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00:00To be continued...
00:30...the vial of secret gas that paralyzes gangsters just long enough to take them away to jail.
00:35The capture of the flugel gang means the end of the mysterious killings plaguing Cosmopolis City.
01:00Hand me a tissue from the glove compartment, will you, Rube?
01:03Bye!
01:04Bad boy, bad boy!
01:05Look what's in the glove compartment.
01:07A pair of gloves?
01:09Didn't you ever see gloves in a glove compartment?
01:11With hands in them?
01:13Another victim?
01:14The villain must still be at large.
01:16Quickly!
01:17On to our secret battle cycle!
01:19Obviously, the killings were not the work of the flugel gang, but the fligel gang.
01:27We'll swing down on the fiends and surprise them.
01:32Missed!
01:34Missed!
01:34Missed!
01:35Missed!
01:35Missed!
01:36Missed!
01:36Missed!
01:38Deathly!
01:39I clamber up the wall and place the loop over the post and pull it tight with a death jerk!
01:44Okay, you death jerk.
01:46Let's go into our routine.
01:48Let's go, pop the skyscraper, hoo-ha, wee.
01:55Wee-ha, hoo-hee-hee, ha-ho, time it is now.
02:01Uh-oh, look.
02:03The meanest dead-end kids in Cosmopolis.
02:07The Flegal Gang.
02:09Sha-boy-ha!
02:11Run!
02:13No!
02:15But bad boy, haven't you got some little old tiny vial of secret gas in your belt to stop her?
02:26Here's a secret gas that rids the body of offending odors.
02:30Wait, that's my deodorant.
02:32Aha!
02:33The secretest vial containing the secretest weapon of all!
02:37Tiny hairbrushes!
02:39Boy, if these weren't dead-end kids before, their ends will be dead now!
02:45And now we deathly swing away on our rope!
02:51Hey, look!
02:56Hold the phone!
02:57This is obviously the work of the same murderer of the other bodies.
03:00Quick!
03:05To the battle wagon!
03:07There's only one gang left in Cosmopolis that could have done this!
03:13The Flegal Gang!
03:15Once again, I deathly toss a rope!
03:18And here we go to the hideout of the Flegal Gang!
03:24Drop your weapons, you fiends!
03:29You... monsters?
03:31Yahoo!
03:32Whoa!
03:33Whoa!
03:34Whoa!
03:35Whoa!
03:36Whoa!
03:37Whoa!
03:38Whoa!
03:39Whoa!
03:40Whoa!
03:41Whoa!
03:42Whoa!
03:43Whoa!
03:44Whoa!
03:45Put away your vials, your weapons, your mechanical devices, bad boy!
03:48This situation calls for manly wrestling!
03:52Right!
03:53Flop on again!
03:58Take out your vials, your weapons, your mechanical devices, bad boy!
04:02This situation calls for dirty fighting!
04:05Right!
04:06Whelp!
04:07That takes care of the Flirtle Gang!
04:08There will be no more murders!
04:09Phew!
04:10What a day!
04:11Sometimes I wonder why you keep knocking yourself out with this bad boy stick!
04:28It'll pay, you know!
04:30Ruben!
04:31There are other things in life besides money.
04:34Like power!
04:37Now hang up my cape like a good fellow.
04:43Why I...
04:45Another body!
04:47But the Flirtle and Flirtle Gangs are all wiped out!
04:50Then the villain can only be one other person?
04:55Ah!
04:56My eye!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
05:03Yes, Ruben.
05:04The victim is dispatched in the same way.
05:07Two tiny holes in the victim's big toe.
05:10Two tiny holes punched by me!
05:14For you see, I am no for sluggin'er ordinary bat boy.
05:18I am a vampire bat boy!
05:30That was...
05:31Awesome sauce!
05:35Greetings!
05:36Batmite here!
05:37As an all-powerful being from the fifth dimension, I can look in on any version of Batman ever imagined!
05:43And believe me, there are some weird versions out there!
05:46Today, I'll be your guide as we visit different renditions of the Caped Crusader in a little collection of stories I like to call Batman Strangest Cases!
05:56Let's just get on with the show already!
06:16Batmite presents Batman Strangest Cases!
06:31Welcome again!
06:33To begin our little jaunt to the Batmultiverse, I suggest a stop in Japan.
06:38Hang on for an adventure in Batmanga!
06:41He lies and fights, Batman!
06:45Purity and virtue, Batman!
06:48Cowards draw away, Batman save the day!
06:52Also, boy wonder Robin!
06:56Batman and Robin, Caped Crusaders at night!
07:02Biff, howzap, Batman!
07:07In our last episode, Batman and Robin once again triumphed over their arch-enemy, Lord Deathman, after he returned from the grave.
