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Juan Cuesta instala una conexión wifi de internet de la que los vecinos van a sacar provecho. Mauri descubre un piso que se alquila en el edificio de enfrente y cree que puede ser un buen sitio para que Fernando instale su oficina, pero alquilarlo no va a ser fácil ya que otros vecinos también lo quieren, y además el dueño es un señor mayor y, para colmo, homófobo. Belén entra en contacto con el hijo de Pedro, ahora convertido en único heredero, y su madre le incita a que se lo ligue. Emilio, por su parte, ve la oportunidad de sacar un dinero extra acudiendo a las televisiones para contar la historia. Por último, el ático se ha quedado libre y la comunidad decide alquilarlo.
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00:00:30No, Vicenta, darling, I'm cleaning the intercom.
00:00:32Yes, Emilio, I'll open the door for you.
00:00:34No!
00:00:37Hey?
00:00:38No, Mr. John, I'm cleaning the intercom.
00:00:42What? Has it opened?
00:00:44Emilio, what are you doing with the intercom?
00:00:47Nothing, nothing, huh? I'm done.
00:00:50It's your fault, why are you cleaning that up?
00:00:53David Hasselhoff's best role was Baywatch.
00:00:56What are you saying? He was way cooler in Knight Rider.
00:01:00Michael Knight, a man who doesn't exist in a world of criminals operating outside the law.
00:01:05The car did it all, damn it.
00:01:07That same channel had to find a way to make a living.
00:01:10And a roundup of bikini-clad chicks.
00:01:12That they would have all drowned for me.
00:01:14Come on, go on, all day running around with your chest full.
00:01:17And in Knight Rider, what?
00:01:19With jeans and showing off his package.
00:01:21But hey, do you realize the conversation you're having about David Hasselhoff's package?
00:01:26No, yes, when they start philosophizing.
00:01:28Hey, guys!
00:01:29I'm here now?
00:01:29Hey!
00:01:31Man!
00:01:31The newlywed.
00:01:33How was your honeymoon?
00:01:33Wow, that's incredible, man!
00:01:35Every day I fall more in love with Lourdes.
00:01:37Oh my God.
00:01:38Hey, do you want to see the pictures?
00:01:39We've been to Disney World, we've ridden all the rides.
00:01:42Oh my goodness, what does Lourdes' face have to look like on the roller coaster?
00:01:44I have it, I have it, because she's taking a photo on the way down.
00:01:47No, no, no, you don't have to show them to us, we're just jealous.
00:01:49Hey!
00:01:51Hey, how's Belén doing? Where did she go on her honeymoon?
00:01:53Ah, well, to the funeral home, because it's very nice this time of year.
00:01:56Her husband died on their wedding night.
00:01:58Heart failure in the jacuzzi, a classic.
00:02:01Wow, how poor must she be?
00:02:03It's like buying a car and hitting yourself right out of the confessional.
00:02:06You don't recover from that.
00:02:08Come, be careful, be careful, my love.
00:02:09Well, nothing, and that, I don't see it.
00:02:14Hello hello.
00:02:16Belén, I've already heard about Pedro, I'm sorry.
00:02:18Thanks, Paco.
00:02:19How are you? Are you okay?
00:02:21Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
00:02:22No, Belén, don't close yourself off.
00:02:23Damn, if you're feeling bad, I'm here for whatever you need.
00:02:25If you want to talk about something, this setback is so terrible.
00:02:30How insensitive you are and what an idiot you are.
00:02:33Sorry, if I don't want to have a day in my tizie.
00:02:36These sons of bitches are laughing silly.
00:02:38Emilio, I don't need your help or anyone else's.
00:02:41Now I just want to be alone.
00:02:43Alone.
00:02:45Belén, just a moment, please.
00:02:46How are you? How are you feeling?
00:02:48It's true that Pedro is signing a separation of property agreement with you again.
00:02:50No, I just don't want to say anything.
00:02:51Come on, a little respect and understanding, okay?
00:02:53Because the widow is not going to make a statement.
00:03:00That's what I'm here for. What do you want to know?
00:03:02But who are you?
00:03:03The goalkeeper, an information professional like you.
00:03:06And I've also been her boyfriend for two years.
00:03:08Oh yeah? And she left you for Pedro? Did you leave her?
00:03:10Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see. Let's talk about this first, and then I'll get to this.
00:03:14Would you give me an exclusive?
00:03:15Of course yes.
00:03:16I am Emilio Delgado and I live here, in the Lower Left.
00:03:19You already know where I am.
00:03:20And don't record me anymore, okay?
00:03:21Okay.
00:03:28That?
00:03:29But are you going to tell journalists about Bethlehem's misery?
00:03:32Ah, well, I don't know. It depends on what they give me.
00:03:34And it's not just their miseries, it's mine too.
00:03:36They are miserable gains.
00:03:38But what moral principles are those?
00:03:40What have I taught you?
00:03:41Ah, very good question.
00:03:44Reflect on the topic.
00:03:45Hey, you're complaining about the education I gave you.
00:03:48You are ungrateful.
00:03:49But what about you?
00:03:50Dad, don't you realize that if it weren't for me,
00:03:52You would now be a homeless person walking around with drool hanging out,
00:03:55pulling a shopping cart?
00:03:57That hurt me, son.
00:03:58This is the first time you've called me a failure.
00:04:00And how many times have you told me that?
00:04:02It's not the same.
00:04:07How do you like to play the victim?
00:04:09Dude, you've gone too far.
00:04:11Apologize to him, man.
00:04:12I?
00:04:12Hey, when I clean the entrance, don't stay here, okay?
00:04:15That you speak Germanic and say nonsense.
00:04:19Dad!
00:04:20Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:04:23Not here, not here.
00:04:25Every day is like this.
00:04:27I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:04:29I was just looking for some peace.
00:04:32I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:04:34Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:04:36Not here, not here.
00:04:38No, no, no, no.
00:04:39Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:04:41Not here, not here.
00:04:42No no.
00:04:43The house is alive with partying.
00:04:45I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:04:48The neighbors visit me and listen to me.
00:04:50I can't stand it.
00:04:51In this place.
00:04:53Put in a cocktail shaker.
00:04:56You in an earthquake and a mudhole.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:02And you will have this ladder.
00:05:06Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:05:08Not here, not here, no, no, no.
00:05:11Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:05:13Not here, no, no.
00:05:15Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:05:18Not here, not here, no, no.
00:05:20Here, here, here, there is no one living.
00:05:22Not here, not here.
00:05:23Here, here, here, there is no one who lives
00:05:26Here, here, here, there is no one who lives
00:05:29Here, here, here, there is no one who lives
00:05:31No
00:05:32Let's see, please, the meeting is about to begin.
00:05:37Take your seats
00:05:38Emilio, we are already seated.
00:05:40Notice that the meeting will be recorded to prevent theft.
00:05:43Already about this
00:05:43Due to the emotional decline of Mrs. Belén, Mrs. María Jesús Vázquez presides.
00:05:47Mother of the grieving widow
00:05:49But what kind of irregularity is this?
00:05:51Oh, Juan
00:05:52Well, Anía's is not for meetings.
00:05:54It is the first point of the day
00:05:55Excuse me, but Belén can only be replaced by the vice president, if there is one.
00:05:59This man really gets on my nerves, huh?
00:06:01In 14 years of mandate, I have never caused a board to be relegated.
00:06:03Not even when Paloma had an accident
00:06:05Well, he had an accident, he threw it away.
00:06:07My lady, you were not there and you do not know what happened in that courtyard.
00:06:11Yes, we told him.
00:06:13It's just that the weed loves to steal the boyfriends from the neighbors.
00:06:16It is a hobby that has
00:06:17Lucia, you're so spiteful, aren't you?
00:06:20Look, how do you get close to my guy again?
00:06:21Let's see, please, let's try to start this.
00:06:23Paco, buy us a beer, let's see if the chamber calms down a bit.
00:06:26No, no, no beers or milk, I challenge the board
00:06:29You don't have the word
00:06:30What do you mean no?
00:06:31The president will have to say it, if she ever comes down.
00:06:33Look, shut up already, okay?
00:06:34Shut up, you've got me all worked up, I'm going to...
00:06:36I can't stand you speaking to me in that tone, which isn't even proprietary.
00:06:39Moved, moved
00:06:41This was missed
00:06:42Come on, mom, get out of there, leave it to me.
00:06:44The change of president is recorded in the minutes two minutes and forty seconds after the meeting began.
00:06:52Daughter, if you are not there for...
00:06:53Mom, I'm fine, I want to sit you down.
00:06:55I'm going, I'm going
00:06:56Okay, first point of the day.
00:06:59The attic is empty, what do we do with it?
00:07:02Spa! Spa! Spa!
00:07:04No, no, that costs money.
00:07:06Let's try to win something for once
00:07:08Let's see if they lower our quotas, huh?
00:07:09No, no, no, that's like gasoline, huh?
00:07:11Always go up
00:07:11Be careful, I think it could be a very good place to hold meetings.
00:07:15No, why? We're doing very well here.
00:07:17Let's see, if I entertain myself looking at covers
00:07:19The joints in the attic, no
00:07:21I can't climb stairs.
00:07:23Then it is a good idea.
00:07:24Come on, votes in favor
00:07:26Let's see, the most logical thing with the attic is to sell it.
00:07:28But who would want to get into that dump?
00:07:31There's a lot of immigration now, man.
00:07:33Watch out, okay? It's at least 25 square meters.
00:07:35The government wanted to make apartments of that size for young people.
00:07:38Could we sell it separately and clean up the accounts?
00:07:40That is called segregating
00:07:41And I'm sorry, but it's not possible.
00:07:43The city council does not give us the certificate of habitability
00:07:45It has no bathroom or heating.
00:07:47Not even its own electricity meter
00:07:49Also, the elevator would have to reach the attic.
00:07:51And what does it matter if it doesn't reach any floor?
00:07:53You can't keep quiet.
00:07:54Son of my life, you have a slap
00:07:56Emilio, let it be recorded in the minutes
00:07:58That the assimilated third B has threatened me
00:08:00Well, if it needs to be renovated to sell it
00:08:02We make a spill, we make it cute
00:08:04Madam President
00:08:07Read the statutes of this our community
00:08:10Yes, yes, I tried, but I fell asleep.
00:08:12Legally, only six homes are listed.
00:08:14A commercial premises and a garbage room
00:08:16That's where Emilio lives.
00:08:17Yes, it's nice to remind myself of that.
00:08:19That attic is not a habitable dwelling.
00:08:21Well, before the war it was there.
00:08:22Yes, but it is legally registered as a mansard.
00:08:25From the French Mansart
00:08:26In the end we're all going to hit you.
00:08:29Juan, darling, there's not much left.
00:08:31And who's going to come up to see who lives?
00:08:33If the Windsor burned down and nothing happened
00:08:35Well, we rented it as is.
00:08:36They pay us in cash and we don't have to sign any papers.
00:08:38How do you know a posh girl has a master's degree?
00:08:40Okay, votes in favor.
00:08:42Approved by an overwhelming majority
00:08:46Well, I could perfectly go to the town hall right now.
00:08:48To report this irregular situation
00:08:50And you could easily drop it.
00:08:52The shelf of saying Spanish in your head
00:08:53Mom, mom, now
00:08:55Well, I beg you to ask, nothing.
00:08:57Nothing
00:08:57Run, Juan, run
00:08:59Why do I have to let myself be intimidated?
00:09:01If I'm right about everything
00:09:02But why don't you paint?
00:09:03If you have everything at home unused
00:09:05Well, the session is adjourned.
00:09:07Emilio puts a sign on the street
00:09:08And what do I put?
00:09:09Is blue or top quality for rent?
00:09:11Man, no, dress it up a little bit.
00:09:12If anyone wants the memory board
00:09:14The DVD costs six euros.
00:09:15And what about the beer you promised us?
00:09:18But the meeting is already over
00:09:19Well, you put it on for us to take away.
00:09:21Mauri, I swear this is the last time I'm going to a meeting.
00:09:28I can't stand these people.
00:09:30Hey, have you seen that prison rental across the street?
00:09:33No way, we would still be too close.
00:09:34We must go much further
00:09:36No, I'm talking about your office.
00:09:37Fernando, your firm is doing poorly because it's not in a good location.
00:09:40You have to come to the center
00:09:41That's where the crimes, the divorces, the abuses are
00:09:43Yeah, but now getting into another transfer, I don't know, it's a hassle.
00:09:46Grandpa, how are you? How long has it been since you last saw you?
00:09:48I haven't been here for a week.
