Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x26 - Erase el primer presidente gay - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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El administrador se hace eco de las peticiones de los vecinos y destituyen a Juan de presidente. Ante la ausencia de candidatos, se hace el pertinente sorteo y sale Mauri. Él intenta escaquearse, pero el administrador le advierte que sin causa justificada es delito. Pero he aquí que el niño tiene sarampión y se lo contagia y, como tener una enfermedad grave es un eximente, se inventa que es un desconocido virus de origen africano que le ha pegado Fernando al volver de unas vacaciones. El problema es que parte de los vecinos no han pasado el sarampión y la cosa empieza a propagarse.

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00:00:00Here, here, here there is no one who lives, not here, not here!

00:00:30Good morning!

00:00:31Don't you see that it's freshly washed?

00:00:33It's that I have to go to work.

00:00:35Well, wait a little while for it to dry, because they won't fire him for five minutes.

00:00:39And why don't you just put newspapers on the floor? Come on, like it's always been done.

00:00:42What do you do for a living?

00:00:43I am a nurse.

00:00:45Well, let's make a deal.

00:00:47I don't poke your patients' asses and you don't tell me how to scrub the stairs.

00:00:51Man, come on, I've been doing this for 40 years!

00:00:55What's going on? What are you doing here?

00:00:57Here's the new assistant who has politely asked us not to step into the doorway.

00:01:01Ah, well I'm sorry, but I'm in a hurry.

00:01:03No!

00:01:04There!

00:01:04Well, now I have to go over this piece again and it will take longer to dry.

00:01:09Come on, you too.

00:01:10What's up? Is the light red?

00:01:14No, because they just cleaned up and you can't get through.

00:01:17Well, we have to go to the supermarket, because early in the morning is when the security guard is most sleepy.

00:01:21Juan, tell him something, I'm already in enough trouble going to the store without having him on the stairs too.

00:01:28Paqui, look, I'm Juan Cuesta, president of the community.

00:01:31I think this is a little ridiculous.

00:01:32If we tiptoe past...

00:01:33No one gets through here!

00:01:35But hey, what do they think?

00:01:37Because I'm a maid, do they have the right to humiliate me?

00:01:39No, no, no, no.

00:01:41Because I clean up after you, I'm a third-class citizen.

00:01:44No, no, no.

00:01:45A little more consideration for other people's work, damn it?

00:01:48He's gone.

00:01:53Come on, come in.

00:01:54No, you go ahead.

00:01:56That area is dry, isn't it?

00:01:57Well, I don't know.

00:01:58It depends on how you give it light.

00:02:00I think if we can get our foot on that side without jumping, we'll reach the sidewalk.

00:02:05Let's see who has the balls.

00:02:07Let's see.

00:02:10Listen!

00:02:11Who am I speaking for?

00:02:13Pull, pull, here comes the ninja omelet.

00:02:15Have they pushed me?

00:02:16Have they pushed me?

00:02:17Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:20Not here, not here.

00:02:22Every day is like this.

00:02:25I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:02:27I was just looking for some peace.

00:02:29I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:02:32Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:34Not here, not here.

00:02:35No, no, no.

00:02:36Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:02:39Not here, not here.

00:02:40No no.

00:02:41That rumba supernicia.

00:02:43I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:02:44The neighbors visit me and listen.

00:02:47I can't stand this place.

00:02:50The neighbors have all my neighbors.

00:02:51If not, come to my apartment.

00:02:52Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:02:55Where the thieving clowns cry, they steal from us.

00:02:57And stones always have something to tell.

00:02:59Put it in a cocktail shaker.

00:03:04You in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:03:07Yeah.

00:03:09And you walk up this ladder.

00:03:13Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:15Not here, not here.

00:03:17Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:20Every day is like this.

00:03:22I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:03:24I was just looking for some peace.

00:03:26And I wake up his cheek in the chop.

00:03:29Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:31Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:33Here, here, here, there is no one living.

00:03:36No.

00:03:38No, no, no, I'm not going to deliver movies on a bike, man.

00:03:41And less so in this one.

00:03:42But why do you always listen to Natalia?

00:03:43Because she has initiative.

00:03:45She is fully committed to this project.

00:03:46He even put the bike.

00:03:47What a load of rubbish.

00:03:47But who's going to want me to bring their movies home?

00:03:49Well, we have 15 orders.

