Aquí no hay quien viva - 4x10 - Erase un par de bodas - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Belén y Paco preparan sus respectivas bodas, Belén con Pedro y Paco con Lourdes. Pero la noche anterior a la boda, Pedro le pide a Belén que firme la separación de bienes. Por otra parte, Juan Cuesta le vende el 2º B a Carlos y se encuentra con 90.000 euros en dinero negro que tiene que esconder en casa. Carlos ingresa en una secta extraña y los amigos tratan de ayudarle.

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00:00:30Fanta, what!

00:00:34Wow, I had to bet on him.

00:00:35Zero hitch!

00:00:37They don't tell us anything. That means Andrés is dead.

00:00:40He'll be in the warehouse with a tag on his big toe.

00:00:43Vicenta, what I'm wondering is, what are you doing here?

00:00:46Me? I'm worried about a neighbor.

00:00:48Relatives of Andrés Guerra?

00:00:49Yeah.

00:00:51How are you doing, doctor?

00:00:53Don't lie to us. Can we see him?

00:00:55Yes, but he won't recognize them.

00:00:57Andrés suffers from post-traumatic amnesia.

00:00:59He has total memory loss.

00:01:02Come on, it's erased from the hard drive.

00:01:04He doesn't remember anything at all.

00:01:05Let's see how it goes once we get home.

00:01:08We can't do anything else here.

00:01:10He's already been discharged, so you can take him whenever you want.

00:01:13And wouldn't it be better if you kept him under observation for a while?

00:01:16I mean, I'm a nurse.

00:01:17Elevator bumps are very bad.

00:01:19We have a lot of bed issues, and it will be easier for Andrés to recover in a more familiar environment.

00:01:24Well, let me check with my... well, with the man who lives with me.

00:01:29And I'll come back later or tomorrow and we'll see how we do it.

00:01:32Thanks, huh?

00:01:34Doctor!

00:01:35Prepare it for me, I'll take it myself.

00:01:38Ah, very good.

00:01:39And who are you?

00:01:39I?

00:01:40His wife.

00:01:41Oh, of course I'm nervous, my love.

00:01:43But how can I not be nervous if we're getting married on Saturday?

00:01:46So this guy is serious.

00:01:47Are you marrying Lourdes?

00:01:48We can't do any more.

00:01:50I have a clear conscience.

00:01:52Let's see.

00:01:53You're happy, aren't you?

00:01:54Well, that's it.

00:01:54Let's stop messing with her because she's hurting the kid.

00:01:57Ah, but...

00:01:58Oh, a little kiss from Lourdes for everyone.

00:02:00Come on, another one for her.

00:02:01Another one for her.

00:02:02Watch out, poor Chaunflan.

00:02:03You have many doubts about the hairstyle.

00:02:05It's difficult, huh?

00:02:06Dad!

00:02:07Hey, Paco.

00:02:08And you're not going to have a bachelor party?

00:02:10Yes, yes, we've already done it together.

00:02:11We went out to dinner with his parents.

00:02:12Ah, how cool.

00:02:13What a great plan, huh?

00:02:14Guys, I'm bringing you the invitations to my wedding.

00:02:17How thoughtful of you to remember us, Belén.

00:02:20This has reached me, huh?

00:02:21No, it's just that many people have let us down and we don't want to see empty benches.

00:02:25Do you want an invitation, Emilio?

00:02:27Yeah, man.

00:02:29This always comes in handy, you never know when you're going to run out of toilet paper.

00:02:32Hey, I'm being nice enough to invite you, huh?

00:02:35I think we can have a mature relationship between adults who respect each other and want the best for each other.

00:02:40Of course.

00:02:40Yes, I want you to have a very nice day and be very happy, and to step on the train of your dress and walk down the entire church aisle with your ass in the air.

00:02:48Bring this here.

00:02:49No, give it to me, I'm still reselling it at the door.

00:02:51I don't want to see you around, man.

00:02:57Hey, Emilio, so has her boyfriend forgiven her for cheating?

00:03:01Leave me alone.

00:03:01This Pedro is a heaven.

00:03:02I like it for Bethlehem.

00:03:04Two weddings on the same day.

00:03:05We look like important people.

00:03:07Well, but I imagine you'll come to mine, right?

00:03:08Shh, we'll have to compare ourselves.

00:03:11Everyone is getting married except me, I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.

00:03:14Son, bills, there is hair, there is hope.

00:03:17But, man, calm down.

00:03:18In an emergency, you always have her, Vicenta, available.

00:03:22Paco!

00:03:22Paco, run!

00:03:23Take a picture of me!

00:03:25So that?

00:03:25Do you know how to take those trick photos with your computer?

00:03:27Yes, yes, yes.

00:03:28Oh my God!

00:03:35Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:37Not here, not here.

00:03:39Every day is like this.

00:03:42I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:44I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:46I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:03:49Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:51Not here, not here.

00:03:52No, no, no.

00:03:53Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:03:55Not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:03:58That rumba overkill.

00:04:00I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:02The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:04:04I can't stand this place.

00:04:08Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:11You in an earthquake and a mudhole.

00:04:15Yes, yes.

00:04:17And you will have this ladder.

00:04:21Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:23Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:25Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:28Not here, no, no.

00:04:30Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:32Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:34Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:37Not here, not here.

00:04:39Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:41Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:44Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:46No.

00:04:47But how are we going to get Andrés into the house?

00:04:51And to Mexico.

00:04:52With all the love in the world, that's what you call a burden.

00:04:56Well, maybe it's tax deductible.

00:04:58Juan, he's my ex-husband.

00:05:00But he doesn't remember.

00:05:01That's the advantage.

00:05:03Oh, why does life suddenly become so complicated for us?

00:05:07It seems to be written by a bad novelist.

00:05:10I now want to focus on painting.

00:05:12Until I find my style, I'm going to imitate the greats.

00:05:14La Yoconda, Las Meninas and Guernica.

00:05:16Yes, darling, yes.

00:05:18Quietly and without disturbing anyone.

00:05:21Also, over time, I think we could decorate the landings with my works.

00:05:24That's where we could have some problems.

00:05:30Who put that there?

00:05:31The posh girl's boyfriend, who is collecting clothes and toys for poor children.

00:05:35Do you see it?

00:05:36Clothing and toy collection.

00:05:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is blocking the flow of neighbors.

00:05:41Oh, well, it seems like a very practical idea to me.

00:05:44That is, we ease our conscience and our closet at the same time.

00:05:47Besides, this container already fooled me.

00:05:49They're going to dump all kinds of garbage here.

00:05:50It is a hotbed of epidemics.

00:05:52The President of the Board gives me that.

00:05:53Oh, John!

00:05:55This pours all your anger and all your resentment onto the canvas.

00:05:59Art arises from intense feelings.

00:06:02Picasso painted Guernica when he was president of his community.

00:06:06I understood that it reflected the horrors of the German bombing of '37.

00:06:10No, think it over carefully.

00:06:12A landing with a wall light.

00:06:14A woman by a window.

00:06:16A group of bitter people.

00:06:18Ah!

00:06:18Screaming with your mouth open.

00:06:20This is a very clear neighborhood meeting.

00:06:23Yeah, yeah, well I've never seen it like that.

00:06:25And the meninas were by stipulation.

00:06:27Look, that client in the back is leaving.

00:06:29This is where we live, baby.

00:06:31In the first one.

00:06:33Look at what a beautiful portal.

00:06:35Hello.

00:06:35Andrés, how nice to see you.

00:06:37How are you feeling?

00:06:39They are Isabel and Juan, our neighbors from the second A.

00:06:42Forgive me, I'm still a little confused.

00:06:45Have you seen how quickly my husband is recovering?

00:06:48Your husband?

00:06:51Well yes, you're much better now, huh?

00:06:55Well then, now home with your wife.

00:06:57To recover memory little by little.

00:07:00If you ever get it back.

00:07:02Come on, honey.

00:07:04Hey, first, when you can, see if he gives me back the 500, I'm sure he'll let you.

00:07:10I'm not leaving you anything!

00:07:11You don't pay any attention to him.

00:07:13Who is it?

00:07:15A gentleman who is not well from here.

00:07:16He was working in a circus and he harassed a pony.

00:07:21Are you going to leave Andrés at Vicenta's house living a parallel reality?

00:07:24Yes, he will be looked after, he will be cared for, and no one will give him as much love as Vicenta.

00:07:30Well, it's nice, it's like starting from scratch.

00:07:33Yes, you can see blue summer as if it were the first time.

00:07:36But Juan, where are you hiding? I have the notary there to sign the contract for the apartment.

00:07:40Oh, don't we have to go to the notary?

00:07:42No, no, no, no, no. When they have money, they come to our house.

00:07:44So, you two as buyers and you representing Doña Nieves Cuesta,

00:07:54agrees to the sale of the second floor B at 21 Desengaño Street

00:07:58in a state free of encumbrances and leases

00:08:00and up to date with taxes, contributions and community expenses

00:08:03for the price of 190,000 euros.

00:08:06Sign me here, please.

00:08:08I don't understand how my sister accepted that figure.

00:08:10This is a renovated candy in the heart of the city.

00:08:12That's the price of writing. Wait a minute.

00:08:16And now proceed to the monetary compensation of the amount agreed upon with the selling party.

00:08:23Huh? The check.

00:08:25Ah, yes.

00:08:28Let's see.

00:08:32Give me.

00:08:35Well, congratulations.

00:08:38And enjoy it in good health.

00:08:40Thank you so much.

00:08:40What are they? Common-law marriages?

00:08:44Hey?

00:08:45No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:08:46It's okay. I'm married to a tax inspector.

00:08:50But not?

00:08:51Well, I'm going to save the check, because Nieves doesn't arrive until Saturday.

00:08:58Take.

00:09:00What is this?

00:09:01What is this? The B?

00:09:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The B.B. I know.

00:09:04But what is that?

00:09:06It's black money, Juan.

00:09:08That he had agreed with Nieves to pay 90,000 euros here.

00:09:12To whiten a little.

00:09:14Ah, good.

00:09:16Correct.

00:09:17I put it in a briefcase for you because it's a bit more cinematic.

00:09:20Hey?

00:09:20Tell it.

00:09:21Yes, yes, of course.

00:09:23Let's see...

00:09:24What do I do with this until my sister arrives?

00:09:27That's 15 million.

00:09:28But don't you have a safe?

00:09:30No.

00:09:31In homes where the end of the month begins on the 15th, a safe is not necessary.

00:09:34That's another of the charms of black.

00:09:35That we have to find a place to hide it.

00:09:37Damn, how exciting.

00:09:43Our first home.

00:09:44The energy is flowing, Roberto.

00:09:48Yeah.

00:09:48Well, now I'm leaving and I'll be back tonight.

00:09:50Where are you going?

00:09:51To see some friends.

00:09:53Well, if you don't have friends.

00:09:54Yes, now yes.

00:09:56I'm going to some meetings with a group of people.

00:09:58The Neboleans of the Fifth Planet.

00:09:59Ah.

00:10:00And those who play?

00:10:01No, they don't touch anything.

00:10:03It is a congregation of people who follow the doctrine of Brahma Mishael.

00:10:07The Brahma Mishael.

00:10:08But where did that one escape from?

00:10:10Hey, sorry, but he is a very special being who has helped me overcome spiritual failures.

00:10:14that have led me to suffering.

00:10:15Me and many other people.

00:10:17Don't you want to come to a meeting?

00:10:20Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:10:22But wait a minute.

00:10:23I'm going down to the video store to do something.

00:10:25Now let's go.

00:10:26Okay.

00:10:29Hey, someone come with me.

00:10:31I have to accompany Carlos to a very strange place.

00:10:33I'm just really busy, huh?

00:10:35Where are you going?

00:10:35To a meeting of the Denebolians of the fifth planet.

00:10:39Wow, that sounds like a shitty cult.

00:10:42Well, of course, I think this guy has been brainwashed.

00:10:44I am very worried.

00:10:45Carlos is the perfect candidate for a cult.

00:10:48A jerk with money.

00:10:50Roberto, we're leaving.

00:10:52That Brahma Mishael doesn't like it when you arrive late.

00:10:55I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.

00:10:56Go.

00:10:57Do you see it?

00:10:58To Brahma Mishael?

00:10:59But wasn't that in The Martian Chronicles?

00:11:01Come on, let's go over there and see what they tell us.

