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00:00:00Ah, another peaceful day in Bikini Bottom.
00:00:05For Spongebob Squarepants, every workday at the Krusty Krab is a special day.
00:00:11But today will be an extra special day.
00:00:15Perhaps even hauntingly special.
00:00:20Today is gonna be the best day ever, and I really mean it this time.
00:00:25Oh, who am I kidding? I always mean it.
00:00:28Spongebob, get over here, boyo. Lots to do before we open.
00:00:32Up to it. Tables are a right mess thanks to Squidward.
00:00:36You'd think with all them limbs you'd be better at cleaning.
00:00:39They gotta be spotless before we open, Spongebob.
00:00:43Get scrubbing or I'll have your hide.
00:00:46You can count on me, Mr. Krabs.
00:00:49Last night I had to hurry home to watch the latest episode of House Fancy
00:00:53before I could clean or restock the kitchen, Spongebob.
00:00:57You better get some fresh ingredients from upstairs.
00:01:00If we open and can't make Krabby Patties, that mob out there might just kill us.
00:01:05I'm too talented to die.
00:01:08Let us in! Let us in! Let us in!
00:01:17Well I guess it's time to-
00:01:18Get out of my way!
00:01:23Get out of my way!
00:01:24Get out of my way!
00:01:26Let's make those Krabby Patties!
00:01:28Let's make those Krabby Patties!
00:01:30Ma ha ha ha ha!
00:01:36It is I, the blind Dutchman!
00:01:39The ghostly scourge of the Seven Seas!
00:01:43It is I, the blind Dutchman, the ghostly scourge of the seven seas, cramble before me.
00:01:59Oh, get in line like the rest of us, old-timer.
00:02:04The blind Dutchman waiting in a line of simple mortals? Unimaginable, unthinkable, un-
00:02:11Several thinkable hours later.
00:02:25Right this way, Your Highness.
00:02:27Wash your head there.
00:02:41Squidward, a dozen of our finest half-off Krabby Patties for our revered king.
00:02:55Of course, Squidward will be happy to pay for your patties.
00:03:01One royal order of Krabby Patties coming right up!
00:03:04You care for me, you tinsel-top flounder?
00:03:12Me, the most powerful being of all of Bikini Bottom?
00:03:16Most powerful? Oh, please. You do realize you're talking to a god, you out-of-season Halloween prop.
00:03:24Why you, I'll show you power!
00:03:27Oh, never mind, I've lost my appetite. Smells like a dirty sock in here.
00:03:46Gurgh! Gurgh! Gurgh! Gurgh! Gurgh!
00:03:57Gurgh! Gurgh! Back to the palace!
00:04:03Gurgh! Have a refreshing beverage!
00:04:06Gurgh! Gurgh!
00:04:08You haven't come across Sheldon, have you?
00:04:32He took the keys to the chum bucket with him, and now I can't get in.
00:04:38No. Have you thought about looking in the chum bucket? I saw some ghosts eating chum earlier.
00:04:45Maybe he finally found a customer.
00:04:48Oh my, seems I forgot who I'm talking to. Anyway, last I saw, he was trying to find a way up to the Krusty Krab.
00:04:57Ooh, for the half-off Krabby Patty special?
00:05:01That's as good an explanation as any, I guess.
00:05:04Listen, on your way to the Krusty Krab, look out for Plankton, and tell him to come back here before I blow a fuse.
00:05:13I'm done waiting around.
00:05:15It looks like everyone wants a half-off Patty. Save some for me!
00:05:20You can use the chum bucket to climb up and over like Plankton did.
00:05:27Sure, but I don't remember a fence or a giant crater blocking my path through the Krusty Krab.
00:05:36Oh, just get to the roof and look for Sheldon, would you?
00:05:39Help me get to the Krusty Krab this instant!
00:05:47I have a formula to sti-
00:05:49I mean, my take-out order is getting cold.
00:05:55All this fighting has only made me more hungry.
00:05:59There, you see? We're both after the same thing. Food!
00:06:03But I can see that you're much hungrier than me. Why don't you go first?
00:06:10Oh, gentlemanly of you.
00:06:14I guess my mama just raised me right.
00:06:18Try using that barrel to clear a path.
00:06:21I do it myself, but I'm, uh, you know, too weak from hunger to lift it.
00:06:27After you.
00:06:28You're not standing between my stomach and food!
00:06:58Patrick, up here! Hurry!
00:07:11I'm coming, Spongebob!
00:07:21I'm coming, Spongebob!
00:07:25Huh?
00:07:26Huh?
00:07:27Patrick!
00:07:28Huh?
00:07:29Huh?
00:07:30Huh?
00:07:31Huh?
00:07:32Huh?
00:07:33Huh?
00:07:34Huh?
00:07:35Patrick!
00:07:36SpongeBob?
00:07:37Huh?
00:07:38Huh?
00:07:39Oh, this is gonna be great!
00:07:41Ah!
00:07:42Ah!
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44A monster!
00:07:45What have you done with Spongebob?
00:07:46You, you, you, you ghostly imposter, you!
00:07:51But it's me, Patrick!
00:07:52I've been turned into a ghost!
00:07:54Ah!
00:07:55That's just what a ghostly imposter would say!
00:07:58I can prove it!
00:07:59I can prove it!
00:08:00Here's my BFF ring!
00:08:01And you're not BFFs with a monster, are you?
00:08:04Huh?
00:08:05SpongeBob!
00:08:06It is you!
00:08:07What?
00:08:08What just happened?
00:08:09Yay!
00:08:10Huh?
00:08:11It's our BFF rings!
00:08:12We can swap anytime we want!
