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00:00I wish CityWalk would bring back their Mongolian menu.
00:05Oh, I'm gonna fuck you up!
00:14Uh, are you gonna rape us?
00:31Sorry about this.
00:34Ah!
00:41Ah!
00:42Whoa!
00:50Ah!
00:58Buy the Hammer of Butters!
00:59Ah!
01:02No, no!
01:03Uh, no, no!
01:04Well, gee whiz!
01:05I hope I level up!
01:18How's it feel to tell you not be able to see any character from that movie?
01:21Cheese!
01:23Yeah, cheese!
01:29No, no, no!
01:30No, no, no!
01:36Tip!
01:37Well, soldiers, report in for duty, Grand Wizard!
01:52Nice work, douchebag!
01:53Now all my men are here and ready to fight for the...
01:55Wait a minute.
01:56Where's Feldspar?
01:57Where's my level 12 thief?
01:59Uh, hey, yeah, where's Greg?
02:01He's in detention.
02:02What?
02:03He flipped off the principal, so he's in detention again!
02:05Oh my god.
02:07If they've locked away our thief in detention, we have no hope of getting back to Stick of Truth.
02:11We have to break him out!
02:12Ah!
02:13No way, man!
02:14Last time we broke Craig out of detention, we all got in trouble!
02:16Getting into trouble is a risk that Douchebag is willing to take!
02:19You have to break out our thief, douchebag.
02:21But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared.
02:23I'm going to teach you how to use magic.
02:25Meet me at the training barracks.
02:26It's time for you to learn...
02:28...Dragonshot.
02:33Welcome to our base!
02:35All are welcome here, even those of chronic medical...
02:37At first I didn't want to join the KKK at all...
02:38You talk!
02:39...but the Grand Wizard needs to...
02:40Fight well, douchebag.
02:42But to truly succeed in combat, you must learn to harness the power...
02:45...of your fight.
02:47Farting on an opponent at precisely the right time is key to battle.
02:50I shall show you how it's done, but first...
02:52...you must take the gentleman's oath.
02:54You must promise to never, ever...
02:56...fart on anyone's balls.
02:58Okay?
02:59Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's balls is not cool.
03:02Do you understand?
03:04Alright, then let's begin your training.
03:06To conjure Dragon Shouts, you must first clear your mind and take in a deep breath...
03:10...through your butthole.
03:11Like so.
03:13Then, let him rumble inside you, and...
03:15...Dragonshot!
03:17I'll show you one more time.
03:20Suck it in.
03:21Let it rumble.
03:22Dragon Shouts!
03:24Now you.
03:25Ready?
03:26Dragon Shouts!
03:29Find the frequency!
03:31Hold!
03:32Hold!
03:36My god, that was... incredible.
03:38A man could live a hundred years and never again witness a spell so...
03:41...boisterous.
03:42Could it be that the prophecies are true?
03:44Could it be that the Dragonborn has come at last?
03:46...in our hour of need?
03:48Now let us try your skill on a real opponent.
03:50Hey!
03:51Hey, Princess Kenny!
03:53Can you come here, a sec?
03:54Shh!
03:55Time to time.
03:56Okay.
03:57Just real quick, Princess Kenny.
03:58Sir Douchebag wants to show you something.
03:59Alright, you two.
04:00Spar!
04:01Sir Douchebag, show Princess Kenny the magical powers I have taught you!
04:04...
04:14Ha!
04:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:16That was fucking hilarious!
04:18Dude, that was fuckin' awesom!
04:20Ugh, okay good job Sir Douchebag!
04:22That was sweet!
04:23Thanks, Princess Kenny!
04:24Kenny, that's all for now.
04:25Goku is home.
04:26Okay, okay, but, dude, seriously, remember, don't ever do that on someone's balls, okay? Seriously.
04:32You have mastered Dragon Shouts. From now on, it will be easier for you.
04:35Kenny will assist you on your quest, Ushbag. I'm counting on you. Then Craig back here alive.
