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00:00what's this it's a recording there's data on here did they say anything what kind of taco
00:11bell is it going to be when are they going to be finished building it all right we're going to
00:17have to completely obliterate everything in a three-block radius what just underground to
00:23blow up the area and bury it all then make a fake story about an earthquake
00:27they're gonna just blow up three blocks sons of bitches you sons of bitches what gives them the
00:36ride i knew there was more to this it's not a simple taco bell we're dealing with it's the most
00:43massive taco bell ever built you see ever since the whole doritos locos tacos thing taco bell thinks
00:50they can do whatever they want well not here not in our town you've done well new kid we're not
00:57going to let taco bell win i'll take that picture you wanted now of you with the pta
01:01nice i'll send it to you
01:06if you're ever traveling photo dojo has a great deal on passport photos
01:33whoa he did it nice yeah but he's still not goth he'll have to pass the final test you may look goth
02:03but can you dance goth frodo but can you dance goth
02:11less enthusiasm holy fucking bullshit
02:15that's not how you drink coffee you call that smoking i'm feeling the rage i like what you did with your coffee
02:25what do you think he's pretty goth he's pretty goth right yeah that was pretty good i felt this pain
02:38all right new kid you've officially proven yourself yeah just tell us where you need us and we'll be there
02:44and we'll be there
02:51isn't it great to finally know how much everything sucks i'll show you how to make yourself a
02:55we're gonna go to the graveyard later and dwell on our own mortality if you want to come
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05:57Simply call them here and your dedication to Koopa Keep will be complete.
06:14Everyone, gather round!
06:15While the rest of you have been picking your respective arses,
06:18Sir Douchebag has gone out and brought help to our kingdom.
06:21Sir Douchebag, it is time to finally give you a title worthy of your deeds.
06:24By the power of Mandeloth, third born of the Red God, and by the glory of Crest,
06:29I hereby anoint thee Commander Douchebag, with all the rights and privileges accompanied therein.
06:38Eric! Eric!
06:40We know where the elves are hiding their stick.
06:42What? Really?
06:43We just intercepted their messages on Twitter.
06:45You mean you shot down their message, Raven?
06:47Right, we shot down their raven.
06:49And the evil elf king is hiding a stick inside his desk at school.
06:53Of course.
06:54Kyle hid it in his desk!
06:56Citizens of Koopa Keep, we know where the elves are hiding the stick.
06:59I told you they were cheating.
07:00Now we shall march on the skew and make the hallways drip with elven blood!
07:04Huzzah!
07:04Defenders of freedom, I thank you for your courage and your audacities in joining our fight!
07:33Tonight!
07:33Tonight!
07:34We are no longer the humans or the goths!
07:37Tonight!
07:38We unite as one!
07:40I feel like such a homo sapien right now.
07:42The humans are here!
07:44Oh, they blew their horn!
07:47Blow ours, Butters!
07:50Guys, Blake left!
07:51Goth kids, prepare to attack from behind!
07:57They've barricaded the entrance!
07:59The elves are up to their old two tricks again!
08:01Find another way in!
08:01Take out the barricade from behind!
08:03Aw, I hurt my fucking ankle!
08:26Man, it hurts like shit!
08:28Your word is the command, my lord.
08:40Yes, sir.
08:44Buddy.
08:45Hey, I'm healed. Except for on the inside.
08:51We locked it so nobody else could get in. Here.
08:57New kid, if you're in the building, you're fighting for a tyrant.
09:01But I know there's good in you.
09:03Stop fighting for your evil lord.
09:05Free yourself from his control.
09:19Haha, yeah, you're funny.
09:27Don't go in there.
09:30Cheated.
09:37Don't go in there.
09:38Don't go in there.
09:40OOF
09:41Tits
09:45On no raising fire.
09:48The hell is a scoundrel.
09:51This was the end of the building.
09:58You got this scoundrel.
10:00You got this scoundrel.
10:01You got this scoundrel.
10:02That was scoundrel.
10:03That was scoundrel.
10:04That was scoundrel.
10:06When I close my eyes, I see fuck this shit, I don't face it!
10:24You're going down!
