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04:50yes at what location how many people in the town get in there and cover it up
05:14this could change everything get everyone moving we've got another ufo crash
05:44so
05:56Good morning, champ.
06:24You can't expect me to pat you on the back just because you've made a few friends.
06:27Oh, look, you've made friends.
06:29Looks like you have a couple days off school, honey.
06:31That's worse than before. You look like a girl.
06:42Oh, my God. They came out of nowhere.
06:45There was a huge earthquake and then there was burning in my yard.
06:48Didn't you hear about it? It's all over the news. Here, look.
06:50And that a large earthquake and several fires in the South Park area last night woke many residents from their sleep.
06:57Here with the report is a midget in a bikini.
07:00Tom, government workers here are assuring everyone nothing out of the ordinary has happened.
07:05They claim that the only reason huge tents have gone up to cover this area is to mask the construction of a new Taco Bell, which will open sometime later this month.
07:14Thanks, midget. I do love me some Taco Bell.
07:16The mayor of South Park states that last night's tremors and fires are under control and that hopefully schools and businesses can open again soon.
07:23It's horrible. You don't understand.
07:25The elves... they took the stick!
07:27And it's bullshit because that is totally cheating.
07:30We specifically said no trying to take the stick at night.
07:32Elves are dirty little liars and we have to lay waste to their entire base.
07:35You have some incredible ability to make friends quickly, sir douchebag.
07:39I'm sending you on a quest to go out into the lands of Zoran and recruit a whole nother faction to Koopa Keep.
07:44Find the goth kids and give them this letter.
07:46Get them to join our kingdom and we shall lay waste to the drow elves once and for all!
07:49Fucking cheaters.
08:05I was just come over and see if... well, if you wanted to come play with us again...
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09:05Who's that?
09:10I think it's that new kid people are talking about.
09:13Beat it, new kid. This area is strictly for goth kids.
09:21What's this?
09:22Join the kingdom of Koopa Keep to battle the wicked elves.
09:26All recruits welcome.
09:28Sorry, Frodo. We don't play Dungeons and Dishbags.
09:30Yeah, beat it, new kid.
09:32Aw, come on. Let's do it.
09:34We never do anything.
09:36No way. We can't do what this kid asks us to do. He's a conformist.
09:40Look at his clothes and his hair.
09:42Yeah, tell you what, new kid.
09:43Get the right clothes and some cigarettes and coffee and then talk to us again.
09:46Yeah, if you want to prove you aren't a conformist, then you need to look exactly like we do.
09:50Then maybe we'll consider hanging out with you.
09:57Oh, please.
09:58Go conform somewhere else, kid.
09:59Let's go around in those clothes.
10:04All the love wrapped up in hates in disguise.
10:49I'll give you a good price.
11:19I'll give you a good price.
11:49I'll give you a good price.
12:19I'll give you a good price.
12:49You chose wisely, new kid.
12:51Come with us.
13:19You're the new kid everyone is talking about.
13:27What's your name?
13:28He doesn't talk, Elf King.
13:30He thinks he's hot shit or something.
13:32You're playing for the wrong side, dude.
13:39What did wizard fat ass tell you?
13:41That we broke the rules and took the stick last night?
13:43He's lying.
13:44Cartman is the one you should be fighting against.
13:46He's hiding the stick, which is cheating.
13:48And acting all betrayed and sad to get you to recruit more people for him.
13:51We tracked a Twitter raven who says you are currently trying to recruit the goths for the wizard.
13:55Go recruit them, but bring them to us.
13:57Then we can ransack Cartman's stupid kingdom and get the stick back once and for all.
14:01I'm trusting you to do what's right.
14:03And kid, if you betray us, we'll tell everyone you're a butthole.
14:12Don't let Cartman use you.
14:14Don't let Cartman use you.
14:16Any ally of the Elf King is an ally of mine.
14:30And my shop is open to you.
14:31Don't let Cartman use you.
15:01Don't let Cartman use you.
15:31Our king may trust you, but that doesn't mean I have you.
15:50The humans have raised banners around town, claiming elf territory for their own.
15:54So sayeth the Well of Insight. Plus, it's all over Twitter.
