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00:00Dude, we are gonna wreck Clyde's shit!
00:02Ow! I'm hit!
00:04They...they tore my costume!
00:14You sons of bitches are gonna get what's coming to you!
00:16We're gonna eat your fucking salt!
00:18Yes, sir!
00:20There you go, Owl.
00:22Thanks. Here, I got this for you.
00:24We've gotta get that bridge down...
00:26We've gotta get that bridge down while we're still mad!
00:36Abandon Hope!
00:46No one can take the Dark Tower!
00:48Maybe you should see a doctor!
01:06Clyde has conquered death itself!
01:08We are your darkest fear!
01:16We are your darkest fear!
01:26Foolish mortal!
01:28You're no match for our dark powers!
01:36You're no match for our dark powers!
01:46We see the weakness in your heart, hm?
01:48You're no match for our dark powers!
01:56I thought you were gonna try him!
02:03Niki!
02:05Charge!
02:09You take the tower from the inside!
02:11Me and the pirates are gonna scale it from the outside!
02:19Surrender or die!
02:20Surrender or die!
02:30We're gonna clean you!
02:40Last chance!
02:41Drop your weapons and walk away!
02:48You're dead!
02:51You're dead!
03:05You're dead!
03:13You're dead!
03:15You're dead!
03:24I'm Butters the Merciful of the...
03:26Well, of the Knights of Canned Harderness!
03:32I could use some goddamn Poontang right now.
03:45Well, that's what you get for being mean to people.
03:51Let's get inside!
04:15...
04:23...
04:29...
04:36Ow! Fuck me, that hurts! Ow!
04:41Your word is the command, my lord.
04:45Yes sir!
04:47There you go!
04:49Fuck yeah! Fuck you die rat!
04:51Oh shit!
04:53That's for my brothers you furry fuck!
05:15Hey!
05:43Hey!
05:45How'd you get in here?
06:15How'd you get in here?
06:25We are the Dark Lord's mighty Cyclops!
06:27You shall not pass!
06:29Nice job douchebag! See you at the top!
06:31Get that twerp!
06:37Get that twerp!
06:39You don't wish you would never fall in!
06:49You don't wish you were never falling!
06:51Ah!
07:03Ah!
07:05Feel my righteous fury!
07:35I got all the time in the world, bitch!
08:02By the hammer of betters!
08:17Oh, I'm sorry!
08:22Nobody likes me!
08:26Make your move!
08:41I think I just found a noob out of bitch!
08:46Yeah!
09:03Bring it!
09:07This is our keep, fucker!
09:16What if we just make friends instead?
09:26Feel my righteous fury!
09:39The dark bastard protects me!
09:53Son of a...
10:12Feel my righteous fury!
10:14Oh!
10:15Ah!
10:16Ha!
10:17I say not!
10:21Oh, hamburgers!
10:25Oh, hamburgers!
10:32I got your back, yo!
10:50I got your back, yo!
11:02Ow!
11:11Oh, wait!
11:15Loser!
11:16Ya!
11:17Yeah, that's it, little buddy!
11:22Ha!
11:23Ha!
11:24Ha!
11:25No, no, no, no, no!
11:26Well, that's not nice!
11:40Uh, yeah!
11:50Beep!
11:51Beep!
11:52Get me!
11:53Master!
11:54We usually win!
11:55Y-
11:56S-
11:58Do-
12:00Boom!
12:03Great game!
12:05Satan!
12:09I'll be right back.
12:39Look at that!
12:41I'm a genius!
12:43I'm a genius!
12:51I'm a genius!
12:53I'm a genius!
12:55I'm a genius!
12:57I'm a genius!
13:03Oh, hamburgers!
13:09I'm a genius!
13:11I'm a genius!
13:13I'm a genius!
13:21I'm a genius!
13:33Let's see how you like killing with me!
13:35I'm a genius!
13:37I'm a genius!
13:43For all the rules!
13:45I'm a genius!
13:47I'm a genius!
13:49You're a genius!
13:57Get out of the deck!
13:59I'm a genius!
14:07Run!
14:09This is the expansion.
14:17Updates...
