
32:03Wake them up.
32:04Wake them up.
32:05Wake them up.
32:06Wake them up.
32:07Wake them up.
32:08Wake them up.
32:09Wake them up.
32:10Here we go, Julia.
32:11OK.
32:12All right.
32:13Let's go.
32:14Be quiet, you guys.
32:15I don't know how to say congratulations in Rocha.
32:17Pazdrablayo.
32:18Pazdrablayo.
32:19Pazdrablayo.
32:20Pazdrablay.
32:21Pazdrablay.
32:22Wait, what?
32:23Pazdrablayo.
32:24She said blazdrablay.
32:25Pazdrablayo.
32:26Pazdrablayo, I think.
32:27Pazdrablayo.
32:28Pazdrablayo.
32:29Pazdrablayo.
32:30Pazdrablayo.
32:31Pazdrablayo.
32:32All I heard is blah, blah, blah.
32:39I got one.
32:42Hello everyone.
32:43They answered.
32:44They answered.
32:45Oh, they're both there.
32:47Oh.
32:48It looks like he was sleeping.
32:50Pazdrablayo.
32:51Pazdrablayo.
32:52Yeah, yeah.
32:53One, two, three, can you just say?
32:55All right.
32:56Let's go.
32:57One, two, three.
32:58Pazdrablayo.
32:59Pazdrablayo.
33:00Oh, I got the chills.
33:20That's pretty sweet.
33:23I knew they'd be happy.
33:25Them doesn't believe me.
33:28One second.
33:29Let me.
33:30Oh, wow.
33:31Let me just show him like this.
33:33Wow.
33:35She's so good at hiding it, though.
33:37Look at the mom's face, though.
33:38Oh, my God.
33:38I mean, it's probably the best news Igor could ever imagine.
33:41He'll always remember where he was when he heard the news.
33:44Ah.
33:45What he was doing.
33:46On the toilet?
33:47He looks like it.
33:49Whoo.
33:50That was fun for all of us to be a part of.
33:52So two down and just two to go.
33:56Yeah.
33:57Whoa.
33:59That was the easy set.
34:01Are you ready for us to bring Ron and Betty into the conversation?
34:04Yes, we are.
34:05Yeah.
34:06Bring Ron and Betty.
34:07Ron and Betty.
34:08This is Sean.
34:09How are you guys?
34:10Hi, Sean.
34:11Hi, Brandon and Julia.
34:12Hi, rest of the gang.
34:14Hi, Mom.
34:14Hi, Dad.
34:15Get with these two.
34:17Oh, my God.
34:18Oh, my God.
34:19I think she's going to say, like, oh, my God.
34:21I'm so happy for you guys.
34:22But how many months are you hiding this?
34:25Like, why?
34:26She's going to ask questions.
34:28Yeah.
34:29All right, John.
34:29I want you to pretend you're Betty.
34:30Yeah.
34:31And I'm Brandon telling you that Julia's pregnant.
34:35OK.
34:36Julia's pregnant.
34:38You telling me now?
34:39What was that?
34:44So when is the last time you guys saw each other?
34:47It's been a while.
34:48It's been a while.
34:51I didn't get to see her for my birthday.
34:53I didn't get to see her for Father's Day.
34:55Oh, wow.
34:56They've really been staying away.
34:59I feel we have, we start having, like, a lot of disconnection
35:02with each other.
35:04But I want to fix this.
35:06I want to fix our situation.
35:08I want to are connecting back.
35:11Did I want biologists?
35:12Yes.
35:13Did I want to back to connecting with parents?
35:16Yes.
35:17That's all we've ever wanted.
35:19And heaven forbid, there's grandkids one day
35:23that come into a situation.
35:25It's like, oh.
35:27That's a mother's intuition.
35:29Sean's like, little do you know.
35:32It's like, it's us.
35:34It's we want to be part of that.
35:35And to push us away or to alienate us,
35:38that would just totally break our hearts.
35:40Aw.
35:41That's right, she says.
35:41Just tell Betty.
35:43Mm-hmm.
35:44I always, most close in person.
35:47Like, I most of hide everything inside me.
35:51Brian Morris, like, he can share something.
