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Emilio y Belén ensayan la discusión que piensan interpretar ante el altar, a última hora, para cancelar la boda. La ceremonia es al día siguiente, a las dos de la tarde en un descampado, pero dos horas antes, ambos tienen que acudir al juicio por estafa que tienen pendiente. Rafael y María Jesús le regalan a Belén un todoterreno de lujo y el vestido de novia diseñado por Vittorio y Lucchino. Mientras, Mariano recibe con gran disgusto la noticia de que Emilio ha invitado a su madre a la boda. Por otra parte, la obra en casa de los Cuesta sigue parada. Juan ha conseguido los papeles para la licencia y ya sólo le falta la autorización de la comunidad de vecinos.

Transcript

00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives!

00:00:22Not here! Not here!

00:00:24Son, are you nervous about the wedding?

00:00:31No, Dad was sleeping.

00:00:34Do you realize that in less than 48 hours your life will have changed forever?

00:00:39For the worse.

00:00:41But don't think about that now.

00:00:43Thanks a lot for the encouragement, huh?

00:00:44Wow!

00:00:45Take a rest!

00:00:47I remember when I married your mother.

00:00:49How beautiful she was and how short it lasted.

00:00:52She became depressed and started eating and eating and eating.

00:00:56And I got depressed and started drinking and drinking and drinking.

00:01:01She ate, I drank, and then we had you.

00:01:06That was the final straw for our marriage.

00:01:09Well, look, I'm glad you remembered Mom because I invited her to the wedding.

00:01:13That?

00:01:14No, no, no, no.

00:01:15I had to call her.

00:01:17Do you know how upset the poor girl was when I didn't invite her to the first one?

00:01:20Emilio, you're opening a wound that has taken years to heal.

00:01:24Hey, hey, hey!

00:01:25Where are you going?

00:01:26Oh, for a coconut yogurt.

00:01:29It's that my uncle has made an insiren to the doll.

00:01:31I've run out of dairy.

00:01:33José María, this isn't a supermarket, huh?

00:01:35Already.

00:01:36There's no need to take a car here.

00:01:39Son, if your mother goes to the wedding, I won't go.

00:01:42Well, don't come.

00:01:43If you live deceived.

00:01:44Do you really think I care?

00:01:45Well, you should care.

00:01:47I am your father and I have given you a surname.

00:01:49No, you didn't give it to me.

00:01:50You're charging me for it.

00:01:52Come on, good vibes, aren't you enjoying it?

00:01:56Oh, go on, all the fruit on the floor.

00:01:59But what are you doing?

00:02:00Looking for sugar.

00:02:02Where is your vacuum cleaner?

00:02:04No, come on, leave it.

00:02:05I know you're going to be crawling with ants.

00:02:07Better, that's how they collect it.

00:02:09I'm going to put you to sleep in the park.

00:02:11I'm sure I'll find a free bench there.

00:02:13Come on, Dad, come here.

00:02:14Oh, but what does it cost you to go to the wedding?

00:02:17If everything is going to turn out very well.

00:02:18You and Mom don't even have to see each other.

00:02:21Don't you see that she also hates you a lot?

00:02:22Already.

00:02:24Come on, come here, walk.

00:02:25Give me a hug, I love you so much.

00:02:26Of course, man.

00:02:28Come on, now to bed.

00:02:30And you too.

00:02:34I can stay overnight with you.

00:02:37You've made me a little sad.

00:02:40If there's no room here, man, go home.

00:02:42Yes, on the ground, Japanese style.

00:02:47Dad, let him stay, if he stays.

00:02:50Okay, okay, just remember that it's there when we go to bat.

00:02:53Come on, good night now.

00:02:54One more thing.

00:02:59No, I don't have a suit for the wedding.

00:03:01My goodness, José María, tomorrow.

00:03:03I won't have it tomorrow either.

00:03:06I'll lend you one from my metrosexual wardrobe, don't worry.

00:03:10Damn, I was so lucky to find them.

00:03:14Yes, we won the lottery.

00:03:17Everyone shut up now, okay?

00:03:18Little susito of my life, you are a child like me.

00:03:25That's why I love you so much and give you my heart.

00:03:28Take it, take it.

00:03:31It's yours and mine, isn't it?

00:03:32You know very well what I have.

00:03:41There is no Moor or spar in my boat.

00:03:49Just networks and my work, sir.

00:03:58Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:02Not here, not here.

00:04:04Every day is like this.

00:04:07I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:09I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:11I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:14Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:16Not here, not here.

00:04:17No, no, no.

00:04:18Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:21Not here, not here.

00:04:22No no.

00:04:23The house is alive with partying.

00:04:25I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:26The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:04:29I can't stand this place.

00:04:33Put in a cocktail shaker.

00:04:37Me in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:04:40Yeah.

00:04:41And you will have this ladder.

00:04:45Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:48Not here, not here, no, no, no.

00:04:50Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:53Not here, no, no.

00:04:55Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:04:57Not here, not here, no, no.

00:04:59Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:05:02Not here, not here.

00:05:04Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:05:06Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:05:09Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:05:11No!

00:05:41Well, let's see. Which book do we trust? Which one is more expensive?

00:05:47Dr. Hancock's, 29.95.

00:05:50Why does it come with a DVD? Dr. Steinbeck is a pediatric powerhouse. In Switzerland, he's the face of a baby food brand.

00:05:56Hey, why doesn't the mother take the fall? Natalia! Natalia!

00:05:59No, leave him alone! We gave him a pill to help him rest.

00:06:02Well, they should cancel it, right? Not anymore!

00:06:04Shhh! He's asleep now! Finally!

00:06:10Isabel, stay still, stay still! Don't move, he's waking up!

00:06:14Yes, yes, yes! Very good!

00:06:27But where are you going?

00:06:28Good night, already, already.

00:06:31Hey, I want to sleep too.

00:06:33Isabel, we take turns like in the military, eh?

00:06:41Ah, well, very well.

00:06:47Hello! Hello, beautiful Angeles!

00:06:51Say hello, Vicenta.

00:06:53Hello, Mom.

00:06:54I don't understand.

00:06:56This book says that they quickly become attached to their owner.

00:06:59Why doesn't he talk?

00:07:00Because you're probably thinking, where the hell have I gotten myself into?

00:07:03I would be in shock.

00:07:05Maybe he's too old to learn.

00:07:07It says here that cockatoos can live up to a hundred years.

00:07:11Look how good, now you have someone to leave the apartment to.

00:07:14I'm going to bed, okay?

00:07:15Don't make any noise.

00:07:17Here we are.

00:07:18Go away, go away, I'll go out with you a lot.

00:07:20Let's see if I can't get into the kitchen now.

00:07:23Poor Angeles.

00:07:24This is the passage of terror for her.

00:07:27This animal is not in a good state of mind.

00:07:30Look!

00:07:32Look!

00:07:34No, Vicenta.

00:07:35He had already fallen asleep, man.

00:07:38Ma'am, you can't just go up and ring the bell like normal people.

00:07:41It's just that it's too late.

00:07:42I don't want to bother you.

00:07:43Vicenta, what's up?

00:07:44My cockatoo that doesn't talk.

00:07:47And he has a problem with Concha.

00:07:49Every time she sees her she gets hysterical.

00:07:52Animalito is the instinct.

00:07:53It's just that at night you have to cover it with a sheet.

00:07:56Nobody can hide me!

00:07:58Not you!

00:07:59To the cockatoo!

00:08:00Concha, go to bed now, okay?

00:08:02That he wanted a glass of water.

00:08:04We're all going to go crazy in this yard.

00:08:06Well, Vicenta, take me to the clinic in the morning and I'll give you a checkup.

00:08:09Or a lethal injection, because I see him suffering a lot.

00:08:14Vicenta, why don't you get a quieter pet?

00:08:17A turtle, for example, which is a classic cartoon.

00:08:20That!

00:08:21The only way to make a turtle make noise is to throw it from a fifth.

00:08:25Turtles are boring.

00:08:27They only stick their heads out from time to time to eat.

00:08:29And then they sit still all day.

00:08:31Well, economy, well, and we all love it very much.

00:08:33If you already have Valentine, what did you need with a cockatoo?

00:08:36That dog is a mushroom, he doesn't do anything.

00:08:38It's like a purse, except you can't put anything inside.

00:08:41Well, he's been very jealous since I had angels.

00:08:43Of course, you wind him up and there's no more talk about his whole family.

00:08:46If jealousy at the beginning is normal.

00:08:49I know, Marisa also went through it when she was little.

00:08:52When I was born she became very jealous.

00:08:54He tried to drown me in the crib several times while I was sleeping.

00:08:57Then over time it passed.

00:08:59Yes, I haven't tried it again since last year.

00:09:02Well, look, tomorrow we have a ten-hour flight to Kenya.

00:09:05So I ask you please, a little silence now.

00:09:08So beware of economy class syndrome.

00:09:11Stretch your legs.

00:09:12Ah, no, yes, yes, we're in business.

00:09:14Fuck gays, that's pin power.

00:09:18Oh, then bring us the toiletry bags they give away.

00:09:22Vicente, please lock her up now.

00:09:24To whom? To the cockatoo or to the shell?

00:09:26No, at two.

00:09:27Yes, but separate, please.

00:09:37Let's see, let's start from the beginning, okay?

00:09:39And you have to have this in your hand.

00:09:40It's just that cauliflower disgusts me a lot.

00:09:42It's a childhood trauma I have.

00:09:43Yes, that's how I get into the situation.

00:09:45Wait, Nicole Kidman is going to get an Oscar.

00:09:47But you are stupid!

00:09:48Come on!

00:09:49Keep going, keep going.

00:09:50Let's see, we are gathered here to unite Belén and Emilio

00:09:54in holy matrimony, blah blah blah.

00:09:57Do you have the rings?

00:09:58Oh!

00:09:59Oh my God!

00:10:00I can't find them.

00:10:01I left them at home.

00:10:03It must have been nerves.

00:10:04Emilio, I knew it.

00:10:06I just knew it.

00:10:07How can you be so clumsy?

00:10:08No!

00:10:09No!

00:10:10How can you be so clumsy?

00:10:11Ah!

00:10:12How can you be so clumsy?

00:10:14I can't take it anymore.

00:10:16No, I can do more.

00:10:17Belén, why do you always make me look ridiculous in front of people?

00:10:21Tell me!

00:10:22Tell me!

00:10:23Man, no.

00:10:24But don't overdo it so much that no one will like you.

00:10:26Well, she's very dull.

00:10:27We'll have to put some tension on this.

00:10:28But what do you think?

00:10:29A soap opera heartthrob or what?

00:10:31Bethlehem, Bethlehem.

00:10:32Look, he's making a fool of you.

00:10:33The man of your life at the altar.

00:10:35The rings are forgotten.

00:10:36The symbol of your love.

00:10:37Get even more pissed off!

00:10:38Okay, okay, okay.

00:10:39Yeah.

00:10:40Thank you.

00:10:41Hey, you're going to stop kissing now.

