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00:00The Lucy Show
00:10Starring Lucille Ball
00:17Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:30Mr. Louis
01:00Touché, Mrs. Carmichael
01:06Mr. Mooney, I'm so sorry
01:09But I was in such a hurry to tell you the good news
01:11Boy, are you going to be surprised
01:13About what?
01:15I won first place in a dog food contest
01:17That doesn't surprise me
01:22I've tasted your cooking
01:23I didn't make the dog food
01:27I just entered the contest
01:28And I won a trip to London
01:30Look, here's my ticket
01:32My plane leaves Monday morning
01:34Well, what makes you think you can take off from work
01:36Just like that?
01:37Oh, well, I have some days coming to me
01:39I've been saving up my sick leave
01:41Your sick leave?
01:42Yes, yes, sir
01:43And oh, you don't know what I've gone through
01:45To save up those few measly days
01:47Oh, some days I have been so miserable
01:50Oh, well, I never realized you were so dedicated
01:54Oh, yes
01:55You know, one day I came to work in such pain
01:58That I had to ask the bank guard
01:59To give me a bullet to bite on
02:01Why, you poor say
02:05Well
02:05However, Mrs. Carmichael
02:08It is impossible for you to leave at this time
02:11Why?
02:12Because I have to go east next week on business
02:15And I want someone to be here in this office
02:16Well, Mr. Mooney
02:17Last year we both took our vacations
02:19At the same time nobody even missed us
02:21Exactly
02:22And I never want that to happen again
02:24Oh, Mr. Mooney
02:26That's a thanks I get for all the hard work I've done
02:29All the long hours of concentration I've put in
02:32On what?
02:34On my dog food jingle
02:36Dog food jingle?
02:38Yeah, the one that I won the prize with
02:40I feed my doggy arf-arf
02:43I buy it by the bunch
02:45I know it's tasty dog food
02:47I eat it myself for lunch
02:48You wrote that?
02:55Yes, I did
02:56Oh, you do need sick leave
03:00You mean I can go?
03:03Oh, go, go, go
03:04Oh, Mr. Mooney
03:06Thank you
03:06Thank you
03:07Oh, I'm going to London
03:09I'm going to London
03:10I'm going to tell the girls
03:11I'm going to London
03:12I'm going to
03:13And they think there'll always be an England
03:41Flight 19
03:49British Imperial Jet Service
03:51To London
03:51Is now loading at Gate Center
03:53Oh, Mary Jane
03:58I'm so excited
03:59There it is
04:00There it is
04:01British Imperial Airways
04:03You know what it said on the ticket
04:04From the moment you step up to the counter
04:06You feel a bit of Britain
04:08Oh
04:08Isn't it exciting?
04:09Lucy
04:10But you better hurry, honey
04:11You have to check your ticket
04:12Yeah, okay, honey
04:13Oh, dear
04:17Where's your ticket?
04:18I must have left it in my bag
04:19Oh, my God
04:22Oh, I left it in my bag
04:24Oh, my bag
04:25My bag, my jacket
04:26My bag
04:27Ask this man
04:27What am I going to do?
04:29Ask this man
04:29Sir, sir
04:31Excuse me
04:32I'm on my way to London
04:33And I had my ticket
04:33And I left it in my bag
04:34And I put my bag down there
04:35And it went that way
04:37And I don't know how to get it back
04:38Oh, really?
04:39Well, the only way
04:40You're going to be able to get it back
04:41You know what the better
04:42Bill she was asking
04:42The old service
04:43You have to pay him
04:44What do you do really?
04:45You know
04:46What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50The only possible way you can receive back
04:52are the better men this year,
04:53so I don't know she's a baby boss.
04:54There's three possible things you can do, really.
04:57Did you understand what he said?
04:59No.
05:00Uh, excuse me, sir.
05:02Perhaps your friend could help me?
05:04Uh, say for a call,
05:05I think he's Americans, you know.
05:07Right, however.
05:08As I understand it,
05:09you're in a bit of a tiz-was
05:11because you went and lost your bloomin' doodah lady?
05:14Yes, yes, I lost my bloomin' doodah lady
05:17and I want to know how to get her back.
05:18But then you need to get yourself in a state.
05:21Well, of course I'm in a state.
05:22My plane's ready to take off
05:23and my tickets are in my bag
05:25and my bag took off without me
05:27and I don't know how to get it.
05:28Perhaps I can be of some help, ladies.
05:30Oh, I hope so.
05:31I sure would appreciate it.
05:32If you don't mind, sir.
05:33What this man was trying to tell you
05:35is that the baggage room's in the basement.
05:36In the basement?
05:37Oh, thank...
05:38Basement?
