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01:00Could I have a pony?
01:03Oh, and a fancy yacht and a double fudge sundae with a cherry on top?
01:07Not funny.
01:08Oh, come on, Bruce.
01:09It's Werebat from our favorite movie, Scourge of the Blood Rot.
01:14You want to put the mask on and scare me back?
01:17You told me you were in danger.
01:19You're my friend.
01:19And you lied to me.
01:21Uh, I'm sorry.
01:28Tell you what, let's make a deal.
01:30No more lies and no secrets between us.
01:33Pinky promise?
01:37Pinky promise.
01:38I hope I never see a bat again.
01:43Children!
01:44Time for double fudge sundaes before bedtime.
01:46Thank you, Batman.
01:52You saved my convenience store and prolonged my life.
01:55Don't thank me.
01:56Thank my partner.
02:00Batman?
02:01Er, I mean...
02:03Batman.
02:03This is the second robbery you've thwarted in as many weeks.
02:07Is this a sign that crime is returning to Gotham?
02:10Absolutely not.
02:11I'd like to assure the people...
02:13Excuse me.
02:15Take over, partner.
02:16Yes, yes, yes, yes!
02:17Miss Vale! Miss Vale!
02:18When I took down the bad guys, I was like, not so convenient.
02:24Get it?
02:25See, because you guys robbed a convenience store.
02:27Why aren't you laughing with me?
02:29Alicia, I'm a little busy at the moment.
02:30Oh, yeah?
02:31Bitty doing what?
02:32Uh, Damien and I had to go pick up a couple of things at the store.
02:36We have to have a family movie night stat.
02:39Scourge of the Blood Rock 24 just came out.
02:42You, me, we're back tonight.
02:45Oh, yeah. Good movie. Good movie.
02:47Wait, you saw it without me?
02:48No, no, sorry. I was distracted.
02:50I know. You would have told me.
02:53Otherwise, you'd be breaking our pinky promise.
02:55Yeah, I'd never keep something from you.
02:58Anyway, I'll check those ticket times, and I'll see you when you get home.
03:02Ah...
03:03Hey, Dad, you don't really think crime is coming back, do you?
03:22Dad?
03:22Are you listening?
03:24Huh? Oh, crime coming back? No way.
03:28You know, Damien, I've been thinking.
03:30Maybe it's time I tell Alicia about...
03:33Batman.
03:35I'm Batman!
03:36I think that's a great idea, Dad!
03:40And who knows?
03:41She's pretty smart and may have figured it out already.
03:44It's just Alicia knew me before I was Batman.
03:47There aren't many people like that.
03:48Maybe that's why I liked keeping her separate, but...
03:52But?
03:53But Alicia's a friend,
03:55and people we care about deserve to know the truth.
03:58In fact, I'll tell her when we all go to the movies tonight.
04:01Woo-hoo!
04:01What movie?
04:02Scourge of the Blood Rot, 24.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I wish I could come, but I think I baked my eyeballs.
04:09Yep, can't see a thing.
04:12I can't believe I get to see my first scary movie!
04:15Hold up.
04:16No scary movies for you, kiddo.
04:18I'm sure the theater has plenty of appropriate options for kids.
04:22A baby movie?
04:24What?
04:25You like that meme?
04:26Yeah, when it was, like, 30 seconds long.
04:28How do you make a whole movie out of babies just laughing?
04:31Perhaps young master Wayne is ready for a more sophisticated cinema fare, then.
04:36Le pain, lève, aussi.
04:38The bread also rises?
04:40I baked the same baguette the main characters make after their first kiss in the bakery.
04:45Alfred, please don't take this the wrong way, but...
04:47I'll come with you to the movie, Damien.
04:51Okay, but remember, Claire, phone use is not allowed in the theaters.
04:54Right, I'll totally shut it off.
04:57Okay, family movie night on three.
05:00One, two...
05:04Psst, Claire!
05:07Family movie night!
05:08Whatever.
05:10Dad!
05:11Good luck telling Alicia!
05:14Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
05:18Ah, bon appétit.
05:22Alfred Pennyworth!
05:24This seat taken?
05:27That's not outside food up your sleeve, is it?
05:29Hate to have to haul you downtown.
05:33But seriously, that would be a violation of theater regulations.
05:39Commissioner Gordon, I didn't realize you were a fan of le cinema.
05:44What now?
05:44Nah, I'm in the mood for a good old action movie.
05:47And when I saw Lee Payne Leaves, Ozzy was playing.
05:51Actually, it's Le Pan Lève Aussie.
05:53I thought, Lee Payne sounds like one tough hombre.
05:56You know, a guy like him would leave Australia.
05:59Leave it in pieces?
06:01Ha-ha!
06:01Well, you see, that's not...
06:03Shh!
06:04It's starting!
