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00:00No, you see? No matter wha-
00:03Ah! I see you have a passport.
00:06Alright, hand it over.
00:10Papers appear to be in order.
00:11Very well, I hereby grant thee access to the great nation of Canada.
00:16Open the gate!
00:20Oh, I'll do it, hold on.
00:24There we go.
00:30There we go.
01:00All hail the Prince and Princess of Canada!
01:08Well, well, what have we here? A hero from the south?
01:11Not just anyone can pass the guard at the great border.
01:13You must have beaten the odds and obtained... a passport.
01:17I am the Prince of Canada, and this is my lovely wife.
01:20How can I help you?
01:23What's this?
01:26Hmm. Sorry, but I don't know what this says.
01:29I've seen this language before, but I believe it's only spoken in a specific part of Canada.
01:33I suggest you travel west of here, and seek out the Earl of Winnipeg.
01:37He can tell you where in Canada they speak this freakish tongue.
01:41But I warn you, the wilderness of Canada is filled with dire wolves.
01:45You know what dire wolves are, right?
01:47They're like wolves, but they're dire.
01:50Yes!
01:51Yes!
01:52But you've got money!
01:54Although you know what...
01:57That's my dream!
01:58If the play is back to...
01:59The Princess Queen is dragon服 with a friend James Woo!
02:00Would you like another picture with aамен his grand-なんだ?
02:01Have you picked up your photos from the gift shop yet?
02:16It's a self-guided tour.
02:17You're gonna have to figure it out on your own.
02:18Hold it right there!
02:19Here are your photos with the prince and princess.
02:21Would you like two 8x10s or six 5x7s?
02:26Alright, there you go.
02:27You can exit right through there.
02:28Well, I would've picked a 5x7.
02:31Welcome to the Bank of Canada.
02:44Aho, American money!
02:45The current exchange rate is...
02:58Welcome to the shop.
02:59Can I interest you in my waz?
03:01Please don't ice me, homie!
03:25140
03:26McRat
03:28Don't like a tripping car.
03:40It looks like tripping-chan!
03:41You're dead at your best shot, and that's all Jesus asks of you.
04:10Welcome to Winnipeg.
04:11This is a conservative township, so mind your P's and Q's.
04:14Do whatever you want with your team.
04:15This poor citizen was killed by a dire bear.
04:17Sorry buddy, but there's dire bears up there.
04:19It's like a bear, but it's dire.
04:26Ah yes, this writing is definitely Canadian.
04:29But why should I help a foreigner when Winnipeg is completely overrun with dire bears?
04:33Tell you what, kill off all the dire bears in the north of town, and I'll help you however I can.
04:38We're gonna send you straight to heck!
04:43We're gonna send you straight to heck!
04:55We're gonna send you straight to heck!
04:57We're gonna send you straight to heck!
04:58We're gonna send you straight to heck!
05:00We're gonna send you straight to heck!
05:02Let's go!
05:04Let's go!
05:05Let's go!
05:06Let's go!
05:07Let's go!
05:09Let's go!
05:10Let's go!
05:11Let's go!
05:12Feel my righteous fury!
05:42Oh boy! Oh boy!
06:12By Jove, you've done it! Look at all these dire bear pouts! Now I can finally make a dial row! All right, give me that document!
06:34Yes, this is actually written in the language of Eastern Canadian. The Minister of Montreal can translate it.
06:40But I'm afraid the Prince has imprisoned the Minister of Montreal in the caverns of Quebec!
06:44I will speak with the Prince. Return to him, and he should let you speak with the Minister.
06:47Boy oh boy, I will have the most dire robe in all of Canada.
06:56Lumberjacking's dangerous work! What with all these dire bears, man!
07:10The Prince seems agitated lately!
07:23There you are! I understand you wish me to release the Minister of Montreal.
07:27I'd like to help you, but I think this might be another ploy by the Bishop of Banff to have Montreal allowed back into the kingdom!
07:32Some Canadians think our nation should be united again, my lord!
07:35Shut up! Who the fuck are you?
07:39Listen, it's all because the Bishop of Banff is a liberal!
07:42He does these things just to make life difficult for me!
07:44I must ask you to perform another noble quest!
07:46Go to Banff, and kill the Bishop!
07:49Kill the Bishop of Banff?
07:50Kill the Bishop of Banff for me, and bring me his balls as proof!
07:55Do this, and I shall allow you into the catacombs of Quebec!
07:58Make haste!
08:08Banff, sure, just head out to the gift shop till you get to the road, then follow it!
08:11The road, you can't miss it!
08:16Ottawa is the capital of all Canada!
08:20Who the fuck just walks into someone's house?
08:26Who the fuck just walks into someone's house?
08:32You're not from around here, are you?
08:47It's a good day to die!
08:48Who the fuck just walks into someone's house?
08:49They've died!
08:59But for you, Eddie!
09:01To be continued...
09:31Oh, you're good at adventuring!