00:09:49Listen
00:09:50Fernando, you can't be so lazy about everything.
00:09:52You are 33 years old
00:09:53At your age, Jesus Christ was carrying a cross and saving humanity.
00:09:56It's just that it's an age to do things.
00:09:58You see what a move!
00:09:59Two tables and six files
00:10:00Or maybe there's even a wastebasket and a stapler.
00:10:02Okay, come on, call.
00:10:03No, I have called
00:10:04Why don't you ask me first?
00:10:07Why? I always end up convincing you of everything.
00:10:09This afternoon we see Doña
00:10:10At your service
00:10:11He is an elderly, separated gentleman.
00:10:12That the house has become too big for him and he is returning to the village
00:10:14Because his wife has done him a...
00:10:16And what does it matter?
00:10:17You rent it, right? Well, that's it.
00:10:18It's funny, as always, we go back to the origins
00:10:20In life we close circles, right?
00:10:23Well, let's close this one.
00:10:24Okay, okay, my son, what old age are you going to give me?
00:10:28Happy birthday, my love
00:10:33Shit
00:10:34But how did you find out? He never left his ID visible.
00:10:37Ah, because they sent you a letter from the bank congratulating you.
00:10:39No, it's just bad taste, really.
00:10:41I'll cancel the account tomorrow.
00:10:42Do you like celebrating birthdays, my love? Yes, it's beautiful.
00:10:44Hey, but I don't know what's going on, huh?
00:10:46But at 30 you lose, thank you.
00:10:47Oh, my love, if you are a girl
00:10:49You have a whole life ahead of you
00:10:50Iago, yes, she was empress at 17
00:10:53Arantxa won Roland Garros at 17
00:10:55And Joan of Arc was burned at the stake at the age of 19.
00:10:58And what have I done with my life at 30?
00:10:59Nothing!
00:11:00Oh, you'll see, as he says, your mood changes.
00:11:01When I teach you, eh?
00:11:04This!
00:11:05Meet Mojito.
00:11:07Oh, how... how beautiful!
00:11:10How beautiful, yes
00:11:11What is this?
00:11:13Your birthday present, my love, a puppy
00:11:15To keep you company
00:11:17Yeah, but I don't like dogs...
00:11:19I don't like them, Iago, do I?
00:11:21Why don't you return it to the store?
00:11:22What do you think I bought it?
00:11:24I took it out of the dog bowl
00:11:24That if he didn't find someone to sponsor him
00:11:27He sacrificed it
00:11:28Yeah, but it's just that...
00:11:30It's ugly
00:11:30And?
00:11:32This one was ugly too and kids love it
00:11:33What do you want?
00:11:34That has a Chanel label on the ass
00:11:36Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
00:11:37We keep it
00:11:38No, no, no, no
00:11:38If you don't want, I'll return him to the dog bowl and kill him.
00:11:40No, not anymore, not now
00:11:41I've already seen his little face.
00:11:43A turtle died when I was little.
00:11:45And I still have nightmares about the turtle
00:11:47He comes to me and tells me
00:11:48Lucia, you didn't change my water, Lucia
00:11:51Oh...
00:11:52Come, my love, come
00:11:53You'll see how you grow fond of it.
00:11:55Yeah?
00:11:55Yes, yes
00:11:56You wet me, darling.
00:11:57Oh, the little dog
00:12:00Ah, come on, let's get the mop.
00:12:01Because he's peeing on my 40 euro per square meter laminate flooring.
00:12:05Mojito, mojito
00:12:07Not there, my mom gets angry.
00:12:08Mojito
00:12:09Father?
00:12:11Yeah
00:12:11Come in, come in, son
00:12:12Sit down, John
00:12:14I truly regret the breach that Sánchez Bello has made when I took the blackboard to him.
00:12:17I had already reported that this crucifix was hung incorrectly.
00:12:20The hook had no trace
00:12:22No, no, no, no, that's not it
00:12:23Juan, I have decided to trust you.
00:12:27Starting tomorrow, you will be teaching math classes to the fourth-year students of secondary school.
00:12:32Oh, and Sonsoles?
00:12:33Sonsoles, don't talk to me, Sonsoles
00:12:35She was caught in the bathroom reviewing polynomials with a student, Javier de Mateo.
00:12:41From Matthew?
00:12:43I suspected Carlos Gallego
00:12:45Well, I don't know, in any case Sonsoles is out and the position is yours.
00:12:49Well, thank you very much, Father.
00:12:50I needed a challenge like this in my professional career.
00:12:52I felt clearly wasted
00:12:54The course is complicated, huh?
00:12:56They have raging hormones, they question authority
00:13:00They smoke in the courtyard, they don't go to mass
00:13:03Father, I have plenty of experience, I have a 20-year-old daughter
00:13:06The pregnant one, right?
00:13:07Uh, yeah
00:13:08Mind you, but on my initiative, so that they could focus on life
00:13:12She is now a responsible protomother
00:13:14Juan, you are my personal bet
00:13:17Don't fail me
00:13:19Calm down, father
00:13:20I will not fail you
00:13:21I hope so, Juan.
00:13:22I hope so
00:13:24Do you want something to drink? A beer? A soft drink? A little coca cola?
00:13:30It's freshly made
00:13:31Thanks, yes, I'll finish right away.
00:13:32That's it, the wifi router is connected
00:13:36I just need to configure the network protocols.
00:13:39Enter the DNS and IP and that's it.
00:13:41Of course, of course.
00:13:42Hey, is it true that if you don't dilate properly during labor, they make a cut in your vagina so the baby comes out better?
00:13:47Don't read that, it's an incitement to terminate a pregnancy.
00:13:51Isabel, the head of studies is already flying
00:13:54I have been promoted to fourth year of ESO
00:13:56Oh, very well, darling, congratulations.
00:13:58Hey, is there a gentleman...?
00:13:59It is the most committed course in the entire school.
00:14:01I'm going to give you a surprise quiz as soon as you arrive.
00:14:03To put the crumb in their bodies
00:14:04That, I was telling you that there is a man there who is installing something with an antenna
00:14:09I don't know what it is
00:14:10Did he say something like wifi or wifi or...?
00:14:13Yes, wifi
00:14:13Wifi is a wireless internet connection
00:14:16You can surf the web with your laptop all over the house.
00:14:18No more cables, honey.
00:14:20And why don't they do that with the vacuum cleaner, which is older and has a bigger cable?
00:14:24You have to get on the train of progress
00:14:26We finally have high-speed internet.
00:14:28Has it worked yet?
00:14:30Yes, yes, you already have it.
00:14:30You know how it goes, right?
00:14:32Man, please
00:14:33I'm going to prepare for the exam
00:14:35I'm going to touch you with definite integrals.
00:14:39There is palm in the middle
00:14:41He's a teacher.
00:14:43Natalita
00:14:46No
00:14:47Are you sure it works?
00:14:50Yeah
00:14:50Do you think not...?
00:14:54Oh, sure.
00:14:55Paco, charge me for this, go on.
00:14:57Look, look at this video
00:14:59Look, we're in Sleeping Beauty's palace.
00:15:01Leave the face of illusion that has the fingers
00:15:03Look at me
00:15:03Yeah?
00:15:04Look, look, look, look
00:15:05Look at this child, he got scared, he threw away the ice cream and went away crying.
00:15:07Yeah
00:15:08But Paco, what have I told you about the computer during work hours?
00:15:12No, no, no, no, no
00:15:13If I'm making a database
00:15:14With rentals, delays
00:15:16Customers returning rewound DVDs
00:15:18Rewound DVDs
00:15:20You see, he's not as stupid as you say he is.
00:15:22There are advances that are not understood
00:15:23The CD thing
00:15:24You turn it around and the face never makes a sound to me.
00:15:27It's a scam, I'll return them all.
00:15:28There it goes
00:15:30Who has wifi in the building?
00:15:32I just detected a wireless network
00:15:34Juan put me at home
00:15:35Can you get the signal from here?
00:15:36Look at it
00:15:37What's that?
00:15:38Nothing, Vicenta, modern things
00:15:39Hey, we can connect to Juan's network just for the fun of it, right?
00:15:43Check if it doesn't have an access key.
00:15:44I'm already on the internet
00:15:45Holy shit, this is a bargain.
00:15:48I'm sure I can connect from my house too.
00:15:50Hey, our house
00:15:51Look at her
00:15:53With the good-natured face he had
00:15:55And she's just as slutty as all of them.
00:15:57When I was young I was like her
00:15:58But licotine has really messed me up.
00:16:00Girls!
00:16:02The video store says that Juan Cuesta has wifi
00:16:05Wi-Fi?
00:16:07And what is that?
00:16:08I don't know
00:16:08It will be a fish
00:16:09Because they want to take over the network without him knowing.
00:16:11Yes of course
00:16:12To fish for wifi they
00:16:13It's an internet thing
00:16:15Palettes
00:16:16It seems like you don't even see the ads.
00:16:18Well, you have to find out what that is.
00:16:19Cuesta has not asked anyone's permission
00:16:22They shouldn't put up posters with your picture at bus stops.
00:16:26Because of course, people get distracted and lose them.
00:16:27Go on
00:16:28Look
00:16:29It came out here too
00:16:30But what the hell do they put them here for?
00:16:33No, no, my love
00:16:34But you are beautiful
00:16:35You look very pretty
00:16:36It's a video store, isn't it?
00:16:38As if it doesn't fit
00:16:39No...
00:16:41And not just the internet
00:16:42How we are networked
00:16:43I can also get into Juan's hard drive.
00:16:45Let's see what he has
00:16:46José tells me that in the folder that says accounting there are dirty videos
00:16:49Get in
00:16:49And what is this?
00:16:52Thursday's Pop Quiz
00:16:53Let's see
00:16:53Oh, integrals, how disgusting they were.
00:16:56Take them off, take them off, take them off
00:16:57Out
00:16:57No, no, no, no, no, no
00:16:58Wait, wait, wait
00:16:59That exam is tomorrow
00:17:00I'm sure there are kids who might be interested in this information.
00:17:04Paco
00:17:06How come you put up my posters?
00:17:08What's happening?
00:17:09Did the president force you?
00:17:11No, no, no, no
00:17:11I asked Paco to make the window pretty.
00:17:14And there is nothing more beautiful than this.
00:17:15Hey, thanks
00:17:16To you
00:17:17Well, come on, let's go.
00:17:18And be careful, don't spill the drool, okay?
00:17:22Oh, honey, wait a moment, I forgot to buy something.
00:17:25Go up, okay?
00:17:26Okay
00:17:26Take those signs down right now if you don't want me to burn your store down.
00:17:32I'm coming, darlings, they don't have any left.
00:17:35Goodbye, guys
00:17:38Fuck
00:17:40It's that lesbians when they get angry
00:17:42You've seen, haven't you?
00:17:44Compliment and indifferent exit
00:17:46That's what kills them.
00:17:47Yes, especially the bride who was in front of me.
00:17:49What girlfriend?
00:17:50That they are no longer together, they are just friends
00:17:51I'm playing my cards
00:17:53Okay, okay
00:17:54You play
00:17:55The only thing I'm telling you is that if you hadn't signed the separation of property
00:17:59Right now you would have 25 million euros
00:18:01And a company all to yourself
00:18:03Coplovich style
00:18:04If you have even left your job
00:18:06Oh, Mom, I can't go back to dopers.
00:18:08Everything reminds me of Pedro
00:18:09My classmates look at me badly
00:18:11Of course, because you've never been liked.
00:18:12But if it happens to you since you were little
00:18:14It's your father's Lopez gene
00:18:16Sorry, but at my birthdays there were a lot of children
00:18:18Because I paid for them
00:18:20Do you remember the little twins?
00:18:22Yeah
00:18:22Margarita and Laura
00:18:23My best friends
00:18:25Clear
00:18:25Well, look, they cost me 25 pesetas an hour each.
00:18:28Well, and one of those lollipops that have bubble gum inside.
00:18:30Well, I don't care.
00:18:31But I was very happy
00:18:32Well, they've been like this for an hour now.
00:18:34No, we've been like this since I was three years old.
00:18:36Well, Belén
00:18:37Even if you have signed the separation of property
00:18:38I'm saying you'll be entitled to a widow's pension, right?
00:18:40Yeah
00:18:40Sure, 400 euros a month
00:18:42Come on, as if to live like a queen all your life.
00:18:45That you have an unconscious mortgage
00:18:47Yeah, shut up already
00:18:49Hello
00:18:51I am Juanjo, the son of Pedro Peña Fiel
00:18:54Is Belén there?