06:12I'm Batman!
06:13I fought Joker and Bait and Poison Ivy!
06:15Hmph!
06:16But I can't even watch one scary movie!
06:19Nope.
06:20Time to charge up.
06:21I gotta watch a baby movie with baby kids who leave everything sticky!
06:25Dude, what do babies ever do to you?
06:27Huh?
06:28No.
06:30No.
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh, no, no, no!
06:34No, no, no, no!
06:35Oh, who put going on an outlet?
06:37Oh, who put going on an outlet?
06:38Ah!
06:39This was a great idea, Leisha.
06:43Reminds me of when we were kids.
06:44Shh!
06:45Sorry.
06:46Speaking of when we were kids, remember that pinky promise we made to always be honest with
06:52himself and...
06:53No!
06:54Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:55And, uh, it's just the...
06:56Shh!
06:57Sorry!
06:58You know how sometimes life evolves in a way you never expect and...
07:01Shh!
07:02Ah!
07:03Sorry!
07:04But you're part of it.
07:05My life...
07:06Shh!
07:07Shh!
07:08Sorry!
07:09Ugh.
07:10I'm trying to say this is never easy.
07:12I'm not sure why I decided to do it in a movie theater.
07:15Yeah!
07:16No kidding!
07:17Maybe let's talk after the movie, BW.
07:22Dude!
07:23You're seriously ruining my life!
07:25Ah.
07:26Work emergency.
07:27Uh.
07:28Sorry, Alicia.
07:29Me too.
07:30Kinda.
07:31Kill him off to a spider and locked himself in the... bathroom.
07:35Oh!
07:36Shush yourself!
07:37Damien!
07:38Damien!
07:39Claire!
07:40It's Claire.
07:41Don't bother me.
07:43The one time she listens to me.
07:47Where are you?
07:49Ah, these giggles are terrible!
07:51Sorry, Damien.
07:52Dad's gonna have to do this one alone.
07:55Claire!
07:56Claire!
07:57Speak to me!
07:58Ah.
07:59Ah.
08:00First Mad Hatter, then Clayface.
08:01Now Killer Croc.
08:02They're all looking for something at Wayne Enterprises.
08:03It's time to find out what.
08:04What?
08:05Are you okay, Claire?
08:06Ugh.
08:07Turn on, turn on.
08:08Why won't they stop giggling?
08:09We have to get out of here.
08:10Let's just sneak into Blood Rot.
08:11You mean theater hop?
08:12Theater hopping is a crime, Claire.
08:13Besides, I don't know.
08:14This movie has some funny parts.
08:15Heh.
08:16Sacré bleu le bain.
08:17It's time to find out what.
08:18It's time to find out what.
08:19It's time to find out what.
08:20It's time to find out what.
08:22It's time to find out what.
08:24Are you okay, Claire?
08:25Turn on, turn on.
08:26Why won't they stop giggling?
08:27We have to get out of here.
08:28Let's just sneak into Blood Rot.
08:29You mean theater hop?
08:30Theater hopping is a crime, Claire.
08:32Besides, I don't know.
08:34This movie has some funny parts.
08:36I can't take it, Pennyworth.
08:50Why can't they see that Lee Payne just wants to be loved?
08:54Like we all do.
08:56Why?
08:58Oh, thank you.
09:00No outside food, Pennyworth.
09:11Where is this stupid thing?
09:14Can I help you find something?
09:16Batmoof!
09:17Batmoof?
09:19It's been a while, but I don't recall you being the pet name type Croc.
09:23Oh, I got a name for you all right.
09:26But Mama Croc don't want her baby-born cousin!
09:31That's right, Croc.
09:33Lead the way.
09:37You may have slipped past the bath,
09:39but I won't let you off that easy, Croc.
09:43I don't know why you keep showing up,
09:45but you are way out of your league.
09:47Oh, uh, you're welcome, Batman?
09:51Hey!
09:52Stop right there, brother.
09:53No problem.
09:54Batman, what is your problem?
09:57I'm not the one with the problem.
10:01An upgrade from our last encounter.
10:03Like I said before, you're way out of your league.
10:07Come on, turn on!
10:08Now it's time for some answers, Bright.
10:10You're Bright?
10:11Look, I swear, I had better names in mind,
10:12but then Vicki Vale gets on the news and calls you Bright one time and-
10:25Answers, Bright.
10:26I need answers.
10:29Wow.
10:30Not a fan of this battitude, Bruce Wayne.
10:33I'm not Bruce Wayne.
10:35Right, even though Bruce Wayne is a billionaire with a traumatic past and tons of disposable income.
10:40I'm not Bruce Wayne.
10:41Oh, and Bruce Wayne just happens to live with former rogues like Dr. Langstrom, Volcana, and Ra's al Ghul.
10:47I'm not Bruce Wayne.