35:54But I feel like I can't.
35:58Try.
35:59I mean, try then.
36:01Mm-hmm.
36:02Tell him.
36:03Try.
36:03Betty's like, try.
36:05Yeah, I'm pregnant.
36:06Just say it.
36:08Just say it.
36:09We are lying.
36:12We doesn't tell.
36:14What?
36:17Here we go.
36:20Don't make us wait.
36:21Don't make us wait.
36:23Come on.
36:25Ow.
36:26Oh.
36:27Oh.
36:28Every time.
36:29Are you kidding me?
36:31No.
36:32Oh, come on.
36:33We don't get that?
36:35Does anybody think that Georgie might have one foot out the door?
36:40Cross my mind.
36:41Really?
36:41Why do you think that?
36:42Wow.
36:43I know.
36:43Why do you think that?
36:45What do you know?
36:45What's going on?
36:46Yeah, really?
36:47What do you know?
36:47Yeah, Kara.
36:49He does certain dirt when he goes out.
36:50I've seen it.
36:51He does it point blank.
36:52It's not like he's hiding it, so I have suspicions.
36:54Is that what the cool kids call it?
36:56Hell no.
36:57I honestly don't know what a flirt and dirt is.
36:59Sounds like something in the back door.
37:01I think he flirt with the girls and does dirt, too,
37:06with the girls.
37:07He does dirt.
37:09I think that's just something Darcy made up.
37:11I've never heard of flirting dirt.
37:12His mom told me, if you cannot be his wife,
37:15I have this good Romanian woman I want Matt to be with.
37:20And she's still available for Matt.
37:23Matt's mom has another woman on the side for him.
37:25She better be careful.
37:27Jasmine will find out where she lives.
37:28Damn.
37:29Oh, Jesus.
37:30He should take it.
37:31Oh, my God.
37:33I'm just saying.
37:34But Jasmine says she don't want to marry you,
37:35so what if another opportunity comes up?
37:37You taking that opportunity, or?
37:40Maybe.
37:41We'll see.
37:42Can I say it like this?
37:43No, but if we don't live together.
37:45How much time would he want to wait for her?
37:51I mean, that's valid.
37:52Andre is the relationship coach.
37:54He's really becoming the relationship coach.
37:56Looks like Matt's finally acting like a big boy, huh?
37:59He's giving her ultimatums, giving her a timeline.
38:02He's tired of being pushed around.
38:03Yeah.
38:04Oh.
38:04Can't wait for next week.
38:05Oh, my God.
38:06And I won't be here.
38:07Oh, too bad.
38:09I'm so sad.
38:09I've had so much fun, but I got to get home,
38:11because I know Armando is missing me.
38:13He's miserable there without me.
38:15Trust me.
38:16Girls, I absolutely love the way that you both do eyeliner.
38:22I need to take your secrets with me to the East Coast.
38:24So you should show me how you do it on somebody
38:27who's not already wearing eyeliner.
38:29Uh, why are you guys looking at me?
38:32You're the only one without eyeliner, babe.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:36I'm going to leave.
38:37It was a lot of fun hanging out with you guys.
38:39I'm ashamed, yes.
38:40All right.
38:41I'll see you later.
38:42Take care, brother.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44Take care, brother.
38:46It's Ear Box.
38:47It's Ear Box.
38:48It's Ear Box.
38:51I'm uncle here.
38:53I'm uncle.
38:54OK.
38:55So first, you're going to start in the corner,
38:58and then do your natural line there.
39:01You see?
39:02You guys, I get to look like Tim.
39:04OK.
39:05Open.
39:06So pretty, Ed.
39:08For real.
39:10You look so good.
39:11You're just saying that.
39:12No.
39:13It brings out your eye, for sure.
39:15Do you see the difference?
39:16Holy .
39:17I do look good.
39:18Mm-hmm.
39:19You do.
39:20The eyeliner brings out your eyes.
39:21I'm ready to go out.
39:22Mm-hmm.
39:23Girl, in the town.
39:24You guys just woke me up.
39:25You're going to have to show me how to do that.
39:29That looks good.
39:30And you're going to have to show me how to do it.
39:31You're going to have to show me how to do it.
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