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02:01This is an emergency.
02:03What's all the racket?
02:05Mike stole the bathroom.
02:06I'm not above using the kitchen sink.
02:09Get out of it!
02:14Hey!
02:14Toilet's not flushing.
02:17What?
02:18Did you jiggle the handle?
02:20Yeah, of course.
02:21What's he doing in there?
02:26Toilet's busted.
02:28Then why'd you go?
02:29Oh, why don't you go?
02:30Oh, no, you don't.
02:33I've got to have a look.
02:35No.
02:36I need to go.
02:37I just got a jiggled handle.
02:40Well, that's strange.
02:42Did you break the toilet?
02:43No, I didn't break it.
02:44I'm fixing it.
02:45Did you jiggle a handle?
02:46Can I have some privacy?
02:48Get dressed.
02:49You can go at school.
02:50I have human rights.
02:51This is ridiculous.
02:52Septic tank might be full.
02:55Do you want me to call my father?
02:56No, no, no.
02:57I get insulted enough by my own father.
02:59Okay, then I'll call a plumber.
03:01No, wait, wait.
03:01Don't do that.
03:03You can call, but tell him
03:04I already jiggled the handle,
03:05so it's not that.
03:07Okay.
03:16Every bump and jiggle
03:17threatened to make my legs cry.
03:19Give it up.
03:20You need to read that
03:21before we get to school.
03:22Frigged off, you're not my mom.
03:24Since Dad's frigged off
03:25and Mom's working two jobs,
03:26I am.
03:28Do you mind
03:29dealing with a personal issue?
03:33Come on.
03:34Open it up.
03:36Now read that for me.
03:39A moose.
03:40Whoa.
03:40Great job.
03:41Mom's supposed to sign that, love.
03:43Wow.
03:48Nimrod,
03:49this says that if you mess up
03:50one more time,
03:51you'll be suspended.
03:52I know.
03:53Wicked, what?
03:54Me brother don't need no school.
03:56I don't need none, neither.
03:58His past was tense,
03:59his future imperfect,
04:00and his grammar was terrible.
04:02He's a loser.
04:03You hear me?
04:04Staying away from him
04:05is the only way
04:06to keep us all together.
04:07If you gets kicked out,
04:09you'll get another kick from me.
04:11Right in the nuts.
04:12Do you want Dad to take us?
04:21Sorry my mother's name to this.
04:23Why me?
04:25The nun knows my handwriting.
04:26She won't suspect yours.
04:29Fine.
04:31But this makes me an accessory.
04:33I'm sorry.
04:34Okay.
04:37It's in the mercy.
04:39Fuck!
04:39Oh, jeez.
04:44Oh, you frigged it up.
04:47You're welcome.
04:51The bus driver
04:52wasn't the only one
04:53likely to have an accident.
04:54Give me a hand.
05:02Hey, come here.
05:04Ignore him.
05:05I've got a job for you.
05:06Just leave him alone.
05:07Get in there.
05:08Go on.
05:16Okay.
05:17You got a sec?
05:19Maybe half a sec?
05:21I don't know what to be at.
05:23Dad's saying that Mom's
05:23not a good enough mother
05:24and
05:25he gets kicked out.
05:27I just
05:27I just
05:30I feel like
05:31everything is about
05:33to fall apart.
05:34She was finally
05:35opening up to me
05:36but I had no time
05:37for heart to hearts.
05:38The only organ
05:39I could think of
05:40was my bladder.
05:41I want to hear this.
05:42I really do.
05:44But I have to pee so bad.
05:45I'm practically gargling.
05:47Hold that thought.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Sure.
05:52Not her.
05:53Okay.
06:02Oh!
06:03Hey, pal.
06:04How's it going?
06:06Sidle up.
06:07Plenty of room.
06:08My dream
06:09was to be a comedian
06:10but at the urinal
06:11I suffered
06:12from performance anxiety.
06:13I'm a stall man.
06:16Sit yourself.
06:20The crappy doors
06:21at the crapper
06:22swung as freely
06:23as saloon doors
06:24in the Wild West.