00:08:13Eureka!
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:16Ah!
00:08:17Ah!
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00:08:41Alright, that'll be enough for that lad!
00:08:43Ah!
00:08:44Ah!
00:08:45Oh fuck.
00:08:46Ah!
00:08:47Cool!
00:08:48I said cut it out!
00:08:49Now listen up everyone.
00:08:51That means you too Mr. Squidward.
00:08:53We got a gas bag Ghost to find, so he can fix this mess.
00:08:56kim?
00:08:57Look at him!
00:09:00Ah...
00:09:01Sorry.
00:09:02Aright SpongeBob listen up.
00:09:05That blasted flying Dutchman has ruined me beloved crusty crab!
00:09:09Krusty Krab so we gotta go after him how we gonna do that mr. Krabs way in the
00:09:16floating patty of course and if we can sell a few Krabby Patties along the way
00:09:21all the better great idea mr. Krabs the floating patty refuge for the hungry and
00:09:27the haunted yeah if they brought their wallet now first I need you to prepare
00:09:34the floating patty for lunch I mean lunch then you gotta buy your new
00:09:42uniform from pearl at her boot all employees must probably wear the
00:09:47standard-issue floating patty uniform which comes with a built-in walkie-talkie
00:09:52or as I like to call them workie-talkies
00:09:58sir yes sir hi Spongebob welcome to my boutique where I sell the height of
00:10:05adventure fashion I'm so excited you're one of my first customers
00:10:11Trey chic may we now what can I get for you a crew uniform perhaps
00:10:20Spongebob do you hear me loud and clear
00:10:24where is he talking from loud and clear mr. Krabs excellent
00:10:31join me at the hell of the devil oh right the workie-talkie what the scent of
00:10:40gold and sucks and you know what that means gold smells like socks no what I
00:10:51mean is where there's gold there's pirates and most importantly gold what are you
00:10:58trying to say mr. Krabs it means I know where the flying Dutchman is and gold set a
00:11:06course to goldfish island time for a good old-fashioned treasure hunt
00:11:13ah do you see that just off the coast of goo lagoon lies the picturesque goldfish
00:11:26island rumored to be the hiding place of the legendary treasure of Captain Goldie a
00:11:32rumor mostly spread by the owner of Captain Goldie's treasure hunter resort
00:11:38I use welcome my name is Captain Goldie your host at this beautiful and totally
00:11:47legit resort Wow with a name like that there's got to be gold here there is
00:11:55isn't there buddy you looking for gold we've got the gold but only the brave and
00:12:04daring can find it you to think you're brave and daring enough oh I'm brave
00:12:12Captain Goldie and I'm daring though I'm usually pretty hungry too easy for use to
00:12:21say boys but only the bravest and daring is can figure out the key to unlocking the
00:12:27mystery and wonders of the jungles and it's hidden gold prove yourselves and maybe
00:12:34we can talk in time enjoy goldfish island and it's mostly occasionally
00:12:40reasonably priced amenities mr. Krabs mr. Krabs guess what spit it out boy no dramatic
00:12:55pauses on company time we met the Captain Goldie and she told us that there's
00:13:00treasure deep in the jungle it all seemed a little fishy at first but Captain Goldie
00:13:05said that she never lies what are we waiting for let's get a move on well mr. Krabs
00:13:13that's the problem problem no problems on company time you see mr. Krabs the
00:13:20jungle entrance to the golden path is closed closed for the love of nervous and the
00:13:26sponge to do a Krabs job today's supposed to be father-daughter day and so far all
00:13:33we've done is nothing but sweet are they daddy you promised it's bad enough that
00:13:43we're spending father-daughter day on this dump of an island have you seen its kelp
00:13:48reviews one star well we're gonna squeeze the most out of that one star you and me
00:13:54unless you're looking for a one star kelp review of course my precious father-daughter day it is
00:14:01change of plan you two make sure we get on that jungle path and find me gold you got it mr. Krabs
00:14:09see that you do or I'm docking your pay if you do you will hear from my union what do you you don't
00:14:19even work for me I ain't paying you know how daddy come on coming
00:14:25sweetheart Captain Goldie's been watching your boys and you might be brave and daring
00:14:34enough to travel the golden path after all why I think you're so brave I could just give you the key
00:14:43to entering the jungle I just told you about oh thank you Captain Goldie ma'am not so fast my
00:14:53absorbent friend I said you might be daring enough but I gotta see more it ain't enough to be brave
00:15:02you gotta have the smarts to outwit the dangers of the jungle you see my lighthouse is on the blink
00:15:10and for safety reasons you don't want a blinking lighthouse if you can fix the lighthouse then maybe
00:15:19just maybe Captain Goldie can trust yous with the key that opens the golden path through the jungle
00:15:29we get outsmart any old lighthouse just point the way oh brother let me guess you two messed with the
00:15:41flying Dutchman caused that huge explosion and now you need your best pal Sandy to help save the day
00:15:48well don't you worry I got you covered we're supposed to fix the lighthouse for Captain Goldie but how are we
00:15:55supposed to get across the bay not all of us can float over the water you know you can't both flow but
00:16:05you can surf grab that ghost board if you want to get to the lighthouse they've been popping up all over
00:16:10the island ever since those ghosts started showing up I guess even surfboards can have unfinished business
00:16:16great idea thanks Sandy the lighthouse is burning bright Captain Goldie will surely give us the key to
00:16:25the jungle now well if she doesn't someone's going to leave a harsh kelp review you look at that you two suckers
00:16:36clever dear devils got the lighthouse working again more light more customers more money
00:16:45now about the jungle and the gold and all that Captain Goldie always sometimes keeps her promises and
00:16:56lucky you today's one of those days most people got to pay for what I'm about to give you I will offer you
00:17:04zero pennies so generous oh yeah but no need now check this out the mysterious and definitely ancient key to
00:17:18the jungle Captain Goldie isn't that just a giant fork it'll get you into the jungle so it's as mysterious as I
00:17:29I say it is don't you trust me we do we do then here you go my pink friend you'll figure out how it works just watch yourselves in the jungle it's full of spooky ghosts and totally not balloons covered in sheets ghosts I laugh in the face of ghosts
00:17:56ghosts
00:18:09Squidward what are you doing here I'm working on a still life painting to find my inner peace amid all this ghostly chaos
00:18:18I could paint a masterpiece if it weren't for you.