00:18:55Oh yes, of course there is Belén
00:18:57Come in, come in, son, come in
00:18:58Hello, here we are
00:18:59Hello
00:18:59Hello, Belén
00:19:01Hey, my father had told me wonders about you.
00:19:03But the truth is that it fell way short, huh?
00:19:05Are you...
00:19:06It's that Belén is me
00:19:08Yeah
00:19:08Ah, uh...
00:19:11Nothing, calm down
00:19:12If you don't know how to fix it, it's okay.
00:19:14Come, sit down
00:19:16Thank you
00:19:16You are at home
00:19:17Hello
00:19:18How are you?
00:19:19Very good
00:19:19Well
00:19:21Hey, what do you say we talk privately for a moment?
00:19:26Eh, in this house it's not going to be possible.
00:19:28Hey, that's weird, huh?
00:19:30We weren't at your father's wedding
00:19:31Not even at the funeral
00:19:32I just arrived last night.
00:19:33I've been racing the Paris-Dakar
00:19:35I'm going on an adventure
00:19:36But that ended a long time ago, didn't it?
00:19:38Yeah
00:19:38It's that I got lost
00:19:39Hey, Mauritania is so big, huh?
00:19:41And what about dust?
00:19:42No, I didn't like it at all.
00:19:43Well, and now I'm going to cross the Atlantic
00:19:46A pique with David Meca
00:19:47He swimming and I on a jet ski
00:19:48Let's see who arrives first
00:19:49How funny!
00:19:50No, no, no, it seems easy, huh?
00:19:51But don't see how nothing, the bastard
00:19:52Ah, Juanjo, right?
00:19:54Yeah
00:19:54Do you want something to drink?
00:19:55A little juice
00:19:56Okay
00:19:57Yes, daughter, help me, come on, come
00:19:59Help me
00:20:00Go
00:20:01Well, to me
00:20:04I love adventure too, huh?
00:20:06Oh yeah?
00:20:06Well, I usually always go to the sales.
00:20:08But the first day, there, come on
00:20:09And without a helmet or anything, huh?
00:20:13You have the 25 million euros sitting there again.
00:20:16And you here playing the fool
00:20:17But if you called me
00:20:18Of course, you don't want me to say it in front of him.
00:20:20Mother
00:20:20He's Pedro's son, don't be sick.
00:20:22Look, look, look, look, look
00:20:24That's how I don't waste my time.
00:20:25Please be careful with Carmen
00:20:26She puts on a low neckline and passes you on the left without blinking.
00:20:30Well, I can wear a low neckline too.
00:20:31No, daughter, no
00:20:33No, leave it
00:20:34Don't show your weaknesses
00:20:35Go on, grab the tray and take out the kikos
00:20:37No, pistachios are better.
00:20:38They have more class
00:20:40I have never gotten along well with my father.
00:20:42He was obsessed with me working with him.
00:20:44Is that loving a child?
00:20:45No, no, no, no, not at all
00:20:47Also, if you have so much money
00:20:48Why waste time working?
00:20:50You see? Yes, that's what I've always thought.
00:20:51The thing is that since I don't have a penny
00:20:52Well, there you have it, zero positions.
00:20:53And you are an only child?
00:20:57Yeah
00:20:57Well, they are both lesbians.
00:20:59I'm telling you this so you can get to know us better.
00:21:00So a little bit for everyone, eh?
00:21:02Look, your mother is here.
00:21:03Well, Juanjo
00:21:09And what did you want to tell me?
00:21:12Look, Belén
00:21:13Sorry
00:21:14I know you made my father very happy in his last days.
00:21:17And you signed a separation of property
00:21:19That says a lot about you
00:21:20Yes, the girl is naturally a good person.
00:21:23Well, tomorrow I meet with the lawyers.
00:21:25For the issue of inheritance
00:21:26And I didn't want you to be left out.
00:21:28No, but really, Juanjo
00:21:29It's not necessary, huh?
00:21:30I don't want anything
00:21:31No, but he did give her sex and everything, right?
00:21:34Well, you couldn't hear them, could you?
00:21:37It was a scandal
00:21:38Well, I'll call you tomorrow when I get out of the meeting.
00:21:40And I'll tell you what the figure is, okay?
00:21:41But come on, I've already told you not to go below a million euros.
00:21:43That's it, don't let it go down, man.
00:21:45The girl is crying, poor thing.
00:21:48No...
00:21:49Well, nothing, nice to meet you, huh?
00:21:52What a morning...
00:21:54Goodbye, goodbye
00:21:55Thank you
00:21:55Goodbye, goodbye
00:21:57The house is new, huh?
00:22:18He remade my wife's fabric before leaving me.
00:22:2035 years of marriage and suddenly he leaves
00:22:24No, and he hasn't left me for anyone, okay?
00:22:26And why is he leaving?
00:22:27No, they have set up the house beautifully, with great taste.
00:22:29And animals always keep you company
00:22:32Yes, the truth is that the apartment is very big.
00:22:34Now they will have plenty of houses everywhere.
00:22:36Ah, I'm looking forward to going to the village
00:22:37Here in the center you can no longer live
00:22:39It's gotten disgusting
00:22:40Yes, there is a lot of traffic.
00:22:41What traffic or traffic?
00:22:42That has been filled with faggots
00:22:44They've all come to live here, damn it.
00:22:46And on top of that, they walk down the street making out in front of the children.
00:22:49They have no shame
00:22:50Well, in a city like this it's normal, right?
00:22:53Let there be a little bit of everything
00:22:54Yes, ask yourself, for example
00:22:55And now they let them get married.
00:22:57I pronounce you husband
00:22:59And?
00:23:00And?
00:23:01That doesn't make any sense, man.
00:23:02And the 700 euros rent is...
00:23:04Let's see if with this stem cell thing
00:23:07The faggot thing is cured
00:23:08Because it is spreading
00:23:10And whoever is to blame for everything knows who is to blame.
00:23:12Do you know who has it?
00:23:14The Russians
00:23:15They started kissing each other on the mouth
00:23:17Communists, of course
00:23:19Forgive me, but homosexuality is as old as the world.
00:23:21Already in classical Greece
00:23:22Well, we'll see each other now, okay?
00:23:24If that's the case, tomorrow I'll go with my wife to Peripiso.
00:23:26With who?
00:23:27Well, guys.
00:23:28I'll be here, okay?
00:23:29Thank you
00:23:30See you here
00:23:31Okay
00:23:32Goodbye, goodbye
00:23:34No, no
00:23:36No way, let's go.
00:23:37Listen
00:23:38I'm going with Natalia
00:23:39As newlyweds
00:23:40That gentleman remains calm
00:23:41And so we signed the rental contract
00:23:43But these dinosaurs from the deep Spain
00:23:45Hadn't they already become extinct?
00:23:46Mauri, there are ideologically advanced people
00:23:48And there are people who don't
00:23:48And if not, remember your father
00:23:50May he rest in peace
00:23:50Sorry, but my father next to this was Paco Clavel
00:23:52What are you doing?
00:23:54Well, let's see if he's going to look out from the balcony.
00:23:55And he's going to see us together
00:23:56We're already covering ourselves up again.
00:23:57Like parrots at night, Fernando
00:23:59That we had already overcome this
00:24:00We can't spend our whole lives going in and out of the closet.
00:24:03It's very tiring
00:24:03Well, it will only be until he rents us the apartment.
00:24:05But then you're going to go to the village
00:24:06We're not going to have to see him.
00:24:08I don't feel like paying money to a nationophobe.
00:24:10Mauri, that man will get what he deserves.
00:24:12Life is very fair
00:24:14He will die after being run over by a float on Gay Pride Day.
00:24:16That, and a heel strike for a drag queen.
00:24:18But we are looking for another office that is rented many times.
00:24:21Mauri, that apartment is perfect
00:24:22A first, close to home
00:24:23Hey, they say taking a little step to work is healthy.
00:24:25Avoid scoliosis and varicose veins and everything
00:24:27And on top of that it is very spacious
00:24:28And if things go well, can I bring in more people?
00:24:30No
00:24:30That is a matter of principle
00:24:32And it's over
00:24:33Also we would be opposite
00:24:36Could you keep an eye on Natalia from the window?
00:24:41The apartment is very nice, huh?
00:24:43Well, that's it.
00:24:44But why do you have to go with Natalia?
00:24:45Why doesn't Vicenta come with you?
00:24:47That she is your holy mother whom you care for with devotion from her senile dementia
00:24:50Of course, a bachelor with emotional dependence on his mother
00:24:53That smells gay all over!
00:24:55On the other hand, with a hot girl, the doubts would be cleared.
00:24:57Now it turns out that Natalia is a hottie?
00:24:59Yeah
00:25:00No, I don't know
00:25:02Honestly, what I'm swallowing for your professional career
00:25:05Nobody knows that.
00:25:06Look, that must be it.
00:25:16Hey, guys!
00:25:18Come
00:25:19Come here for a moment, damn it
00:25:21We don't want pastis, thank you.
00:25:23But what pastis?
00:25:24Do I look like a camel?
00:25:25Man, a little...
00:25:27Am I a fourth-year secondary school student?
00:25:28Yes, what's up?
00:25:29They assigned Juan Cuesta to you in math, right?
00:25:31Yes, the refrigerator
00:25:32I will look
00:25:33He's there taking care of the yard
00:25:35He's a loser
00:25:36Well, the loser is going to give you a surprise test this afternoon.
00:25:38Definite integrals
00:25:39How are you doing with that?
00:25:40Well, I don't know, dude.
00:25:41But we haven't given that, have we?
00:25:43Calm down
00:25:43We are neighbors of the refrigerator
00:25:45We have caught the whole exam
00:25:47300 euros with all the answers
00:25:48You're freaking out!
00:25:49Don't fuck with me, I prefer to fail.
00:25:51Well, what do you care, kids?
00:25:52Damn, there will be 30 of you in class.
00:25:54You don't touch anything
00:25:55Look, I'll leave you my phone number.
00:25:58If you are interested, call me.
00:25:59Hey you guys!
00:26:01What are you doing?
00:26:03Hey!
00:26:05Who were they?
00:26:06Were they giving you drugs?
00:26:08No, an offer of one bolide and four colors
00:26:10Are you kidding me?
00:26:11To Father Paulino
00:26:12The three
00:26:13Come on!
00:26:14Come on!
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00:27:45Good afternoon
00:27:51Well
00:27:52And now
00:27:53Who starts?
00:27:55Like canais
00:27:56Ah, great.
00:28:02The president remains stubborn
00:28:04The point is not to listen to the opposition
00:28:06I have tried to embellish the announcement
00:28:07But come on
00:28:08Who's going to rent this?
00:28:10Emilio
00:28:10Bohemian goes with an intercalated axe
00:28:13Attic like good compasses is accentuated
00:28:15And love is an Anglicism
00:28:16Ends in T
00:28:17But don't let me down, okay?
00:28:20That was perfectly understood
00:28:21Oh, is the penthouse for rent?
00:28:24Well, I'll keep it.
00:28:24But you're going to put him to live there.
00:28:26But if every time you have to do pi
00:28:28You have to ask a neighbor for a room.
00:28:29And lesbians go to the bathroom a lot.
00:28:31No, it's to set up a clinic
00:28:33Ah, then yes, yes
00:28:34There's room for three operating rooms.
00:28:36An X-ray room
00:28:37The refrigerator for sperm donations
00:28:39No, Emilio is a veterinary clinic
00:28:40A query
00:28:41Where?
00:28:42In the attic?
00:28:42Yeah
00:28:43My love
00:28:43It's not a little small
00:28:44No, no bugs here, eh?
00:28:46They don't respect the statutes or anything.
00:28:48I'm going to talk to Belén
00:28:49Before they take it away from me
00:28:49Mr. John
00:28:50But they screw up the whole staircase.
00:28:51AND...
00:28:52And what do you want me to do?
00:28:53This community weeks ago
00:28:54That goes aimlessly
00:28:55I will as soon as I can
00:28:55He gave me a dose
00:28:56And Paloma told me so.
00:28:58My poor thing
00:28:58And why don't you put the clinic right across the street?
00:29:01That a flat is acquired, look
00:29:02Yes, I have already called.
00:29:04I wanted to surprise Bea.
00:29:06But the owner has already committed to someone
00:29:07If you are not in what you are
00:29:08So many photos and so much milk
00:29:10And you don't think about your girlfriend
00:29:11Hey, don't interfere in my life.
00:29:13Well, that's what everyone does here, right?
00:29:15So let's see if you get used to it.