15:56The well says balance can be restored only if a chosen one were to fuck up their banners.
16:01No tricks, human.
16:31The well says balance can be restored only if a
17:00I always love when spring is on the main, it's an inspiring time for free.
17:08Just like most women out there, I've really gotten into queefing lately.
17:12A lot of...
17:13Decorator queefs just make them more dynamic for the holidays.
17:17What we're gonna do is just cut out some paper, like this.
17:21And cut out little stars or little moon shapes.
17:24We're gonna just jam those up.
17:30I guess that's cool.
18:00That was the last day.
18:02That was cool.
18:03Let's do that.
18:04Come down.
18:06Now, get him to go.
18:07I was like a bit of an interview with me, okay?
18:09I was like a minute ago.
18:11I'm gonna go to the ring and have him to go.
18:12I'm so confused.
18:13Now, we're gonna have him to go.
18:15Yeah.
18:16I got him.
18:17I'm like what's going on?
18:18I'm not going anywhere.
18:19I'm just going to sit down here.
18:20We're going to win the game!
18:21I'm sorry.
18:22I'm so sick.
18:23I'm just going to have him.
18:24I'm not sure you guys would like me to play this game.
18:25I don't get him so much.
18:26I'll have to go.
18:27You ever wonder what it'd be like to be a dolphin?
18:47Just little flips, eating fish, not a care in the world.
18:57Oh, no, no, no, no.
19:27...
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19:55Last cigarette, you guys got more?
20:06Yeah, we just stole a...
20:08Get lost, kid. We're trying to...
20:09Take your stupid hair and leave!
20:11Take your stupid hair and leave!
20:21Come on, guys!
20:25Come on, guys!
20:55Come on, guys!
20:57Are we playing or what?
21:09Come on!
21:11Come on!
21:13No!
21:15Oh, no, you don't!
21:21I can do it all day!
21:23I can do it all day!
21:25No!
21:27I can do it all day!
21:29It's so...
21:31I can do it all day!
21:33I can do it all day!
21:35I can do it all day!
21:37read
21:39ice a break
21:40ere
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22:06I don't know.
22:36I don't know.
23:06I don't know.
23:36I don't know.
24:06I don't know.
24:36I don't know.
25:06I don't know.
25:36And don't come back until you have a picture of that sign taped to the PTA table.
25:41Go about your questing, hobbit boy.
25:45I don't know.
25:47I don't know.
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25:53I don't know.
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25:57I don't know.
25:59Wow
26:01Cheese
26:03cing
26:07The
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26:26Root
26:28That's me!
26:40Sweet!
26:42Ha ha ha ha ha!
26:58Butter's got a horrible snuggie in there.
27:06Uh, yeah, have fun in there. I think I'll wait it out.
27:12Butter's got a horrible snuggie in there.
27:18Uh, yeah, have fun in there. I think I'll wait it out.
27:28It isn't right, I tell you!
27:38Out of nowhere, this huge Taco Bell is being built,
27:41and now our children are missing precious school time!
27:44Parents, we've been assured by the Builders
27:47that they are working to fix whatever problems they've encountered,
27:50and school should be able to resume soon.
27:52Resume soon? Who do they think they are?
27:55They think we're gonna see a Taco Bell as being more important
27:58than our kids' educations?
28:00What if it's not really a Taco Bell we're dealing with?
28:05Thanks for coming, new kid.
28:07Everyone, this is the kid whose family just moved to town.
28:11We've become very close friends.
28:13His name is... What's your name?
28:16Well, anyway, this child and I witnessed something last night,
28:19and I'd like you to hear his story.
28:21Go ahead, kid.
28:26Tell them, you know, about all the...
28:28Go ahead, tell them, tell them that stuff.
28:32This is a waste of everyone's time!
28:34If the PTA isn't gonna do something about Taco Bell taking over,
28:37then the rest of us parents will!
28:39Come on! Go!
28:40Come on!
28:41Come on!
28:51Fuck the conformists.
28:52Why don't you exercise your free speech at home, little boy?
28:55Why, are they a good lay?
28:56Don't we screw it around in here!
