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00:00The Lucy Show
00:12Starring Lucille Ball
00:18Co-starring Gail Gordon
00:30Well, it's a good thing I know you're vocalizing
00:56or I think you were calling for your mate.
01:00I gotta sing tonight and I want my voice to be in shape.
01:03I know, I know.
01:04Hey, Lucy, have I got everything?
01:05Yeah, I think so.
01:07Hey, Lucy, I can't get this shut.
01:10Oh, here, let me help you.
01:13You just don't know how.
01:15That's using your head.
01:20Oh, Lucy, I just can't believe it.
01:23What?
01:23Me!
01:24Last week, a librarian, this week in show business,
01:28going to Palm Springs?
01:30Me!
01:31Well, if you find it so hard to believe,
01:33I got it right here in black and white.
01:34Listen to this.
01:35The popular Vagabonds group has added Carol Bradford
01:40as their featured vocalist for their appearance
01:42at the Palm Springs Golf Classic.
01:44How about that?
01:46Oh, what's the matter?
01:50You know, when I get nervous, I get the...
01:53Oh, I wish you were going with me.
01:56Oh, now, Carol, I'd love to, but I can't.
01:58Oh, but if you were going with me,
01:59I wouldn't be so nervous.
02:01Oh, it's such a beautiful place,
02:02and you'd meet such a lot of people.
02:05I know.
02:05Oh, it'd be such fun.
02:06I know, honey.
02:07Hey, Lucy, you know some of the most eligible
02:09bachelors in the world play in that golf tournament?
02:13Oh.
02:13Hey, Lucy, all the members of the act
02:16get their room and board free.
02:19So?
02:20Well, we'll just say that you're one of us,
02:22and they won't know the difference.
02:24Oh, I couldn't do that.
02:26Oh, Lucy, oh, please come with me.
02:28Oh, honey, I can't.
02:30Besides, Mr. Mooney is bringing some work over here
02:33for me to do over the weekend.
02:34You'll be here any minute.
02:36Hey, Lucy, why don't you pretend you're sick
02:38and then let him get somebody else to do the work?
02:41Pretend I'm sick?
02:42Yeah.
02:43What would I say was wrong with me?
02:45How about a sore throat or a broken arm?
02:49Oh, oh, well.
02:57Come in.
03:01Good morning, Miss Carmichael.
03:03Good morning, Mr. Mooney.
03:04Forgive me for not going to the door,
03:07but I was just unable to climb those stairs.
03:12Well, what's wrong?
03:14I don't know.
03:15It just hit me all of a sudden.
03:17I just feel black.
03:19Oh, that's too bad.
03:21However, I firmly believe
03:22that if people get busy working,
03:24they get their minds off themselves
03:26and they feel much better.
03:27But this poor girl has been very sick all day.
03:31Oh?
03:32Oh, oh, Mr. Mooney,
03:33this is my roommate, Carol Bradford.
03:35How do you do?
03:36So you're that nice, sweet, considerate boss
03:40Lucy's always talking about.
03:42Oh, she must be sick.
03:47Oh, this is very upsetting.
03:48This work is so important.
03:50Maybe if I sent my doctor over to that...
03:52Your doctor...
03:53Oh, no, no, no, Mr. Mooney.
03:55All she needs is complete rest over the weekend.
03:58She'll snap out of this.
04:00I don't think it's fatal.
04:01Oh, I hope not.
04:03I hope...
04:04Goodbye.
04:05Goodbye.
04:08Oh, just in case it is fatal,
04:12would you try to find out
04:13where she keeps my stamps and petty cans?
04:22Pops Bridge, here we come!
04:36Hey!
04:38Isn't this a life?
04:40Oh, yeah, just great.
04:42Oh, and I think the rooms are beautiful.
04:44Are they too much?
04:45Oh, I love the colors.
04:47Yeah.
04:47Why are you putting that up there?
04:53It's closer to the sun.
04:57That's a good idea.
05:04Flurry up!