00:11:03They might even give us something to snack on.

00:11:05But how are you going to have this deceived man here?

00:11:08Vicenta, you're putting another chip on your shoulder and it's affecting you.

00:11:12Hey, I haven't done anything wrong.

00:11:14Andrés has lost his memories and his life.

00:11:16And I'm going to give you a much prettier one.

00:11:18Yes, beautiful.

00:11:19Now he will be like Saint Joseph, married to a virgin.

00:11:21Well, what if he stays with us, what do we do?

00:11:24You girls go to the back room and be quiet.

00:11:27If he didn't get kicked out of the house, that's why it's mine.

00:11:28But you don't realize that as soon as Andrés goes out and talks to a neighbor, your whole business is going to fall apart.

00:11:35He's not going to make it. He's going to have a very long recovery.

00:11:40Vicenta, darling, are you sure I used to live here?

00:11:43Of course, my love.

00:11:45So how do you start to remember?

00:11:47Not much.

00:11:48And who are these ladies?

00:11:49Marisa, my sister.

00:11:51Married, but Manolo left her.

00:11:53Aunt Concha, widow.

00:11:54What's up, brother-in-law?

00:11:55You gave us quite a scare, huh!

00:11:57How much we love you!

00:12:01Don't you realize what this means, Ana?

00:12:04You're going to become the erotic fantasy of half of Spain.

00:12:07Well, you're truck cab meat.

00:12:08What's up? If people don't notice me, they'll notice my clothes.

00:12:11No, of course, of course, of course!

00:12:13I don't care anymore, okay?

00:12:14No, no, because now I am a happy woman,

00:12:17that he has fixed things with his girlfriend and that he has put aside his jealousy,

00:12:19because he has complete confidence in his partner.

00:12:22Yeah.

00:12:23And I'm with Andrés in the hospital, life is so unfair.

00:12:26Wow!

00:12:27Another message from Ronaldo?

00:12:28Oh, how delicious the galactic ones are!

00:12:31And how many are there now?

00:12:33Six starters and three substitutes.

00:12:35Hey, why don't you give me Zidane's phone number?

00:12:37No, that one hasn't called.

00:12:39Oh shit, shit, shit, shit!

00:12:42Belen, what's wrong?

00:12:43You won't close my dress, I'm fat!

00:12:46If you're getting torrijas, Quiquiqui...

00:12:48Well, don't do them.

00:12:49This dress is by Aníbal Laguna and costs three million.

00:12:52That?

00:12:53What are you saying?

00:12:54Careful, don't step on it!

00:12:55Belén, calm down.

00:12:56I have the solution for you to lose three kilos in two days.

00:12:59Yes, you go to the zoo and stick your leg where the crocodiles are.

00:13:02A cure of sap syrup.

00:13:04Look.

00:13:04The body increases its defenses, releases fatty deposits and produces new antibodies, preserving

00:13:09general well-being and full performance capacity.

00:13:12Let's see, let's see, let's see, but what does that entail?

00:13:13Well, it has lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne powder.

00:13:17How delicious, right?

00:13:18It's not the weight.

00:13:20If the girl below is Anchita.

00:13:23He is his father's Lopez.

00:13:24Hey, why don't we do the cure at four?

00:13:26These things are better done in a group.

00:13:28And why do you want to go on a diet?

00:13:30It's just that it's meant to be given like this.

00:13:32Hey, it says here that you should drink eight to ten glasses a day.

00:13:34Well, you're all crazy, huh?

00:13:36Your body is going to become unbalanced!

00:13:42God!

00:13:43Aunt, think about the wedding photos.

00:13:45Come on, okay?

00:13:46Come on.

00:13:47I'm going to change.

00:13:48I have my last meeting, finally.

00:13:52Attention, please take your seats.

00:13:55The show will begin shortly.

00:13:57The floor is given to Her Excellency the President,

00:14:01whom we all love and wish a happy marriage

00:14:04with a better honeymoon with a multiple pregnancy included.

00:14:08Thank you so much.

00:14:10Well, I've called this meeting to communicate several things.

00:14:14First of all...

00:14:15Hey, what drug did you give your boyfriend to make him forgive you for cheating?

00:14:18Look, Lady Nicotine, you don't have the floor.

00:14:21I want to report a problem with the delivery of mail.

00:14:24We haven't received your wedding invitation.

00:14:26Hey, Belén, are you going to fix the elevator in the end or not?

00:14:29Because I had already gotten my hopes up.

00:14:30Why? So another neighbor can crash?

00:14:32I hope that the resounding failure of the president's management

00:14:35make us all reflect on political irresponsibility

00:14:38which meant my dismissal as head of this community of ours.

00:14:41And I say this without bitterness.

00:14:42But I say it!

00:14:43My love, you said you weren't going to come to any more meetings.

00:14:47This?

00:14:47But he's crazy to be president again.

00:14:50Well, that's where I wanted to get to.

00:14:52I am resigning as president for personal reasons.

00:14:54Oh, what reasons?

00:14:57Well, I'm up to here, basically.

00:14:59Not accepted.

00:15:00Next point.

00:15:01I don't care if it's not accepted.

00:15:03I'm leaving it.

00:15:04No, no, incorrect.

00:15:06You have to complete the term.

00:15:07According to article 12 bar 2 of the horizontal property law,

00:15:11The president may only request his relief

00:15:13in case of force majeure and/or serious illness.

00:15:16I see it wonderfully.

00:15:17He has a healthy face.

00:15:18You look prettier than ever.

00:15:20This president always looks so cute.

00:15:23Let's see, I've had an anxiety attack.

00:15:25I have the emergency paper here.

00:15:27Esperanza Aguirre crashed into a helicopter

00:15:29and continued with his agenda.

00:15:30Belén, a little bit of political responsibility.

00:15:34Look, if you are in a position to hunt yourself,

00:15:35you are fit to govern.

00:15:36And if you persist in systematically shirking your responsibilities,

00:15:40we can and will take legal action.

00:15:42And I see this point exhausted already, huh?

00:15:44Give the meeting a little rhythm.

00:15:45Well, let's get practical.

00:15:47If Belén wants to leave, which is logical and understandable,

00:15:49Well, let him go and that's it, and let him come back to play.

00:15:51No, no, no, no, no.

00:15:52Be careful, I'm not coming back.

00:15:54Now I'm a more annoying neighbor and I'm delighted.

00:15:57You're going to regret for the rest of your life having removed me from office.

00:15:59Okay, fine, I'm staying on as president.

00:16:02But I'm not going to do anything.

00:16:03This is how it has been for the last 14 years.

00:16:05Also, I'm really excited to see you and Emilio so close together.

00:16:09Are you still copulating?

00:16:10That's enough, man, that's enough.

00:16:11Turn off the radio patio now.

00:16:13Second point of the day.

00:16:17Container disturbing in the middle of dinner.

00:16:20My boyfriend has the floor, he's the one who bets it.

00:16:22Yes, that's so we can all donate our old clothes and toys to the poor and homeless children.

00:16:29That, all the shit for the third world.

00:16:31What an environmentalist.

00:16:32That container is a source of filth and a nuisance to everyone.

00:16:35I ask the president to remove it from the sidewalk immediately.

00:16:38Yes of course.

00:16:39It's just that it's much easier to close your eyes.

00:16:41And when they show one of those documentary about little black kids covered in flies on TV, they show a brother, for example.

00:16:46Well no.

00:16:48They don't realize that just turning on the tap and having water come out is a luxury that billions of people in the world can't afford.

00:16:53But no, no, no.

00:16:56You continue with your comfortable and empty lives while the world falls apart.

00:17:01Capitalists of...

00:17:02Zipote.

00:17:03The scolding that Fidel Castro's secret son has unleashed on us.

00:17:06I like the tasty one.

00:17:08I dislike him more and more.

00:17:10It makes us feel like bad people.

00:17:12Oh, hey, well, I'm touched.

00:17:15Yago, how beautiful.

00:17:17But it doesn't cost you anything either, really, okay?

00:17:19Any old things you have taking up space in your home.

00:17:21Concha, calm down, he's not after you.

00:17:23Well, let the container stay where it is and let everyone throw in whatever they want.

00:17:27The session is adjourned.

00:17:28Of course, you'll see how much better people feel by being supportive.

00:17:31Together we will be able to fix the planet.

00:17:34We can't fix the elevator, but we're going to fix the planet.

00:17:42Fernando, Belén just gave me the wedding invitation.

00:17:45Are you telling me now that you're feeling lazy and we're having a fight, or should I take a bath first?

00:17:49Whatever you want.

00:17:49Go right to the couch for important conversations.

00:17:55But if you have decided the order, why are you asking?

00:17:59That?

00:18:01Fernando, what's wrong with our couple?

00:18:03Don't know.

00:18:04What's wrong with him?

00:18:05Everyone is getting married around us.

00:18:07Nativity scene.

00:18:08Damn, Paco.

00:18:09And what about us?

00:18:10We are stuck.

00:18:10We are neither going forward nor backward.

00:18:12Yes, but getting married is a very important decision.

00:18:15You have to know each other and...

00:18:16How long have we been dating?

00:18:19Just imagine how much we'll be carrying, you won't even remember.

00:18:21Hasn't all our love been wasted from overuse?

00:18:23Watch out, okay?

00:18:24That we are also in a very beautiful stage.

00:18:26Of course, love doesn't end, it changes.

00:18:29The passion fades a little, but the affection and the complicity remain...

00:18:32Fernando, I'm getting depressed.

00:18:33Yes, me too.

00:18:34Let's go back three more sentences.

00:18:35We need to recover the magic of the beginning urgently.

00:18:38Mauri, that can't be recovered.

00:18:39It's impossible.

00:18:39Of course it recovers.

00:18:42Why don't we pretend we're starting over?

00:18:44As if we had just met.

00:18:46Okay, come on, yes.

00:18:47I'm going to the wedding.

00:18:48No, no, no, seriously.

00:18:49The first thing is to live separately, as living together takes a lot of strain on a couple.

00:18:53And in these square meters, more.

00:18:54Good.

00:18:55And how do we do it?

00:18:56Should I go to my farmhouse in Lampurdá or are you going to your chalet in Soto Grande?

00:19:00Sorry, but you have a great office rented.

00:19:02You go there for a few days and we'll see what happens.

00:19:04Mauri, don't fuck with me, okay?

00:19:05Do you want to get the magic back, yes or no?

00:19:06Well, tonight I'm inviting you to dinner at my house and we'll start from scratch.

00:19:09To your house.

00:19:10Let your imagination run wild.

00:19:12Well, let's see, I'll tell you a little.

00:19:15The Brahma Mishael knows for certain that the year 2010 will be the time of the destruction of civilization.

00:19:21He teaches us that humanity is only an experiment of the extraterrestrials from the fifth planet of the star Nebola,

00:19:27which is 42 light years away.

00:19:29But are they lizards like in V or how does that work?

00:19:31No, it is not known, because only he communicates with them.

00:19:33On December 28, 2010, they will come after us with their ship and annihilate the Earth.

00:19:40So the disappointment in Madrid 2012 was a stupid one.

00:19:43Damn, Roberto, take this seriously.

00:19:45But man, don't you realize they're making fun of you?

00:19:47Trunk, this is a cult.

00:19:49No, don't be confused.

00:19:50In a cult they just want to get your money.

00:19:52Here they offer you salvation.

00:19:53And what are they paying for this?

00:19:55The flying saucer ticket?

00:19:57No, look, think what you want.

00:19:58I feel good here, at peace, loved by my Nebolian brothers.

00:20:02No, yes, there are some Neboliana ones that are really awesome.

00:20:07Here is Mishael.

00:20:09Today you are going to choose your angels for this year.

00:20:12They will live the guided experiences with him.

00:20:16Guided experiences?

00:20:17Yes, what?

00:20:18They eat with him, live with him, sleep with him.

00:20:21I say, like Michael, they are already settlers.

00:20:24Brothers, the end of the world is near.

00:20:29The cosmic circle has been completed.

00:20:32Now, put your hands together.

00:20:37Notice how the energy flows.

00:20:42That is.

00:20:43We all know the single source of our problems.

00:20:47Unhappiness, pain, doubts.

00:20:53But we have the answer.

00:20:56When the Earth is near its end,

00:20:58only we will be saved.

00:21:01The Nebolians will take us with their ship to their planet.

00:21:06Yes, yes, yes.