00:18:23And the fact this shoddy resort has lit the subject so poorly.
00:18:27Don't get me started on the terrible composition.
00:18:32Don't worry, Squidward.
00:18:33After we fix things up, you'll be doodling like no one has ever doodled before.
00:18:41Philistine, I am no doodler.
00:18:44I am an artiste.
00:18:48Why, it's perfect, you morons.
00:18:57A work of art all on its own.
00:18:59Any painting of mine would be a child's drawing by comparison.
00:19:05Ooh, I could use a kid's drawing for an empty spot on my refrigerator, Squidward.
00:19:11A job artfully done, Patrick.
00:19:14Let's go.
00:19:15There you are, finally.
00:19:18Let's find me that gold already.
00:19:20SpongeBob and Patrick reporting for duty, Mr. Krabs.
00:19:23Let's go.
00:19:25So much for Father-Daughter Day.
00:19:27SpongeBob, Patrick, am I glad to see you.
00:19:50No, really.
00:19:51You know I'd do anything for my most favoritist teacher.
00:19:57I've been, ahem, volunteered for something called community service and need to pick up all the trash from this beach.
00:20:06Some of it is stuck deep in the sand and I can't get it out.
00:20:11Can you dig it up for me?
00:20:13Only if we get to keep the trash.
00:20:16Why would you?
00:20:19Well, I don't see why not.
00:20:22Then we shall do it.
00:20:25But stand back, lady.
00:20:27There's almost nothing Patrick Starr digs more than trash.
00:20:33Why, the beach and the lagoon are clean again.
00:20:39Told those cops they'd never hold me.
00:20:42I mean, thank you, boys.
00:20:46You're welcome.
00:20:47But next time, you shouldn't let your trash blow all over the place.
00:20:52It wasn't my...
00:20:54Never mind.
00:20:56I will keep that in mind.
00:20:58Mr. Krabs, you found the gold.
00:21:01Is the flying Dutchman inside the gold?
00:21:05No!
00:21:07This ain't real gold!
00:21:09Who would be so cruel as to put a fake chest with fake gold in the middle of a jungle?
00:21:15Wait a minute.
00:21:17You can still smell the faint scent of gold socks and gold!
00:21:23It's still out there, lads!
00:21:26But where, Mr. Krabs?
00:21:28The path ends at this waterfall.
00:21:30Why, that's where the smell of gold is coming from.
00:21:34So you gotta get us past the waterfall and back on the trail of the gold, boys!
00:21:39Hot to it now!
00:21:41It's another dead end!
00:21:42Hey, wait a minute.
00:21:45I don't think we're in the resort anymore.
00:21:48Why do you say that, pretty girl?
00:21:50Because this place actually isn't a dump.
00:21:53But it sure is extra spooky.
00:21:55Which does a lot, considering there aren't any ghosts here.
00:21:59But, Mr. Krabs, if it's a dead end, we must have taken a wrong turn.
00:22:04A really creepy long turn.
00:22:06But more importantly, what kind of graveyard doesn't have ghosts?
00:22:14Oh, never mind that.
00:22:15I can smell the gold from across the ravine.
00:22:18So you see, this can't be a dead end.
00:22:20SpongeBob Patrick, look around and do some digging.
00:22:24And get me across this ravine.
00:22:27Right away, Mr. Krabs.
00:22:31Look, it's not a dead end anymore.
00:22:33Good job, boyos.
00:22:35Now let's find that Dutchman and his gold.
00:22:40Huh?
00:22:41Look, we found the Flying Dutchman's lair, but not the Flying Dutchman.
00:22:46Where could he be?
00:22:47Anyone else like what he's done to the place?
00:22:57Oh, I could live here.
00:23:00Patrick, I think I found something.
00:23:04Look.
00:23:05These might be clues to where the Flying Dutchman went.
00:23:10That's like today.
00:23:13But what are they telling us?
00:23:16It may forever remain a mystery.
00:23:20The answer is right in front of you.
00:23:23The Flying Dutchman's gone to Neptune's gallery and revenge on King Neptune.
00:23:28Duh.
00:23:29Oh!
00:23:32Found it!
00:23:33I'm rich!
00:23:36Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:23:37Killing mode!
00:23:43No!
00:23:46Huh?
00:23:49Daddy!
00:23:51No!
00:23:51No!
00:23:53No!
00:23:54Be cold! Be cold!
00:24:19That monster tricked me!
00:24:22Being tricked is better than being eaten, right Mr. Krabs?
00:24:28Maybe gold isn't a monster, but your monster.
00:24:34Think about it.
00:24:37Let's find Sandy. With her can-do attitude, we should get this all fixed in no time.
00:24:44I hope so. I could use a break right about now.
00:24:49You two showed up just at the right time.
00:24:53I'm upgrading Karen into a powerful antenna so we can reach King Neptune's palace on the horn.
