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Primos lejanos - 8x03 - Arma mortal - HD 1080
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Balki se infecta con la maldición mortal de Myposian, lo que significa que nunca podrá tocar a otro ser vivo sin matarlo. Su madre le envía un traje especial que debe llevar puesto hasta que se rompa la maldición.
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01:48
Why is Valky taking so long?
01:50
She's choosing flowers for my morning ship.
01:54
Call an ambulance! They're dying!
01:58
They are dying!
02:00
Did he say he's dying?
02:04
Valky, who's dying?
02:06
The Oromigas from my Oromigas farm!
02:10
Except for Mitch!
02:14
There is still hope for her.
02:16
Hang in there, Mitch! Hang in there!
02:18
I'm going to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
02:22
I'll take him by the little nose, lift his head up, and blow on him.
02:26
Don't overfill their lungs.
02:32
Don't overfill their lungs.
02:34
Don't overfill their lungs.
02:38
Don't fill up faster.
02:40
OK.
02:42
Don't fill it up.
02:44
Don't be afraid of…
02:48
Already.
02:50
No, there is no Flynn.
02:51
No.
02:53
Why doesn't it activate its little heart?
03:04
OK.
03:20
Valky...
03:21
has died.
03:23
What happened?
03:31
Cousin, I was in the garden choosing Mary Ann's morning baptism.
03:38
AND...
03:39
I went to their farm to give them a good morning hug.
03:43
And when I put them on the floor,
03:45
They began to die one by one like...
03:48
by friends.
03:51
I need a drink.
03:52
Well, Valky, you've had that farm for four and a half years.
04:00
That far exceeds the life expectancy of ants.
04:04
Not one of these, cousin.
04:05
Were...
04:07
happy.
04:08
Healthy.
04:09
With their whole lives ahead of them.
04:14
Look, I'll tell you what to do.
04:15
Take some bread, go outside and throw it on the ground.
04:18
By noon, you'll have a new ant farm.
04:21
Who wants another pancake?
04:24
No.
04:28
Just a moment, cousin.
04:30
I know...
04:31
I know what all this means.
04:33
I have the curse.
04:37
Curse?
04:38
What curse?
04:39
The curse.
04:40
The Stereominique curse.
04:44
It causes instant death to everything I touch.
04:46
What are you talking about?
04:51
It has been the plague of the Baratocomus family for generations.
04:55
In 1583, an ancestor of mine, Porocos, the butcher,
05:00
He tried to sell yacapor giblets or pork giblets.
05:07
You can imagine the TV scandal.
05:09
The populace was furious at the deception,
05:14
He went to the powerful magician of Mipos, Dave.
05:19
He placed a curse on Porocos and all his descendants.
05:23
This brings destruction and death
05:26
of everything that the cursed one touches.
05:30
Let me see if I've understood.
05:32
Your family's curse has returned
05:35
and everything he touches dies
05:36
And that's why the ants bought the marijuana.
05:39
Larry, are you making the pancake?
05:49
Oh, Valky, why you? Why now?
05:53
Why the poroques?
05:58
But I'll tell you anyway.
06:01
I had forgotten to tell you,
06:02
but when he turned 29
06:04
all the male members of the Baratocomus family
06:07
They develop a serious condition of...
06:09
I'll be in my t-shirt.
06:13
My God!
06:14
Don't touch me, don't touch me!
06:17
Step aside, Merian, I'm a walking lethal weapon.
06:20
But you're my walking lethal weapon.
06:23
No!
06:23
Calm down, calm down, calm down, you're not a walking lethal weapon!
06:30
And you're not cursed.
06:32
No, you're not a little affected
06:34
because you just saw your friends
06:37
fall dead one by one.
06:41
That's quite understandable.
06:43
Pimo adored that golden ant farm.
06:45
I'll never forget the look on Binky's face.
06:48
while falling from his small tractor.
06:55
And she looked at me as if to say...
06:58
What's this all about, Binky?
07:03
Well, Binky, I know it's been a terrible loss for you
07:06
But there must be a logical explanation.
07:08
for what has happened.
07:10
I have it!
07:11
It was very hot yesterday.
07:13
The ants probably couldn't stand it.
07:15
I should have let you put air conditioning in them
07:17
when it saddens me.
07:18
You see, it's my fault.
07:21
No, you're not cursed.
07:24
Cousin, do you really think I'm not cursed?
07:27
Of course not, don't be ridiculous.