14:26Updates.
14:28In-Halt-Syn!
14:46Feel my righteous fury!
14:50Be stolter Freude!
14:54So bad!
14:56Remember your glue!
14:58Please, Steven!
15:00Not for an eye!
15:20There you go, pal!
15:22There you go, pal!
15:24There you go, pal!
15:26There you go, pal!
15:28There you go, pal!
15:34That's close!
15:36Me!
15:38You're straight tripping, kid!
15:40There you go!
15:42There you go, pal!
15:48You're all right!
15:50I'm not sure!
15:52I'm not sure!
15:54I'm not sure!
15:56You're on the side!
15:58You're on the side!
16:00The inconvenience has walked against her
16:13The boss I can't retirise
16:18My body was on my me
16:23The force is jumping
16:27I'm trying it!
16:29I'm trying it!
16:31Whoa!
16:49Aaron!
16:57Fyre!
17:01NICHT!
17:08Für Eure Schule!
17:12HALF!
17:14Friedlieben!
17:22Is a true...
17:24Vergebenheit!
17:28Jesus Christ!
17:32You're good at it, baby!
17:54Vergebenheit!
17:58Ah!
18:21Now, that one sounded like it hurt!
18:25We've got your back! Pirates, help the commander!
18:28Avastin' back! Arrgh!
18:31Alright, here's the plan! Attack each tower and raise the gate so we can get to Clyde's lair! Maplebeard, clear the path!
18:58Yay!
19:01Fuck you! Get that corpse!
19:08Oh no!
19:10Oof!
19:16Oof!
19:21Ah!
19:24Oh no!
19:26Oh no!
19:27Oh no!
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20:09Oh no!
20:10Oh no!
20:11Oh no!
20:12Oh no!
20:13I got a bad feeling I didn't find him right now!
20:17I had to put him in the...
20:20...no of a boy with a boy with an opponent...
20:22...and then the only one is playing his own dream...
20:26...and then he'll let the guy out on him.
20:29I love him!
20:30You're...
20:30...and then he's going to have his own dream.
20:32This guy is a bad thing.
20:34It's just a good guy.
20:36He's got a gun.
20:38I knew he was too late.
20:41That is a good guy.
20:42Ah!
20:44Uh-huh!
20:45Ah!
20:50Ah!
20:52Ah!
20:56Ah!
21:00Yeah!
21:02Ah!
21:05Ah!
21:08Ah!
21:09Ah!
21:12Ah!
21:14Ow!
21:18Sound up, surgeon!
21:20Ah!
21:28Wah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah!
21:30Ah!
21:33Ah!
21:35Ah!
21:37Ah!
21:40Ah!
21:41Oh!
21:47Ah!
21:48Ah!
21:50Ah!
21:51Ah!
21:52Ah!
22:00Ah!
22:01Ah!
22:02That was fake!
22:04Ah!
22:05Oh
22:35Yeah
22:53I mean daddy can't save you now
23:05I gotta get out of here
23:23We stand together against the darkness
23:27I barely felt that
23:31I got all the time in the world bitch
23:59You're about to get blown
24:09Stop being an asshole
24:11Carry me at my base
24:29Oh
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27:45This staff's great for walking and for beating people's brains in.
28:11Oh, are we taking a break now?
28:15Well, what are we waiting for?
28:18Why fight one, Craig, when you can fight five?
28:32I really found myself relating to Clyde's views about darkness and enslaving the world.
28:43Fuck!
28:44You should have turned evil when you had a chance.
29:07No more.
29:08Clyde had a much cooler base, so I did what I had to do.
29:23Oh, my God.
29:44Yeah!
30:01Quit it, quit it, quit it!
30:06Got a hammer and finish!
30:09Come on!
30:10I just...
30:11We'll see if it works!
30:14You think you're better than me?
30:40Ow!
30:41Ow!
30:49Yeah, that's it, little buddy!
30:51Buy the hammer of butters!
31:03Oh, I'm sorry!
31:04Good try!
31:05Hey, I block it!
31:13Good try!
31:14Hey, I block it!
31:15I'm sorry!