00:21:07And we will arrive there after a journey of more than 3,000 years.

00:21:12Damn, we're going to get economy class syndrome.

00:21:15We'll have to go around the plate.

00:21:17And now I will choose my angels.

00:21:20What a fucking Misa, he won't know.

00:21:34Mariano, please, this is a magical moment.

00:21:37There are many people who have been waiting for years to become an angel.

00:21:40Hey, how about being brave about your FB queue?

00:21:43What does this one do?

00:22:01Roberto, I have chosen you.

00:22:02You are one of his angels.

00:22:04Oh, and guys too.

00:22:05Angels don't have sex.

00:22:07Misael wants to share his energy with you.

00:22:10Okay, so where exactly does this guy get his energy from?

00:22:12I wouldn't worry about energy.

00:22:15I would worry about the plug.

00:22:19No, don't fuck with me.

00:22:21No, I don't care, I don't care, man.

00:22:22I'm leaving.

00:22:23No, you can't, you're the chosen one.

00:22:24No, but here it is, here it is, here it is, Roberto.

00:22:26Don't fuck with me, man.

00:22:27Roberto, I'm not leaving, man.

00:22:28Where are you going, brother?

00:22:30To my house, don't fuck with me.

00:22:32Roberto, Roberto.

00:22:35Misael, forgive him, he's new, he has doubts.

00:22:41God, it's my fault.

00:22:42The program got angry because of me.

00:22:46Hey, can we ordinary Delemorians have orgies or what?

00:22:54Juan, but don't worry about the money.

00:22:57If the only real danger of theft here comes from the ladies downstairs

00:23:00and are specialized in large surfaces.

00:23:02Isabel, there are organized gangs that don't care if there are people at home.

00:23:05Eight guys come in on you by force.

00:23:07Dad, they're coming in a shawl, there's no room for eight guys in here.

00:23:10Juan, listen, Pablo, he has something to tell you.

00:23:13Yes tell me.

00:23:14Nothing, I'm coming to live here with you.

00:23:16What if I put the bills between the pages of the books?

00:23:19No, that was in a Joselito movie.

00:23:22Juan, did you hear him?

00:23:24Perfectly.

00:23:25Hey, what about behind the washing machine?

00:23:27Dad, I'm coming to live with you.

00:23:29Yes, yes.

00:23:29That?

00:23:30Here?

00:23:31No, no, no, no, no.

00:23:32By no means.

00:23:33Oh, but what do you care if Joselito is in exile?

00:23:36Well, I mean, at boarding school.

00:23:38His empty head.

00:23:39Pablo, you know that the doors of this house will always be open to you.

00:23:44The problem is that more things have been open.

00:23:47Yes, but that's over now.

00:23:48Natalia and I no longer...

00:23:49No, no, okay?

00:23:51Sure?

00:23:52I don't care about my daughter's sex life.

00:23:54I've already thrown in the towel.

00:23:55But this is a family and technically you are brothers.

00:23:58If it was a silly thing, don't believe it either...

00:24:00Oh, so it was just sex.

00:24:02No, no, I mean there was a lot of love and everything was very beautiful, but it didn't last.

00:24:07We were young and crazy.

00:24:08You don't mind sharing a room with Pablo?

00:24:11Not me, I'm delighted, if we are brothers.

00:24:14You know, I feel a lot of sexual tension here.

00:24:16This is a pheromone shootout.

00:24:18Juan, listen, nothing's going to happen if I'm already dating someone.

00:24:21Oh yeah? With whom?

00:24:25With... with a girl from the neighborhood.

00:24:27Well, well, that changes things.

00:24:29Well yes, completely, we were thinking you were gay.

00:24:32Mother.

00:24:33No, I was delighted, I couldn't imagine going shopping and...

00:24:36Commenting on magazines.

00:24:38Hey, why don't you introduce us to your girlfriend?

00:24:40What did you make for dinner?

00:24:41Clear.

00:24:42So I did not at home.

00:24:44It's not going to be a good idea, no...

00:24:46The thing is...

00:24:47No, this is a family without secrets.

00:24:49Here we do not live together in a codified manner.

00:24:51It's that I know you and then you don't like it and...

00:24:53Pablo, with the amount of specimens that Natalia has brought me home,

00:24:56Don't you think I'm already cured of fright?

00:24:59Okay, okay, I'll treat you.

00:25:02And her motherly passion has suddenly entered me.

00:25:07And where do I put this, for God's sake?

00:25:13I'm just...

00:25:14I've never been a friend of kittens.

00:25:16Because the body is very smart.

00:25:18In the end, anything makes you fat.

00:25:21And you also go hungry, listen.

00:25:22No, no, no.

00:25:23If you knew syrup, you wouldn't go hungry.

00:25:25No, no, no, nothing, nothing.

00:25:27And the sweets will be bad, but...

00:25:30Go on!

00:25:32It's what they have cream inside.

00:25:34Hmm...

00:25:35It's good.

00:25:37Stay still, Carmen!

00:25:39Hold on, hold on!

00:25:40Leave me alone!

00:25:41Leave me alone!

00:25:42No, I want one of those, I want one of those.

00:25:44It has cream inside.

00:25:45Carmen, we are very weak.

00:25:47Don't waste your energy foolishly.

00:25:48Take.

00:25:49I give myself a little bit.

00:25:50Hey, if you want, I'll speed off somewhere else, okay?

00:25:53Well, the important thing is that ejaculation is now under control.

00:25:57Now I can delay it as long as I want.

00:26:00Yes my love.

00:26:01The thing is that without an erection, well...

00:26:03Yeah, that's it, that's what I have to polish.

00:26:06I'm taking a syrup from a herbalist that I combine with a very good relaxation technique.

00:26:13that makes you enter a state of transcendental meditation that...

00:26:17No, you've got it covered, haven't you?

00:26:19Yes, yes, it shows.

00:26:20Hey, but don't worry because I'm going to be in great shape on my wedding night, okay?

00:26:25I'm going to buy some of those pills they sell to make things look nice.

00:26:29My love, my love, don't stress yourself out, okay?

00:26:32If I love you the same.

00:26:36You'll see.

00:26:38It's going to be the most special night of your life.

00:26:40Dad, I think it's a bit much that you're using my turtle potty as a safe.

00:26:46I have been very fond of her since I was little.

00:26:48It's an original little hideaway, period.

00:26:50As soon as your Aunt Nieves takes the money, we'll be calm.

00:26:53How's the chat going?

00:26:54Do you find a boyfriend online?

00:26:55No, I'm downloading Twin Peaks.

00:26:57It's just that the Cooper people were so exciting to me.

00:27:00Natalia, you've already found a girlfriend for your brother Pablo.

00:27:02All the more reason you had to do it, since you're pregnant.

00:27:04This is a countdown.

00:27:06Come on, lift up your shirt.

00:27:08No, we still have time.

00:27:10There's your sister-in-law.

00:27:12How am I?

00:27:13Brutal.

00:27:18How nervous!

00:27:19What internal unrest do I have that is more foolish?

00:27:22Mom, promise me you won't make a scene.

00:27:25Pablo, but we are delighted.

00:27:28No, no, no.

00:27:28We open together.

00:27:30Let it be seen that we are a solid family unit.

00:27:32Yeah.

00:27:32Come on.

00:27:33Hello Isabel, hello Juan.

00:27:42Marten.

00:27:43What are you doing here?

00:27:45Hello darling.

00:27:46Hello.

00:27:48Marta and I have been dating for a week.

00:27:50We get along too.

00:27:51Well, what do we do?

00:27:56Shall we sit down?

00:27:57Yeah?

00:27:58No.

00:27:59Well, yes.

00:28:01Marta, come with me to the kitchen to get the snacks.

00:28:04I, I'm going to sit there for a moment.

00:28:17Panto Maca, I mean, Marta, I did something to you in the other life.

00:28:21Because if so, I beg you to forgive me.

00:28:23I've burned you at the stake for being a witch, or I've stoned you in Babylon, or I've taken your lifebelt off the Titanic.

00:28:28Man, we've already healed the wounds, that happened a long time ago.

00:28:33But Isabel, but I wasn't looking for anything.

00:28:36So, your son and I met at the video store.

00:28:38Talk later.

00:28:39And then we had a drink.

00:28:41Yeah, well, yes, the process is normal.

00:28:44What is not normal is the other.

00:28:47The fact that?

00:28:48Marta, how old are you?

00:28:5140, 41.

00:28:53Well, I don't know, I was born in '59, well, '40, '47.

00:28:56Oh, and how do you get it?

00:28:59Well, it's the same.

00:29:00You are a grown woman, just like me.

00:29:03And you have to be focused.

00:29:04Hey, menopause is right around the corner.

00:29:07That's why.

00:29:09How many years do you think we have left of truly enjoying ourselves in bed?

00:29:13To attract men.

00:29:16Few, very few, eh?

00:29:18Well, Marta, I know.

00:29:20But it's a tragedy or not, but you have to ally yourself with a kid.

00:29:23Hey, you don't know what Pablo is like in bed.

00:29:27It's just another concept, it's another capacity.

00:29:30A world of possibilities has opened up for me.

00:29:33The Pantumaca guerrillas are up to it.

00:29:36Bombshell of the week!

00:29:37Ladies, please don't be gossips.

00:29:41Well, don't start talking in the kitchen, if you're going to provoke anyone, damn it.

00:29:44With Juan, on a day-to-day basis, he may make you happy, but in bed, like a boy, there's nothing.

00:29:57It's just by grabbing his ass.

00:29:59And it's just that, well, it's just that it's another movie.

00:30:02Another movie?

00:30:03Well, I know.

00:30:04I know the advantages or I don't.

00:30:07But, look, Marta, do whatever you want.

00:30:11My son is already grown up.

00:30:11And you more.

00:30:13Hey, but all this is normal at our age.

00:30:16Look, it happens to all of us.

00:30:18Are you not attracted to any young guy?

00:30:20No no.

00:30:20Not me.

00:30:21Well.

00:30:24No.

00:30:25Never.

00:30:27Well, when you try it, you'll see.

00:30:34Oh, Marta, you're a slut, aren't you?

00:30:37I think it's good that you know.

00:30:41Pablo, it's not that I disapprove of this relationship, but when she finished her degree,

00:30:53You were a happy sperm in his scrotum, who never imagined that he could fertilize an egg.

00:30:58Yeah, yeah.

00:31:00But she's the aunt I've been happiest with in my life.

00:31:04It's like a master's degree in couples.

00:31:06This, and how about sexually?

00:31:08Are you okay in bed?

00:31:10Dad, please, I'm not going to talk to you about that, it's private stuff.

00:31:14No, no, of course, of course I understand, sorry.

00:31:16Damn, you guys don't know what this girl is like in bed.

00:31:22He has a briefcase full of stuff, it's like a hypersexual game set.

00:31:26Of course, if the pantumaca is already a black belt in orgasm,

00:31:30that takes the under-21 team and they never win another World Cup.

00:31:33But, Pablo, uncle, what could your mother be?

00:31:36What are you doing combing your morichalá?

00:31:38I want to change his look so that he looks handsome in the wedding photos.

00:31:40Ah, but are you going to take pictures of that?

00:31:42Three assholes!

00:31:43Come here, man, I'll throw myself away now!

00:31:45No, no, no!

00:31:45Let's see, I signed you a duck of an assault!

00:31:48Hey, how are you doing with Belén's wedding?

00:31:50Good, very good, very good.

00:31:53Until you opened your mouth, great.

00:31:56Hello, brothers.

00:31:57Wait, wait, my father has finally gotten the clamp.

00:32:00And, Mariano, what are you doing?

00:32:01It took me a while, but I found the perfect business.

00:32:04Cult leader.

00:32:05That's a great deal, they give you money and you even get wet.

00:32:08Come on, yeah, dad, lie down a little, okay?

00:32:10Now some gentlemen are going to come and take you to a very nice place.

00:32:13Ignorant of life, let me tell you this.

00:32:15Yesterday we were with the demons from the fifth planet.

00:32:19With who?

00:32:19A sect that Carlos has become hooked on,

00:32:21who say I don't know what about the end of the world

00:32:22And that aliens are going to come after us, really, huh?

00:32:25In my doctrine do not destroy the earth.

00:32:27People leave their families here and that's very ugly.

00:32:30We Marianists of the Sixth Way are based on cosmic love.