00:10:43An actress never gets involved with the director.

00:10:45It is in very bad taste.

00:10:46Well, it happens a lot, right?

00:10:47What you have to do is study the script.

00:10:49That the wedding is tomorrow and you don't know it.

00:10:51Damn, what do you want?

00:10:52You gave it to us at 12 midnight.

00:10:53Well, when inspiration comes to me.

00:10:54I don't know if I'm going to learn this, huh?

00:10:56Of course, if we're just making things so complicated.

00:10:58Look, easier.

00:10:59You get a weed on the altar.

00:11:01And you run away like a runaway bride.

00:11:03Clear.

00:11:04So that you become a martyr and I become a bitch.

00:11:06Well, I'm off then.

00:11:07You see what a problem.

00:11:08No?

00:11:09Then I'm left looking like a loser.

00:11:10Everyone is going to make fun of me.

00:11:11Well, then what do we do, my pretty one?

00:11:13Don't drive me crazy, okay?

00:11:14It's not that you're saying every stupid thing.

00:11:16That, that's it.

00:11:17Emilio!

00:11:18Careful, careful.

00:11:22Dude, you gave us the invitations and it doesn't include the address of the church or the banquet.

00:11:27What a disaster of organization.

00:11:29I don't even know why I'm going.

00:11:31Let's see, the ceremony is at 2 p.m., but there is no church.

00:11:34It's outdoors.

00:11:35Like in Falcon, do you think it takes a lot of time?

00:11:37At 2 p.m. and outdoors, because we're going to get heat stroke.

00:11:41Well, you get a Queen Mother model pambela and a cantiplore.

00:11:44Well, and where is the banquet going to be?

00:11:47That's what a surprise is.

00:11:50Come on, stop asking so many questions and go to the hairdresser to make yourself pretty, okay?

00:11:54That they will have to pass the MOT to the permanent one.

00:11:56No, mine is an Italian bun.

00:11:58I can't eat seafood, huh?

00:12:00My uric acid is skyrocketing.

00:12:02Hey, don't worry, there's a kids' menu.

00:12:04But you do not have my church or banquet.

00:12:07But what is the banquet for?

00:12:09If we are not going to get married.

00:12:10Well, we found a vacant lot that's very nice.

00:12:12So, hippie vibe.

00:12:13Belén, can we talk for a moment?

00:12:15Yeah.

00:12:16Let's see, do we rehearse, don't we rehearse, or what do we do?

00:12:18Well, do you want to wait a moment?

00:12:20Please.

00:12:23Belén, this wedding is absurd.

00:12:25You don't need it, why don't you stop it?

00:12:26Well, because I owe Emilio a favor.

00:12:28He has obtained the money to pay the lawyer.

00:12:30Yes, by kidnapping your mother.

00:12:31Well, but he didn't realize it.

00:12:33And Rafael and she are much happier and united.

00:12:36since they have lived through this tragedy together.

00:12:38Look, you're still in love with Emilio, that's what's happening.

00:12:40Paco, I can't continue being in love with Emilio.

00:12:43because I've never been in love with Emilio.

00:12:45Well, I just don't understand.

00:12:46They are going to give him the goal,

00:12:48But what do you gain from this?

00:12:49Where are the bride and groom?

00:12:51Here, here with Paquito.

00:12:52He's going to be in charge of the wedding video.

00:12:54Yes, yes, yes, I'm going to make a DVD with extras, interviews, subtitles for the deaf.

00:12:59We're thinking of putting a subjective camera in Belén's bun.

00:13:02like in Fernando Alonso's car to see how the priest is approaching.

00:13:05Encarilla is that you have some things.

00:13:07Paco, I'm so proud of you.

00:13:11How elegantly have you dealt with this hard blow that life has dealt you?

00:13:16It's that Paquito is our best friend and he has realized it

00:13:19that our love is above everything, right?

00:13:22Yeah.

00:13:23Hey, can you come out for a second?

00:13:25We have a surprise for you.

00:13:27Ah, a surprise.

00:13:33Don't touch the windshield, damn it, it's clean.

00:13:35But I just took it out of the dealership.

00:13:37That's why, damn it.

00:13:38You have to remove the protective wax that comes from the factory, come on.

00:13:41One euro.

00:13:42Not a euro or anything.

00:13:43Come on, get out of here.

00:13:44Should I scratch it or get it ready?

00:13:46But stay still, it's not mine.

00:13:47But what are you doing?

00:13:48Daughter!

00:13:49Here's our wedding gift.

00:13:51Oh!

00:13:52That?

00:13:53Rafael bought it, but I chose the upholstery.

00:13:56Dude, this is a football players' car.

00:13:59I don't see this car as practical for cities.

00:14:02Oh, Rafael, why did you bother?

00:14:04For God's sake, this is an outrage.

00:14:05If you don't want it, I'll keep it for myself to go shopping.

00:14:07No, no, no.

00:14:08It's a cliché.

00:14:09Stay still.

00:14:10And they're sure to get a stick.

00:14:12Belén, you are now my family.

00:14:14Your mother has given me back my hope and freed me from my loneliness.

00:14:17Without asking me for anything in return.

00:14:19Well, little by little.

00:14:20I'll ask you later.

00:14:21They steal this and take it to eastern countries for the mobsters.

00:14:24But you want to shut up now.

00:14:26Belén, you're getting married and I want you to be very happy.

00:14:29Don't worry, I put it in your name just in case...

00:14:31In the end.

00:14:32No, it's better if I'm going to use it myself, above all.

00:14:34Emilio doesn't have a driver's license.

00:14:35No, but I take it off.

00:14:36My goodness, how many children fit in there, huh.

00:14:39What a joy, darling, give me a kiss.

00:14:41No, man, no.

00:14:42But take a look inside, man.

00:14:44Take a look inside.

00:14:45Damn, leave us alone while we celebrate.

00:14:47Then, then we take a walk.

00:14:48Now let's go home...

00:14:50And there's one more thing left, eh.

00:14:51The apartment on the beach.

00:14:53Come on, don't go too far.

00:14:54Go on.

00:14:55Hey, this car might be a nuisance here.

00:15:00I'll put it in the parking lot for you, okay?

00:15:03Look, daughter, I'm going to introduce you to Vitorio Luquino.

00:15:12Well, no, Vitorio is him.

00:15:14He is Luquino.

00:15:15Hello.

00:15:16How are you?

00:15:17Nice to meet you.

00:15:18How are you?

00:15:19She's nervous.

00:15:20If anyone is going to make wedding dresses, it's them.

00:15:23What have you done to me...

00:15:25Oh, darling, what a joy.

00:15:26I know you deserve it all.

00:15:28Your mother gave us the measurements over the phone.

00:15:30and I think we've accepted that...

00:15:32Let's see, let's see.

00:15:33Because my daughter is like Britney Spears,

00:15:34that changes size all the time.

00:15:36Hey, you speak Spanish so well, huh?

00:15:39Torrebruno has been here all his life

00:15:40and he had a horrible accent.

00:15:41It's just that we have a great facility with languages.

00:15:44Of course, and you will come to Spain a lot.

00:15:46to enjoy our beaches and our gastronomy.

00:15:49Yes, we come here quite a bit.

00:15:51Emilio, who are from Seville.

00:15:53Ah, well tell me, damn it.

00:15:56Don't make me look ridiculous.

00:15:57in front of important people.

00:16:01Well, where is the dress?

00:16:03Well, we brought the dress,

00:16:04but some friends of yours have passed by

00:16:05and it has been taken out of our hands.

00:16:08It suits me, huh.

00:16:09Well, taking it a little from here, of course.

00:16:11Come on, take it off.

00:16:12As?

00:16:13Oh, fuck.

00:16:14But what are you doing with my dress?

00:16:15Hey, hey, hey.

00:16:16We're thinking about getting married.

00:16:17You?

00:16:18Since when?

00:16:19I've been trying this on ever since.

00:16:21Oh, it's just that, it's just that...

00:16:24I just don't know what to say.

00:16:25I feel like Cinderella.

00:16:27Clear.

00:16:28And I am the prince,

00:16:29the fairy godmothers,

00:16:31the envious stepsisters,

00:16:33and you, eh, eh,

00:16:35the one who drives the pumpkin.

00:16:37Hey, we have to go to the ball

00:16:38have your hairstyle tested.

00:16:39Yeah.

00:16:40Hey?

00:16:41No, it's just that I had thought

00:16:42comb my hair by myself.

00:16:43But how are you going to comb your hair?

00:16:44Wearing a Vittorio and Luquino suit.

00:16:47Oh, aunt.

00:16:48Vittorio and Luquino!

00:16:50No!

00:16:53Where is my suit?

00:16:54My groom's suit

00:16:55we haven't been commissioned to do anything.

00:16:56Emilio,

00:16:57weddings are set up for them.

00:16:59The groom is a figuration with a phrase.

00:17:03Paco, Paco, wait.

00:17:05I wanted to tell you

00:17:06a little something from the wedding video.

00:17:07I'm going too, my love.

00:17:08Take that off right now!

00:17:10If you don't mind, let's go.

00:17:12What the hell is wrong with you?

00:17:14Nothing,

00:17:15that you look more and more delighted

00:17:16with the wedding.

00:17:17Oh, pay attention,

00:17:18This smells like a jealous dinner.

00:17:19And you stop bothering me once and for all,

00:17:21don't even think about kissing her again.

00:17:22Sorry,

00:17:23but until we put the chicken on the altar,

00:17:25the groom is yours

00:17:26and the next one gives it to him with tongue

00:17:27if you feel like it.

00:17:28With tongue?

00:17:29I'm going to stick it in here.

00:17:30Did he shit on you?

00:17:31No, no, no!

00:17:32They're going to hear us!

00:17:33But you want to stay still!

00:17:35Please!

00:17:38Congratulations, guys!

00:17:39I love you!

00:17:40I love you!

00:17:41Us too.

00:17:42To you, Paquito,

00:17:43then we'll take you for a ride in the car.

00:17:44They're just being so silly.

00:17:46Hey, we're really screwed with the hair, aren't we?

00:17:49Excellent!

00:17:50Have a cute updo made for you.

00:17:51No, no, it doesn't suit him,

00:17:52who has a very round face.

00:17:53Oh, well, I say almost worse.

00:17:55Well, darling,

00:17:56that you look very pretty.

00:17:59You guys stay calm, okay?

00:18:04Paquito, pussy, mature,

00:18:05behave yourself,

00:18:06that we all have a lot at stake.

00:18:12Ginio, I need a building permit from the city council.

00:18:14to finish this

00:18:15and they ask me for 18,000 papers.

00:18:16I already have the memory of the work,

00:18:18the budgets by units and total,

00:18:20the urban planning certificate...

00:18:21But I'm missing the fucking plans!

00:18:22Shh!

00:18:23Juan, for God's sake!

00:18:24The girl!

00:18:25Juan, but how am I going to draw the plans for you!

00:18:27An architect has to do that for you!

00:18:29So why are you doing the renovation?

00:18:31Because I do know how to do reform.

