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02:05But what about us?
02:06We'll always have recess.
02:09I guess.
02:11See you on the bus, dumbass.
02:13No.
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:16No!
02:17No!
02:18No!
02:19No, guys!
02:20No!
02:21No!
02:22No!
02:23No!
02:24No!
02:25No!
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:35Oh!
02:36Rose!
02:37A sink is a sink.
02:38Your father is still on the toilet.
02:40So?
02:41Wait your turn.
02:42Are you mad?
02:43Do you know how many people I know could have lost their teeth gumming their food with smiles
02:48like ducks?
02:49You know I'm the only one from my class that can actually eat an apple without glue.
02:54I've got teeth like a zipper.
02:57Here.
02:58Put your teeth to use.
03:01You're up early.
03:03Nobody in this house has ever wanted to go to school.
03:05And you smell nice.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Ma'am.
03:09Two squirts of Mike's Dracaranoir.
03:11Oh.
03:12Too much?
03:13Just enough.
03:14Smells like puberty to me.
03:16Pop!
03:17It's true.
03:18I mean you're becoming a man now.
03:20Some interesting girls.
03:21Hair popping up everywhere.
03:23A set of permanent teeth.
03:25Well he still has one baby too so he's still my baby.
03:29Mary.
03:30Can you help me with my tie?
03:32One of my babies.
03:33While I had shamed my old man at work, my brother filled him with pride.
03:38By working at the radio station to help pay for university, he was rebelling by slowly becoming my father.
03:45Hi.
03:46Bye.
03:47How was your day at work?
03:48Oh you mean night?
03:49Yeah I'm friggin wiped but finally getting the hang of the board.
03:53So?
03:54You think maybe I could come in for a day shift sometime?
03:56Even hop on air?
03:57Cause I think I could-
03:58You've got bigger fish to fry than radio.
04:00First crits to go to university.
04:02Oh that university still hasn't cashed that tuition check.
04:06I wish they'd hurry up and get the money out of the account.
04:08I'm terrified to buy anything.
04:10I wouldn't worry too much about that.
04:12Alright.
04:13I'm heading to bed.
04:14Make sure you brush your teeth first.
04:16You remember Lem Marshall right?
04:18It turns out he's got false teeth.
04:20I mean I never knew this but it came out in conversation.
04:22No.
04:23And literally came out the dentures.
04:25Flew out.
04:26Onto the table.
04:28Turns out they belong to his dead wife.
04:30And he's such a cheapskate that he wouldn't get a new set.
04:33Her jaw was bigger than his.
04:35She had a head like a melon.
04:37Night Pop.
04:38Morning.
04:39Right.
04:40I'm off.
04:41Don't want to miss my bus.
04:42See ya!
04:43Oh god.
04:46Puberty.
04:47No fox.
04:48Go get him.
04:49Get out of the way.
04:50But her brothers were there.
04:53New year same door.
04:54Where's Fox?
04:55Aww.
04:56I didn't hear that.
04:57The nerd wants to know where our sister is.
04:58Our sister's too hot for you.
04:59You think your own sister's hot?
05:00Yeah.
05:01What the hell man?
05:02What?
05:03No.
05:04Gross.
05:05Wait.
05:06You don't know.
05:07You don't know.
05:08You don't know.
05:09For the first time in their lives the Fox brothers knew something that someone else didn't.
05:26What?
05:27What is it?
05:28Where is she?
05:29You don't even know she got a boyfriend.
05:31What is it? Where is she?
05:33You don't even know she got a boyfriend, and we're not gonna tell her.
05:38What?
05:39A boyfriend?
05:41I've been listening to a mixtape of lies.
05:44Unless they were the ones lying to me.
05:46I want the window.
05:47I want it.
05:49But chances were the Fox Brothers weren't smart enough for that.
05:52Why my head?
05:54Why my head?
06:01Mark! Hey!
06:03Grade 8!
06:05I'm stoked!
06:07Hey!
06:08These are my new friends.
06:10They live by me.
06:11Isn't that crazy?
06:13New friends?
06:14Had everyone forgotten about me?
06:16Check it out.
06:17I can skateboard now.
06:19Want to try?
06:24No, thank you.
06:25I don't skate or ride a bike.
06:28I'm not into transit.
06:31Here I am!
06:34Don't you like a hurricane?
06:39Here I am!
06:41Here I am!
06:43Actually looks too young to drive.
06:46Millard McGinty.
06:48A 10th grader brazen enough to drive on a learner's permit without an adult present in the car.
06:53Wait.
06:53It breaks up now.
06:56This is in cages.
06:58It's on brazeners.
06:59Are they dating?
07:06Shut up.
07:07I didn't do anything.
07:12Told ya.
07:13I didn't do anything.
07:13I didn't do anything.
07:14I didn't do anything.
07:14I didn't do anything.
07:14I didn't do anything.
07:15I didn't do anything.
07:15I didn't do anything.
07:16I didn't do anything.
07:16I didn't do anything.
07:16I didn't do anything.
07:17I didn't do anything.
07:17I didn't do anything.
07:18I didn't do anything.
07:18I didn't do anything.