06:25The bowl itself
06:28was probably
06:28the cleanest surface
06:29in the stall.
06:32How's it going in there?
06:33Fine, thanks.
06:37Put your pick in the way
06:38and get out.
06:39I have to wash my hands.
06:41He saved Frigga.
06:44Peeing would betray
06:45my location.
06:46I was trapped
06:47behind enemy lines.
06:48If a teacher sees it...
06:49Sid, why are you a wolf's boy?
06:51Come with me.
06:52I promised her I'd stay.
06:54Sookie baby promises
06:55little sister.
06:56I'm your big brother.
06:58What's wrong?
06:59You don't like money.
07:12You're in the wrong
07:13bathroom, Critch!
07:15Yeah!
07:16You should be
07:16in the girls' room!
07:19I was so scared
07:20I could have peed my pants.
07:21You could have
07:22peed your panties.
07:23Which isn't saying much
07:24seeing my current predicament.
07:26Your brother's
07:31in the bathroom.
07:32So?
07:33Just because I've got to
07:34watch him doesn't mean
07:34I have to wipe his arse.
07:36No.
07:36Your big brother.
07:38But he's not allowed
07:40in the school.
07:47Oh, you're in there!
07:49Come out, Critch!
07:50What the frick?
07:57Fox!
07:58This is the boys' room.
07:59I would never
08:00pee again.
08:01You get busted for this.
08:02They're gonna kick you out,
08:03Nimrod.
08:04It wasn't me.
08:05I don't even go here.
08:07Can I have a little
08:08privacy, please?
08:09Who the hell used it
08:17when they knew
08:18it wouldn't flush?
08:19Damn kids, I think.
08:21Some people.
08:22Thanks for coming, Ed.
08:23I could have done it
08:24but Mary was all...
08:25Well, you know women.
08:27I know.
08:28I'd rather her at it
08:29than to like see you.
08:31How's it look, Dad?
08:32Where's your water shut off?
08:34Oh, we don't have one.
08:35I got it.
08:40I jiggled
08:42the tamajigger
08:43but the
08:43whatchamacallit
08:44didn't jangle.
08:46Plunge you?
08:47No.
08:48I got the brush here.
08:50Are you
08:51codding me?
08:52Useless.
09:00Mary!
09:03It's off.
09:04Ah, good girl.
09:06Pass me the
09:07thumb wrench.
09:08Oh, yes.
09:09Now, and
09:10what color
09:11would that one be?
09:13Mary.
09:15Here you go, Dad.
09:16Thanks, Ducky.
09:17I'm going to have
09:18to take the bowl
09:19off.
09:19Got a bucket?
09:20Yep.
09:26I'll go give her
09:28a hand with that.
09:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:33Mike?
09:34He hates me.
09:35No.
09:36He just raised me
09:37all on his own
09:37as a hulk.
09:39He's just protective
09:39of his little girl.
09:40And he never comes
09:41over here because
09:42he thinks you don't
09:43like him.
09:43I don't.
09:44He thinks I'm useless.
09:45He's out of
09:46making fun of me
09:46and the new house
09:47ends up taking his
09:48side.
09:48Mike, just because
09:50you can't fix a toilet
09:51or drive a car
09:52or change a tire,
09:53you might not be
09:55good enough for him
09:55but you're perfect
09:56for me.
09:58Not good enough?
09:58Here.
10:01Why don't you
10:02give him the bucket?
10:03Show him how handy
10:04you can be.
10:06Now just remember,
10:08he's just as scared
10:09of you as you
10:10are of him.
10:10I'm not scared
10:19of you.
10:20Bucket,
10:21what a man's man.
10:24Mary,
10:25help me lift the
10:26ball off.
10:27I wouldn't want
10:27you to crack a nail.
10:29Yeah, Mike,
10:30you should go
10:30soak your hands
10:31and from all of us.
10:39Aubrey,
10:40I'll just give you
10:40a second.
10:43May I use
10:44the washroom,
10:44sister?
10:45Oh, well,
10:46class just started.