10:36Prepare to die, you kid!
10:54Oh, yeah, you fried that motherfucker!
10:57Dump prisoner!
11:02Shit!
11:06Oh, shit!
11:12You are fucking dead!
11:15Ha!
11:18Oh, fuck me!
11:20Drow barricades are invincible, and invisible!
11:23Doot!
11:24You hit!
11:28Thank for mercy!
11:37You're not getting past me!
11:45End of the line, fucker!
11:55Give up! We've mortified this shit!
11:58Magic user, take cover!
12:00End of the line, fucker!
12:03End of the line, fucker!
12:11That's hot lava, you're dying right now!
12:13Hmm...
12:15You're the greatest natural spell cover I've ever seen!
12:17Me!
12:18Hehehehehehe
12:30Ha!
12:42Uh, are you gonna rape us?
12:48Man, I could be watching TV right now.
12:56Ow! Gee!
13:11Who was that for?
13:18Ah!
13:30You'll pay for that!
13:36You should be named!
13:39Ah!
13:44Ah!
13:58Ah!
13:59Ah!
14:06Taste mad justice!
14:08Bleh!
14:11Hehehehe
14:14Grrrr!
14:16Grrrr!
14:18Grrrr!
14:20Grrrr!
14:22Grrrr!
14:23Grrrr!
14:24Grrrr!
14:25Grrrr!
14:26Grrrr!
14:30By the hammer of bitters!
14:33Oh!
14:34I'm sorry!
14:36We usually win!
14:38Grrrr!
14:40Grrrr!
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15:17Grrrr!
15:18Grrrr!
15:19Grrrr!
15:20Grrrr!
15:21No magic with the fan running!
15:22You'll kill us!
15:23Kill us!
15:33Now magic will work!
15:37Ah! Motherfucker!
15:43Maybe you want to be free!
15:54Surrender! Or bad stuff will happen!
16:12Hey, I blocked it!
16:23Ugh!
16:27That's not mad!
16:28That's not mad!
16:29Aaaaah!
16:30Surrender and I will shu-
16:31Aaaaah!
16:32Surrender and I will shu-
16:33Aaaaaah!
16:34Surrender and I will shu-
16:37Surrender and I will shu-
16:58Let's see how you like dealing with me!
17:02You're good at it, Adrian! You get it!
17:23These are the times of your surrender!
17:251. You will be the eldest personal slave for...
17:28A month!
17:29One month!
17:30Two! You agree that the elves are masters of this stick for all time!
17:34Three! You have-
17:35Hey, hand me the mic for a second!
17:39Three! The so-called Grand Wizard has to jump up and down continuously for three straight days!
17:44If he stops early, he has to start over!
17:46Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
17:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
17:52That's hot lava, you're dying right now.
18:15Shit, the door to the lobby is blocked.
18:22Prepare to eat shit.
18:52By the hammer of bettush!
18:56That was the most perfect throw I've ever seen.
19:01Hey, I'm lucky!
19:02I hope they're just sleeping.
19:17Stay back, you guys!
19:45Something is seriously wrong with the hallway monitors!
19:48Help, please.
19:49That's Gary Nielsen!
19:50Don't touch him, he's ginger!
19:51We came to school the morning after the earthquake to report for duty.
19:55We didn't know school had been cancelled.
19:58We heard a sound from down here.
20:00Found this cream goo, it was everywhere.
20:02It changed the other hallway monitors.
20:06Served you right for being a patsy-ass hallway monitor in the first place.
20:08Something in the goo.
20:10Somehow that green goo makes ginger hallway monitors even lamber!
20:26Being fired!
20:27Going back!
20:50Going back!
20:52I did Investor!
20:53hern?
20:53BEEP!
20:54I knew that I was so sick of helping people.
20:55shut your days
21:20your school
21:25I don't know how to do this.
21:27I'm not going to die.
21:29I'm not going to die.
21:31I'm not going to die.
21:33I'm not going to die.
21:35I'm not going to die.
21:54I'm not going to die.
21:59I'm not going to die.
22:02In-Halt-Syn!
22:16In Stolzer Freude!
