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00:00Well, I think that covers it.
00:08Whoops.
00:14Our fingers are touching.
00:17Yes, they are.
00:19I was just going to give it back to you.
00:22No, you take it.
00:23I have plenty.
00:25I love sharing with you.
00:27Well, I love sharing with you, too.
00:28And I like you guys sharing, too.
00:31Because sharing is caring.
00:33And you two care so much.
00:37She's right.
00:38She sure is.
00:39So you take it.
00:41No.
00:42No, you take it.
00:44Okay, I'll take it.
00:46And I will put it in our office so you two can share it again.
00:51Yeah.
00:51Okay, everybody be careful going home.
00:54Okay.
00:55Talk to you later.
00:56Okay.
00:58Okay.
00:59Okay, bye.
01:06They're cute, right?
01:09But if anybody is uncomfortable, we could definitely address that.
01:12Anybody, meaning you.
01:15Me?
01:15Yeah.
01:16No.
01:17Yeah.
01:19Steve, maybe.
01:20What could possibly make me uncomfortable about...
01:24Oops, I dropped my pen.
01:25I don't know.
01:27We're touching it at the same time.
01:30You take it.
01:31No, you take it.
01:32No, you take it.
01:33No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, you take it.
01:34No, I take it.
01:35It's getting dirty.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:38I don't know who was playing who, but that was hysterical.
01:42I was Emmett.
01:43I don't know who's going to do it.
01:44So everybody's happy.
01:45So everybody's happy.
01:47Things couldn't be going more perfect.
01:49Oh, what's the matter, Isabella?
01:51Yeah, you sorry that you got the two of them together?
01:54No.
01:55I love love.
01:56I love it at work.
01:58I love it at home.
02:00Am I still coming over to check on you two?
02:03Every night for the last two weeks!
02:06Which is great.
02:08You know, they talk a lot.
02:10Okay, first, I would love it
02:12if you could record some of their talk for me.
02:14I'm having trouble sleeping.
02:16And second, I have zero sympathy for you, okay?
02:20I told you that we shouldn't encourage them.
02:23Gabby, I know you're worried that if they break up,
02:25it'll be bad for you.
02:27No, bad for all of us.
02:30This place was special.
02:32Is special.
02:33Yeah, it's special for me, too.
02:35You've seen how happy Bobby is.
02:38And as annoying as it may be sometimes.
02:42Don't you think she deserves a shot at that
02:45for the rest of her life?
02:47Okay, I'm headed home.
02:49Night-night.
02:50Bye!
02:50Hey, Emmett.
02:54You know, I've heard that there's been
02:56some more burglary somewhere in the city.
03:00I'm not sure I feel safe.
03:03Well, maybe I'd better come by
03:05and check on you girls.
03:07Okay.
03:09Okay!
03:10See you there!
03:10Sometimes it feels like a big old fight
03:16To get through the day and sleep on through the night
03:20But here you'll find a place
03:23But here you'll find a place
03:23That'll surely lift your spirits
03:26I'm showing this date on my lemon tree
03:32I'm showing this date my lemon tree
03:34Only they're still green
03:34Only they're still green
03:35And she says
03:36Are lives just baby lemons?
03:39Bet you ended things with her pretty quickly
03:45Oh, not really
03:47She was pretty cute
03:50Funny how men get smart and cute mixed up
03:53Be careful
03:55Well, cause
03:55I think you're the smartest woman I've ever met
03:59Oh!
04:02Well
04:03Thank you
04:06Yeah
04:09Yeah, so smart I don't even know what to say now
04:11Oh, look at the time, will ya?
04:21I gotta get going
04:22Really?
04:22I was having fun
04:23Well, me too
04:24But I'm only supposed to be here to make sure you're safe
04:27Maybe the burglars are just waiting till you leave
04:30They're not!