00:24:59Unfortunately, we're missing my enhanced communication module. Plankton took it for who knows what and then disappeared to the engine room.
00:25:09My hands are all tied up here. Could you scoot to the engine room and look for it?
00:25:15Krabs has a top secret mission for you two. I'm building a portal device so I, I mean he, can get back to the Krusty Krab and save the secret formula.
00:25:33The problem is I'm all out of parts. So, if you find any scrap metal pieces, be sure to pick them up. The more you bring me, the better I can make the portal machine.
00:25:45Uh, are you sure Mr. Krabs asked you to tell us that?
00:25:53Fellas, would I ever lie to you? If you don't believe me, go ask Mr. Krabs. I'm sure he won't mind you questioning his orders.
00:26:02Question our captain's orders? That's mutiny. Okay, Plankton, we'll find your scrap metal. Make sure you tell Mr. Krabs his best employee is on the job.
00:26:14Uh, yeah, sure, I'll let him know. But remember, you can't tell anyone, not even Krabs.
00:26:22Our lips are sealed tighter than our clam.
00:26:25Good. Oh, and one last thing. Don't touch the portal. Now scram!
00:26:32Hooray, you found it. Now we can get this over and done with. This isn't very comfortable, you know.
00:26:39All right, hold your horses.
00:26:42Howdy! Anyone home?
00:26:45Why, the darn thing's working but no one's picking up. They must be busier than a clown at a rodeo with the gala and all.
00:26:53But if they don't answer, we can't warn them. We'll be ghosts forever.
00:27:00Wait a minute, SpongeBob. We ain't out of the game yet. We can just get Mr. Krabs to move this here floating patty all the way to the palace.
00:27:13What? Then what are you doing here?
00:27:16Me? Just taking in the sights.
00:27:20In here? Hey.
00:27:23You've got your sights set on stealing the Krabby Patty formula, don't you?
00:27:30Me? I would never. I mean, I actually have successfully stolen it several times, but let's not get stuck in the past. Capiche?
00:27:39Sheldon, I told you to stay in the engine room.
00:27:46And I told you to bite me.
00:27:49I'm captain of this airship and you gotta follow my orders. Now return to the engine room and get back to tinkering with that weird machine you got in there.
00:27:58Heh heh. I'll follow orders for now. But once I finish my portal machine, we'll see who's captain of this ship.
00:28:09The Krabs! Mr. Krabs! We have to fly to King Neptune's palace right away!
00:28:14Are you two trying to give me, your captain, orders on my ship?
00:28:21Sorry, Mr. Krabs, sir. But Sandy said they're too busy with all the people at the gala and no one is answering. It's our only hope. Please, Mr. Krabs.
00:28:30What? Busy, you say? Hmm. That gala's probably stuffed to the gills with rich people. Rich, hungry people I could make money from. SpongeBob, me boy, set a course to King Neptune's palace.
00:28:46Sir, yes, sir. Setting sail on the double.
00:28:49How thrilling. King Neptune is holding his annual gala to celebrate and honor Atlantis' most prestigious citizen... himself.
00:29:09Excuse me, good sir guard. I'm SpongeBob SquarePants and this is my associate, Patrick Starr. And we come with a dire...
00:29:16You got a ticket?
00:29:19No, but we have an urgent...
00:29:21No ticket, no entry.
00:29:24But...
00:29:25But nothing. Scram before I call a guard.
00:29:29Are you a guard?
00:29:31Uh, like I was saying, uh, scram before I call... myself.
00:29:37Okay, looks like we'll have to find another way into the palace.
00:29:46A guard, please.
00:30:04A guard, please.
00:30:09Mary, what are you doing here, mister? I told you to stay home.
00:30:12I told you to stay home.
00:30:14Meow.
00:30:17Oh, yeah!
00:30:19Yeah, that adds up.
00:30:22Gary, you don't happen to have a ticket for the gala, do you?
00:30:26Meow.
00:30:29Oh, well, it was worth a try.
00:30:31We really need to get inside and speak to His Highness.
00:30:35Meow.
00:30:36Meow, meow.
00:30:37Meow.
00:30:38What?
00:30:42What do you mean we can just go through the wall?
00:30:47Meow.
00:30:49Oh, so you're telling me that someone hit that lantern and then just passed through the wall?
00:31:00Meow.
00:31:03Trust Gary SpongeBob.
00:31:06Trust the way of the snail.
00:31:09I knew I could count on you, Gare Bear.
00:31:16Excuse me, Mr. Bouncer, sir.
00:31:18We need to talk to King Neptune.
00:31:20It's urgent.
00:31:22Sorry, no can do.
00:31:24Only merpeople are allowed to join the mightiest of them all, King Neptune.
00:31:30And you two don't look like merpeople to me.
00:31:33You clearly don't understand who we are.
00:31:40Seems you don't understand.
00:31:42No tail, you fail.
00:31:45Come on, Patrick.
00:31:46We have to find a way to get to King Neptune.
00:31:48Look, the royal pajamas.
00:31:53And we can use the pajamas as a disguise and sneak past the guard.
00:31:58Great idea, SpongeBob.
00:31:59Hurry, before they close the doors.
00:32:07Sandy, we kind of need your help.
00:32:09We're stuck and have no pajamas.
00:32:14Hey, Squirrel, hand me that.
00:32:17Listen, you two, get back to the party and let a professional handle this.
00:32:22Karen, open the gate for these blubbering buffoons.
00:32:27Thanks, Plankton.
00:32:28Wow, you got here fast.
00:32:31King Neptune left the tabs on and flooded the bathroom.