07:21But this time, will their most cunning adversary stay buried?
07:26I'll bet this is the first time anyone has been buried twice in the same grave!
07:34In any case, it's over now.
07:36There is no way even he could escape from the grave again!
07:41What's going on?
07:42Why is it suddenly so dark, Robin?
07:45Robin?
07:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:48Ugh!
07:49At last!
07:51Lord Deathman!
07:52Batman, you fool!
07:55Do you really think that I, Lord Deathman, can be stopped so easily?
08:00What you caught was merely the shadow of death, which can slip your fingers at any time.
08:06I've come back from the grave to destroy you!
08:10Oh!
08:11Ghoul!
08:12Take that!
08:19Bruce, you had the nightmare again, didn't you?
08:22Yes, Dick.
08:23Another dream about Lord Deathman.
08:26They keep me up all night and make me tired all day.
08:29And here I thought coming to Mr. Star's party would be a nice diversion.
08:33I'd rather sleep.
08:35Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please.
08:38This afternoon, for your entertainment, you will see a man literally buried alive.
08:44Only to emerge from the ground an hour later, completely unharmed.
08:48What?
08:49Lower him!
08:52Now, cover him in dirt.
08:54Bruce, it's been 60 minutes!
09:03I know.
09:04He's certain to have run out of oxygen!
09:11He's dead!
09:12Wait, wait, wait.
09:13Don't rush to any conclusions.
09:15Look closer.
09:17He's grinning!
09:20He's alive!
09:23Ha-ha-ha!
09:24As you see, I live!
09:26It's a secret yoga method.
09:29Secret yoga method?
09:31That's right.
09:32Using the ancient Hindu art of slowed yoga breathing, one can appear to stop their breath and heartbeat.
09:39The appearance of death is quite convincing.
09:42That's it!
09:43Come on, Dick.
09:44We're leaving.
09:45Mr. Wayne, so soon?
09:48Lord Death Man was using the same secret yoga method.
09:55He made himself appear to be dead.
09:58Then his friends came and dug him up.
10:01He's gone!
10:03Always one step ahead.
10:06Hmm.
10:07Batman, I offer you this coffin as a gift.
10:10Lord Death Man.
10:12Batman and Robin!
10:18I see you've uncovered my secret.
10:21However, this will be the last time we will meet.
10:24Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
10:38Batman!
10:39Batman has taken a lead bullet straight to the underworld.
10:49Curse you, Lord Death Man!
10:52It's time for Batman's funeral.
10:55Bury him!
10:56Whoa!
10:57Oh!
11:03Aaaaah!
11:04Aahah!
11:05ré MEGA PEOPLE
11:08So...
11:09just playing, consumers.
11:10Aat cut!
11:11Uوah!
11:12AAAAAA!
11:13Take the wheel Robin speed up and drive in circles creating a centrifugal force
11:43That finishes the goons where's Lord death man
11:55He's taken to the skies now take care of you meddling fools myself
12:00It's a bomb
12:11Activating smoke screen
12:16Rats I can't see through all of this no power lines
12:31Lord death man has paid the price for his villainy
12:35Though I'm certain he parachuted away to safety. I'm sure we shall meet again
12:55Lord death man parachuted the safety right
12:58Who doesn't love English dubbing on Japanese animation now over the years Batman has worked side-by-side with the world's greatest detectives
13:08Sherlock Holmes
13:10elongated man and of course the most famous sleuth of modern times that brilliant brave crime-solving canine
13:20Scooby-Doo
13:22Like there he is scoob our favorite wacky songster weird al yankovic
13:32Another one writes the rough
13:37Scooby-Doo Batman and weird al it's the holy trinity of pop culture
13:43We have five tickets for mystery incorporated for real you actually want to go inside
13:48Why not Al's show is great the show yeah, but the theater well, it's your funeral. I
13:57Want to thank everybody for coming out tonight
14:01Both of you
14:02Do I have the right night small crowd for a sold-out show everyone else has been scared away by the footlight
14:10The gruesome ghost that haunts this old theater
14:20beware
14:22beware
14:30Like it's the footlight phantom
14:32Hey, there's no fog machine in this number get off the stage
14:41Like the phantom got weirdo
14:45And I've got the phantom let's see who he really is I'll bet it's that snarky ticket girl or like that creepy usher dude
14:53The Joker
14:55Aha
14:57Aha
14:58The Joker
14:59The Joker
15:00Aha
15:00The Joker
15:01Aha
15:02Ha
15:02Oh
15:03Hey
15:03Don't forget his perfidious partner the penguin
15:07You said your gooney ghost routine would scare away any interlopers
15:12And don't ruffle your feathers
15:14The��
15:14Ah
15:15You have a permanent solution for these meddling kids
15:20Aha
15:21Ha
15:22Oh, that was...