04:33It's fine
04:34We're safe
04:35I should go
04:38Well, I appreciate you coming by
04:40My pleasure
04:42Good night, Emmett
04:44Good night, Isabella
04:46Night, Bobby
04:48Night, night
04:49Well, you two certainly chatted the night away
05:06Yet again
05:07It was so much fun
05:10Who knew we'd love just sitting and talking with each other
05:13Not me
05:15I thought you'd want more eventually, but nope
05:19You sound upset
05:22Not upset
05:23I'm worried
05:25But you were the one that told me to let him come over here in the first place
05:29I know, I just didn't know that was his only move
05:31Look, I just don't want the two of you guys to get stuck
05:37We're not gonna get stuck
05:39We're not gonna get stuck
05:39Why would you think that?
05:41When's the last time you bought a new bra?
05:44TouchƩ
05:45Look, I know you guys are having a great time right now, but there's still so much left for the two of you
05:52Like what?
05:53Like stuff I don't want to talk about but will make you grin when you do
05:56Yes, it does
06:00Okay, what should I do?
06:03Well, wear something that makes you feel pretty and, you know, just drop some hints that you want to go out with him
06:09What if he doesn't ask me out?
06:11Then you ask him
06:12Oh boy
06:13Oh, I'm starting to get in the nervous sweat right now, just thinking about it
06:18Okay, okay, relax
06:20And just promise me you'll consider it
06:23Okay, I will
06:24Oh my gosh, I've never had a sister to talk to about boys before
06:29Do I really need a new bra?
06:39Hey, do you know if Emmett is in there with her?
06:48Maybe, I haven't seen him in a while
06:50Again
06:51Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992
06:58Please don't be like my parents on Thanksgiving 1992
07:01Come in
07:04Are you decent?
07:09Of course I am, why wouldn't I be?
07:16What are you doing?
07:17Something I should have done on Thanksgiving 1992
07:20Get in here
07:23Here you go
07:24For your information, Emmett and I are not, you know, physical with each other yet
07:34For real?
07:37Wow
07:37I mean, Isabella said that you guys were still just talking, but come on
07:43How long do you want to listen to a man yakety-yak before you get him in the sackety-sack?
07:48Am I right?
07:56You never wanted Emmett and me to get together, did you?
08:00I never said that
08:01Yeah, you did
08:03Okay, but not to you
08:04My point is, Isabella thinks we should start dating
08:08Okay, and I don't want you to date
08:12So you want me to give you the counter-argument
08:15I want you to be completely honest
08:18Knowing that Emmett makes me very, very happy
08:22And I don't want to screw it up
08:23He really does make you happy, doesn't he?
08:30What do you know about sharks?
08:31They dance better than the jets
08:35Nobody dances better than the jets
08:39No, I meant actual sharks
08:45Oh
08:45Okay, because you see, Bobby
08:46They have to keep moving in order to breathe
08:49If they stop, they die
08:51Not all sharks
08:53Nurse sharks don't have to
08:55Really?
08:55Okay, you knew that
08:56But you still said they dance better than the jets
08:58I mean, okay, whatever
09:00The point is
09:03Your relationship is like every other shark
09:06Except for nurse sharks
09:09If it doesn't move forward
09:11It will die
09:13You want me to ask Emmett out on a date?
09:18No, I want you to ask Steve out
09:19I see a real future there
09:20Yes
09:23The men are the ones who are supposed to ask the women out
09:26Not the other way around
09:28Okay, Bobby
09:28That hasn't been true for 30 years
09:30I haven't dated in 30 years
09:33Oh, nice
09:34Oh, man
09:35I'm surprised he didn't jump Emmett's bones
09:37The minute he said hello
09:38Listen, Bobby
09:42Okay, I'm going to ask you something
09:44That you asked me when I was too scared to ask a man out
09:48Are you sure he's not married?
09:50Yes, I'm sure
09:54Okay, then put on your big girl panties
09:57And get your butt in there
09:58Okay, I'm going to do it
10:01I'm going to go ask Emmett out on a date
10:03Yeah, you are
10:04Not in that outfit, though, right?