00:32:35Hey, wait a minute.
00:32:36You don't look like the royal plumbers.
00:32:39You must be the bee team.
00:32:41Get in there and make sure you clean this up.
00:32:43My career is on the line here.
00:32:45Look, Patrick.
00:33:10It's a bubble wand.
00:33:12Uh, can we make a wish?
00:33:15Oh, sorry, Patrick.
00:33:17I'm all out of magic bubble soap.
00:33:19And you know what happened last time.
00:33:21Oh, well, at least we can still make bubbles.
00:33:31Wow, Patrick, listen up and don't interrupt me.
00:33:35Neptune's bedroom is guarded by a magical security system.
00:33:38And that giant lantern you're staring at is exactly how we bypass that security system.
00:33:45Find a way to activate the lantern and the pajamas are ours.
00:33:50Man, I'm a genius.
00:33:52Oh, I knew I'd figure it out.
00:33:56So obvious.
00:33:59Yeah, all by myself.
00:34:01What?
00:34:03Ah, forget it.
00:34:04And the commoners return like the common moths to the blazing flame of my classical refinement.
00:34:13Huh?
00:34:14We were just passing by.
00:34:17Oh, don't try to hide it.
00:34:20Everyone wishes they were me.
00:34:23Why not you?
00:34:25But alas, it will never be.
00:34:27Uh, that's okay.
00:34:30We're good.
00:34:32Perhaps I can help you.
00:34:34If you bring me something worthy of my stature, it might prove that you possess a smidge of class.
00:34:42Um, what did you have in mind?
00:34:46Use your best judgment.
00:34:48Ugh, who am I kidding?
00:34:49As if you have any.
00:34:51Just dazzle me.
00:34:53Ooh, what have we here?
00:34:57Seriously, what the heck is this anyway?
00:35:01We have no idea.
00:35:04Cool, huh?
00:35:06Uh, whatever.
00:35:08I knew it would end like this.
00:35:10You'll always be commoners.
00:35:12I mean, look at you two.
00:35:15That's a valuable lesson.
00:35:16We look at each other all the time.
00:35:18Thanks, William.
00:35:20Meow.
00:35:23Aw, don't mention it, Gary.
00:35:25I couldn't let you stay hungry.
00:35:29Meow.
00:35:30Meow.
00:35:30Meow.
00:35:31Meow.
00:35:32Meow.
00:35:34Oh, thank goodness.
00:35:35I need your help.
00:35:36Ghosts have taken over the kitchen.
00:35:39Not our problem, buddy.
00:35:42We're plumbers, not ghost hunters.
00:35:46Please.
00:35:47If King Neptune doesn't get his mid-gala snack, I'll be sent to the dungeons for sure.
00:35:53You know I can't turn my back on a kitchen in distress, Patrick.
00:35:58You did it.
00:35:59Thank goodness.
00:36:01And just in time to feed Neptune his snacks.
00:36:04Great job, B-team.
00:36:07No, thank you.
00:36:09Step right this way.
00:36:12You'll be receiving our bill in the mail.
00:36:15That's it.
00:36:18Now let's go get those pajamas.
00:36:20That's it.
00:36:20Now let's go get those pajamas.
00:36:22Focus, you two.
00:36:45It's color-coded.
00:36:47It shouldn't be that hard.
00:36:49ersten
00:36:523
00:36:552
00:36:583
00:37:00Oh look at you, ain't you a dish?
00:37:23That's place setting to you. Now please let me enter Neptune's inner circle. I am, after all, an authentic mer person, you know.
00:37:37I'm sorry ma'am. Yes, yes of course. In you go.
00:37:42King Neptune, your majesticness, you gotta listen. The Flying Dutchman is coming for you.
00:37:50Beware the Dutchman.
00:37:58I've got you now, you pointless puffer fish.
00:38:02Begone you scurvy gum bottom feeder, you're not welcome here.
00:38:07Oh yeah? Maybe you'd welcome Goshen here, if I make you one.
00:38:20And now you've done it!
00:38:34I think now he's done it.
00:38:36Arrgh!
00:38:44Arrgh! Keep your fishy mitts off me!
00:38:48Huh? Take that sock monger!
00:38:51I'll show you!
00:38:52Ha ha! Turn my family into ghosts, will you? Prepare to be fetish!
00:38:57I'll kill all your soul!
00:38:59I'll show you who you are!
00:39:01Turn the hand, my royal person!
00:39:03Ouch! Hey!
00:39:05Gotcha!
00:39:07Aaaaaaah!
00:39:13Aaaaaaah!
00:39:17Our heroes find themselves in the depths of the palace known as the Catacombs.
00:39:23A chilling labyrinth where shadows and danger lurk around every corner.
00:39:29Still, it's better than the Chumbucking.
00:39:35Look, Patrick! It's Madame Cassandra!
00:39:39Oh-ho! If it isn't my old dear friends!
00:39:44Conch, Brad, then what's a star?
00:39:48You two are looking a little greener than I remember.
00:39:51King Neptune has been kind enough to have me as his guest down here since we all had that big misunderstanding with the Jellyverse.
00:40:02We don't mean to interrupt your visit, but can you point us towards the exit?
00:40:07Of course! Allow me to personally guide you. I've overstayed my welcome here anyway.
00:40:15Hooray!
00:40:16Oh, but, silly me. I seem to have locked myself in.
00:40:21Get me out, and we can leave together.
00:40:24We'll help you, Madame Cassandra. Be right back. Don't you move.
00:40:28No move!
00:40:37HA HA!
00:40:39HA HA!
00:40:40No!
00:40:42Ah!
