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00:00Where am I going?
00:02Where am I going?
00:10Ah shit!
00:30No, no, no, no, no!
00:44He's not just this!
00:46Take that!
00:56Don't look for it here!
00:58What are you doing?
01:06Two stick!
01:12Ah ha!
01:14That can't hurt!
01:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
01:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:20Oh!
01:22Ah!
01:23Oh!
01:24Ha ha ha ha!
01:26Blah!
01:28There you go, pal.
01:50Justice be dead!
01:55What was that for?
01:58You gave it your best shot, and that's all Jesus asks of you.
02:21Well, that's not nice.
02:25That was stinky.
02:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, so funny!
02:28Oh, my God.
02:58I don't like being pushed around.
03:23Nobody snapped a paladin.
03:28Oh, my God.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:01Oh, my God.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:05Let's go.
04:35Let's go.
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06:37Well, not being grounded was nice while it lasted.
06:39Let's go.
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07:44Aaaah!
07:55By the hammer of lettuce!
07:59No, no, no, no, no!
08:04W- Ow!
08:04No, no, no, no, no!
08:13Ah!
08:14Ah!
08:19Uf!
08:19Yo-i!
08:23Ay!
08:32Wupi!
08:35D-
08:36D-
08:38D-
08:39D-
08:40D-
08:41D-
08:42D-
09:14Hey, no fighting in here.
09:16See Dr. Tom. He's the best.
09:18There you go, kid. All this shitty chicken you can carry.
09:21You do good work. I'll help you fuck up Nongorians anytime you want.
09:24Not bosses, though. They too tough.
09:26You call me with this. I give you one per day.
09:34Sir, you can only summon me once per day.
09:41Hey, no fighting in here.
09:43Oh.
09:48Oh.
09:50Oh.
09:57Oh.
09:58Some kids gave me the worst pink belly over there one time.
10:28This...
10:32What the fuck?
10:35Oh, no!
10:41What if we just make friends instead?
10:54I'm gonna do my wall dance now.
10:56I know that this doesn't solve anything, but I kind of like it.
11:11Oh, no, no!
11:16Just let me know.
11:54Oh, no, no!
12:07Yeah?
12:10Can I help you?
12:14What's this?
12:16Oh, the all-stick again?
12:17Hang on a second.
12:18Thank you for thy message, traveler.
12:24I shall make haste to Koopa Keep.
12:26Mom, can you drive me to Eric's house?
12:48I shall make haste to Koopa Keep.
13:18Move along, sir.
13:27I can't look at you without feelings of deep personal shame.
13:31You
14:01Take this, Dolly Terrence!
14:22Well done! The galaxy is in your debt.
14:25Let it be known that I have been and will always be your friend on Facebook.
14:31Live Log at Rathburg.
14:39Terrence, this body appears to have been moved since the murder.
14:42Look at the forensic evidence around the torso.
14:44I don't see it!
15:01I guess I'm minding this up now. Do you need any weapons or armor?
15:14You name it, we'll sell it!
15:17What are you?
15:19I can't see it.
15:20Oh, he's dead.
15:21You're dead.
15:22I can't see it.
15:23I can't see it.
15:24I can't see it.
15:25You're dead.
15:26I can't see it.
15:27He's dead.
15:28I can't see it.
15:29Are you still here, douchebag?
15:40I told you to go find Token Craig and tweet.
15:42Are you in a fight with you?
15:44Okay, douchebag.
15:51My...
15:52I've had my problems raising Eric,
15:54but somehow he always forgives me.
15:59I'm using stealth.
16:10You can't see me.
16:13Ow!
16:29Well, this is Stan's house.
16:53Hey, guys, grab a beer and join me for SportsCenter.
16:55Hey, guys, grab a beer and join me for SportsCenter.
16:55Hey, guys, we'll be right back.
17:25I'm sure he'd kill you, then, where if you just asked.
17:35I'm sure he'd kill you, then, where if you just asked.
17:49I'm... I'm never coming out!
17:51I'm... I'm never coming out!
18:01I'm... I'm... I'm never coming out!