31:16You're looking pretty good!
31:17I have to go!
31:18I'm sorry!
31:19I got to go!
31:20You're looking for the hammer!
31:21I got to go!
31:22I'm sorry!
31:23I'm sorry!
31:24I got to go!
31:25I got to go!
31:26I got to go!
31:27I got to go!
31:28I got to go!
31:29Take that!
31:46Stop!
31:48I know Babbage doesn't solve anything, but I kind of like it.
31:52Justice has been served on to you this day, Craig!
31:55Here, climb on up! Come on, we're almost to climb!
31:59Come on, we're almost to climb on up!
32:25Dad? What the hell are you doing here?
32:27It's my favorite kid!
32:29Listen, I found out what they were doing at the women's clinic!
32:32They were looking for a candidate to put a snook into!
32:35They're gonna nuke all of South Park!
32:37A snook?
32:38You boys don't understand, they've put the snook here!
32:40Who did?
32:41Who did?
32:42Whoever these people are claiming to be Taco Bell!
32:44We should've known!
32:45We should've known!
32:46We should've known Taco Bell is far too compassionate and caring to be so secretive!
32:51The quality of their character, like the quality of their food, should've never come into question!
32:56Dad, where is the woman with the snook?
32:58They didn't put it in a woman!
33:00Well, all I remember was that there were these big government guys, and they wrestled me to the floor at my house!
33:08And then I remember thinking, well this is fun, but wait! Is that a thermonuclear device?
33:14I had some drinks, so putting a thermonuclear device up my ass wasn't completely out of the question!
33:20Oh, Jesus Christ! How long do I have?
33:24We don't know, Mr. Slave, but it could be a matter of minutes!
33:27Well, what are you waiting for? Pull it out!
33:31No! We can't just pull it out!
33:33Snooks have triggers on them! We have to abort it! From inside!
33:37Oh, come on! Who knows how to do abortions and can get really, really small!
33:41Hmm, who? Who could possibly be able to make themselves tiny and know something about abortions?
33:48Hmm, let's see, who could there be?
33:51Hmm, who could there be, I think?
33:55There's got to be someone!
34:02It seems like it'd be easy to find someone who could get small or could perform abortions, but both?
34:08Oh, look! He's awesome!
34:11Wow, this kid is just full of surprises!
34:14Quick! Get up there and disarm the snook! Hurry!
34:17Oh, be careful! I might have also put some bats up there the other night!
34:21Oh, man! What's that smell? Is it me?
34:40New kid! You must find a way out of this place or you will surely die!
34:43The way behind you is blocked by the large sphincter!
34:48Make haste to the large intestine! All will be made clear to you then!
34:51Right!
34:54A great adventure is waiting for you ahead!
34:58Ooh, let's get sick and spook!
34:59Journey onward, new kid, or you will soon be dead!
35:03Your road ahead is full of danger and fright!
35:06But push onward, new kid, with all of your might!
35:09New kid! New kid! New kid! New kid! New kid!
35:13New kid! New kid! New kid! New kid! Something!
35:20Yeah!
35:22Dude, are we really gonna go upstairs?
35:23Job, are we really gonna go upstairs myself?
35:24Your word is the command, my lord!
35:26Not exactly sure what you're asking!
35:29Not exactly sure what you're ass...
35:32Sparky!
35:34Here, boy!
35:37Wick!!!
35:39Hey!
36:09Let's go.
36:39I don't know.
37:09I don't know.
37:39I don't know.
38:09I don't know.
38:39I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:39I don't know.
40:09I don't know.
40:11I don't know.
40:13I don't know.
40:15I don't know.
40:23I don't know.
40:25I don't know.
40:29I don't know.
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40:49I don't know.
40:57I don't know.
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41:09I don't know.
41:19I don't know.
41:21I don't know.
41:23I don't know.
41:27I don't know.
41:29I don't know.
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41:33I don't know.
41:35I don't know.
41:37I don't know.
41:39I don't know.
41:41I don't know.
41:43I don't know.
41:45I don't know.
41:47I don't know.
41:49I don't know.
41:51I don't know.
