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00:00All right, new kid, get inside the abortion clinic and find the records room.
00:05Take a picture of all the records from the past week and text them to us.
00:08That will help us find out who the two-faced bitch is.
00:10I'm sure you can appreciate why none of us can do this.
00:13If any of us are spotted in there, people might think we're sluts like Jessica Rodriguez.
00:17Hey, guys.
00:18Hey, Jessie.
00:18Hi, guys.
00:19Hey, Jessie.
00:20Hey, Jessie.
00:20Hey, Jessie.
00:20Hey, Jessie.
00:21What are you up to?
00:23Oh, nothing.
00:24Just finding out which of our friends is a two-faced bitch.
00:26Cool.
00:27We'll see you around.
00:28Awesome.
00:29Skank.
00:30All right, now go in there and get to the records room.
00:32Find out if Jessie had an abortion.
00:35Well, now you're more of a dou-dougette.
00:36Hi, here for an abortion?
01:00I'm sorry.
01:01Your little friend will have...
01:03It appears my services won't be needed here.
01:04You go ahead.
01:05Access restricted to positions only.
01:12Hi, I'm Dr. Poon Lover.
01:17Hi, I'm Dr. Poon Lover.
01:31Get on up in the chair and this won't take long at all.
01:35Hey, little young to be having an abortion, aren't we?
01:38It's okay.
01:39We have a booster seat.
01:40All right, just sit back and relax.
01:45We'll get that fuck trash taken right out of you.
01:48Here we go.
01:48What the?
01:58Wow, never seen that before.
02:01You burned out the vacuum.
02:02I'm gonna have to get this thing fixed.
02:04Be back in a minute.
02:04All right.
02:18Help me.
02:23Help me.
03:27Access granted. Thank you, Doctor.
03:30Oh, it's you!
03:46Thank God!
03:47Something strange is going on here.
03:49The PTA reviewed that tape you got us.
03:51The Taco Bell has something called a Plan B.
03:54They've been here looking through these records, but...
03:57Why would they be interested in the gynecological files of the women of South Park?
04:00I'm afraid now you know too much.
04:03We have two more asking a lot of questions.
04:07Deal with them quietly.
04:08We can't let anyone find out what we were doing there.
04:10Before you kill us, tell us why.
04:15Why is Taco Bell taking the records of women's vaginas in South Park?
04:20I'm picking up some hot readings on the ESRB.
04:23Tell us!
04:24What do women's vaginas and Doritos Locos Tacos have in common?
04:27ESRB is going crazy.
04:28Oh, shit!
04:30There's an outbreak here!
04:32We have contamination in Sector 7!
04:33All units to Sector 7 now!
04:36Secure the entire building!
04:38Put that woman in restraints!
04:39Oh!
04:40What's going on?
04:41Uh, Taco Bell security.
04:43Your clinic is infected with a Nazi zombie virus.
04:46Nazi zombies?
04:47That's ridiculous!
04:48And bigoted!
04:48I happen to be German!
04:50He's one of the...
04:50Tell people what you saw here today!
04:58Let's go!
04:59Quarantine the place!
05:00There's something crawling under the floor, sir!
05:26Right there!
05:38Kill it!
05:47Where are they?
05:48Luftwaffe!
05:51Atmet can!
05:53Yeah!
05:54Well, let's hit talk!
05:56Unsere heart!
05:59Sie lebt!
06:01It's your joy!
06:09Best fuse!
06:10Your fault suffered!
06:18And in particular...
06:36In half sin!
06:41Who will live in Germany?
06:45Then grab all their guns!
06:50Barron!
07:05Do you hear anything in there?
07:14Do you like it?
07:17Do you like it?
07:19That would be a bit of a gun!
07:22A bit of a gun!
07:25So...
07:27Do you like that?
07:29Do you like that?
07:31On the other hand...
07:34God...
07:36A bit of a gun...
07:37Nobody move!
07:47Oh, what's going on? I'm just here for an operation.
07:52Oh, there you are, Doctor. I'm ready when you are.
07:56Is this going to hurt, Doctor?
07:59There's something fishy going on here.
08:02I think they might be Nazi zombies.
08:05We'll see if you're a real doctor.
08:07Give her an abortion. Do it!
08:10Oh, goodness!
08:14Christmas time is once a year.
08:18Every critter holds it dear.
08:21Ow, my balls!
08:24My balls! My malls!
08:26My favorite shopping malls. I'll close at five, Doctor.
08:29Can we please get this over with quickly?
08:34Oh, that's cold. That's cold.
08:36This is about as wide as I can care, Doctor.
08:39Okay, okay, do it. I'm ready.
08:41When we hear about how Christmas only comes once a year.
08:47Oh, God, it's snagged.
08:57Get it off! Get it off!
09:01Oh, boy!
09:05He did it!
09:06All right, so he is a real doctor.
09:09What the hell?
09:10Oh, shit, clear the building!
09:12The area's been compromised!
09:14Get out now!
09:22Oh, you go ahead.
09:23Might be a while before I can walk very well.
09:31What the hell is that?
09:32This German, think good!
09:41Nathers, where did you find the alien goo?
09:44Broken vials were in the trash can, sir.
09:47What could have come into contact with it
09:49in the trash can of an abortion clinic?
09:52Oh, mad cat.
09:53I want to live!
09:55I'm here for you, buddy.
10:07God damn it.
10:11Look at that little fella.
10:13Are those little babies sucking blood?
10:15Yikes!
10:16Yikes!
10:16Oh, boy!
10:26Begues!
10:38Take it!
10:41Take it!
10:42Take it!
10:43Take it!
10:43Take it!
10:46I want you to live!
10:55By the hammer of butters!
10:59I just...
11:00We'll see if it works!
11:07Hey, I blocked it!
11:08No, I'm going to live!
11:13Take it!
11:16Take it!
11:22You'll get out your pet shot,
11:23and that's all Jesus has to be.
11:26Whoa, what's up with those weird babies?
11:27Oh
11:57We should get this guy to a doctor before it's too late!
12:07Maybe you should see a doctor!
12:27I don't know what to do!
12:57I don't know what to do.
13:27They're everywhere! What are they?
13:47They're killing us!
13:54Geez, big holocaust out there!
14:01The babies are eating my brains!
14:16Well, I'll take a bullet for you, Commander Douchebag! I guess they wouldn't stop all the other bullets though, huh?
14:24I'll take a bullet for you, Commander Douchebag!
14:31Wait, there's no way to go, Commander Douchebag!
14:34Wait, there's no way to go, Commander Douchebag!
14:39I'll take a bullet for you, Commander Douchebag!
14:42Ah!
15:12Oh
15:42Let's go.
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39:11Yes.
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