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00:00You
00:30Stay still!
00:41Woo-hoo!
00:41Let's move it!
00:42Stop it!
00:43I think the word you're looking for is...
00:45Freeze!
00:51Dad! Dad!
00:52Did you see what I did?
00:54Yeah!
00:55Oh, great job!
00:56Sir, I've located the server Freeze is after.
01:01It's in the basement.
01:02With the tracking information on that server,
01:04we can finally locate the you-know-what.
01:06Ha! The Antiglow!
01:08Brilliant!
01:08Shh! Don't tell you-know-who!
01:10Time to give you the full shoulder!
01:12Wait, we're still keeping this whole Antiglow thing a secret from Little D.
01:16It's too dangerous for me, remember?
01:18Ha!
01:22Ha-ha-ha!
01:23No more Mr. Ice Guy!
01:26Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:28Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:30Ha-ha-ha!
01:31Uh, wait.
01:32Why is my secret weapon not sending chills down your spine?
01:36Because we're about to turn up the heat!
01:40Ha!
01:42Oh!
01:42Volcano rules!
01:45Oh!
01:46I can't see anything!
01:49Yeah!
01:50Woo-hoo!
01:51Welcome to the superhero party, Volcano!
01:54Don't call me that.
01:55I'm not a superhero.
01:56Good job, team.
01:57Tie these guys up while Bright and I do one last sweep.
02:00You got it!
02:01Bad guys don't stand a chance when we fight as a family.
02:04Right, Dad?
02:04Ha-ha!
02:05That's what I'm talking about!
02:07Don't give up on yourself, Freeze.
02:09When you get out of jail, call my friends at Evil.
02:11Until then, I'll be chilling in the hospital.
02:17Okay, Little D looked like he could handle danger just fine there.
02:21Can't we let him in on it?
02:22It would kill Damien if he found out I was keeping things from him for this long.
02:27You know how he hates feeling left out.
02:30You foil the robbery without me?
02:34You're having a midnight snack without me?
02:37You change the oil without me?
02:40So you're afraid to tell Little D?
02:42It's more than just that.
02:44If fully activated, the anti-globe could destroy Gotham and everyone in it.
02:48You're just digging yourself into a deeper hole with Damien.
02:52Exactly.
02:52And if I dig deep enough, I'll come out on the other side.
02:55That's how holes work, Bright.
02:57So let's not ruin Damien's day and let him enjoy celebrating taking Mr. Freeze down.
03:02Wow.
03:03Can't say I didn't warn ya.
03:05Cannonball!
03:08Whoa, did you guys see?
03:10I flipped like three times.
03:11That's gotta be a record.
03:13Nope.
03:13Alfred hit five on his last turn.
03:15Oh yeah?
03:16Watch this!
03:18Behold!
03:19Ra's al Ghul can perform infinite somersaults.
03:23Nice, Pap-Pap.
03:24Hey, where is Alfred anyway?
03:26Oh, he's probably baking cricket, or I mean, playing biscuit.
03:30I'm sure he'll be back soon.
03:40Damien, are you beholding my infinite somersaults?
03:43Yes, Pap-Pap, we're still beholding.
03:46Psst, psst.
03:48Hmm.
03:49The updates to our tracker worked, and we have the anti-glo's precise location.
03:54Brilliant.
03:54Now we can tell Lil' D.
03:56That location appears to be moving.
03:59You've got to be kidding me.
04:00Someone's already got to it?
04:02We need to slip away and get it before...
04:04Yes!
04:07That phone!
04:10Damien!
04:11Are you still beholding?
04:12No, man.
04:13They all left, but I'm still here.
04:14What?
04:15Yes, Commissioner Gordon.
04:20Oh, I see.
04:22I understand.
04:24Yes, we're on our way.
04:25To the Batmobile.
04:27Oh, yeah!
04:28Ow!
04:28Damien!
04:29Come on, Claire!
04:30Is it the anti-glo's?
04:32No, Alicia, it's not.
04:35After centuries, King Tutankhamen is reunited with his feline companion.
04:41Tut, no!
04:43You are getting better!
04:45Maybe it's not the real King Tut.
04:48Nope, that's the real King Tut.
04:50On the outside, it's him, but his eyes tell a different story.
04:56Come on, we can help him.
04:58Where are we taking him?
04:59To the Batcave.
05:03Here, King Tut.
05:04You need your strength.
05:05I made you my special carbo load shake.
05:07I swear on the Lotus of Nefertim.
05:09I have no idea what happened.