22:19In Stolzer Freude!
22:31That was close!
22:33They got me!
22:43Big Head!
22:49In Stolzer Freude!
22:53Stolzer Ergebenheit!
23:02In Stolzer Freude!
23:05All-
23:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
23:08Nichts!
23:12All-
23:13Nene!
23:15Durch eure Schule!
23:19In-Halt-Syn!
23:24In-Halt-Syn!
23:28Stolzer Ergebenheit!
23:38In Stolzer Freude!
23:41Nichts!
23:42In-Halt-Syn!
23:43In-Halt-Syn!
23:44In-Halt-Syn!
23:45In-Halt-Syn!
23:46In-Halt-Syn!
23:47In-Halt-Syn!
23:48In-Halt-Syn!
23:49In-Halt-Syn!
23:50In-Halt-Syn!
23:51In-Halt-Syn!
23:52In-Halt-Syn!
23:53In-Halt-Syn!
23:54In-Halt-Syn!
23:55In-Halt-Syn!
23:56In-Halt-Syn!
23:57In-Halt-Syn!
23:58In-Halt-Syn!
23:59In-Halt-Syn!
24:00In-Halt-Syn!
24:01In-Halt-Syn!
24:02In-Halt-Syn!
24:03In-Halt-Syn!
24:04You
24:34Let's see how you like feeling with me!
24:51First strike trippin', son!
25:05Just your school!
25:16Take that!
25:18In stolzer Freude!
25:20All...
25:22That wasn't so bad.
25:23...will heute Deutschland
25:26stolzer Ergebenheit
25:28Nicht!
25:32Just your school!
25:34Stolzer Ergebenheit
25:39Stolzer Ergebenheit
25:48In stolzer Freude!
25:52Keep trying!
25:55Please beben!
26:01I think I can tell you about a bitch!
26:05Dude, what happened to these kids?
26:06It's probably just a lost German exchange student!
26:07It's probably just a lost German exchange student.
26:37It's all sin!
27:00Somebody's baking brownies.
27:09Wow, look at all these green goo.
27:21What the hell is this?
27:25In half sin!
27:32What the hell is this?
27:41What the hell is this?
27:47What the hell is this?
27:52What the hell is this?
27:59What the hell is this?
28:04What the hell is this?
28:13What the hell is this?
28:18What the hell is this?
28:25Halt!
28:29We are in Germany!
28:37With great pride!
28:41Eat mercy!
28:44Please leave us!
28:46Whoopee!
28:50Help!
28:55That stuff looks like boogers!
29:01That stuff looks like boogers!
29:25I'm gonna get a lot of them together!
29:40TalibxS
29:42Er...
29:44To Hell
29:46Nukid! You don't want to be on the wrong side of this when Wizard's Badass Army falls!
30:05Think about what you're doing!
30:09You'll pay for this!
30:16We're breached! Battle stations!
30:34Hey, douchebag! Let's see how you like some flaming dogs today!
30:36Look out!
30:43Try not to say anything! They might hear you!
30:46There he is!
30:50I got plenty of dog shit, douchebag!
30:56I'm zeroed in!
31:00Damn it, Stan, you dirty elf!
31:02Fire in the hole!
31:03Something 켜!
31:04That's a ghost!
31:04Look out!
31:05Oh, man!
31:06I'm so sorry!
31:08Toff poops!
31:09There's a ghost!
31:16I didn't know you were out of the way!
31:16I'm not just trying!
31:17But I'm so sorry!
31:19I don't know!
31:20I hope you do!
31:21Let's go!
31:21Toff poops!
31:21And to say something!
31:22I've been so surprised!
31:22You're right!
31:23You're right!
31:24You're right!
31:26You're right!
31:26I've been so scared!
31:27You're right!
31:27He's my dog!
31:28I'm so scared!
31:28Suck, stay in target!
31:54I never miss twice.
32:02Son of a...
32:04Dammit, skin, you dirty elf!
32:13You're dead.
32:20I'm gonna mess you up, dude.
32:24Hurry up!
32:37Let's see how you like feeling with me!
32:57Ahaha!
32:58Ahaha!