28:58Give a little squeeze and say, what do you do?
29:00Something it must have happened to do.
29:03One, two, two...
29:04I saw you on the...
29:05I don't blame you for not wanting to talk about it,
29:07but people need to know what's going on!
29:09This is a PTA meeting, young man.
29:11Be on your way!
29:12I used to have a bad hoarding problem, okay?
29:15But I got past it.
29:16Now I can just throw things away.
29:18Would you mind throwing this away from me?
29:20I just need it thrown away somewhere very specific.
29:22I'll show you on your map.
29:23Okay, thanks.
29:28I played in before.
29:46Okay?
29:56I don't blame you for not wanting to talk about it, but people need to know what's going on.
30:26No!
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30:45Fuck the-fuck the conformists.
30:47Look, I know how you're feeling, okay?
30:52But this isn't gonna solve anything.
30:54We've got to get inside that Taco Bell and find out what's really going on.
30:58Help me with that and I'll help you with this.
31:01I saw you on the ship.
31:02You have pretty good control over your farts.
31:05Meet me in the bathroom.
31:07It's time for you to learn some real power.
31:11I can tell you have potential, but you are undisciplined.
31:26Let me show you what I mean.
31:29Come at me.
31:30Try and fart on me.
31:31Come on!
31:32What?
31:33You call that farting on someone?
31:38You missed by a mile.
31:39Try again!
31:43Hi-cha!
31:44See that?
31:45Your fart's over there somewhere.
31:47Didn't come close.
31:48So, what do you do when people can block your farts?
31:51You must learn to control your farts to move and release at a specific time and place.
31:57I'm going to teach you a fart called the Sneaky Squeaker.
32:01It will become your greatest ally.
32:03Don't believe me?
32:04Try and block my attack.
32:06You see that?
32:19I distracted you.
32:20Distracting your opponents is key to battle.
32:22Look, let me show you again.
32:24Pay special attention to the viscosity.
32:26Okay, you try.
32:35Make your fart detonate behind me.
32:45No, you're not forming it right.
32:47Imagine you're chewing bubble gum with your butthole.
32:49Look, let me show you again.
32:51Pay special attention to the viscosity.
32:56Okay, you try.
33:01Make your fart detonate behind me.
33:09Undisciplined.
33:10Even a child could block that fart.
33:12Look, let me show you again.
33:14Pay special attention to the viscosity.
33:24Okay, you try.
33:25I'll start detonating behind me.
33:38Oh, hey, guys.
33:39Oh, Mr. Mackey.
33:41Now it's your turn.
33:42Use Sneaky Squeaker to distract Mr. Mackey over to the corner there.
33:55You waited too long. The bubble popped in the wrong place.
34:03Do it again.
34:14Wow, he's still going, huh?
34:16Do it again.
34:25Hey, did you guys hear that?
34:26Sounded like a chipmunk.
34:27Key off!
34:28Very, very good.
34:29Now use what I taught you to sneak inside that Taco Bell.
34:32Find out what they're up to and report back here.
34:34And no matter what happens,
34:36never follow them.
34:37Oh, my God.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:39Oh, my God.
34:40Oh, my God.
34:41Oh, my God.
34:42Oh, my God.
34:43Oh, my God.
34:44Oh, my God.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:46Oh, my God.
34:47Oh, my God.
34:48Oh, my God.
34:49Oh, my God.
34:50Oh, my God.
34:51Oh, my God.
34:52Oh, my God.
34:53Oh, my God.
34:54Never fart on anyone's balls.
34:56You got that?
34:57All right.
34:58Now go.
35:24Cheers.
35:29Cheers.
35:30PSYTE.
35:41Son.
35:43Cheers.
35:44San.
35:45Cheese.
35:46Oh
37:16We're simply getting ready for the grand opening of a new Taco Bell.
37:21New Taco Bell opening soon. Very big Taco Bell. It's going to open in a few weeks. Thank you.
37:26Will this Taco Bell be serving Inchoritos?
37:34What?
37:35Is it going to be a full menu Taco Bell or is this going to be one of those Taco Bell KFC combos?
37:40We got a guy out here asking a lot of questions.
