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00:00Good night, my little gumdrop.
00:04Hope you're enjoying all the peace and quiet in our new home as much as we are.
00:30Serves for underpants, Fiend.
00:32We won't stop until we have underpants.
00:34Yum, yum, yummies, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:35Oh, shit, he's awake!
00:37What?
00:37This kid is awake!
00:39What the fuck do we do?
00:40Oh, fuck.
00:41I guess we gotta kill him.
00:42Alright, fuck it, let's kill him.
00:51Any last words, pussy?
00:52I'm on a schedule here.
00:59I'm on a schedule here.
01:11Ah!
01:12Ah!
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:28Ah!
01:29I wish I'd spent more time gobbling underpants.
01:34Shit, he's too big!
01:35We can't beat him!
01:36Well, if you can't beat him, shrink him!
01:39Go ahead, Warlock!
01:44You fucked with the wrong now.
02:03Just cause I'm small doesn't mean you can ignore me.
02:13You hit like a bitch.
02:14No way!
02:19Magic, bitch!
02:22You are so fucked.
02:25You're so fucked.
02:30You're so fucked.
02:33You're so fucked.
02:34You're so fucked.
02:35You're so fucked.
02:37You're so fucked.
02:39You're so fucked.
02:40You're so fucked.
02:42You're so fucked.
02:46You're so fucked.
02:53You're so fucked.
02:55You're so fucked.
02:56You're so fucked.
02:58You're so fucked.
03:07Suck on that!
03:21That's you!
03:37No way!
03:45Gah!
03:47I wish I'd spend more time gathering underpowers!
03:53Little shit!
04:07Holy shit, run!
04:19Holy shit, run!
04:37The D.
04:43The D.
04:47The D.
04:51The D.
04:56The D.
04:57The D.
05:00I'll see you next time.
05:30You
06:00You
06:30I just sometimes feel like we should tell him the truth
06:45Why? So he can relive it all in his head?
06:47It's better that he can't remember
06:49But if he really has this gift, he's going to discover it again on his own anyway
06:54And then they'll try and use him for his gift and he'll become a weapon
06:57They won't stop looking for him
06:59We have to keep everything secret, even from him
07:01I'm so frazzled
07:03Will you just make love to me?
07:06Of course I will, darling
07:07I'm so frazzled
07:11I'm so frazzled
07:13I'm so frazzled
07:17I'm so frazzled
07:21I'm so frazzled
07:26No more, oh!
07:27No more, ahh!
07:28I'm afraid!
07:29No more, oh!
07:30Aah!
07:30Hmm!
07:35==
07:40Uh...
07:44Ah!
07:46Ah!
07:48Uh...
07:49Oh, oh, oh...
07:50Uh...
07:51Uh!
07:52Uh!
07:52Uh!
07:52Uh!
07:52Oh, oh!
07:53Sorry!
07:53Oh!
07:54Uh!
07:54Uh!
07:54Uh!
07:55Oh, I'll...
07:55Oh, my God.
08:25Shhhhhh!
08:29Chic!
08:31Chic!
08:35Chic!
08:39Ughh...
08:40Chic!
08:46Chic!
08:46Chic!
08:47Chic!
08:48I don't know.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:48Oh shit, the killer's still following us!
10:06He's not gonna stop until he finds a way to become normal-sized again!
10:09That means he's coming after you, Warlock!
10:12What?!
10:12Ow, fuck!
10:18Fuck me!
10:25Fuck me, you fucking cocksucker!
10:27Come on, fuck me, I said!
10:29That all you got, bitch?!
10:30Yeah, call me bitch!
10:32I just did, you dirty little bitch!
10:34Yeah, I'm a real dirty bitch!
10:36Wanna see me in the panties?
10:45Magic, bitch!
10:48Just cause I'm smart doesn't mean you can ignore me!
11:07Hey!
11:14You are so fucked!
11:20Yeah!
11:24Yeah!
11:25Yeah!
11:51Fuckin' catsucker, motherfucker!
11:54I wish I spent more time gobbling underpills!
11:57I wish I spent more time gobbling underpills!
12:10No way!
12:11I don't care what you do to me!
12:13I'm not changing you back!
12:26I don't care what you do to me!
12:27I don't care what you do to me!
12:33I'm not changing you back! I don't care what you do to me!
12:44You could just let it go! You couldn't just let us take your underpants!
12:48No! You had to go and start asking questions!
