Aquí no hay quien viva - 5x11 - Erase una lista de bodas - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Emilio y Belén necesitan dinero inmediatamente para pagar al abogado y reparten las invitaciones de boda entre los vecinos incluyendo una lista de bodas falsa con regalos carísimos. El problema es que los habitantes de Desengaño, 21 están sin dinero: los Cuesta tienen que pagar la reforma, Mauri y Fernando a Hacienda, Bea y Ana quieren ahorrar para buscarse un sitio donde vivir y las señoras solamente tienen su pensión. Mientras tanto, Vicenta sigue sin aparecer y los Cuesta ya están muy preocupados. Para colmo, Rafael se venga de ellos por haberle denunciado por la emisora pirata y los echa de su casa.

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00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives!

00:00:22Not here! Not here!

00:00:24Mamen, really, if we lose the dignity that we have left in life

00:00:30Iginio! I saw a Chinese man giving massages in the square and he doesn't stop.

00:00:34The business is on the street

00:00:36Hey, put on a happy face, people are coming.

00:00:38Damn, I feel like a gypsy goat.

00:00:40Come on!

00:00:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, how wonderful!

00:00:45What a hand God has given you, madam!

00:00:47You're much more relaxed now, aren't you, sir?

00:00:50A lot, a lot

00:00:51If it was a little less bloated it would be perfect.

00:00:54Do you see it? They don't even look.

00:00:56Oh, this is like fishing, you know?

00:00:59You have to be patient

00:01:00Good morning, colleague.

00:01:03But, Mariano, what are you doing?

00:01:05Well, earn a living.

00:01:06Let's see if I can go to Ibiza in August.

00:01:08To integrate into their metrosexual ecosystem

00:01:11But you are not a massage professional

00:01:13No, but I have chill out

00:01:16But what do you think that by putting on an idiot look

00:01:18Is anyone going to sit down?

00:01:19Hello, uh, excuse me.

00:01:22What exactly does Tibetan massage consist of?

00:01:26It can't be explained in words

00:01:27Transcends the senses

00:01:29Sit down

00:01:30Of course, if your marketing fails!

00:01:33One moment

00:01:34But are you really going to let yourself be fooled by this individual?

00:01:39A resentful moon

00:01:40Don't give a damn

00:01:41Relax

00:01:43Free your mind

00:01:44Look, I've had to for three days...

00:01:48First I'm going to relocate your energies

00:01:50Mystical massage does not require physical contact

00:01:54Look, here you have a blockage.

00:02:03Ah! That's going to be liposuction.

00:02:05That they did it to me very badly

00:02:07You can tell I'm working on it, right?

00:02:10Yes, yes

00:02:10Yes, yes it shows, yes

00:02:11I am balancing your energetic impurities

00:02:16Don't move, okay?

00:02:17No, no, no

00:02:18I once tried Thai massage.

00:02:25But I don't like that thing about them putting their feet on me.

00:02:28Oh!

00:02:29I find it a little disgusting.

00:02:30Yeah

00:02:31But hey, just try it.

00:02:32I like to try everything.

00:02:34Well, right now I'm making a collection of antique corkscrews.

00:02:38I already have four

00:02:39The Versailles, the Lever and the Barrel from the 17th century

00:02:43Which is the first prayer model, by the way, I know

00:02:46Well, the truth is that...

00:02:49Ma'am, that's not putting your mind blank.

00:02:52Oops, sorry, sorry.

00:02:53Dad, what are you doing?

00:02:56What have they taken from you as a figure among the monks in Olín?

00:02:58Son, don't get me tied up with this lady's slipper.

00:03:01Come on, come on, pull inside.

00:03:02He pulls inward that dementia overcomes him.

00:03:04Hey, hey, hey

00:03:05That is removing a blockage from me

00:03:06Madam, he is mentally ill.

00:03:08Go home before you get chronic damage to your brainstem.

00:03:11Yes, but it will be here tomorrow.

00:03:13No, we'll admit him tomorrow.

00:03:15Thank you very much, the massage is free.

00:03:17Invite to the house

00:03:18Strip

00:03:19Look, see, why...

00:03:21Why the day is not worth it

00:03:22Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:27Not here, not here

00:03:29Every day is like this

00:03:31I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:34I was just looking for some peace

00:03:36I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane

00:03:38Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:41Not here, not here

00:03:42No, no, no

00:03:43Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:03:45Not here, not here

00:03:47No no

00:03:47House collapses on me

00:03:49I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:03:51The neighbors visit me and listen

00:03:54I can't stand this place.

00:03:57Put in a cocktail shaker

00:04:00You in an earthquake and a volcano

00:04:04Yeah

00:04:05And you will have this ladder

00:04:09Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:13Not here, not here

00:04:14No no

00:04:15Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:17Not here, no, no

00:04:19Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:22Not here, not here

00:04:23No no

00:04:24Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:26Not here, not here

00:04:28Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:31Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:33Here, here, here there is no one who lives

00:04:36Damn, what an office.

00:04:43This guy is going to screw us like you wouldn't believe.

00:04:46Of course, and why do we pretend to get married?

00:04:48To get money for the lawyer we have for the trial.

00:04:50Well, first let's get to know him, see if we like him.

00:04:53What's up? Are you going to sleep with him too?

00:04:55Are you stupid?

00:04:56No, it's just that the last time I went with you to an office

00:04:58you ended up under the desk doing oral jobs.

00:05:01Emilio, please don't give me a hard time.

00:05:03Please, I'll...

00:05:05Hi guys.

00:05:06Hello.

00:05:08So, is insurance a scam?

00:05:11Hey...

00:05:12Yeah.

00:05:13Well, tell you a little bit.

00:05:14Well, nothing, I worked at Poseidón Seguros and this...

00:05:18That is, Emilio took out life insurance.

00:05:20and he decided to play dead so we could escape to a paradise island.

00:05:23and start having children again and...

00:05:27Well, all these things they sell you in movies that later don't...

00:05:30Sorry, but it was a very nice romantic plan.

00:05:32Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:05:33Yeah, come on, I was very happy sweating and making hamburgers at the love bar.

00:05:38Don't worry, this is won.

00:05:40Never one of my clients has been convicted of fraud.

00:05:42Never.

00:05:43Sorry.

00:05:44Tell me, Monica.

00:05:45Hey, this is pretty cool, isn't it?

00:05:46Yeah.

00:05:47Yes, yes, yes.

00:05:48A tandem jump.

00:05:49My wife is coming too.

00:05:51Thank you.

00:05:51We're going skydiving on Sunday.

00:05:56Nothing, just a little anniversary gift.

00:05:58And you can't jump after the trial?

00:06:01Sometimes you end up with the girl on your finger, huh?

00:06:02Like cans of prebrechos.

00:06:04It's nothing, man.

00:06:05Look, I'm also going to cross the English Channel in July on the ARA Delta.

00:06:09That, that's going to be beastly.

00:06:10Well, let's get to it.

00:06:14You need to advance me 3,000 euros to start processing your case.

00:06:173,000 euros?

00:06:18Each.

00:06:19But hey, what are you going to do?

00:06:20Bribe the judge directly?

00:06:22Well, the remaining 7,000,

00:06:23maybe you can pay them when the process is finished.

00:06:25Oh, and can we pay you next week?

00:06:29We're just waiting to get paid for a little job we're going to do now.

00:06:32Oh, you work together?

00:06:34And what do you do?

00:06:36Hey, we're variety artists.

00:06:39We have a comedy duo.

00:06:41Yes, like Pimpinela, but with less hairspray.

00:06:48The truth is, I find it incredible that the grandparents themselves left their newborn granddaughter with a stranger.

00:06:53Or worse, with an old lady known for being more out there than in here.

00:06:56Oh, my daughter.

00:06:58Where is my daughter?

00:06:59I already read it.

00:07:01Calm down, my love, calm down, we'll find her.

00:07:03Hey, this looks like one of those nap time phones.

00:07:06José Miguel, you study.

00:07:07What's up? Yes, Godfather, I'm worried.

00:07:10Isabel, put down the pipe, okay? That's not the solution.

00:07:12Yes, but that's the closest thing I've found.

00:07:15I will never, ever forgive you for this.

00:07:18Well, thank you very much for your understanding. I feel much calmer.

00:07:23Well, what does the police say?

00:07:25Or he's looking for her, what will Juan say?

00:07:27My God, I'm so hungry.

00:07:28Wait for me, this one won't get any upset even if she's upset.

00:07:33But I say one thing, Juan, that Vicenta is not Don Cruz's mission impossible.

00:07:38She's a retired woman with mental problems, so they'll eventually find her.

00:07:43Of course.

00:07:44We are going to trust the State's security forces.

00:07:47Juan, I want to tell you that you have my full support during these difficult times you are going through.

00:07:55Thank you, Rafael.

00:07:56Thank you.

00:07:58Oh, and you have to leave the apartment. I've rented it.

00:08:01What? You told us we could stay until the end of the month.

00:08:04Yes, there was complete trust, we didn't need to sign any papers.

00:08:08Of course, if I had signed a paper for you, how would I have done it now?

00:08:11Hey, if this is revenge for my complaint against the radio patio...

00:08:14No, no, for God's sake, Juan, no, for God's sake, it has nothing to do with it.

00:08:18Well, a little.

00:08:19But as soon as he leaves here, we are all friends, we are even.

00:08:22You see? That's what we get for accepting this guy's handouts, a capitalist and speculative rat.

00:08:26You shut up, you raggedy one.

00:08:29Listen, Rafael, Eginio hasn't finished the renovation yet.

00:08:33Yes, we have almost lost faith that he will finish it.

00:08:36Well, I've lost it completely.

00:08:38Well, listen, listen, I have the solution.

00:08:41In Brisas del Tomillar I have a corner duplex with a wonderful little garden where the girl can play.

00:08:51If it shows up, of course.

00:08:53No, no, thank you. We're very comfortable in the center.

00:08:55Come on, man, should I give you the washing machine?

00:08:57No, no, don't insist.

00:08:59Well, that's it, so you have to leave here?

00:09:01Yes, but you'll give us some leeway, right?

00:09:03But of course, woman, calm down.

00:09:06If the new ones don't come by lunchtime.

00:09:07Oh, Juan, how complicated everything gets, huh?

00:09:14We must have been very bad in the other life.

00:09:17The Borgias or something like that.

00:09:19Those are the ones with the plums, aren't they?

00:09:21Study, go on. What do you need?

00:09:23Ana, we have to make a radical change in our lives now.

00:09:27Belén is going to marry Emilio.

00:09:28And what do you think is going to happen?

00:09:29Well, they're going to last two months.

00:09:31No! They're coming to live here.

00:09:33Where is it? If they don't fit.

00:09:34Yes, but it's his house.

00:09:36And her husband.

00:09:36What do you think he's going to do?

00:09:37To you.

00:09:39I am untouchable.

00:09:40And it happens, hey, if I leave Belén will fall apart.

00:09:43Maria Jesus, if you burn 300 calories while eating 500,

00:09:46Operation Bikini is doomed to failure.

00:09:48Hey, I'll have to replenish my mineral salts.

00:09:51What do you want? To give me a blackout?

00:09:52Ana, everyone is getting married and everyone already has their apartment.

00:09:56And what about us? Nothing, we have nothing.

00:09:59Yes my love.

00:09:59Man, we have Ezequiel.

00:10:01Of course, and Ezequiel needs his room.

00:10:03How long will he be sleeping with us?

00:10:05Hey, even his first address.

00:10:07Maria Jesus.

00:10:08Look, honey, I'm going to put a 24-hour emergency service in the clinic, okay?

00:10:12And dog washing and whatever else is needed.

00:10:14We need money to get out of here.

00:10:16What you have to do is help me convince Belén not to get married?

00:10:20Ah, no, no, no, no, no.

00:10:21That's not our war.

00:10:22What do you mean no?

00:10:23Am I her friends?

00:10:24That's why?

00:10:25Inside we think, you're screwing up.

00:10:26And on the outside, well, we smile at her, we support her, we say congratulations.

00:10:30That's what real friends do.

00:10:32Nativity scene!

00:10:34Hey, how are you?

00:10:35Do you have a date yet?

00:10:36Yes, date yes, next week.

00:10:38I'm just missing the silly details.

00:10:39Well, the church, the banquet, the invitations...

00:10:42Hey, we have to choose the dress.

00:10:44It's just that I don't want to spend too much.

00:10:45I'm going to marry the one I have from when I was Pedro.

00:10:48Well, I only used it once.

00:10:50How are you going to get married in that dress? Your husband died in the bathtub?

00:10:53Also, you've gained weight and it doesn't fit you.

00:10:55Well, then, I'll find a rag.

00:10:57That's it, hippie wedding.

00:10:58Daughter, you know I don't like to interfere in your business.

00:11:01But my obligation as a mother is to tell you that you are about to make a mistake.

00:11:04one of the biggest mistakes of your life.

00:11:06Already.

00:11:07And look how big you've made them, huh?

00:11:09Mom, I'm very much in love with Emilio.

00:11:11And I'm going to marry him and I'm going to be very happy.

00:11:14Are you hearing her?

00:11:16It's like a politician talking about pensions.

00:11:18No one believes it!

00:11:19You guys think I'm wrong too, don't you?

00:11:25No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:11:26We support you.

00:11:28Yes, aunt, congratulations.

00:11:30Yes, yes, already, joking, already.

00:11:33Are you going to marry Emilio?

00:11:35Uh, yeah, I was going to tell you.

00:11:37But no, I didn't tell you.

00:11:38Who told you?

00:11:39Well, uh, another person.

00:11:42But, but it's okay, okay?

00:11:43I'm fine.

00:11:44Yes, yes, you look good.

00:11:46Come on, you took it right out of my mouth.

00:11:47I just want you to know that I don't think you played with my feelings,

00:11:51nor that you have been cruel.

00:11:53Honestly, I think you're a great girl,

00:11:55that you deserve the best.

00:11:57I don't know if this is it, but...