00:40:46There you go, Madame Cassandra.
00:41:02Oh, does it feel good to stretch my tail again?
00:41:09So, which way is the exit?
00:41:12Hmm.
00:41:15You do know the way out, don't you, Madam Cassandra?
00:41:19Of course. I just want to avoid King Neptune.
00:41:21I don't want him to think I'm rude by leaving.
00:41:26Of course.
00:41:28Of course.
00:41:30I know. Just press this button. It opens a drain ahead.
00:41:35Patrick and I know a thing or two about drains.
00:41:41How fortunate.
00:41:44Then, you two do your thing with that drain, and I'll meet you up ahead.
00:41:50Hello, boys. What took you so long?
00:41:56Madam Cassandra! Oh, what a relief. We were beginning to think you'd abandoned us.
00:42:01Not for lack of trying.
00:42:04What was that?
00:42:06I said, you boys meet me just outside the crypt. The exit's that way.
00:42:12Okay, Madam Cassandra. Here we come. How we doing so far?
00:42:17Well, you're still alive, aren't you?
00:42:20A plus.
00:42:21I guess.
00:42:23Oh, no! Look!
00:42:29Spongebob, Patrick! Are you there?
00:42:35Sandy, are we glad to hear you.
00:42:38You gotta hurry, Spongebob. Those two are out of control.
00:42:42Come to the Poseidon. We'll pick you up in the floating paddy.
00:42:46On our way, Sandy. With Madam Cassandra's guidance, we should get there in no time.
00:42:51Madam Cassandra? What's little Miss Fortune Scammer doing there?
00:42:55She's teaching us how to do a jailbreak.
00:42:59You two be careful. I'd rather hug a porcupine than trust her.
00:43:04Roger that, Sandy. Meet you at the Poseidome.
00:43:07I have a special treat for you two. A boulder.
00:43:12Oh, goody. Patrick and I love boulders.
00:43:16Excellent. Then what I need you to do is...
00:43:20Save your breath, ma'am. Spongebob and I know our way around a boulder.
00:43:26Then show me. Open the path ahead. Don't you have a city to save or something?
00:43:32Good work, boys. And since I couldn't find a way to escape while you were gone, I found another way forward.
00:43:41Right! Let's go!
00:43:44A way forward that's blocked, unfortunately.
00:43:49Oh, however will we continue?
00:43:53Don't you worry, Madam Cassandra. We'll open the path ahead.
00:43:57Look how far we rolled, Spongebob. No wonder my limbs are starting to ache.
00:44:04All thanks to the expert guidance of Madam Cassandra.
00:44:07Yeah. She did all the heavy lifting for us.
00:44:11There you are. We made it. We made it.
00:44:15You're welcome. No need to thank me. But feel free.
00:44:20We never could have done it without you, Madam Cassandra.
00:44:23What can I say, boys? Now, get us into the Poseidome.
00:44:30Right away, Madam Cassandra.
00:44:34Whoa!
00:44:34Whoa!
00:44:37Do not save us!
00:44:42Patrick, we need to stop those two from destroying Bikini Bottom.
00:44:47Ta-ta!
00:45:04Oh!
00:45:08Ta-ta!
00:45:16You boys play nice now
00:45:18Hmm
00:45:45You didn't try to ditch us did you?
00:45:49Nonsense!
00:45:50I just lost you in the chaos
00:45:52When I slipped through that hole in the wall
00:45:54I thought you were right behind me
00:45:56Lightly story
00:45:58I bet you didn't mean to turn me into a giant monster last time around either
00:46:04Speaking of giant monsters
00:46:06We still have to find a way to stop the flying Dutchman and King Neptune
00:46:10Any ideas Madame Cassandra?
00:46:14I'm afraid not
00:46:16My expertise as you know lies in fortune telling
00:46:20Maybe ask around the ship
00:46:22Someone's sure to have some bright ideas
00:46:24I guess
00:46:26Spongebob
00:46:28No one was very helpful
00:46:30Yeah
00:46:32Hey wait
00:46:34Peasant that's it
00:46:36Ultimate cook-off
00:46:38Fry cook museum
00:46:40Golden spatula
00:46:42I got it
00:46:44Oh goody
00:46:46What have you got?
00:46:48Spongebob
00:46:50We don't do something quick
00:46:52Those two will make bikini bottom flatter than a one-sided pancake
00:46:54I know just what to do Sandy
00:46:56We'll come meet you right away
00:46:58I've got it Sandy
00:47:00I've got it
00:47:02Well I hope it ain't just a bucket of water
00:47:04Cause I don't think that even cool those hotheads down
00:47:06It's better than that
00:47:08It's better than that
00:47:10We have to get to the fry cook museum
00:47:12What?
00:47:13You sure you didn't get hit on the head Spongebob?
00:47:16We can turn their own powers against them with the golden spatula
00:47:20But how is the spatula gonna help us do that?
00:47:24With a little trick I learned from Madame Cassandra
00:47:28You'll see
00:47:29Let's set a course for her
00:47:54Here we find jellyfish fields
00:47:56Which not long ago was a paradise for carefree jellyfishing
00:48:02Now blanketed by a ghostly chill
00:48:04Its icy beauty hides dangers at every turn for unwary explorers
00:48:12Why there are some now
00:48:17Spongebob
00:48:18I've got nose blind
00:48:20I can't smell Krabby Patties anymore
00:48:24It's not just you Patrick
00:48:26The floating patty is nowhere to be seen or smelled
00:48:30Don't worry guys
00:48:32I'll get you home faster than a greased eel on a water slide
00:48:36We can always count on you Sandy
00:48:39Wait a second
00:48:41Is it me or is jellyfish fields much less green than usual?