12:53Well now you shall see the true power of an underpants now!
13:03Now you son of a fucker! It's time for some real underpants magic!
13:14Hey! Here comes some serious drinking!
13:33Oh!
13:48I'm on a schedule here!
13:49Just cause that smell doesn't mean you can ignore me!
14:03Ignore me!
14:21Pitchfuckles!
14:24Who's got it coming round for us?
14:26Those underpants look a little loose!
14:38Those underpants look a little loose!
14:40The second one is coming round!
14:42You're not a little loose!
14:43I'm not a little loose!
14:44I'm on a leather, we have to push it!
14:45I'm on a purple!
14:46I'm not a little loose!
14:48I'm on a blue!
14:49You're on a yellow!
14:51I'm on a blue button!
14:53Left!
14:57And separate!
15:03Left arm arm arm arm!
15:05I can't describe the underpants right now.
15:35Ow, fucking balls!
15:55There's a fight!
15:59Little shit!
16:06Alright, alright, you win!
16:08Take this!
16:09Take it!
16:10You can grow small or big whenever you feel like it!
16:12All we wanted was to collect underpants to stop the Taco Bell from releasing its toxic green goo into our underground world!
16:19You see, the green goo is actually alive!
16:35I don't know who's all about this!
16:37I don't know who's the only one of my favorite guys have!
16:39I don't know who's the only one of my favorite guys.
16:42I've had this many so many so many times I can't do it.
16:45You can't do it!
16:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:50I'm sorry.
16:51You make your ass!
16:52Hey kid, since a lot of our best guys are dead by your hand, can you help us collect underpants?
17:05We just need a few more to hit our quota.
17:22Holy shit you did it! This goes a long run toward making up for killing all our fucking friends!
17:52Come on son, get out there, make friends!
18:07Hey, there's an emergency meeting at the Elvin Forest!
18:22The Elvin Forest
18:52I need to admire your awesomeness!
19:01Son, cheese, sight!
19:22Son, cheese, rigor.
19:24Son, bacon.
19:26Son, pork, chop.
19:28THE END
19:47Guess Mr. Mackie will never quite get over what that Owl did to him.
19:58I don't know.
20:28Oh
20:58Ha ha ha ha!
21:28You have triptomatic chaos alone, and now the Earth shall be destroyed in ten seconds.
21:33Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
21:48And now all these lights and electrical equipment you see are on and will never be turned off.
21:54Draining the Earth's entire powers of light, and plunging humidity into a deep cold darkness.
21:59Without lights or heat or computers or power, humans will be left to fit for themselves against boots and helmets.
22:04Humidity be damned! Ha ha ha ha ha!
22:06Ha ha ha ha!
22:36Professor Chaos left me here to keep changing the light bulbs.
22:46Professor Chaos left me here to keep changing the light bulbs.
23:04Professor Chaos left me here to keep changing the light bulbs.
23:10I have you see it?
23:13We have a distance.
23:17Father Chaos additional effort.
23:20You win!
23:27It's through бал Alberto delta!
23:31Oh
24:011, 2, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0.
24:11Ha-ha-ha-ha!
24:17What did you eat?
24:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha
25:01Sick dude
25:03Woah dude
25:05Ha ha ha ha
25:07Ha ha ha ha ha
25:09熊
25:30Ha ha ha ha ha
25:32Yah
25:33Oh, yes.
26:03Ahoy, Maplebeard!
26:26I am the... I am the Pirate King!
26:34Craig's so hot, like he just doesn't give a fuck.
26:45On jeden tag!
27:03Who did you do to the game?
27:05I am the Pirate King!
27:06I am the Pirate King!
27:07I am the Pirate King!
27:08oh
27:11oh
27:15oh
27:22ok
27:31you
27:33You don't need a plug-in.
27:35I'll see you later.
27:37You don't need that one.
27:39You don't need to know that you can see it.
27:41You don't need to know how to help.
27:43You don't need to know what you do.
27:45You don't need to know how to do it.
27:47I'm sorry.
27:49No, no, no, no.
27:51No, we are not.
27:53No, we are not.
27:55We are not.
27:57We are not.
27:59We are not.
28:01I am.
28:03Commander Douchebag has decided to bless us with his presence.
28:06Let's get started.
28:08Humans and elves of Zoran, a great evil has descended upon us.
28:12After researching last night, I believe we are facing a threat to our entire world.