18:16I'm... I'm... my...
18:33Who the fuck are you?
18:41I'm gonna kill you, turd!
18:47Stand, Dad. It takes big shirts.
19:03Who the fuck are you? I'm gonna kill you, turd!
19:13Well, this is Stan's house, but he is-
19:29Hey, if you ever want to sue anybody, you can come to me first, okay?
19:33Do it for playing the Mighty Frost Giant. I continue to admire your awesomeness.
20:00Playing parrot is better than being a parrot.
20:02Avast there, Mighty! None shall pass!
20:05I am the- I am the Pirate King!
20:32It's time to get me a squirly in that public bathroom while everyone dead.
20:36Craig's so hot, but he just said, give up!
20:38Give up!
20:45I am the Pirate King!
20:47I am the Pirate King!
20:48I am the Pirate King!
20:49You should be on you!
20:51I commit 32 for Freddy to in her
20:58I am the Pirate King!
20:59I am the Pirate King!
21:01I am the Pirate King!
21:05We will not share the rights to 음악 together!
21:09Five early!
21:11Sixами now!
21:12Six per Try!
21:13Thanks, kid. My night is looking a whole lot better now.
21:26Here, if you ever need my help, use this.
21:29I can't help with any tough fights, though. I don't want to get a fissure.
21:33Come back and find me if you want to call me again.
21:36But give it a day. I go to a lot of parties.
21:43There we are.
22:06And now, the thrilling conclusion of Terrence and Phyllis' Blood Rage.
22:10Will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you this Queep Sisters special.
22:17Canada Channel presents the Queep Sisters, Catherine P.D. Quinn.
22:21Two Toronto girls who love shooting air out their vagina.
22:24It's the Queep Sisters special on Channel Canada.
22:27Alright, Queep Sisters, it's time for your yearly paps, man.
22:40Oh, man. I remember getting beat up right over here.
23:01What's the matter? Lost your stick?
23:03What if we just make friends instead?
23:20Ah, motherfucker!
23:27Take that!
23:28That wasn't so bad!
23:42Feel my righteous fury!
24:07Take this!
24:17Take this!
24:21Ah-ha!
24:26Ah!
24:26That sucks.
24:56Oh, it's gone.
25:15In your face!
25:26You want some of this?
25:40You want some of this?
26:10Oh, this could be kind of fun!
26:20Jesus Christ.
26:29Seriously, douchebag, we're supposed to be playing the game.
26:47I'll give you a good price.
26:57I'll give you a good price.
27:07I'll give you a good price.
27:09You don't have to tweet me, I'm right here.
27:21You don't have to tweet me, I'm right here.
27:31I'll give you a good price.
27:41I'll give you a good price.
27:43I'll give you a good price.
27:45I'll give you a good price.
27:55I'll give you a good price.
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28:01I'll give you a good price.
28:13I'll give you a good price.
28:17I'll give you a good price.
28:30Basically, love is all the night long!
28:49Damn it!
28:55Awesome!
28:57Yes.
28:59Yeah, cheese!
29:14Huh?
29:16He tried!
29:29He's not just this!
29:41Open up!
29:43That wasn't so bad! Your strike tripped it, son!
30:04Ow!
30:13Nobody stopped a paladin!
30:36Wanna clear up, huh?
30:44Yeah, that's it, little buddy.
30:54By the hammer, little bitters!
30:58I just was seeing if it works.
31:00We usually win.
31:13We do not lose any knife of the brain.
31:15I was going to try out a knife.
31:17We can't be able to catch him.
31:20You sit down the middle of the room,
31:21and it's just a little tiny little bit.
31:22Yeah, and then it's like a big deal.
31:23We're going to be able to catch up and do it.
31:24We're going to catch up.
31:25Well, he's going to be like a big deal.
31:26I'm like, I'm going to catch up.
31:27I'm going to catch up at the end of the world.
31:28I'm going to be like a big deal here.
31:29But for sure, you know exactly if it looks like it's going to be a big deal
31:32So that's all just like-
33:35I just...
33:37was seeing if it worked.