05:11The last I recall, evil had gathered for the season finale of Battleship Bake Off.
05:17But just before the winner was announced, a mysterious voice shouted the results.
05:23Samantha wins the whole thing.
05:29Oh, we were all so angry.
05:32We were thrown into a fit of rage and disappointment.
05:35The next thing I know, I'm here with you, drinking this.
05:40Is that wintergreen bubblegum I taste?
05:44Probably.
05:44I found it in Alfred's pocket.
05:46Anyway, don't worry.
05:47I bet my dad's already figured out what happened to you.
05:50Do you mean to say that Tut was brainwashed with some sort of hypnotic light?
05:54Photo-impositional suggestion.
05:57A type of mind control that uses...
05:59Light waves to manipulate the mind, but only if the victim is angry enough.
06:03Luckily, I had this Bat lightweight blocker to free Tut's mind.
06:07But is it a coincidence that he went rogue the moment we were closing in on the anti-glow?
06:12Perhaps Tut was used as a distraction.
06:14That really slowed us down.
06:16Yeah, but who's they?
06:21The allegedly reformed villains of evil have seemingly gone rogue.
06:25What?
06:26Let's go to the disturbing footage.
06:35This is terrible!
06:37This is...
06:38Hilarious!
06:39It's like I always say, once a villain, always a villain.
06:43Ha ha!
06:43I just had to come down here to see the look of disappointment on your faces.
06:47Yes, those looks right there!
06:50Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
06:51Someone has a plan for the anti-glow and is using evil as a distraction.
06:57We have to recover it now, but without dame...
06:59We gotta help evil!
07:00We gotta help evil!
07:00Quick!
07:01How?
07:01They're everywhere!
07:02And with the mind control, they're actually effective criminals!
07:05She's right.
07:05We gotta get to them fast before any more damage is done.
07:09I think for this mission, it'll be best to split up into two teams.
07:13I call dad!
07:14I call dad!
07:15I think you're ready to lead your own team.
07:18I am?
07:19He what?
07:20Of course he is!
07:21You head up alpha team with Tut and Volcana.
07:23Huh?
07:24Go team alpha!
07:25Find the remaining members of evil and use this to counter the effects of the hypnosis.
07:30Thanks for your trust, dad.
07:31This means everything to me.
07:33Alpha team, let's move out!
07:35Huzzah, Daniel!
07:35Wait, can I trade for Dr. Langstrom?
07:40Closing in on the anti-glow signal.
07:42Then we can finally tell Little D all about the...
07:45Ah, let's not bring up Damien again.
07:47You know, for the record, BW, I think you made the right call.
07:50But you could have been more up front with him.
07:52What are you talking about?
07:54The boy was quite chuffed that you entrusted him to lead his own mission.
07:58As he should be.
07:59Honestly, I'm really proud of him.
08:02And I really do trust him.
08:03And suppose he were to discover he was sent on a decoy errand while you went out the real mission without him.
08:10Closing in on target.
08:15Okay, alpha team.
08:17This is your captain speaking.
08:18Please stop saying that.
08:19You sound like a flight attendant.
08:21Our mission is simple.
08:22We fight evil and return them back to normal with this light.
08:25Alpha team, buckle up.
08:27Because we're about to hit some turbulence!
08:29Right, see you down there.
08:32Oh, not again!
08:34Oh, not again!
08:37Oh, not again!
09:00Oh.
09:00You got the heart, the heart of a winner.
09:08Look at the action of the heart, so we're barely gone.
09:15Where'd you get the heart?
09:20Where'd you get the heart?
09:30Empty again.
09:36Enough of this monkey business.
09:38Someone is messing with your Bat Tracker.
09:41The only thing that could redirect the Bat Tracker is a subatomic light wave.
09:45And the only thing that has that capability is the anti-glow.
09:48Right. We can deal with whoever is behind us later.
09:50Right now we need to recalibrate.
09:52Its frequency to cancel out the wave interference.
09:54And reveal the anti-glow's real location.
09:58Gotcha!
10:03What the...
10:04Where am I?
10:05You're safe.
10:06Thanks.
10:07You can get off my stomach now.
10:14We did it.
10:15You know, you would make a pretty good superhero.
10:18Ugh, why can't you let the hero thing go?
10:21Just cause someone has powers?
10:23Who's talking about powers?
10:24You got a hero's heart.
10:25You just gotta follow it.
10:27I still hate being called a superhero.
10:29We're live with the superheroes who put a stop to Evil's crime spree.
10:33That's right, Ms. Vale.