00:11:58If you are happy...

00:12:01Come on, I only have affection

00:12:03and good memories of what could have been

00:12:06and it wasn't.

00:12:09Nor will it be.

00:12:10Do you want a piece of empanada?

00:12:12It turned out really delicious, you know?

00:12:14No, thanks.

00:12:15It's just that I'm eating very little.

00:12:17Yes, you are thinner.

00:12:18You have a face.

00:12:20Yes, get a blood test done.

00:12:21In summer we eat less, right?

00:12:23It happens to all of us.

00:12:24Hey, the only thing is, I'm not going to go to the wedding, okay?

00:12:28It's just too early.

00:12:29But if you want, they can put it on in the afternoon.

00:12:31No, it's just that I haven't recovered from what happened to us yet.

00:12:36Okay, okay, I understand.

00:12:38Bye.

00:12:39Bye bye.

00:12:44That?

00:12:50Tell me.

00:12:51Hey, should we look at the wedding list or what's up?

00:12:53Let's see if we're up to what we're up to, damn it.

00:12:55Eugenio, my granddaughter's whereabouts are unknown.

00:12:59And Rafael evicts us from the third.

00:13:01We need the house now.

00:13:02Relief!

00:13:03Juan, I'm not a construction automaton.

00:13:05I practice creative masonry.

00:13:08The fact that?

00:13:09Eugenio, I beg you.

00:13:11I implore you for your loved ones.

00:13:12May you once and for all put an end to this suffering that is going to cost us all our health and mental stability.

00:13:16Juan, the work is going well.

00:13:18No, it's not going well.

00:13:19Don't act like Aznar.

00:13:21Yes, it is moving forward.

00:13:22There are stages where only professionals see it.

00:13:25If I am the first one who wants to finish to collect.

00:13:27Yes, but that doesn't happen.

00:13:28It doesn't happen.

00:13:29Oops.

00:13:30For God's sake.

00:13:31Well, look.

00:13:32I wonder one thing.

00:13:34Will we ever see the kitchen again as we knew it?

00:13:38Yes.

00:13:39If the pipes are already in place.

00:13:41It only remains to be seen what needs to be done about the soil problem.

00:13:43What soil problem?

00:13:44Because when chipping, logically, many tiles have broken.

00:13:48Well, you buy new tiles and replace them.

00:13:50I mean, that's crushingly logical.

00:13:52But I've been to a lot of stores and I can't find them the same.

00:13:55They are no longer made.

00:13:56There are no tiles.

00:13:57As you are nowhere.

00:13:59Yes, in the Escorial Monastery.

00:14:01But you're watching all the time.

00:14:03John, John.

00:14:03I would put parquet, like in the living room.

00:14:07No, no, come on.

00:14:07Well, parquet, like in the living room.

00:14:09I can't find it either.

00:14:11Everything has to change.

00:14:11No, no, no more Christs, eh?

00:14:13Don't lift me off the whole floor now.

00:14:14What I lack is not a Christ that I put on you.

00:14:17There is no need to lift anything.

00:14:18But then the doors don't close because they rub against... right?

00:14:22Of course, you have to sand them to loosen them.

00:14:24But that's nothing.

00:14:26That's the last thing.

00:14:28Tony, how much does a new floor cost?

00:14:29Oh, the house is going to beat you a lot, huh?

00:14:32Because now there are some amazing platforms.

00:14:34Look, they are put in the bathroom or they are put in the kitchen.

00:14:37Or they put...

00:14:38Hey?

00:14:40Let's see, it's about 80 square meters.

00:14:43At 54 meters, 4,000 euros.

00:14:464,000 euros more?

00:14:47Look, I'm a high school teacher.

00:14:50Isabel is a nurse.

00:14:50Yeah, honey, I'll pay for it.

00:14:53As long as this ends.

00:14:55Let's go get our things.

00:14:56Ah, I'll bring you the soil samples later.

00:14:58You choose and bring it assembled in two days.

00:15:00No, no, ingenuity.

00:15:02No dates.

00:15:03That is, without hurry.

00:15:04No, in a hurry.

00:15:05But without dates.

00:15:06Juan, how complicated, you do everything.

00:15:13Hello.

00:15:15I'm reading you the wedding list in case something happened to me.

00:15:18Refrigerator with LCD screen and internet, 900 euros.

00:15:23Hydromassage shower column with five adjustable jets, 1,100 euros.

00:15:2842-inch plasma TV with Dolby Showroom.

00:15:31And integrated digital terrestrial tuner, 2,500 euros.

00:15:35Emilio, all of that is very expensive.

00:15:37Sure, damn it, but that's what it's all about.

00:15:38Yes, but nobody is going to give us anything.

00:15:40You'll have to put cheaper things.

00:15:42Yes, there is some to hide.

00:15:43Look, this Simpsons toilet paper holder and brush kit is 59 euros.

00:15:50Key holder with a sign, God bless this home, 27 euros.

00:15:54This will definitely stay with Doña Concha.

00:15:56Emilio, this is not going to turn out well, this is not going to turn out well.

00:15:58And I don't know why I'm getting into these rivers again.

00:16:00That my mother is right, that I am stupid.

00:16:02But silly, silly.

00:16:04Belén, we've already said we're getting married, right?

00:16:07We're not going to back down now.

00:16:08Yes, but I don't love you.

00:16:10Neither do I, but they're going to put us in jail.

00:16:12What do you want to be?

00:16:13The sex toy of lesbians from 20 different countries?

00:16:16Well no.

00:16:17Because you're a piece of cake to a 100-kilo Romanian hunk.

00:16:19But people look at me like I'm crazy.

00:16:22Nobody understands what I'm doing marrying you.

00:16:24Oh, and don't tell anyone the truth about this, okay?

00:16:27This is a secret scam.

00:16:28Not even my father knows.

00:16:32Well, what do we do with all this stuff they're going to give us later?

00:16:34Should we sell it at a flea market?

00:16:36No.

00:16:37This is a fake wedding registry.

00:16:39People go to the store, pay for a gift

00:16:40and then they give us the money and we do whatever we want.

00:16:45Well, come on.

00:16:46Let's hand out the invitations.

00:16:47Of course, damn, positive mentality.

00:16:49Cheer up, you can do it.

00:16:50Well, do we have the church yet?

00:16:52No, I'm looking for her.

00:16:53Don't worry me, these are very bad times.

00:16:54No, don't bother me.

00:16:56Oh, and give Rafael a little earful.

00:16:58That since he is now your mother's boyfriend,

00:16:59Maybe he'll get involved and buy us an apartment in Torrevieja.

00:17:01Or one of those minivans that have a DVD player on the roof.

00:17:04No, I don't ask anyone for anything.

00:17:05I don't crawl.

00:17:06Well, don't worry, I do.

00:17:08I'll talk to him.

00:17:10Come on, let it go, go spirit.

00:17:11I apologize to you all, I really do.

00:17:14When I suddenly found myself on the ferry with the girl surrounded by legionnaires towards Ceuta,

00:17:20I asked myself, what are you doing?

00:17:23I don't know, what happened to me?

00:17:24Well, you've taken our granddaughter, Vicenta.

00:17:27That's roughly what happened.

00:17:29Crazy old woman!

00:17:30Oh, Natalita, let her be, at least let her explain.

00:17:33Natalia, you don't know how lucky you are.

00:17:36I've always had motherhood as a thorn in my side.

00:17:39Woman, if you have Valentine.

00:17:40Yes, but he is not my son.

00:17:43Well, you haven't had your tests done.

00:17:45Go away, Miguel!

00:17:46Look, don't come here acting like Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother, it won't work.

00:17:49You're going to jail, I've reported you.

00:17:51Wing, wing, wing.

00:17:52But if he's already sorry, why don't we forget everything?

00:17:56Leave her, nothing's wrong.

00:17:58When the pigeon genes come out, let them suffer.

00:18:02Nothing to be done.

00:18:05I hope that in time you can forgive me.

00:18:08It makes me a little sad, huh?

00:18:11Me too.

00:18:13Natalia, that woman is lonely.

00:18:15This girl is fine even if she's quiet and everything.

00:18:17I don't feel like it.

00:18:18He's going to pay for all the suffering he's caused me.

00:18:20If you're 72, daughter, you're not going to jail.

00:18:24Look at Pinochet.

00:18:26Mind-blowing, huh?

00:18:27Vicente just said it and he's already taking it.

00:18:29Yes, I think it's the hairspray that is used.

00:18:31That is sedative.

00:18:33Well, let's pack up everything, we have to get out of here.

00:18:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:40The Virgin.

00:18:41My God of my life.

00:18:42How much?

00:18:439,700 euros.

00:18:44And you?

00:18:458.250.

00:18:46Fuck!

00:18:47I don't see this thing about us all being the Treasury very clearly.

00:18:50Fernando, this is a disgrace, you know that, don't you?

00:18:52We are broke.

00:18:53We've ruined our honeymoon.

00:18:55If we get eaten by lions in Kenya, they're doing us a favor.

00:18:57Okay, Mario, don't worry, you can pay in two installments.

00:18:59As if you can pay in twelve, it's a rip-off.

00:19:01How envious I am of my mother, whose only retention is fluid retention.

00:19:04He thinks that if we pay a lot of taxes it's because we've earned money.

00:19:07Well, where is it?

00:19:07I don't have it.

00:19:08Because you are the classic urban gay consumer who consumes, consumes, spends, and spends.

00:19:12And then June comes and...

00:19:13This is surreal.

00:19:14I'm going to have to take out a loan to pay taxes.

00:19:17And then what do they do with our money?

00:19:18Well, pay our pensions, you unsupportive faggots.

00:19:20Yes, so they can spend it on bingo later.

00:19:23We deserve it.

00:19:24We have lived through four wars.

00:19:26What does it say?

00:19:27The Spanish one, the world one, and the two from the Gulf.

00:19:31Of course, you entered Baghdad with tanks.

00:19:33Mario, you're not arguing, you're just getting into their groove.

00:19:35And the final straw is that the tax agency advertises on TV as if it were Euro Disney.

00:19:39In other words, they spend my tax money on an ad telling me to pay my taxes.

00:19:44But that's what I'm doing.

00:19:45And what I hate the most is that the ad shows people smiling.

00:19:47That's what kills me.

00:19:48Have you ever seen someone smile while filing their tax return?

00:19:51Yes, when it comes out to return.

00:19:53Do you remember?

00:19:53Those times.

00:19:54Hey, if we don't pay, what happens?

00:19:56That we take to the Treasury.

00:19:57Yes, we tell Boyer.

00:20:00I think that one is no longer there.

00:20:01There have been changes.

00:20:02Oh yes, that's true.

00:20:04Let's go!

00:20:05Fernando, we have to cut back on stupid expenses.

00:20:07Then you delete yourself from the gym.

00:20:08But hide it a little, damn it, you look excited.

00:20:12Oh, how happy I am to be marrying the man of my life.

00:20:15That, but smiling.

00:20:16What is the hardest thing for you?

00:20:18Hello.

00:20:19It is a pleasure for us to invite you to our wedding, which will take place, God willing, next week.

00:20:25Thank you so much.

00:20:26The wedding list goes in the envelope.

00:20:28The store is open from 10am to 2pm and from 4pm to 8:30pm.

00:20:30Hey?

00:20:31And what about us?

00:20:32Hello.

00:20:33It is a pleasure for us to invite you to our wedding which will take place, God willing,

00:20:37next week.

00:20:39The wedding registry goes in the envelope and the store is open from 10 to 2 and from 4 to 8:30.

00:20:43Thank you.

00:20:46Let's see if you gays learn, you married in betrayal without telling anyone.

00:20:51We neighbors are like a big family.

00:20:54Yes, the Monster family.

00:21:04Hello.

00:21:04It is a pleasure for us to invite you to our wedding, which will take place, God willing, next week.

00:21:11The wedding really depresses me.

00:21:14Well, it is not mandatory to attend.

00:21:16You can give us a gift and that's it.

00:21:17The wedding registry goes in the envelope and the store is open from 10 to 2 and from 4 to 8:30.

00:21:22Man, if I have to give something away, you'll at least feed me.

00:21:25What's happening?

00:21:26That these are getting married.

00:21:30Forgive him.

00:21:32He has a hormonal bug.

00:21:34The poor man who...

00:21:35Well, let's get to where it costs them.

00:21:39We changed the sentence.

00:21:41I say this to make it more enjoyable.

00:21:42Mr. Juan, it is a pleasure to invite you to our wedding, which will take place, God willing, next week.

00:21:53The wedding list goes inside the envelope.

00:21:56The store is open from 10 to 2 and from 4 to 8.

00:21:58And a half.

00:21:59Thanks, guys.

00:22:00It will be an honor for our family to attend your wedding.

00:22:04Well, that's it, let's continue with the distribution.

00:22:06The plasma TV is a very nice gift, huh?

00:22:08No, but don't mislead us.

00:22:15Open.

00:22:16Let's see, what can we choose from?

00:22:18Yes, well, we are here now to give gifts.

00:22:21And this is even scarier with analysis.

00:22:24These are the things that piss me off.

00:22:26In other words, they invite you to a wedding and they don't give a damn about you and on top of that they tell you what you have to give as a gift.

00:22:31Plasma TV, DVD player with hard drive, latex mattress, fuck.

00:22:36This is not a wedding registry.

00:22:37This is Florentino Pérez's letter to Santa Claus.

00:22:39We'll do the same at your wedding, Dad.

00:22:41No, no, no.

00:22:42What the fuck?

00:22:43In my time, people gave you whatever they wanted.

00:22:46We put it together with 7 juicers, 3 yogurt makers and 2 irons.

00:22:50Well, you're not the president of the community.

00:22:52Why not use those reserved funds?

00:22:54Nothing, fuck the wedding.

00:22:55Nobody invited us.

00:22:58This should be treated like traffic fines.

00:23:00Throw it away without opening it.

00:23:02Now.