00:03:5015?

00:03:51But what is this?

00:03:52The Vuelta a España?

00:03:52Look, I put an isotonic drink on your handlebars.

00:03:55And here, under the saddle, in the tool bag, a banana.

00:03:58Come on, champ.

00:03:59Hey, don't you want me to bring soda or popcorn or ads for new releases?

00:04:03I see your initiative there.

00:04:04I'm going to get some promotional gummies.

00:04:06No, man, no.

00:04:07Carlos, I'm going to the dentist.

00:04:10Okay, okay.

00:04:11Again?

00:04:12What is this woman doing in her mouth?

00:04:13A whitening.

00:04:14And I'm paying for it.

00:04:15Because it is our public image.

00:04:17Ah, well I need a brace.

00:04:19You need a lot of things, but that would be a very strong investment.

00:04:22Come on, by the time this is a franchise.

00:04:24No, Carlos, really, this video store loses a lot of cachet without me.

00:04:26People come here to talk about movies and get expert advice.

00:04:29But if you criticize all the movies.

00:04:31Now it's my fault that Scorsese hasn't gotten his head back on track since Raging Bull.

00:04:34That's Roserito's, isn't it?

00:04:35Hey, Almodóvar doesn't come back from Kika.

00:04:37To the.

00:04:38Hey, I'm going to the bathroom.

00:04:39Watch me this moment.

00:04:40Yes, yes, yes.

00:04:41What's up, people?

00:04:49Man, the hobbit is back in the Shire.

00:04:51Very funny.

00:04:52Admire a winner.

00:04:55Memoirs of a thirty-something.

00:04:57Is that yours?

00:04:58No.

00:04:58A Yankee publishing house bought it from me.

00:05:00They pay me 600 euros.

00:05:02600 euros for this?

00:05:03Per page.

00:05:04And he's 47...

00:05:0547 for 600?

00:05:07How much is that, Mayra?

00:05:08About five kilos.

00:05:11Clear.

00:05:11I have focused on my work.

00:05:12I've forgotten about the sentimental issue.

00:05:14I've distanced myself from you, which helps.

00:05:15And here are the results.

00:05:17What I don't know is what to spend so much money on.

00:05:19Knowing you in any nonsense.

00:05:20Hey, and that girl who's in the forescore, come on, I'll hit you.

00:05:23She looks a lot like Lucia.

00:05:25Well, it's all a bit autobiographical.

00:05:28How strong.

00:05:29If you are here on the beach on all fours.

00:05:31Hey, are we going to stay when I see him?

00:05:32She doesn't read these things.

00:05:34How will he find out?

00:05:38I'm worried, Zequiel has a few tenths.

00:05:40I mean, Antonio.

00:05:41Why do I call him Zequiel?

00:05:42Because it's a better name and I betray you in my conscience.

00:05:44How am I?

00:05:45What's next, Fernando?

00:05:46Message.

00:05:47You'll see how he can't come.

00:05:48Something must have happened to him.

00:05:49Why are you always so fatalistic?

00:05:50Because when I've been optimistic, more misfortunes have happened to me.

00:05:52Already.

00:05:53Help, come out onto the landing.

00:05:54What's happening?

00:05:57So, where you are very good, right?

00:05:59A lot of English?

00:05:59Yes, yes, yes.

00:06:00A lot of English, a lot, a lot.

00:06:01But Mauri has definitely fallen for some fools.

00:06:04Gay?

00:06:04And abroad?

00:06:06Well, imagine.

00:06:07Ladies, I went there to work, huh?

00:06:08Come on, the interrogation is over.

00:06:09Back, back.

00:06:10But are you going to get married or what's going on?

00:06:12Well no, from a...

00:06:12That there are no further statements.

00:06:14Go back to your pills.

00:06:14Thank you so much.

00:06:16But why do you leave?

00:06:17Send them to hell.

00:06:18It's just that I haven't seen them for so long that, I don't know, my natural sympathy comes out.

00:06:23Well, what do we do?

00:06:24Shall we have a drink?

00:06:24No, let's stop with the stories, okay?

00:06:26We'll come to your apartment, pick up your things, and you'll settle in.

00:06:29They say that distance is oblivion, and we already have a collection of oblivion.

00:06:32Look, Mauri, don't you think it's a little early?

00:06:35Yes, a silly question.

