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00:00Welcome to Tweek Coffee. Coffee made with ingredients supplied by local organic suppliers.
00:05It's local coffee. Brewed locally.
00:08Tweek? Tweek?
00:10Have you picked up the fresh local ingredients?
00:13I get that. I'm still trying to do all my chores.
00:16Well, hurry up, son. The family business is relying on you.
00:19Can you keep a secret? Neither can I.
00:24Hello there. If you're looking for Tweek, he's in the back room unattended.
00:28Like a pristine meadow known only to the wild horses that graze there.
00:32Would you like to try some coffee?
00:45You should try some coffee. It gives you that edge you need to stay focused at school.
00:58What's this? Huh? Now? The guys need me now?
01:01There's no We-Man. There's way too much to do.
01:04How am I supposed to do all this?
01:06Wait, you. Could you go get the four o'clock delivery for me?
01:09If you do, I can finish here and then I'll still have time to play.
01:12Please, would you?
01:13It's at Kenny's house, like always.
01:15You give them this, they'll give you the delivery.
01:17I can't play until all the work is done.
01:46If you get the delivery for me, I can finish here.
01:54You know, here at Tweek Brothers, we believe in using homegrown labor.
01:57That's why our son toils in the back room.
01:59You know, I can finish here.
02:10You know, I'll be in the back room.
02:13You know, if you're in the back room, you'll be there.
02:15You know, you've got a wonderful way to go.
02:17Hey, you okay? You wanna see a movie?
02:37Oh, that's right, you can, cause you just made it out and it's too mature for you.
02:47Come here!
03:06The stick is ours!
03:08I hope you guys don't get angry, but I have to smite you.
03:17Ow!
03:32Ow!
03:39Ah!
03:45Ah!
03:46Ah!
03:47Ah!
03:48Ah!
03:49Ah!
03:50Ah!
04:10Hurry up!
04:15I got your bag, yo.
04:30By the hammer, I bet you.
04:31No, no, no, no!
04:35Help!
04:37Criter!
04:41Stop it!
04:43I'm sorry.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:53I'm sorry.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:07Ow, jeez.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:11YAAAGH!
05:32This is a gated community, sir.
05:34We do not allow in the riffraff.
05:36Move along, sir.
05:41I will-
06:07I will-
06:11If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.
06:22If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.
06:26Can you keep a secret?
06:27This is a gated community, sir.
06:29We do not-
06:30If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.
06:34If you try again, I will pepper spray you back to the Stone Age.
06:38I warn you, sir, I have five years training at the mall.
06:41Move along, sir.
06:43Little girl, if you try again, I willoney.
06:44Yeah, but-
06:48Yeah, that's the unfortunate.
06:53The
06:54No conversationsём in HBO
06:59You better keep watching.
07:18Sorry, but we can't be friends until you have more friends.
07:27Prepare to eat shit.
07:29Stay trippin' shit.
07:33Ow!
07:38Suck my balls!
08:01No, no, no, no, no!
08:03That sucks!
08:05Feel my righteous fury!
08:09Hey!
08:14I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:19I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:23I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:27I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:31I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:39Sorry, but we can't be friends until you have more friends!
08:43Sorry, but we can't be friends until you have more friends!
08:47I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:51I think I just found a new bottom bitch!
08:55I don't know.
09:25I'm actually faster at Facebook messaging than I am at speaking.
09:33Sure is a lot of walking.
09:49Hey, that means you don't know anything about me, huh?
09:57Don't believe everything you read on Facebook, okay?
10:01If it's fascist, it means you get a free wish.
10:11Urgh!
10:21Urgh!
10:31You looking for Craig?
10:47Well, he can't play.
10:49He's in detention.
10:50Something about flipping off the principal.
10:52We better get to the other guys first.
11:06I don't see anything.
11:16Look closer.
11:18Closer.
11:20I still don't see anything, fella.
11:22Wait, wait.
11:23Keep looking, Taz.
11:24The forensic evidence is right around here.
11:34Excuse me, buddy.
11:35What?
11:36You fart?
11:37I'm looking for a mechanic.
11:38Could you tell me how to get to the auto garage?
11:40Greetings, human.
11:41While I would prefer to explore strange worlds with you, it is illogical to abandon the bridge until the captain returns.
11:58The captain is my Bob.
11:59I-I can't go outside when she's not home.
12:00But the Federation has an urgent mission for you.
12:01A tricorder was left behind on the frozen planet of Hoth.
12:02Only it's not a tricorder.
12:03It's my dad's iPad, too.
12:04I need you to beam down to the Omicron sector and locate that device before it falls into Klingon hands.
12:05I think it fell out of my backpack near the church.
12:06I know it's not bad!
12:07Hey!
12:08That took me!
12:09Ghost, look.
12:10You are all called to the
12:23Heimovansc!
12:25Steve ?
12:26Oh, my God.
12:56Excuse me, buddy.
13:04Why, did you fart?
13:05I'm looking for a mechanic.
13:08Can you tell me how...
13:26Oh, my God.
13:56Oh, my God.