10:49Not to mention Bruce Wayne has a beard and suddenly Batman has one too.
10:53For the last time, I'm not Bruce Wayne.
10:56Not Bruce Wayne.
10:57Damien told me everything.
10:58Gah!
10:59Damien!
11:00What's the big deal?
11:01I'm still Alicia and you're still Bruce!
11:03That is not how this works.
11:05Now you tell me everything, Bright.
11:08From the beginning.
11:10Okay, Batman.
11:11If that's what you want.
11:15Do you remember Dr. Light?
11:17A brilliant and formidable villain.
11:19Until I convinced him to retire.
11:22Well, you may recall confiscating his last invention that day.
11:25Called the Antiglow.
11:27Its tremendous power could absorb all light on the planet.
11:31You stowed it away in Wayne Enterprises, where it's been kept safely in an undisclosed storage facility ever since.
11:39Well, that explains why all these villains are breaking into my warehouses.
11:43Sensitive equipment like that is constantly being transferred.
11:46Even I'd have difficulty locating it.
11:48Can I finish my story?
11:49Arthur came to my rehabilitation in Star City to turn his life around.
11:54He was evil's first member.
11:58We helped a lot of ex-villains together.
12:00Then a few months ago, the Antiglow had somehow come back online, sending out a beacon.
12:05Dr. Light himself picked up its frequency.
12:07He knew he had to get to it first.
12:08If it fell into the wrong hands, someone could use it to take over the whole world.
12:10He managed to turn off the beacon.
12:11But at a great cost.
12:12Word got out that a powerful weapon is a powerful weapon, in the world.
12:13It was a powerful weapon.
12:14The Antiglow, the Antiglow was the best.
12:15The Antiglow was the most powerful weapon.
12:17Anti-Glow had somehow come back online, sending out a beacon.
12:22Dr. Light himself picked up its frequency.
12:25He knew he had to get to it first.
12:27If it fell into the wrong hands, someone could use it to take over the whole world.
12:32He managed to turn off the beacon, but at a great cost.
12:40Word got out that a powerful weapon is somewhere in Wayne Enterprises.
12:44Now it's open season in Gotham again.
12:47And you thought it was a good idea to just put one of Light's old suits on and recover the anti-glow all by yourself?
12:53Sound familiar?
12:54Don't be cute.
12:57I'm getting a faint signal from the tracker I placed on Croc.
13:00Oh, you placed a tracker on him?
13:01Well, let me get my suit off and roll.
13:03Hey, wait up!
13:08Will you slow down? I can help!
13:10I don't need help.
13:12Are you mad I kept my identity a secret?
13:15I swore to Dr. Light!
13:16You swore to me first!
13:18We weren't supposed to keep secrets from each other, remember?
13:21Wait, is that what you were trying to tell me at the movies?
13:25Aside from Alfred, you're the only person in the world who knew me before...
13:28...any of this.
13:31I kept you in the dark because I liked being your childhood friend.
13:34But I realized you deserve to know the truth.
13:38I thought we both did.
13:41Bruce.
13:42Is that Croc?
13:44Hold on, I'm coming too!
13:45Ugh!
13:46Still busted.
13:47Which way?
13:49The silent treatment.
13:51So mature.
13:52Yeah, that was a good one.
13:58Oh, what about when Jerry was like...
14:00...and then Grace went...
14:03No, no, no, no.
14:04It was more like...
14:06...right?
14:07But seriously, don't tell anyone we liked that movie.
14:20It goes to our grave.
14:22Pinky swear?
14:23Pinky swear.
14:24Oh, here comes Alfred.
14:26And Commissioner Gordon?
14:28I'm a...
14:29I'm a changed man, Pennyworth.
14:31Good for you, Commissioner.
14:33All right, keep it together, Commissioner.
14:35You got this.
14:36So, how was the...
14:38Maybe we should take him to the baby movie.
14:47Where is that dang hat head?
14:50Late for his own tea party again?
14:54Way to blow it, Brucie.
14:56Just because you were ready to open up doesn't make it okay to be mad at Alicia for not feeling the same.
15:02I mean, come on.
15:03Finally!
15:04What kept ya?
15:05Patience, Waylon.
15:07Patience!
15:08Killer Croc and Mad Hatter?
15:11Great.
15:11There's two of them.
15:13Let's see if Damien's out of his movie yet.
15:14So, Dad really had a work emergency?
15:21Yeah.
15:22That's what he said.
15:26What?
15:27And you're sure he didn't have anything else to say to you tonight?
15:33Wait.
15:34Why didn't the babies just tell the Wumplets that they had the Giggle Gem?
15:37Talk about major plot hole.
15:39Sometimes friends keep secrets, Claire.
15:41Yes.
