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00:00Batman! Now that I'm the queen of crime in Gotham City, who better to be my king than the guy who puts the A in alpha male?
00:24You may call yourself a queen, Poison Ivy, but to me you're just a common crook.
00:29You dare mock me? Very well. Flower children, feed him to Georgia!
00:49You'll make a tasty appetizer before I serve her the main course, your precious Gotham.
00:55We will stop you, you herbaceous hussy.
00:58We?
00:59Yes, me. And the Black Orchid.
01:09Have at her, my broken blossoms.
01:11Georgia, my baby!
01:24Georgia, my baby!
01:34Hyah!
01:35Ah!
01:36Uh!
01:37Ah!
01:38Ah!
01:39Ah!
01:40Uh!
01:41Ah!
01:43Ah!
01:44Let's go.
02:13Be over oblivion. What do you say?
02:16Leaves of three. Let them be.
02:30Thanks for the assist, Black Orchid.
02:33Black Orchid?
02:36Now I know how Commissioner Gordon feels.
02:43I see with you!
02:51Black Orchid
03:00THE END
03:30Mmm, just like catnip to me
03:38The two-sided cloak of Nefertiti, given to her by the cat goddess Bast
03:46They say it gives each person who wears it nine lives
03:52Of course you'd try for it, Catwoman
03:54Batman?
03:55Couldn't let the cat have her yawn for one minute, could you?
04:00Surrender and save me the trouble of putting a leash on you
04:04Now what fun would that be?
04:12Are we interrupting something?
04:30Cause it sure looks like we're interrupting something
04:33Huntress, Black Canary
04:35I was just... we were just...
04:38Like an handle Catwoman on my own
04:40So we see, Romeo
04:42But, uh, we're not here to stop Catwoman
04:45We're here to stop Two-Face
04:56Looks like there's too many guests at the party
04:59And not enough favors to go around
05:01Get him!
05:15Hands off, Tall, Dark and Gruesome
05:18The cat cloak belongs to me
05:20Actually, it'll belong to the highest bidder
05:23After I auction it off to Gotham's criminal elite
05:26I'd let you bid on it, Princess
05:27But you're about to get put down
05:30Catwoman
05:40Oh, terrific
05:47Because of your little playdate, Two-Face got away with the cloak
05:51Perhaps I can even things by helping you track him down
05:54Not from Blackgate Prison, you can't, sweetie
05:57Let's hear her out
05:58She may be evil, but she is resourceful
06:01I got a tip about a top-secret underworld summit happening at the double-decker club
06:06Put two and two together and you get...
06:09Two-Face
06:10That's where he's holding the auction
06:12Okay, so what's the plan?
06:23I still don't get why Batman's letting her tag along on this mission when he's got me
06:27Uh, us
06:29Jealous much?
06:31Oh, same dress
06:44Awkward
06:45Hondras, don't be silly
06:47There won't be any problem
06:48After she changes
06:49Hardly an option, dear
06:51Besides, I wear it better
06:54Kitty, I'm about to put you out for the night
06:56Cats eat birds, remember
06:58Meow
07:06Listen up
07:08Everything depends on us playing our parts perfectly
07:13From this moment on
07:14From this moment on, I match as Malone
07:15And you're my bodyguards
07:17Now, let's get this show on the road
07:19Anything you say, boss
07:22Hate her
07:27You say there's not enough time in one life to pull all the jobs you want?
07:43You say there's not enough time in one life to pull all the jobs you want?
07:54What if you had nine lives?
07:56Here it is, folks
07:58The cloak of Nefertiti
08:00Bidding starts at 22 mil
08:07Actually, me and my boys will take that fancy poncho
08:11Too bad you didn't keep her for yourself
08:15A double cross
08:17You're a crook after my own heart
08:19Cover me
08:20Two-bit punk
08:38Touch it and they'll be calling you lefty
08:48You alright, boss?
08:52Get your mitts off me
08:53The day I need a dame's help
08:57That's funny
08:58Considering they're your bodyguards and all
09:00These ain't my bodyguards
09:02They're the stinking birds of prey
09:06Whoops
09:08Matches is right
09:16It is the birds of prey
09:17Get them
09:18Two double crosses in one night
09:29Let's make it three
09:30I'm taking the cloak
09:32This room full of Gotham's most dangerous mobsters might have something to say about that
09:36How'd you like to work for the new top-crime boss in Gotham?
09:48I'll match whatever Two-Face is paying and double it
09:51Well, what are you waiting for?
09:53Rub them out!
09:56We'll join your matches
09:57We'll join your Team
10:18We'll join your range
10:19We'll join your team
10:19We'll see you next time
10:20We'll join your team
10:21Our team
10:21він
10:23Let's go.
10:53I'm not sure how to do this.
10:57I'm not sure how to do this.
11:02I'm not sure how to do this.
11:10Let's go.
11:40Oh, where's the bat when you need him?
12:02Guess it makes sense Gotham's greatest hero could also become its greatest crook.
12:06And with him using every criminal's favorite night spot as his hideout, it makes it impossible for anyone to get close to help him.
12:13I bet he'd let me get close enough.
12:15I still don't trust you, Kat.
12:17Look, miss. Something that belongs to me is in there. I don't want it getting ruined.
12:21Are we talking about the cloak or Batman?
12:25You two are useless.
12:26Oh, yeah? Well, you are useless.