00:18:33The plans no.

00:18:34That's the last thing, that's it...

00:18:36Do you want me to find an architect for you on the Internet?

00:18:37No, you study.

00:18:38I'm already on vacation.

00:18:40Ah.

00:18:41And the notes?

00:18:42Because I haven't signed anything.

00:18:43Should I call them, Mom?

00:18:44And what about it?

00:18:45Come on...

00:18:47Let's see, Virginia.

00:18:49Couldn't you make the ground strange for us?

00:18:52without anyone knowing?

00:18:53Yes, I have to use the radial.

00:18:55How do I cut the decking?

00:18:57In bites!

00:18:58Hey, don't keep up with the work.

00:19:01We call the police and they seal off your house.

00:19:04You find this amusing, don't you?

00:19:06A bit.

00:19:07It's just that we're at a very silly age.

00:19:09Juan, our obligation as citizens

00:19:11was to report this irregularity.

00:19:13Well, let them know that I'm going to get the license.

00:19:15I already have almost all the papers

00:19:16that the city council asks me for.

00:19:17And what about the community permit?

00:19:19Look how they document themselves, eh.

00:19:21Well, I'm going to get that too.

00:19:23Because I only need the vote of four owners.

00:19:25Well, out of three, because I already have mine.

00:19:27Well, that needs to change.

00:19:29Because in Eurovision you can't vote for yourself.

00:19:31That's why we never win.

00:19:33Come on, lady, get out of here.

00:19:34I have nothing to talk to you about.

00:19:35What a girl!

00:19:36Costs.

00:19:37This staircase is too small for the two of us.

00:19:41And for you alone too.

00:19:42Oh!

00:19:43What I told you.

00:19:44He's just made it his mission.

00:19:46Bye bye!

00:19:47Juan, calm down.

00:19:49Breathe.

00:19:50I've run out of courage.

00:19:51These do not know me as an enemy.

00:19:53Mr. President, I urge you to call an urgent meeting.

00:19:56to obtain permission from the community.

00:19:58Okay, okay, okay.

00:19:59Hey, I guess I have your vote.

00:20:00Man, I think so.

00:20:01But if you could give me a preview of the reform,

00:20:03I can guarantee it completely.

00:20:05No no.

00:20:06I've already told you, not a penny until this is finished.

00:20:08Juan, understand me.

00:20:09I have to eat, but that's the least of it.

00:20:11But damn, the woman has to keep spending,

00:20:13my children to flirt, my brother-in-law to get married.

00:20:16It's just that there are a lot of burdens.

00:20:18Should I tell you my problems?

00:20:19Should I tell you?

00:20:21Yes, come on.

00:20:22Let's go have a drink.

00:20:23No!

00:20:24I just don't want to tell you.

00:20:25John, John, John.

00:20:26You drive me crazy, huh?

00:20:27What a difficult customer you are!

00:20:29Awesome!

00:20:30I'll bring you a check now.

00:20:32How much?

00:20:34Three thousand euros!

00:20:36Well, with that, I have enough to get by.

00:20:40Isabel, and why do you pay him?

00:20:42Because we are getting older with the damned reform.

00:20:45Look!

00:20:46Well, but that photo is old.

00:20:47What's up?

00:20:48He is two months old.

00:20:49Only?

00:20:50Yeah.

00:20:51Hey, you're turning into Heidi's grandpa,

00:20:53but without hair.

00:20:55A septum is worth losing your life for.

00:21:01I don't care.

00:21:02Our children will enjoy the house.

00:21:04I don't like this distribution.

00:21:05If you leave, I'll do the renovation.

00:21:09Good vibes.

00:21:10A little sense of humor.

00:21:12Not here.

00:21:13Not here.

00:21:14Not here.

00:21:15There is no one living here.

00:21:16There is no one living here.

00:21:19Mariano, what have you done to your face?

00:21:21I've given myself a raise.

00:21:22My wife is coming to the wedding tomorrow.

00:21:24And I want to look good so he can see what he's been missing.

00:21:27Hey, please, can we start now?

00:21:28I have to go to the airport.

00:21:29I brought the tickets as proof.

00:21:31And these three who are here, as listeners?

00:21:33No, we're waiting for you to finish.

00:21:36We want to watch a movie.

00:21:38I just don't understand this.

00:21:40We meet more than the Council of Ministers, come on.

00:21:42Yes, and it serves the same purpose.

00:21:44Well, don't take it too seriously, but I think there are communities that only hold one meeting a year.

00:21:49But that's not funny.

00:21:50That's why I'm going to a chalet.

00:21:52Hey, where are you going with the cockatoo?

00:21:54I brought her so she can learn words.

00:21:56Look, we can make her president.

00:21:58It won't be worse than genius.

00:22:00Warning to first B for unnecessary rudeness.

00:22:03High coast.

00:22:04Go away, Mr. Heredia! Go away!

00:22:07Why me?

00:22:08No, no, it was to see how it sounded.

00:22:11It doesn't work the same. It suits you better on a slope.

00:22:14Yeah.

00:22:15Let's see, only point of the day.

00:22:18Application for the second A for a permit to be able to finish the renovation.

00:22:24Which is looking lovely, by the way.

00:22:26And of course, that work has to be finished because my husband makes a living from this.

00:22:29Me and more people.

00:22:31What's happening?

00:22:32But Juan hasn't paid us anything yet.

00:22:35What do you mean, no? We just gave him a check...

00:22:38Have you been paid?

00:22:41Yes, but for various materials and supplies.

00:22:44He's already spent it on me.

00:22:45I already have all the paperwork for the building permit.

00:22:47The architect is advised for the plans.

00:22:50I just need permission from the community.

00:22:52So I ask you as a neighbor and as a friend...

00:22:55John, John, John!

00:22:56These are contradictory terms.

00:22:58Well, as a former president who has given 14 years of his life to this community of ours,

00:23:02I beg you to give me that permission.

00:23:05In return, I'll do whatever you want.

00:23:07Okay, so you have to go buy bread in a thong.

00:23:10Oh, Merisa! Please!

00:23:13Hey, he said whatever we wanted.

00:23:15Of course, Juan. I'll vote for it, but that's already over.

00:23:18I also vote in favor, logically.

00:23:20And so do we, of course.

00:23:22Well, I vote against and I have two votes.

00:23:25Three?

00:23:26Because we're so in love, I'm not going to contradict my boyfriend, am I?

00:23:30Rafael, I appeal to your political responsibility.

00:23:33You closed my radio patio and a businessman never forgets.

00:23:37You are just an unpresentable man.

00:23:39Please let me see! Please let me see! Please let me see! Please let me see! Please let me see! We have a 3-3 tie!

00:23:52The first one is still to be voted on.

00:23:54We have to watch over the work.

00:23:57Have you been able to damage any of those structural elements?

00:24:00No, but if we haven't removed them, David, which is the other way around, then we have put them in.

00:24:05Well, that's it, it weighs more. It could fall off the ceiling like a shell while you're sleeping.

00:24:10Well, she'll die peacefully in her bed without knowing anything, which is what everyone wants.

00:24:13Besides, you don't count. The owner is Vicenta.

00:24:16Juan, I'd give you my vote. I've always had a very special affection for you.

00:24:21I welcomed you into my home, I washed your clothes.

00:24:24Yes, and some breakfasts.

00:24:27That's why I feel so hurt by Natalia's complaint.

00:24:30That's my daughter's decision. I can't do anything about it.

00:24:33Well, understand it deeply. My vote is no. I'm truly sorry.

00:24:37Three in favor, four against. Permission denied. The session is adjourned.

00:24:42Wait, the rings and laments are missing.

00:24:45I'm fed up with this community!

00:24:47Juan!

00:24:48You're a spiteful, vindictive bunch. You have no idea what's going on in my family.

00:24:52But you're all going to pay, as my name is Juan Cuesta.

00:24:55Hey, I voted for you.

00:24:57Are you threatening us?

00:24:58Yes! To all of you who are giving me crap. And the cockatoo too.

00:25:01Oops!

00:25:02That bug is dead. This is war.

00:25:04Sausage!

00:25:05You fucking old women!

00:25:06Rude!

00:25:08Hey, you rabble everyone!

00:25:10This is what is called an ordinary meeting.

00:25:13My goodness.

00:25:14My goodness.

00:25:22That?

00:25:25I don't like what they did to you at all.

00:25:27You look really weird.

00:25:28Me neither.

00:25:29But hey, it's a test.

00:25:31That's what tests are for, right? To test.

00:25:34You look older...

00:25:36Well, what do you care how my hair is?

00:25:39If not, we're getting married.

00:25:40Yes, but you have to give an image.

00:25:42Because then we keep those photos as a souvenir.

00:25:49Hello hello.

00:25:50Emilia and Belén, right?

00:25:51Yeah.

00:25:52Yes, we had an appointment with Hipólito.

00:25:54We are the ones with the scam, the insurance.

00:25:56You see, Hipólito had an accident while whitewater rafting.

00:26:00But it is a single colony.

00:26:01No, it is a river of currents and waterfalls.

00:26:04He hit his head on a rock and now he's having blackouts.

00:26:09And he can't pronounce F or J properly.

00:26:12Well, they're there doing tests on him, aren't they?

00:26:14Look, I told him.

00:26:15But the trial is tomorrow, what are we going to do?

00:26:18I have asked the judge for a postponement.

00:26:20And he has denied it to us.

00:26:21But I defend you, okay?

00:26:23Look, I have our file here.

00:26:25Oh, no?

00:26:26This is about a pelican attacking a child at the zoo.

00:26:29But how strange if I had it here.

00:26:31Let's see, darling, but have you ever been to a trial?

00:26:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:26:34As an assistant.

00:26:35But I'm ready, okay?

00:26:37Well, I'll read it all tonight.

00:26:39Well, let's see if the kid lets me because he's having a problem with his teeth.

00:26:42And well, I've been a week without knowing where this is.

00:26:44Shit.

00:26:45Hey, did you hurt yourself?

00:26:49No.

00:26:50I'm fine.

00:26:51Well, average.

00:26:52It's just that sometimes I feel short of breath, but it quickly passes.

00:26:55Let's go, let's go, that's how the masses started before turning green and bursting their pants.

00:26:59No, this is an anxiety attack.

00:27:01Come on, breathe, breathe.

00:27:03Cover yourself.

00:27:04Cover yourself, cover yourself.

00:27:05It's just that I got one.

00:27:06No, cover yourself, cover yourself.

00:27:07So.

00:27:08Breathe easy.

00:27:09Breathe.

00:27:10Hey?

00:27:11It is like this.

00:27:12Hey.

00:27:13I almost prefer that you defend us, little one, from the road, eh?

00:27:17Oh, sorry.

00:27:20Honeymoon in Kenya.

00:27:22My husband and I went on an adventure.

00:27:23There is excitement, there is tension, there are nerves, a cocktail of emotions.

00:27:28Mauri, is it necessary for you to play Indiana Jones' Gay Cousin?