28:17Clyde's Fortress of Darkness is over four stories tall.
28:20So far he has recruited at least 50 warriors to be on his team, and he is...
28:23You have something to say, wizard?
28:27Uh, nothing.
28:28Just think it's kind of funny how drow elves in the Middle Ages can use PowerPoint.
28:31You guys, this is serious!
28:33Clyde is attempting to raise an army of darkness.
28:36I believe he is messing with something he cannot control.
28:38He has recruited many of our friends, and so...
28:40Our only hope is for our two factions to join forces.
28:44Fuck that!
28:46We do not team up with fucking elves.
28:48You got a better idea, wizard fatass?
28:49After what you elves did to us at the Battle of Wormsley Woods?
28:52You think we'll ever trust you?
28:54Yeah, you tell a butter that that was Jimmy's fault and he apologized.
28:57Oh, oh, we're apologizing now.
28:58How about we apologize for breaking the rule about using arcane fire magic?
29:01Yeah.
29:01Hey, that was the human's rule, not ours.
29:03Join forces, my paladin ass.
29:05Only good elf is a dead elf.
29:07Why don't you s-s-s-s-suck my elven dick, butters?
29:10Enough!
29:11Whether we are human or elf is gonna matter one bit if all of Zaron is taken over by German zombies.
29:15We saw what that green stuff does.
29:17We better figure out a way to stop Clyde or there won't be a world to fight in.
29:20Even if we join forces, we don't have enough warriors.
29:22So we recruit more factions to join us.
29:25The pirates, the federation, and the girls.
29:29The girls?
29:30Kyle, the girls are not gonna fucking play with us.
29:32Yeah, dude, we can't convince girls to do this.
29:35No?
29:36But maybe the new kid can.
29:37The new kid has a power we have yet to understand.
29:40He makes friends on Facebook faster than any we have seen.
29:43He is really good at getting Facebook friends.
29:44I'll give him that.
29:45Find a way to get the girls to side with us, Commander Douchebag.
29:48I'll deal with the other factions.
29:49The rest of you, return to your stations and prepare for war!
29:53Huzzah!
30:03We're all in this together now.
30:05If you need me to fight next to you, I'm...
30:07All is lost.
30:08My contacts, my maps, my friends list.
30:10All taken from me by the She-Ogre.
30:12She has no soul.
30:13You will help me battle the She-Ogre and reclaim my iPhone?
30:16Perhaps you are one to be trusted.
30:17Very well.
30:18Let us end this.
30:21You know what every good bod should have?
30:23A flute.
30:24If I had a flute, I could play fantastic melody.
30:27If I only had a flute.
30:29My Facebook says the rancher might be selling one.
30:31You know where the ranch is?
30:32I'd love to see if I could buy that flute.
30:35I guess this means we're friends for now, but I still don't like you, new kid.
30:43We elves craft the finest shit in the land.
30:48All from nature.
30:49I feel relieved.
30:50And at that time.
30:51We just need that.
30:52We want some news.
30:53You know where?
30:57Let us help.
30:59Maybe we'll help you with another stupid gift.
30:59Can't I have aנסChak to be like another?
31:01I don't know.
31:03Can't I have a flute though?
31:04I saw somebody now.
31:04Say please I don't want you.
31:05To the Web.
31:06If you should help me.
31:06But now have a flute.
31:07Come on, I can't pass somebody.
31:08Let me with you.
31:09I don't want you to want me to play it.
31:09I think I've been sad.
31:10If I can show you on the water.
31:11Tell me you, what do happening.
31:12You saved me.
31:13The arrangements are fast makeup.
31:13I guess this means we're friends for now, but I...
31:40Our territory is restored.
31:41I am honored to friend you, Dragonborn.
31:43We've got to find the c- Man, this place is super crappy.
31:50You need mass services, Commander Deucebag?
31:55Got a lot of nerve playing in this treehouse, traitor.
32:02I'm looking for a mechanic.
32:09Can you tell me how to do this?
32:13I'm looking for a mechanic.
32:19Can you tell me how to get to the hot dog garage?
32:23Sure, buddy.
32:24All you need to do is go downstairs.
32:30I'm looking for a mechanic.
32:31Can you tell me how to get to the hot dog garage?
32:37Have you seen the new Taco Bell yet?
32:43Incredible!
32:44You can tell me how to do this...
32:46I'm looking for a mechanic.
32:49I'm looking for an mechanic.