07:36
Well, in that case...
07:38
Let's forget about it.
07:41
I'll go out for the Merian eraser.
07:44
I don't know what your plans are for later.
07:46
But the funeral is at two o'clock.
07:48
I would like you to say a few words.
08:03
I'm proud of how you handled the situation.
08:06
You did very well.
08:07
Well, over the years I've learned how to deal with Binky.
08:11
Take note of this, Merian.
08:14
You see, you only have to listen to his Viposian ramblings.
08:18
Then, you give them a dose of logic.
08:21
He says to you, thank you, cousin.
08:25
Hey, everything will be alright.
08:27
The flowers of Merian
08:36
They were fresh a moment ago.
08:41
I killed them.
08:45
I have the being in my only and curse.
08:47
Stop!
08:48
Stop!
08:50
And it's your turn.
08:53
Fashionable things!
08:53
Hi, how was the pain-free childbirth class?
09:10
As usual.
09:12
They played the video and Larry fainted.
09:15
We practiced breathing and Larry fainted.
09:22
We took a break for coffee and Larry fainted.
09:26
The last fainting spell was faked.
09:29
I didn't want to talk to the Bigleys.
09:31
They're always there, our fetus this, our fetus that.
09:34
Has Valky left her room yet?
09:41
His mother mailed him the remedy against the sterminis disease and the curse.
09:44
And he's upstairs testing it on some flowers.
09:47
Valky!
09:48
How's everything going over there?
09:50
Well, cousin, I think it works.
09:52
I haven't killed the daisies.
09:54
He probably drank one of his disgusting concoctions of pork by-products.
10:01
It will smell like a slaughterhouse all day, but it will be worth it.
10:03
Wow, how lucky!
10:26
I was afraid Mom would send me that awful suit.
10:33
I just have to put this on and we'll be back to normal.
10:43
It's the society section.
10:57
Valky? Valky? Valky?
10:59
Let me serve the salad.
11:01
No, cousin, cousin, please, no, cousin, please.
11:03
Please, please, please, don't do that to me.
11:05
Hey, Valky?
11:05
Listen, listen.
11:06
I will only be able to deliver the society if I gain experience with the gloves.
11:13
No.
11:14
Long live, please, please, please!
11:16
Hey.
11:19
We must respect Valky's feelings.
11:22
We have to treat him like a normal person with a touch of death.
11:29
You just have to remove it and that's it.
11:31
Valky?
11:33
No, not from Frista!
11:36
No, I'm quitting.
11:37
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:39
Ha, ha, ha!
11:40
Ha, ha, ha!
11:43
Ha, ha!
11:44
I almost don't want to.
12:14
No, no, why don't we start with the first course?
12:29
Okay?
12:30
Oh, okay.
12:32
Echo golden, Biff!
12:33
I hope you like it.
12:35
It won't be that much of a toad, but...
12:37
What can we do next time?
12:40
It smells delicious, Valky.
12:43
TRUE?
12:44
Come on, Jennifer.
12:47
If Larry were dressed as a human glove, I would help you.
12:53
Go, Valky.
12:59
Let me serve the meat.
13:00
No, I mean...
13:00
I need to explain this.
13:02
Don't take me away from the country.
13:03
Don't take it from me.
13:04
Okay, please?
13:05
Let me serve the meat.
13:06
Give it to me!
13:06
Don't do it today!
13:07
Ha ha ha!
13:09
I was going to tell you that the source...
13:24
Was...
13:25
Was...
13:26
Aradito.
13:37
Ha ha ha!
13:38
Ha ha ha!
13:39
Ha ha ha!
13:40
Ha ha ha!
13:41
Ha ha ha!
13:42
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cousin.
13:45
I'm sorry, cousin.
13:46
Want...?
13:47
Want...?
13:48
No, don't worry.
13:51
I have a surprise for you.
13:52
I made bread.
14:00
Is it hot?
14:01
No.
14:02
Okay, okay.
14:03
The bread is good.
14:04
A soft bread...
14:06
And not very dangerous.
14:13
Have you sharpened this knife?
14:15
No, no, no!
14:16
Leave the bread!
14:17
Leave the bread!
14:18
Leave him alone!
14:18
Drop that knife!
14:20
Drop that knife!
14:21
For your father!
14:22
Let go!
14:22
Drop that knife!
14:27
I forgot the coffee!
14:29
No, no, no!
14:30
No coffee!