10:47If Jesus can go
10:49without food
10:49for 40 days
10:51and 40 nights,
10:52you can hold
10:53your pee until
10:53recess.
10:57Don't think
10:58about waterfalls.
11:01There has been
11:03an act of vandalism
11:05in the grade 9
11:07washroom.
11:08Would all boys
11:09who used the
11:10second floor washroom
11:11this morning
11:11report to the
11:12main staircase?
11:13Oh, well,
11:14there has been
11:15an act of vandalism
11:16in the grade 9
11:18washroom.
11:19Would all boys
11:21who used the second
11:22floor washroom
11:23this morning report
11:24to the main staircase?
11:31It's not right.
11:41What?
11:42Oh.
11:43Oh, hello, Eddie.
11:47Just reading.
11:49Oh, yeah?
11:50I said it's not right.
11:52A grown man
11:53sleeping in with a boy.
11:55He's too old
11:56for that now.
11:56I mean,
11:59we get along.
12:01He doesn't seem
12:02to mind.
12:03He should be
12:03sleeping on his own.
12:05That boy's too soft.
12:08You don't know him
12:09like I do.
12:11Yes.
12:13You're right there.
12:17I suck up
12:19all the crap,
12:20did you?
12:22I'm not ashamed
12:23of it either.
12:24You gritches.
12:27You know
12:28what your problem is?
12:29No,
12:30but I have a feeling
12:30I'm about to find out.
12:32You think
12:32that your crap
12:33don't stink?
12:35Well,
12:36I can tell you
12:37firsthand,
12:38it does.
12:40I'm not afraid
12:41to get my hands dirty.
12:42Your son,
12:43all he does
12:43is yap.
12:45Yap,
12:46yap,
12:46yap.
12:47That's not work.
12:49Well,
12:49he put a roof
12:50over your daughter's head.
12:51You should be grateful.
12:53Mary could have
12:54had her pick.
12:56I don't know
12:56what she sees in him.
12:58He doesn't even
12:58own this house.
13:00Sure,
13:00I built mine.
13:02You ever own
13:03a house,
13:03Pat?
13:05No,
13:06I never did.
13:07Sid,
13:09it's a grand thing
13:09to own your own house,
13:12knowing you'll never
13:12be a burden
13:13to anyone.
13:15Oh.
13:18Another toilet
13:19that won't flush.
13:20sister?
13:26Yes?
13:26I think I got my period.
13:28Gross.
13:30Well,
13:31remember,
13:32it's not your fault,
13:33it's Abe's.
13:35In all my years,
13:45in all my
13:4840 years
13:51as an educator,
13:52I really needed her
13:53to pick up the pace here.
13:54I was practically
13:55sweating pee.
13:56I've never been
13:56so mortified,
13:59so bewildered,
14:01so ashamed
14:03of a group
14:05of students.
14:07Mr. Chafe.
14:09Sometime
14:09between
14:108.45
14:10and 9.10,
14:12a door
14:12was vandalized
14:13in the grade 9
14:14washroom,
14:16knocked off
14:16its hinges.
14:17And Mr. Chafe,
14:19you oversee
14:20the mail facilities?
14:21My teeth
14:22were practically
14:23floating.
14:23What was the condition
14:24of the door
14:25before this
14:26criminal act,
14:28Mr. Chafe?
14:28Perfect, sister.
14:30Like a bank vault.
14:31Liar.
14:32So,
14:33the culprit
14:33must be a very
14:34strong young man
14:36indeed.
14:38Would you agree,
14:39Mr. Chafe?
14:39Oh, most certainly,
14:41sister.
14:42Gentlemen,
14:43you were the only
14:44boys who used
14:45that washroom
14:46this morning.
14:48Someone here
14:49did it.
14:50But who
14:51could it be?
14:53Who
14:54would be
14:55strong enough?
14:57Who
14:58would be
14:59stupid
15:01enough?
15:09Maybe it was
15:09young love.
15:11Maybe it was
15:12the pee drowning
15:13out my brain.