00:06:36Oh, what's wrong with me?

00:06:37Well, with us.

00:06:38It's true, I can't come here knowing that because of me,

00:06:40Look, you're going to have to find a way.

00:06:42No, I can't continue living here thinking that I'm going to hinder your relationship.

00:06:45Come on, leave me alone.

00:06:46It's true, we left him alone.

00:06:47Well, let's see, we haven't seen each other.

00:06:49That's it.

00:06:49We changed the apartment to Belén, which is horrible, but it has two rooms.

00:06:52and we're all going to live together.

00:06:54Three homosexuals and a baby bottle.

00:06:55Our future project that was cut short because you left me for your job

00:06:58and you went to live with your girlfriend.

00:07:00I don't say this with resentment, but as a historical note.

00:07:02Mauri, let's take it slow.

00:07:04We have to take care of our relationship.

00:07:05Okay, you're right.

00:07:07No, you're not right.

00:07:08I want to live with you.

00:07:10Okay, listen, I'm going to propose something to you.

00:07:12Look, I book a room in a very romantic place

00:07:15and we go for the weekend to live life.

00:07:17Hey, that sounds great.

00:07:19And so you leave me alone for a couple of days, which is always a relief.

00:07:22Okay, where are you taking me?

00:07:23It's a secret.

00:07:25You have no idea.

00:07:25No, that's why it's a secret.

00:07:27Well, I'll think about it, okay?

00:07:28I'll tell you something later.

00:07:29Other.

00:07:31It's moments like this that make me feel so alone.

00:07:33See you later.

00:07:36Hey, there are bingo halls in London.

00:07:38Is it true that they run you over as soon as they can?

00:07:42I'd better stay a little longer, huh?

00:07:44I now have a meeting.

00:07:45Do you want to come with me to remember old times?

00:07:47No no.

00:07:47Thank you so much.

00:07:48I'm romantic, but not that much.

00:07:50First item of business, reinstatement of Emilio Delgado

00:07:53as a doorman of the building by court order.

00:07:55This speedy trial thing has screwed us.

00:07:57So you have thrown it away to save money.

00:07:59and now we have to pay him and my sympathy

00:08:01to scrub the stairs.

00:08:02I see two options.

00:08:03Either we kick that woman out or we ignore Emilio.

00:08:06Well, if they don't readmit me,

00:08:07They have to pay the 24,000 euros compensation

00:08:10what the judge said.

00:08:11No, no, no, no.

00:08:11No more spills at this rate.

00:08:13I'm not going to be able to buy the beach house.

00:08:15Do gays wear thongs or do they go nude?

00:08:18Because I've never seen one on the beach.

00:08:19It's that we are like crabs.

00:08:21We hide among the rocks.

00:08:22Well, I want to emphasize that this situation

00:08:24It is the result of poor economic planning

00:08:27from Gregorio Navarro here present.

00:08:28Because with the data in hand,

00:08:30its management will entail losses

00:08:31for our community of 124 euros per home.

00:08:35Surely Mr. Cuesta ignores in his data

00:08:37atypical income derived

00:08:40from the rental of the goal,

00:08:42that balance the scales

00:08:43leaving a positive balance of 253.25.

00:08:47You eat it, Gregor.

00:08:49Cuesta has no idea.

00:08:51Demission!

00:08:52That.

00:08:52We want a new president.

00:08:54Second point of the day.

00:08:55Second point of the day.

00:08:57And here we go.

00:08:58I remind you again

00:09:00that you all signed a document for me

00:09:01in which you gave me full powers

00:09:02until the end of the legislative period.

00:09:04May I?

00:09:05May I?

00:09:10This is not valid, President.

00:09:12A private document can never contravene

00:09:15a higher-order document,

00:09:17as is the case with the horizontal property law.

00:09:19So he's been pulling our leg.

00:09:22Elections now.

00:09:23Vicenta, take out the taperurna.

00:09:24But why are you making this fuss?

00:09:26if nobody wants to be president later?

00:09:28You, for example, do you want to be one?

00:09:31No, no, no, no.

00:09:31I am more constructive in opposition.

00:09:34I would be,

00:09:35but here I am very envious.

00:09:36I was already one and I was kicked out in a bad way.

00:09:38I am a convinced democrat.

00:09:40I prefer to be governed.