04:55Can't talk! Need to practice!
05:05At first, I didn't want to join the KKK at all, but the Grand Wizard made some really good points.
05:35I'm going to run for a second.
05:36I'm going to play for a second.
05:37That's kinda neat.
05:38I've got no combination of the KKK.
05:39I've got plenty to do with that one.
05:41Thanks, thanks.
05:44I'll love you.
05:45I'm about to work.
05:47I'm about to work.
05:49I'm about to work.
05:51I'm about to work.
05:52I'm about to work.
05:55I'm going to play with this game, you're about to work.
05:57I'm about to create a new world in the world of protectors.
06:01Ten, two, eight.
06:17Tee hee hee hee.
06:21You found me!
06:23Tee hee hee, next time finding me won't be so easy.
06:26Oh, you want?
06:56We've been getting reports of a bunny rabbit running around people's yards.
07:02I'm going to check it out.
07:08Do not despair, for many find Jesus only to lose him later.
07:12But the soul that does not abandon its search will surely be rewarded with his company.
07:17Remember that.
07:20Find Christ, my son, and you shall be greatly rewarded.
07:26Who is this?
07:29Be a kid if you know what's good for you.
07:39Surrender, or bad stuff will happen.
07:42You should be dead.
08:00Feel my righteous fury!
08:26Boy, that's NATO up!
08:36You like beating up on girls?
08:41Oh, I hope they didn't break it.
08:57Phew!
08:58Hey, thanks.
08:58I owe you one, kid.
08:59That was so amazing!
09:04What you did for me, I won't forget it.
09:11We've been getting reports of a bunny rabbit running around people's yards.
09:23Elves attack!
09:23A-meh!
09:25A-meh!
09:33A-meh!
09:36Tee-hee-hee-hee!
09:42A-meh!
09:44A-meh!
09:45A-meh!
09:46Well done, my son. I hope you didn't peek.
09:58Remember, I will always be at the side of those who have found me.
10:03You can call me once per day with this, but I can't help against bosses.
10:07They're scary. Come find me again for another.
10:16Come find me again.
10:46Come find me again.
10:48Come find me again.
10:50Come find me again.
10:52Come find me again.
10:54What are you looking at, pussy?
11:12We will kill them with compassion!
11:22Feel my righteous fury!
11:24Ah!
11:28Feel my righteous fury!
11:38Let's go!
11:46Let's go!
11:50My winning term is no shock.
11:56Yeah!
12:03Ah!
12:07Ah!
12:13Ah!
12:15Oh
12:45Whoopee!
13:15You
13:45Oh
13:53Please what goth kid walk there's this cool old dude who sells clothes. We don't hang with conformists go get the stuff to look like we do
14:15You
14:26Craig Craig this is detention okay? Stop looking at your watch because you're here for three hours, buddy, okay?
14:34Whatever I don't think your friends are gonna come bust you out this time Craig
14:39My name is felt bar, and I'm a level six thief and the humans will soon rescue me from this power
14:43No, your name is fucking Craig Tucker and you're in detention now start doing your homework
14:47Okay, I've got all the doors sealed and I've got hallway monitors working overtime. Nobody's gonna save your ass today Craig okay?
14:55I
15:11Excuse me, but school is out and those students allowed on the premises until tomorrow at 7 30 a.m
15:20You are in reach of school on must be punished
15:25I
15:29Don't like being pushed around
15:40Leave us alone
15:45That's what you get for being mean to people
15:49Officer down officer down send back up
15:52I
15:54Repeat officer down all hallway monitors to the right hallway
15:58Damn it here they come. They're gonna get you Craig. You're not getting out of detention. I'll be out of here in ten minutes
16:05Careful doosh fag this dungeon holds many secrets for centuries these halls went unmonitored
16:10But then the evil overlord Mackey rose an army of gingers to protect his precious after-school detention
16:14Now these minions lurk the halls terrorizing and suspending the innocent
16:17The intruder alert! Initiate security protocol! Shit more of it! See if there's a way to take them all out at once
16:29aterial monster
16:34oh
16:36Hehehe, you missed!