10:06You look really happy
10:12That's usually bad news for someone else
10:14Don't be silly
10:17Isabella
10:18Oh, good
10:19It's for Isabella
10:20It is not bad news for anyone
10:23In fact, I think I did a profoundly good thing
10:27Maybe the best thing I have ever done in my entire life
10:32What did you do?
10:35I told Bobby to ask Emmett out
10:40Oh, my gosh
10:42Wait, why?
10:43What changed your mind?
10:45Well, I finally saw what you meant about Bobby being happy
10:48Thank you for encouraging all of us to believe
10:51You'd be a great cult leader
10:54Thank you
10:58And thank you for changing your mind
11:01Oh, so sweet
11:03I give you guys a day
11:04Wish me luck
11:10Good luck
11:10I'm so happy for you
11:11We both are
11:13She really going to ask him in that outfit
11:15Oh, my God
11:16Takana
11:22Coming
11:23Oh, hey, Bobby
11:27You look nice
11:28I need help
11:32I got two London Broils in the oven
11:34And not enough hands
11:35I'm on it
11:36Would you like me to cut and baste them, too?
11:39You
11:39Are the man
11:41Yoo-hoo
11:42How's everything going in here?
11:46Well, up to our eyeballs and busy
11:48But never too busy for you
11:50Oh, no, no
11:51You do your thing
11:52Hey, wouldn't it be nice
11:56If all the customers just went away
11:58And gave us a break?
12:00Not really
12:00That's how we make our money
12:02Just making a joke, Dakota
12:05Trying to lighten the mood
12:07Is there, uh, something I can help you with, Bobby?
12:11No, I'm good
12:11Goody, goody
12:13Knock on woody
12:14I just came in here to visit
12:16To see if, uh, you were bored
12:18I'm not
12:20Yeah, I know
12:20Up to your elbows
12:23Hey, Dakota
12:24Say, if, uh, you have customers waiting
12:26I can take over in here
12:27Have you ever cross-cut a London broil?
12:31Cheerio, governor
12:32That answer your question?
12:37You're acting weird
12:39Oh, I'm fine
12:40I can handle the rest of this, Dakota
12:42Thanks for helping
12:43All right, Emmett
12:44Now, I'm just gonna check your time
12:47I'm fine
12:48Well, you wanna spit it out
12:53Or are you gonna do some more community theater first?
12:56Nope, I'm gonna spit it right out
12:58Gonna spit it out
13:00Will it be soon?
13:04I don't know, Bobby
13:07Get your big girl panties on
13:08Bobby
13:09Okay, you wanna go out on a date with me?
13:12A date?
13:14That's what I said, wasn't it?
13:15It's kinda hard to tell with this blood pounding in my head
13:17That's what all this has been about?
13:20You want me to go out with you?
13:22Yes
13:22It is
13:23Exactly
13:24I see
13:25Well
13:26No thanks
13:45Hey, hey, huh?
13:46How'd it go?
13:51Oh my gosh
13:52This is what I was afraid of
13:54Why can't I learn not to join cults?
13:59Calm down
13:59We don't even know what happened in there
14:01It's obvious
14:03Bobby went in there and made herself vulnerable by asking him out
14:06And he squashed her feelings like they were an armadillo on a Texas highway
14:10It's a real problem in Texas
14:14Why do you assume Emmett was the one being insensitive?
14:19Oh
14:19Oh
14:20Oh
14:20Um, he's a man
14:23I really don't like the two of you being on the same team
14:28Tough luck, cause we're team Bobby
14:31You mess with one of us, you gotta deal with the rest of us
14:34You act like Bobby doesn't have a dark side too
14:40But I know for a fact she laughs at videos where kids accidentally hit their dads in the baby maker
14:45Yeah, one of those videos was me
14:50Plus she's been acting strange lately
14:56Wow
14:58Okay, so now you're gonna pull out the hysterical woman stereotype
15:03You know, I thought better of the both of you
15:06Mm, heard that
15:07Yeah, and did you forget that it was Bobby who came out of the kitchen looking all sad and upset?