14:30
No coffee!
14:31
Put it back where it was!
14:31
Put it back where it was!
14:32
Get away from me, Satan!
14:34
Come on!
14:35
Sit down!
14:36
Sit down!
14:37
Sit down!
14:37
Sit down!
14:38
Come on!
14:40
Sitting!
14:42
Still!
14:47
Park, tell me.
14:50
How long do you expect this curse to last?
14:53
Well, the average duration of a curse...
14:57
...ranges between four days and...
15:00
...the forty-seven years.
15:05
Forty-seven years old?
15:06
How will we know you've forgotten?
15:09
Could it be that this is happening while your friends are suffering from third-degree burns while eating your dinner?
15:14
No, that only happens if you invite them to dinner on a volcano.
15:20
Cousin, you know it's over when you touch someone with your bare hands and they don't die.
15:35
Until then, my face cannot touch anyone else's.
15:41
Ah, Valky, now you're like a bubble boy.
15:44
I wish they made bubbles for two.
15:49
No, no, we shouldn't.
16:01
I almost gave you a death kiss.
16:02
Merian, you're going to have to go hunting with your mother for a few days.
16:08
It will break my heart, but if it's for the best.
16:12
But what's wrong with you?
16:15
There is no curse.
16:16
Jennifer and I are the only sane ones.
16:21
You see, I've been thinking about going with Merian.
16:28
Well, nine times out of ten, as strange as it may seem, Valky's mypoid myths are true.
16:33
Do you remember when he put on a hat with a weathervane and made it rain?
16:43
Come on, Merian, the suitcases.
16:46
Okay, great, yes sir, it's great.
16:56
You've managed to make my wife leave home.
17:00
I'm sorry, cousin.
17:02
Do you want more iced tea?
17:03
The following night.
17:30
No, cousin, I thought I'd defend myself right away with the gloves, but I was wrong.
17:36
Well, this has been a great day.
17:38
My wife has left me, my career is over, and I'm eating junk food with a human oven mitt.
17:48
Maybe I'm the one who's cursed.
17:55
No, you're not cursed, except for...
17:58
Except for...
18:00
Having me as a cousin.
18:01
Cousin, I've been given an extra coleslaw.
18:15
Do you want it?
18:15
No, I don't want your coleslaw.
18:19
I don't want your coleslaw, I just want to sit down and enjoy my dinner and watch some TV.
18:25
And don't even think about using the remote control.
18:39
I'll trade you a Chinese chicken wing for a fried chicken thigh.
18:43
Are you drowning?
19:00
So, you want me to take off my gloves and perform the Heiml maneuver on you?
19:07
I'm starting to get fed up with your pathetic attempts to get me to take off my gloves.
19:20
I'll be there in a little while.
19:25
Know?
19:27
This chicken is missing something.
19:29
I'm going to see if there's any paprika.
19:30
Do you want it too?
20:00
I'm going to take the side with the pantry.
20:30
Okay, I'll play along.
20:35
Tap the table three times if you're faking, or tap the head twice if the answer is no.
20:43
Oh, oh.
20:46
Oh, oh.
20:47
Are you drowning in the tidal surge?
20:49
Will it be better...?
20:50
Would it be better if I performed the maneuver on you, Heiml?
20:54
Come on, get up.
20:55
Come on, let's go!
20:58
Come on, let's go!
20:59
Come on, let's go!
21:00
Come on, let's go!
21:02
Cousin, I can't, I can't take off my gloves!
21:09
Come on, let's go!
21:10
What things, you?
21:10
Oh, oh, oh.
21:11
Oh, oh, oh.
21:14
Oh, oh, oh!
21:15
Oh, oh, oh.
21:18
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:20
Oh, oh, oh.
21:21
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
21:23
Paqui, you saved my life
21:40
Did you see what just happened?
21:42
Yes, you almost let me die
21:45
No, cousin, I touched you with my bare hands and you didn't die
21:51
The curse is over
21:52
Now that we are happy, let's dance the dance of joy
21:56
You've made my favorite dessert
22:14
Oh, cousin, I know this doesn't make up for the disastrous meal, but...
22:22
You've been like a slave in that suit all day.
22:31
Preparing my favorite dessert
22:34
That makes me think about how miserable I am
22:38
What's wrong with me?
22:41
Come with me
22:42
We are going to sit together at...
22:46
Have a Sherry Flambeck
22:52
Have a Sherry Flambeck
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