10:34Don't worry, Gotham.
10:35Evil was under mind control and completely innocent all along.
10:38Now that's Newscast FM!
10:40Woohoo!
10:41Go, Alpha!
10:42So, Batman, who was behind this scheme?
10:46Oh, right.
10:47Uh...
10:48Let's ask your superhero teammate here.
10:51Uh...
10:52Her name is Vulcan...
10:53I'm not a superhero.
10:54What my superhero...
10:55I mean, not superhero friend is trying to say is...
10:58Vicky's right.
10:59We need to find out who was behind this.
11:01And why.
11:02I'm sure Batman's already on it.
11:05Yeah, about that.
11:06I was thinking.
11:07Team Alpha did a great job.
11:08Mostly thanks to strong leadership.
11:10But is it weird Team Bravo didn't catch a single evil member?
11:15Looks like they were busy with something else.
11:18Ugh.
11:19You sound just like your dad.
11:20Really?
11:21Uh...
11:22Really?
11:23Interesting observation.
11:24But come to think of it, your dad was acting secretive with Alfred earlier.
11:29About what?
11:30My birthday's ten months away, and they don't start planning till the six month mark.
11:34What else could it be?
11:35Who knows?
11:36Something tells me if Batman wants a secret kept, it stays kept.
11:41Where are we going?
11:45He's not the only one keeping it.
11:47The anti-glow is a thousand meters away, sir.
11:50Seven hundred.
11:51Six hundred ninety-nine.
11:53Six hundred ninety-eight.
11:55It's okay, Alfred.
11:56Six hundred ninety-seven.
11:57I've got a visual.
11:58Good.
11:59Counting backwards isn't as easy as it used to be.
12:02More importantly, we can finally finish this whole thing up.
12:06Finish what up, Alfred?
12:11I'm sorry, Master Damien.
12:13I'm not at liberty to divulge such information.
12:16Oh, I understand.
12:18Really.
12:19And believe me, I don't want to do what I'm about to do.
12:22But Alfred, you leave me no choice.
12:27No.
12:29Please.
12:30Anything but that.
12:31Alfred.
12:34Could you please tell me?
12:35No!
12:36Great.
12:37We only have fifty-nine seconds to stop the activation.
12:48Use the activate the anti-glow and all the activate these guys.
12:52And got it.
13:05Something still doesn't add up.
13:10What?
13:11What does it?
13:12Why go through the trouble of acquiring the anti-glow only to use it in a straightforward and frankly easily foiled plot?
13:20This diagnostic test will take a minute.
13:24In the meantime, we can help the kids round up evil.
13:27And Damien will never know.
13:29Son.
13:30I see Team Alpha wrapped up the evil mission already.
13:34Well done.
13:35Uh, you're probably wondering what that is, huh?
13:40Actually, so am I.
13:41Alicia, do you...
13:42Hmm?
13:43Ahem.
13:44Oh, Alfred filled you in on our anti-glow here, huh?
13:48Did he happen to mention Alicia and I have been tracking it down for weeks?
13:52He-he did.
13:54Well, go ahead.
13:55Yelp, you went on a world-saving mission without me?
13:59Guess I deserve it.
14:01Please, Yelp.
14:02You went on a world-saving mission without me?
14:05Come on, Damien.
14:06Be mad.
14:07You can be mad at me.
14:11Oh, you gotta think about it.
14:13Need some space?
14:17Okay, cool down.
14:18Come back later.
14:22Come back.
14:27That conniving detective!
14:29Say what you will about our side of the family.
14:31We may crush our enemies and topple nations, but do we lie to our children?
14:38Occasionally, but only to the bad ones.
14:40And you are not a bad one, Damien.
14:45Son, what are you doing?
14:50Damien?
14:52Hey.
14:55You okay, BW?
14:56No.
14:57I'm no closer to figuring out who was behind the anti-glow plot.
15:01Master Bruce, are you okay about Damien?
15:04I know what you meant.
15:06But right now, we have too many unanswered questions.
15:09Who has the anti-glow?
15:10What are they doing with it?
15:12Why did they use evil?
15:14Ugh!
15:15It just doesn't make any sense.
15:20And maybe that's the point.
15:21Ugh!
15:22Watch it, you big, dumb, limp!
15:23Ugh!
15:24Is that funny?
15:25Whoa!
15:26Who's laughing now?
15:27My, my, my, someone's angry.
15:28Oh, I get angry too.
15:29Punching stuff to head off steam is great.