41:53I don't know.
41:55What a Fibonai has!
42:05My anger is greater now...
42:07Hey!
42:11Lambie Winks has made it out the tale nearly through!!
42:15True
42:20In-Halt-Sin!
42:22Ow!
42:25Halt-Sin!
42:26Halt-Sin!
42:27Yah!
42:28Ugh!
42:29Get!
42:30Get out of the German!
42:31Hello!
42:32Now the gerbil-
42:33Go away, dude!
42:34Do the portenters to go on
42:35Fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
42:38There's still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
42:42For Lemmywinks, the gerbil king, to be told another night
42:46Be quiet!
42:47Lemmywinks!
42:48Lemmywinks!
42:49Lemmywinks!
42:50Lemmywinks!
42:51Lemmywinks!
42:52Lemmywinks!
42:53Lemmywinks!
42:54Lemmywinks!
42:55Lemmywinks!
42:56Gerbil king!
42:58Ugh!
43:00Lemmywinks journeyed a distance far and fast
43:03To find his way out of a gay man's ass
43:07The road ahead is filled with danger and fright
43:11But push onward, Lemmywinks, with all of your might
43:21Sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
43:25Don't look back, Lemmywinks, or you'll soon be dead
43:29Lemmywinks! Lemmywinks!
43:31The time is growing late
43:33Slow down now and-
43:35My anger is greater now
43:48Oh no you don't
43:50Oh no you don't
43:51Take the magic hand and hope to help unite the way
43:54There's still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
43:58In! Hive!
43:59In!
44:00And if your life adventure and your strength still lies within
44:02Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
44:06Lemmywinks that made it out the tale is nearly through
44:10Stop!
44:11I'm the death!
44:17Just go to my school!
44:18Fuck!
44:48Lemmy Wings, Lemmy Wings, Lemmy Wings, Dribble King.
44:55Lemmy Wings journeyed a distance far and fast
44:58To find his way out of the game and inside.
45:00I think my mom did a pretty sweet job with my costume.
45:02The road ahead.
45:03YAH!
45:04Fight for the game and fight!
45:08Hi Tom!
45:11Hi y'all!
45:12The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead.
45:19Don't look back, Lemmy Wings, or you'll soon be dead.
45:23Lemmy Wings, Lemmy Wings, the time is growing late.
45:27Slow down!
45:28Please, Steven!
45:38This is not my fight!
45:42We got a health potion on you?
45:46We got a health potion on you?
45:48To help you light the way.
45:49There's still a lot of ground to cross inside,
45:52A man so gay.
45:53Ahead of you lies adventure,
45:54And your strength still lies within.
45:56Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win.
46:00Lemmy Wings has made it out, the tale is nearly through.
46:08Next!
46:09Well, what are we waiting for?
46:13Hi Tom!
46:14Now the ger, the gerbil king, there's more adventures to go on.
46:19Fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun.
46:23There's still so many enemies in battles yet to fight.
46:26For Lemmy Wings, the gerbil king, to be told another night.
46:30Lemmy Wings, Lemmy Wings!
46:32Lemmy Wings!
46:33Lemmy Wings!
46:34Lemmy Wings!
46:35Lemmy Wings!
46:36Lemmy Wings!
46:37Lemmy Wings!
46:38Lemmy Wings!
46:39Lemmy Wings!
46:40Lemmy Wings!
46:41Lemmy Wings!
46:42Lemmy Wings!
46:43Lemmy Wings!
46:44Lemmy Wings!
46:45Ah!
47:09Buy the hammer of betters!
47:11Sparrow prince flies somewhere way up ahead
47:13I just...
47:14We'll seein' if it works!
47:15Car-ya!
47:16Car-ya!
47:18Car-ya!
47:19Car-ya!
47:20Car-ya!
47:21Time is growing late
47:22Slow down now
47:23Car-ya!
47:24Give me a try!
47:25в...
47:31IMAGINE
47:36WHERE kuAS
47:39Take the magic helmet torch
47:41to help you light the way
47:43THE WEAID
47:44Theres still a lot of grounded crafts inside the Mans TikTok
47:47DING SIZES THE PRIORACY
47:49HHELAMOUS ADVENTURE
47:51There you go, pal.