00:23:03Now stir well.

00:23:05So that he doesn't sing.

00:23:09Test passed.

00:23:11Well, mom loves weddings, huh?

00:23:12And I like Ferraris.

00:23:13And I put up with the vans.

00:23:15If I can, pretty, they'll show it on TV.

00:23:16What do you think?

00:23:17Mom won't find out you've been invited.

00:23:19Yes, but they will have already married.

00:23:21I'll get into trouble, but trouble comes for free.

00:23:24Besides, I don't know what I'm doing talking to you about this.

00:23:27Giving explanations here.

00:23:29Look, look, look.

00:23:29What a face.

00:23:32Please.

00:23:33Stay still, man!

00:23:34It's just that I've seen them several times and they always pass me by.

00:23:37Yes, I just came to see how you were.

00:23:38Rafael, a businessman like you can't go around with that kind of hair on your ear.

00:23:42Please.

00:23:44Look at him, he's there, ask him for the car.

00:23:46Ask him for the car.

00:23:46No.

00:23:47Hello.

00:23:48We bring you two invitations.

00:23:50Holy shit, that hurts!

00:23:51But now.

00:23:52Dear.

00:23:52There, there, there.

00:23:53Honey, look, there are only six left.

00:23:54Yes, in that ear, but the other one is missing.

00:23:56No, don't worry, we'll leave the nose stuff for another day.

00:23:59What do I say?

00:23:59That you are both invited to the wedding.

00:24:02Man, I can imagine, I'm your mother.

00:24:04Of course, and Don Rafael, my father-in-law, we're going to give him a bunch of grandchildren to inherit his empire.

00:24:09Emilio, leave him alone, they're here with their little love affairs, okay?

00:24:12Come on, let's go.

00:24:12Look, we didn't include the minivan so as not to scare the middle class,

00:24:16but it is a very original gift that you will never go wrong with.

00:24:19Well, we're leaving, okay?

00:24:21Girls, the wedding invitations.

00:24:23But, woman, we didn't need to be given it.

00:24:25Yes, yes, because the list with the gifts also goes inside, right?

00:24:29Ah, we had thought of giving you an envelope with money.

00:24:33No, man, no, that looks like rent.

00:24:35Look, what really excites us is a little gift from the list, right?

00:24:39Okay, yes?

00:24:40Okay, yes.

00:24:41Okay.

00:24:41Of course you can also make a combo, right?

00:24:44Plasma TV, plus refrigerator, plus hydromassage column.

00:24:48No, I...

00:24:48Damn, Maria Jesus.

00:24:50You have five left, you have five left.

00:24:52It's done.

00:24:52You are already done.

00:24:53What the fuck, didn't they give him two cheap gifts?

00:24:55No, you don't have to catch her on the key ring no matter what.

00:24:57Yeah.

00:24:59Well, the important thing is to be the first to choose the gift so you have more options.

00:25:03And my question is, will I have to buy this Simpsons toiletry kit in its entirety or will they sell the toilet brush separately?

00:25:10Let's see, how are we going to give Emilio a toilet brush for his wedding?

00:25:14Ah, but it's 800 euros that jump from here.

00:25:17I think it's better to look bad and have something left to eat.

00:25:22Hello.

00:25:23How are you?

00:25:27What, out for a walk?

00:25:29Yes, it's a great day for a walk with the child.

00:25:34But there is no child?

00:25:35Ah, no.

00:25:37First we go to the park to see how the dangerous dogs are doing and if that's the case, then we'll come back for him.

00:25:43We always do it.

00:25:45That's the wedding list, isn't it?

00:25:46Yes, they just gave it to us, but we have looked at it.

00:25:51You guys have it too, don't you?

00:25:52No.

00:25:52Yeah.

00:25:54Ah, yes.

00:25:54Yes, maybe if there are a lot of dangerous dogs, we'll stop by the store and buy the gift.

00:26:01Well, we could almost do the same thing and get it over with.

00:26:08Yes, okay.

00:26:09Then you get so angry when there are fewer gifts to choose from.

00:26:13Oh, there's still a lot left.

00:26:14A lot.

00:26:23Awesome, come on, let's get a taxi in the square.

00:26:25Ladies, this is foul play.

00:26:27Wait a minute, not even God can get out of here.

00:26:29We all have the right to buy the cheapest gifts.

00:26:32You are gay and all gays have money.

00:26:35Yes of course.

00:26:36We are pensioners, man.

00:26:38And who pays their pension?

00:26:39Me, with my taxes.

00:26:40Ah, tell that to Zapatero.

00:26:42Come on, please, let's not let a wedding registry undermine the coexistence of our community.

00:26:46You stepped on my hand.

00:26:48Sure, if you catch me.

00:26:49Look, we have to come to an agreement and share the gifts in the best possible way.

00:26:53Or talk to the couple and tell them that we love them very much, but there is no money.

00:26:56Please, Mauri, you have to behave well with them.

00:26:58Emilio is a man who has given us 10 years of his life in exchange for a miserable salary.

00:27:03The one you put on it?

00:27:04Sausage!

00:27:05What if we go to discuss somewhere else?

00:27:06What is Emilio going to listen to us?

00:27:07Yes, please, because this is unfortunate.

00:27:08Let's go talk to the president.

00:27:10Clandestine meeting of wedding guests.

00:27:12Fuck!

00:27:12Come on.

00:27:17But what happened?

00:27:18What have they done with the cubes?

00:27:19Hey?

00:27:20We have nothing.

00:27:21Homeless people collecting cardboard.

00:27:23Sure, you get in with your boyfriend and we get into the whole portal.

00:27:27You're putting your job on the line and you're getting married.

00:27:30Immature!

00:27:30Eh, maximum four people.

00:27:32Hello, Vicenta.

00:27:37I bring you the little gift.

00:27:38What's that?

00:27:40Ah, well, a gift that one person gives to another.

00:27:42As a sign of affection or love.

00:27:44No no.

00:27:44I mean this bug with the crest.

00:27:46Ah, I call you Angeles.

00:27:47It's a cockatoo that I brought you from the bird recovery center.

00:27:51Why should I keep you company?

00:27:53You can teach her to talk, huh?

00:27:54What do you say?

00:27:55Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:27:56It's like a baby.

00:27:57You teach him the words and the little animal repeats them.

00:28:00You can teach him to say...

00:28:01Bingo!

00:28:02Line!

00:28:03Whatever you want.

00:28:03Oh, come on, please.

00:28:05I don't know what to say.

00:28:07Ah, man, enjoy it.

00:28:10Ah, eh, just don't put it near a wall.

00:28:12because he likes to pick at the plaster and eat it.

00:28:14Okay?

00:28:15Bye.

00:28:18Hello.

00:28:20I'm Vicenta.

00:28:22Mother.

00:28:23Say mom.

00:28:24Mother.

00:28:26Mother.

00:28:26Oh, what nails, my God.

00:28:28I'm going to get the file.

00:28:31There's one thing I don't understand.

00:28:33You have next week

00:28:34and you haven't even organized your honeymoon yet.

00:28:37Dad, we're going on an adventure.

00:28:38We're going to rent a trailer and travel around Europe.

00:28:41Okay?

00:28:41Ah, well then I'll go with you.

00:28:43because you will need an interpreter.

00:28:45But what language do you know, you wretch?

00:28:47Sorry, but with classical Greek

00:28:49it goes anywhere.

00:28:51Where are you going, my love?

00:28:51Hey, let's go for a walk, darling.

00:28:55Ah, well be careful, eh,

00:28:56that we already have the wedding just around the corner.

00:28:58That's why I'm going to shave.

00:28:59for the honeymoon on the beach.

00:29:06But you weren't going to travel around Europe in a trailer.

00:29:09Dad, there are beaches in the rest of Europe too.

00:29:11So why does everyone come here?

00:29:16Are you listening to me?

00:29:18Hello.

00:29:19Belén, I'm trying to get over what happened to us.

00:29:21And if I see you every day, well, there's no way...

00:29:23You see?

00:29:29If you don't do your part.

00:29:31Paco, I love you.

00:29:32Oh, holy shit.

00:29:34So you're not marrying Emilio anymore.

00:29:35Yes, I'm getting married.

00:29:36But there is no love.

00:29:38It's about money.

00:29:39So you've got the wrong guy, huh?

00:29:40No, not Emilio's,

00:29:41the one with the wedding gifts.

00:29:43Everything is thought out.

00:29:44At the altar we're going to have a really bad fight,

00:29:47in soap opera style,

00:29:48and we're going to go our separate ways

00:29:50without getting married,

00:29:51but with the money from the gifts

00:29:52what we need

00:29:53to pay the insurance fraud lawsuit.

00:29:57This is a secret.

00:29:58For God's sake, don't tell anyone.

00:30:00I mean, I'm freaking out.

00:30:02It's a setup to deceive the neighbors.

00:30:04Oh, I know, it's pathetic,

00:30:05but we couldn't think of anything better.

00:30:07So what do you and I do?

00:30:09Well, pretend for a week.

00:30:12How do you see it?

00:30:14Fatal.

00:30:20Mrs. Delgado,

00:30:21Are you sticking your tongue in?

00:30:22where they don't call her?

00:30:24I'm sorry, but I love Paco.

00:30:26I don't want to lose him.

00:30:27Come on, I forgive you.

00:30:28Let's go, someone's going to see you.

00:30:30Emilio, but don't you realize?

00:30:31that this paper is not going to work?

00:30:32But what have you done?

00:30:33And tell him the plan?

00:30:34Let's see what he was going to do.

00:30:35Belén, you are putting yourself in danger

00:30:36our mission.

00:30:37That he's not going to tell anyone.

00:30:38I bet you don't!

00:30:40Hey, do you have a script?

00:30:41for the altar fight?

00:30:42I'll write you one.

00:30:42There is no need to be vague.

00:30:43We're doing very well.

00:30:44Come on, damn it.

00:30:45Goodbye, my love.

00:30:46Bye bye.

00:30:46Goodbye, my love.

00:30:50Belén, if you're not going to be able to

00:30:52to control your uterine fury

00:30:53a week,

00:30:54this is going to shit.

00:30:55That I do control.

00:30:56Leave me alone.

00:30:58You are right,

00:30:59José María,

00:30:59She is a love junkie.

00:31:00Come on, hurry up,

00:31:07that as soon as I get there, mamen

00:31:08and see that he doesn't look barefoot,

00:31:10we messed up.

00:31:11Let's see.

00:31:11First and only point of the day.

00:31:14Distribution of wedding gifts

00:31:15from the Delgado López link.

00:31:18This is,

00:31:19goalie

00:31:20and owner

00:31:21from the third B.

00:31:22In urn A

00:31:24I have the names

00:31:25of the attendees

00:31:26and in urn B

00:31:27the gifts

00:31:28in a raffle plan

00:31:30of the Champions League.

00:31:31Of innocent evil

00:31:32my brother-in-law will do

00:31:32that was there

00:31:33going around

00:31:34without doing anything,

00:31:35as usual.

00:31:36If you call me again

00:31:37my brother-in-law,

00:31:37leave.

00:31:38Rachel, Rachel.

00:31:40Raffle one wedding gift

00:31:41it's the most tacky thing

00:31:42that I have ever seen in my life.

00:31:43Dear,

00:31:43This is where class is lacking.

00:31:45Yeah,

00:31:45you have kept it

00:31:46all of you.

00:31:47Can we start?

00:31:48with the draw,

00:31:49please?

00:31:49Come on, pretty girl,

00:31:50the gift.

00:31:53Plasma screen.

00:31:54Host,

00:31:55It is that it has come out soon

00:31:56the fat one.

00:31:56But smile a little,

00:31:58than those of the telecoupon

00:31:58They always smile.

00:32:00Come on,

00:32:00please,

00:32:00Let's not delay this any longer,

00:32:01take out the paper now.

00:32:02Concha and Marisa.

00:32:04Fuck,

00:32:05I knew it.

00:32:06Hey,

00:32:07that we are pensioners.

00:32:08They get a TV

00:32:09and on top of that they complain,

00:32:10It's just that really...

00:32:11But they can pay for it

00:32:12in three months

00:32:12interest-free.

00:32:13Well,

00:32:13and at his age,

00:32:14they still save

00:32:14the last two deadlines.

00:32:16Let's see,

00:32:17let's continue,

00:32:18that there is much luck left

00:32:19to be shared.

00:32:21Hydromassage column.

00:32:23One thousand one hundred euros.

00:32:24Oh,

00:32:24My God,

00:32:25I should have brought it

00:32:26the pipe.

00:32:27Fernando and Mauro.

00:32:29Take it by mouth.

00:32:31We look like those gentlemen

00:32:32of the eleven,

00:32:32the ones you put on them

00:32:33the ball in front.

00:32:35Hang keys,

00:32:36model,

00:32:36God bless this home.

00:32:38Is that it?

00:32:39Yeah,

00:32:39please,

00:32:40please.

00:32:42Rafael and Maria Jesus.

00:32:44Come on,

00:32:45man,

00:32:45that's rigged.

00:32:46You have bribed

00:32:47to the transvestite,

00:32:48Are you going to pay him?

00:32:48the operation?

00:32:49Or something?

00:32:51I'm sorry,

00:32:51but we

00:32:52we are not going to the wedding,

00:32:53right now

00:32:53we can't spend

00:32:54that money.

00:32:54Well, we

00:32:55we're not going either

00:32:56to buy

00:32:56that plasma.

00:32:58If we weren't going to be able to.

00:32:59Jesus,

00:32:59is that your daughter

00:33:00and Emilia

00:33:00they have put here

00:33:00some very expensive things.

00:33:01Natural.

00:33:02Why do you get married?

00:33:02people?

00:33:03To raise funds,

00:33:04No?

00:33:04Of course,

00:33:05a wedding

00:33:05It's like a charity gala,

00:33:07only that it does not present it

00:33:07Paula Vaz.