05:05That's good.
05:14What are you doing?
05:15Well, I want to get some sun on my neck
05:17so I won't have a white blotch.
05:20Oh, yeah.
05:21I always have trouble getting the inside of my arms tanned.
05:25It's tough to get an even tanned.
05:27It sure is.
05:37Pardon?
05:42I'm Mr. Hoskell, the hotel manager.
05:44Oh, how do you do?
05:46I was just checking your accommodations.
05:49When I engaged this group,
05:50I was under the impression
05:51there was only one woman in the act.
05:53Oh, no, there must be some mistake.
05:56Miss Carmichael here is a very important member of the group.
06:00Oh, I see.
06:03Well, I'll look forward to seeing you perform.
06:06Good afternoon, ladies.
06:07Good afternoon.
06:08Oh, Carol, I was afraid something like this was going to happen.
06:13When he finds out I don't work in the act,
06:15he'll throw me right out of here.
06:16Now, don't you worry.
06:17We'll figure out some way to use you in the act.
06:19What can I do?
06:20Well, there must be something you can do.
06:23Well, I can play glow little glow worm.
06:26I'm an E-flat alto sax.
06:30I learned it in the eighth grade.
06:32No, somehow I don't think this is going to be
06:34a glow little glow worm audience.
06:36Oh, I better start packing.
06:37Oh, no, Lucy.
06:38Please stay with me.
06:39We'll figure out something.
06:41Well, what?
06:41You've got to stay, Lucy.
06:42I'm going to be so nervous.
06:44I want to stay.
06:55Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
06:56We're bringing you all the color
06:58preceding tomorrow's annual Palm Springs Golf Classic.
07:02And here to open the festivities,
07:05a great musical group,
07:06The Vagabonds, featuring Carol Bradford
07:09and Lucy Carmichael.
07:11Along the beach at Vagy Key,
07:22A fair wife is waiting for me
07:26With the dark eyes and lovable charms
07:30The very sweet of iron hospitality
07:33A hokey-a-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da
07:38A hokey-a-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da
07:42A hokey-a-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da
07:45A hokey-a-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da
07:47Honolulu, beautiful Honolulu
07:53Located in the singular island of Oahu
08:01Oahu spelled backwards is
08:04A hokey-a-ka-da-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da, hokey-a-ka-da
08:13Everybody loves a hokey-a-ka-da
08:17Where the louse and a cowgirl is a big louse
08:21We'll throw our nets right into the sea
08:25And all the little fishes come swimmin' to me
08:28How we roll it to a hokey-a-ka-da
08:36Hokey-
08:49Oh, my God.
09:19Oh, my God.
09:49Did I tell you there'd be a lot of handsome men around here?
09:51And didn't I listen?
09:53Oh, and look, they're putting the men's names up like bargains in the supermarket.
10:03May I help you?
10:04Uh, no.
10:05I was just browsing.
10:10Lucy, look!
10:11Colin Grant's playing in the tournament.
10:14Colin Grant, the millionaire sportsman?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Oh, what a man.
10:20Not only rich, but so handsome, so adventurous.
10:24Yeah, yeah, but you know what I like about him the most?
10:26What?
10:27He's so single.
10:28I don't know how long that's going to keep up, though, with the way the women keep throwing themselves at him.
10:34Yeah, I don't know how women can do that.
10:36I could never run after a man.
10:38You know, I think that is probably the most foolish thing any woman has ever done.
10:44Carol, it's...
10:45I know.
10:49I wonder if I could have my starting time.
10:51My name is Grant, Colin Grant.
10:53Oh, yes, sir.
10:5410.30 tomorrow morning.
10:56You know, I think my browsing is over.
10:59Gee, I wonder how I could get to meet him.
11:01You see, I know.
11:02I'll go over and ask him for his autograph, and then I'll bring you over.
11:07You'll ask him for his autograph and then bring me over?
11:11Yeah.
11:12Okay.
11:14Carol.
11:14Huh?