00:29:16So much shit
00:29:18Now they want to convert me
00:29:19The portal in picopata hair
00:29:20As if there weren't enough bugs here already.
00:29:23Emilio
00:29:24Look
00:29:25An uncataloged species
00:29:26They call you from TV
00:29:27They want you to go collect Bethlehem's shit.
00:29:29And her late husband
00:29:31If you want, I'll negotiate it for you.
00:29:32What are you going to negotiate?
00:29:33Go on
00:29:33Bring
00:29:34Hey, when you go
00:29:36He speaks ill of me
00:29:37So I can deny it.
00:29:38Will you shut up?
00:29:40Uh, no, look.
00:29:41I don't go under six thousand euros.
00:29:43Well, come on, three thousand
00:29:46But you have to get me clothes from Blas Jesús Vázquez, okay?
00:29:49I have metrosexual things
00:29:50If you want, I'll lend it to you.
00:29:51Yes, yes, yes
00:29:54Oh, my mojito
00:29:57Oh, look, look, my little dog
00:29:59Oh, who loves you?
00:30:00Who loves you?
00:30:01I
00:30:02Wow, that's fast, huh?
00:30:04How you got him, darling
00:30:05Oh, darling, what a gift you gave me!
00:30:08The truth is that I didn't know I was going to like dogs so much.
00:30:10Yeah
00:30:11Hey, uh, well, let's go to the movies to get something to eat.
00:30:15But how are we going to leave him alone?
00:30:16No, no, no, no, you still don't know the house, it's cruel, come on
00:30:19Who knows what traumas led him to the pound?
00:30:22Isn't that right?
00:30:24But, my love, what if we leave it with a neighbor?
00:30:25Look, the crazy girl with the bun loves dogs.
00:30:27Diego, I can't stand people who buy a pet on a whim.
00:30:30And after two days she is already fed up with them.
00:30:32And when the holidays arrive, they abandon him at a gas station.
00:30:35No, man, no, for me having a dog is the same responsibility as having a child.
00:30:38No, right? Right?
00:30:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:30:41Well, what I'm telling you is that you can't get too attached to him, right?
00:30:44We don't know how old he is, he'll go one day, look
00:30:46The poor little animal wakes up dead
00:30:48Well, the years he has left are going to be the best of his life.
00:30:51Look, tomorrow I'll tell Bea to give him a complete checkup.
00:30:53Right, mojito? Who loves you?
00:30:56Mommy? Aunt? Baby?
00:30:58Well, daddy, we'll see what he does.
00:31:00Oh, oh, dog!
00:31:02Look, look at this 5,000 euro sofa
00:31:05I'm going to put this one
00:31:06But have it upholstered in raw and the cushions in chocolate
00:31:09Baby, and we changed the whole kitchen, huh?
00:31:12Mom, don't interfere.
00:31:13What a sweetie, I knew, I knew you were going to go far in life, beautiful.
00:31:18It's a lot of money, a million euros.
00:31:20It's at least, at least
00:31:22Why are these cookies so hard? Diet cookies?
00:31:25They are dog-made, for dental hygiene, they prevent tartar and gingivitis
00:31:29They are easily identified by their bone shape.
00:31:31I don't know, since they don't know what to invent for the children to have a snack.
00:31:34Why do you buy that?
00:31:37He has rented the attic to set up the veterinary clinic.
00:31:40Ana, my love, could you help a little, okay?
00:31:42That I would like to open tomorrow
00:31:43Hey, people don't like bugs, huh?
00:31:45You're going to get into trouble with the neighbors.
00:31:47I've already told you
00:31:48Clear
00:31:48I don't care
00:31:49I'm going to buy a duplex with a heated pool.
00:31:51Belén, you have sugar
00:31:53Oh, Mauri
00:31:54Come in, come in, come in
00:31:55Hey, the girl is free now.
00:31:58Take the plunge
00:31:59Lady, let it be heard, eh?
00:32:01Calm down, if she understands
00:32:03Take the plunge
00:32:04What's happening?
00:32:06One thing, but it is that...
00:32:08Yes, it doesn't matter.
00:32:09If you're going to tell us when you leave
00:32:11It's true
00:32:11But...
00:32:13There?
00:32:14There?
00:32:15Fernando and I want to rent an apartment across the street.
00:32:17Oh?
00:32:18But is it you?
00:32:19Yes, but the problem is that the owner is a homophobic bastard.
00:32:22And Fernando, who is like a cop, loves being inside the closet.
00:32:24He wants to go with Natalia as husband and wife so that the gentleman can sign the contract.
00:32:28AND?
00:32:28He can't stand that girl.
00:32:30It's Satan with a seat of and chest
00:32:31Would you mind accompanying any of you?
00:32:34No, you're not a chance.
00:32:35Would you mind accompanying him?
00:32:37That you are more...
00:32:37Ugly
00:32:38No, man.
00:32:39Trustworthy, damn it
00:32:40Are you getting numb?
00:32:41I'm going out for a moment, okay?
00:32:43Mauri, you have to overcome those jealousy problems you have once and for all.
00:32:46The thing about the couple is unviable
00:32:48Clear
00:32:48I'm alone, but a millionaire
00:32:50No, I dated Belén for two years.
00:32:53God, what happened to this guy?
00:32:54It was very difficult because she is a very complicated girl, a little lost in life.
00:32:57Has problems
00:32:58And then she met Pedro Peñafiel at work
00:33:01And he left you
00:33:02No, no, no, no, I left her, okay?
00:33:05That this information is very important
00:33:06Then she took refuge in Papapito...
00:33:09That is, in Peter
00:33:10To try to forget me
00:33:11Pedro Peñafiel
00:33:12He was about 20 years older than Belén.
00:33:14And who is estimated to have a fortune of around 25 million euros
00:33:18Do you think she went with him for the money?
00:33:22No, no, no, no, I'm not going to talk about that.
00:33:24Man, I think so.
00:33:26Because if not, how can it be understood?
00:33:28But I'm not going to talk
00:33:29What are you saying, these idiots?
00:33:31There is a telephone number for those concerned
00:33:32Because she...
00:33:33No, don't call, it's worse.
00:33:35Change channel
00:33:36No!
00:33:37Emilio, is it true that Belén cheated on you two weeks before you got married?
00:33:42No, I'm not going to talk about that either.
00:33:43So here I have come to you
00:33:44To talk about your work?
00:33:46Well, if you want, yes.
00:33:47I get up at 8 in the morning
00:33:49I put the cubes in
00:33:50And then...
00:33:52Sorry, Emilio.
00:33:52They tell me we have Marisa Benito on the phone
00:33:55Marisa, you're Belén's neighbor, right?
00:33:59Yes, yes
00:33:59And these two copulate
00:34:00Don't say what isn't true.
00:34:02They make a beautiful couple
00:34:04Vicenta, let go
00:34:05What have I called?
00:34:06That's a slut
00:34:07And it goes to what I was going
00:34:08Let's see, let's see, let's see
00:34:09Wait a minute, okay?
00:34:10Because these three are three disturbed ones
00:34:12Without any use of reason
00:34:13And I from here
00:34:14From here I want to make an appeal
00:34:19To a specialized center
00:34:20To take care of them
00:34:22Because you are already
00:34:22They cannot take care of themselves
00:34:24Emilio, it's a very easy question.
00:34:26Did you sleep with Belén?
00:34:26Being engaged, yes or no?
00:34:28Let's see, she came to the goal
00:34:29Asking me for affection
00:34:30And I had to give it to him.
00:34:31Because she is the president
00:34:33And my job was hanging by a thread
00:34:35I kill him
00:34:36Is that I kill him?
00:34:37You'll see
00:34:38How are you seeing this?
00:34:38Pedro's child
00:34:39Well, he doesn't have a face.
00:34:41From watching these programs
00:34:42Oh, then there's always someone
00:34:43He tells you
00:34:44Well, Emilio
00:34:44Thank you so much
00:34:45We will remain attentive
00:34:46To this gruesome story
00:34:49Of love
00:34:50Horns
00:34:51And interests
00:34:53You're welcome, man.
00:34:54I can keep the shirt, right?
00:35:01Hello, Carlos
00:35:01Hello
00:35:04May I come in?
00:35:08Carlos?
00:35:09Yes, yes
00:35:10Do you want to come in?
00:35:12Thank you
00:35:13Hey, Carlos
00:35:17How long do I have to wear the mask?
00:35:20Fuck
00:35:20Carlos, damn, let me know.
00:35:21It's my mother
00:35:23That normally at this time she is already in bed
00:35:25Do you want something to drink?
00:35:27No
00:35:27I came to ask you a favor.
00:35:29I want to rent a small apartment across the street.
00:35:31So that you can see the mountain in your clinic
00:35:33And the owner is a bit old-fashioned.
00:35:35Do you mind coming with me as if you were my husband?
00:35:38As a couple, happy
00:35:39Looking for an apartment in the center
00:35:40But
00:35:40No, I don't care.
00:35:42I mean that
00:35:43I'm coming
00:35:44Do you want me to order some rings?
00:35:47Then you can keep yours.
00:35:48If you like
00:35:49To remember the event this
00:35:51I'll call you tomorrow
00:35:52Okay?
00:35:53Thanks, huh?
00:35:55Come on, you're welcome.
00:35:55Whatever you want, whenever you want
00:35:57See you later
00:35:58Hello, Ana
00:35:59How are you?
00:36:01Sorry, Sparrowhawk
00:36:02He's already gone
00:36:03But why did you come here?
00:36:04Go ask for salt, kid
00:36:05To ask for salt
00:36:07Marisa, go back to the supermarket page
00:36:10I was doing the shopping
00:36:12Wait, I'm chatting with a man from Miami.
00:36:14Ask him if he has a friend
00:36:16I told him I'm 19 years old.
00:36:18And he's really horny
00:36:19Today?
00:36:21What has come out here?
00:36:22Where did you hit it?
00:36:23I haven't touched anything
00:36:24Casino, online
00:36:27Click there, click there
00:36:29This internet thing is an invention
00:36:31How come we didn't discover this before?
00:36:32Finally it costs
00:36:33He has done something good for the neighbors
00:36:35This man
00:36:36He does better in opposition
00:36:37That of president
00:36:38Like everyone else
00:36:39Hey
00:36:44Do I get a net here?
00:36:46In fact, when do we have wifi connection?
00:36:48No, it's Juan's
00:36:48It's that the ladies have told me
00:36:50That he has put it for all the neighbors
00:36:51Damn, what a detail
00:36:52This one is already campaigning
00:36:53Well look
00:36:54That's what we save
00:36:55I can also connect to the internet from here.
00:36:58Yes, yes, yes
00:36:59If the signal reaches the entire house
00:37:01Hey, but don't be freeloaders, really.
00:37:02Aren't you ashamed?
00:37:04To save you 40 lousy euros a month
00:37:06No, no, no
00:37:07If it's not for the money
00:37:08It's because of the morbid desire to take advantage of a neighbor.
00:37:10Besides
00:37:11You can get into his hard drive
00:37:13He has photos of his wedding with Paloma.
00:37:15That has to be seen
00:37:17Well, it has one
00:37:19From their honeymoon in Tenerife
00:37:20With the farda package
00:37:21I'm going to put it as my desktop background.
00:37:23I feel wifi
00:37:28I am a wifi
00:37:32Requesting connection
00:37:38A wifi neighborhood
00:37:40Disappointment dot com
00:37:46Join
00:37:48It's hard to be cool
00:37:51Join
00:37:52Let's go in now
00:37:55Requesting connection
00:37:58A wifi neighborhood
00:38:00Disappointment dot com
00:38:06The wifi is very fast
00:38:11A lot of history
00:38:11But this is going very slowly
00:38:12How is it going to go slow?
00:38:13Skips to wireless speed
00:38:15Well I'm trying
00:38:15Download some birth videos
00:38:16And there is no way
00:38:17Juan
00:38:18Don't leave Natalita
00:38:20Let him get off those things
00:38:21You're going to hear me right now.
00:38:23Those from technical service
00:38:24In this country
00:38:25Until you put the chicken on the line
00:38:26They don't even pay attention to you
00:38:27Hello good evening
00:38:30Look, we're having problems.
00:38:32With the wifi connection
00:38:33Yes please
00:38:35Because it's a shame
00:38:36No no
00:38:38When they can
00:38:38Thank you so much
00:38:39Come on, you scared them.
00:38:41But well
00:38:41Man, of course.
00:38:42What's happening?
00:38:46You send me to a boarding school
00:38:47And on top of that you take up my bed
00:38:48But what are you doing here?