00:33:09Well,

00:33:09if no one is going to buy

00:33:10what touches him,

00:33:11what the fuck

00:33:12what are we doing here?

00:33:13The session is adjourned.

00:33:15Well, come on,

00:33:15see you later.

00:33:16A round of applause

00:33:17for Raquel,

00:33:18please.

00:33:18No,

00:33:19No,

00:33:19the draw

00:33:20It has already begun,

00:33:20cannot be cancelled.

00:33:21It is an irregularity.

00:33:22Look who it was

00:33:23to talk about irregularities.

00:33:24But there must be something

00:33:25what to give them

00:33:25to Belén and Emilio,

00:33:26No?

00:33:26Poor things.

00:33:27You girls be quiet,

00:33:28that you are rented.

00:33:30But ladies,

00:33:30they will not think

00:33:31appear at the wedding

00:33:32of my daughter

00:33:32without a gift,

00:33:33No?

00:33:33Man,

00:33:33that is done a lot.

00:33:34It occurs to me

00:33:35an idea.

00:33:36Why don't they

00:33:37do we give away the goal?

00:33:43How about the goal?

00:33:44That belongs

00:33:45to the community,

00:33:45No?

00:33:45Well, you give it to him.

00:33:46between everyone and that's it.

00:33:47But a goalkeeper

00:33:48owner,

00:33:49but what an aberration

00:33:51that's it.

00:33:52It seems to me

00:33:52a good idea.

00:33:53Well guys,

00:33:54it will have made you react

00:33:55the vaccine

00:33:55from the safari.

00:33:56Let's see,

00:33:56it's a great gift

00:33:57and it wouldn't cost us

00:33:58not a penny.

00:33:58Let's see,

00:33:59Emilio would be

00:34:00one more owner.

00:34:01We would all pay

00:34:01less community,

00:34:02No?

00:34:02Yeah,

00:34:03then yes.

00:34:04You don't explain

00:34:05things.

00:34:06You see?

00:34:07It's good that the rented ones

00:34:08come to the meetings.

00:34:10They bring fresh ideas.

00:34:11Juan,

00:34:12the voice of the expert.

00:34:13Can you give them as a gift?

00:34:14the goal

00:34:15to the bride and groom?

00:34:16Man,

00:34:16habitable is

00:34:17and with the vote

00:34:18unanimously favorable

00:34:19of the neighbors

00:34:19can be segregated

00:34:20and sell.

00:34:21Or in this case,

00:34:21give a present.

00:34:22You would take off

00:34:23a brown one on top

00:34:24things as they are.

00:34:25Well, that's it,

00:34:26votes in favor.

00:34:29Ah,

00:34:29Well, now we have a gift.

00:34:31Long live the bride and groom!

00:34:32and the session is adjourned.

00:34:34What an illusion.

00:34:35They're going to freak out.

00:34:35Let no one sell

00:34:36the exclusive,

00:34:37Hey?

00:34:37We tell you

00:34:37all together.

00:34:38Yeah,

00:34:39Yeah,

00:34:39Yeah.

00:34:39Well, let's go.

00:34:41Fatima,

00:34:43We are Emilio and Belén,

00:34:45those on the wedding list.

00:34:47How are you?

00:34:47Has it happened?

00:34:48already many people

00:34:48through the store

00:34:49to buy some things?

00:34:50What have they bought?

00:34:50Ask him,

00:34:51ask him.

00:34:52Nothing?

00:34:54Not even the brush

00:34:54from the Simpsons?

00:34:56My goodness.

00:34:59Already.

00:35:00Yeah,

00:35:00please,

00:35:01call me,

00:35:01Hey?

00:35:03What happened?

00:35:04That these children

00:35:05of a whore

00:35:05have not yet purchased

00:35:06nothing.

00:35:06Well,

00:35:06wait,

00:35:07maybe it's soon.

00:35:08The Spanish

00:35:09we left everything

00:35:09for the last minute.

00:35:10He must have seen you.

00:35:11someone with Paquito

00:35:12and the word has spread,

00:35:13that you are unconscious.

00:35:15No,

00:35:15that is impossible.

00:35:16Emilio?

00:35:17Yeah.

00:35:19Ah,

00:35:19excellent,

00:35:20if you are both there.

00:35:21Yeah,

00:35:22we are here thinking

00:35:23on how to place

00:35:24to the people

00:35:25at the banquet

00:35:26and it's like doing

00:35:27a sudoku,

00:35:28Hey?

00:35:28Can you go out?

00:35:28just a moment,

00:35:29please?

00:35:30We have a surprise

00:35:30for you.

00:35:31What are they going to sing to us?

00:35:39a Christmas carol?

00:35:41As a spokesperson

00:35:41of this our community

00:35:42It fills me with pride

00:35:43and satisfaction

00:35:44to deliver you

00:35:45of your gift

00:35:45wedding.

00:35:47The minivan.

00:35:48No,

00:35:48where are you going?

00:35:49Yes it is much better.

00:35:50You won't even believe it.

00:35:52In Extraordinary Meeting

00:35:53we have decided

00:35:54unanimously

00:35:55give yourselves...

00:35:55Wait,

00:35:56No,

00:35:56all at once.

00:35:58A.

00:35:59Please,

00:35:59which is very pathetic.

00:36:00Yeah,

00:36:01but since we are here.

00:36:02A,

00:36:03two,

00:36:04and three.

00:36:05The goal!

00:36:08How about the goal?

00:36:09Yes,

00:36:10that they put it in your name

00:36:11so that we form

00:36:11a family

00:36:12the three

00:36:13and whatever comes.

00:36:14I'm going to be a landlord.

00:36:16Yeah,

00:36:16male,

00:36:16you're going to be

00:36:16one of our own.

00:36:17If you want to make a reform,

00:36:19I as soon as I finish

00:36:20at Juan's house

00:36:21I'm free.

00:36:22Yeah,

00:36:22works very well.

00:36:23We are very happy.

00:36:25But,

00:36:25why did you bother?

00:36:26If we have given you a list

00:36:27with a lot of things

00:36:29that made us very excited.

00:36:30But Bethlehem,

00:36:30This is much better

00:36:31that already has an apartment in the center.

00:36:32But we already have mine

00:36:34which is much bigger

00:36:35and bright.

00:36:36Yeah,

00:36:36but if I stop paying you

00:36:37I the mortgage,

00:36:38they seize it from you.

00:36:38Besides,

00:36:39the same in the goal

00:36:40you have more privacy.

00:36:42Of course.

00:36:42I'm going up with you

00:36:44and I leave you my creams

00:36:45metrosexuals.

00:36:46Here is a letter

00:36:47of commitment

00:36:48signed by all the neighbors

00:36:49while we sort out the paperwork.

00:36:51And in a couple of months

00:36:51you will have the final deed.

00:36:53Yeah,

00:36:53but that the community

00:36:54start paying for it now.

00:36:58The thing is

00:36:59I don't know what to say, the truth.

00:37:01I have no words.

00:37:03I have no words.

00:37:07Emilio,

00:37:08What good is it to us?

00:37:09the goal?

00:37:09Don't you realize?

00:37:10that we are the same as before?

00:37:11No,

00:37:11worse.

00:37:12You now on top

00:37:13you have to pay community fees.

00:37:14Nativity scene,

00:37:14but it is a low interior

00:37:16of 30 square meters.

00:37:17It's the dream

00:37:17of any young couple.

00:37:18But if it is that

00:37:19we can't sell it

00:37:19until later I don't know

00:37:20how many months.

00:37:22But if it is that

00:37:22I don't want to sell it,

00:37:23It's my wedding gift.

00:37:24But if you've gone crazy

00:37:25that we need the pasta

00:37:26to pay the lawyer

00:37:27that we are going to jail.

00:37:29Yeah,

00:37:29but being an owner

00:37:30the future is seen

00:37:31otherwise.

00:37:32And on top of that they put it on

00:37:33in your name

00:37:33if it's balls.

00:37:34Which are marital assets,

00:37:36pallette.

00:37:37But what marital property?

00:37:38if we are not going to get married.

00:37:39Well,

00:37:40but they don't know it.

00:37:41Nativity scene,

00:37:41don't you realize

00:37:42of the important thing

00:37:43What is this to me?

00:37:44I have never had

00:37:45nothing in my life.

00:37:46The only thing I've had

00:37:46The DNI is in my name

00:37:48and I don't even know where it is.

00:37:49Well,

00:37:50let's see,

00:37:50Mr. owner,

00:37:51Do you want to tell me?

00:37:52where do we get the money from?

00:37:53Ask only Don Rafael

00:37:55before I leave your mother.

00:37:56If I'm telling you.

00:37:59Fuck,

00:38:00if it is that all life

00:38:00crawling.

00:38:02Nativity scene,

00:38:03a little bit of humility,

00:38:04Hey?

00:38:04That with pride

00:38:05it's not going anywhere.

00:38:10my house.

00:38:22My God,

00:38:23we have returned to hell.

00:38:25Natalia.

00:38:26Can't,

00:38:27that I'm arriving.

00:38:29But I,

00:38:29male,

00:38:29you can't do

00:38:30let him be quiet for a while.

00:38:31Do you want to try it?

00:38:32ready,

00:38:32that you are very clever.

00:38:33No,

00:38:33don't let it be

00:38:34that he gets it

00:38:35and I screw up.

00:38:35Look,

00:38:36the problem

00:38:37is that the ground

00:38:37that you have chosen

00:38:38Is it sold out.

00:38:39Until the week

00:38:39coming

00:38:40does not arrive.

00:38:41That later

00:38:41the same

00:38:42It's 15 days.

00:38:43The factory

00:38:44atmosphere a lot.

00:38:45Look,

00:38:45Juan,

00:38:46it's over

00:38:47the weather.

00:38:48Need

00:38:48already

00:38:49the kitchen.

00:38:50Well,

00:38:50come on,

00:38:50put another floor.

00:38:51I need the apartment

00:38:52finished tomorrow.

00:38:53Look,

00:38:54any,

00:38:55who are you going to give?

00:38:55Any of the catalog

00:38:56Yes, they are all very pretty.

00:38:58The important thing is to have

00:38:58a floor.

00:39:00Where to step?

00:39:01Man,

00:39:01we have soil.

00:39:03What happens

00:39:04It's made of cement

00:39:05that to walk barefoot

00:39:06it pricks us a little.

00:39:08Juan,

00:39:08Can you come down for a moment?

00:39:09It's that I have a goatee

00:39:10in the kitchen.

00:39:11And what do I have?

00:39:11what does it have to do with that?

00:39:12I think quite a lot.

00:39:13Dad,

00:39:14that takes a while

00:39:15the girl.

00:39:16Oh,

00:39:16come on.

00:39:20Well,

00:39:20look,

00:39:21I have already emptied two buckets.

00:39:22This is coming

00:39:23from your house.

00:39:23Costs,

00:39:24Have you not become

00:39:25the kitchen in a spa?

00:39:27Unconscious,

00:39:27that there is a drought.

00:39:29No no,

00:39:29forgive me,

00:39:29I don't.

00:39:30It has been ingenuity

00:39:30and his natural talent

00:39:32to lay pipes.

00:39:33No no,

00:39:33careful.

00:39:34This will have been

00:39:34a game

00:39:35of defective joints.

00:39:37Well,

00:39:39and what do we do now?

00:39:40Is there any solution?

00:39:41apart from cutting us

00:39:43the veins?

00:39:44Don't worry,

00:39:44peak a little higher,

00:39:46I change the gaskets

00:39:46and then I come

00:39:47and arrangement

00:39:48to the ladies

00:39:49the roof.

00:39:50Estimated time?

00:39:51Two hours,

00:39:52exaggerating,

00:39:53I mean,

00:39:54eight.

00:39:54Come on,

00:39:54Juan,

00:39:55that we are not

00:39:55to joke.

00:39:56Well,

00:39:56Well, tomorrow

00:39:56first thing in the morning

00:39:57you fix this for us,

00:39:58Hey?

00:39:58That I want

00:39:59put Angeles

00:39:59near the patio

00:40:00so that he learns to speak,

00:40:01because he doesn't talk much,

00:40:03but of course,

00:40:03if water falls from the ceiling

00:40:04I'm going to get a cold

00:40:05and it's worse.

00:40:08It's been amazing,

00:40:10really.

00:40:11A queue in the square

00:40:12there to get massages.

00:40:14Clear,

00:40:14because with the works

00:40:15that are everywhere,

00:40:17people are

00:40:18as tense.

00:40:19And how much have you taken out,

00:40:20mother?

00:40:20Don't answer him,

00:40:21who is doing the math.

00:40:22Hey,

00:40:22that this is a topic

00:40:23of family interest.

00:40:24How much?

00:40:25Well,

00:40:25And how are things here?

00:40:26Oh,

00:40:26Have you received

00:40:27the wedding invitation

00:40:28of Emilio and Belén?

00:40:29No,

00:40:30No,

00:40:30I believe

00:40:31that they are not going to invite us.

00:40:32But how come not?

00:40:33If you are the president.

00:40:34Look what it seems to me

00:40:35that people don't like us.

00:40:37You, of course.

00:40:38Dad,

00:40:39tell him,

00:40:39the lies

00:40:40They are the cancer of the family.

00:40:41No,

00:40:42family cancer

00:40:42They are the big-mouthed children

00:40:43unemployed

00:40:44and they return home

00:40:45at 33 years old.

00:40:47But what's going on?

00:40:47That they have been invited,

00:40:49but dad threw

00:40:49the invitation to the trash.

00:40:50That?

00:40:51And he has stirred it like this,

00:40:52so you don't see it.

00:40:53I just don't understand

00:40:54where do you get it from

00:40:54so much resentment

00:40:55towards my person.

00:40:56Oh,

00:40:57No,

00:40:57is that this is not,

00:40:58but darling,

00:40:59but this hurts me.

00:41:01You know

00:41:01what I like

00:41:02weddings.

00:41:02Yeah,

00:41:03to you yes,

00:41:03Mamen,

00:41:04but I drag

00:41:04a trauma

00:41:05from ours.