11:15You won't forget to bring me over.
11:19Hi.
11:20Mr. Grant?
11:21Yes.
11:22Could I have your autograph?
11:24Why, sure.
11:32You're welcome.
11:33Actually, it's not for me.
11:35It's for my girlfriend.
11:37Yeah, she's just crazy about big game hunting and safaris and the jungle.
11:44I'll tell him you were asking for it.
11:45Oh, thank you.
11:59My girlfriend's going to be so thrilled with this.
12:02Is that so?
12:03Well, why didn't she ask for my autograph herself?
12:05Oh, well, to tell you the truth, she's very standoffish about men.
12:09She can't stand women who are always chasing after men.
12:13Well, that's refreshing.
12:14Where is this standoffish friend of yours?
12:17Right over there.
12:21Oh.
12:22Little lady didn't want to meet me, huh?
12:25Afraid not.
12:26Well, you can't win them all.
12:28But I'll see if I can get her over here.
12:30Lucy, he wants to meet you.
12:35Yeah?
12:36No, Lucy, Lucy.
12:37Play it cool.
12:38Act very standoffish.
12:40Standoffish?
12:41Yeah, like you don't care.
12:42Come on.
12:48Miss Carmichael, may I present Mr. Grant?
12:52How do you do?
12:53How do you do?
12:54Lucy was quite interested in that safari film you showed on TV the other night.
13:03Oh, is that so?
13:04Have you ever done any big game hunting?
13:06Oh, I'll say she has.
13:08Last winter, she needed a new rug for her ski lodge.
13:12And do you know what she did?
13:14What?
13:17She took a little old rifle and went out hunting for a grizzly.
13:22A grizzly bear?
13:24Yes, back in Wyoming.
13:27Oh, yes, that's where I have my skiing lodge.
13:30This grizzly was so big that all the hunters called him Old Goliath.
13:35Old Goliath.
13:36You finally bagged him, huh?
13:39Uh, yes, yes.
13:40Today, Old Goliath is known as Old Wall to Wall.
13:46Doesn't she have a terrific sense of humor?
13:49Well, as a matter of fact, she's quite a gal.
13:53Say, I hadn't planned on going to this dinner dance they're having here tonight,
13:57but I was just wondering, perhaps you'd like to be my dinner date tonight?
14:01Oh, I, uh, I really have been swamped with invitations,
14:07but I'd be glad to put your name on the list.
14:09Well, I don't want to intrude.
14:10On the top of the list.
14:13Well, fine, I'll see you tonight.
14:15Uh, yes, uh, about what time?
14:18Well, how about, uh...
14:19You want to make it as early as possible?
14:22How about, uh, eight-ish?
14:24Oh, how about half-past-ish?
14:26Well, that's okay with me.
14:28If you'll excuse me, girls, I want to get out on the practice team.
14:30Oh, yes.
14:31See you later.
14:32Okay.
14:32Oh, isn't he something?
14:39Oh, what a beautiful day I'm having.
14:42Oh, what a beautiful night you're gonna have.
14:47Imagine me dating Colin Grant.
14:51Oh.
14:54Carol, look.
14:55Oh, no.
14:56Are you sure that's your Mr. Mooney?
14:57I know it's my Mr. Mooney.
15:06Mrs. Carmichael, I thought you were sick.
15:09You should have seen me when your name went up.
15:13What are you doing here?
15:15Mr. Mooney, it's all my fault.
15:17I forced her to come down here to bake out her virus.
15:20Yeah, you want a nice, healthy girl showing up for work Monday morning, don't you?
15:24Yes, so I'll call the employment agency and have them send me one.
15:29Oh, yeah, Mr. Mooney, you wouldn't fire a girl just because she got well, would you?
15:33Well, now that you're well, go back to town and get to work.
15:36But I can't, I can't leave, Mr. Mooney.
15:38Why not?
15:39Because tonight's one of the most important nights of my whole life.
15:43Colin Grant, the famous sportsman, has asked me to go to the dinner dance with him.