00:32:35But, Mariano, do you really think someone is going to follow you anywhere?

00:32:37What if there's a clever one, I talk to a lot of those Derbolians, damn it, and they follow me.

00:32:42Plus, my ship is much bigger, it has a spa, it has a gym, and it runs a little bit faster.

00:32:47We planted ourselves there for 1500 years.

00:32:49Of course, high speed of nebulae.

00:32:51Well, tomorrow we have the first meeting.

00:32:54Whoever wants to sign up, already knows.

00:32:56Look, this is scary, isn't it?

00:32:58Clear.

00:32:59How could my father not be successful if he looks like he comes from another planet?

00:33:13Hello.

00:33:14Hello, come in, come in.

00:33:17Did you have a hard time finding the place?

00:33:20No, no, not really.

00:33:22Of course, you seem like a smart guy.

00:33:24Because you told me you were a lawyer, right?

00:33:26Yes, yes.

00:33:28And you, journalist.

00:33:30Who told you?

00:33:30A little bird.

00:33:32You've been keeping up to date, huh?

00:33:34Take.

00:33:34Oh, for me.

00:33:35I'm here, my love.

00:33:44He was giving me my creams and my things.

00:33:47Hey, honey, how old am I?

00:33:5054.

00:33:52From November 25th.

00:33:53Sagittarius, impetuous, sincere, marked by luck.

00:33:57And you?

00:33:59How many do you have?

00:34:00I admit it.

00:34:03I'm a little older.

00:34:05I am 56.

00:34:09Ah.

00:34:12Well, you're messed up, huh?

00:34:14Why have you made me suffer so much?

00:34:17I have forgiven you for the alcohol.

00:34:19I have forgiven you for your gambling addiction.

00:34:21Raquel's thing.

00:34:21What Raquel?

00:34:22If you play dumb now!

00:34:24No, not the crazy one.

00:34:25It's that I'm amnesiac.

00:34:26No, no discussions, please.

00:34:28That destabilizes me.

00:34:30We have to get our love back.

00:34:32Yes, okay, okay.

00:34:34I remember when we first met.

00:34:35We got married against all odds.

00:34:37Everyone was against it.

00:34:38For something it would be?

00:34:40Our families clashed like the Capulets and the Montagues.

00:34:42Oh, I have a family?

00:34:43No, not anymore.

00:34:45They died.

00:34:46A plane crash like the Kennedys.

00:34:48In Houston we have two children, Mamen and Luis.

00:34:51But they don't talk to you.

00:34:52We only have each other.

00:34:57Damn, what a movie this is about to get made, Corintellado.

00:35:00The story is engaging, huh?

00:35:02I don't know how long this one will last in Matrix.

00:35:05Poor man.

00:35:06We shouldn't tell him the truth.

00:35:08What the fuck?

00:35:09Wait, now the story is getting interesting.

00:35:16That dinner was very tasty.

00:35:18Ah, yes, yes.

00:35:19Well.

00:35:19And have you done it all or has your mom done it?

00:35:24And he's gone off like a shot before I get there.

00:35:26No, I prepared it myself.

00:35:28I love cooking.

00:35:29Well, on the first night you have a lot of doubts about the menu,

00:35:32because since he doesn't know the other person yet...

00:35:33Already.

00:35:35Hey, Mauro, and he was right, huh?

00:35:37That these rolls work.

00:35:37Wait, wait, wait, no, no.

00:35:38It's just that on the first date, no ...

00:35:40I'm not into the whole "catch you here, kill you here" gay thing.

00:35:42Not even me.

00:35:43But I thought we fit together really well, didn't I?

00:35:46Yes, but no.

00:35:46No, when things are truly worth it, there's no need to rush.

00:35:51Are you kidding me?

00:35:52I'll call you tomorrow.

00:35:55Call me tomorrow.

00:35:56Send me a message when you get home so I can relax.

00:36:00I'll put it on for you.

00:36:08Hello.

00:36:09Hello.

00:36:10I bring toys and clothes for the children.

00:36:13Poor people of the world.

00:36:15Very nice, come in, come in.

00:36:16Oh, yes, thank you.

00:36:26Isabel, you look very pretty, huh?

00:36:28Did you do anything to your hair?

00:36:29Yes, I washed it.

00:36:31Well, it looks great on you.

00:36:34Well, I'll leave this here for you, you go, you go.

00:36:40But, but what's the rush, woman?

00:36:41Eh, no, I'm in no hurry.

00:36:44The thing is, Juan worries.

00:36:47But if you brought toys, it means you like to play, right?

00:36:51As?

00:36:52Don't act like a bull.

00:36:53But, Iago, what are you doing?

00:37:06I'm going to make the walls shake.

00:37:09Hello darling.

00:37:14Iago?

00:37:14Oh, wait a minute!

00:37:16Oh!

00:37:18Isabel?

00:37:20Just a moment!

00:37:22Please.

00:37:23Oh yes!

00:37:24Oh yes!

00:37:25Oh!

00:37:38Oh!

00:37:41Are you awake?

00:37:43Hmm.

00:37:45Well, I'm going to take out the trash.

00:37:47Hello, how are you? Good evening. Is Diago here?

00:38:12Isabel, it's one in the morning.

00:38:14Oh, yeah, I fell asleep on the couch and had a peaceful dream.

00:38:20What's up, my love?

00:38:24Oops.

00:38:24Hello.

00:38:25Hello.

00:38:26There's a dumpster down there, 24 hours a day, right? For stuff like this.

00:38:30Yes, but the Scalextri box doesn't fit through the hole.

00:38:34Of course, then I thought, hey, where are the kids going to plug it in?

00:38:37Because in these countries, in almost none of them, there is electricity.

00:38:40Hey, poor things, look, they must be in a mess.

00:38:44I'm going to bed, okay?

00:38:47Bye bye.

00:38:47Good night, get some rest.

00:38:49Okay, leave this here and I'll sort it out for you. Calm me down.

00:38:54Oh, what am I saying? Let's meet up and chat. I'm very interested in doing good.

00:39:04And, hey, besides, I've always been the kind of activist I was in college, the kind I was in the chemistry lab.

00:39:10It was unintentional.

00:39:11But that seemed like a protest.

00:39:14Do you want to become a member of Aldeas Verdes?

00:39:18Yes, yes, yes, yes. But, hey, if we have to go intercept a whaling ship in a launch, then give me some water wings, because I can't swim.

00:39:27Okay, we'll meet up in a few days and you can fill my bread.

00:39:32Can I have it tomorrow?

00:39:33Same. And is it convenient for me? What time?

00:39:35Well, I'm going to be here all day.

00:39:38Yeah.

00:39:38Wait, let me get you the papers.

00:39:40Yeah.

00:39:40Wait, leave me, leave me.

00:39:53Oh, what are you like?

00:39:58Isabel.

00:40:02Hey, I was looking at the door here, Juan and I are going to change ours.

00:40:07How many anchor points does it have?

00:40:10Four.

00:40:11Yes, you can see an important door.

00:40:14Here, here it is. Look, you have to give me your account number so I can set up the direct debit. It's only 30 euros a year.

00:40:22Ah, well, very well, well, great, well, great, well, I'm leaving.

00:40:26Okay. And thank you very much, okay?

00:40:29Hey, Yago, can I ask you a little question? How old are you?

00:40:3329.

00:40:34Ah, well, practically almost 30, right?

00:40:38Oh, hello.

00:40:38Well, good night, eh, dear.

00:40:41Oh, rest well.

00:40:42Good evening and thank you, Isabel.

00:40:47But hey, how strong that the grass has made a move.

00:40:50Eh, no, my love, she is a caring woman.

00:40:53But she just made a scene all by herself against the nine-and-a-half-week door you had...

00:40:57I'm so jealous you are.

00:40:58What? Aren't you jealous? It's just that he's really good.

00:40:59Chajo, come on.

00:41:01How strong, how strong the grass.

00:41:03Come on, not here, not here, no one lives here.

00:41:09Valentin, pretty, take it.

00:41:11Come here.

00:41:12Look.

00:41:14Hey, I don't remember the dog, but neither do I remember mine.

00:41:17He came with me in the elevator.

00:41:19Look, love, I'm going to the supermarket, I'll be right back.

00:41:23Okay, now I'll go out and buy the newspaper.

00:41:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:41:26My child is sick.

00:41:28He can't leave the house.

00:41:30I'll bring it to you.

00:41:31I would do it to you to get some fresh air.

00:41:33Andrés, you have amnesia.

00:41:34You can get lost and not remember how to get home.

00:41:36And the same thing, they kidnap you to take your kidney.

00:41:39Here are some sudoku puzzles to keep you entertained.

00:41:42Some what?

00:41:42I'll buy some things and be right back.

00:41:49What are you doing?

00:41:50Nothing.

00:41:51It's so it doesn't bother you, Valentin.

00:41:54Hey, Vicenta, you've closed me off.

00:41:57Keep an eye on him.

00:42:02Like this, like this.

00:42:09Good morning, Carmen.

00:42:11They will be for you.

00:42:11Where are you going?

00:42:13I'm going to the hospital to see Andrés.

00:42:14They haven't told me anything yet.

00:42:15Ah!

00:42:16You haven't noticed.

00:42:17He has died.

00:42:18That?

00:42:19The head injury caused a pulmonary embolism.

00:42:25which led to intracranial hypertension and complete death.

00:42:31We are all very sad.

00:42:33Let's see, but, but, but, how come no one has warned me?

00:42:38When is the burial?

00:42:39No, it's already cremated and everything.

00:42:41His last wish was that we scatter his ashes at the Treasury office as revenge.

00:42:46Fuck.

00:42:49Now I was going to introduce him to my parents.

00:42:52Start from scratch.

00:42:55Go live somewhere else.

00:42:57Change of air.

00:42:58Run away from the pain.

00:42:59But how is it possible that it weighs 200 grams more?

00:43:11This doesn't make sense.

00:43:13He hasn't lost any weight.

00:43:14I've already lost half a kilo.

00:43:16Honey, don't give it to me.

00:43:17Yes, I'm even dizzy.

00:43:18No, but that's normal, right?

00:43:19That means the body is eliminating toxins.

00:43:22Look, it says here that it can even increase body odor.

00:43:26Ah, how nice, how happy.

00:43:28Girls, what a shame you're on a diet.

00:43:30Because I made a potato omelet that, well, looks like a truck hubcap.

00:43:34Mom, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

00:43:35But what did I say now?

00:43:39Nativity scene.

00:43:42Andrés has died.

00:43:44And it's all your fault.

00:43:45Why do you insist?

00:43:46You have to fix the elevator.

00:43:47With everything being so convenient for us, we went up the stairs.

00:43:49Carmen, Carmen, it's an accident, huh?

00:43:51It's nobody's fault.

00:43:52I need a pizza.

00:43:54No, no, no, no!

00:43:55Do it for Andrés, resist.

00:43:57Hey, there's a potato omelet.

00:43:59Mother.

00:44:00Look, fuck.

00:44:01I'm a widow and you're about to pull off a coup that's going to solve your life.

00:44:05The thing is...

00:44:05Sorry, but I marry for love.

00:44:07I'm not going to tire of repeating it.

00:44:09You're all so determined that I'm getting married.

00:44:10Hello, princess.

00:44:12Hello.

00:44:13Mom, it's me.

00:44:15Hey, Belén, what have they brought from the restaurant?

00:44:17Let's keep in mind that guests usually order sirloin with boletus sauce.

00:44:22than hake with elvers.

00:44:24And they won't have time to prepare the fantasy of chocolates with tangerine ice cream for everyone.

00:44:32What do we do?

00:44:33Can we top it off with a peanut-walnut chocoflan?

00:44:41Are you okay?

00:44:42You look bad, don't you?

00:44:43Yes, yes we are fine.

00:44:45But it's wedding nerves.

00:44:49Oh, I brought you some papers for you to sign.

00:44:51What is this?

00:44:52Nothing, a procedure for the separation of assets.

00:44:55What do you mean by separation of property?

00:44:57He told me that since I've had three divorces, it gets tiresome.

00:45:01Can I have a little...?

00:45:02What's wrong? Don't you trust me?

00:45:04Of course I trust you, darling.

00:45:05It was because of the cheating with Emilio, wasn't it?

00:45:07I swear that in my life I will never see again...

00:45:09No, no, no.

00:45:10If that is overcome.