47:53There you go, pal.
47:55Lambie Winks has made it out.
47:57The tale is nearly through.
47:59By the hammer of buddies!
48:03That was the most perfect throw I've ever seen.
48:05Hi, y'all.
48:07There. That was close.
48:09Ha! That wasn't so bad.
48:15Now that you're the gerbil king,
48:17there's more adventures to go on.
48:19Fly away to faraway lands
48:21into the setting sun.
48:23There's still so many enemies
48:25and battles yet to fight.
48:27For Lambie Winks, the gerbil king,
48:29to be told another night.
48:31Lambie, Lambie, Lambie Winks,
48:33Lambie Winks, Lambie Winks,
48:35Lambie Winks, Lambie Winks,
48:37Lambie Winks, Lambie Winks,
48:39Lambie Winks, gerbil king.
48:45By the hammer of buddies!
48:47I'm sorry.
48:49I'm sorry.
48:51Hi, come on.
48:53Hi, y'all.
48:55Push downward, Lambie Winks,
48:57with all of your might.
49:01Her.
49:03Yeah, that's it, little buddy.
49:07Somewhere way up ahead.
49:09Don't look back, Lambie Winks,
49:11or you'll soon be dead.
49:13Lambie Winks, Lambie Winks,
49:15I'm going late.
49:17Well done, Snook Kid.
49:19You have proven yourself in combat,
49:23young anal plaything.
49:25You may journey forth.
49:26Find the Snook's trigger
49:27and save the outside world.
49:29Fare thee met, and fare thee well.
49:37Hey, I think that thing there below is the Cartman's mind.
49:39We can't get back.
49:41There's too much shit here.
49:43That one sounded like it hurt.
50:07That was stinky.
50:09Good, Mhm.
50:16You certainly didn't defend her.
50:18Oh, you've fucked up five guys.
50:21But I have blood.
50:23I'm so ashamed to be questioned.
50:25No.
50:26Oh, my God.
50:56I didn't join the company for this.
51:08We've got our orders.
51:09Yeah, but how come we always get the shit jobs?
51:11Go clean out the barracks.
51:13Go round up civilians in their homes.
51:15Go up a gay man's butthole and guard against intruders.
51:18Fucking sucks.
51:20Armed guards?
51:21What are they doing here?
51:22Whoever seeks to blow up the city clearly doesn't want anyone stopping them.
51:25You must get past them, new kid.
51:27Go fuck them up.
51:32Engaging hunts out.
51:40Well, here we go again.
51:55By the hammer of butthole.
52:11I just was seeing if it works.
52:15I'll cover your glue.
52:16Recovered!
52:34By the hammer of butthole!
52:38Medic!
52:39That was the most perfect throw I've ever seen!
52:41By the hammer of butthole!
52:42Ah!
53:09By the hammer of butthole!
53:09Take his fire!
53:11Well, I'm sorry.
53:15I can see light. It's beautiful.
53:23I can't feel my legs.
53:27Well, you're good at adventuring.
53:39New Kid came to the stomach dark.
53:53Neath the cold depths of the London heart.
53:57Hello, New Kid. I am Katata Fish.
54:00Katata Fish of the stomach's core.
54:04The trigger of the thermonuclear device lies before you.
54:07I have tried to solve its riddle, but I have been unable to disarm it.
54:10Katata Fish riddle will soon be told.
54:15There are only moments to spare.
54:16Find a way to disengage the trigger, or all will be lost.
54:37...
54:44...
54:47...
54:53...
54:59...
55:01I'll be back.
55:31You're w-where is the command, my lord?
55:45This calls for a little bardic access.
55:57Snoop abortion sequence initiated.
56:00Begin electrolytic infusion.
56:05Danger. Critical arterial rupture.
56:08Ow! Jesus!
56:12Danger. Critical arterial rupture.
56:30Danger.
56:43Thunder.
56:47Are you got this today?
56:472x9.
56:49Come into the rubble.
56:50We're just going to move directly.
56:51We'll see you next time.
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