00:48:46I reckon those old geezers are to blame
00:48:49Their fighting is making everything topsy-turvy
00:48:52Even the weather
00:48:53But Sandy
00:48:55How are we gonna get to the Fry Cook Museum?
00:48:57Let's use these boys
00:48:59Surf's up!
00:49:01Howdy guys!
00:49:03What took you so long?
00:49:05Sorry to keep you waiting Sandy
00:49:07I'm more of a summer sponge
00:49:09I feel you SpongeBob
00:49:11I'm not much of a winter critter either
00:49:13That means we need to get us some food and supplies so we can keep warm
00:49:17I know what we can do
00:49:19Collect the jam from the jellyfish around here
00:49:23Jellyfish jam is both nourishing and warming on the skin
00:49:27Great idea SpongeBob
00:49:29Great idea SpongeBob!
00:49:31You two do that and I'll scout on ahead
00:49:33Hey!
00:49:39I see Sandy's clothes but no Sandy!
00:49:45Uh oh!
00:49:46Where'd she go?
00:49:47That's it!
00:49:48I'm done!
00:49:49Do you mean done as in grilled to perfection like a Krabby Patty?
00:49:55No done as in finished
00:49:57I'm hungry I'm tired and we're out of jam
00:49:59I'm so cold I can't feel my toes
00:50:01I wouldn't go one step further even if I could
00:50:03But Sandy needs us
00:50:05I don't care
00:50:07I won't budge till I get something to eat
00:50:08And that's my life
00:50:09I'm done
00:50:10I'm done
00:50:11I'm done
00:50:12Do you mean done as in grilled to perfection like a Krabby Patty?
00:50:14No done as in finished
00:50:16No done as in finished
00:50:18I'm hungry I'm tired and we're out of jam
00:50:20I'm so cold I can't feel my toes
00:50:22I wouldn't go one step further even if I could
00:50:25But Sandy needs us
00:50:27I don't care
00:50:28I won't budge till I get something to eat
00:50:30And that's my last word on the subject
00:50:34Fine then try eating your last word if you're so hungry
00:50:37I'll go and find Sandy on my own
00:50:40Fine
00:50:42Fine
00:50:51Oh Patrick I found you I've been so worried
00:50:55Are you still mad at me?
00:50:57Please don't be mad Patrick
00:50:59I guess I can't blame you
00:51:01But don't forget Patrick
00:51:03We're BFFs
00:51:04And no little argument's gonna get in the way of that
00:51:08Turn your back on me if you must
00:51:10But I won't turn my back on Sandy
00:51:13I'm gonna find her and help her whether you're with me or not
00:51:16Oh please Patrick you just gotta forgive me
00:51:18I'm sorry
00:51:19I'm sorry
00:51:20I'm sorry
00:51:21Spongebob hi
00:51:22Where'd you come from?
00:51:23Didn't you hear anything I said just now?
00:51:24Um no
00:51:25Sorry
00:51:26Oh look what I found!
00:51:27A ghost ice cream cone!
00:51:28Try some Spongebob!
00:51:29It's hauntingly delicious!
00:51:30Eugh!
00:51:31No thanks!
00:51:32It's all yours buddy!
00:51:33What were you saying?
00:51:34Don't worry about it
00:51:35I'm just glad we're together again
00:51:36Bring it in BFF!
00:51:37Oh that tickled!
00:51:38Alright Patrick, Sandy's still out there and we gotta help her!
00:51:41Are you with me?
00:51:42No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:51:45delicious yeah no thanks it's all yours buddy what were you saying don't worry
00:51:52about it I'm just glad we're together again bring it in BFF that tickled all
00:52:02right Patrick Sandy's still out there and we got a helper are you with me can I
00:52:09bring my ice cream absolutely yeah let's go find Sandy
00:52:26Spongebob look oh no King jellyfish
00:52:39oh better get those ointments ready old pal
00:52:46Spongebob
00:53:04Spongebob and Patrick
00:53:07go
00:53:13go
00:53:14I got you now Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry
00:53:18Sheriff Sandy's gonna bring you to justice
00:53:24come here
00:53:26where is
00:53:29and
00:53:31you
00:53:34and
00:53:35I
00:53:36and
00:53:37and
00:53:38and
00:53:40Spongebob, Patrick, thanks for bringing me back to my senses.
00:54:00That cold may be crankier than an Alaskan bull warm in a rodeo.
00:54:05You can always count on us, partner.
00:54:08Right, Patrick?
00:54:09Yep, I was right at Spongebob's side every step of the way.
00:54:17Uh, yeah.
00:54:18Anyways, now that we're all back together, we need to have Mr. Krabs fly us to the Fry Cook Museum.
00:54:25Great idea, Spongebob.
00:54:27You go on ahead.
00:54:28I'm gonna stay here and finish warming up for a while.
00:54:31Okay.
00:54:38Let's go.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:39Let's go.
00:54:40Let's go.
00:54:41Let's go.
00:54:41Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs!
00:55:06If we want to fix this, we need to get to the Fried Cook Museum right away.
00:55:10No can do, SpongeBob. The blast from those two fighting nearly sank us.
00:55:16As it is, the floating patty is barely afloat.
00:55:19We have to do something, Mr. Krabs. If we don't get there soon, it might be too late.
00:55:24I'll tell you what you can do. Go find Squidward. I sent him to make repairs a while ago and he hasn't reported back yet.
00:55:31And we still ain't moving.
00:55:33We'll find him and help get the floating patty back in action, Mr. Krabs. You can count on us.