00:45:12Hey, really, if you don't like it, I'll take the papers and tear them up.

00:45:15No, no, no, no.

00:45:16But I don't want you to break anything.

00:45:18But it's just that, I don't know, you leave me a little...

00:45:19Melen, Melen, if you are the woman of my life, if I am going to marry you...

00:45:24Hey, look, sign them if you want, and if not, that's fine.

00:45:28Okay, I'm going.

00:45:30Rest.

00:45:31Tomorrow is the big day.

00:45:32Pedro, wait, wait, don't go.

00:45:34Take a piece of tortilla, there will be some leftovers.

00:45:36No, thank you, no, no, no, no.

00:45:39But how does he make me sign this the day before my wedding?

00:45:42Because if he gives it to you tomorrow, you might not sign it.

00:45:45How strong.

00:45:46Didn't you marry for love?

00:45:48What do you care?

00:45:49Brothers, the end is near.

00:45:58We must stay united.

00:46:00Hold hands and feel the cosmic force.

00:46:06Well, today I would like to tell you about our 1500-year journey to our land of Neboliana.

00:46:14The dish arrives on time, so there's no problem.

00:46:16But business class seats are limited and the trip is very long.

00:46:21You should pay extra.

00:46:23And now, while you meditate, I will pass the brush.

00:46:32Look, you gave the Misael program a horrible face.

00:46:35And you made me look bad in front of my brothers.

00:46:37Come on, they're not your brothers, damn it.

00:46:39They are a bunch of wretches more lost than you.

00:46:41They think Martians are going to come looking for them.

00:46:43And why can't it be true?

00:46:44Why can't it be true?

00:46:45But hey, Carlos, you're stupid.

00:46:47Because it doesn't make sense.

00:46:49Ah, but the thing about Adam and Eve and the rib and the apple and the snake, yes.

00:46:52Of course, that's true.

00:46:54Of course, God sees that Adam is alone, he looks for a girl and she makes trouble for him.

00:46:57Damn, I've been through that.

00:47:00Brahma, I must speak with you.

00:47:04Hello, Brahma, what's up?

00:47:05Well, I'm going, I have things to...

00:47:07You there.

00:47:07An individual you brought yesterday has sown discord among some of our Benevolent brothers.

00:47:15Who has been?

00:47:16Mariano, who has also become Brahma.

00:47:18But for the love of God, how dare he?

00:47:20It is damaging our image and undermining the principles of peace and harmony that have underpinned our community.

00:47:28We must make him see reason.

00:47:30Bring him before me.

00:47:32Of course, Brahma, immediately.

00:47:34Where the fuck are you, you son of a bitch?

00:47:37Another important aspect of our journey to the New World is the topic of leisure on the ship.

00:47:55For a small extra you will get an orange bracelet that entitles you to all the attractions on the plate,

00:48:02open bar of soft drinks, etc.

00:48:05Whoever wants alcohol, let them pay for it out of their own pocket.

00:48:10Hey, Brahma, Mariano, would you mind coming here for a moment, please?

00:48:14Sorry, I see that more followers keep arriving.

00:48:18Meditate in peace.

00:48:20Tell me, brother.

00:48:23What the fuck, bro?

00:48:24What the hell is he doing?

00:48:25This is awesome.

00:48:26I haven't chosen angels yet because there are no hot chicks.

00:48:29They sent me some really shitty guys.

00:48:31But there's a widow out there who, if she gives me a job, I think she'll put the apartment in my name.

00:48:36What crack?

00:48:37Is he a crack?

00:48:37Look, Mariano, Brahma Misael is in my house, very upset.

00:48:40I want to speak to you immediately.

00:48:42Yeah.

00:48:42The competition is getting nervous.

00:48:44Oh my God, but this is too much pain.

00:48:53It would have to be done with an epidural.

00:48:55Mom, why do you shave if it's winter?

00:48:57Well, to be more beautiful, because one lets go and that's not possible.

00:49:04Pablo, your girl is here.

00:49:07Hey, tell me, who's your little yogurt?

00:49:10Look, Marta, please don't come here anymore,

00:49:13Because every time I talk to you, I lose my sexual bearings.

00:49:16Come on, who is it?

00:49:17Who is it?

00:49:19Let it go.

00:49:21He is Lucía's Cuban boyfriend.

00:49:24Cuba?

00:49:25But nothing happened.

00:49:26Ah, but it will pass.

00:49:27Will it happen?

00:49:28Oh, shut up now, back there.

00:49:31I'm here.

00:49:32Hello my love.

00:49:36You see?

00:49:37But it is something completely unnatural.

00:49:41Mom, we're going to his house.

00:49:43Listen to music.

00:49:44Okay.

00:49:44Hey, but Pablo, be very careful, okay?

00:49:47Hey, calm down, Isabel, I already have my tubes tied, okay?

00:49:50Oh, okay, so you can listen to all the music you want.

00:49:57Isabel!

00:49:58Yes, darling, tell me.

00:50:00Where is my little turtle?

00:50:01Oh, how affectionate you woke up today.

00:50:05No, the stuffed one, the one I hid under José Miguel's bed.

00:50:08Ah, well I gave it to Yago.

00:50:11Together with another.

00:50:12Old toys for poor children.

00:50:14Mother, what?

00:50:16But you, why do you give anything to anyone?

00:50:18Ask me about those things, for God's sake.

00:50:19Well, yes, why do we want old toys here?

00:50:22In such a small house there is no room for nostalgia.

00:50:26Also, imagine how happy a child will be with a little turtle.

00:50:29One?

00:50:30Half of the third world.

00:50:32I hid my sister's 90,000 euros in the shell.

00:50:35And why do you do that?

00:50:36Because it seemed like a very good place to me.

00:50:38I couldn't think of a better one.

00:50:39In the piano recess, in the vacuum cleaner bag, in the freezer, in a package of empanadas.

00:50:46Okay, okay, you have more imagination than I do.

00:50:48But do you want to tell me what we do now?

00:50:50Well, calm down, talk to Yago and explain it to him.

00:50:53Do you want me to go?

00:50:54Isabel, that boy is an anti-capitalist subversive.

00:50:58If he finds out they have 15 million in black, he'll send them to Burundi to dig wells.

00:51:03Oh, John.

00:51:05Well, sorry, really.

00:51:07You do some weird things.

00:51:09Yes, yes, Nieves, I already have all the money at home, don't worry.

00:51:16Of course I've told it, woman.

00:51:17Come on, don't call me anymore, okay?

00:51:18What a dick.

00:51:20Called with the bullet!

00:51:21Fuck, my uncle.

00:51:22But put a sign here or something.

00:51:24But you've already told the president that I need a highway-type illuminated panel here,

00:51:28that I can change, for example, sliding portal, danger, lucky commercial postman,

00:51:33useful information for the neighbor.

00:51:35No, no, this is not my size.

00:51:37And what a shame, but it's new.

00:51:40Wait, I'll see if I can catch a flowery shirt I saw before.

00:51:44Look, please, this is for those most in need.

00:51:46And what are we?

00:51:48Emilio, please tell them not to play there.

00:51:50That's no longer within my jurisdiction.

00:51:52The weight of the statutes no longer falls on them there.

00:51:54It's hard, if I don't have enough money for clothes.

00:51:56I'm spending it all on patches.

00:51:57Ladies, please be more supportive, steal from the rich, go to the supermarket.

00:52:02You are no longer president.

00:52:04You are not in charge here.

00:52:05Come on, let's go, I'm getting bored.

00:52:07We take a bus and fake a stroke.

00:52:10I bought new pots.

00:52:13I'm just saying that.

00:52:13Sir, but don't drag your feet, it's just that none of us make ends meet.

00:52:26I'm looking for a stuffed turtle.

00:52:28Isabel got rid of it and I had 90,000 euros hidden away.

00:52:31Mortgage, what have you gained by that word?

00:52:33No, they're my sister's.

00:52:34Carlos paid me part of the apartment in cash.

00:52:40Have you lost something there?

00:52:42No, no, no, you see.

00:52:43It's that Isabel gave you some toys by mistake and there's one in particular that I'm very fond of.

00:52:49Well, the toys are already upstairs, huh?

00:52:51And they are donated, they are for the children.

00:52:53And if you ever find yourself searching the dumpster again, you and I are going to have a problem, you hear?

00:52:56Well, there's no need to resort to violence either.

00:52:59Isabel and I do tai chi, you know?

00:53:00Look, man, please.

00:53:03And you?

00:53:04That?

00:53:05That?

00:53:09The tasty guy has crushed the pasta and is acting crazy.

00:53:12With 15 million in Cuba, with the disguise of a butler to Fidel Castro.

00:53:16Emilio, do you have the keys to Lucía's apartment?

00:53:18She took them away from me because we used them more than she did.

00:53:21Well, I have to get that money back no matter what.

00:53:22It's that my sister kills me.

00:53:23And the posh girl has alarms with sensors and things, huh?

00:53:26Well, there is no perfect security system.

00:53:28Haven't you seen Mission Impossible?

00:53:29Yes, man, the one who comes out naked is the diusca.

00:53:31Well, it's about measuring the sensitivity of the sensors.

00:53:37When they detect movement, a red light is briefly understood.

00:53:40So you have to move around the room a little to see what happens.

00:53:43Correct.

00:53:44But the important thing is naturalness, that it is not noticeable.

00:53:49Hello, Lucia.

00:53:50Hey, could you show us the documentation for your water heater?

00:53:53There is an electrical fault in the building and we cannot find the cause.

00:53:57But hadn't you left community issues behind for good?

00:54:00I'm helping poor Belén, who was very lost.

00:54:02Okay, come in. Come on.

00:54:06Wait a minute, okay? I'll get it out for you.

00:54:14Let's see, we have sensors.

00:54:16In front and on the sides.

00:54:18In case of cabin depressurization, flush the source of the...

00:54:21Hermirio, okay, okay. That's not funny.

00:54:24Let me know.

00:54:24Now yes, now no.

00:54:29Now yes, now no.

00:54:31It's just that, look, if you step on it slowly it won't turn on, look.

00:54:34Now yes, now no.

00:54:37Now yes, now no.

00:54:40Now yes, now no.

00:54:42Are you okay?

00:54:43Yes, yes.

00:54:44We've signed up for a regional ballroom dancing course.

00:54:48Of indentation.

00:54:49Preparing a number for the fiftieth year party.

00:54:52Victor Ullate is on the jury.

00:54:53Ah, Victor Ullate.

00:54:55Thank you.

00:54:56Well, I'll give the documentation to the electrician and he needs to come and check the installation.

00:55:00But I don't pay for any breakdowns anymore, okay?

00:55:02No, no. Don't worry.

00:55:03The president is responsible for this mess, that's what she's here for.

00:55:05Hey, your boyfriend will tell me to take my bike out of the door, I can't handle the buckets.

00:55:09The only blind spot I see is the kitchen. You have to enter through the patio.

00:55:18If it is a third party.

00:55:19Well, tie a string to the antenna and very carefully...

00:55:22Emilio, that's ten meters of free fall.

00:55:24No, no, no. But you're holding onto the clothesline. You're square.

00:55:28Pussy.

00:55:29I'm going to make you dinner so you can have it while watching the news, while I go to bingo with the girls for a bit.

00:55:42Wait until I get changed and I'll come with you.

00:55:44No, no, no, no, no. You're forbidden. You can't go into gambling halls. You were very addicted.

00:55:50When you lost the yacht in that poker game, I thought something was going to happen to me.

00:55:55The Vicenta first. How it sailed the seas.

00:55:58Vicenta, you haven't made a movie. You've made a blockbuster.

00:56:04Psst. Hey, kid. You know me.

00:56:07Hey, Andrés, how's it going? How are those bones healing?

00:56:10How long have I been married to this one?

00:56:13With who?

00:56:13With my wife.

00:56:15What woman? But you're divorced.

00:56:16How divorced?

00:56:17Of course. She had an affair with the president.

00:56:21Hey, are you okay?

00:56:23Andrew!

00:56:24Shit.

00:56:25Who were you talking to?

00:56:26With no one, darling, with no one, okay?

00:56:29How darling?

00:56:30Don't talk to neighbors who want to destroy our relationship.

00:56:33He says we're divorced and that you had an affair with the president.

00:56:38Hey?

00:56:38It was just an adventure to get revenge for what you had done to Raquel.