05:39I don't know if I have time to get to the basement.
05:40My plane is taking off to London.
05:42Flight 19.
05:43How soon does Flight 19 leave?
05:45It just left.
05:47It just left.
05:49Oh, no.
05:50Oh, no.
05:52Oh, no.
05:53Oh, no.
05:54Oh, I knew this was too good to be true.
05:57Honey, I told you to get an earlier start.
05:59Don't get so upset.
06:00Look, there's a plane leaving for New York in a few minutes.
06:04I'm not going to New York.
06:05I'm going to London.
06:06I know.
06:07If you take the plane from here to New York,
06:09there they can get your connections on to London.
06:11Oh, can they do that?
06:12Sure.
06:13Oh, thank you.
06:14Now, remember to take your tickets to the main ticket company.
06:16Oh, yes, sir.
06:17Yes, sir.
06:18Oh, my tickets.
06:19I gotta get my tickets.
06:20Yeah, I gotta get my tickets.
06:21Lucy, what are you doing?
06:22I'm gonna get me four to do, John Lighty.
06:23There you are.
06:24Seat 10C.
06:25Oh, thank you.
06:26Thank you very much.
06:27Oh, yes, yes, yes, thank you.
06:41Oh, miss, I keep forgetting about the difference in time.
06:56Do I set my watch ahead or back?
06:58It's three hours later in New York.
07:00Oh, well, I'm not just going to New York.
07:03I'm going all the way to London, London, England, and Europe.
07:09How very nice.
07:11The time difference is eight hours between here and London.
07:14London, England.
07:15In Europe.
07:26Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
07:36Sir, I wonder if you would do me a favor.
07:39Yeah, what is it?
07:40You see, my girlfriend is here to see me often.
07:42I promised to wave to her, but I don't think she can see me.
07:45Would you wave to Mary Jane?
07:46She's the one in the green suit right by the gate.
07:49Just give her a little wave.
07:51Oh, thank you very much.
07:54Oh, look, she's waving back to her.
07:56And she's throwing me a kiss.
07:58She's the very best girlfriend I've got.
08:00Would you mind throwing her a kiss?
08:06Oh, thank you.
08:08Oh, excuse me.
08:09Oh, I would love to get a shot of her just waving to me.
08:13Would you just draw back a little bit?
08:15Oh, maybe you better take it.
08:18Maybe you better just press this little thing right here.
08:20Yes.
08:21Now, look, get her attention.
08:22Wave to her.
08:23Wave to her.
08:25Thank you very much.
08:26I appreciate that.
08:27She really is my very best girlfriend.
08:29I'm terribly sorry.
08:30I'm sitting on the wrong side of the plane to wave goodbye to her.
08:31May I take your coat?
08:32Oh, yes.
08:33Yes, I guess so.
08:36Is there anything else I can do for you?
08:37No, I don't think so.
08:38Later, I may have some coffee, tea or milk.
08:42Oh, yes.
08:44Oh, yes.
08:45Yes, I guess so.
08:48Is there anything else I can do for you?
08:49No, I don't think so.
08:50Later, I may have some coffee, tea or milk.
08:54Mr. Mooney!
08:55Mrs. Carmichael, what are you doing here?
08:58Well, I don't do anything–
09:03Mr. Mooney!
09:20Mrs. Carmichael, what are you doing here?
09:23Well, I don't blame you for being surprised.
09:25I miss my plane.
09:27That doesn't surprise me.
09:29Well, I'm going to New York on this plane,
09:31and then I get my plane for London from there.
09:33Oh, I see, I see.
09:35My, it's a small world, isn't it?
09:38Yes.
09:39And with you in it, no wonder they're racing for the moon.
09:45Mr. Mooney, you know, you ought to be glad that I'm sitting here with you
09:49instead of some stranger.
09:51After all, it's a long trip, and you'll have someone nice to talk to.
09:55Mrs. Carmichael, when I arrive in New York,
09:57I'm going directly to an important meeting.
10:00That's why I'm studying these documents.
10:02And I don't want to be disturbed.
10:07Oh, yes, sir.
10:20Isn't this a wonderful age we live in?
10:32Breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London.
10:38Isn't it exciting?
10:39Frankly, my business takes me on so many transcontinental overseas trips
10:43that it isn't very exciting for me.
10:45I get pretty sick of flying.
10:48Oh, really?
10:49Well, actually, I get a little bored now and then, too, yeah.
10:54Imagine your seatbelts, please.
10:56Oh, I guess we're going to take off, huh?
10:58You better fasten your seatbelt.
11:20I'd be happy to if you'd give me the other half of my belt.
11:26Oh, you have...
11:28Yeah, yeah.
11:28Oh, you have two buckles.