09:38Oh man, you got diarrhea!
09:58Have you been to Newfoundland?
09:59You won't find better sodomy in all of Canada!
10:01Welcome to the shop!
10:02Can I interest you in my waz?
10:30Crabs are tough, sure!
10:32But if you ask me, the deadliest catch is man!
10:34The prince thinks Canada is a monarchy!
10:36But there's other people with opinions by God!
10:38Sorry, God!
10:39What's this?
10:40Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:41What's this?
10:42Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:43Assassin!
10:44Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:45Assassin!
10:46What's this?
10:47Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:48Assassin!
10:49What's this?
10:50Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:52The prince thinks Canada is a monarchy!
10:53But there's other people with opinions by God!
10:55Sorry, God!
10:56What's this?
10:57Who the fuck hits a bishop?
10:58Who the fuck hits a bishop?
11:06Assassin!
11:07Who the fuck, 본or?
11:28Who the fuck hits a bishop?
11:33The prince thinks Daddy doesn't lose better, but...
11:36Hey, baggy!
12:06Remember the golden rule!
12:15Buy the hammer of butters!
12:19I just...
12:20We'll see if it works!
12:36Buy the hammer of butters!
12:46Oh, I'm sorry.
12:51That wasn't so bad!
13:01I really feel sad.
13:04Okay, okay, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:07Please, you don't have to kill me.
13:09I'll go away and the prince will never know I'm alive.
13:11Please, take these dire pig testicles and tell the prince they're mine.
13:19Bless you, my son.
13:20It'll be our secret.
13:21Wow, good thing I saved these.
13:23Poor dire pig!
13:29Banff Canadians are quite religious.
13:34Oh, you've got to find out.
13:38I don't know!
13:39You have to wait.
13:40I want to wait.
13:41We'll be talking first.
13:42This will be the best.
13:44I can't wait keeping this many people in the room.
13:46This can be rude.
13:47I'm sorry, my dreams are not very nice.
13:48You can't wait.
13:49I'm sorry about the other day.
13:51The other day is my dream.
13:52I can't wait.
13:53They're not even waiting.
13:54This will be the best.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56You have to lose.
13:57I'm sorry.
13:58Why did people feel like I'm just like that?
13:59Bop
14:04Bop
14:06Bop
14:06Bop
14:07Oh, these are indeed troubling.
14:30Is he dead? Did you kill him?
14:33Yay, the bishop's balls!
14:34Now religion won't interfere with government.
14:37How can we ever repay you?
14:38You said you would free the Minister of Montreal, my lord.
14:41Sorry, no can do.
14:42With both the bishop and the minister taken care of, my throne is secure.
14:45But my liege, we made a promise.
14:47Shh, you.
14:49Shh.
14:51Quickly, you must speak with the Duke of Vancouver.
14:54He can help you get into the catacombs of Quebec.
14:56Give the Duke this. Hurry now.
14:57Welcome to the bank of...
15:17Oh, ho, American money.
15:18The current exchange rate...
15:19Welcome to the shop.
15:43Can I interest you in my Waz?
15:45Hockey is quickly becoming the world's
16:15most popular sport people come from welcome to the shop can I interest you in my
16:20waz
16:38they say that the duke end is part of writing a log room a letter from the princess
16:44what the why according to this the prince had something to do with the bishop's
16:47murder and has imprisoned the minister unjustly
16:49young man if you wish to brave the catacombs of quebec you would have to
16:53speak with the monks who live to the southeast of town
16:55only they could train you in such sorcery
17:07the
17:09the
17:11the
17:13the
17:15the
17:17I have a doctorate in hockey from McGill.
17:47Who are you?
17:56Perhaps he is the American everyone is talking about, Terrence.
17:59Nah, can't be. He can't be a master of spellcraft. He doesn't even know magic.
18:03He probably doesn't even know how to fart.
18:06Who are you?
18:07What is the sound of one anus farting?
18:09Now you know.
18:14That one sounded like it hurt.
18:17What is the sound of one anus farting?
18:22Now you know.
18:27I'd check my drawers if I was you.
18:37Gee, where's Whistle, Witches?
18:41Maybe you should see a doctorate.
18:42Hey, no, it's Dragon Shout.
18:43Any magician's apprentice can Dragon Shout.
18:45Who are you?
18:45Who are you?
18:50What is the sound of one anus farting?
18:51Keep proving yourself to us.
18:52Now you know.
18:56That was stinky.
19:04The sneaky squeaker.
19:06Very impressive.
19:07He is worthy of our training after all.
19:09Yes.
19:10Prepare thyself, child.
19:11It is time for you to learn some true magic.
19:22Your magic is impressive, young American.
19:26Not since Eric Von Thunderpants of Nova Scotia have we seen such prowess.
19:30But now you must learn to control your anus muscles in just the right way to change a spell's frequency.
19:39Some objects seem too large to be damaged by magic.
19:42But now I will break through it with...
19:44Nagasaki!