14:26What's wrong with your nose?
14:29What's wrong with your nose?
14:59What's wrong with your nose?
15:29I got beat up one time over there by that tree.
15:40What's wrong with your nose?
15:51What's wrong with your nose?
16:02What's wrong with your nose?
16:13What's wrong with your nose?
16:23You're weird.
16:26What's wrong with your nose?
16:37What's wrong with your nose?
16:48What's wrong with your nose?
16:59What's wrong with your nose?
17:01What's wrong with your nose?
17:11What's wrong with your nose?
17:12What's wrong with your nose?
17:13What's wrong with your nose?
17:24What's wrong with your nose?
17:26What's wrong with your nose?
17:28What's wrong with your nose?
17:39What's wrong with your nose?
17:44You're weird.
17:46You're a...
17:50Sorry, kid. Sorry, kid. I'm too busy to talk to you right now. Maybe later.
18:20Come on a quieter day. I'll take you on a ride along.
18:40Hey, kid. Find the key and bust me out of here.
18:42You don't talk, huh? Me neither. That's why they won't let me out.
19:02Hey, kid. Find the key and bust me out of here.
19:12Hey, kid.
19:42To get the Stick of Truth, we must recruit the Warriors 3.
20:10Hey, kid.
20:12Hey, kid.
20:16Hey, kid.
20:18Hey, kid.
20:20Hey, kid.
20:22Hey, kid.
20:24Hey, kid.
20:28Hey, kid.
20:30Hey, kid.
20:32Hey, kid.
20:34Hey, kid.
20:44Hey, kid.
20:46Hey, kid.
20:48Can't you see I'm busy?
21:18Oh what sad times these are when the nation's youth run around in dungeon clothes playing
21:47the games of Satan young man if you really want power there's only one thing you must do find
21:53Jesus find him and when you do return to me don't talk to me give it back give it back why don't you
22:00make us that's my Justin Bieber toy not anymore it's not oh did baby lose her toy come on you guys
22:11what are you gonna do about it she's got nothing
22:29maybe I'll just break it in two
22:34hey kid maybe you can help us with something all these homeless people in South Park are making us
22:53look like a cold and heartless town if you could go and beat the crap out of all the bums and vagrants
22:57they'll leave town and it'll restore South Park's reputation as a compassionate community
23:02you gotta get every single one of those bastards okay chop chop
23:06wow you look pretty desperate
23:22ин the
23:29haha
23:29wow
23:34wow
23:38wow
23:41wow
23:45wow
23:51I'll see you next time.
24:21Oh, will this snow ever melt?
24:32Jesus Christ.
24:46I'd love to chat, but you're on property.
24:48Get on the ground and shut up or your brains are going on the fucking roll, eh?
24:51Hey, Benz, how's it going?
24:52Just showing the new kid around today.
24:54Yeah, we're going to the bank.
24:55Hey, Bonners, sweet kid.
25:11I'd love to chat, but you're unpopular.
25:14I don't know what's going on.
25:15What's going on?
25:16Every shot, show a little improvement to show the wrong with it to the door.
25:22That's gone.
25:23He's psyched.
25:30You must be in our little Bradley's class.
25:33I know everyone thinks their child is special, but I really think he is.
25:38Some mornings I will...
25:39You must be in our little brother.
25:49Red, and he's one of four guys I really think he's in the same room.
25:56Oh, and he's a big boy.
25:56Oh, and he's a big boy.
25:58Oh, and he's a big boy.
25:59Oh
26:29You will never get laid looking like that, kid.
26:46Stand one time gave me the grossest wet willy right here!
27:09Stand one time gave me the grossest wet willy right here!
27:34Stand one time gave me the grossest wet willy right here!
28:02Goddamn, Mongolian!
28:04Hey, no fighting in here!
28:06I used to be sad, but I found Jesus at the church.
28:17Hey, no fighting in here!
28:20Hello!
28:21Welcome to Shitty Walk!
28:22Take all the prayers!
28:24Only thing we're serving today is Mongolian beef.
28:28Mongolian beef so good!
28:30Oh, I just love it!
28:31Oh, hello, Mongolian!
28:33Shh!
28:34Mongolians are watching!
28:35They conquered me last week!
28:36Act natural!
28:37Oh, yeah, Mongolian beef!
28:38Mmm, so tasty, right?
28:39Wow!
28:40It's not tasty at all!
28:41It's gross!
28:42Don't eat it!
28:43You eat a Mongolian beef, you shit your pants for five days!
28:46Hurry up, Mongolian!
28:47Please!
28:48You gotta help me out!
28:49The Mongolians all live like rats in the Tower of a Peace next door!
28:51I'll keep the adults occupied here!
28:52You go top of tower and beat up all their kids!
28:53Beat up all the Mongolian kids!
28:54Beat up all the Mongolian kids!
28:55The Mongolian think this neighborhood is not a safe place!
28:56They move away!
28:57Go, go!
28:58Beat up the little Mongolian kids!
28:59Oh!
29:00Hurrah, Mongolian!
29:01Mongolian beef smells like a rhino...