33:38That's not nice.
33:44Take that!
33:48That's not nice!
33:56Take that!
34:02Aw, come on!
34:14Thunder!
34:16Thunder!
34:18What'd I do?
34:20Hey!
34:22Hey!
34:34Hey!
34:36There you go, pal!
34:38There you go, pal!
34:40There you go, pal!
34:42There you go!
34:44There you go!
34:46There you go!
34:48There you go, pal!
34:50There you go!
34:52There you go, pal!
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35:00There you go!
35:02There you go!
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35:10There you go!
35:12There you go!
35:14There you go!
35:16There you go!
35:18There you go!
35:20There you go!
35:22Oh, come on!
35:35Yeah, that's it, little buddy.
35:42That's not nice!
35:52Hey!
36:03What'd I do?
36:17Leave it alone!
36:22I really feel sad for him.
36:24Oh, come on!
36:26Oh, come on!
36:28Oh, come on!
36:30Oh, come on!
36:32Oh, come on!
36:38What?
36:40Oh, this isn't for me.
36:42What?
36:54Oh, this isn't for me.
36:55This is for the nice people who are renting the guest house out in the back.
37:12Yeah, yeah, we got the package for Tweet Coffee.
37:22You got the envelope?
37:23Uh, these witch doctors must be cooking up a secret.
37:28Hey, that's not the usual kid that picks up the package.
37:31Huh?
37:32Oh, shit.
37:33It's a kimp!
37:34I hope you fellas don't get angry, but I have to smite you.
37:49You gonna arrest me or what?
37:57Ain't gone all day, pig.
38:04Are you gonna arrest me or what?
38:16Ah!
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39:04Police brutality!
39:21By the hammer of butters!
39:37Oh, I'm sorry.
39:42I said I!
39:45You're straight tripping, son.
39:46You think we were too hard on him?
40:01You think we were too hard on him?
40:05This guy's maybe fetish.
40:18This guy's maybe fetish.
40:25This guy's not the fetish!
40:28Yippee!
40:29Let's go.
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42:39Anna, if you're down here, tell him to pick up some dinner on his way home.
42:43Not them Fancy Toaster Struddles, though.
42:45Just regular Pop-tarts.
44:39The problem is, he's about to become a carrot.
44:44I'm a carrot.
44:46In 24-carrot comedy, Rob Schneider is a carrot.
44:51Rated PG-13.
44:52Rob Schneider was an animal.
45:00Then he was a woman.
45:02And now, Rob Schneider is a stapler.
45:06And he's about to find out that being a stapler is harder than it looks.
45:14Rob Schneider is a stapler.
45:17Rated PG-13.
45:22Coming this summer.
45:24It's the motion picture that changed America.
45:26Saving Private Ryan.
45:28You're being rude.
45:29Here, the word Nazi has been changed to persons with political differences.
45:32And all the guns have been replaced by walkie-talkies.
45:36Oh my God!
45:38Let's go!
45:39No!
45:40No!
45:40Coming this summer.
45:47It's the classic film that changed America.
45:50E.T.
45:51The Extra-Terrestrial.
45:55Something stinks like human.
45:56Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh.
45:57Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh.
45:58You have to prove him as sure you're listening to this movie, and you can't because you're not a-
46:01Two more to go, man-bear-pig!
46:03Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh.
46:33You did it!
46:38You got the pickup!
46:39Aw, thanks, man!
46:40Dad!
46:40I finished my work, can I go play?
46:42Where's today's delivery?
46:43Right here!
46:46Hmm, yep.
46:47That's good shit.
46:48All right, Tweak, you can play for a little bit.
46:50But be home before dark or you'll be grounded.
46:52Grounded.
46:53Like the fresh grinds of our all-organic Tweak blend, made with ingredients from local tweakers.
46:58Thanks, kid!
46:59I gotta go get changed and then I'll meet you at the kingdom!
47:03I gotta go get changed and then I'll meet you at the kingdom!
47:22you should try some coffee welcome to my coffee shop thanks for helping tweak
47:38would you like to try some coffee
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