19:47Here, watch again.
19:48Now you try.
19:56Believe in yourself.
20:09That's it!
20:10Now let us see how Nagasaki works in battle!
20:12These three pedophiles from Alberta will have their way with you unless you damage them all with one move.
20:18Nagasaki!
20:28That's it!
20:29You have the power!
20:34You did it!
20:34Now go out and use your anus for the good of mankind!
20:37And don't ever, ever fart on a man's balls!
24:40Behold, the relaxing power of music.
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26:14Check this out.
26:16Get him, Jack! Get him, Jack!
26:46Another feather in my can-
27:16Uh-oh, looks like you got diarrhea!
27:46Je suis libre! Je suis libre!
27:49Oh, n'avez-vous besoin de quelque chose, trois doutes?
27:53Ok! C'est là, c'est trois doutes, pas c'est là. C'est là, c'est trois doutes, pas c'est là.
27:59Voilà! Bonjour! Merci beaucoup!
28:03Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
28:33Welcome to the shop! Can I interest you in my waz?
28:39Oh my god!
28:48Oh wow...
28:50Oh wow...
28:56Oh wow...
29:02How's everybody doing?
29:13Good!
29:18Good!
29:19Yes!
29:32It's the best place to be in plan!
29:36You guys have to win!
29:38It's the best place to be in plan!
29:40This is the best place to be in plan!
29:42It's the best place to be in plan!
29:44Oh my God!
29:46I don't know what theseэllons are!
29:56You only know how to do it!
29:58Don't forget to tip your serving wage.
30:20I hope you fellas don't get angry, but I will smite you.
30:28Oh, I wanted to show mercy.
30:47Oh, man, you got diarrhea.
30:58Oh, man.
31:28Oh, man.
31:58There you go, pal.
32:26I gotta get out of here.
32:28Let's do it.
32:31Are we going again?
32:59No.
33:05Whoops.
33:11I don't really give a fuck.
33:15Dude, you got dire aids.
33:16Wait.
33:17Welcome to the Bank of Canada.
33:39Oh, American.
33:43Welcome to the Bank of Canada.
33:45Oh, American, Maddie.
33:46I'm following you here.
34:09I hope you weren't...
34:10Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:29Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:30Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:31Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:32Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:33Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:34Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:35Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:36Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:37Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:38Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:39Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:40Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:41Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:42Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:43Hey, I just got a text from Jimmy.
34:44I like a kid who lets his actions speak for me.
35:14Ready to go back?
35:22The girls are ready to see you.
35:36See? Right here it says that five women were at the clinic that day.
35:38And right there it says Nancy Turner, 3.30 p.m.
35:41That's Heidi's mom!
35:42So Heidi Turner was the two-faced bitch.
35:45The evidence is irrefutable.
35:47Thanks, new kid.
35:47We now know it was Heidi Turner all along who was spreading the rumors.
35:50Freaking whore!
35:51Two-faced butt rag!
35:52Fuck Heidi Turner and her fucking two-faced ass!
35:55But Heidi's really sorry.
35:56So we're deciding to forgive her.
35:58I love you guys so much.
36:00We love you too, Heidi.
36:02Yay!
36:02You certainly work well, new kid.
36:05So you have our services.
36:06Tell the boys we will play their game.
36:09Sparkle!
36:10Sunshine!
36:10I learned that the trail can actually make your friendship stronger.
36:17You're really different from the other boys.
36:18And it's all you're totally common.
36:19We should be friends so you can like my posts.
36:23I bet you're thinking about something totally deep right now.
36:26As an honorary girl, you have been granted full access to our adorable supplies.
36:30Want to do a little shopping?
36:30Want to do a little shopping?
37:00Want to do a little shopping?
37:30Want to do a little shopping?
38:00Want to do a little shopping for you?
38:02Want to do a little shopping?
38:02Hm?
38:03¿Está en radio along
39:25Hey, if you ever want to sue anybody, you can come to me first, okay?
39:39Oh, sir?
39:51I still don't see anything, fella.
39:55Wait, wait.
39:56Keep looking, Tash.
39:57The present evidence is over here.
39:59Everyone, listen up!
40:06The girls have agreed to fight by our side!
40:08Huzzah!
40:09The pirates and the Federation factions are standing by to fight as well, my lord.
40:13Then the time for talk is over.
40:15Let us all make haste to Tash!
40:29Today, we are not elves and humans.
40:47Today, we fight as one!
40:49What we do here now will be written and sung about on YouTube for days to come.
40:54Let us besiege the army of darkness with the courage of dragons!
40:58Let us delve their dungeon with swords and sorcery!
41:01Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Klingons!
41:05Kevin, God damn it!
41:07Kevin, God damn it!
41:09Every fucking time, Kevin!
41:11God fucking damn it, seriously!
41:14I'm sorry.
41:15Armies of justice!
41:17Prepare!
41:18Ready!
41:20And...
41:21Let's beat up that!
41:22Let's beat up that!
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