11:30Oh, for heaven's sake.
11:32You have part of mine.
11:34Oh, my goodness.
11:37I don't know why they don't have the right in the first place.
11:40Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?
11:43Since the takeoff portion of our flight will be over water,
11:46I'd like to demonstrate how to put on the life jackets,
11:49which you'll find under your seat.
12:00Sir, she wants you to pay attention.
12:02I've seen this a hundred times.
12:05Oh, oh, yeah.
12:06It's a real drag.
12:08The chances of your having to use the life jackets are very remote,
12:12but regulations require this demonstration.
12:15After the jacket is securely tied,
12:19it is inflated by pulling this cord.
12:23Jacket should be inflated only after leaving the plane.
12:26Thank you very much.
12:32Would you care for some gum?
12:51Oh, thank you.
12:52No, thank you.
12:53It's for your ears.
12:54Oh, of course.
13:00I forgot.
13:12Does gum really help?
13:14Oh, yes.
13:14Chewing the gum does seem to help relieve the pressure during the takeoff.
13:49Oh, my God.
14:19Oh, my God.
14:49I get so used to wearing them, I forget I have them on.
15:05Oh, I'm glad you're through with your work, Mr. Mooney.
15:24I was feeling kind of lonesome.
15:26Carmichael, I'm going to listen to some nice, quiet music and try to get some rest.
15:31Oh, is that what those are?
15:33Yeah!
15:35Yeah!
15:39What are you doing?
15:51I was just trying to turn up the volume.
16:07Well, turn up your own volume.
16:09Oh, my God, all I want is a little rest, so I look fresh at that meeting.
16:18Sorry, sir.
16:21I certainly hope they serve lunch soon.
16:37And I didn't have any breakfast.
16:38Miss, Miss, you have to press the button on the arm at the same time.
16:59Oh, of course, I forget.
17:02All planes are different.
17:06Oh, I found it.
17:07I have it now.
17:08Yes.
17:09All right.
17:09What's the matter?
17:18Did you have a bad dream?
17:21No, I didn't have a bad dream.
17:26Miss, your button is on this arm.
17:29Oh.
17:31Oh.
17:32Oh, yes.
17:39Oh, my God.
19:09Champagne?
19:11Champagne?
19:12Oh, thank you.
19:24Hi.
19:25This is delicious.
19:27Happy landing.
19:29Bon voyage.
19:30Oh, the boniest.
19:33What was that?
19:39Just a little turbulence.
19:41A little turbulence?
19:43Wow.
19:44I hope they don't have too much of that up here.
19:48Oh, my.
19:49Was that some more turbulence?
19:55It's getting a little rough.
19:57It certainly is.
19:58More champagne?
19:59Why not?
20:00It's getting a little rough.
20:01It certainly is.
20:02More champagne?
20:03Why not?
20:05More champagne?
20:06Why not?
20:07More champagne?
20:08Why not?
20:10More champagne?
20:11Oh, my.
20:12Here.
20:13Here.
20:14Here.
20:15Here.
20:16Here.
20:17Here.
20:18Here.
20:19Here.
20:20Here.
20:21Boys, it's getting hot in here.
20:47I certainly hope they serve lunch pretty soon.
20:51You know, it's nearly midnight in London, England, in Europe.
21:21You know something?
21:28What?
21:29You're awfully nice.
21:31I think I'm going to tell you a little secret.
21:41Secret?
21:43I've never flown before.
21:47You're kidding.
21:49You couldn't tell, could you?
21:54I would have sworn you were Peter Pan.
22:01Boy, I hope they serve lunch pretty soon.
22:07I certainly didn't mention this turbulence in my travel folder.
22:14I think we're heading into a little storm.
22:17Really?
22:18I think we're heading into a little storm.
22:20Really?
22:21Really?
22:22Really?
22:23Really?
23:25What are you doing with your light jacket on?
23:28Light jacket? What's going on?
23:30Well, the plane was ditching.
23:32The plane's ditching?
23:33Ditching!
23:36Where's my light jacket?
23:38Where's my light?
23:40I know it.
23:44Yeah, I know it's on your...
23:45Yeah, what's going on?
23:46All right, I'm...
23:47All right, settle down now, settle down.
23:52Settle down now, everybody.
23:55Now, what's going on here?
23:57Well, he said the plane was ditching.
24:00Now, look, sir, you've caused nothing but trouble since you came aboard.
24:06Fell out of your seat, you wrecked the luggage rack, and now you've got the whole plane in an uproar.
24:12Now, everybody, just be calm.
24:14Everything's going to be all right.
24:16Now, take your seats.
24:17Sit down, sir.
24:18Everything's going to be just fine.
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