16:38Remember what the wizard taught! Use your magic
16:40Use your magic!
17:10Use your magic!
17:41Maybe you should see a doctor!
17:44You're just making it harder on yourself!
17:54Counselor Bakky has issued a warrant for your actions!
17:56Yeah, you fucked him up!
18:10You're not gonna get through this door!
18:28You good?
18:29You might as well give up because I've hidden the key somewhere and you'll never find it in my office!
18:35There's another way they'll show this bastard!
18:40He said, Ma, we can't get in without the silver key!
18:52Papers, please!
19:00Aw, Shooks, when are we gonna catch a break?
19:07Help!
19:10They're gonna need you alive at detention!
19:19They're going to eat you alive at detention.
19:49Legend says there's a sixth-grader hall monitor who has a zillion freckles and a clipboard
19:59made of human bone.
20:00They say he has a freckle for each kid he's suspended.
20:05The protector of the brass key will never surrender!
20:31Oh, no!
20:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
20:57Oh wow, boobies, must have, must touch, boobies.
21:12Oof!
21:42You can take the brass key from my cold, dead hands.
21:57You can take the brass key from my cold, dead hands.
22:06School is closed.
22:12I'm taking you to detention.
22:17I'm taking you to detention.
22:47And.
22:49I'm taking you to detention.
22:50There, there.
22:52I'm taking you to detention.
22:54I'm taking you to detention.
23:06Standing down.
23:07...
23:13...
23:22...
23:25...
23:27...
23:34...
23:36...
23:37More officers down! We're taking heavy casualties out here!
24:01Dammit, you hallway monitors need to stop playing around!
24:04He's got the brass key! He's some kind of dragonborn!
24:06Now look, this is detention time! Not time to play Dungeons and Dragons!
24:11And besides, he's never gonna get inside here because to open the door you need the gold key
24:15and the only way to get the gold key is by getting the silver key.
24:17Okay, which even if he has the brass key, he still hasn't made it past the boss level.
24:22Okay?
24:23Woo-hoo-hoo!
24:36No!
24:37No!
24:39I didn't see him!
24:40I didn't see him!
24:41I didn't see him!
24:43That was a true crime and we were going with him!
24:43Just look at him!
24:45Ah!
24:46See you!
24:47Yes!
24:48Yes!
24:49No!
24:49All right!
24:50Yes!
24:51No!
24:52What?
24:53No!
24:53No!
24:55No!
24:56No!
24:57No!
24:58No!
24:58No!
24:59No!
25:01He's here! Guard the key!
25:17Forget the key! Protect the front lines!
25:22I'm taking fire!
25:27You'll never escape the longer of hell for Maggie's justice!
25:31Do you see your pants?
25:38Dude, you shit your pants!
25:39Wahahahaha!
25:44Woohoo!
26:01What? That just be silly!
26:31That kid looks hurt pretty bad!
26:42What? That just be silly! Don't be afraid to ask for help from your friends!
26:46What? That just be silly! Your word is the command, my lord!
26:51Yes, sir!
26:54There's a buddy!
26:55Thanks! I thought I was a godder! There were too many of them! They were too strong! Their hair too red!
27:00Maybe you can take the silver key and find the gold key! You can succeed where I have failed! Free Mackie's prisoners!
27:23I sure hope the gold key is in there, or else the quest for the silver key has been all for nothing!
27:30Be careful, juice bag! This is Mackie's lair! One wrong step and we could end up in detention!
27:37The gold key! No human has ever laid hands on it before! Let's hope it holds the power to unlock the cafeteria door!
28:07That's far enough, intruder! Where's your hall pass?
28:14No hall pass? Then it's time to write you a referral!
28:16Oh yeah! That's the boss! Good luck fighting the boss, okay? You still think this is a game, young man?
28:22Deadly 4th is authorized!