32:50You can tell me how to get to the hot dog andar.
32:52Can you tell me how to get to the hot dog?
32:54Can you tell me what?
32:55I'm looking for something.
32:56Flip it up.
32:56My Friendly.
32:57I'm going to head around.
32:58My Friendly.
32:59I'm looking for an undertow.
33:00You can do the hot dog and get my hands on it.
33:02I'm looking for a mechanic.
33:03I don't know how to get the hot dog.
33:04Oh
33:34I
33:49Remember what I gave butters a noogie over here. I like a kid who lets his actions speak forward
33:59I thought butters get the worst kitty-Twister around here
34:03Now that you have found Jesus, he will always be with you.
34:12What is this? The boys want us to play with them?
34:15I do owe you one. I can take you to the girls,
34:17but I don't think they'll be very willing to play with boys.
34:20Do you wish to speak to the girls now?
34:32The 412th meeting of the girls is here by call to order.
34:45Sparkle, sparkle!
34:46Sunshine!
34:46Sunshine, sparkle!
34:48Millie Larson has the floor.
34:49If it pleases and sparkles, I move that we vote immediately
34:52on the urgent matter involving Monica Ryland.
34:54Yeah, by the way!
34:57Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I have an urgent matter
34:58that I believe needs to be addressed first.
35:00The chair acknowledges Annie.
35:01Sunshine, sparkle!
35:03Annie Knits has the floor.
35:04If it pleases and sparkles,
35:05a messenger comes with a request from the boys.
35:07Yeah!
35:08What request do the boys ask of us?
35:13He doesn't really talk.
35:17That's hot.
35:19The boys are playing some new role-playing game,
35:20and the new kid here wants us to join his team.
35:22What? We don't have time for that.
35:24Something very big happened, and we must do something.
35:27I know. I thought maybe he could help.
35:29Oh, that's not a bad idea.
35:31Yeah? I glitter Annie's idea.
35:33Sunshine, sparkle!
35:33A motion has been glittered to have the new kid help with Monica Ryland.
35:37All right, new kid, look.
35:38There are terrible rumors going around town
35:40that our good friend Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic.
35:43I have never been to the abortion clinic.
35:45I'm not a whore!
35:46We aren't sure, but we think the girl spreading the rumors about Allie is Monica Ryland.
35:49And then she has the gall to act all nice to me!
35:52We have to know for sure if Monica Ryland is a two-faced bitch or not.
35:55So, we're going to send Monica a Facebook page with your picture,
35:58then tell her that you're Bebe's boyfriend from Lakewood,
36:00and you want to meet her and ask her what the best thing to get Bebe for her birthday would be,
36:04and see if Monica tries to hit on you at all,
36:06because that way we can see if Monica is a manipulative bitch!
36:09Right!
36:10Do this task for us, and the girls will consider your request.
36:14Sparkle!
36:14Sunshine!
36:15Sunshine!
36:15Sunshine!
36:15Sunshine!
36:15Sunshine!
36:15Sunshine!
36:16Sunshine!
36:16Sunshine!
36:17Sunshine!
36:17Sunshine!
36:18Sunshine!
36:18Sunshine!
36:19Sunshine!
36:19Sunshine!
36:20Sunshine!
36:20Sunshine!
36:21Sunshine!
36:21Sunshine!
36:21Sunshine!
36:22Sunshine!
36:25You'll find Monica waiting for you at the park.
36:34All you have to do is pretend to be Bebe's long-distance boyfriend.
36:36When the job is done, come see me.
36:41Did you get any photos?
36:42We've been trying to infiltrate the girls' base for...
36:43You should head over to the park!
36:44Monica, wait, waiting!
36:47Excuse me.
36:49Go!
36:49Kiss!
36:50Sank!
36:55Yikes!
36:56Yikes!
36:57Yikes!
36:58Yikes!
36:59Yikes!
37:00Yikes!
37:01Yikes!
37:02Yikes!
37:03Yikes!
37:04Yikes!
37:05Yikes!
37:06Yikes!
37:07Yikes!
37:08Yikes!
37:09Yikes!
37:10Yikes!
37:12Yikes!
37:13Yikes!
37:14Yikes!
37:15Yikes!
37:16Yikes!
37:17Yikes!
37:18Yikes!
37:19Yikes!
37:20Yikes!
37:21Yikes!
37:22Yikes!
37:23Yikes!
37:24Yikes!