00:56:42But then you forgave each other and remarried in Tahiti as Karina.

00:56:47I also contribute to Arco.

00:56:49Andrés, you seem very serious. You just don't trust our relationship anymore.

00:56:53Yes, silly. Come, sit down.

00:56:56But how could I not trust you if you are the most beautiful thing in the world?

00:57:00Oh really?

00:57:03Women I have to remember little by little.

00:57:05Look at her, how happy.

00:57:07Normal. Hadn't you sat on a man's knee since you were six?

00:57:12Girls, go away, my husband needs me.

00:57:15No, no, no, no, no. Enjoy your space, it's very important, okay?

00:57:20I'll stay here and wait for you in bed.

00:57:23Okay. And if I sing a line, I'll dedicate it to you.

00:57:26And so do we, you're earning it.

00:57:29Goodbye, nephew.

00:57:30Goodbye, goodbye.

00:57:31Bye bye.

00:57:37Where were you going?

00:57:49Looking for you. I forgot to tell you I love you.

00:57:53I love you too, my love.

00:58:07I'm going to kick you.

00:58:08Hi Fernando, what a surprise, but we hadn't arranged to meet.

00:58:39What's up, you don't call me?

00:58:40You said you were going to call me.

00:58:42Yeah, but I was just being interesting.

00:58:44Will he call me? Won't he call me?

00:58:45And all day glued to the phone.

00:58:48Mauri, this is absurd.

00:58:50I'm sleeping on a couch and surviving on vending machine chocolate bars.

00:58:54Because I don't have a kitchen or a TV.

00:58:55The shower comes out without pressure.

00:58:56But the magic is coming back.

00:58:58You're feeling things for me that you haven't felt in a long time.

00:59:00Yes, yes, that's true.

00:59:01Yes, but not all of them are good.

00:59:03Fernando, you have to get into the situation.

00:59:05Erase the hard drive.

00:59:06Mauri, Mauri, can you stay with Ezequiel tonight?

00:59:12We have a crisis up there.

00:59:13Who is it?

00:59:14Who's it going to be?

00:59:15Are you married?

00:59:17And you have a child on top of that?

00:59:18That?

00:59:20Yes, yes, I have a son.

00:59:22Oh, this is difficult.

00:59:24You see.

00:59:24It's that Bea at one stage...

00:59:26No, no, no, no, I'm not into this stuff with converted heterosexuals, okay?

00:59:29Take it away, take it away.

00:59:30Fernando, I was really going to tell you this.

00:59:32It just hasn't come up.

00:59:33Sincerity, that's the only thing I ask of a partner.

00:59:37What a shame, Mauricio, because...

00:59:39Because I like you.

00:59:40Hey, no, come, come.

00:59:41Hey, don't be childish.

00:59:42Fernando.

00:59:43Hey!

00:59:44What are you doing?

00:59:50They called me from school.

00:59:52There has been a spoof in the material warehouse.

00:59:54Chalk, erasers and several physical-political maps have been taken.

00:59:57I'll be back in a moment.

01:00:00Look, you're free now, huh?

01:00:03Or you can take advantage now and go up to see your boyfriend.

01:00:06Oh, Marta, it's not just that I feel so bad.

01:00:09There's Lucia, who's his girlfriend...

01:00:12Juan, do you have her number?

01:00:17Yes, the AP, the AP, the AP, a posh one.

01:00:25What are you doing?

01:00:28Lucia Alvarez?

01:00:29Oh, look, I'm calling from the hospital.

01:00:31His father has been admitted with coronary failure.

01:00:34and has asked us to call him.

01:00:37Yeah.

01:00:37No, no, no, no, it's not that serious.

01:00:42Marta, you are not well.

01:00:47Well, I'm a little high, yeah.

01:00:50Emilio, I am brought to the bottle without incident.

01:00:53Heard, cook, cut and close.

01:00:55To the.

01:00:58Where are you going?

01:00:59Oh, to the hospital, my father had a heart attack.

01:01:01Oh, well, give him my regards.

01:01:03Look how good, now only the other one is left.

01:01:05Hello?

01:01:11Yago, a junkie just stole your bike.

01:01:13He's going to the square.

01:01:15Hey, why haven't you done anything?

01:01:16For I have finished my journey,

01:01:18but he's on a roll, he's lurching around.

01:01:20If you hurry a little, you'll catch it.

01:01:21Down, down.

01:01:28How much I wanted to get this over with.

01:01:30Careful, careful, slow, slow.

01:01:36But get into lizard mode, like Tom Cruise.

01:01:41This is moving a lot.

01:01:43I'm going to fall!

01:01:45Don't worry, Doña Concha has had a sash.

01:01:47That's like a circus net.

01:02:00Come on, come on, come on.

01:02:05Careful.

01:02:08God, what a rush.

01:02:10The trick is that you don't look down.

01:02:12How could we have been by the door?

01:02:13Why isn't the alarm set?

01:02:15Yes, but we foolishly did extreme sports.

01:02:17Defense of the homeland.

01:02:19Let's see where this turtle has hidden it.

01:02:22Well, it will be here near the window.

01:02:23because these bugs need a lot of light.

01:02:25Emilio, it's from Perlucci.

01:02:27Ah, I didn't understand the story very well.

01:02:30Police!

01:02:31Look, my bike was just stolen from right in front of my house.

01:02:34Shit!

01:02:34Pull, pull, pull.

01:02:35Pull in.

01:02:37What the fuck?

01:02:41Yes, disappointment 21.

01:02:44Look for a junkie doing zigzags.

01:02:46This neighborhood is getting worse.

01:02:48I don't know if it was me.

01:02:52Come on.

01:02:53Look what's here.

01:02:54Thank you.

01:02:55Thank you, my God.

01:02:56Thank you.

01:02:57Yes, please keep me informed.

01:02:58Look, it's my only means of transportation, huh?

01:03:01Iago, Iago!

01:03:02Yago!

01:03:03Oh!

01:03:04Hello.

01:03:05Look, I'm bringing you the papers from Aldeas Verdes.

01:03:08well, already complemented.

01:03:09Oh!

01:03:10What a silly technicality!

01:03:12Thank you very much, Isabel.

01:03:13Okay, so I'm staying.

01:03:15But just a little bit, okay?

01:03:16I have a lot of things to do.

01:03:19What is the herb doing here?

01:03:20Dad, I'm in the hospital.

01:03:28How are you?

01:03:28I'm fine, having dinner with your mother.

01:03:30She is very nice.

01:03:31I think he's going to ask me for money.

01:03:32But didn't you have a heart attack?

01:03:34Me?

01:03:35Not for now.

01:03:37Wait and see how much he gives me.

01:03:39They will be children.

01:03:40Well, look, Yago, I'm going to be very honest with you.

01:03:47Well, because that's who I am and because I come from home a little smoked.

01:03:52You turn me on quite a bit, you know?

01:03:55Don't you think I'm going to tell that to anyone?

01:03:58And even less so to a neighbor with a girlfriend who is 15 years older than him.

01:04:03Well, 18.

01:04:05Zipote.

01:04:06This one didn't come to ask for salt, did she?

01:04:07Isabel, I don't know what...

01:04:10I think you're a little confused, aren't you?

01:04:14No, Iago.

01:04:15What you can't do is go around flaunting your sex appeal and your Cuban identity throughout the community.

01:04:20And to expect a woman like me, with my shortcomings, to continue to control, well...

01:04:25It is a hormonal bird.

01:04:30I didn't know.

01:04:31I just knew it.

01:04:33Hey, Lucia, come in.

01:04:35Come here.

01:04:35No, calm down, Lucia, please.

01:04:37Please, what's wrong?

01:04:38What's happening?

01:04:39This pathetic crazy woman called me saying my father had a heart attack so she could be alone with you.

01:04:44But wait, Lucia, please.

01:04:46Don't get aggressive.

01:04:47The fault of the whole strip is the pantumaca.

01:04:49It's poison.

01:04:51I don't need your boyfriend at all.

01:04:53I have enough of my wet dreams.

01:04:55And she stays so wide.

01:04:57And she stays so wide.

01:05:00Ah!

01:05:00Gala in the hair!

01:05:02Lucia, please.

01:05:03Please don't take things out of here.

01:05:05Aren't they hitting us?

01:05:07Mr. John, please reconnect.

01:05:09Let's count the money to entertain myself.

01:05:12What I do?

01:05:14Should I sign the separation of property agreement or not?

01:05:16Should I get married or not?

01:05:17Will you stop eating and listen to me?

01:05:21It's 3 in the morning and I'm getting married at 11.

01:05:23But come on, this is really stressful for everyone.

01:05:26Bring me the potatoes.

01:05:27How good everything tastes after dieting.

01:05:29Look, Peter.

01:05:30Pedro has given you a very ugly face.

01:05:33If I were you, I wouldn't sign or get married.

01:05:35Mom, I didn't ask you.

01:05:37Yes, but a mother has an opinion about her daughter whenever she wants.

01:05:39What a birth you gave me.

01:05:41Look, if you don't sign it seems like you want to pull the plug.

01:05:44And if you sign it is humiliating.

01:05:46It's that I don't trust you.

01:05:47Man, but she cheated on him with the goalkeeper.

01:05:49It is natural for man to have his worries.

01:05:52Your signature, what do you care?

01:05:53It's that if you marry a rich man and you separate property,

01:05:55loses all its charm.

01:05:57I don't know, that's how I see it, right?

01:05:58Hey, Leticia signed that.

01:06:00The fact that?

01:06:01No.

01:06:02She was going to be queen.

01:06:04See if the other one is taking a risk.

01:06:05The truth is that the nice detail has not been.

01:06:09Do not sign.

01:06:10And what that type of marriage is is the one that enters them

01:06:13because it took you halfway.

01:06:15Sign, let him give you lots of gifts, you don't have to return that.

01:06:17This is a nightmare.

01:06:18I had to be at my bachelorette party with a boy on top of me.

01:06:21And I'm here drinking this shit and not knowing what to do.

01:06:25Between diet and lack of sleep you're going to have a face.

01:06:28For the photos...

01:06:29They're already marking your exit.

01:06:30Well, that's enough.

01:06:32He has faced Cruz.

01:06:32Cara I get married.

01:06:33Cruz I'm not getting married.

01:06:36I'm getting married.

01:06:37But Cruz has come out.

01:06:38Well, you're going to see the coin, which is what interests me.

01:06:40Why do you throw it away?

01:06:41Because Pedro is the man of my life.

01:06:43I don't care about your money.

01:06:44What's yours is yours, what's mine is mine.

01:06:45That's it.

01:06:46And that's how I show him how much I love him.

01:06:47Look, all you're showing is that you're stupid.

01:06:50You're going to last three months.

01:06:51Well, you want to leave her alone now.

01:06:54But let's see.

01:06:56Listen to me, Mariano, please.

01:06:57Listen, Mariano.

01:06:58I heard that he doesn't listen.

01:07:00I'm sorry.

01:07:00People believe in me.

01:07:02I'm like Íñigo, a great communicator.

01:07:05Yes, but understand that I have shared my energy with my disciples.

01:07:09And if you take them away from me, you take away part of my energy.

01:07:12Clear.

01:07:13And Barça lost, Figo.

01:07:14If this is set up like this, Misael Chato.

01:07:17Well, that's enough.

01:07:18You're ruining my little one, damn it.

01:07:20This business is mine.

01:07:22It's mine.

01:07:23Brama.

01:07:23Neither roar nor milk.

01:07:25Let's talk seriously once and for all.

01:07:28Let's see.

01:07:29There are enough idiots here to get us both to take our money.

01:07:34There.

01:07:35We are not understanding this.

01:07:36But, Brama, you are 400 years old.

01:07:39It is the cosmic link with the creative entity.

01:07:41No, no, no, no.

01:07:42I install air conditioners.

01:07:44In the winter I'm more free and I set this up, well, to pay the mortgage.

01:07:50Listen to me, Michelle.

01:07:51No, no, Joaquin.

01:07:52Joaquin.

01:07:52My name is Joaquin.

01:07:54Well, Joaquín, what if we merge doctrines and not put it together like Tuesday the 13th?

01:07:59Well, that's another thing.

01:08:03Carlos.

01:08:05Carlos.

01:08:05Are you OK?

01:08:07Hey.

01:08:07Brothers, the Nebolians have manifested and sent a new chosen one to share the heavy burden of guiding you toward the light of a new world.