32:59Ah!
33:00Ah!
33:01Ah!
33:06Ah!
33:10Ah!
33:10Ah!
33:16Ah!
33:19Asshole!
33:22Ah!
33:24Suck on this!
33:43That's it, pal!
33:44Yeah, that's it, little buddy.
33:56Taste bad justice!
34:14I have to go to the bathroom.
34:38Quick!
34:45That sucks!
34:55I'm good!
34:58Ow!
34:59Ow!
35:09Ah!
35:14Ah!
35:15Ah!
35:17Ah!
35:39Agile's mighty!
35:40Oh
36:10We usually win.
36:28This isn't over.
36:34I hate!
36:35Good work. Douchebag, man the catapult and let our guys in the front door.
36:37Everyone fall in.
36:40Let's go.
36:44Yee-boo!
36:51Douchebag, seriously, get your ass on the catapult.
37:02Jesus, you smell.
37:04Yeah!
37:08Use your magic to open the front door.
37:10Gee, where's Whistle Witches?
37:12Heh, heh, heh, heh.
37:14Gee, where's Whistle Witches?
37:16Heh, heh, heh, heh.
37:22That's it! Hurry, open the door before they know what's happened!
37:26Push forward! I must save my strength for the final battle!
37:28Please kill me a bunch!
37:30This ends here, new kid!
37:32This ends here, new kid!
37:34This ends here, new kid!
37:36This ends here, new kid!
37:38This ends here, new kid!
37:40Let's see you handle both of us!
37:42Let's see you handle both of us!
37:44This ends here, new kid!
37:46This ends here, new kid!
37:48This ends here, new kid.
38:08Let's see you handle both of us.
38:12Got him!
38:18Yikes!
38:20You can't do the Justice League for this one.
38:24You'll be right back.
38:26I'm not gonna be right back.
38:27I guess I didn't have a fight against you.
38:29You'll be right back.
38:32You didn't have a fight against you, man.
38:34Not yet.
38:36I don't know why I didn't do anything.
38:39What about the Justice League before you start a fight?
38:43What's wrong with you?
38:45Oh no, no, no, no!
39:15No, no, no, no, no!
39:45Who's going to take a shot?
39:47No, I don't know.
39:48I'll take you out.
39:50What can I do?
39:54I don't know.
39:59I don't know.
40:06I don't know.
40:08I'm gonna take a shot.
40:10I just have to see this.
40:12Yeah, that's it, little buddy.
40:30Buy the hammer, a bitters!
40:33Ow!
40:34I'm sorry.
40:39Ha!
40:42Ha!
41:05Take that!
41:06Goddammit!
41:10Catch!
41:12Ow!
41:13Fuck!
41:22Hey!
41:26Ah!
41:29Fire!
41:30Ah!
41:43There you go, Cap.
41:49Buy the hammer, a bitters!
41:51Ah!
41:53I just...
41:54Who's seeing if it works?
41:58Rocker!
41:59Rocker!
42:02Another victory for the good games!
42:05So much for the legendary Stan Marshwalker!
42:06So much for the legendary Stan Marshwalker!
42:14Burn!
42:16Burn!
42:17Burn!
42:19Burn!
42:21Burn!
42:23Burn!
42:25Burn!
42:26Burn!
42:28Burn!
42:29Oh god!
42:38We gotta help him, you kid!
42:39Hang on, Tweak!
42:40Oh god! Oh Jesus!
42:49Koopa Kid!
42:50Goddammit.
42:50Oh!
42:51Oh!
42:51Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:52Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:53Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:54Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:55Oh!
42:56Oh!
42:56Oh!
42:57Oh!
42:57Oh!
42:58Oh!
42:58Oh!
42:59Oh!
42:59Oh!
43:10Last chance, Tweakid!
43:12He's nothing without you!
43:14Walk away from this!
43:18Oh god!
43:19Oh Jesus!
43:22Oh god!
43:24Seriously, douchebag, you're breaking my balls here!
43:37This is it! You have the honor of leading the final assault, Commander!
44:07Back away from the deaths, Jew King!
44:17The stick doesn't belong with a fat, racist liar!