00:41:06Well,

00:41:06we all carry that with us.

00:41:08Look,

00:41:08Eugenio,

00:41:08this is over,

00:41:09Hey?

00:41:09From now on

00:41:10I'm going to put you

00:41:11a husband's card

00:41:12by points,

00:41:13Hey?

00:41:13Yeah,

00:41:13like driving.

00:41:15You see,

00:41:15you have 12 points

00:41:17that surely

00:41:18you will end up losing.

00:41:19Look,

00:41:19for what he did to you today

00:41:20you can take it away

00:41:21colon

00:41:22quietly,

00:41:22mother.

00:41:23What if I lose them all?

00:41:24what's happening?

00:41:24Are we getting divorced?

00:41:25No,

00:41:26we changed the kitchen

00:41:27and you recover

00:41:28your 12 points.

00:41:29Already,

00:41:29What if I don't go to the wedding?

00:41:31That's for me

00:41:31the license is withdrawn

00:41:32directly.

00:41:33I sometimes wonder

00:41:34why I keep putting up with this.

00:41:36Because you love us.

00:41:38Oh,

00:41:38dad,

00:41:38bring me a yogurt.

00:41:40No,

00:41:40I don't care

00:41:40of whatever.

00:41:41I'm,

00:41:42I've been here for a day.

00:41:44Nativity scene,

00:41:44congratulations.

00:41:45This is delicious.

00:41:46I don't know what I'm eating,

00:41:47but it is delicious.

00:41:49Mac and crab sushi,

00:41:50cucumber and avocado,

00:41:52salmon nigri

00:41:53with soy sauce,

00:41:54wasabi

00:41:55and sweet ginger.

00:41:56Well,

00:41:56but he has ordered it

00:41:57in that store

00:41:57of the delicates,

00:41:58don't believe it

00:41:59that she has done it,

00:42:00Hey?

00:42:00No,

00:42:01mother,

00:42:01Who said

00:42:02that I did it?

00:42:02That you have kept quiet,

00:42:03which is the same thing.

00:42:04I'm going to take

00:42:05a little more

00:42:06from Guasajari of this.

00:42:10Daughter,

00:42:10you're going to say now

00:42:11what you want

00:42:11or we wait for dessert.

00:42:13No,

00:42:14I'm going to say it now

00:42:15if we have dinner quietly.

00:42:19We need money.

00:42:20Look how I know her,

00:42:21Hey?

00:42:21It has come to us

00:42:22the summons to trial

00:42:23for fraud

00:42:24and we need a good lawyer.

00:42:26Yeah,

00:42:26we are a little bit

00:42:27worried

00:42:27with the issue of prison.

00:42:29Just now

00:42:30that we are going to form

00:42:30a family.

00:42:31It has already been removed

00:42:32the IUD and everything.

00:42:33But how much do you need?

00:42:34Man,

00:42:34I think with 12,000 euros

00:42:36each

00:42:37So let's get by.

00:42:38Fuck,

00:42:38But who are you going to hire?

00:42:39To Ali McWill?

00:42:40No,

00:42:41No, daughter,

00:42:41No,

00:42:42No,

00:42:42that you were taking advantage

00:42:43Rafael's

00:42:43because he's my boyfriend.

00:42:44No.

00:42:44Man,

00:42:45if we do not support each other

00:42:46among the family...

00:42:47Nativity scene,

00:42:47that you mature once and for all

00:42:48that you are 32 years old.

00:42:5032 already?

00:42:51I'm fed up

00:42:52to get you out of all the trouble

00:42:53what you get into.

00:42:54Look,

00:42:54not a penny more

00:42:55you're going to get me out

00:42:56not even me

00:42:56nor to Rafael.

00:42:57That's enough,

00:42:58Let's see if you learn this way

00:42:59to find your life

00:43:00at once.

00:43:01Mother,

00:43:01can I go to jail?

00:43:03Well,

00:43:03look,

00:43:03Yes, I always told him

00:43:04to your father

00:43:04that would be good

00:43:05put you in a boarding school

00:43:06and he didn't pay attention to me.

00:43:08Very good,

00:43:09I don't need you.

00:43:11Emilio,

00:43:11come on.

00:43:13Come on.

00:43:17And since I don't need you,

00:43:18you're already leaving

00:43:19of this house.

00:43:20No way,

00:43:20I am paying

00:43:21the mortgage,

00:43:22I'm not moving from here.

00:43:22We'll see.

00:43:27If you have any left over

00:43:28a little bit of guaky-maky

00:43:29they put it on me

00:43:29in a Tupperware

00:43:30for my father.

00:43:31Emilio.

00:43:32Maria Jesus,

00:43:33She's your daughter,

00:43:33Do you not care?

00:43:33that he goes to jail?

00:43:34No,

00:43:35How could I care?

00:43:36What I want

00:43:36is that he gets scared

00:43:37and don't get married.

00:43:39Don't worry,

00:43:40you'll pay his lawyer.

00:43:41Already,

00:43:42so I have

00:43:42that I pay for it.

00:43:43Man,

00:43:44And what is family for?

00:43:46It's just mind-blowing,

00:43:47it's mind-blowing.

00:43:48I welcome her into my home

00:43:49after separating,

00:43:50I put up with it

00:43:50during all this time

00:43:51and now is when

00:43:52I need it more

00:43:53instead of supporting me

00:43:54he's screwing me.

00:43:55It's that our parents

00:43:55are at an age

00:43:56very bad.

00:43:57Until they have grandchildren

00:43:58it is not very well known

00:43:59what they are for.

00:43:59Well,

00:44:00Well, nothing,

00:44:00the wedding will have to be called off

00:44:01because what for.

00:44:02Don't fuck with me,

00:44:03what are they going to put

00:44:03the goal in my name.

00:44:04And what do I get out of that?

00:44:06No,

00:44:06don't stress.

00:44:08Let's continue with the wedding.

00:44:09I'm going to get the money.

00:44:10In there

00:44:10I have seen the solution clearly.

00:44:12Which?

00:44:13No, no, no,

00:44:14I'm not telling you

00:44:14that you screw up.

00:44:15Do you trust me?

00:44:16No.

00:44:17Well,

00:44:17well, that's it.

00:44:21Emilio,

00:44:24the plate.

00:44:28I have gathered you here

00:44:29because I consider you

00:44:30my best friends.

00:44:32Well,

00:44:33and the only ones,

00:44:34there isn't much either

00:44:34where to choose.

00:44:36And I want to ask you

00:44:36a big favor.

00:44:37I need your help.

00:44:38As long as it's not money?

00:44:40No,

00:44:40it's a risky thing

00:44:41and very dangerous.

00:44:42But we will live

00:44:43an unforgettable adventure.

00:44:47And there will be something for everyone

00:44:48a significant tip.

00:44:51Is it something outside the law?

00:44:57Ocean Eleven type?

00:44:59A bit.

00:45:00I like it.

00:45:01I've always been a rebel.

00:45:03I, Ege,

00:45:05I am reintegrating.

00:45:07Pussy,

00:45:07José María,

00:45:07there is always time for that.

00:45:09Well,

00:45:09come on,

00:45:10account,

00:45:10account.

00:45:17You're hanging,

00:45:18you are completely crazy.

00:45:20If you do not want to participate,

00:45:21do not participate,

00:45:21but shut up.

00:45:22I mean,

00:45:23try to free yourself

00:45:23of a crime

00:45:24committing another worse one.

00:45:28Dad,

00:45:29Are you ready with the car?

00:45:30But you with whom?

00:45:31do you think you're talking?

00:45:32That's why I'm calling you.

00:45:33I have to go to the bathroom.

00:45:35Look at her,

00:45:36there it is.

00:45:37Put on your mask.

00:45:38No, Emilio,

00:45:39no.

00:45:39But what are you doing?

00:45:56Relief!

00:45:57What bastards!

00:45:59Please,

00:45:59relief!

00:46:00They're stealing my groceries!

00:46:02Relief!

00:46:04No!

00:46:05What are you doing to me?

00:46:06Oh,

00:46:07Oh!

00:46:07Relief!

00:46:09Relief!

00:46:10Go on!

00:46:12Oh my goodness!

00:46:14What don't you want?

00:46:16Oh!

00:46:16That?

00:46:17Oh!

00:46:18What a snack!

00:46:19So!

00:46:20Oh!

00:46:21Aaah!

00:46:22It's funny.

00:46:28Why do we adults like to look at the works so much?

00:46:31Because it's like watching television.

00:46:33There is no need to think.

00:46:34Well,

00:46:35I'm going up.

00:46:37As soon as the plaster dries,

00:46:39I'll paint it for you.

00:46:40No, no, no.

00:46:41Wait, wait.

00:46:42Come.

00:46:42Since you're here,

00:46:43Will you paint the bathroom for us too?

00:46:44And you put some halogens on us

00:46:46that you can't see anything in there.

00:46:48It looks like the bathroom of a submarine.

00:46:49And the bidet doesn't drain well.

00:46:51Ladies,

00:46:51I have to finish the work for Juan.

00:46:53Hey,

00:46:54let him wait a little.

00:46:55Was it his fault?

00:46:57Juan,

00:46:57what's happening?

00:46:58That's what I say.

00:46:59What's happening?

00:46:59The new platform is here.

00:47:01You put it on me,

00:47:01you don't put it on me,

00:47:02I'll burn it and then we'll all go to hell.

00:47:03The lady is telling me

00:47:04to paint their bathroom.

00:47:05That?

00:47:06Come up here right now.

00:47:08No,

00:47:08take it down for you.

00:47:10Well, he tells me no,

00:47:11that goes up.

00:47:12No,

00:47:12don't give a damn.

00:47:13Juan,

00:47:14that is a moment,

00:47:14There are four things.

00:47:15I open the taps for them,

00:47:16it's by the drains

00:47:17and turn his house into a dolphinarium

00:47:19with the three floating face down,

00:47:21Did you understand me?

00:47:24Wit,

00:47:24above.

00:47:28What did he say he was going to do to us?

00:47:30Hey,

00:47:31This guy doesn't talk to me like that,

00:47:33and less so in my house.

00:47:36Well,

00:47:36he is on the job.

00:47:37If you want war,

00:47:38we have it.

00:47:39Let's do it.

00:47:44Well,

00:47:45Who are you?

00:47:46What do you want from me?

00:47:50Hey,

00:47:50at least

00:47:51take off the blanket

00:47:52that I'm drowning.

00:47:55But what?

00:47:55Where are you putting me?

00:47:58Son of a bitch.

00:48:07You're crazy.

00:48:08We're all going to lose our hair.

00:48:09You'll see

00:48:10how do I give him heat stroke or something.

00:48:11Can't!

00:48:13Can't.

00:48:13No,

00:48:13but now

00:48:14you enter with masks,

00:48:16you take off the blanket

00:48:17and you put a mask on him

00:48:18one of those to sleep

00:48:19and a plaster on his mouth.

00:48:21Yeah,

00:48:22that

00:48:23it's very nice

00:48:24so that he doesn't see

00:48:24and so that he doesn't talk.

00:48:26It's definitely not going to show up.

00:48:27your aunt Chori.

00:48:28No,

00:48:28Pussy,

00:48:29that are at the doll

00:48:30with friends.

00:48:32They make clowns,

00:48:32on the beach.

00:48:34Last year

00:48:35I almost got killed

00:48:37the red ones

00:48:37playing crabs.

00:48:39Let's see,

00:48:40silence,

00:48:40I'm calling Rafael.

00:48:41You have hidden your number

00:48:42that if it doesn't appear to him

00:48:43on your mobile.

00:48:44Yes,

00:48:44Pussy,

00:48:45calm down.

00:48:46Trust the brain

00:48:47of the operation.

00:48:48Wait,

00:48:48wait,

00:48:49put this in your earpiece.

00:48:53Oh,

00:48:53man,

00:48:54the answering machine.

00:48:56Rafael,

00:48:57listen carefully.

00:48:59We have his girlfriend.

00:49:01This is an express kidnapping.

00:49:04You will receive news.

00:49:06What do you mean you'll get news?

00:49:08You are stupid.

00:49:08If it is an express kidnapping,

00:49:10ask him for what you want now.

00:49:12Don't say it's express,

00:49:13which is a clue.

00:49:15Tell yourself

00:49:15which is a classic kidnapping.

00:49:18Well,

00:49:18silence now,

00:49:19that you are all very clever.

00:49:22Hello.

00:49:23We are the kidnappers

00:49:25again.

00:49:26We want

00:49:2730,000 euros

00:49:28in banknotes

00:49:29small

00:49:30and used.

00:49:32We will inform you.

00:49:33where we will do

00:49:33the exchange.

00:49:36And now what about?

00:49:37Well, very bad.

00:49:38You haven't scared her.

00:49:39Tell him that about that

00:49:40don't call the police,

00:49:41that if you don't kill her and such.

00:49:42Fuck, cunt,

00:49:43My balance is about to run out.

00:49:45I you...

00:49:46I would leave you mine,

00:49:48but it is also

00:49:48I'm in terrible shape.

00:49:52Hello.

00:49:54It's us

00:49:55again.

00:49:56That we don't want

00:49:57foolishness.

00:49:59If you call the police,

00:50:00we busted his girlfriend.

00:50:02That would not be

00:50:02not even the first time

00:50:03nor will it be the last.

00:50:04Anything else.

00:50:09Well, here we go.

00:50:10prepare the money

00:50:10fast

00:50:11that we have

00:50:12many things to do.

00:50:13Hey!

00:50:14I need

00:50:15go to the bathroom!

00:50:17That's another one.

00:50:18How are we doing?

00:50:18to communicate with her?

00:50:19Will he recognize us?

00:50:20the voices?

00:50:22Don't worry,

00:50:23everything is thought out.

00:50:24I have brought

00:50:25a distorter

00:50:26voice

00:50:26perfect.

00:50:27until now

00:50:34I am recognized.