15:13So, Emmett could be just as upset
15:15He could be in there right now, you know, crying and
15:18Well, maybe not crying
15:19But feeling crushed in a stoic, non-emotional way
15:24There is one way we could find out
15:28You could ask him
15:30Cause if he is hurting, he'll need a friend
15:34Just like a wounded, cornered animal needs a friend
15:39You're right
15:42I could walk into that tiny space full of knives and ask him
15:46And if you get it on video, it might make Bobby laugh
15:51Go
15:54Do it
15:55What?
16:09First off, I just have to say
16:12Everyone's been saying how great you look lately
16:14What's your secret?
16:17I've never seen you drink water, moisturize
16:19You got something to say, say it, I'm busy
16:22No, I don't have anything to say
16:24I just, uh, actually, I do have something to say
16:26What happened in here with Bobby?
16:36Well
16:37Emmett, I'm your friend
16:41I'm on your side
16:43Did Bobby ask you out on a date?
16:52Yeah
16:53And did you say no?
17:00Yeah
17:01Why?
17:06You can't trust me
17:07I made a promise to Happy
17:12Well, did she wind up asking him out?
17:31Did he turn her down?
17:31How were the London Royals?
17:32Did they turn out okay?
17:33What?
17:36I can also care about the meat
17:37Yes, she did ask him out
17:40Yes, he did turn her down
17:41And yes, the meat looks delicious
17:43But that's all I can say
17:45Can you write down the reason?
17:48That's all I can reveal
17:50Nor should you reveal anything
17:53It's not like we'd want to know anyway
17:55We got a bunch of really cool stories of our own, so
17:57You don't have to study psychology to recognize really bad reverse psychology
18:02Come on, Steve, tell us
18:05Yeah, how are we going to help if we don't know what the problem is?
18:09Well, he really likes her, so it must be something horrible, right?
18:12I bet he's wanted for murder
18:13He has always had a kind of serial killer vibe
18:18Oh my God, no
18:20You know her answers are only going to get more out there
18:23He killed his whole family
18:24Okay, stop it
18:27Even if you guessed correctly, I would never confirm you were right
18:31Oh my God, he threatened you
18:33Like 20 times if you think he's listening
18:35Okay, I'm only going to say this once
18:40Their lives are not for our entertainment
18:43You don't have any right to know what's going on
18:46But I do
18:48Oh, hey, Bobby
19:02Listen, if it's still okay, I'd like to come by and check on you guys tonight
19:11No
19:12No, tonight or no ever
19:15Did you turn me down because you made a promise to Daddy?
19:21I'm not really comfortable talking about that right now
19:23Good
19:25Then just stand there and look pretty while I talk
19:27I can't break a promise
19:31And because you won't
19:33Makes you a truly wonderful man
19:36Thank you
19:38It also makes you one of the biggest morons that ever walked the face of the earth
19:42Well, hang on
19:45I made a promise, too
19:46That I wouldn't let Travis's memory keep me from finding happiness
19:51Those promises don't mean the same thing
19:54That's true, they're not
19:55Because I'm still here and Daddy isn't
19:58So what are you saying?
20:01Swim or die
20:02You got a problem with that, Daddy?
20:14I didn't think so
20:16So pretty
20:19Okay, good night, everyone
20:28Night
20:29Hey
20:33Hey
20:34Bobby seemed happy earlier
20:37Did she?
20:38Yeah
20:38You don't seem as happy
20:41If it's because I told about your promise not to date Bobby, I'm sorry, Emmett
20:46That's okay
20:49Are you sure?
20:50Yeah
20:51Because that's not the promise I made happy
20:54Oh, it wasn't?
20:56No
20:56Then what was it?
21:00I promised him I wouldn't tell anybody about Isabella
21:03I've known about her for years
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