00:27:30Fernando, we don't know where Nairobi airport is.

00:27:32Maybe it's in the middle of the savannah.

00:27:33Of course, with a herd of wildebeest crossing the track.

00:27:35Come on, let's go.

00:27:36Oh.

00:27:37Goes.

00:27:38Goes.

00:27:39The kind and affectionate neighbors bid us farewell from their mid-sections.

00:27:40God.

00:27:41Have a good trip!

00:27:42Have a good time.

00:27:43Thank you.

00:27:44What are the two going to be like?

00:27:45God.

00:27:46Bring us something typical from Kenya.

00:27:47Chinchón or whatever you see.

00:27:48These are going to do sex tourism.

00:27:49Clear.

00:27:50They're going to have an orgy with a bunch of gay baboons.

00:27:53Well, don't be surprised.

00:27:54Belén, the way that girl defends us, we screwed up.

00:27:55I'm sure the judge will call a paramedic and give us the lethal injection right there.

00:27:56Well, what do we do, huh? What do we do?

00:27:57If I don't know, you say something, because I always have to come up with the ideas.

00:27:58If that's how it goes for us.

00:27:59Oh my God, and the taxi is at the door on time.

00:28:00There are times when life can be wonderful.

00:28:01Mauri, you look like an advertisement.

00:28:02And what do we do, huh?

00:28:03What do we do?

00:28:04What do we do?

00:28:05If I don't know, you say something, because I always have to come up with the ideas.

00:28:06If that's how it goes for us.

00:28:07Oh my God, and the taxi is at the door on time.

00:28:08There are times when life can be wonderful.

00:28:09Mauri, you look like a sanitary pad ad.

00:28:10Fernando, you're leaving now.

00:28:11But what have they done to your hair?

00:28:12It doesn't suit him, does it?

00:28:13Yeah?

00:28:14We're left without a lawyer, and the trial is tomorrow.

00:28:15We are desperate.

00:28:16Please help us.

00:28:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:18Fernando, for our friendship.

00:28:19But what friendship?

00:28:20Don't listen to them.

00:28:21Get in the taxi.

00:28:22Yes, I'm sorry, we're leaving the lawyer.

00:28:23If we go on our honeymoon.

00:28:24To the airport, fast.

00:28:25Not fast.

00:28:26Now they take away points.

00:28:27Fernando, for whatever you want, we need you.

00:28:29Fernando.

00:28:30No!

00:28:31No!

00:28:32No!

00:28:33No!

00:28:34No!

00:28:35No!

00:28:36No!

00:28:37No!

00:28:38No!

00:28:39No!

00:28:40No!

00:28:41No!

00:28:42No!

00:28:43No!

00:28:44No!

00:28:45No!

00:28:46No!

00:28:47No!

00:28:48No!

00:28:49No!

00:28:50No!

00:28:51You're going to the wedding with tickets!

00:28:53And what does the wedding matter anymore?

00:28:54If we are going to jail.

00:28:55Hey, what if we run away like the lute?

00:28:58We take the new SUV and hide in Despeñaperros

00:29:01until the crime expires.

00:29:02Emilio, it's been 20 years.

00:29:04Watch out, watch out, watch out!

00:29:09That I will have to feel bad for others

00:29:10if no one ever feels bad for me?

00:29:12Well, because you're good, Mauro.

00:29:13Because I'm an idiot.

00:29:14No, because I'm an idiot.

00:29:15They're back!

00:29:16Well, wait, maybe they've forgotten.

00:29:17the passport or the pre-imaging tests.

00:29:19All right, guys, I need your case file.

00:29:22What time is your trial?

00:29:22At twelve o'clock.

00:29:24But you both got married?

00:29:25No, no, no, but it's all calculated.

00:29:27Belén dances the trial with her wedding dress on underneath like Superman.

00:29:30Mauri, thank you very much.

00:29:32And don't worry, I know you can postpone the honeymoon.

00:29:34If Kenya is going to continue being there.

00:29:35Of course, that's not like the book fair, where they put it up and take it down.

00:29:38We don't know, maybe in the off-season they go somewhere else with the reindeer, like Ángel Cristo.

00:29:43Hey, what about the little hands?

00:29:45Didn't you take them?

00:29:47Shit!

00:29:48Hey!

00:29:49Listen?

00:29:59Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:30:00I'm the architect, you know?

00:30:02Well, I came to take measurements to make the plans.

00:30:05Ah!

00:30:05The architect?

00:30:06Yeah.

00:30:06Well, do what you have to do.

00:30:09Well, if you want I can wait or come back another time.

00:30:11No, no, no, please.

00:30:13Look, we're in a hurry for the plans.

00:30:16Okay, so nothing.

00:30:17Oh, tell me, it's just a moment, okay?

00:30:20Uh!

00:30:21What a model subway you have, don't you?

00:30:24Well yes, yes.

00:30:26It uses a one milliwatt laser.

00:30:29And it has an accuracy of plus or minus 1.5 millimeters.

00:30:34Oops!

00:30:34Look.

00:30:36Hey.

00:30:37It doesn't bother you here, does it?

00:30:40No no.

00:30:42I think I'm almost done.

00:30:49Hey, hey!

00:30:49Give me air, give me air, man.

00:30:51Let me.

00:30:51Nothing, okay, jump.

00:30:52With his mother.

00:30:55Well, what's up?

00:30:56Well, girl.

00:30:56Are you buying anything?

00:30:57You're going to be freeloaders all afternoon.

00:30:59What's wrong, Paco?

00:31:00You're kind of aggressive.

00:31:01Relax, man.

00:31:02There you go.

00:31:03There you go.

00:31:04All over the nape of the neck.

00:31:05Uncle, Belén has chosen Emilio.

00:31:07You have to know how to lose.

00:31:08And look forward.

00:31:10Belén is a very strange aunt.

00:31:11It doesn't suit you, Paco.

00:31:11Well, I'm weird too.

00:31:13Yes, but they are different rarities.

00:31:15They have to case.

00:31:15You have to forget her.

00:31:16And look forward above all, Paco.

00:31:19Moncho, do you know what we're talking about?

00:31:21Well no, but that's why I always repeat the same phrase.

00:31:24So as not to screw up.

00:31:25Okay, but stop playing while you console me, at least.

00:31:28Paco, can we talk for a moment?

00:31:29He's not going to make your wedding video.

00:31:33Since he's already over our thing.

00:31:34Of course.

00:31:35We must look forward.

00:31:37Clear.

00:31:38It's true?

00:31:39Let's go to the other store.

00:31:40If anyone comes, let me know.

00:31:42Okay, okay.

00:31:43Come on, go on.

00:31:44Take.

00:31:45Hey, dude, do you see anything special about this chick?

00:31:47No, not me.

00:31:49But he threw himself into the middle of the building, huh?

00:31:51She'll be an expert at finding the male G-spot.

00:31:53Killed.

00:31:54Belén, I can't stand this situation any longer.

00:31:56It's torture.

00:31:57Paco, this is business.

00:31:58Look, tomorrow Emilio will have his goal.

00:32:01You will have me, I will have you.

00:32:03And a hell of an all-terrain vehicle to get lost in the most wonderful places in our country.

00:32:08Emilio just keeps pestering me.

00:32:10Of course, because he's envious of you, he's jealous.

00:32:13Oh, so he loves you.

00:32:14No, he doesn't love me.

00:32:15What happens is that since he sees that you love me and he has loved me, he doesn't want you to love me.

00:32:19Even if he doesn't love me.

00:32:20Well, yes, it's complicated to understand, but...

00:32:21Yes, I understand you perfectly, but you are the one who doesn't understand me.

00:32:24Everyone thinks you're going to marry him.

00:32:26I'm the loser, the humiliated one.

00:32:27People look at me with pity and say things.

00:32:29Oh, but Paco, don't pay attention to people.

00:32:31That I have won, that you are very strange, that we don't fit together at all.

00:32:35And who told you that?

00:32:36Nothing, it's the same.

00:32:37No, no, no, it doesn't matter, who told you?

00:32:39No, come on, calm down, if you're right, it'll all be over tomorrow.

00:32:44And are you going to take me to a little beach?

00:32:46Of course, a beautiful little cove of white sand, just you and me, swimming naked and snorkeling and everything.

00:32:53No, what jellyfish.

00:33:00Hey, who's serving outside?

00:33:02I, then, go out.

00:33:04But what are you doing here?

00:33:05Hey? Paco, he's recommending wedding movies to me so I can get some hairstyle ideas.

00:33:11Hey, is The Prince's Wedding out on DVD yet?

00:33:14No, but I'll download it from the internet and make a copy for you, don't worry.

00:33:17Okay, okay, bye.

00:33:19Yeah.

00:33:21But these assholes, why don't they warn us?

00:33:24Oh, Paco, what have they seen in us?

00:33:25What did they see us kissing?

00:33:27No, who would have told us anything?

00:33:28When have you seen these silent women?

00:33:30No, don't worry.

00:33:31Oh, please, how stressful.

00:33:32Yes, Belén was having a great time with Paco in the afterlife.

00:33:38Well, maybe it was her bachelorette party.

00:33:40Well, how sad.

00:33:41It's a lie.

00:33:42You're making this up to destabilize my daughter.

00:33:45But if she marries Emilio tomorrow.

00:33:47The slut, if the word itself says so.

00:33:50Well, and this was the urgent urgency.

00:33:52But what about the patio, for the love of God?

00:33:54We must decide what we do.

00:33:56We told Emilio!

00:33:58But how are you going to tell Emilio?

00:34:00For the love of God.

00:34:01But you didn't leave.

00:34:02They're getting married tomorrow, leave them alone.

00:34:05Of course.

00:34:07We've also already bought the car and everything.

00:34:09Ah, Rafael bought it!

00:34:11You haven't put in a single penny, Torrija.

00:34:13But what do you know?

00:34:14Mr. President, put things in order.

00:34:16What do we do?

00:34:17Well, I don't know.

00:34:18My wife wears this thing.

00:34:20She is vice president for sentimental affairs.

00:34:22Let's see, then...

00:34:25Oh, I don't know what's better.

00:34:26Because these things about weddings and cuckolds are very delicate.

00:34:29I kept quiet.

00:34:30Out of sight.

00:34:32Oh, no.

00:34:33It's worse to keep quiet.

00:34:34It's worse to keep quiet about it because...

00:34:36No, no, no!

00:34:41Do you want to listen to me for a moment?

00:34:43That?

00:34:44Let's see.

00:34:46Pelén, she's grown up now.

00:34:48And Emilio too.

00:34:49They know each other, they love each other, they accept each other as they are.

00:34:55And I've already bought the dress.

00:34:58So shut everyone up, okay?

00:35:00No, no, no, no, no.

00:35:01We have to tell Emilio.

00:35:02Maybe he won't get married and there's no reason to give him the goal.

00:35:05We should put a spa there, damn it.

00:35:08Well, that's how we can be this morning.

00:35:10Votes in favor of the horns information commission.

00:35:13Against.

00:35:16Four to three, commission rejected.