00:38:50Nothing
00:38:50That since I have passed everything
00:38:51They have given me permission
00:38:52Weekend
00:38:53A Wednesday
00:38:54What did they put in it?
00:38:55But don't shout too much.
00:38:56I'm starting to get sleepy.
00:38:58José Miguel
00:38:58You know what it's costing us
00:39:00That boarding school
00:39:01That's why I was so outraged
00:39:02The service was not very good.
00:39:03If I told you some things
00:39:05So you know
00:39:05That I will not leave
00:39:05Get your way
00:39:06I'll put you in tomorrow.
00:39:07In another boarding school
00:39:08I think they are doing
00:39:09A very good one
00:39:09On the Perejil Islet
00:39:11Let's see how you escape from there.
00:39:12Okay, but take it easy, okay?
00:39:13Let's see, where is Pablo going to sleep?
00:39:14Tonight?
00:39:15Pablo in bed
00:39:15You on the couch
00:39:16Dad, relax
00:39:17If you're going to end up paying for this
00:39:19It is the law of life
00:39:20Reflect
00:39:22Go to sleep now, everyone.
00:39:24Ale
00:39:25And what are you doing?
00:39:28We have wifi
00:39:29Look, do you want to see a C-section?
00:39:31Disgusting
00:39:31In an alien way, right?
00:39:32Well, that's how you turned out.
00:39:33How did you come up with the idea of going on TV?
00:39:35To talk about my private life?
00:39:37It's that you are
00:39:38Like one of these maids
00:39:39Of the famous
00:39:40But I didn't want to say anything.
00:39:41What happens is that they are
00:39:42Professional interrogators
00:39:43They are trained by Americans
00:39:45In Guantanamo
00:39:45With Taliban
00:39:46Emilio, you've sold me out.
00:39:47What have they given you?
00:39:48Four kilos?
00:39:49Five?
00:39:49Gosh, what do you think I am?
00:39:51The scholarship nanny?
00:39:52But if it's your fault
00:39:53That you are the president
00:39:54If this guy had a decent salary
00:39:56He didn't have to crawl.
00:39:57On television
00:39:58Mom, but you?
00:39:58Why do you always defend him?
00:40:00Thank you, Maria Jesus
00:40:01What a lost mother-in-law
00:40:03Well, let's pray.
00:40:04Because Juanjo
00:40:05I haven't seen the program
00:40:06But who is Juanjo?
00:40:07Our Father
00:40:08Are
00:40:08Mom, it's a figure of speech
00:40:10Yeah, yeah, but
00:40:11Just in case
00:40:11God save you
00:40:12You are full of life
00:40:13Clear
00:40:14Look at them, the two of them together
00:40:16Sharing the spoils
00:40:17Hello, Juanjo
00:40:18How are you?
00:40:20Greatly
00:40:20There's nothing like being dragged
00:40:22The memory of your father
00:40:23On TV
00:40:23To put you in a good mood
00:40:24Saint Mary, Mother of God
00:40:25Ah, but this is the son
00:40:26From Papa Smurf
00:40:27What did you call him, asshole?
00:40:29What did you call him?
00:40:30No, no, no
00:40:30No no
00:40:31No, wait
00:40:32Mom, stop praying.
00:40:33If you already know everything
00:40:34Yes, I know.
00:40:35What kind of people are you?
00:40:36You won't see
00:40:37Not a penny of the inheritance
00:40:38Can you hear me?
00:40:38You are already doing
00:40:39Quite a bit of business
00:40:39With my father on the other hand
00:40:40No, no, no
00:40:41Wait, Juanjo
00:40:42If the blame for everything
00:40:43This one has it
00:40:43But don't worry
00:40:45That I am the president
00:40:46From the community
00:40:46And we're going to throw it at him
00:40:47Emilio
00:40:49You're fired
00:40:50That must be approved in a meeting.
00:40:51How you deceived my father
00:40:53I thought you were different
00:40:55No, no, no
00:40:5725 million euros
00:41:00That they are leaving us again
00:41:02Well, that would be a few less.
00:41:04Because with this topic
00:41:05From inheritance
00:41:06The Treasury is taking some hits
00:41:07Yes, son.
00:41:08But...
00:41:10Again
00:41:10How did my prince sleep?
00:41:16Hey?
00:41:16Do you want me to make you some breakfast?
00:41:19Oh yes, thank you, my love.
00:41:20An orange juice
00:41:22And some toast
00:41:23But look at them
00:41:25It's a pleasure to see him.
00:41:26How happy he is in the mornings
00:41:28Of course
00:41:28Of course
00:41:29Of course
00:41:29Mommy prepares your food.
00:41:31Daddy wants some affection today too, huh?
00:41:33Yes, yes, yes
00:41:34But wait
00:41:34It's that I'm going to take out first
00:41:35Walking our dog
00:41:37Hey?
00:41:37Because you have to get used to it
00:41:38At the same time
00:41:39To do their things
00:41:40No, no, calm down.
00:41:41If you already did it
00:41:41Here
00:41:42On my side of the bed
00:41:43You see?
00:41:44If we had it
00:41:45What to have taken out before
00:41:46Yago
00:41:46Oh my God
00:41:47What he must have suffered
00:41:48My dog is holding on there
00:41:49Look, look, your shower
00:41:50What do I get it from?
00:41:51No, no, no
00:41:52We both took it out
00:41:52No, love
00:41:53I want to get it out
00:41:54So that he takes affection to me
00:41:55Me too
00:41:56Well, prepare a bathtub.
00:41:58And when you come we will bathe him
00:41:59Okay
00:42:00Come on
00:42:00How nice, how nice
00:42:03What the fuck did you shit?
00:42:05Next to my bed, asshole
00:42:07You see?
00:42:08I'm going to the favorites folder
00:42:10And I open any page
00:42:11Hey, culosenpompa.com
00:42:14No, eh
00:42:15The bank's, for example
00:42:16I click
00:42:17And look how long it takes
00:42:19Let me see.
00:42:20Man
00:42:21It's normal for it to go so slowly.
00:42:23Right now he has eight computers
00:42:25Connected to your network
00:42:26As?
00:42:28Look at it
00:42:28There are eight users
00:42:30Sharing your bandwidth
00:42:31No, no, incorrect
00:42:32If there is only one computer in this house
00:42:33Does any neighbor know that you have wifi?
00:42:36What are you going to do?
00:42:37Here the IT people are few
00:42:38I think they don't have internet
00:42:39Clear
00:42:40Because they connect to yours
00:42:41Well
00:42:42Let's turn off the router
00:42:45And we reset the system
00:42:46I know
00:42:47Immediately
00:42:48What the fuck is going on?
00:42:54This is not going
00:42:55Where have you played?
00:42:57Request technical assistance
00:42:58Look out onto the patio
00:42:59Hey, my community internet is failing.
00:43:03Does it work for you?
00:43:04No, it doesn't work for me.
00:43:05I get a message saying wireless network is not available.
00:43:08And it pisses me off because I was just getting off
00:43:09A chapter of Heidi in which
00:43:11Clara finally gets up from her wheelchair and walks
00:43:14You're obsessed with Heidi, huh?
00:43:16Yes, I know the tune in Japanese.
00:43:18Look, it is
00:43:19Very good
00:43:29Poor
00:43:31He said that if we all connect at the same time
00:43:35This is getting saturated
00:43:36Well, we'll have to agree on the shifts.
00:43:39That's because he doesn't pay the cost.
00:43:41And they have cut off our line
00:43:43Well, it seems they're scrounging, huh?
00:43:45This is inconceivable
00:43:46It is a violation of my digital privacy
00:43:48This type of connection must have an access key.
00:43:52Do you want me to put one on for you?
00:43:54Man, of course.
00:43:54Give me a word
00:43:58No, no, leave it to me.
00:43:59Look over there
00:44:03Ah, that's it.
00:44:08Now not even God can get into my network, right?
00:44:11Without the key, no
00:44:12Good
00:44:13So we've been married for a year.
00:44:15And we are very excited to move to the center.
00:44:17Yes, and tell the guy I'm pregnant.
00:44:19That always gives a lot of confidence
00:44:21Knowing whose child it will be
00:44:22Auri
00:44:22Come on, let's go to the guy
00:44:24Hey, wait
00:44:25We have no alliances
00:44:27Shit, it's true
00:44:28Then you have to buy them
00:44:29What are you going to spend money on buying?
00:44:30Mauri, we have to do things right.
00:44:32Honey, honey, honey
00:44:34I'm monitoring you from here.
00:44:37So tell your holy wife
00:44:38That if a hair goes by
00:44:39I swear to you
00:44:40I love you, my love
00:44:40Yes, that's all very nice.
00:44:42He loves me, he loves me...
00:44:43How I enjoy these things
00:44:47It's that I spend it
00:44:47But it is from there
00:45:00It's just that my husband and I have been through here.
00:45:02And suddenly we saw the sign and we said
00:45:04Come on, if you rent an apartment
00:45:06We love this area, don't we?
00:45:07And nothing, here we are
00:45:09As long as no faggots come to me
00:45:11Hey, say yes.
00:45:12They disgust me too.
00:45:14How's the center getting, huh?
00:45:15Well, it's one thing
00:45:16I see them on the street
00:45:17Holding hands
00:45:18So how much are you asking for the apartment?
00:45:22Look, if I rented it to you I would be delighted.
00:45:24But there is another boy first
00:45:25That he is coming to see him with his wife
00:45:27Well, we could offer
00:45:29300 euros more
00:45:31My love, that's a lot of money.
00:45:33And what does it matter?
00:45:34If it makes my girl excited
00:45:35What a woman I have, eh, Guillermo
00:45:39Ah, very good, pretty.
00:45:45Do you want to close?
00:45:54What have you done with the internet?
00:45:56That doesn't go
00:45:56But anyway, and on top of that they come up to complain
00:45:58This is the height of impudence.
00:46:00Man, you give us a service.
00:46:01And then you take it away from us
00:46:02That's not done
00:46:04But what service?
00:46:05It's my connection, I pay for it.
00:46:06And where is that signal transmitted?
00:46:08By air
00:46:09And the air belongs to everyone
00:46:11Or are you going to charge us for that too?
00:46:13We have bought a computer for internet
00:46:15Now what do we want it for?
00:46:16So they don't want to pay the massive 36 euros.
00:46:18How much does Wi-Fi cost per month?
00:46:19But they do spend at least 1000 euros
00:46:21On a computer
00:46:22But we didn't start paying it until June.
00:46:23We might not even make it.
00:46:24I, I am very sick
00:46:26Well, let them know that I have introduced
00:46:27An access key
00:46:28So that only I can use my connection
00:46:30Come on, damn it, tell us.
00:46:31Don't be like that
00:46:32You have always said that you are a very supportive man.
00:46:34Now is the time to prove it
00:46:36Don't even dream about it
00:46:37That key will go with me to the grave.
00:46:38I'll just tell you one thing
00:46:40Don't park your car in front of the door.
00:46:42Ma'am, I don't have a car.
00:46:44Well, don't buy it.
00:46:45This neighborhood is very dangerous
00:46:47Yes, I'm going to see flower pots.
00:46:49Good morning
00:46:51Hello good morning
00:46:52And this one has?
00:46:54And where does it go?
00:46:56Live Patio Radio
00:46:57Let's go up
00:46:58Wow!
00:46:59To climb stairs
00:47:01And let's see when you fix the elevator.
00:47:04I am no longer president
00:47:05No, Lourdes, my love
00:47:07Don't get overwhelmed
00:47:07Well, if we don't find a house
00:47:09Well, we still live at your parents' house.
00:47:10Paco, you don't just stumble over the same stone.
00:47:12It seems like you want to break it with your head.
00:47:14Come on, a little kiss, my love
00:47:15A little kiss
00:47:16Kids
00:47:17They called me to Juan's students
00:47:19I have taken 400 euros from them
00:47:21Do you all want the exam?
00:47:22Well, there are two nerds who don't
00:47:23But they're going to catch that at recess.
00:47:24And they're going to hit you so you don't leave your mouth
00:47:26Come on, let those integrals roll
00:47:27Wait, damn it
00:47:28I get them from the hard drive
00:47:29Hadn't you caught them already?
00:47:31No, fuck
00:47:31I was downloading things
00:47:32Fuck
00:47:34Wow, what a bastard
00:47:35He has set a key
00:47:36I can't get in
00:47:37What are you saying?
00:47:38Fuck, man
00:47:39That I was getting down to Gervi Torero
00:47:41Paco, don't be a pirate
00:47:42You have a video store.