00:50:45Lady,

00:50:45carry that good

00:50:46and nothing will happen to him.

00:50:47As?

00:50:48What do you say?

00:50:50Now you go

00:50:51to the bathroom

00:50:51and don't shout

00:50:52that no one hears her.

00:50:55We are in a polygon

00:50:56losing industrialist

00:50:57by the hand of God.

00:50:59But you?

00:50:59Who are they?

00:51:00And why?

00:51:01They talk like that?

00:51:03This woman

00:51:03he must be freaking out.

00:51:06Launch yours

00:51:07to the Smurfs

00:51:07magineros.

00:51:09You do not stay

00:51:09here watching her.

00:51:11I'm going to go

00:51:11to tell Belén.

00:51:13I'll be back later.

00:51:14Hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:51:15What if Rafael

00:51:16does not pay,

00:51:16what do we do?

00:51:17He does pay, damn it.

00:51:19Let's be positive.

00:51:19It's that I'm not going

00:51:21to be able to return

00:51:22to look at the face

00:51:22to this woman.

00:51:23Pablo,

00:51:25the important thing

00:51:25in a kidnapping

00:51:26is not to get nervous.

00:51:28It must be maintained

00:51:28calm.

00:51:31Take the coguitos

00:51:33and we are

00:51:34relax well.

00:51:35How by proxy?

00:51:36You spend it on the ice

00:51:37how stupid, damn.

00:51:40Worth?

00:51:42Let's go a little further.

00:51:43Eugenio,

00:51:56can stop

00:51:57that torture

00:51:57until it's over

00:51:58to eat.

00:52:00What's the deal?

00:52:02Do I stop?

00:52:02or do I finish it?

00:52:04Hello good.

00:52:05Juan,

00:52:06look, look,

00:52:06look.

00:52:07Look at that floor.

00:52:11Step, step, step, step.

00:52:13Leave it,

00:52:13I'm going to get fed up

00:52:14to step on it

00:52:14when it is on.

00:52:15You finish,

00:52:16ends.

00:52:19Mr. Cuesta.

00:52:21Hello.

00:52:21How are you?

00:52:22José Miguel,

00:52:22what have you done now?

00:52:23I nothing,

00:52:24if I'm here.

00:52:25You see,

00:52:25we have received

00:52:26a complaint

00:52:27of the owner

00:52:28from the first A

00:52:28for a reform

00:52:29in your home

00:52:30that is causing you

00:52:31damages of various kinds.

00:52:33Are you

00:52:33doing works?

00:52:35No, no, no.

00:52:36Everything, everything is DIY.

00:52:38I like it a lot

00:52:38to my husband.

00:52:40How does he wear his beard?

00:52:41Well, yes,

00:52:41but come on,

00:52:42can be considered

00:52:43a minor work.

00:52:44Can you teach me?

00:52:45the city council license

00:52:46if you please?

00:52:47Of course.

00:52:48Wit,

00:52:49you let me have the license

00:52:49of work of...

00:52:50Probably

00:52:51we took a little while,

00:52:52because we are

00:52:54moving

00:52:55and so.

00:52:55And if they misplace us

00:52:57all the papers.

00:52:59They don't have it,

00:53:00TRUE?

00:53:02Well, they have to

00:53:02interrupt the work

00:53:03until they have

00:53:03the license.

00:53:05Please,

00:53:06Mr. Agent,

00:53:06don't stop the work,

00:53:08we only have left

00:53:08the ground.

00:53:10I ask for your understanding,

00:53:12is that we have

00:53:12a family problem

00:53:13very serious.

00:53:14I'm sorry,

00:53:14but it doesn't depend

00:53:15of us.

00:53:16Our obligation

00:53:16is to stop the work.

00:53:18If they do not cooperate,

00:53:19we would have to

00:53:19seal off the house.

00:53:21No no,

00:53:21Well, wait,

00:53:22wait,

00:53:23wait while I go out.

00:53:26For the love of God,

00:53:28don't stop the work.

00:53:29If it has always been stopped,

00:53:30the only thing that has work

00:53:31it is the disorder.

00:53:33Well,

00:53:33and what should be done

00:53:34to get that license?

00:53:35Stop by the town hall

00:53:37and there they inform them.

00:53:38Half past nine

00:53:39at one thirty.

00:53:40What's happening?

00:53:40That in the afternoon

00:53:40they don't work.

00:53:41No, in the afternoon

00:53:42they don't go.

00:53:43When they are not working

00:53:43It's morning.

00:53:45What happens on a good day?

00:53:47Yeah,

00:53:48looks very pretty,

00:53:49thank you.

00:53:50It's awesome, isn't it?

00:53:51and feel first

00:53:52or steals the granddaughter

00:53:53and now you stop the work.

00:53:54What a genius.

00:53:57It's done.

00:53:58Everything is going well.

00:53:59And?

00:54:00I can tell you now.

00:54:01the brilliant idea

00:54:02that I have had

00:54:02to get Rafael out

00:54:03the pasta we need.

00:54:04Let's see,

00:54:05which?

00:54:06I have kidnapped

00:54:07to your mother.

00:54:09What have you done what?

00:54:11Well,

00:54:11not just me.

00:54:12They have helped me

00:54:13José María

00:54:13and my father and...

00:54:14Emilio,

00:54:15are you kidding me?

00:54:16No,

00:54:17no,

00:54:17that they have set up

00:54:18an express kidnapping

00:54:18of those that are now in fashion.

00:54:19Clear,

00:54:20clear.

00:54:20And my mother?

00:54:21what did he say?

00:54:22That they were thawed

00:54:22squid

00:54:23and it was coming

00:54:23to do the shopping.

00:54:25Emilio,

00:54:25if this is a joke

00:54:26it's not fucking funny.

00:54:29Nativity scene,

00:54:29they have kidnapped

00:54:30to your mother.

00:54:30That?

00:54:31Oh my God,

00:54:32Mr. Rafael!

00:54:34But what are you telling me?

00:54:35And they left me

00:54:35some very strange messages

00:54:36on voicemail.

00:54:38On voicemail?

00:54:39He will have caught you

00:54:40in a tunnel.

00:54:40When did I get here?

00:54:41and I have found myself

00:54:41the shopping cart

00:54:42from your mother

00:54:42lying on the sidewalk?

00:54:43Well,

00:54:44and to Marisa and Concha

00:54:44crouching

00:54:45looting things.

00:54:46And how much have they asked you?

00:54:48for the rescue?

00:54:4830,000 euros.

00:54:49Ah,

00:54:50Well, it's not bad.

00:54:51that's the price.

00:54:52Don Rafael,

00:54:53it is better to pay,

00:54:54with these people

00:54:54no play

00:54:55that can be

00:54:55Serbian military

00:54:56or militias

00:54:57albano-cosovare.

00:54:58But what else?

00:54:58If they are Spanish

00:54:59and they had no accent.

00:55:00Fuck,

00:55:01in this country

00:55:01It is not possible

00:55:02have money.

00:55:03Well,

00:55:03I'm going to talk

00:55:03with the neighbors

00:55:04let's see if they've seen anything.

00:55:09Emilio,

00:55:09you are taking drugs.

00:55:10What's the matter?

00:55:10How do you come up with it?

00:55:11kidnap my mother?

00:55:12Hey,

00:55:13that it was her fault

00:55:13that would have left us

00:55:14money for good.

00:55:16Emilio,

00:55:16you don't realize

00:55:17that I right now

00:55:17I would have to go to the police.

00:55:19Well, I'll put you in the garlic.

00:55:19you too

00:55:20and how well you get along

00:55:21with your mother

00:55:22I'm sure they'll believe you.

00:55:23But what are you going to do?

00:55:23to traumatize

00:55:24lifelong,

00:55:25man.

00:55:25No,

00:55:26no,

00:55:26but if we are in family.

00:55:27We tell you this

00:55:28in 20 years

00:55:28on Christmas Eve

00:55:29as a joke

00:55:29and that's it.

00:55:32I'm going to have a linden tea.

00:55:33No,

00:55:34no,

00:55:34that there is no time for linden.

00:55:35Rafael needs to be scared.

00:55:38Neighbors,

00:55:39I regret to inform you

00:55:40that Maria Jesus,

00:55:40my romantic partner

00:55:41and your neighbor,

00:55:43has been kidnapped

00:55:44this morning

00:55:45in front of the portal

00:55:45when I came back from shopping

00:55:47and has received a call

00:55:48asking me for ransom.

00:55:53But for that nonsense

00:55:55you made me go up

00:55:56the stairs.

00:55:57Lady,

00:55:58if you have a tensioner.

00:55:59Already,

00:55:59but I'm older

00:56:00and I forget things.

00:56:02Rafael,

00:56:02You tell me that,

00:56:03that I am the president

00:56:04and I say to Juan

00:56:05to send a circular.

00:56:07Hey,

00:56:07about the radiopatio

00:56:08which is much faster

00:56:09and more effective.

00:56:11But what a horror,

00:56:12No?

00:56:12It could have happened to us

00:56:13to anyone.

00:56:14No,

00:56:14not to you.

00:56:15Do you think they're going to ask you?

00:56:16for us?

00:56:17The chernon.

00:56:18Hey,

00:56:18sorry,

00:56:18they could have forced me

00:56:19to go from ATM to ATM

00:56:21taking out money

00:56:21with the cards.

00:56:22And for that?

00:56:23it is necessary

00:56:23that someone kidnaps you?

00:56:25Okay,

00:56:26much about María Jesús,

00:56:27really,

00:56:27but what can we do?

00:56:29But what do you intend?

00:56:30Ask for a levy

00:56:31so that we pay

00:56:32the rescue

00:56:33among all?

00:56:34Incorrect,

00:56:34not applicable.

00:56:35She has not been kidnapped

00:56:36in a common area.

00:56:37I was on the street.

00:56:38How much money

00:56:38have asked for her,

00:56:39out of curiosity?

00:56:4030,000 euros.

00:56:41Wow,

00:56:41how expensive!

00:56:42I didn't pay.

00:56:43It is that this relationship

00:56:45I haven't seen her

00:56:46never very clear.

00:56:47Hey,

00:56:47And how are you not going to pay?

00:56:49What if they kill her?

00:56:50or traffic

00:56:50with their organs?

00:56:52Let's see,

00:56:53a little sensitivity

00:56:54who is here

00:56:55the daughter suffering.

00:56:56Isabel,

00:56:56that you wake them up

00:56:57they make them

00:56:58with stolen cars,

00:56:59not with the kidnapped.

00:57:00I didn't pay either,

00:57:01man.

00:57:01Those are not professionals,

00:57:02They are losers.

00:57:03Well,

00:57:03of losers nothing,

00:57:04Hey?

00:57:05What has been

00:57:05an operation

00:57:06very clean

00:57:06and very fast,

00:57:08without anyone seeing them.

00:57:10Because he hasn't seen them

00:57:10nobody, right?

00:57:13That's why I've gathered.

00:57:14Has anyone seen

00:57:15something out of the ordinary?

00:57:16Yeah,

00:57:17the grass

00:57:18has been purchased

00:57:18a new skirt.

00:57:19When?

00:57:20A silly whim

00:57:22to cope

00:57:23the reform.

00:57:24Rafael,

00:57:25in express kidnappings

00:57:26it is best to pay

00:57:26what they ask you as soon as possible

00:57:27and get you out of trouble.

00:57:28Yeah,

00:57:28I'm going to pay.

00:57:29Can't play

00:57:29with the life of a person,

00:57:30not even when it's your partner.

00:57:32Paco,

00:57:33come with me.

00:57:34Of course,

00:57:34you pay,

00:57:35if the same is a deductible expense.

00:57:36Ah,

00:57:37Yeah,

00:57:37we always find out

00:57:38lateness of things.

00:57:40Thank you,

00:57:41Rafael.

00:57:41Thank you.

00:57:45Hey,

00:57:46Rafael,

00:57:47And those new neighbors?

00:57:48that they were going to come here,

00:57:50where are they?

00:57:50Hey?

00:57:51Ah,

00:57:52well,

00:57:52I don't know,

00:57:53It seems that they are

00:57:54delaying a little.

00:57:58This one has not been rented

00:57:59to no one,

00:57:59has thrown us out

00:58:00out of pure revenge.

00:58:01Well, that's the good thing.

00:58:02what do you have,

00:58:02the rich man,

00:58:03that you can screw up

00:58:04without giving explanations

00:58:05to no one.

00:58:07Oh,

00:58:08neither.

00:58:11I tell you that here

00:58:11there is something strange,

00:58:12but who is going to kidnap

00:58:13to Mary and Jesus

00:58:14at the front door?

00:58:15Well, a criminal,

00:58:16they are dedicated to that.

00:58:17No?

00:58:17Fernando,

00:58:18don't be a fool.

00:58:18So,

00:58:19why do you ask me

00:58:19and then you answer yourself?

00:58:2180% of kidnappings

00:58:22people commit them

00:58:23close to the victim.

00:58:24Already,

00:58:24and?

00:58:25Good,

00:58:26Which neighbor is short of money?

00:58:28All.

00:58:30In fact,

00:58:30we would be

00:58:31the main suspects.

00:58:32We have to pay

00:58:33three million from the Treasury.

00:58:34Fernando,

00:58:35could it have been you?

00:58:36Yeah,

00:58:36I put it in

00:58:37in the trunk of the car,

00:58:37Mauri,

00:58:38please.

00:58:38Okay,

00:58:39we discarded

00:58:40that we are good people.

00:58:41Let's go floor by floor.

00:58:43Listen,

00:58:43No,

00:58:44listen,

00:58:44maybe we don't have

00:58:45the best neighbors

00:58:46of the planet,

00:58:46but from there to kidnapping

00:58:47to a human being

00:58:48with whom they share it

00:58:49bin,

00:58:50I really don't know.

00:58:5430,000 euros.

00:58:56You know

00:58:57how would it suit us

00:58:57now that money?