07:19I didn't do anything.
07:19I didn't do anything.
07:20I didn't do anything.
07:20I didn't do anything.
07:21I didn't do anything.
07:21I didn't do anything.
07:22I didn't do anything.
07:22I didn't do anything.
07:23I didn't do anything.
07:23I didn't do anything.
07:24Yes, Michael F. Critch, Jr. is the name.
07:46Well, no, that can't be right.
07:48Because I registered him myself.
07:52Canceled?
07:54Are you sure?
07:57Well, thank you so much.
07:58You've been very helpful.
08:02That sneaky little shaker.
08:12Ow.
08:13Stop staring at my sister's desk, perv.
08:16While his sister had outgrown me, her brother had devolved,
08:20repeating the grade for the second time.
08:22Just pick on someone your own size.
08:25Oh, that's right, everyone.
08:26Your size is in high school.
08:27Just because I failed again, don't make you the same age as me.
08:33Attention, students.
08:36I have some unsettling news.
08:39I know that many of you expected that Sister Margaret would be your teacher this year.
08:44I am sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Sister Margaret is dead.
08:51But how?
08:53Metaphorically.
08:54She was killed by your new teacher, Ms. Fowler.
08:59Come in.
09:00Get it over with.
09:07Hello, children.
09:09Sister?
09:10I told you, Sister Margaret is gone.
09:14And in her place, we have...
09:16Ms. Fowler.
09:18Oh, yes, Mark.
09:22What is happening?
09:23Well, over the summer...
09:25Ms. Fowler renounced her vows.
09:28Vows of poverty, obedience, and chastity.
09:32For a spirit of harlotry has led them astray,
09:35and they have played the harlot,
09:38departing from their vows.
09:40Hosea 412.
09:42You dumped God?
09:44Wicked.
09:45Yes, child, it is most certainly wicked.
09:48Wicked means good, Sister.
09:51What's so good about this?
09:52You can't just love God in June and love somebody else in September.
09:56Well, I'm not in love...
09:58Shut up.
09:59Maybe she just got lonely.
10:01Well, maybe God at least deserved a phone call.
10:06I mean a prayer.
10:09I see what you have done.
10:11If it were up to me, I'd cast you from the faculty
10:13like Lucifer from heaven.
10:15For the record, I still love Jesus,
10:18just not in that way.
10:21Check out your scribblers, children.
10:23As Fox had blossomed into womanhood,
10:25Sister Margaret had gone from nun to fun.
10:28Even a nun hit puberty before I did.
10:33Mom, what the hell?
10:34Rise and shine, Professor Pants on Fire.
10:36I called the school.
10:37I was going to tell you.
10:40I swear.
10:41I tried.
10:42But, Dad.
10:44You're going to break his heart.
10:47I thought I wanted to leave.
10:48And then I started working at the station.
10:51And I like it.
10:52Like, like a lot.
10:54You entitled little arsehole.
10:56Why should you be the only one in the family who gets to do what he likes?
10:59Mom, for the first time in my life, I feel like I'm good at something.
11:02I mean, please.
11:07I've never felt this way about anything before.
11:12You think you could at least give me a chance?
11:14You're going to have to be the one to tell your father.
11:17Because if you're going to be running around behind his back,
11:19you're going to have to do it to his face.
11:21What you doing?
11:37Len Marshall died.
11:38The guy with his wife's teeth?
11:40Yes.
11:41How did you know?
11:42Well, you told me this morning.
11:44I'm so sorry for your loss.
11:45Oh.
11:48He was my last living childhood friend.
11:51That's it.
11:52I'm an endangered species now.
11:55If you liked him so much, then why are you cutting him out of all your pictures?
11:59Because I can't stand to see dead eyes staring at me from the walls.
12:03When somebody dies, they're dead to me.
12:06Full stop.
12:07Do you want me to go to the funeral with you?
12:09No, I'm not going.
12:10Why not?
12:11Well, he's not coming to mind, is he?
12:13Oh.
12:13Funny.
12:14Best friends never get to go to each other's funeral.
12:17Pop acted like he was letting go, but his friend's death had left a hole bigger than even he could cut.
12:24Pop?
12:25Mm-hmm?
12:25What's the worst part about losing someone you love?
12:31Like?
12:32There's a difference, you know, between telling a story and sharing one.
12:43You know, I could tell you about the time that me and Len stole apples from a barrel when we were kids.
12:49But if Len was here, he'd probably argue, nah, they weren't apples, they were oranges, you know.
12:58Now, there's just no one to reminisce with.
13:04They're not memories.
13:06They're just ghost stories now.
13:11You could make new memories.
13:13Change doesn't have to be the end.
13:16Not all your friends are gone.
13:17Yeah, you're right.
13:23Onwards.
13:24Onwards.
13:25Onwards.
13:47Am I doing it?
14:02Ha!
14:04How about now?
14:05At school, they vaccinated us for polio and measles, but if they really wanted to protect us, they would have vaccinated us for love.
14:15Oh, my God.
14:16Really?
14:18You are now Frenched.
14:20That means that you're mine now, and I'm yours.
14:23Take a picture.
14:29It lasts longer.