00:47:43Hey, Paco, don't bother me, they're waiting for me at recess.
00:47:45It's 400 euros
00:47:46Don't push me, don't push me
00:47:47Let's see, let's see, it's a word, a word
00:47:49It's Juan Cuesta, man.
00:47:50What kind of key can this man set?
00:47:53Spill
00:47:53Spill, let's see
00:47:54No
00:47:56Board
00:47:57No
00:47:58Pantumaca
00:47:59No
00:48:00Pigeon
00:48:02Pigeon
00:48:02No no
00:48:04Herbs
00:48:04Statute
00:48:05Go away
00:48:06Sausage
00:48:07No, street, street, street, street, street
00:48:08Yes, we are in.
00:48:11What did you put?
00:48:13What's the big deal?
00:48:13Run, man
00:48:14Print the exam, we won't make it to recess.
00:48:16What a rush, man?
00:48:17I am a hacker
00:48:17I am a hacker
00:48:18Yeah, yeah, Paco, yeah
00:48:19Already
00:48:20Come on, Dolores
00:48:23See you next week
00:48:24Bea, look
00:48:28I have nothing against bugs.
00:48:30Well, poor things.
00:48:32But I'm allergic
00:48:33To the cats
00:48:34My face is swollen
00:48:35I get pimples
00:48:37I'm shocked
00:48:38Tuning
00:48:38Come on, as if I were on vacation
00:48:40In Chernobyl
00:48:42Calm down, Isabel
00:48:43But here the majority are dogs
00:48:45Cats come to me very few
00:48:45Hey
00:48:48This can't be put here
00:48:50But if
00:48:51That's what I was telling her.
00:48:52Go on
00:48:53We agree
00:48:55Besides
00:48:56This clinic is very shabby
00:48:57Animals cannot be brought here.
00:48:59Hey
00:49:00In other places worse
00:49:00People get liposuction
00:49:02Well, excuse me.
00:49:03But the community
00:49:03He rented me a penthouse
00:49:04Illegally
00:49:05So don't provoke me.
00:49:06I'm filing a complaint against them.
00:49:07Hey
00:49:08Don't throw gooey stuff at yourself
00:49:10That you have no proof
00:49:11Oh, what do you mean?
00:49:13Look
00:49:13The president has signed me
00:49:14A receipt for the 300 euros
00:49:16From the rent
00:49:16So come on
00:49:18Air, get out of here
00:49:19I have a lot of work
00:49:20Come on
00:49:20Come on
00:49:21It's also starting for me
00:49:24Let's chop everything up
00:49:25I think that boy
00:49:26It has inside there
00:49:27A cat
00:49:28No, it's a boa
00:49:29My God
00:49:31Reptiles
00:49:32No
00:49:33That crawl
00:49:34And they teach the language
00:49:35Like perverts
00:49:36From the subway
00:49:37See you later Isabel
00:49:39I'll accompany you
00:49:40Hey?
00:49:45Forgive
00:49:45Are
00:49:46Neighbors
00:49:48Jaime
00:49:49Happens
00:49:50You need an intern
00:49:54I have experience
00:49:55With animals
00:49:55I assisted my wife
00:49:56In childbirth
00:49:57Mariano, please
00:49:58You don't touch anything of mine
00:49:59Hey?
00:50:01Hey, this thing about bugs
00:50:02Every day there is more market
00:50:03Well, normal.
00:50:04It's easier to live together
00:50:05With an animal
00:50:05That with a human being
00:50:06Beautiful lesbian reflection
00:50:08Yes sir
00:50:09Mariano
00:50:10How are you?
00:50:17How are you?
00:50:17Good?
00:50:19Let's see, mojito
00:50:20Let's see if we understand each other
00:50:20I met her first
00:50:22What you can't do
00:50:23It is to give him licks
00:50:24That in the morning
00:50:25Because against that
00:50:25If I can't compete
00:50:26Come on, another one with a dog
00:50:28What's happening?
00:50:29What are they restocking?
00:50:29The series by Félix Rodríguez de la Fuente?
00:50:31Look, how he left me
00:50:32A little gift in the doorway
00:50:33No, no, don't worry.
00:50:34That this one already did it
00:50:34On my side of the bed
00:50:36Ah, what have you taught him?
00:50:37Well, that's fine.
00:50:39Mojito
00:50:39Mojito
00:50:41Mojito
00:50:42Mojito
00:50:44He escaped, huh?
00:50:47You saw it
00:50:47Damn, but run for it
00:50:48No, no, that's me.
00:50:49I like animals like that.
00:50:50In freedom
00:50:51Wow, what an environmentalist!
00:50:53What are you made of?
00:50:54There abandoning bugs
00:50:54To his luck
00:50:55He would never do it
00:50:56Be careful, okay?
00:50:58Mojito has made a decision
00:50:59And I respect it.
00:51:00What do you think?
00:51:02I haven't felt like it
00:51:03Of abandoning my father
00:51:03At some gas station?
00:51:05Oh no
00:51:05But not
00:51:06There I am every morning
00:51:07Peeling his kiwi
00:51:08Hey
00:51:10Mojito
00:51:12No, Juanjo
00:51:14Listen to me, please
00:51:15No no
00:51:16If we could stay
00:51:17And talk
00:51:17We couldn't go out to eat.
00:51:19No, he doesn't want to know.
00:51:19Nothing about you, Ivá
00:51:20It's my turn
00:51:20It's not about the money
00:51:21No no
00:51:22It's just that I don't want you to take
00:51:23A wrong image of me
00:51:24If I to your father
00:51:25I loved him a lot
00:51:26Juanjo, I'm Carmen
00:51:27636-02
00:51:28Okay
00:51:29Okay, okay
00:51:30Come on
00:51:31Bye
00:51:332628
00:51:33We have arranged to meet for lunch
00:51:34What you want is to hook up
00:51:36What I know you as
00:51:37Carmen, for God's sake
00:51:38What is the son?
00:51:39From my late husband
00:51:39The stepmothers
00:51:40You always do bad things
00:51:42Read any story
00:51:42Why do you sign it?
00:51:47A receipt to Blaseby?
00:51:49Nativity scene
00:51:49What kind of president
00:51:50What kind of community are you from?
00:51:52That you can't operate
00:51:53Outside the law
00:51:54If she is a slut
00:51:55And silly
00:51:56Bea asked me for a favor
00:51:58She's my friend, period.
00:51:59You see?
00:52:00You're already plugging mustaches
00:52:01All the presidents
00:52:02They end up the same
00:52:03Besides
00:52:04I already said
00:52:04That I didn't want to be president
00:52:06Don't tell me stories
00:52:07But
00:52:07Nativity scene
00:52:08I can't live with
00:52:09A snake in the community
00:52:11I say this without bitterness.
00:52:13But
00:52:13I just can't live
00:52:15Nativity scene
00:52:16Please
00:52:17Nativity scene
00:52:18Why will we like it so much?
00:52:21Touch the eggs?
00:52:23If what I do is
00:52:23The lesbian on top
00:52:24I don't care
00:52:25At our age
00:52:26It's always good
00:52:27Have a clinic nearby
00:52:28But what I want
00:52:29It's connecting to the internet
00:52:31Because I'm hooked
00:52:33To the casino
00:52:33All-line
00:52:35Well, I'm staying at five.
00:52:36To chat with the one from Miami
00:52:37And I told him that at that time
00:52:39I leave school
00:52:40And what do we do?
00:52:41Juan Cuesta
00:52:42He has put a password on the wifis
00:52:44No, it will work at home.
00:52:45And he went to school
00:52:46Ah, but
00:52:47But
00:52:47What does herbs give?
00:52:49Man
00:52:49There is a way to get rid of her.
00:52:51Go for them, Juan
00:52:59Go for them
00:53:01Good morning
00:53:20I am Juan Cuesta
00:53:22Your new math teacher
00:53:24I know Sonsoles has had problems with this course
00:53:27But I warn you
00:53:28I am not Sonsoles
00:53:29That's pretty clear.
00:53:31You, out of class
00:53:32Out
00:53:35Anyone else want to take the risk of being evaluated?
00:53:40Okay, so let's get started.
00:53:41This quarter we are going to...
00:53:44Leave your books and folders on the floor.
00:53:50And take a blank sheet of paper
00:53:51Pop quiz
00:53:53Integral calculus
00:53:54Calculate the following integrals
00:53:56By the method of integration by parts
00:53:58Integral of
00:53:59X squared by
00:54:02E raised to X
00:54:04Differential of X
00:54:05Integral of X squared by
00:54:08Cosine of 3
00:54:10X
00:54:11Differential of X
00:54:12You, who have the same questions
00:54:16Silence
00:54:16Integral of 2X plus 1 divided by X squared
00:54:24Minus 5, minus 5X plus 6, differential of X
00:54:30You have 45 minutes from this moment
00:54:35The frigodedo
00:54:44Well, take some frigodedo.
00:54:47Well, take some frigodedo.
00:54:47And there I was
00:54:52100 meters from the summit of Everest
00:54:53About to face the Hillary step
00:54:55When suddenly my cell phone rings
00:54:56I pick it up with fingers on the verge of freezing.
00:54:58And she's my girlfriend
00:54:59That leaves me
00:55:00Fuck
00:55:01Fuck
00:55:02That's not done
00:55:04No, no, no, no
00:55:04The expedition made me bitter
00:55:06And nothing
00:55:06I went down
00:55:08The shirpa got angry
00:55:09And since then I haven't gone out with any girl again.
00:55:12So that?
00:55:12If it never works out
00:55:13Well
00:55:14But don't lose hope, man.
00:55:17If you are a handsome, smart, funny, a little crazy guy
00:55:21You have everything to attract a woman
00:55:23That?
00:55:28You're sucking up to me about the inheritance, aren't you?
00:55:31No
00:55:32No, no, no, no
00:55:33No
00:55:34Well, okay, a little bit yes
00:55:37Look, I'll be honest with you.
00:55:39My life is shit
00:55:41Is that so?
00:55:41That's how it is, I've accepted it, that's how it is.
00:55:43I'm unemployed again
00:55:45I hate my mother, I hate my ex
00:55:47I'm starting to become advertising cream meat
00:55:49I have crow's feet, orange peel skin
00:55:51And when I finally thought I had found the man of my life, right?
00:55:56And he dies
00:55:57I thought about jumping off a bridge.
00:55:59But with my bad luck, I probably won't die.
00:56:01And I'm like Ramón San Pedro
00:56:03And I make a movie
00:56:04Bad, for sure
00:56:06Did I marry your father for money?
00:56:11No
00:56:11Do I need the pasta?
00:56:14Well yes
00:56:14It comes to me that you shit yourself
00:56:16Okay, at least I'll be honest.
00:56:19It is a virtue that I have
00:56:21Maybe the only one
00:56:23Don't lose hope either.
00:56:24Are you...
00:56:25You are a very special girl
00:56:27Nativity scene
00:56:29That?
00:56:32Have...
00:56:32You have something there.
00:56:33Here
00:56:35Already?
00:56:39No
00:56:40I swear I saw Ana and Carlos trying to secretly rent the apartment across the street.
00:56:47They were holding hands
00:56:48Mauri, please, let's not start with the paranoia again, okay?
00:56:51You look out the window more than the old women
00:56:53Presents
00:56:53Bea, I brought you Valentín, he's limping a little.
00:56:56Ah, very good.
00:56:57First they complain to me and now they bring me the dog
00:56:59When have we ever complained?
00:57:01Please wait a moment outside.
00:57:03I tell you that Ana is a part-time lesbian.
00:57:06She's a bit of a dead giveaway, but she's going to give you a sentimental blow.
00:57:08Mauri, I have a lot of work, huh?
00:57:10The last thing I need right now is more stress.
00:57:12Also, out of sight
00:57:13Friend, what does he tell you?
00:57:14Bea, I'll come back another time, when you're calmer.
00:57:17Yes, better, thank you very much.
00:57:18Let's see, what are you telling me?
00:57:20That Ana is going to leave me and go live with Carlos
00:57:22But you don't realize that it's absurd, completely
00:57:24Well, I have already fulfilled my obligation as a sperm donor father.
00:57:27You'll see what you do
00:57:28No, I have nothing.
00:57:29I fully trust Ana
00:57:30Besides, jealousy no longer affects me in the slightest.
00:57:33No? Well, it's the second injection you're going to give that poor dog.
00:57:36Stay, move away, okay?
00:57:44Don't move
00:57:45Girls, don't stay there, he sings a lot.