00:55:39That's what Squidward said. Look where that got me.
00:55:44Am I glad to see you, too!
00:55:48You're never glad to see a Squidward! Oh, did you get hit in the head?
00:55:54Why, as a matter of fact, I did while I was trying to fix the balloon. But alas, I am an artist, not a handyman.
00:56:03We'll help, Squidward. What do you need us to do?
00:56:06Clean off the wreckage that's gotten all over the balloon and patch the holes.
00:56:12Oh, yeah. Holes are generally bad for balloons. Anything else?
00:56:18Oh, maybe some aspirin?
00:56:21We did it, Squidward! We fixed the balloon!
00:56:25Look at that. You two did some good for a change. Now leave me alone. I have a splitting headache.
00:56:34Oh, it sounds like Squidward is mad at us again.
00:56:39Yay! Squidward's recovered from his head injury!
00:56:43Yay!
00:56:45Let me fix the floating patty, Mr. Krabs! Let's hurry and fly to Bikini Bottom!
00:56:51Let me stop you right there, SpongeBob. I'm not putting my baby in harm's way again.
00:56:57She costs good money and makes me good money to boot.
00:57:02But how will we get to the Fry Cook Museum and save Bikini Bottom?
00:57:07Why, Plankton here will help, won't you?
00:57:11Help them? How? You mean let them use my portal? Not on your life, Eugene!
00:57:18These boobs will probably get ice cream all over it.
00:57:22Uh, you mean my portal?
00:57:25Restaurant code states that any devices built on the premises of the restaurant are property of the owner. No ifs, ands, or buts.
00:57:35Wait, what? This isn't fair! Curse you, Krabs! I won't let you get away with this.
00:57:42I got two words for you, Sheldon.
00:57:47Keel and haul.
00:57:50Now, now, there's no need for that.
00:57:54Fine, I'll help.
00:57:56You two, behold! My state-of-the-art portal machine!
00:58:03State-of-the-art? Maybe city-of-the-art? Probably more like village-of-the-art.
00:58:09Not now, Karen! I'm trying to explain this sophisticated device to these imbeciles!
00:58:17Uh, don't you just go through it and you're somewhere else?
00:58:21How dare you mock my genius with such an idiotically simple explanation!
00:58:27Face it, Sheldon. He nailed it.
00:58:29So, yes, you go through here. It is now set to take you to Bikini Bottom whenever you're ready.
00:58:42Kinda.
00:58:44Poor Bikini Bottom. Has Hope ghosted our once peaceful little Hamlet at the bottom of the scene?
00:58:51Not if a certain sponge and his star-shaped friend have anything to say about it.
00:58:57And now, the thrilling conclusion to our story.
00:59:03The golden spatula! It's even shinier and golden-er than I remember!
00:59:09Hurry and grab it, Patrick! It's the only way to stop the Flying Dutchman and King Neptune!
00:59:13Dune!
00:59:23Here, let me help!
00:59:26My butt!
00:59:33We did it, SpongeBob!
00:59:35Time to teach those two not to mess with Bikini Bottom!
00:59:44Ah!
00:59:46Ah!
00:59:48Ah!
00:59:50Ah!
00:59:52Ah!
00:59:54Ah!
00:59:56Ah!
00:59:58Ah!
01:00:00Ah!
01:00:02Ah!
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:06Ah!
01:00:07Ah!
01:00:08Ah!
01:00:09Ah!
01:00:10Ah!
01:00:11Ah!
01:00:12Ah!
01:00:13Ah!
01:00:14Ah!
01:00:15Ah!
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:20Ah!
01:00:21Ah!
01:00:22Ah!
01:00:23Ah!
01:00:24Ah!
01:00:25Ah!
01:00:26Ah!
01:00:27Ah!
01:00:28Ah!
01:00:29Ah!
01:00:30Ah!
01:00:31Ah!
01:00:32All the Bikini Bottom is counting on us.
01:00:35And I don't know how to count.
01:00:40Oh, Eddard!
01:00:43Hello?
01:00:45Mr. Dutchman, sir?
01:00:47Yoo-hoo!
01:00:49Oh, King Neptune!
01:00:51What's that squeaky noise?
01:00:53Did we step on something again?
01:01:00Would you excuse me?
01:01:02Wait for a minute.
01:01:03I need to collect some tiny swords.
01:01:08Grr!
01:01:26Oh, no!
01:01:30Hee-hee-hee-hee.
01:01:31Spongebob, you're my best friend forever!
01:01:46No, you're my best friend!
01:01:54Ha!
01:01:54Good work, Golden Spatula!
01:02:11Who do you think?
01:02:14I'm in charge here!
01:02:16You two better start fixin' things!
01:02:20Oh, what?
01:02:23Do as he says, guys!
01:02:25You don't want to mess with Spongebob when he's like this!
01:02:27Yes, Spongebob will fix Bikini Bottom!
01:02:44That's what I like to hear!
01:02:46Nothing a little bit of teamwork can't fix, right, Patrick?
01:02:49Oh, I hate picking up my own mess!
01:02:55Well, I've been swabbing the old hoop deck for centuries!
01:02:59Would like to see you try that!
01:03:01Grr!
01:03:02More scouring, less glowering, you two!
01:03:07I guess I have to do all the work, you lazy buffoon!
01:03:11Excuse me, have you smell your heart?
01:03:13Do you think I'll fix anything before starting to fight again?
01:03:16We'll see, Patrick.
01:03:17Hopefully Bikini Bottom will soon be back to normal!
01:03:19I'm a wormhole!
01:03:29I'm a wormhole!
01:03:32I'm a wormhole!
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