37:44Just stick to the script as laid out in the protocol.
37:47But he wants to know if the Taco Bell will have Inchoritos or not, sir.
37:51Dammit, we don't have a contingency for that.
37:53Michaels, isolate and neutralize the threat.
37:56Yes, sir.
37:57Look, it's a simple question.
37:59If this is going to be a huge Taco Bell, will it serve Inchoritos?
38:02I think we have a right to know.
38:05Mark?
38:06Folks, we know you're all very excited, but for your safety, we ask you to stay clear of the construction site.
38:13Mark?
38:14Sweetie?
38:27Madonna? Ma'am?
38:52Sorry, absolutely. Nobody allowed past. Check back in a few weeks. Thank you.
38:57I think someone's testing Tupperware.
39:09Scuzzlebutt?
39:13Yuck!
39:27You're the other one.
39:332 School for History
39:34naming names
39:39Ali sequined
39:41Ali sequined
39:43Ali sequined
39:45Ali sequined
39:46Siok duudlin
39:49Ali sequined
39:51being stopped by a beaver family
39:57guess nikki minaj released a new thing
40:03whoa dude
40:09ah
40:16up
40:21up
40:24up
40:29up
40:32up
40:35up
40:38To be continued...
41:08So, when the alien waste reacts with organic material on Earth, it turns things into...
41:14Nazi zombies.
41:18Here we go again.
41:25God damn it. I'm so tired of Nazi zombies. It's so overused.
41:30If the wrong person gets their hands on that green toxin, it could totally spread it.
41:34We have a big problem.
41:35All right. We're going to have to completely obliterate everything in a three-block radius.
41:40Find locations for the bombs and bury it all.
41:43Then make up a fake story about an earthquake.
41:46We can contain the outbreak this time if we act quickly enough.
41:49Let's move!
41:51Everything we've just talked about has been recorded onto this tape.
41:54I'm going to leave it alone here for a few minutes, then come back later and have it encrypted and locked away,
41:58so nobody ever hears what was said in this meeting.
42:00Yes. Good idea.
42:10What the fuck?
42:11It's broken free!
42:12Be nice!
42:13Tell your room, sweetheart!
42:14Now we'll be the best!
42:36How's your school now?
42:40To your school!
42:46To your dignity!
42:53We are going to the country!
43:10I don't know.
43:40Man, this secret government base room sure is boring.
43:50You'd think that a secret government base would have more cool stuff in it.
44:10There's something really weird about those parallel journey cars.
44:17This will be a grave design!
44:26Hundred thousand in zusammenfield!
44:32Ugh! You hit like my grandpa!
44:36One!
44:40I think my mom did a pretty sweet job with my costume.
44:59I'm proud, friend!
45:01I'm proud!
45:10I'm proud!
45:16Kill!
45:17Kill!
45:28You mind if I update my status while we're waiting here?
45:33Stop this!
45:34I'm proud, friend!
45:35Stop this!
45:37Stop this!
45:46Oh no you don't!
45:47I don't!
46:05I don't feel so good!
46:06I don't feel good!
46:14In half, Jim!
46:23In half, Jim!
46:24In half!
46:24I'll be right back.
46:54Oh, this can't happen.
47:16Dude, my injuries are super grievous right now.
47:34Oh!
47:36Got him!
47:46I'm proud of you!
48:12I'm proud of you!
48:16I'm proud of you.
48:26I'm proud of you.
48:30I'm proud of you.
48:32Just be sure you are.
48:40I'm proud of you.
48:42We'll be right back!
48:57Your effectiveness!
49:04You ask for it!
49:06Your school!
49:13Halt!
49:17I love you!
49:27In Stolzhaft Freude!
49:30No way, dude!
49:32Not!
49:38Yeah!
49:39No way!
49:40No way, dude!
49:41No way, dude!
49:55Just your school!
49:59Ah, spit!
50:00Oh my god, we killed the enemy!
50:30Oh my god, we killed the enemy!
51:00I gave Butters the best wet willy over there one time.
51:30Excuse me.
51:38Excuse me.
51:40Here we go.
51:41Here we go.
51:42Here we go.
51:44Here we go.
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