01:08:23Now there are two ships.

01:08:25That's the good thing, there's room for more people.

01:08:27The Brama to Mariano.

01:08:29Thank you.

01:08:30What I don't have are angels.

01:08:32So, let's see, please, the blonde in the background.

01:08:34That's mine.

01:08:36Michelle, we have to share energy.

01:08:38Yes, yes, but...

01:08:40I no longer trust anything or anyone.

01:08:43Life is nothing more than a parenthesis of absurd existence between one nothing and another nothing.

01:08:46Sure, there we are.

01:08:49Who are we?

01:08:49Where do we come from?

01:08:50Where are we going?

01:08:50Don't you know?

01:08:51You have to enjoy it.

01:08:52Life is two days.

01:08:54Come on, let's go to Paco's wedding.

01:08:56Come on, Carlos.

01:08:56You'll see how much fun you'll have.

01:09:01Come on, put your tie on properly.

01:09:04Ok.

01:09:08Good morning.

01:09:09Brigade to combat social addiction and totalitarian groups.

01:09:12Hey?

01:09:13Yes, come in, come in.

01:09:14I called them.

01:09:15I don't want these people to continue taking advantage of innocent victims.

01:09:19No, man, no.

01:09:20Calm down, sir officer.

01:09:22They are two losers who only say nonsense.

01:09:24It's not nonsense!

01:09:27Never underestimate a cult leader.

01:09:30These are individuals who satisfy their own desires, abusing their status and frequently subjecting their followers to vicious sexual practices.

01:09:35Which, adding to an intense and constant psychological action of devaluation and attack on his self-esteem and his immediate family environment,

01:09:40through the application of cognitive persuasion techniques based on the fear of violence and deception,

01:09:44are clearly capable of leaving deforming marks on their normal personal development,

01:09:47as well as causing a profound psychic opening and a profound, essentially moral alteration.

01:09:52Have you understood?

01:09:55Yes, yes, yes, basically.

01:09:57I have been a victim of these abuses and I want to report them.

01:10:00Do you have any idea where the next meeting will be?

01:10:03No, no, we don't know anything.

01:10:04They are up there.

01:10:06Perfect.

01:10:08Honey, I'm going to the police station to report the weeds for assault.

01:10:11Ask about my bike.

01:10:12Well, wait, I'm still going to sue more people.

01:10:20It's a shame you're not ready to leave the house yet.

01:10:23I would have liked to go to the wedding on your arm.

01:10:26Vicenta, you've used up all my hairspray.

01:10:29There's another can in the closet.

01:10:31Tonight we're not going to make love.

01:10:42Not working.

01:10:43There is a problem with the line.

01:10:45You really have a problem, you son of a bitch.

01:10:50Brother in law.

01:10:51Ladies, for God's sake, help me.

01:10:53If we're coming to that, you're already making us feel sorry for you.

01:10:56Take the house keys, then leave them in the mailbox.

01:10:59Run away now that she's busy with the bun.

01:11:02But who am I? Who am I?

01:11:03Or pringa, what does it matter?

01:11:05Take the broom as a crutch and you'll go faster.

01:11:08Thank you, yes.

01:11:10Thank you so much.

01:11:11Vicenta, the slut is getting married.

01:11:14Who wouldn't have thought so?

01:11:15In the end, love comes to us all.

01:11:21Pelén, you look so cute, really.

01:11:23Be careful not to step on it.

01:11:25You should have been wearing more concealer.

01:11:30Hey, please help me!

01:11:34Holy shit!

01:11:35But you are dead.

01:11:36What am I going to be dead for?

01:11:37Call me a taxi!

01:11:38My wife is crazy!

01:11:40What woman?

01:11:40Andrés, come inside right now!

01:11:43She's crazy!

01:11:44You're crazy!

01:11:45Let's see, Vicenta, what's going on here?

01:11:47Sorry to interrupt, but I'm getting married.

01:11:50Are we leaving?

01:11:51Yes, yes.

01:11:51This is also very interesting.

01:11:54I'm sorry, Andrés.

01:11:56I just wanted to give you a beautiful life

01:11:57and build a future together.

01:11:59You are just crazy.

01:12:01But that's been going on for a long time, right?

01:12:03We didn't make it!

01:12:04We're not going to see the slut get out of the car!

01:12:07So I'm not married to this lady?

01:12:10No, no, no, no, no, don't worry.

01:12:11Look, you're divorced.

01:12:13Your wife left you for the neighbor.

01:12:14So you went bankrupt

01:12:15and you lived with me in the attic.

01:12:17Until they kicked us out.

01:12:18But anyway, now we're going to live with my parents.

01:12:20Ah, fuck.

01:12:22You wait for me here, I'll come back for you later.

01:12:24Okay?

01:12:25Bye.

01:12:27Forgive me, Andrés.

01:12:29I'll never find anyone.

01:12:31Never.

01:12:32Accept it, Vicenta,

01:12:33that it is also very beautiful to die a virgin.

01:12:36This is how you enter heaven

01:12:37without St. Peter's exam.

01:12:38Come on, you'll see how at the wedding

01:12:41you know someone.

01:12:42Yes, to the priest.

01:12:44Come, come.

01:12:45Pretty.

01:12:52Come on!

01:12:53We are a group!

01:12:54We were making pools!

01:12:56If my father is no longer right in the head.

01:12:58He needs to be admitted to a specialized center.

01:13:00If I have to testify against him, I will testify.

01:13:02There's no need.

01:13:03They already declare.

01:13:05Inside.

01:13:06No, no, no.

01:13:06It's just that we can't do it now.

01:13:08We have a wedding, a friend is getting married.

01:13:10I don't give a damn.

01:13:11Your testimony is essential.

01:13:13Get in the car.

01:13:14You're just a fool.

01:13:15Why won't they shut you up?

01:13:18Fuck.

01:13:21Oh, what a bastard, damn!

01:13:23How annoying everyone is,

01:13:24touching my head.

01:13:25Besides, you can't.

01:13:26Five people call in the car.

01:13:27Oh, excuse me.

01:13:29Hey!

01:13:31Watch out, ouch!

01:13:31Oh, oh!

01:13:32Up to a million!

01:13:33Let's go!

01:13:41Man, look who's here.

01:13:44What's happening?

01:13:44So you're coming to my wedding in the end?

01:13:46No, no, no.

01:13:46You're going your own way, aren't you?

01:13:47To Paquito, who needs more support.

01:13:49And he's not as sure about it as you are.

01:13:50At least wish me luck, right?

01:13:55Yes, Belén, yes.

01:13:57I want you to be very happy.

01:13:59Ours could not be,

01:14:00But, well, you are a wonderful woman

01:14:02and I have experienced very beautiful things with you.

01:14:05And I can't hold a grudge against you.

01:14:08So I wish you the best of luck from the bottom of my heart.

01:14:14I almost preferred you to tell me something stupid.

01:14:17If you want, I can tell you, but I can't do it.

01:14:20Belén, the boyfriend is going to start getting scared.

01:14:22Yes, yes, yes, let's go.

01:14:24Come on.

01:14:26And the car?

01:14:27In the square, it is that in this street

01:14:28the limousine wouldn't turn.

01:14:29Oh, please!

01:14:31But!

01:14:32Let me have the tail, I'll kill myself.

01:14:33Yeah.

01:14:34Beware of the chaca.

01:14:44Look, what do you want?

01:14:45That Fernando has to call me.

01:14:46But where are you?

01:14:47You're not going to make it.

01:14:48Well, I don't know where it is.

01:14:49I've left him ten messages.

01:14:50One of them multimedia

01:14:51with a photo of me angry.

01:14:52But have you fixed it?

01:14:53Have you come back?

01:14:54But we haven't left it.

01:14:55What do you mean no?

01:14:56Yesterday, in front of me.

01:14:57That it was a game to recover the magic.

01:15:00But were you both playing or just you?

01:15:01Don't scratch me.

01:15:02That always annoys me.

01:15:05But we haven't left it, right?

01:15:08You're worth it, huh?

01:15:09Look.

01:15:11Mauri, I've been thinking and...

01:15:12I don't think I care if you have a child.

01:15:16We can try.

01:15:17But I don't want your wife showing up here, okay?

01:15:19No, no, because she still thinks there might be something.

01:15:21Fernando, we arrived late to Belén's wedding.

01:15:23A wedding?

01:15:24But what cut?

01:15:24If I don't know anyone.

01:15:25Oh my God!

01:15:27Besides, I can think of better plans for a second date.

01:15:34Where is the bed?

01:15:36In the background, on the right.

01:15:39Fuck it, to the wedding.

01:15:40But, Father, how is it that we can't get married in the hermitage?

01:15:48It's sealed, my son.

01:15:51Yesterday.

01:15:52A miracle happened yesterday.

01:15:54And of course, the Vatican's homologation committee has to come.

01:15:57But what happened?

01:15:58What happened?

01:15:58Did Christ start bleeding?

01:16:00The Virgin had tears of blood coming out of her.

01:16:01What's up, what's up, woman?

01:16:02What's up, what's up?

01:16:02No no.

01:16:03An altar boy who fell on his face.

01:16:06Oh, so what?

01:16:06And?

01:16:07Well, the wound closed immediately.

01:16:10One thing.

01:16:12And of course, having the certificate of miraculous hermitage,

01:16:16We have now entered the tourist guides.

01:16:18And it's very good for me to promote my new single,

01:16:22Pray to me a lot.

01:16:23A wonderful bolero.

01:16:24Well, you tell me what we do,

01:16:26because I have the guests out there and the bride is on her way.

01:16:29That's it, that's it.

01:16:30Is the wedding on hold?

01:16:30No, this gives you more time to get to know them better.

01:16:33No, no, no, no, no, calm down.

01:16:35If everything is already conditioned.

01:16:36Come, come, come with me.

01:16:39Oh, oh, over here, over here.

01:16:41Peter.

01:16:42Everything is ready to celebrate it here, in the garden.

01:16:46But how are we going to get married here, father?

01:16:47We are at three degrees.

01:16:49My mother is 87 years old.

01:16:51Let's go together, Pedro.

01:16:52Let's run away now that we're here, please.

01:16:54Maria Jesus, for God's sake.

01:16:55Father, if I ever touched him, I thought of him.

01:16:57It touched me a lot.

01:16:58Well, the gentleman sees much worse things every day.

01:17:02María Jesús, what are you still doing here?

01:17:04Oh man, that was missing.

01:17:06But why did you invite him?

01:17:07Mom, you have to walk me down the aisle.

01:17:09What's happening?

01:17:10Is everyone out?

01:17:11Well, daughter, you have to get married in the garden.

01:17:15It's a joke, right?

01:17:16This...

01:17:17Dad, hurry up, I'm losing my temper.

01:17:24But why don't you put on your coat?

01:17:26Because I've been starving for two days.

01:17:28I wear my three million dollar suit.

01:17:29How pretty the bride is, huh?

01:17:37Yes, and how cold it is.

01:17:39Look how red his nose is.

01:17:40And the purple lips give her an Alaskan look.

01:17:43My children, we are gathered here.

01:17:46Luis.

01:17:47Luis.

01:17:47I was saying that we are gathered here in this beautiful place.

01:17:53to unite Peter and Bethlehem in holy matrimony.

01:17:57Because without the institution of marriage,

01:17:59humanity would never have...

01:18:00Father, please don't embellish.

01:18:02Yes, I notice the audience is a little cold.

01:18:05That's why.

01:18:06Good.

01:18:07Brothers, let us shiver.

01:18:09I say, let us pray.

01:18:10Oh my God, my feet are so cold.

01:18:12If I knew, I'd bring the chinchón flask.

01:18:14I think it's beautiful.

01:18:16The day I get married I will do it outdoors.

01:18:18No, your boyfriend is running away.

01:18:19Better in the church where you can barricade the door.

01:18:21Have you brought the tapas?

01:18:23Yes!

01:18:26Wow, you're really dressed up for your daughter's wedding.

01:18:29He looks like an undertaker.

01:18:31Be quiet.

01:18:32Be quiet.

01:18:33Or we comment on the comb.

01:18:35What's happening?

01:18:35There was no other place to sit?

01:18:39A marriage.

01:18:40Say.

01:18:40Belén, don't get married.

01:18:42That Papa Smurf isn't going to love you like I do.