00:57:48I want to see his face.
00:57:50We're bad people, huh?
00:57:55The grass might get sick.
00:57:57No way, damn it.
00:57:58They say that periods protect against heart attacks.
00:58:01Oh my God!
00:58:05There must be some kid out there already acting funny.
00:58:08Girls, let's chat
00:58:22Girls, we have four hours until Juan Cuesta returns.
00:58:27The internet does work here.
00:58:29What was the casino page?
00:58:31What do we do with the snake?
00:58:33Are they going to notice that we've gone?
00:58:34No way, we'll let it out in the yard.
00:58:36The lesbian has been lost
00:58:37Veterinary negligence, very clear
00:58:39Poor thing, is she going to kill herself?
00:58:42No way, they get caught in the ropes.
00:58:43Have you never seen The Jungle Book?
00:58:45Hello, beautiful
00:58:53Take a walk
00:58:54And it's a shame, huh?
00:58:56Because with this you can make a fucking awesome bag.
00:58:58Fuck
00:59:00Do you know that I have had my second marriage at a young age?
00:59:03Who is interested in the apartment today
00:59:05Ah, yes
00:59:05Well, it's also a coincidence.
00:59:06As long as the faggots don't come, I'm fine with it.
00:59:08It's that we were looking for a bigger house
00:59:10Because my wife is pregnant
00:59:12How much affection?
00:59:14Almost two months old, my love
00:59:15It's that we love each other very much
00:59:18That's okay, you have to love yourself.
00:59:20Look, there's a problem.
00:59:22And the other marriage
00:59:24He offered me 300 euros more for the apartment.
00:59:26Sorry
00:59:27Yeah?
00:59:31If I give you another peck
00:59:32You go without sex for two weeks
00:59:33Yes, calm down, a kiss
00:59:35Okay
00:59:36It's that my mother gets nervous
00:59:38Because we have arranged to have lunch with her.
00:59:39It's that I have a mother-in-law who is a heaven
00:59:42Francisco Barbero
00:59:44I
00:59:45Ten
00:59:46Joaquín De Haro
00:59:48I
00:59:48Ten too
00:59:50Gonzalo Gutiérrez
00:59:51I
00:59:52Ten
00:59:53Rodríguez Moreno
00:59:55I
00:59:56Nine point five
00:59:57Because?
00:59:58You have put your last name without an accent
00:59:59And Garrido Fuentes
01:00:01I
01:00:01Ten
01:00:03In the end
01:00:04Congratulations to everyone
01:00:06But don't be overconfident
01:00:07This is just a first contact
01:00:09Juan
01:00:10Can you come to my office for a moment?
01:00:12Yeah
01:00:12Yeah
01:00:13But what have I missed, Juan?
01:00:25What have I missed?
01:00:26I've never seen kids react like that.
01:00:29Blessed fall of those suns
01:00:32Well, they don't know
01:00:33Perhaps my reputation preceded me.
01:00:35The only Ten
01:00:36What has happened in that course?
01:00:38It's that of that kid who appeared one day
01:00:39With Ronaldinho's head
01:00:41There is no doubt that I have been a catalyst
01:00:44Like when teams change coaches
01:00:46Yeah
01:00:46To continue with his football simile
01:00:47You know what I'm telling you?
01:00:50That we can sign up
01:00:51To the interannual meeting
01:00:53From Christian schools
01:00:55For with these kids
01:00:56For with these kids
01:00:57We get along on the street
01:00:58The young talent championship
01:01:01Man, if I prepare them well
01:01:02Yeah
01:01:02When is that?
01:01:04Tomorrow
01:01:05Ah, eh
01:01:06It's probably a bit hasty.
01:01:08No, Juan
01:01:09No
01:01:10They are intellectual galactics
01:01:12And you have motivated them
01:01:14What a climb in your career, huh?
01:01:16Yeah
01:01:16My God
01:01:17With the desire that I have
01:01:19To wet the ear of the Piarists
01:01:21And me, father?
01:01:23Me too?
01:01:24Well, William
01:01:25We love the apartment
01:01:26Yeah
01:01:27We keep it
01:01:28Oh, my love
01:01:29What an illusion!
01:01:29How happy our baby will be here
01:01:31What I like most about you
01:01:33You guys look so much in love.
01:01:35Yes, yes
01:01:35We are still so in love
01:01:36Like the first day
01:01:37No, love
01:01:38A lot more
01:01:39Well, then
01:01:41You give me the deposit
01:01:43We signed the contract
01:01:45And that's it
01:01:48But where is he going with the shotgun?
01:01:49Hey?
01:01:50Just in case the advertisements
01:01:52Natalia
01:01:56Don't kiss me so much
01:01:57I'm supposed to be your wife, right?
01:01:59Yes, but Mauri gets angry.
01:02:00Oh, what are you looking at?
01:02:02Yeah
01:02:02Take it away, take it away
01:02:03Look
01:02:06Here is your friend
01:02:07What's up, guys?
01:02:09Nothing, I was passing by.
01:02:10And I have said
01:02:10Let's see how everything goes
01:02:11Nati
01:02:12Remember you have the class
01:02:13Painless labor
01:02:14Let's see if you're going to be late.
01:02:15They did an ultrasound on him.
01:02:16And the child comes from behind
01:02:17Oh?
01:02:18In two months we already know
01:02:20Yes, everything is computerized now.
01:02:22Well, I'm leaving.
01:02:23Goodbye, my love
01:02:24Bye
01:02:26Goodbye, beautiful
01:02:28Bye
01:02:29I'm going to look for the contract
01:02:31Do you have a pen?
01:02:33Yeah
01:02:33Yes, yes
01:02:33Okay
01:02:34Okay
01:02:35Okay
01:02:37Do we have an apartment?
01:02:38Yes, we have an apartment
01:02:39Come here
01:02:39Faggots in my house
01:02:45No, no, no
01:02:46I curse everything I've studied!
01:02:48What have I studied?
01:02:49Degenerates!
01:02:50Damn gays!
01:02:53Listen, I'm not going to let you do that.
01:02:54It's with the clothes
01:02:55Ripped off!
01:02:55Ripped off!
01:02:56Ripped off!
01:02:56Ripped off!
01:02:56Ripped off!
01:02:57Ripped off!
01:02:57Ripped off!
01:02:58Ripped off!
01:02:58Ripped off!
01:02:58Ripped off!
01:02:59Ripped off!
01:02:59Ripped off!
01:02:59Ripped off!
01:03:00Pimped out!
01:03:00Where are you going, shorn?
01:03:01Let's go to the police station to report it right now.
01:03:02Let's go home and think about how we can fix this.
01:03:04Fernando, who has pointed a shotgun at us
01:03:07Well, we have no proof that it was loaded, huh?
01:03:09Hey, have you seen a vua I had upstairs in a box?
01:03:12No, but it might be in there if it's some kind of trauma.
01:03:14Fer!
01:03:19It's that since my husband and I got divorced, Patricio doesn't speak at all.
01:03:23And he talked a lot, right?
01:03:25I taught him a lot of words
01:03:26Good
01:03:27It could be from the church or trauma from divorce.
01:03:31He doesn't understand why his home has broken up.
01:03:34Angels, if you had an appointment with me.
01:03:36Yes, but this gentleman says that Patricio's problem is psychological.
01:03:41Mariano, could you come outside for a moment, please?
01:03:46If you keep him under observation, I can try hypnosis.
01:03:53Can you explain to me what this joke is?
01:03:55Hey, I've had bugs since I was little and everything is here.
01:03:59De-stress from the pace of the city, the pollution, the noise of construction.
01:04:03My remedies are all homeopathic.
01:04:06But what qualifications do you have? Where did you study?
01:04:08Beatriz, don't get angry, the competition is good.
01:04:11This results in better customer service.
01:04:13What you have is a nose that you step on.
01:04:15Hey, don't take the poster with you.
01:04:18Dad, stop making a fool of yourself, you're too old for nonsense.
01:04:22Why don't you take up petanque, it's a beautiful sport,
01:04:25and sharpens reflexes?
01:04:26Son, I'm just trying to make you proud of me.
01:04:29What? By talking to a parrot about your problems?
01:04:32I tell you there's business here.
01:04:33We could set up a nice residence, with a spa and a hair salon.
01:04:38Of course, Marina Bichos, vacation city.
01:04:42You see? You have the talent.
01:04:44You're just not brave.
01:04:46It is, it is, it is, it is perfect.
01:04:48Ana is the woman I've been waiting for all my life.
01:04:50And go on, he's using you.
01:04:52But why? Let's see, why?
01:04:53Damn, because she told you so.
01:04:55Dude, he's more deluded than the guy in The Truman Show.
01:04:58Yeah, and why did you choose me as your fictitious husband and not someone else?
01:05:01Because you're the sweetest.
01:05:03Well I tell you there is something,
01:05:05and I have seen the shine of love in her turquoise blue eyes.
01:05:11Man, honey.
01:05:12The man who rents the apartment to us just called me.
01:05:15No, but well, it wasn't good, my love.
01:05:24And now we have to go back to this uncle's house.
01:05:27What are you doing?
01:05:28Screw it up, that's what he does.
01:05:29Well, look, Ana, I think we should stop playing games, okay?
01:05:32Renting the apartment to your girlfriend was an excuse to get closer to me.
01:05:35Carlos, I'm a lesbian.
01:05:37And I respect that.
01:05:38We all have to have our hobbies.
01:05:40If I'm going to love you the same.
01:05:41Look, leave it.
01:05:42I'm going to see the guy from the apartment, by myself, and I tell him we're getting a divorce.
01:05:46Or you go with your girlfriend, which is more convenient, and it's three for half.
01:05:48Honey, I'm sorry.
01:05:50I wanted it to be a surprise.
01:05:55Girls, girls, I think the three of us should sit down and talk,
01:05:59because I see a love triangle that can do us a lot of harm.
01:06:02Carlos, please!
01:06:03Nothing, don't worry, it's normal that he's attracted to you.
01:06:05I don't know who said that the bad thing about losing wasn't losing, but the stupid face you get.
01:06:16Ah, Carlos, sorry.
01:06:19If you come near my girl again, I'll cut off your genitals and give them as dessert to the first dog they bring me to get its nails trimmed.
01:06:25Did you make it clear to me?
01:06:27Bye.
01:06:28You've seen how he's become, right?
01:06:33I'm a rival, she sees the danger.
01:06:35Yes, the one who doesn't see it is you.
01:06:36Lucia, I don't know how it happened, I got caught up in the bag and a little poop and...
01:06:46I've been looking for him all morning, I'm desperate.
01:06:58Well yes, hello, hello, my love.
01:07:02What is it?
01:07:03Well, I went to the pound to find him a girlfriend, Mojito, and...
01:07:06And well, I started to see all the dogs' faces and I had to put as many as I could fit in the car.
01:07:12Oh, honey, I feel like the guy on Schindler's List, saving them from death.
01:07:16Yes, but the one on Schindler's List didn't take them home.
01:07:19Not even the Jews shit at the foot of his bed.
01:07:21Now I'm beginning to understand people like you, Yago, who live dedicated to others.
01:07:25I truly have never felt happier in my entire life.
01:07:29My love, I have to tell you something about Mojito.
01:07:32That?
01:07:35Ah! Oh, my dog!
01:07:36He's very clever!
01:07:38You know you're just home, Mojito!
01:07:42Come on, Mojito!
01:07:43Oh, doggy, how cute it is!
01:07:51Well...
01:07:51Well...
01:07:52I'm glad I cleared that all up.
01:07:55You have to give me your account number to deposit the money into your account.
01:07:58Okay.
01:07:58I'm sending you a little message.
01:07:59I don't remember my ID so I can't remember my account number.
01:08:05It wasn't that funny, was it?
01:08:07No.
01:08:08But hey, the important thing is the intention.
01:08:10Well, nothing.
01:08:11Now I take it, open the door and...
01:08:12Juanjo, technically I am your mother.
01:08:21Stepmother.
01:08:21Yeah, well, but it's a bit weird, isn't it?
01:08:23This...
01:08:24What's happening?
01:08:24I reminded you of my father.
01:08:26No.
01:08:27No.
01:08:28No.
01:08:32Hey, you can't park here.
01:08:34I'm calling a tow truck.
01:08:35Emilio, why don't you go take out the ice cubes?
01:08:37I'm going to have to give this one a try, huh?
01:08:39You, look, I'll leave a scratch on your car.
01:08:41With all the manoculo.
01:08:42You see that...
01:08:42No, no, no, no, don't let it spoil it for us.