15:28For the set-up, we have the mutt, the kids and the sharks.
15:33And for the punchline, I add a huge pile of Scooby Snacks.
15:42Who wants a treat?
15:44Not me, good doggie.
15:47We'd love to watch you feed the fishies
15:52But we're on a scavenger hunt
15:55Ta-ta
15:56Don't do it, Scoob
16:02I can't help myself
16:07No
16:08And on, Scooby-Doo
16:12I don't believe it
16:15Like it's Batman and Robin
16:16Hey, kids
16:21We hope you're enjoying our adventure with Scooby-Doo
16:24But we'd like to take a moment to talk about what to do
16:27In case you get attacked by a shark
16:29That's right, Batman
16:30Shark attacks can be scary
16:31But you can defend yourself
16:33With a Bat Aquatic Menace Neutralizer
16:35Make sure it's on the proper setting
16:37If a shark grabs your cape, don't panic
16:42Any quality crime-fighting cape should be equipped with a quick-release collar
16:46Of course, my cape has been soaked in shark repellent
16:51For just such an occasion
16:52Remember these tips
16:55And you'll know what to do with a shark attacks
16:57We sure are lucky you happen by, cape crusaders
17:02We've been on Joker and Penguin's trail for a while
17:05They learned this old theater once belonged to the notorious gangster
17:09Vinnie Bulldog Benson
17:12Of course
17:13I read that Bulldog hit a fortune in the theater
17:16But died before he could recover it
17:18That's what they meant when they said they were going on a scavenger hunt
17:21Right
17:22The old place is scheduled to be torn down
17:24Joke
17:25You see this?
17:27Someone mis-painted Batman's neck
17:29I hate that
17:31Okra and Penguin are trying to scare everyone away so they can find the money first
17:36Well, I've got a plan to turn the tables on those two
17:40You do that, Fred
17:41Scoob and I will wait in the Batmobile
17:43We're in safe
17:44I think I know what Fred has in mind, Shaggy
17:47And you'll be safe if you do exactly as we say
17:51Like I was afraid he'd say that
17:53We've gone over every inch of this theater
17:57And there's still no sign of Bulldog's fortune
18:00Yes, it's enough to put a frown even on my jolly face
18:05Hey, who's fooling with the lies?
18:09It's me, you rat
18:11Bulldog Benson
18:13It's really him
18:15Or his g-g-g-ghost
18:18Throw down your weapons, you mugs
18:22Now, take it easy, Bulldog
18:25It was just a joke, see?
18:28Yeah, well I ain't laughing
18:31I want you's clowns out of here, like now
18:34Sure, Bulldog, sure
18:36Come on, before I knock that silly smile off your face
18:41My, my, Bulldog
18:44You've come all undone
18:47Yikes
18:48I come
18:50Trick or treat
18:52Freeze, you two
18:54Batman and Robin
18:57Exit stage left
18:59You know, back when this show was made, Batman couldn't even throw a punch
19:21Lucky for us
19:22Lucky for us, I possess near infinite reality warping magical powers
19:26Let the bat fight begin
19:28Get up, come on
19:32Gavin
19:33You're welcome
19:34Then you're welcome
19:34A better dinner
19:36With the win
19:37Oh
19:38Dude, we're counting things
19:40If I go
19:41Thread
19:42Maybe
19:45Now
19:54I'm playing
19:55Hey, guys, look what I found.
20:12We're now home.
20:16Joker's trap door slid me right into the theater's old elevator shaft.
20:20Luckily, there was all this cash at the bottom to break my fall.
20:23So the only question now is what to do with it.
20:26We can't return it to Bulldog Benson.
20:28Like we could split it up.
20:31Or I could use it to finance my lifelong dream, to turn the old music hall into the polka and
20:37novelty song hall of fame.
20:39Or we could, like, split it up.
20:42My good friend, millionaire Bruce Wayne, is a big polka fan.
20:46I'm reasonably sure he'd match your contribution, Al.
20:50That's wonderful, Batman.
20:52Done.
20:53Or, like, we could still split it up.
20:56We did it, gang.
20:57Let's celebrate with a polka!
20:59Classic!
21:03Of course, that's just the tip of the batberg.
21:09My bat trophy room goes on forever!
21:14So don't forget to join me next time for another edition of Bat Mike Presents!
21:19Ooh, my favorite episode!
21:24Ooh, my favorite episode!
21:29That's all, folks!
21:34That's all, folks!
21:39That's all, folks!
21:44That's all, my favorite episode!
21:45That's all, folks!
21:46That's all, folks!
21:47That's all, folks!
21:51That's all, folks!
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