14:30What?
14:32Miller, don't.
14:34Look at this.
14:35Stop staring at her.
14:36I wasn't.
14:37I'm not.
14:38I...
14:38Aw.
14:40He was her little boyfriend.
14:41He's still in love.
14:48True, did you go out with him?
14:52First love feels like it can never end.
14:56Until it does.
14:58No.
14:58What's wrong?
15:10Nothing.
15:11I'm late.
15:11Wait, what?
15:12Are you...
15:13The only way to know you really had love is to lose it.
15:22Ow.
15:23What was that for?
15:26Ah, I...
15:27Always cutting the angle.
15:44That's it.
15:45Perfect.
15:46Radio's in your blood, buddy.
15:48Can we throw it out?
15:49Yes, buddy.
15:53That's it now.
15:55Yeah.
15:57There you go.
15:59Give her.
16:03It's the POCN Morning Show.
16:06You're standing in Bethlehem longer, my love.
16:08With Dick Dunphy.
16:10Good God.
16:12What do you need university for anyway, man?
16:24That's for eggheads, brother.
16:26You belong in radio.
16:28Oh.
16:29Thanks, Dick.
16:31Then hey, maybe I can be as good as you someday.
16:33You crazy prick.
16:37God forgive me.
16:38You got that boy ruined.
16:39What the hell do you know about Univer?
16:44Got a patch room tool.
16:45You remember how?
16:45Oh, yeah.
16:46Uh, Studio One.
16:48Mic up.
16:49Fade on.
16:50You bugger.
16:50You ruined his life.
16:51Jeez, bye, Mike.
16:53I've never done nothing.
16:54The boy is good.
16:55Almost as good as me.
16:57And your mother knows about this?
16:58I'm a newsman.
16:59How the hell am I the last person on earth to find out my son's a dropout?
17:02And, Dick, you are nothing but a no good...
17:04That there's a mute button.
17:07You want us to know where that is?
17:09Yeah.
17:09It's a nice day.
17:18Take your lunch outside.
17:19Get some fresh air.
17:21I could use a smoke.
17:25Only live once.
17:36Hey.
17:39So, what?
17:42Do you hate me now?
17:44Yes.
17:46No.
17:48I don't know.
17:48I just thought that...
17:51What?
17:54Morning.
17:58I'd never even seen y'all summer.
18:00And summer was like another world.
18:04And then I just...
18:07I don't know.
18:08You know?
18:12No.
18:15There was nothing more to say.
18:18Whatever it was, it was gone.
18:20Like glass, a broken heart might one day be fixed.
18:23But you will always see the crack.
18:24You promised me you would tell him.
18:33I never should have let you work up there.
18:36You could still go to university.
18:38You could still be somebody.
18:39I don't need to go to university to be somebody, Dad.
18:42Who are you going to be?
18:43Dick Dunphy?
18:44Jesus, Mike.
18:45Even Dick Dunphy doesn't want to be Dick Dunphy.
18:46Did you ever think, even for a second, Dad, that I'm going to be like you?
18:52When we see the radio, there's nothing to be proud of.
18:55You know what?
18:57I'm proud of you.
19:00Even if you're not.
19:01What did you think?
19:28I would do at this moment
19:33When you're standing before me
19:37Looks like I'm not the only one who's lost someone.
19:43Why can't things just stay the way they are?
19:51Have you ever heard the phrase, there's plenty more fish in the sea?
19:57Yeah.
19:57Well, now, a fish may love living in a pond, but if he just swam a little bit further,
20:04he'd find that there's a whole ocean out there.
20:07Unless, of course, something eats him.
20:09Well, that reminds me, uh, do you know what's for supper?
20:15I'm not hungry.
20:17I've got a toothache.
20:18Really?
20:19Ooh, let me have a look.
20:20Let me see.
20:21What?
20:21Let me see.
20:22Uh-oh.
20:24Oh, yeah.
20:25Your last baby tooth is loose.
20:27All right, head back.
20:28Go on.
20:29Back.
20:29Hang on.
20:30Got it.
20:31Well, looks like somebody's growing up.
20:35Onwards.
20:38Onwards.
20:39When I'm faced with the knowledge that you just don't love me.
21:00You never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory.
21:04Or say things to hurt you.
21:09If only we knew what ones we would yearn for when we were older.
21:13Then we could soak them in before they were gone forever.
21:17Did you think I could hate you?
21:18Maybe then we would have fewer regrets.
21:20Oh, raise my hands to you.
21:26Now, come on, you know me too well.
21:30Oh, oh.
21:31It's over.
21:37Leave me alone.
21:38Are you kidding?
21:39Wait, wait, wait.
21:41Just because of that little geek?
21:42Freak off.
21:46He's dead.
21:47Oh, oh, oh, what do you think I would give at this moment?
21:57If you'd stay, I'd subtract 20 years from my life.
22:07I'd fall down on my knees.
22:12Kiss the ground that you walk on.
22:15If I could just hold you again.
22:19Kiss the ground that you walk on, baby.
22:31If I could just hold you.
22:37Kiss the ground that you walk on, baby.
22:43If I could just hold you.
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