15:30But nothing puts me in a better mood faster than some good hearty laughter.
15:32So how about coming in for a few yards?
15:33Whack!
15:34Joker!
15:35Figure that!
15:36Come in and stay awhile!
15:37Come in and stay awhile!
15:38Hey, whoa!
15:39Is that funny?
15:40Whoa!
15:41Who's laughing now?
15:42Who's laughing now?
15:43My, my, someone's angry.
15:45Oh, I get angry too.
15:47Punching stuff to head off steam is great.
15:50But nothing puts me in a better mood faster than some good hearty laughter.
15:55So how about coming in for a few yards?
15:58Whack!
15:59Joker!
16:00You go!
16:01Come in and stay a while.
16:05Welcome to my humble hideout.
16:08Now, take a load off while I tell you a story about my life.
16:13It stars Papa and me.
16:16April Fool's Day, the jokiest day on the Joker family calendar.
16:25Holidays are a special time for family,
16:28and my Papa Jay and I loved celebrating together.
16:32Not just by ourselves.
16:33We spread holiday spirit all through the town.
16:41Then, one April Fool's Eve,
16:43Papa promised we'd pull the greatest prank of all time.
16:47That night, I could scarcely wait.
16:50But wait, I did. And wait. And wait.
16:54Until I realized my father pulled our big prank.
17:00Without me.
17:03And even after all these years,
17:05I am still so very angry.
17:10Oof. Oh, that felt good to share.
17:13Your turn.
17:14What are you up to, Joker?
17:16About six-four barefoot.
17:18I told you. I'm a changed man.
17:22I simply saw an old friend in need and wanted to cheer him up.
17:25I'm not your friend.
17:27Now, where have I heard that before?
17:29Fine. Forget about the Jay man.
17:31Let's talk about your anger.
17:33I bet we got something in common there, huh?
17:35Dads. Gosh, we are so alike.
17:38I'm not mad at my dad.
17:40Dad?
17:41It's just...
17:42Well, I seem to recall last Christmas,
17:44a little boy whose daddy gave him the only gift he ever wanted.
17:48A partnership.
17:50And now, here you are, on the street, alone.
17:53Oh! Speaking of partner, I almost forgot.
17:56I came across a ton of security footage featuring your partner,
18:00and...
18:01Now, who is that fighting at his side?
18:03That's enough, Joker!
18:06It's okay to be mad.
18:08You just don't know how to express your emotions.
18:11And I bet I know whose fault that is.
18:14Hmm?
18:15Rhymes with...
18:16That can!
18:18I mean it, Joker!
18:19Uncle Joker says,
18:21Let it out, baby.
18:22Don't you just want to scream?
18:24I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore, Dad!
18:27Yes, I am mad at my dad!
18:30You sure are.
18:45Look, I know everyone's upset with me because I hurt Damien's feelings.
18:49But he'll bounce back, you'll see.
18:51Actually, where is he?
18:53Yeah, he's usually on his third bowl of choco flakies by now.
18:56Hmm, I guess I could check on him.
19:01Damien?
19:02You awake?
19:03Listen, I...
19:04Dr. Langstrom?
19:05Have you ever tried a bed before?
19:08It's so comfortable!
19:10Where is he?
19:12You won't find him here, detective.
19:15Thanks to your betrayal, the boy's anger drove him out into the night!
19:19And you let him go?
19:21He'll be fine!
19:22He's an al Ghul!
19:23Besides, after the treachery within these walls, I can't say he's not better off there!
19:31Get the lights on the way out, daddy-o!
19:35Wait, Damien's gone?!
19:38I'm going out to look for him.
19:40We're coming with you.
19:41Nope, I need you to...
19:46I should've known.
19:47So this isn't the real Antiglow?
19:49Then who has the real...
19:51Happy April Fools, Gotham!
19:55The holidays are upon us again!
19:59And your old pal Joker is back to share a few chuckles with all you Gothamites on the last April Fools you'll ever have!
20:09Now turning those reformed super-villains on you earlier was just an appetizer to...
20:15Wet your whistle.
20:16For the main course, I'll be serving Gotham its first-ever 24-hour prank-a-thon!
20:23Oh, yes!
20:24We have some back-slapping, gut-busting surprises for you!
20:28Why, you ask?
20:30Because let's not forget...
20:32Holidays are a time for family.
20:34So let me waste no more time introducing the co-host...
20:38My son!
20:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
20:48Joker Junior!
20:50Happy April Fools, Gotham!
20:54Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:56Yay!
20:57I got you there!
20:58Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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