15:42Philippe Lepin wrestled over sharing his coveted baguette recipe with Jacques.
15:47Wrestling?
15:48Nice.
15:49Nice, indeed.
15:51When Philippe finally did open up, Jacques was moved by the trust his friend showed him.
15:56It took courage to lay his secret bare even to his closest companion.
16:02We know some secrets can bring friends closer, right, Alicia?
16:06Wink.
16:07Oh, it's Dad.
16:10Can you drop me off at the old drive-in?
16:13We were, uh, playing baseball there, and he thinks I might have left my bat.
16:18You know, my bat.
16:21Wink, wink, wink.
16:22Wink, wink, wink.
16:22Ugh.
16:23Damien, you don't say the word wink when you...
16:25Wait, did you tell Alicia you're Batman?
16:27No.
16:29Mm, yes.
16:31Oh, biscuits.
16:32But she's our family.
16:34And people we care about deserve to know the truth.
16:36Finally shot him.
16:40You're right, Damien.
16:41Claire, Uncle Alfred, there's something I have to tell you.
16:48We'll never find that glow box.
16:51Thankfully, we have help.
16:53Killer Croc, Clayface, Mad Hatter, and Livewire?
16:56This just got serious.
16:58Maybe it's better Damien did have his phone off.
17:00Uh, where's the big guy?
17:02Who's the big guy?
17:04Oh!
17:06Batman.
17:10Solomon Grundy.
17:11Well, look who it is.
17:13It seems we have a nosy little bat among us.
17:17You're really here alone?
17:19Big mistake.
17:20Get him, Grundy.
17:27Tear him apart!
17:28Ah, my nose!
17:46That all you got?
17:48Who else is after the anti-glow?
17:55I ain't snitching.
18:00That was a cheap trick, Bat.
18:02Hope we're not interrupting.
18:14Who are you supposed to be?
18:15It's the Bat-Brat and that walking eyesore.
18:19I've got your eyesores right here!
18:21What?
18:22Ha!
18:23Ah!
18:24Oh, hey, Claire.
18:24You're here, too.
18:25Don't get used to it.
18:27Bring it on!
18:28Bring it on!
18:29Ah!
18:30Ah!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:33Ah!
18:34Ah!
18:35Ah!
18:36Ah!
18:37Ah!
18:38Ah!
18:39Ah!
18:40Ah!
18:41Ah!
18:42Ah!
18:43Killer Croc?
18:44Guess not!
18:45Ah!
18:46Ouch!
18:47Ah!
18:48It's about time I got you back for last time!
18:49Ugh!
18:50Ah!
18:50You snot-no-suck!
18:51Huh?
18:52Ugh!
18:53Ugh!
18:56Not again!
19:02Hey!
19:03I was gonna finish him off!
19:04Sorry!
19:07I overreacted before.
19:10Opening up even to my closest friends takes a lot!
19:13Ugh!
19:14This is hard!
19:15Are you better than fighting with these guys?
19:23Look, I'll just say it.
19:28I'm Batman.
19:30Yes, we've established that.
19:32Sorry, I mean...
19:34I'm sorry about all of this.
19:37Hey, I realize now that it takes a lot to share your baguette recipe.
19:41I'm just glad the croissant's out of the bag.
19:45Wait, so in this metaphor, am I the croissant or the bag?
19:49It's French cinema. No one gets it.
19:54You have the right to remain silent.
19:56Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
20:00The anti-glow's still out there. I guess we've hit a dead end.
20:03Or a new beginning.
20:05In more ways than one.
20:09Batman! Should I be worried about all these villains?
20:12Of course not, Commissioner.
20:14But let's keep it quiet. We don't want to start a public panic.
20:17All right, I'll keep it secret.
20:20Secret is the world's most treasured baguette recipe.
20:24Yes, like a...
20:25Okay, this is the second bread-related reference.
20:27Am I missing something here?
20:29Oh, and remember when that one baby was all like...
20:32Listen, Bright. Speaking of keeping things quiet, this anti-glow is drawing some heavy hitters.
20:38So for the kids' sake, let's keep it between us. For now.
20:42Sure. For now.
20:45Sure. For now.
20:51All right! Who's ready for movie night?
20:54Indeed!
20:55Sorry again about keeping my secret from you, Ankh.
20:59After all these years, I've kept my share of secrets, my dear.
21:03Nothing quite surprises me anymore.
21:05Hey, has anyone seen the remote?
21:08Although, that's not to say I'm unable to offer a few surprises of my own.
21:13What the heck is la mousse pouce lentement?
21:17The mousse grows slowly.
21:23Okay. Family movie night on three.
21:27Un.
21:28Deux.
21:30Trois!
21:32Family movie night!
21:35Why's Commissioner Gordon here?
21:43They actually cannot come out of their way!
22:00Be horses!
22:07They make money!
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