01:18:43Living without orgasm...

01:18:44Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:18:46Nativity scene.

01:18:47What is Emilio?

01:18:48Don't get married.

01:18:49Look, gentlemen, a problem has arisen.

01:18:51So if you want, you can come in there and have a soft drink or whatever.

01:18:55No, no, no, no.

01:18:55There is no problem.

01:18:56There is no problem.

01:18:57I have Paquito's wedding in 20 minutes.

01:18:59It's not about rushing.

01:19:00Go on, go on.

01:19:01Good.

01:19:01Peter, do you want Belén as your legitimate wife to love her and honor her?

01:19:04Belén, do you want Pedro as your legitimate wife?

01:19:05Yes, yes, I want, I want, I want.

01:19:06I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:19:09Well, and I'm leaving, okay?

01:19:11Yeah.

01:19:12Wow!

01:19:12Everyone eat.

01:19:13By the time they throw you the bouquet, they catch you in the act.

01:19:20Yours is genetic, huh?

01:19:24Hey, Paco, don't worry, I'm on my way.

01:19:26Look, just one thing.

01:19:27How do I get there?

01:19:28Damn, these guys don't show up, the priest doesn't arrive.

01:19:33What a mess!

01:19:34And you can't get another one?

01:19:35Yes, of course, call the priest who serves it to you neatly at the door.

01:19:39God, maybe it's a sign.

01:19:41There's the door, I'll hold Lourdes's parents.

01:19:43Pablo, please, okay, come on, don't make me more nervous than I already am.

01:19:46Hello, hello, hello, sorry, sorry.

01:19:48I'm here, I'm here.

01:19:50The Civil Guard gave me a breathalyzer test and I tested positive.

01:19:54And let's see, how do you explain to him, what is the blood of Christ?

01:19:58But anyway, where is the bride?

01:20:00Outside, waiting.

01:20:01Why do you pick up the balls on the same day?

01:20:03Because I want to record a video clip of my bolero.

01:20:05Clock, do not mark the masses.

01:20:07And you wouldn't believe the budget they gave me, son.

01:20:09With effects and everything.

01:20:11Ah, the bride is here.

01:20:13Come closer, my daughter.

01:20:17Well, since we are all finally here,

01:20:21my children,

01:20:22We have gathered here today to unite Paco and Lourdes in holy matrimony.

01:20:27To Lourdes and Paco.

01:20:30Paco,

01:20:31who has already worked with me recording baptisms and communions.

01:20:37And to Lourdes...

01:20:38Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

01:20:46No, sorry, it's just that my mind has slipped away.

01:20:49Yes, suddenly, I don't know why,

01:20:51A passage from the apocalypse came to mind.

01:20:53He's talking about Lourdes, Father.

01:20:55Lourdes, Lourdes, of course, Lourdes, Lourdes.

01:20:59A very Christian man, if there ever was one, of course.

01:21:03Well, she is a woman I know less,

01:21:08but it looks...

01:21:11nice.

01:21:12Yes, yes, but since beauty is on the inside,

01:21:16Paco has managed to cross that barrier, that wall, that mountain,

01:21:20and climb the summit of love.

01:21:24Lourdes, do you want Paco as your legitimate husband?

01:21:28Yes I want.

01:21:30Paco, do you want Lourdes as your legitimate wife?

01:21:33Yes I want.

01:21:36You're sure?

01:21:37The gentleman would understand, eh?

01:21:39Yes, yes.

01:21:42It's your last answer.

01:21:43Father, this isn't 50 for 15, which I do want, okay?

01:21:47Okay, okay, okay, good, good, okay, okay.

01:21:49For by the powers granted to me by Holy Mother Church,

01:21:53I declare to you...

01:21:55man and wife.

01:21:57José, my uncle...

01:22:01I've done it.

01:22:02He has married Lourdes.

01:22:05I just find it incredible what you've done to me.

01:22:08You have thrown yourself at a neighbor

01:22:0918 years younger than you

01:22:10and is not even the owner.

01:22:12Hey, I also claim my right to have

01:22:14my sentimental bird.

01:22:16You also had it with the pantumaca,

01:22:18which by the way, is there...

01:22:20listening to music with my son.

01:22:22Don't change the subject.

01:22:23This is a crisis with capital letters.

01:22:25Hey, what were you doing?

01:22:26in the posh girl's closet?

01:22:28If you may know.

01:22:30What are you doing?

01:22:31We can hear you from the landing.

01:22:33Oh well, the one that was missing.

01:22:35Well, it's good that you're here.

01:22:37Take.

01:22:38Take the money, take it with you.

01:22:40What a mess has been made!

01:22:41with the damn underground economy.

01:22:43And how's everything going here?

01:22:44I see that's good.

01:22:45Great.

01:22:46We on the verge of breaking up,

01:22:48José Miguel in a boarding school,

01:22:49Natalia pregnant,

01:22:50without a recognized father,

01:22:52I have lost the presidency...

01:22:53Oh, John,

01:22:54how much you have always missed me.

01:22:55I'm going to stay for a few days.

01:23:01No, look,

01:23:02everything is already arranged.

01:23:04Go in peace.

01:23:05Silly.

01:23:06Really,

01:23:07if I don't mind.

01:23:08I have the suitcase downstairs.

01:23:10I'm going to the bathroom,

01:23:10that I've been carrying all the way

01:23:12peeing.

01:23:12Andrés, darling.

01:23:25Well, the menu wasn't that great,

01:23:27so much money

01:23:28and so much milk.

01:23:30The best was the hake

01:23:31and nothing is left.

01:23:32What are millos?

01:23:33They must be frozen quickly.

01:23:35Vicenta,

01:23:35there is no one here.

01:23:36What have you done with Andrés?

01:23:37Wait,

01:23:38this one has committed suicide.

01:23:39Here's a note.

01:23:40Dear Carmen and Vicenta,

01:23:46I'm leaving and never coming back.

01:23:47My fake life

01:23:48it was shit,

01:23:49but the real one

01:23:50it's almost worse.

01:23:52Bye bye.

01:23:53The dog is in the washing machine.

01:23:56Valentine!

01:23:58Postscript.

01:23:59I have taken money

01:24:00from under the mattress

01:24:01to start from scratch.

01:24:02Oops!

01:24:03That was mine!

01:24:05Sausage!

01:24:06Hopefully,

01:24:07alone again.

01:24:09I don't give up.

01:24:11I think I'll find love

01:24:12before my time is up.

01:24:14Vicenta,

01:24:15your time has not passed.

01:24:17It has rusted on you

01:24:18to the casserole.

01:24:19Pussy.

01:24:19What a beautiful ceremony!

01:24:22Right, my love?

01:24:26Simple,

01:24:27fast.

01:24:28Well,

01:24:29and the food,

01:24:29how delicious.

01:24:30And how well they have treated us,

01:24:32TRUE?

01:24:35Well my love,

01:24:37I'm here.

01:24:39I bought a naughty outfit

01:24:40you're going to freak out.

01:24:43Pedro?

01:24:45Pedro?

01:24:46Come on,

01:24:48that is not funny.

01:24:53Pedro?

01:25:02Room service.

01:25:03I am the,

01:25:04the,

01:25:04that of the sub-nuptial.

01:25:07No, no, no.

01:25:07We won't need the champagne.

01:25:08Can you send me a doctor?

01:25:10Fast.

01:25:12Peter.

01:25:15Peter,

01:25:15hold on,

01:25:16hold on,

01:25:17Peter.

01:25:21The family of Pedro Peñafiel,

01:25:22as well as all Dopers employees,

01:25:25we are dismayed

01:25:26for this terrible loss

01:25:27that has shaken our lives.

01:25:29Mrs. Belén,

01:25:29his heartbroken widow,

01:25:31asks for a little respect

01:25:32in these moments of pain

01:25:33and a prayer for his soul.

01:25:37Guys,

01:25:37that's where they come from.

01:25:40Please,

01:25:41make room,

01:25:42make room,

01:25:42please.

01:25:43Lady,

01:25:43look what we have sold.

01:25:44What are you going to do now?

01:25:45with so much money?

01:25:46Awakening is not going to sell you

01:25:46two weights for Maci Ortega?

01:25:47Please,

01:25:48leave.

01:25:50Be careful a little.

01:25:50Hey,

01:25:51respect to the widow,

01:25:52Hey?

01:25:53I throw the camera at you,

01:25:54I throw the camera at you.

01:25:54Aren't you okay,

01:25:55Hey?

01:25:55Yeah,

01:25:56I'm pretending

01:25:56so that they leave us

01:25:57in agreement to throw away.

01:25:58I told you

01:25:59a little respect.

01:25:59So,

01:26:06Peter,

01:26:06what did he die of?

01:26:07Stroke,

01:26:09mixed tranquilizers,

01:26:10antibiotics,

01:26:11a herbal syrup

01:26:12and an overdose of Viagra.

01:26:13And of course,

01:26:14that with two heart attacks.

01:26:15He had two heart attacks.

01:26:16Hey,

01:26:16promised Bethlehem

01:26:17a special night

01:26:18and it has been.

01:26:19Maybe they'll make it into the Guinness Book of Records.

01:26:20like the fastest life.

01:26:21My children,

01:26:26the ways of the Lord

01:26:27are inscrutable.

01:26:29Just yesterday,

01:26:29Pedro Peñafiel

01:26:30He was a man full of life,

01:26:32happy,

01:26:33married to the woman

01:26:34that he loved

01:26:34and now...

01:26:36Not anymore,

01:26:39it's clear.

01:26:39What did you sign for?

01:26:40that paper

01:26:41Are you stupid?

01:26:43And you're going to die, stupid.

01:26:45Oh, Jesus.

01:26:46Please,

01:26:46leave me,

01:26:47leave me,

01:26:47that I am...

01:26:48I am comforting

01:26:49to my daughter.

01:26:51Silly.

01:26:56Well, we're lost.

01:26:57at burial

01:26:58for not being on the ball.

01:26:59It's just that there are a lot of things.

01:27:00I have ankles

01:27:01as to be

01:27:02another two hours on your feet.

01:27:05Pussy,

01:27:05the bad one.

01:27:06Man,

01:27:06ladies,

01:27:07how long.

01:27:09Hey,

01:27:09and they don't die,

01:27:10Hey?

01:27:10No.

01:27:11And you, what?

01:27:12So single

01:27:13as usual?

01:27:14Well, you see.

01:27:16Well,

01:27:16to continue well.

01:27:17Kisses to the family.

01:27:19Oh no,

01:27:20that you don't have.

01:27:21And Manolo still doesn't come,

01:27:23No?

01:27:24What a pity.

01:27:25Come on,

01:27:25Enough of the Cold War,

01:27:26circulating all over the world.

01:27:28The judge has brought you reinforcements.

01:27:29No problem.

01:27:31We have

01:27:31to the Torrijas.

01:27:34But anyway, Belén,

01:27:35How are you?

01:27:36Hey,

01:27:37that I have entered

01:27:37from Pedro's

01:27:38on TV.

01:27:38Very sorry,

01:27:39really, huh?

01:27:40Thank you, Emilio.

01:27:41Who would have told you?

01:27:42to you who in your night

01:27:43wedding

01:27:43you were going to find yourself

01:27:43to your husband

01:27:45floating like a sponge

01:27:46in the jacuzzi?

01:27:47Emilio,

01:27:48that I am very affected,

01:27:49Hey?

01:27:49Respect my pain.

01:27:50But if it is necessary

01:27:51pay attention to the TV,

01:27:52consult your doctor

01:27:53or pharmacist.

01:27:54But you want to leave me

01:27:55at peace.

01:27:56Okay, okay,

01:27:57that's it,

01:27:57Hey?

01:27:57That's it.

01:28:00Yeah,

01:28:00I think it happens

01:28:00that I can't leave

01:28:01to confuse myself

01:28:02the face you make.

01:28:04Fuck off,

01:28:05Emilio.

01:28:05No, but what?

01:28:06I swear

01:28:07what do I give you

01:28:07in no sense,

01:28:08condolence.

01:28:09Already.

01:28:09Very sorry.

01:28:11Yes, yes,

01:28:11I can see how you feel.

01:28:12You have nervous laughs.

01:28:14Idiot.

01:28:14There is no here

01:28:23whoever lives

01:28:27There is no here

01:28:33whoever lives

01:28:36There is no here

01:28:41There is no here

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