15:14Or maybe it was
15:15my admiration
15:16for what Fox
15:17was trying to do.
15:18It was me,
15:19sister.
15:20What?
15:21Dude,
15:21that's not possible.
15:23You're not
15:24strong enough.
15:26Asthmatic.
15:26soft.
15:29I think it was
15:29just puberty.
15:30You know,
15:30don't know
15:31my own strength.
15:32Are you sure
15:33you're not being
15:33threatened?
15:37Jack it up to
15:37a growth spurt.
15:39Been drinking milk.
15:41This won't
15:42buy you
15:42friendship.
15:51They say
15:52true love
15:53is sacrifice.
15:55Besides,
15:56how bad
15:56could it be?
15:57One month
15:58detention.
15:59And you're
15:59responsible
16:00for the repair.
16:01Do you have
16:02anything to say
16:03for yourself?
16:05May I use
16:06the washroom?
16:07No.
16:16Hey,
16:17thanks.
16:18That was deadly.
16:19Anytime.
16:19time.
16:37Well,
16:37that's it
16:38for me.
16:39All done.
16:41Thanks,
16:41Dad.
16:42Yeah.
16:42It was
16:43so good to see you,
16:44huh?
16:46I suppose I'll hear
16:47from you the next
16:47time you need
16:48something.
16:49It's the only way
16:50I ever hear
16:50it from you.
16:51Oh,
16:51give it up.
16:52Our phone works
16:52too,
16:52you know.
16:53Yeah,
16:54I suppose.
16:58Dad?
16:59Yeah?
17:00Stay for supper.
17:02My boys didn't
17:03see you at all.
17:05No.
17:07You got a house
17:08full, sure,
17:08with Pat and all.
17:11You're their
17:11grandfather, too.
17:14Well,
17:15what are we
17:16making?
17:17Let's see
17:18what we got.
17:19All right.
17:20Let's see
17:21what we got.
17:22All right.
17:23Give me turkey.
17:25Oh, no.
17:28Details are
17:29scanty,
17:30but the stolen
17:30goods are
17:31reported to
17:32have a street
17:32value of
17:33over $47.
17:35We need
17:36to talk.
17:37Mike Rich,
17:37for me,
17:38OCM News.
17:39Pop,
17:40you can't
17:40just walk
17:41in here.
17:41Yap,
17:42yap,
17:42yap.
17:42That's all
17:43you ever do
17:43is yap.
17:45You've got
17:45to stand up
17:46to her father.
17:48Come on,
17:49he'll be gone
17:49in a minute.
17:50Oh, really?
17:51She's just
17:52invited him
17:53to supper.
17:54And once a
17:55sewer rat gets
17:56into the house,
17:57they're never
17:58gonna leave.
18:01You came here
18:01just to tell me
18:02that?
18:02No.
18:05I came to
18:06use the crapper.
18:07I wouldn't give
18:08them the pleasure
18:09of using ours.
18:10Is the toilet
18:16fixed?
18:17Yes.
18:18The door
18:18is off
18:18in the nail
18:19and missed
18:19the bus
18:19because I
18:20had attention
18:20and I
18:20gotta go.
18:21Oh!
18:21Oh, yeah.
18:49Oh, this
18:51looks good.
18:52Good.
18:53There we are.
18:53You wash
18:53your hands.
18:56Well, this
18:58looks good
18:59after a long
19:00day working.
19:01Very hard.
19:02Very hard.
19:03Very hard
19:04working.
19:06Oh, I'm
19:07sorry.
19:07Mike, is
19:08this your seat?
19:09No.
19:11Mike, you
19:11just...
19:13We need
19:17to talk
19:18about your
19:18detention.
19:19I didn't
19:19know you
19:20had it in
19:20you, beating
19:21the crap
19:22out of a
19:22toilet.
19:24I don't
19:24find it
19:25very funny.
19:26Well, I
19:27think it's
19:27friggin'
19:28hilarious.
19:29Mark, you
19:29like jokes,
19:30right?
19:30Yeah.