37:25The End
37:52Wow, a sewer level!
37:53Now we're really playing in a role-playing game!
37:55Yipe!
38:03Oh yeah? Try this one on the sides.
38:25You will never get laid lookin' like that, kid.
38:33You will never get laid lookin' like that, kid.
38:38You will never get laid lookin' like that, kid.
38:54You will never get laid lookin' like that, kid.
38:58Gotta get laid lookin' like that, kid.
39:02And you can get laid a little bit on the side.
39:06And you will never get laid in while it is.
39:10You won't die.
39:12I'm so scared.
39:17LOOSHY
39:20Be careful, it's not scary, it's not scary.
39:24Stop staring at me. It's creepy.
39:54Hey, how was your weekend? That's so great. K, later.
40:04Wow, breaking and entering. That was awesome.
40:20You're the new kid I've been hearing about.
40:48You're the new kid I've been hearing about.
40:58If you want, I can go into the bushes.
41:14Come play hide and seek with us. You're it.
41:18Oh, hi. You must be Mike.
41:24So, you want to talk about Bebe, huh? Well, look, Bebe's my friend.
41:28I think she's really great. I don't know if she's the end-all be-all of girls.
41:31I mean, she's a little two-faced if you ask me.
41:33But, hey, I've read a lot of your Facebook profile and I think you're a really interesting boy.
41:37Aha! We knew it! You two-faced manipulative whore!
41:41What the heck?
41:43Thank God we sent the new kid to spy on you, huh, girls?
41:45Yeah! Now we know you're a two-faced bitch!
41:47What do you mean? You guys are my best friends!
41:49Then why are you hitting on my Facebook boyfriend?
41:53We brought someone else who might be interested.
41:55Monica, what the fuck are you doing?
41:57Uh-oh. Hey, Jake.
41:59Have fun, you two-faced skank.
42:01Guys, wait! Please, come back!
42:03What's the big idea trying to fuck my girlfriend?
42:07Nothing to say, huh?
42:09Well, maybe you'll understand this.
42:18I am just a humblebark.
42:20Surely my music is no match for a hero like you.
42:31Ow!
42:34Ah-ah-ah!
42:44TA-
42:56Ahoi, Mabelbeard!
43:03Billy tried to steal my heighty spot, but I made him go away.
43:33If you think this is bad, you should see the Obamacare website.
44:03You can also see the Obamacare website.
45:00Hey, new kid, I've got a little time for you if you need me to put somebody up my ass.
45:30Come back tomorrow, sweetie.
45:39I'm all booked up today.
45:40I'm all booked up today.
46:02I'm all booked up today.
46:09Can you keep a secret?
46:31Neither can I.
46:33Hiding is fun.
46:38I continue to admire your awesomeness.
46:44Tad, this body appears to have been moved since the murder.
47:04Look at the burning evidence around the tall zone.
47:06I don't see anything.
47:16The well of insight says your future is cloudy.
47:19Oh, wait, that's bird crap.
47:34Oh, wait, that's right.
48:04Oh, wait, that's right.
48:34Oh, wait, that's right.
49:04Oh, wait, that's right.
49:34The girls want to thank you for your help.
49:38We can go see them again whenever you're ready.
49:40All right, then, let's go.
49:42You know the drill.
49:54New kid, we want to thank you for helping us determine whether or not Monica was a two-faced bitch.
49:58She really made us mad, but it turns out she couldn't have been the one spreading rumors about Allie Nelson going to the abortion clinic.
50:03Yeah, so we made up.
50:05You guys are the best.
50:07You see, the thing is, Heidi Turner was supposed to put on the Facebook page that you were Bebe's boyfriend, but she didn't.
50:13Because Heidi Turner is a two-faced bitch who says she likes me and tries to stab me in the back.
50:17Right, so we need to know if Heidi Turner is the two-faced bitch who's spreading rumors about Allie being spotted at the abortion clinic.
50:23But in order to do that, we need people to think you're a girl.
50:26Makeover!
50:28Makeover!
50:33Love it!
50:52Love it!
50:57Oh, no, you didn't.
50:59That deserves a selfie.
51:00Oh, no, you're a mess.
51:04That's it, not just.
51:05You're totally clueless.
51:08That's hot with two T's.
51:09You're totally clueless.
51:11That's hot with two T's.
51:14Oh, no, you're a mess.
51:15You're doubting, right?
51:17Too cute.
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