15:47Colin Grant?
15:48Yes.
15:48Did you have a date with Colin Grant?
15:51Haven't I?
15:51Yes.
15:52Why, he's my partner in the tournament.
15:54I know, I know.
15:56A man like that doesn't like to be stood up, Mr. Mooney.
15:59No, if she stood him up, why, it might throw him right off his game tomorrow.
16:03That's right.
16:04Oh, I wouldn't want that to happen.
16:06Well, well, well, if I stood him up, he wouldn't be himself at all.
16:09You know, he'd be nothing but a big, broken-hearted slob.
16:15It's hard for a big, broken-hearted slob to putt when he has tears in his eyes.
16:21Well, you keep that date, and for once in your life, be on time.
16:25Yes, sir.
16:25And you see to it that he enjoys himself this evening?
16:29Yes, yes, sir.
16:29Oh, yes, sir.
16:39How do I look?
17:03You look lovely.
17:05Lucy, there you are.
17:07Oh, well, you two have fun.
17:09I'll see you later.
17:10Oh, no, wait a minute, Carol.
17:11Girls, I hope you don't mind if we make it a foursome tonight.
17:16Yes, I've asked a friend of mine to join us for dinner, if you don't mind.
17:19Oh, fine.
17:20Hey, partner.
17:22Yes, Mr. Grant?
17:25Let's not be formal about that, Mr. Grant.
17:28Ted, I want you to meet Lucy and Carol.
17:32We've already met.
17:34Yes.
17:34We're old friends, aren't we, Teddy?
17:40Well, isn't that nice, Ted?
17:41Why don't you take Carol and say this is our table right here.
17:44You look lovely, Lucy.
17:45Well, thank you.
17:50Showtime, folks.
17:51Oh, showtime.
17:52That means us.
17:54I'm afraid we'll have to be excused for a few moments.
17:57Well, I didn't know you were an entertainer.
17:59Neither did I.
18:01Lucy does this as a hobby.
18:03Uh, yes, yes.
18:04I donate all my salary to the Society for Underprivileged Secretaries.
18:10And now we proudly present...
18:14The Vagabonds, featuring Carol Bradford and Lucy Carmichael.
18:18Oh, that lazy river
18:27By the old mill run
18:30That lazy, lazy river
18:34In the noonday sun
18:36It lingers in the shade
18:39On the kind old tree
18:42Throw away your troubles
18:45Be my dream of
18:48With a robin' song
18:54Meet the bright new morning
18:58We can loaf along
19:01Blue skies up above
19:04Everyone's in love
19:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
19:37Remember, the biggest river that ever floated a ship
19:41started out in life as just a little drip.
19:48A river helps you wash your clothes and also your dishes.
19:52A river is home to people, especially little fishes.
19:58The Mississippi River flows from north to south,
20:02and at the end it stops and says,
20:04well, shut my mouth.
20:07Now, this lazy river does nothing from dusk to dawn.
20:12Why, it's so lazy, the fishes would rather yawn than spawn.
20:22It's about a lot of the sound of sea.
20:24It's about a lot of the sound of sea.
20:26But lazy river where the old mills run.
20:28That lazy, lazy river in the new day sun.
20:32The wind is in the shade of a kind of tree.
20:35Throw away your troubles, dream a dream with me.
20:38Up the lazy river where the ball is soft.
20:42Awake the bright new morning, we can loathe along.
20:45To the sky up above, everyone's in love.
20:48Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
20:51Up the lazy river with me.
20:53Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
20:57Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
20:58We don't want you hanging out here anymore.
21:00The wind is in the shade of a kind of tree.
21:03Throw away your troubles, dream a dream with me.
21:06Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:08Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:09Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:10Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:11Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:12Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:13Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:14Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:15Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:16Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:17Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:18Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:19Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:20Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:21Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:22Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:24Up the lazy river, how happy you can be.
21:25Oh, there's a river with me.
21:55Oh, there's a river with me.
22:25Oh, there's a river with me.
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