01:08:44Nice moment.
01:08:45What an image of a president, huh?
01:08:46Here at the door, with the tongue up and down.
01:08:49Emilio, come inside, there's a severance pay being raffled off.
01:08:53Oops!
01:08:55And what did you see in this specimen?
01:08:56Loneliness, which is very bad.
01:09:00Well, then...
01:09:01We're almost going home and reflecting on this lot we just got ourselves, aren't we?
01:09:05Yes, yes.
01:09:06Out of respect for your father.
01:09:08Because if not, this is going to end very badly.
01:09:20What's up with you?
01:09:21Are you going to beat the hell out of the whole Smurf village?
01:09:24Emilio, what has he been?
01:09:25That I haven't done anything.
01:09:26Clear.
01:09:27You had a spasm and you accidentally stuck your tongue up to your uvula.
01:09:31You hold on, everything has gone wrong for you.
01:09:33Now I'm going to be a millionaire and I'm going to buy a duplex and you'll never see me again in your life.
01:09:38Look, the same with this new boyfriend.
01:09:39He's going to go bald too.
01:09:41That's genetic.
01:09:42I don't care.
01:09:43He has many millions to get grafts.
01:09:44Yes, but that doesn't look good.
01:09:46It is not resolved.
01:09:49But hey, why is this one so popular?
01:09:51If it is not understood.
01:09:52If you have nothing.
01:09:53What's wrong with him?
01:09:55Nothing.
01:10:02Carmen, guess who I got hit on at the door?
01:10:05Come in, freak out.
01:10:06No, no, no, wait.
01:10:07My aunt has always had problems with men and I have always tried to help her.
01:10:14But it doesn't let up, it doesn't let up, it closes.
01:10:17María Jesús, you have closely experienced the relationship between Pedro Peñafiel and your daughter.
01:10:21Very close, very close.
01:10:23What was that relationship like?
01:10:25Was there really love?
01:10:26Lots and lots of love.
01:10:29Man, what happens is that later in bed they didn't understand each other and my daughter suffered.
01:10:34Well, and me too, because I listened to them.
01:10:37If a mother never rests, you know?
01:10:39But let's see, María Jesús, what are you telling me?
01:10:41That Pedro Peñafiel was impotent?
01:10:43Let's see, let's see, let's see.
01:10:45Respect to the deceased and the family.
01:10:48No, he wasn't impotent, no.
01:10:50No, what happens is that, man, it didn't last long.
01:10:53But that's normal, isn't it?
01:10:55It happened to my husband too.
01:10:57Mind you, I prefer it, eh?
01:10:58Because there are always plenty of things to do at home, and the less time you waste, well...
01:11:02María Jesús, weren't you surprised that they got married so soon?
01:11:05No, no, yes.
01:11:05They had it very clear, right?
01:11:08What happened is that then Pedro met me and...
01:11:12Well, that's when doubts began to set in.
01:11:14What do you mean you had doubts?
01:11:16One day, when I was going to take out the trash, I found him on the landing.
01:11:20And he told me, well, that...
01:11:22That he had feelings for me.
01:11:25But I stepped aside.
01:11:26I stepped aside for my daughter.
01:11:28Well, and because the bags were heavy too.
01:11:30Clear.
01:11:31We have some very endearing images that María Jesús has brought us.
01:11:36They are from Bethlehem in the pool.
01:11:38When I was little.
01:11:39Yes, I just want everyone to see how beautiful she was.
01:11:43Maybe you can zap a little better, right?
01:11:46I want him to die.
01:11:48I want my mother to die.
01:11:50And it's not a way of speaking.
01:11:51Hey, tell Emilio.
01:11:53Maybe by giving him a tip.
01:11:55Turn this off.
01:11:58Well, what is it?
01:12:00That's what the goalkeeper is for, right?
01:12:01To do odd jobs.
01:12:07Emilio, you are the goalkeeper.
01:12:09If you are ordered to pick up something, your duty is to obey.
01:12:12No, no, no.
01:12:13That if the snake is not in a common area.
01:12:15I have no obligation to intervene.
01:12:17That is an internal problem of the owner.
01:12:19And come on, it's not a snake, it's a boa.
01:12:21It's like comparing a plantain to a banana.
01:12:24Well, nothing to do with it.
01:12:25Hey?
01:12:26Let's see, what's going on?
01:12:27Oh, honey, we have a boa at home this big.
01:12:31Ah, very good.
01:12:33Well, try the recorder.
01:12:34Let's see if she returns to the dirty clothes basket on her own.
01:12:37Do you see the boa?
01:12:47Not to the boa.
01:12:48What we do have are three vipers.
01:12:50Now we're done, huh?
01:12:51They sent me a photo of my friend from Miami and I don't know how to open it.
01:12:54There is the snake.
01:13:00Don't worry, he's in my house.
01:13:01Thank God.
01:13:02Alright?
01:13:02Yes, very calmly digesting.
01:13:04He has eaten Versace.
01:13:05As?
01:13:06That has swallowed my rabbit.
01:13:07When you have a moment, take her out of my bathroom, I want to brush my teeth.
01:13:11You already warned the president that that penthouse was going to bring us problems.
01:13:14Sure, if it's a problematic attic.
01:13:21Well, with that said, I'll get back to my chores, okay?
01:13:31Daughter, I saw the whole puppy and I said to myself...
01:13:33Well, look, at least my daughter can buy that sofa she likes so much.
01:13:38Yes, daughter?
01:13:39Yeah?
01:13:39Yeah?
01:13:40The six thousand euros they gave me are for you.
01:13:43Already.
01:13:43Dude, what did they give you six thousand?
01:13:45But how could you possibly go on TV without telling me?
01:13:48That I had everything arranged with Juanjo, that we had kissed and everything.
01:13:51I just had to give him my account number.
01:13:53And what do I know?
01:13:54You could have also called her, sent her a message.
01:13:58Mom, Juanjo, kiss, money, okay.
01:14:01And that's it.
01:14:01But what message if you don't know how to open them?
01:14:03Ah, well it's very easy.
01:14:05Look.
01:14:06Menu, messages, inbox.
01:14:09But do you want to tell me what I should say to Juanjo now?
01:14:11I'm going to be ashamed.
01:14:13Well, don't worry, maybe he hasn't seen the program.
01:14:15Yeah, yeah.
01:14:16I think he's seen it, huh?
01:14:18Hail Mary Llanes.
01:14:20Thank you, sir.
01:14:20Are you...
01:14:21You are the most twisted and miserable woman I have ever met in my 30 years of existence.
01:14:28Far above the first-year teacher at GB who hit me with the ring.
01:14:31Juanjo, this has been a family misunderstanding.
01:14:34How calculated you had everything.
01:14:36You entertained me by making out in the car while your mother was making a fortune on TV saying
01:14:39that my poor father was a premature ejaculator, right?
01:14:42No, no, no, no, no.
01:14:43I said it was over quickly.
01:14:46Hey, for many women that's a virtue in bed, huh?
01:14:49Our shares are down 2% and a 15% drop in sales is estimated for the campaign.
01:14:54spring-summer.
01:14:55No, but it wasn't a pretty collection, was it?
01:14:57I made the trend report that...
01:14:59Look, I had your check ready.
01:15:00One million euros.
01:15:04We don't need your money.
01:15:06We are proletarians.
01:15:07We live in misery but happy.
01:15:09Emilio, please be quiet.
01:15:11But that's just to liven things up a bit.
01:15:12My lawyers are preparing a defamation lawsuit.
01:15:15And they are very good.
01:15:16They are the ones who paralyzed the last chapters of Ana and the Seven.
01:15:18Here we also have lawyers and gays who are smarter and talk better.
01:15:23Belén, you hurt me.
01:15:25I thought there might be something between us.
01:15:28Juanjo, but look, I...
01:15:29Wait, I'm completely different.
01:15:32You try another chance, you deserve to be happy.
01:15:33I can't give you rapper tests.
01:15:36Daughter, if there were a little more communication between us,
01:15:40you need to talk to your mother more.
01:15:48Gays in my own house.
01:15:53They even got into my living room.
01:15:54It's a miracle they didn't force me.
01:15:57This neighborhood is terrible.
01:15:59If we could go ahead and sign the contract,
01:16:01I have to make dinner for my husband.
01:16:03Of course, as it should be.
01:16:08Come on, Mauri, leave it.
01:16:09Don't be vengeful.
01:16:09No, I'm not vengeful.
01:16:10I am resentful, which is much worse.
01:16:12First they take our apartment and then they kill my rabbit.
01:16:13What no, man?
01:16:14No?
01:16:14Yeah?
01:16:15Hello, good man.
01:16:16Listen, the two women who are going to rent you the apartment are lesbians.
01:16:19What are what?
01:16:20Lesbians.
01:16:21Deviated.
01:16:21That they get it on with each other.
01:16:23Oh ok.
01:16:23But that's okay.
01:16:24It's different between ladies.
01:16:26Who are you?
01:16:27Nobody, nobody.
01:16:27Good night.
01:16:28The faggots.
01:16:30Come down here, man.
01:16:31Get off here.
01:16:32Without the shotgun.
01:16:33Clear.
01:16:33Leave me alone, I'll kill him.
01:16:35I'm going to kill him.
01:16:41Juan.
01:16:42Juan, we made a terrible fool of ourselves in the talented youngsters' championship.
01:16:47And they haven't given a single one.
01:16:49Even Christ on the Crucifix was laughing at us.
01:16:52I'm sorry, Father.
01:16:53It's just that we were a little lacking in fine-tuning.
01:16:55The pressure has gotten to the boys.
01:16:56Juan, did you give them the math test questions?
01:17:01No, no, no.
01:17:02Incorrect.
01:17:03They just confessed to me that someone sold them the exam on your own computer.
01:17:10But the notes are already posted, right?
01:17:12Yes, they are already posted and you keep quiet.
01:17:13You see, I have set up a Wi-Fi connection at home.
01:17:16There has been some wireless freeloading in the community.
01:17:20There's a chance someone got in there and got me.
01:17:22Juan, Juan, you've disappointed me.
01:17:26And you already know what the experience is.
01:17:29No, no, please, not that.
01:17:31The choir no.
01:17:33Together as brothers, members of the church,
01:17:40we are walking to meet the Lord.
01:17:47The Virgin.
01:17:49Let's see, let's concentrate, mass is at six, okay?
01:17:51Let's get it in...
01:17:53To meet the Lord.
01:17:57To meet the Lord.
01:18:01Up, up, up.
01:18:03Together as brothers, members of the church.
01:18:10Hey, it's hard!
01:18:15Don't worry, there are no flower pots.
01:18:18What happened to the wifi?
01:18:19There is no more wifi, I have turned it off, forever.
01:18:22It's that we have put it there.
01:18:24Do you want the key?
01:18:25I don't want passwords, I don't want internet.
01:18:27I return to technological prehistory.
01:18:28If you change your mind, the password is Chinchón.
01:18:31So you can say later that we are not good people.
01:18:34Good hours.
01:18:38Oh, Juan, don't worry about the appointment, we're moving.
01:18:40We rented an apartment across the street, at number 20.
01:18:42Finally some good news.
01:18:44The bugs are gone in this, in our community.
01:18:46Well, I don't know.
01:18:56So are they going to mark it or just brush it?
01:18:59Wash and mark, and also cut nails.
01:19:01It's good here, you'll have it ready in an hour.
01:19:03Well, what is this?
01:19:04A theme park?
01:19:06Mr. Juan, you don't know what a business this is.
01:19:08We already have a box of 300 euros.
01:19:10And all in black.
01:19:11You live in corporate hypnopia.
01:19:13What do you think?
01:19:13Is there a market for this in this neighborhood?
01:19:16Hello.
01:19:17Hello, Juan.
01:19:18Careful, careful.
01:19:19Watch out, kids, you're going to throw me off.
01:19:21Luciano, bring them all to me at once, because I can't keep up.
01:19:24Hey, we're starting a yoga class tomorrow, if you want to sign them up.
01:19:27This is a disgrace.
01:19:29I am going to request an immediate appearance by the President.
01:19:32Yes, the president is fit to appear.
01:19:35But be careful, damn it, hold them.
01:19:37I steal, I steal, I steal, stay, stay.
01:19:39Let it go.
01:19:40Look, bites come with extras, right?
01:19:43But suck us in with the panquera.
01:19:45One moment.
01:19:46That's community water.
01:19:47This is a common area.
01:19:48There is no one living here.
01:19:54There is no one living here.
01:20:03There is no one living here.
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