00:58:59Mauri,

00:58:59why do you torture yourself so much?

00:59:02I don't know.

00:59:03For vice?

00:59:03I don't know.

00:59:03awesome,

00:59:10this is almost done.

00:59:11I'm going to call Rafael

00:59:11and I'm going to tell him

00:59:12to leave the money

00:59:13in a bag

00:59:13in the trash can in the square.

00:59:15And with my mother?

00:59:15what's happening?

00:59:16Nothing,

00:59:16we left her in a vacant lot

00:59:17and you will find it

00:59:18a shepherd or a cyclist

00:59:19or something.

00:59:19But how are you going to leave?

00:59:20to my mother in a vacant lot?

00:59:22Peaceful,

00:59:22that we give him an isotonic drink

00:59:23and a muffin.

00:59:24Don't make any more problems now,

00:59:25Pussy.

00:59:26Yeah?

00:59:29Listen,

00:59:30I am the chief kidnapper.

00:59:32Are you going to pay or not?

00:59:34Because I'll kill her right here,

00:59:35Hey?

00:59:36I'll kill her!

00:59:37I'm watching terror

00:59:38in his eyes.

00:59:40Yes,

00:59:40that I pay,

00:59:40that I pay.

00:59:41Don't get nervous.

00:59:42Where do you want me to...?

00:59:43Listen,

00:59:45has cut.

00:59:45I tell him I pay

00:59:46and hangs up on me.

00:59:46They do that a lot.

00:59:47to alter more

00:59:48to the victim's family.

00:59:49Clear,

00:59:49how they get into holes

00:59:50and in strange places

00:59:51because the coverage fails.

00:59:52Well,

00:59:53but calm down,

00:59:54HE,

00:59:54because they will surely come back

00:59:55to call right away.

00:59:56I'm going to the bathroom for a moment.

00:59:57Yeah,

00:59:57we stayed here

00:59:58let's see what happens.

01:00:00I still maintain

01:00:01that it is a mistake to pay.

01:00:02We have to put pressure on them.

01:00:04Paco,

01:00:04you don't get involved

01:00:04and this is not a movie.

01:00:06Well,

01:00:06Paco,

01:00:06you are right,

01:00:06we don't even know

01:00:07if she is alive.

01:00:08Yeah,

01:00:09Yeah,

01:00:10Yeah,

01:00:10my daughter's instinct

01:00:12tells me she's alive.

01:00:13There's something in here

01:00:14that,

01:00:14besides,

01:00:15as soon as they have the money

01:00:16I'm sure they'll release her

01:00:17if my mother tires anyone.

01:00:21It's them,

01:00:22look,

01:00:22private number.

01:00:23Put it on hands-free

01:00:24that I want to analyze

01:00:25the tone of voice.

01:00:26Paco,

01:00:26you don't analyze anything,

01:00:27Hey?

01:00:28Yeah.

01:00:30Listen,

01:00:31has been cut off.

01:00:32You have problems

01:00:33coverage,

01:00:34Hey?

01:00:35No,

01:00:35you will have them.

01:00:36I have four stripes.

01:00:38Well,

01:00:38It doesn't matter,

01:00:38don't get cocky with me.

01:00:40Leave the 30,000 euros

01:00:42in the trash

01:00:42from the Plaza del Carmen,

01:00:44corner of San Marcos.

01:00:45First tell him

01:00:46who wants to talk to her.

01:00:47Paco.

01:00:48We will have to know

01:00:48yes that's fine.

01:00:49No,

01:00:49I want to talk first

01:00:50with Maria Jesus.

01:00:52Hey?

01:00:53Now?

01:00:55It's that he's throwing away

01:00:56the nap.

01:00:57But he didn't tell me

01:00:57that had terror

01:00:58in his eyes.

01:01:00Clear,

01:01:00has fainted.

01:01:01He's going through it

01:01:02very badly,

01:01:02Pussy.

01:01:03And you are putting it

01:01:04everything more difficult.

01:01:05Well I'm sorry,

01:01:07but until he speaks

01:01:08with her

01:01:08there is no money.

01:01:09Very good.

01:01:11But Paco,

01:01:11what are you doing?

01:01:12To disconcert them.

01:01:13Now we have recovered

01:01:14the initiative.

01:01:14You'll see that soon

01:01:15they put him with her.

01:01:16If she is alive,

01:01:17clear.

01:01:19Dear,

01:01:20they just called

01:01:21those bastards.

01:01:22Oh,

01:01:23man,

01:01:23I missed it.

01:01:24What a silly squeeze.

01:01:25Well,

01:01:25I have to go out

01:01:26just a moment

01:01:27and I'll be right back.

01:01:27But you?

01:01:28where are you going now?

01:01:29I have to pick up

01:01:30the store's steam cleaner

01:01:31that they are changing me

01:01:32the cable reel.

01:01:32But are you going to leave alone?

01:01:33to Bethlehem

01:01:34at this moment

01:01:34so hard?

01:01:35No,

01:01:36No,

01:01:36you go do your things

01:01:38in my life.

01:01:39Really,

01:01:40dear?

01:01:40Yes,

01:01:40that I'm fine.

01:01:41If you want me to stay,

01:01:41I stayed.

01:01:41No,

01:01:42No,

01:01:42Pussy,

01:01:43go away or they'll close you down

01:01:44the store.

01:01:48Where is my mother?

01:01:49At Aunt Choni's house

01:01:50who is on vacation.

01:01:51Oh my God!

01:01:52And you cry a little,

01:01:53Pussy,

01:01:53break down

01:01:54you look very whole.

01:01:56I see you more.

01:02:01Bapa!

01:02:02Bapa!

01:02:04That I'm not going to return it

01:02:05let's see in life.

01:02:06Come on,

01:02:07come on,

01:02:07you have to be strong,

01:02:08Nativity scene,

01:02:08you'll see

01:02:09how everything is going to be okay.

01:02:10Rafael,

01:02:11pay for God,

01:02:12pay.

01:02:13I ask you,

01:02:13please.

01:02:14We're on it,

01:02:15we are on it,

01:02:16Nativity scene,

01:02:16we are on it.

01:02:19Look,

01:02:20Here is my aunt Choni

01:02:21with dad.

01:02:23Not with him now,

01:02:24with him from before.

01:02:26Look,

01:02:26and here with the pear tree,

01:02:28that he found it

01:02:29in Cuenca

01:02:30buying the pear tree.

01:02:30Bapa!

01:02:31Bapa!

01:02:31Hey,

01:02:34attentive.

01:02:35Rafael is going to pay,

01:02:36but before

01:02:37wants to talk to María Jesús.

01:02:38That's easy,

01:02:39does nothing else.

01:02:40We're going to lose our zeal!

01:02:41At this time

01:02:42the police will be looking for me,

01:02:43my whole family

01:02:44and the neighbors.

01:02:46He loves me very much

01:02:46everyone.

01:02:47Shut up now!

01:02:48We all fly together.

01:02:50But why?

01:02:50you have taken away from him

01:02:51the adhesive tape, damn it?

01:02:52But if she takes it off by herself,

01:02:53rubbing against the headboard

01:02:54from the bed.

01:02:55We have already given him four.

01:02:56Don Rafael,

01:03:01one moment,

01:03:02What happened to her?

01:03:04Dad,

01:03:04give me a shot of helium.

01:03:11It's here.

01:03:15Lady,

01:03:16is her boyfriend.

01:03:17Tell him you're okay.

01:03:18Rafael,

01:03:19my love.

01:03:20Maria Jesus,

01:03:20how are you?

01:03:21Well, bad,

01:03:22how am I going to be?

01:03:23He has kidnapped me

01:03:24a very strange people.

01:03:26Hey,

01:03:26what I'm talking about.

01:03:27I shit on...

01:03:28Rafael,

01:03:29look for me.

01:03:30We have been late

01:03:31about 20 minutes

01:03:32to arrive.

01:03:33You can already know

01:03:33where I am.

01:03:34I've heard it before.

01:03:35What about the money?

01:03:39Pretty,

01:03:40tell your dad

01:03:40that is put on.

01:03:41It's a family,

01:03:42like the Mansons.

01:03:43It's that it has sucked a lot,

01:03:44you have to aim low.

01:03:46Listen.

01:03:48Listen,

01:03:50at 10 o'clock

01:03:51leave the money

01:03:52in the trash can in the square.

01:03:54As soon as we have it

01:03:55in our power,

01:03:57we released his girlfriend.

01:03:58If we see a single police officer,

01:04:00we killed her.

01:04:04José María,

01:04:06what are you doing?

01:04:08I come to water the plants.

01:04:11No need,

01:04:12incarnates.

01:04:13Thank you so much.

01:04:14I've already watered them.

01:04:15Open,

01:04:16what have I done to you

01:04:17stewed meat.

01:04:19How nice you are.

01:04:20Give it to me.

01:04:21That doesn't fit.

01:04:23Yes,

01:04:24Pussy.

01:04:24That is going to spill

01:04:25the sauce.

01:04:25No,

01:04:26which is airtight.

01:04:27Let me in,

01:04:28fuck.

01:04:29Let's see how your house is.

01:04:31Yes...

01:04:32I'm here

01:04:33with a trunk

01:04:34a little bit of a swell.

01:04:37José María,

01:04:39are you coming to bed?

01:04:40I'm going to tell your aunt

01:04:41what are you putting in

01:04:42people in their homes.

01:04:43Sell to take

01:04:44by ass,

01:04:45Pussy,

01:04:46what a crush of an aunt.

01:04:47My mother,

01:04:48This is too much stress

01:04:49for me,

01:04:50Hey?

01:04:50Let's see if it ends soon.

01:04:51I'm hungry.

01:04:52Dala,

01:04:53has already returned

01:04:53to remove the adhesive tape.

01:04:55Warm it up a little,

01:04:56that's it.

01:04:57You take her.

01:04:58to a vacant lot.

01:04:59As soon as I have the money,

01:05:00I call you

01:05:00and you release it

01:05:01go fuck yourself now.

01:05:12Yago!

01:05:15Iago,

01:05:15Are you okay?

01:05:20I don't know.

01:05:22Can you believe it?

01:05:23that I can't hear the girl anymore?

01:05:24Iago,

01:05:24prepare me a bottle!

01:05:27Not even the mother.

01:05:30It's incredible

01:05:31what the brain does

01:05:32to protect themselves,

01:05:33No?

01:05:33Did you hear me?

01:05:35But,

01:05:35Natalita,

01:05:36can't prepare you

01:05:37a baby bottle

01:05:37because it does not exist

01:05:39in the kitchen.

01:05:40And the bottle warmer?

01:05:41I can't find anything.

01:05:43I'm going to Mamen's house.

01:05:45If I don't come back,

01:05:47is that I have thrown myself

01:05:47through the promotion gap.

01:05:49Oh,

01:05:50No,

01:05:51No,

01:05:51it can't be done.

01:05:53He doesn't open the door,

01:05:54I've tried it before.

01:06:00Oh,

01:06:00Juan,

01:06:02how are you

01:06:02in the town hall?

01:06:04Have you been granted

01:06:05the license?

01:06:11Leave it,

01:06:12don't tell me.

01:06:13No,

01:06:13Yeah,

01:06:14Yeah,

01:06:14is that I have to

01:06:15tell someone.

01:06:18Documents in duplicate,

01:06:19memory of the work,

01:06:20budget by units and total,

01:06:21detail plan,

01:06:22scale 1-100,

01:06:23current and renovated floor plans,

01:06:24current and renovated elevation plans,

01:06:26section plans,

01:06:27facade plan,

01:06:28technical project of the works

01:06:29in affected structural elements,

01:06:31endorsed by the corresponding official college,

01:06:33technical certificate

01:06:34to ensure that the work

01:06:36it is bearable

01:06:36by the structural elements

01:06:38of the building.

01:06:38Community permission

01:06:39and owners

01:06:40with a photocopy of the minutes book,

01:06:41permission from neighboring neighbors

01:06:42and urban planning certificate.

01:06:43The plans must go

01:06:44properly delimited

01:06:45with demolitions in yellow

01:06:47and the new construction in red.

01:06:49That?

01:06:50You're right,

01:06:52it doesn't open.

01:06:53No, wait,

01:06:54if the best is missing.

01:06:56License price,

01:06:57365 euros,

01:06:59plus the tax

01:06:59on constructions,

01:07:003.25%

01:07:01of the cost of the work,

01:07:02I mean,

01:07:02about a thousand euros.

01:07:04I mean,

01:07:05that they even charge you for.

01:07:07This is not a license,

01:07:08This is a robbery.

01:07:10Isabel,

01:07:11Do you remember?

01:07:11what I told you

01:07:12before starting the work?

01:07:15No,

01:07:16Well, I don't remember anything.

01:07:18In fact,

01:07:19of my life

01:07:19I don't remember

01:07:20before this reform.

01:07:21I forgot

01:07:22everything, everything, everything.

01:07:23It has been deleted from me.

01:07:26And how did we meet?

01:07:29Isabel.

01:07:34Hello my love.

01:07:40How about the steamer?

01:07:42Good, good, good.

01:07:43And how's everything going here?

01:07:44Good,

01:07:44They are already counting the money.

01:07:46Let's hope they don't turn you back into Mom.

01:07:49Nothing, nothing, darling,

01:07:49it's over, it's over.

01:07:51If we put them in

01:07:52a locator chip

01:07:52in the bag,

01:07:53then the police

01:07:54could triangulate its position.

01:07:55Paco,

01:07:56where did you get it from

01:07:56I now have a tracking chip?

01:07:57Vicenta's dog,

01:07:58I think he has one.

01:07:59Paco, do you want to leave?

01:08:00to complicate things?

01:08:01What is my mother's life?

01:08:02the one that is in danger,

01:08:03for God's sake.

01:08:04Dad, I told you.

01:08:05I already called you.

01:08:06What do you want?

01:08:07A small setback.

01:08:08It has escaped us

01:08:09Maria Jesus.