44:20Alright, Cal, you fucking asked for it. Go ahead and kick his ass, douchebag!
44:23New Kid, Cartman is using you, can't you see it? He's a manipulator!
44:26You're just jealous because the New Kid picked me as a friend over you, Cal!
44:29You've got one last chance, New Kid. Turn around and fight Cartman instead. Do the right thing.
44:35Don't let him Jew wash your brain, New Kid.
44:37Attack him! Now!
44:38Make him shut up!
44:40It's not me you should be fighting, it's him! So pick a side!
44:43Kick his ass, douchebag!
44:46I can't believe this is even a choice.
44:53You're too good a person to be working for Cartman.
44:56Don't listen to them, douchebag. No, you aren't.
45:00Fine! You're gonna be sorry, New Kid!
45:07One, two, three.
45:09Don't you know who you're dealing with?
45:22Kick the baby!
45:23Don't take the guard down, baby!
45:26Yay!
45:27Don't take the guard down, baby!
45:28Yay!
45:30What?
45:32Some bitch!
45:43Oh my God!
45:44En 2018
45:46I see nothing else with this.
45:49I'm him!
45:52You're staying planted!
45:531, 2, 3, 2, 1...
45:57You're staying planted!
46:02Hoo-yah!
46:23Are you tired?
46:53I summon the wind!
47:20The evil Jew elf has been defeated!
47:22Great job, new kid!
47:23Got kids!
47:24Take the stick from inside his desk!
47:27Victory is ours!
47:28Hey, wait a minute.
47:29Our desks don't have insides.
47:31What?
47:32Desks at this school just have table tops.
47:34No, but Twitter said...
47:35Look over here!
47:36This desk has writing on it!
47:38Check my locker.
47:40Whose desk is that?
47:41That's...
47:42That's Clyde's desk.
47:45Oh, no!
47:46It's more of that green stuff!
47:47With what I have found, I shall raise an army of the dead!
47:55Greetings, humans and drow elves of Zauron!
47:59Clyde!
48:00He took the stick!
48:01While you've all been busy fighting amongst yourselves, I have built a kingdom beyond your comprehension.
48:06I prayed for a way to destroy you all and the solution came crashing down from the heavens!
48:11Oh, no!
48:12It's more of that green stuff!
48:13With what I have found, I shall raise an army of the dead!
48:15I shall raise an entire army of darkness and kill the earth!
48:29Clyde, but why?
48:30I banished him to be lost in space and time and now he's a piss off.
48:34So you see, fools, I control the stick and the future of the earth!
48:37Clyde, do you want a sandwich?
48:38Not now, dad!
48:39I'm making a ruler of darkness video!
48:42a ruler of darkness video. Whoever controls the stick controls the universe. And my first
48:47deed is that I hereby denounce the human and the elf kingdoms and strip both kings of all
48:52their power. Motherfucker. Oh, hello, boys. Can we speak to Clyde, please? Oh, Clyde's
49:06out playing in the backyard with his little friends.
49:12Come and get it, losers. You can't do that, Clyde. You're lost in time and space.
49:25No, I'm not. Yeah, you are, asshole. Army of darkness, defend the fortress.
49:29Craig! Craig, you're on my side! You don't have authority anymore. The keeper of the stick
49:44said so. This can't be happening. Goddammit, I have fucking authority! Sorry, warriors and
49:50wizards. I'd love to invite you into my fortress of darkness, but I'm afraid you're too late.
49:55Too late? What do you mean we're too late? There you are, budders. Do you know what time
50:00it is, mister? It is way past your bedtime. Oh, shit. It's past our bedtime? Dude, I'm
50:04gonna get it! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Clyde, it's past your bedtime! Ha ha! Hey,
50:10ani, Dad! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
50:12Ha ha ha!
50:13Ha ha ha ha ha!
51:14There you are!
51:29We've been looking all over for you.
51:31You are grounded, mister.
51:33You march right on home and go to sleep.
51:35Now, I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
51:44I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
52:14I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
52:44I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
53:14I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
53:44I want you to go to bed and think about what you've done.
53:53To be continued...
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