00:35:18Everyone pretends to be crazy.

00:35:20Well, it doesn't matter.

00:35:22We're going to tell it the same way.

00:35:24But, damn, we voted.

00:35:25But it didn't turn out the way I wanted.

00:35:27Hey, we must respect the laws of the democratic game.

00:35:31Well, don't restrict our freedom of expression.

00:35:34Look, if Emilio doesn't get married, I'll burn your house down.

00:35:37We don't care, it's guaranteed.

00:35:39No, no, I mean with you inside.

00:35:40We are insured too.

00:35:43They are crazy.

00:35:44Damn, you're taking me away from watching the World Cup for this.

00:35:48Hey, but, since we're at it, right?

00:35:52We go down to see what face Emilio makes, shall we?

00:35:53Oh, yes, yes, of course.

00:35:57Ingenious!

00:36:00But what am I doing there?

00:36:04Emilio, we are so sorry.

00:36:07But, we have to give you the news because we love you.

00:36:10Belén was making out with Paco in the back room of the video store.

00:36:14Well, that's what they say.

00:36:15It could very well be dementia.

00:36:18Man, the news hurts me, why are we going to fool ourselves?

00:36:20That is, you don't get married.

00:36:22No, no, no, no, yes, of course I'm getting married.

00:36:24My love, but Belén is above all things.

00:36:26Well, that's it, matter cleared up.

00:36:28Love triumphs, let's go.

00:36:30Emilio, think about it carefully.

00:36:32Love triangles only work in porn movies.

00:36:35Well, and how do you know that?

00:36:38The one I have recorded is very good.

00:36:42Emilio, how are you going to marry a girl who's cheating on you?

00:36:45And here we go.

00:36:46Well, it's another generation, Vicenta, as your salaries are needed for the mortgage,

00:36:51because things are relativized.

00:36:53You're only getting married for the sake of it, because we're not going to give you the goalkeeper's place...

00:36:59Hey, that offended me, huh?

00:37:01I'm marrying Belén for love.

00:37:04Because she's pregnant.

00:37:05That?

00:37:07Yeah.

00:37:09We just didn't want to compare it after the wedding.

00:37:13But that one is.

00:37:14But is it yours or Paco's?

00:37:16No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:17It's mine, checked.

00:37:19That child needs a home, a family and a responsible father.

00:37:23And I'm moving forward with the wedding, no matter what.

00:37:26Oh, what's going on in this building!

00:37:29Is there a baby boom?

00:37:31Oh, Rafael, what a joy he's going to have!

00:37:39But, Natalita, if you withdraw, it is the complaint against Vicenta.

00:37:44It would be a gesture of goodwill.

00:37:46That would allow us all to get out of this hell.

00:37:49I don't feel like it.

00:37:50He took my daughter, it was a kidnapping.

00:37:51No?

00:37:53That was a flu of a senile lady.

00:37:55Older people, Natalita, do very strange things.

00:37:58Look, Dad, for example.

00:37:59Dad has always been true to himself.

00:38:01And he said that principles must be upheld above all else.

00:38:04Yes, but we had never done any renovations.

00:38:06The principles, for example, have now been turned upside down.

00:38:10I would sell my body to the full council to get that building permit.

00:38:14The girl has fallen asleep.

00:38:17Should we take advantage of the opportunity to have dinner or what?

00:38:19No, my father is missing.

00:38:20We don't know where it is.

00:38:21Well, we're going to the Chinese.

00:38:22I'm going to sing to myself.

00:38:24Careful, don't make any noise, okay?

00:38:25But wait a moment.

00:38:26I told Juan to bring a chicken.

00:38:29Hello.

00:38:30Who brought it?

00:38:32Juan, what are you holding in your hand?

00:38:33An air rifle.

00:38:35That?

00:38:35They're giving away weirder and weirder things at banks.

00:38:37No, I bought it.

00:38:38That cockatoo's days are numbered.

00:38:40But why?

00:38:41What did the poor little animal do to you?

00:38:42Nothing, but its owner does.

00:38:44No community permission, no cockatoo.

00:38:46These ladies have pushed me to barbarism and antisocial behavior.

00:38:49Dad, hate leads to anger.

00:38:52Anger brings suffering and suffering to the dark side.

00:38:54And don't bother me, you haven't even shown me the notes yet.

00:38:57With that in hand, even less so.

00:38:58I'm here.

00:38:59Let's go.

00:39:00Juan, if you kill the cockatoo you are breaking the law on the protection of domestic animals.

00:39:04You could be fined between 6,000 and 18,000 euros.

00:39:07I don't care, I declare myself insolvent.

00:39:08Dad, come on, let that go, you're going to hit someone.

00:39:10Hey, hey, that's very bad, huh.

00:39:12It's a little scary and all.

00:39:13Sorry, sorry, but I was a marksman in the military.

00:39:16And at the fair he always took me with him, the little pilot dog.

00:39:18But, John.

00:39:20Let's sit down.

00:39:22Why don't we talk to the ladies?

00:39:24With attitude first.

00:39:26Isabel does not negotiate with terrorists.

00:39:28And if we sell the house as is, we place the ad.

00:39:31Sold half renovated.

00:39:33And whoever comes, let him take the fall.

00:39:35No, no, no, I'll finish this reform, even if it's the last thing I do in my life.

00:39:38This is a guerrilla war like Vietnam.

00:39:41But we live above it, which is a strategic advantage.

00:39:44And where are you going now, Juan?

00:39:46Do you know how to use it?

00:39:51Oh my God, I have no angle.

00:39:53Juan, if you're looking for Mariano it's already too late, eh?

00:39:56Because he sunbathes naked around six.

00:39:59And don't worry, mamen.

00:40:01If it's for something else.

00:40:02Well, it will come out.

00:40:04One day you'll have to take her to the vet.

00:40:06Tomorrow I'll stand guard on the balcony.

00:40:08Oh yes.

00:40:09Come on, jackal.

00:40:10Let's go to dinner.

00:40:12I'm already on vacation.

00:40:13I have all the time in the world.

00:40:14Ah, well yes.

00:40:17Oh my goodness, this is a scam.

00:40:19I'm still sure I bought meditation and treachery.

00:40:20But how do I defend this?

00:40:22If I would have a better chance of saving Saddam.

00:40:23Don't complain now.

00:40:25And on top of that you'll see how they are condemned.

00:40:26They will never forgive me for this in my life.

00:40:27Neither do I.

00:40:28Why would we be left without honey for nothing?

00:40:30Hey, you were the one who told the taxi driver to turn around, huh?

00:40:32Of course, you had a face that would have put up with you for a week in Kenya.

00:40:36Well, I'm sorry, okay?

00:40:38Hey, listen.

00:40:39So we don't need to give up our honeymoon?

00:40:42Of course not.

00:40:43But you already pay for the trip.

00:40:44Okay, okay.

00:40:45But the important thing is not the place, it's the company.

00:40:47I don't know, we could have a romantic week here just the two of us.

00:40:51Maury, for me Paris is where you are, darling.

00:40:53That's not yours.

00:40:55I don't remember it from a song, but it's nice, isn't it?

00:40:57Yeah.

00:40:59You're right, if nothing happens.

00:41:01We can spend a wonderful honeymoon here at home, just the two of us doing our own thing,

00:41:04in a whirlwind of sex and frozen food.

00:41:08Mom, what are you doing here?

00:41:10Don't know.

00:41:12Yes, what's wrong with you?

00:41:14I've broken up with...

00:41:15What's it called?

00:41:17You don't remember, I'll remember.

00:41:19Ah, with Gonzalo, that's with Gonzalo.

00:41:21We had a terrible argument and I left home.

00:41:24I'm never going back.

00:41:26But mom, the house is yours.

00:41:27Oh, that's true.

00:41:29Well, you call her and tell her to leave.

00:41:32I don't want to see him ever again.

00:41:34Oh, I want to sleep and I don't have any pills.

00:41:38No, no, no, just the right amount of depression here.

00:41:43Can I stay with you for a few days?

00:41:45Of course, man, you don't even have to ask that.

00:41:48Okay, I feel old, it's disgusting.

00:41:52But I've told you 20 times that I'll pay for your Botox session.

00:41:56But if it's not that, that's what it gives you.

00:41:58Since your father died I feel very alone.

00:42:01Let's see if I go with him now.

00:42:03Wow!

00:42:04Come on, Fernando, are you up for a collective suicide?

00:42:06Tomorrow, after the trial.

00:42:08Look, we have a wedding tomorrow, you come with us, maybe you'll meet someone.

00:42:11Oh, no, no, no.

00:42:13For me, love is over, I don't want to know anything about any man.

00:42:16Oh, I'll give you some ginseng.

00:42:18Don't you have gazpacho?

00:42:20Bazpacho?

00:42:21Maury, can I talk to you for a moment?

00:42:23Yeah.

00:42:25Sorry, it's going to be a couple of days, three at the most.

00:42:29No, no, the opposite, and a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

00:42:31We're left without honey because of my trial and your mother.

00:42:35Concurrent faults.

00:42:36What's happening?

00:42:43Oh, mommy, how you told me!

00:42:45About what?

00:42:47What are you pregnant with?

00:42:48But how much?

00:42:49What has Emilio told us?

00:42:51But were you going to keep quiet about it until after the wedding?

00:42:53Oh, that was a surprise!

00:42:56Yes, we were thinking of telling you tomorrow, when we're cutting the cake.

00:43:00Man, don't tell your mother, I understand.

00:43:02But to your friends...

00:43:03For the two you have, what did it cost you?

00:43:04Oh!

00:43:07Rafael, are you okay?

00:43:09Come on, come on, come here.

00:43:11I'm finally going to have something resembling a grandson, I had already lost hope.

00:43:15It's perfect, baby, your time was passing.

00:43:19Look, when you return from the honey rune, you join in working on copiliza.

00:43:22I'll give you a nice office where you don't have to do anything.

00:43:25Hey, what are we going to call him?

00:43:26Oh, let's see if it's a girl and we have the couple.

00:43:29Well, yes, sorry, I'm going to take you for a little walk, I'm a little nervous.

00:43:34But it's not bad, my love.

00:43:36Do you want us to accompany you, huh?

00:43:38No!

00:43:39I'm going to do some soul searching.

00:43:42I alone, a little, to myself.

00:43:43Watch the stairs, baby!

00:43:50But how could you tell people I'm pregnant?

00:43:53And what did you want me to do?

00:43:54The Powerpuff Girls have caught you in the background making out.

00:43:57See? See how they saw us?

00:43:59I'd have to come up with something so they wouldn't see the light.

00:44:02I've been left looking like an idiot.

00:44:04Everyone looked at me with a face like, poor guy, his girls are hooking up with someone else.

00:44:07Oh? Now you know what it feels like?

00:44:10Well, what do we do now?

00:44:11Because my family is delighted with the child inside me.

00:44:14Well, I don't have it inside.

00:44:15Well, we can have one, we're in time.

00:44:18No, I don't want to have children now.