19:31What does
19:32a plumber
19:32play at the
19:33casino?
19:34What?
19:35Craps!
19:38Yeah, I
19:38might use
19:38that on
19:39air,
19:39Poppy.
19:40Vandalism
19:41is a serious
19:42matter.
19:43Boys will
19:44be boys.
19:45Now, eat
19:46up, because
19:47every time you
19:47put food in
19:48your mouth,
19:48you put food
19:49on my table.
19:52Gross.
19:53That's gross.
19:55Love it.
19:55You know, I
19:56think that's
19:56enough toilet
19:57talk at the
19:58table.
19:59Mike?
20:06You think
20:06you're better
20:07than me,
20:07Mike?
20:08You're the
20:09one I was
20:09taking the
20:09piss out of
20:10me.
20:11Well, that's
20:12kind of his
20:12job.
20:18First
20:18supper,
20:19then what?
20:21Oh,
20:22will you not
20:22have in my
20:23bed?
20:24They'll have
20:24to drag me
20:25out of that
20:26room in a
20:26box.
20:27Sweet dreams.
20:28Will you
20:28all just
20:29friggin'
20:30get along,
20:31please?
20:32Dad, show
20:33some manners.
20:34He's very
20:35immature.
20:35And you,
20:37give him a
20:37break.
20:38He is just
20:39jealous that you
20:39spend so much
20:40time with the
20:41boys.
20:41No, Mary, I
20:42never...
20:42I knew you
20:43were useless
20:44when I
20:44married you.
20:44I don't
20:46like my
20:46men handy.
20:48And I
20:48have never
20:49been ashamed
20:49of you a
20:50day in
20:50my life.
20:51You are
20:52welcome here
20:53any time,
20:54in any
20:54room,
20:54not just
20:55the
20:55bathroom.
21:00No more
21:01favors, hmm?
21:04Fine.
21:05Yeah.
21:06So, Mike,
21:10looks like
21:10he owe me
21:11150 bucks
21:12for that
21:12toilet.
21:19They got
21:20me there.
21:22Put it
21:23on our
21:23tab.
21:28Okay, so,
21:29just like how
21:30we did this
21:30one, you have
21:31to do just
21:31the same
21:31sometimes,
21:32it's easier
21:33to pretend
21:33to be someone
21:34we're not.
21:36Okay, no,
21:36no, you have
21:37to do like
21:37that thing
21:38right there,
21:38okay?
21:39Do you
21:39remember we
21:39did that
21:40before?
21:40Do you
21:40remember?
21:41We put on
21:41a tough
21:42exterior.
21:42No, no, no,
21:43you got it.
21:43To keep the
21:44world from
21:44seeing how
21:45soft and
21:45squishy we
21:46are inside.
21:47Is this
21:47all of us?
21:48That's cute.
21:49Is that
21:50you?
21:51Oh, buddy.
21:53What's
21:53going on over
21:54here, hey?
21:55We all
21:56have baggage,
21:57but the
21:58trick is to
21:58find people
21:59who'll help
21:59you unpack.
22:00Did you
22:01make that?
22:02Is that
22:02you?
22:03Oh, my
22:04goodness.
22:05Is that
22:05a box?
22:06Okay,
22:06let's finish
22:07this.
22:07So,
22:08let's just
22:09skip that.
22:10Let's just
22:10do this one.
22:10It's fine.
22:21The key
22:21is to find
22:22people who
22:22love you
22:23for who
22:23you really
22:24are.
22:29It's like
22:29you're an
22:29old hand
22:30edit.
22:32That's it.
22:33And you
22:33might even
22:34surprise
22:34yourself.
22:34you think
22:36so.
22:36All right,
22:36let's
22:37check it
22:37out.
22:38Okay.
22:39Doing
22:39something
22:39for
22:40someone
22:40else
22:40can
22:41teach
22:41you
22:42a lot
22:42about
22:42yourself.
22:43or
22:45or
22:45or
22:46or
22:46go
22:46or
22:47or
22:47go
22:48or
22:48or
22:48or
22:48or
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