12:32Nice comeback there, Chief.
12:34Hmph.
12:35Whoops.
12:53Whoops.
12:54Oh, big whoops.
13:04Any ideas?
13:06Just one.
13:07Hit it.
13:08Good evening, all you gentlemen.
13:19Mobsters, creeps, and crooks.
13:22Men in tights come after you.
13:24And still you're off the hook.
13:27For those who scare and terrorize.
13:30It's the dawn of a brand new day.
13:32You scum can simply call us the one and only birds of prey.
13:44Green Lantern has his special reign.
13:47Pretty strong, that little thing.
13:49Little Beetle's deeds are really sweet.
13:52But who will bring him out of his shed?
13:55Flash his bows, they finish last.
13:59He's too bad sometimes, he's just too fast.
14:05While all the boys can always save the day.
14:10No one does it better than the birds of prey.
14:14More than only birds of prey.
14:16While all the boys can always save the day.
14:20No one does it better.
14:23No one does it better than the birds of prey.
14:27Green Arrow has heroic traits.
14:31That is when he's shooting straight.
14:33Hey!
14:34I'm just saying.
14:35Aquaman's always courageous.
14:38His little fish, less outrageous.
14:41Plastic Man can expand.
14:44Becomes funny in our hands.
14:46While all the boys can keep you punks at bay.
14:52No one does it better than the birds of prey.
14:57More than only birds of prey.
14:58While all the boys can always save the day.
15:03No one does it better.
15:06No one does it better than the birds of prey.
15:09Hey!
15:18Hey!
15:19Batman throws his thought away.
15:22What a weapon.
15:23What a bang.
15:25Check out that utility belt.
15:27Sure can make a girl's heart melt.
15:30He's always right there for the save.
15:33I'd like to see his secret cave.
15:35While Batman does things in his special way.
15:41He'd do it better with the birds of prey.
15:45With the birds of prey.
15:46While Batman always seems to save the day.
15:51No one does it better.
15:54No one does it better than the birds of prey.
16:01Birds of prey.
16:03No one does it better than the birds of prey.
16:06Meow.
16:13Bravo.
16:15You sirens sure know how to wail.
16:17Too bad this is going to be a limited engagement.
16:20We didn't reach him.
16:22Then it's time for our next number.
16:28Feisty.
16:28You know how I like my birds?
16:39Plucked and caged.
16:41Ladies, you're just in time for their nightly feeding.
17:02On the bright side.
17:04At least we don't have to hear canaries sing anymore.
17:06I love you too, dear.
17:15Don't worry.
17:16It's Batman I'm after.
17:17I sent word out all over town that you three were going to be chick-flavored chum by the end of the night.
17:22He'll come to rescue you.
17:23I'll whack him and bada-boom, bada-bing.
17:25I'll have complete control of Gotham.
17:28And what happens if Batman doesn't show up, Mr. Crazy Match's person?
17:32Well, then I guess these sharks are going to need some toothpicks.
17:37Lovely.
17:40Matches Malone.
17:43You're the weed of crime, so prepare to be plucked for 20 years in Iron Heights prison.
17:51You loser.
17:54Batman?
17:54Batman?
17:54Wait a minute.
18:06If Matches is Batman, then who's the guy with the blue cape?
18:11Old school fistfighting Gotham style.
18:14Should be a fair fight.
18:16Fair is good.
18:18But guns are better.
18:19Hey, cat.
18:32Can you reach my crossbow?
18:34Give me something hard to do next time.
18:41Your crossbow's not going to do much to that cream.
18:44Then it's a good thing that's not what I'm aiming for.
18:49Nice shot.
18:52My turn.
19:06Batman don't like guns.
19:08Whoever you are, you ain't him.
19:09We gotta go save the cloak.
19:20I mean, Batman.
19:22Gotta save Batman.
19:23Two-Face.
19:38Figures.
19:39Truth is, Matches, you did me a favor.
19:42Now that I know that the cloak actually works, I'll keep it for myself.
19:46And as for guns, I always carry a couple of spares.
19:54Seven, eight.
20:12Uh, ladies, according to the newspapers, this was his last free life.
20:17Everything was going great till you dames showed up.
20:23You ruined my night.
20:25Now I'm gonna ruin you.
20:29Listen to me.
20:30You are not Matches Malone.
20:32You're...
20:32I hear cats always land on their feet.
20:49Urban legend.
20:52Sayonara, kitty.
20:54Wait.
20:55Don't I get a last request?
20:57What is it?
20:58This.
20:59Catwoman, what did you do?
21:15I knew we couldn't trust this witch.
21:17She killed Batman.
21:18Did I?
21:19I?
21:29At ease, ladies.
21:35But how?
21:37You already used your last life.
21:39It was Matches Malone's last life.
21:41I absolutely believe that's who I was.
21:44When I landed, Matches died for good.
21:46But Batman is alive and well.
21:50Poor Harvey.
21:51Arkham has its work cut out for it.
21:53All in all, not a bad mission, Batman.
21:56You eliminate half the crime in Gotham.
21:58You stop Two-Face Cold.
21:59And you get your life back.
22:01Well, I had a little help.
22:03That was quick thinking, Catwoman.
22:06Catwoman?
22:07Looks like she's gone, Bats.
22:09And she took the cloak with her.
22:11So much for redemption.
22:13We'll call this even, Catwoman.
22:14Catwoman.
22:15Until next time.
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