00:44:20I want to focus more on my career.

00:44:22What career?

00:44:24Well, I don't want to have stretch marks, that's it.

00:44:26Look, Belén, tomorrow we'll argue in front of the priest.

00:44:29And then we leave and you say you lost the child because of the tremendous upset.

00:44:32But, Emilio, that is a lie upon a lie.

00:44:34And about a lie, but it's too late to back out.

00:44:37Well, I can say I fell down the stairs.

00:44:39That sounds like a soap opera from Melez.

00:44:41Belén, if you truly loved me, you would end all this right now.

00:44:45Oh, oh, oh, what a terrible emotional blackmail.

00:44:47What is this? An ultimatum?

00:44:49No, a penultimatum.

00:44:51Tomorrow I will insist a little more.

00:44:53Well, here we go, see you tomorrow.

00:44:54Well, that, this morning.

00:44:57Come on, everyone get some rest now, we're going to have a lot of work tomorrow.

00:45:03Emilio!

00:45:06Mom, it's you.

00:45:09But what have you done to yourself?

00:45:10If you don't look like yourself.

00:45:12I don't like the photo anymore.

00:45:13Come give me a kiss!

00:45:17Well, look, I had liposuction on my stomach and legs.

00:45:21I got rid of my double chin.

00:45:22I put on lipstick.

00:45:23Cheekbone!

00:45:23I have had a symmetrical breast reconstruction.

00:45:28I have removed my cesarean scar.

00:45:31And the bag under the eyes.

00:45:32That's now called a neoplasia or something like that.

00:45:35You like me?

00:45:36Of course.

00:45:38Well, well, well.

00:45:38When he sees you, dad won't recognize you.

00:45:41Estonia!

00:45:43Ah, well he does recognize you.

00:45:45Hello, Mariano.

00:45:46Have you seen how they left it?

00:45:48Yes, she looks like Carmen Russo.

00:45:49Oh!

00:45:50Yes, you look very pretty.

00:45:51Of course there was plenty of room for improvement.

00:45:54You're doing very well too.

00:45:55Within your means, of course.

00:45:58It's that now I'm metrosexual.

00:46:00Many things have changed in my life.

00:46:02Ah.

00:46:03Congratulations.

00:46:03Look, Antonio, I'm willing to put aside our differences.

00:46:07and go together to our son's wedding.

00:46:10Ah!

00:46:11Ah, how nice.

00:46:12Well...

00:46:12It's not necessary because I'm going with a friend of mine.

00:46:16What do you say, mom?

00:46:17Have you got a boyfriend?

00:46:18Boyfriend, boyfriend, no.

00:46:19A friend, a friend.

00:46:20His name is German.

00:46:21We've been going out for six months to see what happens.

00:46:23He has a lamp shop.

00:46:25Businessman.

00:46:25And she makes tulips out of soda cans.

00:46:30AND...

00:46:30And hubcaps.

00:46:32They have brought him a lot of awards.

00:46:33Go on.

00:46:34Well, nothing, beautiful.

00:46:35I'm so happy for you.

00:46:36Thank you.

00:46:37Well, honey, I'm leaving.

00:46:40See you tomorrow.

00:46:42That we have to talk about many things.

00:46:44Many, many, many.

00:46:47My boy.

00:46:52I love you.

00:46:53Me too.

00:46:53She's pretty, huh?

00:46:57Garde!

00:46:58Leave alone the bucket that is not yours.

00:47:00The aunt in red.

00:47:02Tuning is done and on top of that it is being thrown into the lamp factory.

00:47:05I'm going to tell you something.

00:47:07I shit on the wall that gave birth to your mother.

00:47:09To the Light Bulbs.

00:47:10And I'm going to shit on everything.

00:47:12But will he have to rebuild his life?

00:47:13If you left home.

00:47:15Well, if it gets to the yes, I'm not leaving.

00:47:18I need a girlfriend to go to the wedding.

00:47:21Hey, we're really short on money, huh?

00:47:23You're going to introduce yourself to a Belarusian.

00:47:25I'm going to screw you.

00:47:26You're going up the ass.

00:47:27And get some suntan lotion from behind too.

00:47:30You look like a cornet.

00:47:35How strong.

00:47:36Belén is pregnant and about to get married.

00:47:38I still can't believe it.

00:47:40Me neither.

00:47:41She was going to have a child with Emilio.

00:47:43What will it be like?

00:47:44Queer.

00:47:44Hey, what's up?

00:47:47I want sex.

00:47:53Oh my God, Vicenta.

00:47:54But don't take it, turn it off.

00:47:56No, no, no, it's going up.

00:47:59Vicenta, what's happening now?

00:48:01If you have been to the clinic three times today.

00:48:03It's just that I'm worried.

00:48:05Angeles doesn't speak.

00:48:07He doesn't even intend to, right?

00:48:08Look, nothing's wrong.

00:48:10Cockatoos can take over a year to say their first word.

00:48:13Patience.

00:48:14Besides, I don't see a good face on him.

00:48:17Tomorrow I'll take her to you and you can do another checkup.

00:48:19Vicenta is getting married to Belén tomorrow.

00:48:21Well, but there's time at two.

00:48:24Hey, one more thing.

00:48:25In my book they say that cockatoos tend to get bored.

00:48:29And you have to put toys in their cage.

00:48:32But it doesn't say which ones.

00:48:34Give him a sudoku and see if he can do it.

00:48:36And we took him to Bertín Olborne's program.

00:48:39Shut up!

00:48:40He also says it's good to let them fly around the house.

00:48:43Yes, but with the windows open for good ventilation.

00:48:47I go up and look at it at the time.

00:48:49It has lost its shine in its plumage.

00:48:50It may be a fungal disease.

00:48:52It says here.

00:48:53Now, wait, wait.

00:48:54How low, huh?

00:48:55But where are you going?

00:48:57Honey, I'm sorry.

00:48:5924-hour emergency room.

00:49:02Well, there's going to be sex here.

00:49:04Are you here or are you not?

00:49:06Angels, how late it is.

00:49:14Yes, I have to get dressed and everything.

00:49:16Let's see if he can give you a quick check-up and we'll go to the wedding.

00:49:19This is how the air is.

00:49:20There you are.

00:49:22If you go, it's my turn, right?

00:49:23If you move away a bit, yes, well.

00:49:24Psst.

00:49:25Professional.

00:49:27Stop fooling around.

00:49:28Do you want to get dressed for the wedding now?

00:49:30Silence, please.

00:49:31Water.

00:49:37Loads fast.

00:49:38How bad.

00:49:39What was that?

00:49:39Look, it's going away.

00:49:43It's leaving you.

00:49:44Yeah?

00:49:44Bea!

00:49:45Call the police.

00:49:46Thomas, Thomas, Thomas, Thomas.

00:49:47Ah, you've gone.

00:49:49Oh, but it must not hit the shot!

00:49:51You're crazy, your mom falls for it.

00:49:52I intercept her on the landing.

00:49:53Wow.

00:49:54Today we are on the news.

00:49:57We didn't make it to the ceremony.

00:49:59I?

00:50:00I'll warn you.

00:50:04Oh!

00:50:05Oh!

00:50:06Marisa!

00:50:07Open up!

00:50:08That car!

00:50:11What's happening?

00:50:12Oh!

00:50:12Close!

00:50:13Close!

00:50:15You already told me what to expect, didn't you?

00:50:18Well, this is just the beginning.

00:50:19Oh, what's wrong with that man?

00:50:21He has shot at angels.

00:50:23I'm going to call the police.

00:50:24Look, he pooped himself from the scare.

00:50:27No, not from fear.

00:50:28There's no other place for it.

00:50:29Do you think they'll sell bulletproof vests for birds?

00:50:32Yes, on the internet.

00:50:34Cacatualegionaria.com.

00:50:35You're stupid.

00:50:36Hey, there's an advertisement on TV.

00:50:38a duck comes out in a tank

00:50:40and attacks all the germs in the toilet.

00:50:43And he wins them.

00:50:44And they fall like this.

00:50:45Down.

00:50:46And to think that your vote is worth the same as mine.

00:50:49If they call anything democracy these days.

00:50:51Hello?

00:50:52Police?

00:50:53My name is Vicenta.

00:50:55I'm so nervous!

00:50:57They're coming here.

00:50:58Oh, but we're going to the wedding.

00:51:00Yes, grab the Tupperware.

00:51:05I thought I would turn his existence into hell!

00:51:06You heard it!

00:51:07Come on, Juan, I'm going to get you into trouble!

00:51:08I have no other goal in life anymore!

00:51:10Let's go!

00:51:11Let's go!

00:51:12Salty!

00:51:12Belén, what's going on?

00:51:15What do you mean, what's going on?

00:51:17That the trial is about to begin.

00:51:18May I know where you are?

00:51:19Leaving the notary's office, I am at my wit's end.

00:51:22I am already an owner.

00:51:24Ah!

00:51:25Ah, congratulations!

00:51:26Well, move your ass, the judge is in the bathroom.

00:51:29No, no, I'm already here.

00:51:30I'm coming.

00:51:33You have to wait a moment.

00:51:34The judges do not wait for the trial.

00:51:36They've studied harder than you for that.

00:51:38Well.

00:51:40Case 348 bar 15.

00:51:43Poseidon for sure...

00:51:44With your arrival, Your Honor.

00:51:45A client of mine is downstairs.

00:51:47Parking the car properly.

00:51:49So that points are not taken off your license.

00:51:51That goes up right away.

00:51:52Well, we're off to a good start.

00:51:53Oh, Holy Virgin!

00:52:04How hot!

00:52:05I feel like a fallera in a sauna.

00:52:08But who thought of celebrating the wedding in this place?

00:52:11How unglamorous!

00:52:12My daughter is very strange.

00:52:13Maybe I buried Kiki here when she was little, I don't know.

00:52:16Whom?

00:52:16To his hamster, which I stepped on without realizing and he has never forgiven me for.

00:52:20Ah.

00:52:20In the homilies I say that I am the shepherd and you are the flock,

00:52:25but we shouldn't take it so literally.

00:52:28Honey, this is embarrassing.

00:52:29What do Belén and Emilio intend?

00:52:31Or to break the Guinness record for the hottest wedding?

00:52:33And when they come you ask them.

00:52:35What do I know?

00:52:36They get married in church without a church.

00:52:38I just don't understand.

00:52:39We can hang a crucifix in the basket.

00:52:42If it seems good to you, Father.

00:52:44No, no, no, no.

00:52:45I'm happy.

00:52:45If we start better.

00:52:46María Jesús, where is there ice?

00:52:47My mother has had a low blood pressure.

00:52:48If I don't know where the bride and groom are, how am I going to know where there's ice?

00:52:52Don't worry, it's nothing.

00:52:53I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'll soon get over it.

00:52:56Go on!

00:52:57But you both wear the same tie!

00:52:59Come on, look.

00:53:00It's also a coincidence, huh?

00:53:02I bet there are no ties.

00:53:03That's true.

