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00:00Ah, you smell that boys? That's the smell of a well-earned vacation.
00:14I think that smell is animal feces.
00:17Actually, that's boss feces.
00:19Oh, I can't wait to reconnect with nature!
00:22Is this like the Brazil thing where it's gonna be like a big fake out or is this an actual real vacation this time?
00:27No, no, no. This one's for you.
00:30Alright, make yourselves at home. If you guys get hungry, there's all the slop you can eat.
00:35I got a sweet hot tub in the back you can chill out in.
00:38And I got Super Monkey Ball for the GameCube.
00:41Oh, I love Super Monkey Ball!
00:42Dude, you like Super Monkey Ball?
00:44Pim, bro, I knew I liked you, dude.
00:47Come here, bring it in, brother.
00:49Mr. Boss, that's nice.
00:50What's the Wi-Fi password, Mr. Boss?
00:52Oh, yeah, it's I underscore hate underscore Allen 58 and that's all lowercase.
01:04Hey, what's this, Mr. Boss?
01:05Oh, that? Well, that's a painting of the mysterious Brown Blur.
01:09It's a cryptid that allegedly roams these very woods.
01:13Legend has it, the man who painted it went insane and died immediately.
01:18I bet a real photograph of the Brown Blur would be worth a lot of money.
01:22If someone could get it.
01:23Wait, really? Like a lot?
01:25Oh, yeah.
01:26Oh, yeah.
01:28Alright, I'm gonna go for a hike up the mountain.
01:30Does anyone want to come?
01:31Yeah, I'll go.
01:32Cool, let's go.
01:33By the way, did I hate Allen work?
01:36Yeah, it worked.
01:37Good.
01:38Good.
01:39I didn't think you'd want to come on a hike with me, Charlie.
01:43Dude, I don't really care about hiking.
01:44I just came along to get a picture of that creature the boss was just talking about
01:47so I could make oodles and oodles of money from it.
01:49Do you think you could actually get a photo?
01:50Oh, absolutely.
01:51Pim, dude, if I did a work with you at Smiling Friends,
01:53I would totally be like an elite spy working at like, you know, the FBI or the CIA or something.
01:58And I, you know, I try to hide that side of me because I know I'm so good at it.
02:01But yeah, there's definitely like a beast within me that I, that I keep from you
02:04because I don't want to freak you out and stuff.
02:06Oh, okay.
02:07Wait, shh.
02:08What?
02:09What?
02:10Yo, what's up?
02:11It's me, Mothman, legendary cryptid.
02:14Uh, we're actually looking for a different cryptid called the Brown Blur.
02:18Do you know who that is, where that might be?
02:20Nope, never heard of it.
02:21But if you want, you can get a photo with me.
02:24Uh, no, thanks, man.
02:25No, we're all, we're all good, man.
02:26We're all good.
02:27Ah, suit yourself, stupid.
02:28Mothman away.
02:29I'm going to take a bridge down.
02:30Ha ha ha!
02:31Woo!
02:32Woo!
02:33I don't know if I really like Mothman.
02:36He, he seems a bit off.
02:37Yeah, dude, Mothman sucks.
02:38He, he really is the worst cryptid.
02:39He doesn't really look like a moth, does he?
02:41No, I was going to say he looks more like a man-moth.
02:48God damn it.
02:49I, I need to sit for a second.
02:50I just need to sit for one second.
02:51Yeah.
02:52Yeah, sure.
02:53We should probably turn back soon, too.
02:55What's with all this rubbish around here?
02:57This is awful.
02:58I don't know.
02:59Charlie, what are you doing?
03:00There's already trash everywhere anyway, dude.
03:02Who cares?
03:03That doesn't mean we have to make it worse.
03:06Oh, thank you.
03:09I could barely breathe.
03:11What?
03:12Who said that?
03:13Down here.
03:14Who threw that awful trash on me just now?
03:17Uh, I think it was-
03:20Some Mothman.
03:21Some Mothman.
03:22Yeah, it was Mothman.
03:23Yeah, Mothman.
03:24He ran away.
03:25Oh, okay.
03:26Well, thank you for helping me.
03:28No problem.
03:29I'm Pim and this is my hiking partner, Charlie.
03:32Pleased to meet you, Pim and Charlie.
03:34I'm Mother Nature.
03:36Mother Nature?
03:37Wait, is it like THE Mother Nature?
03:39The very same.
03:41Oh, are you okay?
03:44No, I'm not.
03:46All these people littering has made me weak and sick.
03:49Oh, is there anything we can do to help you?
03:52Actually, we're busy, so sorry.
03:53We can't really stop the-
03:54Well, since you asked, there is something you can do.
04:01To help me, it's a simple task.
04:03There's just one thing that I would ask.
04:05Roll up your sleeves and do your part.
04:07Look into your delicious heart and clean up, clean up, clean up the felt.
04:13Clean up, clean up, clean up the felt.
04:17Being sick is very bad.
04:19But if you clean, you won't be sad.
04:21Yay, clean up this nasty, nasty girl.
04:24No, no thanks.
04:25I don't have any gloves or anything.
04:27Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, oh, please.
04:29Please, all this trash is making your sleeves a chill.
04:33We're sick and dying, so we've lived, don't us funny characters.