01:08:10As?

01:08:11I stopped for a moment

01:08:11to fill up with gas.

01:08:12Pablo has gone to do posh things.

01:08:14José María has fallen asleep

01:08:15and this one must have come out

01:08:17running with the blanket on his head.

01:08:19The same

01:08:19I run him over by a hair.

01:08:20What are you telling me?

01:08:22Son,

01:08:22hook the pasta

01:08:23as soon as possible

01:08:24that the torrija

01:08:24may appear

01:08:25whenever.

01:08:27Well,

01:08:27I'm going to the square

01:08:28to bring them the money.

01:08:29No, Don Rafael,

01:08:30that you are a person

01:08:31very important.

01:08:32Maybe it's a trap.

01:08:33I'll take it myself.

01:08:33No, no, no,

01:08:34you can't go

01:08:34that you have to marry Belén.

01:08:36Let Paco take it

01:08:37that's what an employee is for.

01:08:37No, no, no,

01:08:38if everything that comes out

01:08:38from here on the stock market

01:08:39the goalkeeper has to carry it.

01:08:40It says so in the statutes.

01:08:41What did he say?

01:08:41I'll take it, man?

01:08:43Well, don't argue,

01:08:44you both wear it.

01:08:46Come on,

01:08:46you have to leave it

01:08:47in the trash can in the square,

01:08:48corners to the Marcos.

01:08:48Yes, yes, yes, now, now, now.

01:08:49What do you mean, already, already?

01:08:50If you don't know.

01:08:51Well, but you do, don't you?

01:08:53Don't delay the operation any longer.

01:08:55Throw it now!

01:08:56It's just that I'm very nervous.

01:09:02Yeah?

01:09:03Rafael, it's me.

01:09:04Hey, I ran away.

01:09:05Don't pay anything, okay?

01:09:07Honey, where are you?

01:09:08Don't know.

01:09:09He left me his cell phone

01:09:10a very nice cyclist.

01:09:11Oh, watch out!

01:09:12Hey, listen to me,

01:09:13that we are going to get rid of the maple.

01:09:14I take a taxi and go there.

01:09:16Oh, okay, okay.

01:09:16It was your mother.

01:09:17He has escaped.

01:09:18You don't have to pay anything anymore.

01:09:19Ah!

01:09:20Ah!

01:09:22What a joy!

01:09:23Well, I'll look for it.

01:09:24to the boys

01:09:25let's see if I can catch them.

01:09:31I don't know what you're doing

01:09:32in the midst of all this.

01:09:33If you are not even family,

01:09:34or anything.

01:09:34Hey, sorry,

01:09:35but I work for Rafael

01:09:36and I love Bethlehem.

01:09:37I feel quite a bit more

01:09:37of the family that you.

01:09:38What are you doing with the phone now?

01:09:40Hey?

01:09:40Let's see if we are up to what we are.

01:09:41Leave it.

01:09:42What do you want, Rafael?

01:09:44Yeah.

01:09:44Paco, don't let go of the money.

01:09:46Maria Jesus has escaped.

01:09:46Yeah.

01:09:47Okay, okay, okay.

01:09:48Yeah.

01:09:49Yeah.

01:09:50We aborted mission.

01:09:51Nativity scene!

01:09:52That your mother has managed to escape.

01:09:53You no longer need to pay anything.

01:09:54Already.

01:09:55Come on, let's go, up.

01:09:56Come on.

01:09:56No.

01:09:59Paco, don't give him back the bag.

01:10:01To Maria Jesus

01:10:02we have kidnapped her.

01:10:03He started it

01:10:04and then he made me an accomplice.

01:10:05Yes, but she was delighted

01:10:06because money

01:10:07it suits him perfectly.

01:10:08But, Belén,

01:10:09what's happening to you?

01:10:10You didn't scam neighbors before.

01:10:11nor did you kidnap mothers.

01:10:12You were a normal aunt.

01:10:13And I'm going to be again.

01:10:15What happens is that

01:10:16sometimes to ordinary people

01:10:17life becomes a little more complicated for him.

01:10:19Paquito,

01:10:20we need that money.

01:10:21Hey?

01:10:21Ah, now I'm Paquito again, right?

01:10:23Paco, Paco,

01:10:24tell him any old story,

01:10:25Rafael.

01:10:25But do you realize?

01:10:26What are you doing to me?

01:10:27from a kidnapping?

01:10:28Yes, the macho thing.

01:10:29You are not the only one.

01:10:30Clear.

01:10:31If you start talking

01:10:31in front of the intercom.

01:10:33Wait a moment

01:10:34that we go down

01:10:34and we talked about the topic

01:10:35a little bit between everyone.

01:10:37Okay.

01:10:39Awesome.

01:10:41I'm sorry.

01:10:44What did I tell you?

01:10:45I knew that María Jesús

01:10:46you had harassed him

01:10:46some neighbor.

01:10:47Well,

01:10:47but you didn't imagine

01:10:48that it was Bethlehem.

01:10:49And here we go,

01:10:49that of the idea

01:10:50It was Emilio.

01:10:51Slut,

01:10:51What a daughter you are.

01:10:53It seems like a lie to me.

01:10:54And it is not that María Jesús

01:10:55be a saint of my devotion.

01:10:56Neither Rafael either,

01:10:58That relieves us a lot.

01:10:59But the goalkeeper

01:11:00just when we had

01:11:01the detail

01:11:02to give him the goal

01:11:03is dedicated to kidnapping

01:11:04owners

01:11:05for wanting not to

01:11:05It strains neighborly coexistence.

01:11:07Careful,

01:11:08that my mother bows,

01:11:09I am the owner.

01:11:10But he pays your mortgage.

01:11:12Well,

01:11:12let's see,

01:11:13we share or we don't share,

01:11:15I've already done the math.

01:11:16It's 30,000 euros.

01:11:1810,000 for me,

01:11:1910,000 for Bethlehem

01:11:20and 10,000 to be distributed

01:11:21among you.

01:11:22Yes, okay,

01:11:23You are going to be the mayor of Marbella.

01:11:25Lady,

01:11:25we have not done this

01:11:26on a whim,

01:11:27it is necessary,

01:11:28no gratuitous evil

01:11:29like you.

01:11:30Besides,

01:11:30we have faced

01:11:31all risks.

01:11:33What risks have you faced?

01:11:34We want

01:11:35a seniority bonus.

01:11:37No,

01:11:38that then you have to give it your all.

01:11:39Well,

01:11:40let's see

01:11:40if we don't want either

01:11:41big money,

01:11:42that we were leaving later

01:11:43to feel all very bad.

01:11:45No,

01:11:45I don't.

01:11:46Well,

01:11:47Well, there is one that doesn't.

01:11:49We simply request

01:11:50a commission,

01:11:51a little help

01:11:52to cover holes,

01:11:53the reform.

01:11:54Tax authorities.

01:11:55Besides,

01:11:56the money is Rafael's,

01:11:56that has plenty of it.

01:11:57We are like one

01:11:58Robin Hood on the ladder.

01:12:00And we are going to put you

01:12:01the goal in your name?

01:12:02What's up?

01:12:02What a great wedding gift!

01:12:05Well,

01:12:05come on,

01:12:05it doesn't matter.

01:12:06Halfway with everyone.

01:12:08Well, we hit 7,500.

01:12:09Look, I was against it.

01:12:10how they had done their accounts.

01:12:12Hey,

01:12:12that kidnapping thing

01:12:13It is an invention,

01:12:15Hey?

01:12:15Come,

01:12:15my daughter!

01:12:17Oh!

01:12:18Come,

01:12:18come!

01:12:19Mother!

01:12:20Oh,

01:12:20Maria Jesus,

01:12:21that we have feared

01:12:21for your life!

01:12:22Oh,

01:12:22you have had us

01:12:23very worried everyone.

01:12:25But they have treated me

01:12:26very good,

01:12:26Hey?

01:12:27Well,

01:12:27maybe I'll write

01:12:28a book and everything.

01:12:29Of course,

01:12:29I'll help you.

01:12:31I propose

01:12:31a community barbecue

01:12:32to celebrate

01:12:33the happy return

01:12:34safe and sound

01:12:35from one of our

01:12:35neighbors

01:12:36most beloved.

01:12:38Correct!

01:12:39We have thrown you out

01:12:40much less.

01:12:41Comment,

01:12:42that you

01:12:42it is very noticeable.

01:12:43Mother,

01:12:44are you sure you're okay?

01:12:44Yes,

01:12:45yes,

01:12:45yes.

01:12:46Well,

01:12:46They have even made me

01:12:47meat and sauce,

01:12:47look.

01:12:48Hey,

01:12:48Where is Rafael?

01:12:49Above.

01:12:50Above,

01:12:50Well, I'm going to see him.

01:12:51Yeah.

01:12:51It has shown me

01:12:52everything that loves me,

01:12:53Hey?

01:12:54Go.

01:12:55Until now.

01:12:56Come on,

01:12:56Let's go two,

01:12:57we are very happy.

01:12:58Yeah,

01:12:58come on,

01:12:58come on.

01:13:01But,

01:13:01What do you mean they attacked you?

01:13:02Who attacked you?

01:13:03Well, the kidnappers,

01:13:04I say,

01:13:06they should have seen

01:13:06that did not leave the money

01:13:07on top of the trash can

01:13:08and they pounced

01:13:09from behind on me,

01:13:10I've been attacked,

01:13:11they threw me to the ground,

01:13:12they hit me,

01:13:13They took my bag.

01:13:15I'm alive by a miracle.

01:13:17Well, you don't look that bad.

01:13:19Yeah,

01:13:20I have an internal commotion.

01:13:23Now I'm going to get tested.

01:13:25Rafael,

01:13:26my life.

01:13:27What a scare,

01:13:28dear,

01:13:28what a scare.

01:13:29How beautiful.

01:13:38I had never been

01:13:38so close to the community.

01:13:40If a hug like that is

01:13:41It is priceless.

01:13:42Yeah,

01:13:43in this case it does.

01:13:45Bravo,

01:13:46Bravo,

01:13:46Bravo.

01:13:47Long live mom!

01:13:55Mauri,

01:13:56Do you think this?

01:13:57of being a bad person

01:13:57is it contagious?

01:13:58It could be a virus,

01:13:59No?

01:13:59Don't know,

01:14:00but you think

01:14:01that we already have

01:14:01half of what there is

01:14:02that give the estate.

01:14:03Now,

01:14:03instead of anguish

01:14:04we only have concern.

01:14:06Let's enjoy

01:14:06twice the safari.

01:14:08Yeah,

01:14:08but I think we have written

01:14:09one of the pages

01:14:10blacker

01:14:11of history

01:14:11of this building.

01:14:12Fernando,

01:14:13a community of neighbors

01:14:14it's like the planet

01:14:14but in a small way.

01:14:16It works for economic interests

01:14:17and nobody loses here.

01:14:19Look,

01:14:19Rafael is happy

01:14:20because it has recovered

01:14:21to Maria Jesus.

01:14:21María Jesús is happy

01:14:22because he has lived

01:14:23an experience

01:14:23that will turn her

01:14:24in the queen of hairdressing

01:14:26and all the others

01:14:26we have earned some money

01:14:28and on top of that

01:14:28for good causes.

01:14:30Where is the black page?

01:14:31Well, nothing,

01:14:31express kidnapping

01:14:32every month.

01:14:33No,

01:14:33not every month,

01:14:35but once

01:14:36every four years

01:14:36with the World Cups.

01:14:41Dad,

01:14:41that we have no money left.

01:14:43We've had it

01:14:44to share everything

01:14:45among the neighbors.

01:14:46Oh well,

01:14:46and they have done it.

01:14:47To catch us,

01:14:48brand is enough.

01:14:49I mean,

01:14:50that we have loaded

01:14:50with all the weight of the kidnapping

01:14:52we were left with nothing.

01:14:53Man,

01:14:53if you take the experience with you

01:14:54and a friendship already with me

01:14:55lifelong.

01:14:57Well,

01:14:57I have never had money.

01:14:59I won't miss him either.

01:15:01Friendship fulfills me more.

01:15:03Of course,

01:15:03José María.

01:15:04Come on,

01:15:05and now leave us

01:15:06a little bit of privacy

01:15:07to me and Belén,

01:15:07what we have to do

01:15:08boyfriend stuff.

01:15:10Really,

01:15:11only generosity

01:15:12of a capable father

01:15:13to forgive you

01:15:14everything you're doing to me.

01:15:15Yeah.

01:15:16That and you don't have

01:15:17where you could drop dead.

01:15:18Well,

01:15:19that also helps.

01:15:19Hey,

01:15:24So how much do we have left?

01:15:263,750 euros

01:15:27for each one.

01:15:28For the entisbo

01:15:29and we have the lawyer.

01:15:30Hey,

01:15:30and we also save

01:15:31the wedding scene.

01:15:32No,

01:15:33what the fuck,

01:15:33the wedding is still on,

01:15:34that they are going to give us the goal.

01:15:35No,

01:15:35They're going to give it to you,

01:15:37why do I get married?

01:15:38Nativity scene,

01:15:38Are you going to leave me stranded?

01:15:39now that I'm going to be a homeowner?

01:15:40Emilio,

01:15:41that it's not that bad.

01:15:42If they have deceived us

01:15:43to get us into mortgages.

01:15:44I was happier renting.

01:15:46You are so weird.

01:15:47Besides,

01:15:47I love Paco.

01:15:48Do you see it?

01:15:50But what does it have to do with

01:15:51if we start mixing

01:15:52love with business?

01:15:54Bad.

01:15:54Marriage

01:15:55it's not a business.

01:15:56Oh, no?

01:15:57Open up Lola,

01:15:58pretty.

01:15:59Okay, fine,

01:16:00there is a wedding,

01:16:01but at the altar

01:16:01fight and we leave.

01:16:03Yes.

01:16:05Hey,

01:16:06we had a quick one.

01:16:07But you are stupid.

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