00:53:04Well, nothing, good luck and much happiness.

00:53:08Hold me, son, walking around in these heels is like auditioning for the Cirque du Soleil.

00:53:13María Jesús, I'm going home for a moment to change my tie.

00:53:16But what are you saying?

00:53:16You won't have time?

00:53:17Mauri is wearing the same one.

00:53:19It's clearly a gay tie.

00:53:20By?

00:53:21Rafael?

00:53:22But, oh, what a maniac this man is!

00:53:23What does it matter?

00:53:26Come on, sit here, Mom, I'm going home to change my tie.

00:53:29But are you going to leave me alone in a wasteland?

00:53:32Do you think Rafael wears the same one as me?

00:53:34And?

00:53:34How horrible!

00:53:35How are we going to go out to the photos with the same tie?

00:53:37I'll be right back, you join in.

00:53:39Okay.

00:53:39Hey, open the door, please.

00:53:44I'm not opening it, leave me alone.

00:53:45It's my house.

00:53:46Under construction, but it's my house.

00:53:48If you dare enter my property, I open fire.

00:53:51I am within my rights.

00:53:51Dad, that's in America.

00:53:53Don't be a ghost.

00:53:54Oh, but yes, we're going to a wedding.

00:53:57We are a happy family.

00:53:59Look, between the heat, the crying, and the work, we don't rest well.

00:54:03Of course, and my father has come down with Charlton syndrome, what a gesture.

00:54:07Open the door, don't tell him again.

00:54:09Well, take it down, I'm waiting for you.

00:54:11Oh, Juan, I think our insurance doesn't cover police assaults.

00:54:17What's happening?

00:54:18That Juan has gone crazy.

00:54:19He's shooting people with a shotgun.

00:54:21Normal, it took a long time.

00:54:23It hasn't shot anyone, it's a pellet gun.

00:54:26And what about this here, in my family?

00:54:27That?

00:54:28So, at the wedding, where do these go?

00:54:31Ah, great.

00:54:32Well, I'm staying, I'm staying to help a little.

00:54:34I am Ingenio Heredia, president of the community.

00:54:38Open the door!

00:54:40The defense has shown that both Belén López and Emilio Delgado

00:54:44committed the alleged Poseidon Insurance fraud

00:54:47due to a state of temporary mental alienation

00:54:52caused by the deep love they had for each other,

00:54:56Well, and in fact they have,

00:54:57and due to the delicate family and economic situation

00:55:01through which they were passing,

00:55:03which they actually cross.

00:55:06For all these reasons, we request acquittal, Your Honor.

00:55:09What a bitter face that aunt has.

00:55:12Well, the case is ready for sentencing.

00:55:15We take a 15-minute break.

00:55:20Well, what's going on?

00:55:21We are innocent and guilty.

00:55:23No, we have to wait a few days.

00:55:25This is like blood tests.

00:55:26But how did you see it?

00:55:28Uh, good, good.

00:55:29I think it's clear that you're two desperate losers,

00:55:31which is where the defense was going,

00:55:33but, but hey, you never know.

00:55:35It depends on how the judge liked you.

00:55:38Well, come to the wedding, I have to change.

00:55:40Fernando, bring the car to the door.

00:55:41Hey, you'll pay me for the driver separately, right?

00:55:43Ah, but you want to collect the money from the trial.

00:55:45But if this is one of those cases that you have, what is time?

00:55:48Come on!

00:55:49Hey! But where are you going to change?

00:55:51I've never missed an awning so much in my life.

00:55:57Nor I the fan.

00:55:59Right?

00:56:00Well, about a kilometer away I saw a villa with a pool and there was no one there.

00:56:06What do I say?

00:56:06That the three of us could go there to...

00:56:08We are lesbians.

00:56:11Ah, well, come on, okay.

00:56:12But what is this?

00:56:16Where have we gotten ourselves into, my God?

00:56:18This is what we get for being so nice to our customers.

00:56:21Hello, I'm Mariano, the groom's father.

00:56:24No, but, two kisses, we are between sexual meters.

00:56:30I love the wedding.

00:56:31In fact, I have some sketches here for the 21st-century man that I'd like you to see.

00:56:37Ah, very good.

00:56:39They're registered, huh?

00:56:41Go on.

00:56:41I'm betting on the return of the tight cowboy, David Hasselhoff style.

00:56:46Combined with shirts open to the navel, with shoulder pads and military badges.

00:56:52It's... it's very interesting.

00:56:54There is no doubt about it.

00:56:56Hey, Concha was leaning against a wastebasket where there was a wasp nest and she got stung.

00:57:02And he's blowing up like a balloon and going crazy.

00:57:06Well, that means she's going to be allergic, we have to inject her.

00:57:07It's going to be 112 and it's going to be needed anyway.

00:57:11I... I just ran out of credit.

00:57:14What a mess, my God, what a mess.

00:57:17Yeah?

00:57:17Belén, what are you doing? This is chaos.

00:57:20Mom, let's go, I'm changing.

00:57:23You know how hot it is here.

00:57:25We are cooking.

00:57:26Oh!

00:57:27Careful.

00:57:28It's just about right that you had dinner last night.

00:57:30Are you listening?

00:57:32Who are you with?

00:57:33Ah, I'm with my stylist, Mom.

00:57:35Don't make me any more nervous, okay?

00:57:37Please.

00:57:37Come on, hang it up now.

00:57:38No.

00:57:39Oh!

00:57:41Oh!

00:57:42I had just received my new cell phone with the points.

00:57:45Take it.

00:57:46Yeah, man.

00:57:47I'm going to put my hand in there.

00:57:50Stay still.

00:57:51If that doesn't work anymore, your microchip has gotten wet.

00:57:56Wait a minute, he's busy.

00:57:58The shoes.

00:57:59Hey, this is the ladies' restroom.

00:58:01Don't touch my balls, okay?

00:58:03Wait a moment.

00:58:08Bye bye.

00:58:09Let's see, your honor.

00:58:11May I know what they were doing in there?

00:58:13Nothing, we'll change, I swear.

00:58:15And what's floating there is a mobile phone, right?

00:58:17Don't be surprised.

00:58:18Excellence.

00:58:26Well, it's also bad luck.

00:58:27I had just gone to the bathroom.

00:58:29I don't know, maybe he has cystitis, since the pools have already opened.

00:58:31Yes, let's go.

00:58:32I'm going to jump!

00:58:33This is no life!

00:58:35If I see someone coming, I'll jump!

00:58:37Juan, for God's sake, get inside the house or you'll fall.

00:58:39Yes, and it's also a second floor, Juan.

00:58:43The only thing you can do is break a bone.

00:58:46And at your age, they don't let go well anymore.

00:58:49No!

00:58:50I'm diving in!

00:58:51It's seven meters.

00:58:52It's deadly necessary!

00:58:53I'm going up to talk to him.

00:58:55Leave me the key.

00:58:55Don't do that, it can be dangerous.

00:58:57Don't worry.

00:58:58I have wives and children.

00:58:59I have nothing to lose.

00:59:03Juan, stop being boring for the love of God.

00:59:07We have a wonderful life ahead of us!

00:59:10No, that's a lie.

00:59:13Life is pain.

00:59:14These are reforms that never end.

00:59:15Promotions that never come.

00:59:17Licenses that they don't give you.

00:59:18Granddaughters who never stop crying.

00:59:20Seen that way, it's normal that it's thrown away, right?

00:59:22Have you called the fire department?

00:59:23Yes, yes, they are on their way.

00:59:25If I knew, I wouldn't give you the cockatoo.

00:59:27Come on, Juan.

00:59:28Get out of there, man.

00:59:29You're going to send me away without charging for the renovation.

00:59:31He's a genius, don't come any closer or I'll jump.

00:59:33I'm also fed up with everything.

00:59:34Come on, make room for me.

00:59:38Make room for me so we can throw them together.

00:59:40Okay, but me first, okay?

00:59:41Awesome!

00:59:42But what are you saying?

00:59:44What did you go up there for?

00:59:45Vicente, please do something.

00:59:46I'm withdrawing the complaint, I swear.

00:59:48No, it is not necessary.

00:59:49Juan, I forgive you.

00:59:51Come inside or you'll hurt yourself.

00:59:54I don't have a home.

00:59:55This is not a house.

00:59:56I give you my vote.

00:59:58You now have permission to finish the work.

01:00:01Juan!

01:00:02Oh, how far away with that book!

01:00:05No!

01:00:05I want it in writing.

01:00:07And a photo, which is a record book, eh?

01:00:08Oh, oh, oh, oh!

01:00:09How annoying!

01:00:12John, John, John, John.

01:00:13Let's go in, shall we?

01:00:14This is over now.

01:00:15Yes, I'm getting a little dizzy.

01:00:16I have vertigo.

01:00:17Of course, the height.

01:00:18Come on, son.

01:00:19Take my tincture.

01:00:20My tincture.

01:00:21I pulled a muscle here.

01:00:22With the tension.

01:00:23The same thing happened to my mother.

01:00:24And look, I've also designed a thong with a system so they don't get stuck in your ass.

01:00:39It has an imperceptible strip of Velcro on each buttock, flesh-colored.

01:00:44Ah, very practical.

01:00:45Hey, if you want, Vitorio, Luquino and Doménico could join forces.

01:00:50I don't mind going last.

01:00:52We'll think about it, okay?

01:00:53All that needs to be done is make the labels bigger so that all three of us can fit.

01:00:59Mariano?

01:01:01Antonio.

01:01:04Oh, look, I want to introduce you.

01:01:07German, this is Mariano, my husband.

01:01:11Well, your husband.

01:01:12We haven't divorced yet.

01:01:13Yes, I know you from the photos, but you look so much better in person.

01:01:17Well, go on, you.

01:01:18And?

01:01:19Have you come alone?

01:01:20No, man, no.

01:01:21I came with my girlfriend.

01:01:23Ah.

01:01:24Well, introduce her to me.

01:01:26Yeah, man, sure.

01:01:27That's done.

01:01:28It is, it is.

01:01:30Look, it's there.

01:01:31Come on, come with me.

01:01:35Faithful.

01:01:36Faithful.

01:01:37Leonor, I'm going to introduce you to my ex-wife Antonia and Germán, a man who comes with her.

01:01:43Ah, nice to meet you.

01:01:45She was Miss Cantabria, Paquita Torres' year.

01:01:48Hey?

01:01:49Yes, yes, yes, you can see that she was a very beautiful woman.

01:01:52And without surgery.

01:01:53Well, come on, I'll escort you to your places.

01:01:56I'll be right back, babe.

01:01:57Wait for me.

01:01:57Okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:02:04I'm here, I'm here.

01:02:07How are you? Have you talked to anyone?

01:02:09I think I just got a boyfriend.

01:02:13Mother?

01:02:14I don't know, in the end it's going to be true that thing about flirting at weddings.

01:02:17Who is it?

01:02:18Well, that strange man over there, I think he's your neighbor.

01:02:22No, Mom, no. Forget about that man.

01:02:26But why? Is he very nice?