29:02Oh!
29:03Oh!
29:04Oh!
29:05Oh!
29:06Oh!
29:07Oh!
29:08Oh!
29:09Oh!
29:10Oh!
29:11Oh!
29:12Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:14Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:16Oh!
29:17Oh!
29:18Oh!
29:19Oh!
29:20Oh!
29:21Oh!
29:22Oh!
29:23Oh!
29:24Oh!
29:25Oh!
29:29I know you aren't supposed to give money to panhandlers, but this vice-president kept
29:30accosting me and I felt so bad for him.
29:37All went for a while but this vice-president kept accosting me and I felt so bad for him!
29:51Asshole!
30:11Well, hello there, Jimbo and Ned.
30:13Well, what brings you here today?
30:15Business or pla-
30:16Howdy there!
30:17Haven't seen you before!
30:18You must be the new kid that moved to town.
30:20And you're into hunting, huh?
30:22Well, my boy, you've come to the right place.
30:24South Park is chock full of things to shoot
30:27that would delight any taxidermist,
30:28survivalist, or weekend animal death enthusiast.
30:31Ain't much I can sell to a miner,
30:33thanks to the stupid Democrats,
30:35but if you could prove yourself a real hunter,
30:37I might be able to get you some better stuff.
30:40You should buy a copy of
30:41The Hunter's Guide to South Park Wildlife,
30:43this book thingy here.
30:50I'm a little bit country.
30:55Well, I'm a little bit rock and roll, yeah.
30:59I'm a little bit country.
30:59Well, I'm a little bit rock and roll, yeah.
31:01I'm a little bit for support in our troops.
31:18I'm a little bit free.
31:20You remind me of a guy I served with in Nam.
31:23No, but war shouldn't be our goal.
31:26Douchebag, we aren't really being good teammates here.
31:33Can we get back to the quest?
31:34Did you forget them towers in New York?
31:39Did you forget how it made you feel?
31:41I see you.
31:56Well, well, you supposed to be some kind of knight of the round table?
32:22Welcome to ye old Skeeter's Tavern.
32:25Tell you what, good sir knight.
32:26I got rats in the basement.
32:29Biggins.
32:29That's why I got stuck with her majesty's goddamn health code violation.
32:34You think you're a real dungeon dweller?
32:36Then go clear out them rats out of my basement.
32:38Well, what are you waiting for?
32:40Make fucking haste.
32:55The hammer of justice shall strike the nail of evil into the board of being sorry.
33:23That was close.
33:25That wasn't so bad.
33:28I don't want to do so bad.
33:28I don't want to do so bad.
33:35I don't want to do so bad.
33:44Maybe now you can show your life around me.
34:14I'm Butters the Merciful of the Knights of Canned Harderness.
34:28That was close!
34:42Oh boy!
34:52Oh boy!
34:58Why can't you just leave us alone?
35:08That wasn't so bad!
35:18That wasn't so bad!
35:28Try that, Dan!
35:44Try that, Dan!
35:54I hope we didn't hurt you, man!
36:10I hope we didn't hurt you, man!
36:22I hope we didn't hurt you!
36:42Well, what the heck!
36:50I'm gonna get grounded anyway!
36:52Might as well!
36:54Go battle!
37:04I got your back, yo!
37:10I got your back, yo!
37:20You should be dead!
37:30You should be dead!
37:42You should be dead!
37:46You should be dead!
37:48I'm good at it, man!
37:50I'm good at it, man!
37:52I'm good at it, man!
37:54I'm good at it, man!
37:56You should be dead!
37:58You should be dead!
38:00I'm good at it!
38:02Damn if you ain't a noble knight after all.
38:24Alright, kid, here you go.
38:28We don't take-
38:29Them rats got what was coming to them.
38:31I had you figured wrong, kid.
38:39Who? What?
38:40Huh, hey, I guess I hit it a little hard at the bars for you.
38:44Thanks for waking me up, kid.
38:45You on Facebook?
38:53You're a douche.
39:01I'm sorry.
39:02I'm sorry.
39:03You're a douche.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:05I'm sorry.
39:06I'm sorry.
39:07I'm sorry.
39:08I'm sorry.
39:09I'm sorry.
39:10I'm sorry.
39:11I'm sorry.
39:12I'm sorry.
39:14I'm sorry.
39:15I'm sorry.
39:16I'm sorry.
39:17I'm sorry.
39:18I'm sorry.
39:21Okay, who can you do?
39:43I got your back yo!
40:13Yo!
40:15I got your back yo!
40:41I'm going to throw your back yo!
40:45Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
41:15What's wrong with you?
41:22Why did you shoot me?
41:29I don't think I like you very much.
41:46Oh! After that!
41:51That wasn't very nice.
42:06What?
42:12Aha!
42:15I know Vastity doesn't solve anything, but I kind of like it.
42:36I know Vastity doesn't solve anything, but I kinda like it.
42:38No, no, no, no!
43:08No, no, no, no, no!
43:38No, no, no, no!
44:08No, no, no, no!
44:38No, no, no, no!
45:08No, no, no, no!
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