28:29I see we're all in a still me!
28:32You still think we're all in a still me!
28:34You still think this is a game, young man?
28:35You still think this is a game, young man?
28:41Deadly 4th is authorized!
28:43Deadly 5th is advised!
28:44Deadly 5th is randomized!
28:46Deadly 4th is Sterling in mental health!
28:53Hell no!
28:58Deadly
29:11Feel my righteous fury!
29:30Use your power on him! Hurry!
29:41Let's see what you've got!
29:49You're a bad seed!
30:03Make my day, kiddie!
30:11Time you learned your lesson!
30:22No, no, no, no, no!
30:24I know he passed his spell! We gotta stop him next time!
30:35Time to merit!
30:41That's it! I'm notifying your parents!
30:51Use your power on him! Hurry!
31:11How dare you!
31:21How's the Mackie shall hear of this?
31:30Try about this!
31:31I wasn't worthy of the sight!
31:33Whoopi!
31:34I wasn't worthy of the sight!
31:35Whoopi!
31:36Emptains!
31:41Uhhh!
31:45Dude, what do you want?
31:46Do you want me?
31:49What is happening?
31:49I don't think I've got these.
31:51I love him.
31:54What do you want?
31:54What do you want?
31:55I love him.
31:57I love you!
31:59It scuffles!
32:00I have no normative trying!
32:01I don't know.
32:31I don't know.
33:01Thanks for busting me out, kid.
33:06Who are you?
33:08What's your name?
33:11Oh well, I'm heading to Koopa Keep.
33:13See you there, I guess.
33:15Where's your piece, human dog?
33:31What's your name now?
33:45Gentlemen, thanks to the new kid, our entire army is assembled.
33:52It is my belief that the new kid deserves to rank up in level.
33:56To honor his efforts, he will no longer be called douchebag.
34:00New kid, I hereby dub thee Sir Douchebag.
34:03Congratulations.
34:09But now it is time for us to take back that which is rightfully ours.
34:12A carrier raven has come with news that the Stick of Truth has not yet been taken to the Elven Forest.
34:17It is in the possession of the Bard.
34:22Huh? The Bard?
34:23Oh god, not the Bard!
34:25The Bard is a level 10 Drow Elf who can use magic to enchant and destroy his enemies.
34:30Are you ready to continue your training?
34:32Then make haste to the training grounds.
34:36I'm going to teach you how to use a ranged magic attack.
34:39It's not easy.
34:40But being able to cup a spell from a distance can save you in battle.
34:43Allow me to demonstrate.
34:46Yeah!
34:48Let me show you one more time. Watch closely, please.
34:52Yeah!
34:54You see how it works? Now you try.
34:56Way back from where you're standing.
34:58Cup the magic, throw down your opponent.
35:11Yes, yes!
35:13But now let us see how you fare against a real opponent.
35:15Hey, hey, Malkinson! Malkinson, could you come help us with something?
35:19Shh, don't have to test this machine.
35:21Yes?
35:22Hey, Scott, could you spar with Douchebag real quick? He's going to try a new move.
35:26I'm good!
35:27Now, Douchebag, cup us down!
35:29Dude, that was sweet! You threw that shit right in Scott's face!
35:46All right, Scott, go back to your post. Thank you.
35:48Use it wisely in battle, Douchebag. And never want a man's powers.
35:57If the Carrier Ravens are correct, the Bard is hiding out at the inn of the Giggling Donkey.
36:02We must find him before he's able to take the stick back to the Elven Forest.
36:05Let us find the Bard and bring him to justice!
36:07Make haste to the Giggling Donkey!
36:09Let us find the Bard and the Bard and the Bard and the Bard and the Bard.
36:39We must find him power-ups inほ...
37:39Since the end of the giggling donkey, I'm staying back here to guide the base.
37:45Got some pretty good word here.
37:53All yours.
37:54Hey, nice turkey.
38:16Good job.
39:21Missed-
39:23Missed-
39:25Missed-
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