01:02:28No!

01:02:28He's thin, he has hair.

01:02:30Mom, I'm putting you in a nursing home.

01:02:32Well, well.

01:02:35But don't look at him, what are you doing?

01:02:36What are you doing?

01:02:38Hey, when I was Miss Cantabria...

01:02:42Oh my God, it's a good one.

01:02:44Ingenio, I left you four messages. Where are you?

01:02:47You are the president.

01:02:49You're making me look ridiculous in front of all the neighbors.

01:02:52I'm the only attractive single woman at this wedding.

01:02:57This one has been watching the World Cup.

01:03:02But boyfriend, father! But boyfriend!

01:03:05Spin around, damn it! Spin around!

01:03:13Hello.

01:03:14Hello, we're here, huh?

01:03:16Sorry for the delay.

01:03:17Thank you for coming.

01:03:19The bride and groom are here, Luis.

01:03:20Please, music.

01:03:21Luis?

01:03:23Wow, what a long time.

01:03:25How was the trial?

01:03:26Have you been condemned?

01:03:27I don't know, we'll be told.

01:03:29Hey, comb your hair, it's really messed up.

01:03:31What a mess!

01:03:31Okay, how does this come?

01:03:32Don't sharpen me!

01:03:33I'm already very stressed.

01:03:34Hey, I called your dad.

01:03:35He says he's not coming.

01:03:36That he hates us both a lot.

01:03:38But hey, who's going to walk me down the aisle?

01:03:39Hey, yes, my daughter.

01:03:40Come, I'll take you.

01:03:41Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry.

01:03:43No, I'll take it.

01:03:44Well, damn, one leaves the hug.

01:03:47No, man, no.

01:03:47No, I'm going to show up, I'm under arrest.

01:03:49Come on, please!

01:03:55Damn, every time I hear this music, it gives me goosebumps.

01:04:00Hey, I'm dizzy, huh?

01:04:02That thing they injected me with is making me sleepy.

01:04:05Well, be careful, you're getting a heat stroke.

01:04:08Hello darling.

01:04:09But why are you so late?

01:04:10I had to bring it to the bride and groom.

01:04:12Damn, how's that car going?

01:04:13I felt like a marine entering Baghdad.

01:04:16And how are things here?

01:04:17Great, my mother has arrived with Mariano.

01:04:19He says no, we're just getting to know each other.

01:04:22Oh, how pretty my little girl looks.

01:04:25Be quiet.

01:04:26I wonder if they've hired someone to lip-read us like at the prince's wedding.

01:04:31Let's see, review the script.

01:04:32Well yeah, damn it, shut up already.

01:04:44Here we are, in the house of the Lord.

01:04:47Because this wasteland is also the lord's house.

01:04:50The gentleman has many houses, many properties.

01:04:56Yes, I'm laughing because a creature of God is climbing up my leg and I don't know what it is.

01:05:02Oh, how disgusting!

01:05:03Ruben, take this off me.

01:05:04Ruben?

01:05:05Are you okay, Ruben?

01:05:08Other.

01:05:09How many casualties are there now?

01:05:10I don't know, we're dropping like flies.

01:05:14Good, good, good, calm down.

01:05:15Calm down.

01:05:16Well, given the weather conditions we're having, I'm going to move on to the abbreviated version.

01:05:25We are gathered here to unite Belén and Emilio in holy matrimony.

01:05:30Do you have the rings?

01:05:30My children, do you have the rings?

01:05:37Oh my God, I can't find them, I must have left them at home.

01:05:40It was still nerves.

01:05:43Yes, Father, I have them here.

01:05:44I knew it!

01:05:45I knew it!

01:05:46But how can you be so clumsy!

01:05:49I can't take it anymore!

01:05:50I just can't take it anymore!

01:05:51My daughter, you have them here.

01:05:53Peaceful.

01:05:55Oh, those nerves!

01:05:57What do they do?

01:05:58What do they do?

01:05:59Getting married, Paco, that's what they came for.

01:06:01Emilio, do you want Belén as your lawful wife to love and respect all the days of your life until death do you part?

01:06:11Yes I want.

01:06:13But what are you saying?

01:06:13Did you say yes, my daughter?

01:06:16Peaceful.

01:06:16Wow, how is this today, eh!

01:06:19Belén, do you want Emilio as your legitimate husband to love and respect him all the days of your life until death do you part?

01:06:27Belén, I love you.

01:06:29You are the woman of my life.

01:06:30Marry me.

01:06:31We're on it, my son.

01:06:33But don't worry, now it's her turn.

01:06:37Belén, do you want Emilio as your legitimate husband?

01:06:41You say it now!

01:06:43Yes I want.

01:06:50There we are.

01:06:51Well, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:06:53Come on.

01:06:53Come on!

01:06:54Everyone to the restaurant!

01:06:56Come on, bride and groom!

01:06:56You already kiss there.

01:06:58Come on, come on.

01:07:01Well, what a massive wedding.

01:07:03Everything went well.

01:07:03Come on, bride and groom!

01:07:08Come on, bride and groom!

01:07:09Come on, bride and groom!

01:07:11Come on, bride and groom!

01:07:13Come on, bride and groom!

01:07:18Sorry.

01:07:20Can you explain this small change in the script to me?

01:07:23Paquito, I love her.

01:07:24I can't say no to Belén in front of an altar.

01:07:26But what altar?

01:07:27If it was a scooter.

01:07:28You are out of this world.

01:07:29You don't know the mess you've gotten us into.

01:07:31And why do you say yes?

01:07:32Paco, I wasn't going to look bad in front of everyone.

01:07:35Well, look, we do one thing.

01:07:36We tried it on our honeymoon.

01:07:37And if it doesn't work, I'll leave you alone.

01:07:39Really.

01:07:40What are you saying?

01:07:41But this is scary.

01:07:42It's scary.

01:07:42Paco, calm down, calm down.

01:07:43No, record, man.

01:07:44Record that this one killed him.

01:07:45Paco, Paco.

01:07:46Don't worry.

01:07:47Hey!

01:07:47Hey, what are you doing?

01:07:49What are you doing?

01:07:50Yes, eh, eh, eh.

01:07:51You have to take the photos, come on.

01:07:53What are you doing?

01:07:54Paco, please.

01:07:55We already talked at home.

01:07:56No, Belén, this is over.

01:07:58It's over!

01:07:59And forever!

01:08:00No, wait, Paco.

01:08:01Well, send us the video when you have it.

01:08:06Guys, where is the banquet?

01:08:08Yes, because we would have to go there now, right?

01:08:10That's it...

01:08:11Let's see.

01:08:11There it goes.

01:08:13Yes, follow us in the car, it's a surprise.

01:08:16That's it, come on.

01:08:17The entire procession behind the bride and groom.

01:08:19We already take the photos there.

01:08:22Bride and groom!

01:08:23Have you made a reservation at a restaurant?

01:08:30There is no...

01:08:31Hey?

01:08:32Okay, there is no restaurant.

01:08:35You mean what do we do now?

01:08:37Come on, get in, I'll take you.

01:08:40Come on, honey.

01:08:41Come on.

01:08:47Hello.

01:08:48Hi how are things?

01:08:48Hello, good afternoon.

01:08:49Do you have a small table to eat at?

01:08:51Yes sir.

01:08:52How many people?

01:08:5367.

01:08:55Sorry?

01:08:55Yes, it is a wedding.

01:08:57We just got married.

01:08:58Look, I'm sorry, but for these things it's better to give at least a little more notice.

01:09:02Yes, but it all came about a bit suddenly, like Las Vegas.

01:09:05It's something.

01:09:06Five or six old people can stand, huh?

01:09:08He sets up a buffet for us and there's no problem.

01:09:10Look, we already have a wedding.

01:09:11Oh, and we can't just casually mingle if everyone's already drunk.

01:09:16Maybe they have some food left over.

01:09:18Look, I'm really sorry.

01:09:19If you want, I can give you a date for a month from now.

01:09:22Within a month they will have eaten us, like in Viven.

01:09:25I'm sorry, really.

01:09:27What a shitty service, damn.

01:09:30Do you want to tell me what we do now?

01:09:31They're not going to catch us anywhere.

01:09:33Yes, one that just occurred to me.

01:09:37Come on, let's go.

01:09:37No, where?

01:09:39You tell everyone to follow us in the car.

01:09:41Like a burial.

01:09:46Emilio, for God's sake, what are we doing here?

01:09:48Yes, everyone likes this.

01:09:50I almost prefer it, huh?

01:09:51I follow him from the seafood weddings.

01:09:53Hello, good afternoon.

01:09:54Did you give me your order?

01:09:55Yes, look.

01:09:56Thirty-seven Big Macs, four without lettuce, six without onions, and nine without mayonnaise.

01:10:02Sorry?

01:10:02Damn, don't make me repeat it, take note.

01:10:04Hey!

01:10:05Mine without pickles.

01:10:08Yes, Marisa, yes.

01:10:09Hey, ask if they have bichisua.

01:10:11No, but I think they have gazpacho.

01:10:13I want more flurry.

01:10:15That?

01:10:16Let's see, please, let's take it one step at a time.

01:10:19Let's see, thirty-seven fries, forty-four McNuggets, twelve with sauce

01:10:23barbecue and the rest of tartar sauce.

01:10:25And he also serves us thirty Caesar salads with grilled chicken.

01:10:29And that's it, right?

01:10:30Some dessert.

01:10:31No, no, no, no, it's too expensive.

01:10:33It's all clear, isn't it?

01:10:34I think so, but it will take a while.

01:10:36No problem.

01:10:37We went for a while on the slides they have out there.

01:10:39Can't that clown you have there put on a show for us?

01:10:42Man, this is original.

01:10:44Oh my God, my God, my God.

01:10:46Eugenio, I feel very guilty.

01:10:48I feel bad, don't I?

01:10:49I don't know what to say.

01:10:50Calm down, Juan.

01:10:51These things happen.

01:10:52Can I do anything for you?

01:10:53Well, well, with you not going to throw me out the window.

01:10:55I don't care.

01:10:56I'm sure you don't want us to call Mame.

01:10:59No, no, no, leave her, leave her, leave her.

01:11:01I will be delighted at the wedding.

01:11:03What ironies life has.

01:11:04Now that I'm finally going to have the building permit, I don't have anyone to finish it for me.

01:11:08Well, look at mine.

01:11:09Ced, I have all the time in the world to watch the World Cup, and France beats us three times and sends us home.

01:11:16Oh, but that's always happened to us, hasn't it?

01:11:18Come on, I mean, I don't understand anything about football, but what Spain did in the World Cup is a classic.

01:11:22It's like Cervantes, huh?

01:11:23Equal.

01:11:23How did the wedding go?

01:11:25I'm sure they're having a great time.

01:11:27How I would have loved to be present at Emilio's wedding.

01:11:29And that's what mental illness is all about; it changes your agenda a lot.

01:11:39And that's what mental illness is all about; it changes your agenda a lot.

01:11:46Thank you!

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