04:36We'll surely croak.
04:37Come on, Charlie.
04:38Let's clean up for Mother Nature.
04:40All right, just for a bit.
04:43Clean up, clean up, clean up the felt.
04:48Clean up, clean up, clean up the felt.
04:51Which one of you boys wants a hot dog?
04:58Mmm, Glep wants his Nami's.
05:01Yo, Alan, how do you like your wiener, dog?
05:05I don't want no hot dog.
05:07I've got other things to worry about.
05:09I need to draft a long email for our insurance.
05:12Alan, like, relax, man.
05:14We're on vacation, brother.
05:15It's time to chill out.
05:16That's easy for you to say.
05:18I have a lot of responsibilities.
05:20Alan, I may be the boss, but I'm also an employee of life.
05:25And I've learned that sometimes you've got to let your hair down and smell the hot dogs.
05:34That's nice, but I still do not want the hot dog.
05:37The last time I tried to make a hot dog for you, man!
05:42Do you think I was in the wrong there, Glep?
05:47Yeah.
05:56Wow, I feel much better now.
05:59Of course.
06:00And thank you for the lovely song.
06:02No, thank you, Pim.
06:04Have a wonderful blueberry, Pim.
06:06Oh, wow.
06:07What a marvelous blueberry.
06:09All right.
06:10Nice knowing you.
06:11Let's go, Pim.
06:12Goodbye.
06:13Goodbye.
06:14Goodbye.
06:15Goodbye.
06:16Oh, that was so cool.
06:17I can't believe we met Mother Nature.
06:19And all the other characters.
06:24Pim, don't ever do that again.
06:26Hey, hey, sorry, sorry.
06:27I'm so glad you guys didn't leave.
06:28It's me again.
06:29Look, do you guys have, like, WhatsApp or Instagram or Facebook or Twitter?
06:32Look, dude, I just got to be honest with you.
06:33I'm sorry, man.
06:34We're not interested, dude.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36Oh, got him.
06:38Hurray, hurray, hurray.
06:40Why did you do that?
06:41Because he littered on me before.
06:43Thank heavens you saw who it was,
06:45or else he might have gotten away with his crime.
06:48Look, Mother Nature, I'm against littering as much as you,
06:50but I don't think you should be killing people over it.
06:53That's illegal.
06:54You're right.
06:55Quick, put the body in my mouth.
06:57We must hide the evidence.
06:58Clean up, clean up, clean up, clean up.
07:05Splanko!
07:06Haha, I win!
07:09Hey, Mr. Boss.
07:10Sorry about the hot dog incident before.
07:13No, it's okay, Alan.
07:14I just...
07:15I want you to have a nice vacation.
07:18And I don't want you stressed and working all the time.
07:21It's not good for you, man.
07:23Well, I guess I can try to relax for a bit.
07:26What are you doing here?
07:27Blanche, Blanco.
07:29Want to join?
07:30Sure.
07:32Ooh, my cookies are done!
07:34Yay!
07:41Ooh, cookies.
07:42How delectable.
07:43May I have a cookie, Mr. Boss?
07:45Alan, what are you doing all the way over there?
07:48I can barely hear you.
07:50Cookie delivery for Alan?
07:53Where do I sign?
07:55Nowhere.
07:57It's free.
07:58Oh.
07:59Mmm.
08:00Mmm.
08:01Delicious.
08:02Yeah, it is.
08:04Yeah.
08:07Ugh, more emails.
08:09You know what?
08:10this effing laptop.
08:12I'm on vacation!
08:16That was a work laptop, Alan, but I am happy for you.
08:19Yes!
08:20I feel like myself again!
08:21I wonder if there's any more litterers around these woods.
08:22Clean up, clean up, clean up, clean up.
08:23Help!
08:24Hey, we need to run now.
08:25We can't, Charlie.
08:26If we don't stop her, she's gonna kill lots of people.
08:27Dude, why'd you have to stop and talk to a hole in the first place, man?
08:28Well, this wouldn't have happened if you could throw away that can on her, Charlie.
08:30What?
08:31Oh, uh, nothing.
08:32You were the ones who littered that can?
08:34No, wait, stop!
08:35Mommy, Mommy!
08:36They lied!
08:37Mothman didn't litter!
08:38It was that yellow thing!
08:39What?
08:40I killed Mothman for no reason?
08:41Ah!
08:42You were bad!
08:43Charlie!
08:44Ah!
08:45Charlie!
08:46Ah!
08:47Ah!
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09:00Ah!
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09:02Ah!
09:03Ah!
09:04I heard the Force Owlman Glyph swoop in and save us at the last second!
09:07Oh!
09:08Ah!
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10:23And she killed Mothman, too.
10:24Yeah, and I didn't find the brown blur, so, you know,
10:27maybe I wasn't as good of a cryptid hunter as I thought I was.
10:30What cryptid?
10:31The painting of the cryptid that you showed me, the brown blur thing.
10:36Oh.
10:38Oh, the painting.
10:39Dude, I was joking.
10:41That's a picture of the inside of my asshole.
10:44It's from a colonoscopy.
10:45I thought you knew that.
10:53Mothman, my son, was the apple of my eye.
11:07I can't do it.
11:08Can't do it.
11:09Goblin corn on cake.
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