00:09:41If there are no candidates,

00:09:42The law provides that a president may be elected by lottery.

00:09:45Oh, how nice!

00:09:46I'm going to write the little notes.

00:09:47No, no, no, no, no need.

00:09:49I already do it on the computer.

00:09:50I have created a new computer program.

00:09:53President Chuser 2.0.

00:09:55He elects you president in a flash.

00:09:58First I enter the number of the floors.

00:10:01The virtual bass drum appears

00:10:02and in a few seconds...

00:10:05Hipote, how nice.

00:10:06And you can't take the hype off a hot chick?

00:10:08That is included in version 2.1.

00:10:10Do you really think you're going to leave the future of the community in the hands of a machine?

00:10:13I challenge the board.

00:10:14And the next president is...

00:10:17Kid, give him a key.

00:10:20First B.

00:10:21Mauricio Hidalgo.

00:10:22Let's see, President!

00:10:25White smoke!

00:10:26No, no, no, no, no.

00:10:27I also challenge the board.

00:10:28Oh, what a drag!

00:10:30How progressive!

00:10:31Our first gay president in history.

00:10:33I don't want to, I give up.

00:10:35I'm sorry, but it's impossible.

00:10:37Now, if you cannot perform the position,

00:10:39You have one month to plead before a judge.

00:10:41Come on, Mauri, with an administrator it's not that difficult.

00:10:43Do you want to be it, I'll change it for you?

00:10:45No, no, not me anymore.

00:10:45Are you hearing me?

00:10:46He will be a president without motivation, without a program.

00:10:49He is not prepared to hold the office.

00:10:50Totally agree.

00:10:51Well, Ala, to start with you're already kicking out the new assistant.

00:10:54before he charges us for one more day.

00:10:55Warn me, eh, that has to be seen.

00:10:57What a drag!

00:10:58And it couldn't have been a computer error?

00:11:01That's another one.

00:11:01I'm sure he doesn't even have an antivirus.

00:11:04Don't worry.

00:11:04That with me, the president is a symbolic figure.

00:11:08Ah, so you're in charge of Charapaki.

00:11:10Oh, that's not it.

00:11:12Courage and good morning.

00:11:15Mr. President, when can I stop by your house?

00:11:17to talk about my salary?

00:11:18Because I might go on strike,

00:11:19that now I trust the system.

00:11:21What a fotion!

00:11:22Ah, look, you're getting the hang of it now.

00:11:31Good morning.

00:11:32Tinto Express, your dry cleaner at home.

00:11:34Anything for the dye?

00:11:36We have a special dry cleaning offer.

00:11:38for lonic covers and duvets.

00:11:40I'm not in the mood.

00:11:41A girl who was practicing.

00:11:44Hey, how about my smile...

00:11:46Look at me, how nice I am.

00:11:48Don't close the door on me.

00:11:48My bank has sent me a letter to foreclose on my mortgage.

00:11:51Well, congratulations.

00:11:54But they leave me homeless.

00:11:56Ah.

00:11:57And what happens?

00:11:58That you don't pay.

00:11:59Ah, well look, yes, that's what it's going to be, yes.

00:12:01Of course I don't pay, I don't have money,

00:12:03I owe three months.

00:12:04But, but, what happened to your clothing store?

00:12:06second hand super mega posh fashion?

00:12:08Well, I got 517 euros for the clothes.

00:12:10But considering that I needed 500

00:12:12to rent the gatehouse for a month...

00:12:13Well, well, that's 17 euros of profit now.

00:12:16Yeah, but I spent 20 euros on beers.

00:12:18I invited Bea, since she had helped me.

00:12:19Ah, ah, good of you to warn us, huh?

00:12:22Oh, Belén, what do I do?

00:12:23Are they taking my house?

00:12:24Lucia, Lucia, Lucia, come on, calm down.

00:12:27Ask Carlos, he's loaded and he's your boyfriend.

00:12:30That's humiliating.

00:12:31Come on, I'm no longer dependent on my father.

00:12:32to now depend on my boyfriend.

00:12:33Hey, hey, let him pay for so many years of discrimination.

00:12:36to the woman, enslaved to the home and the children.

00:12:39No, Belén, it's still humiliating.

00:12:40Yes, but it gives it a fucking great feminist tone.

00:12:44No, Belén, no.

00:12:46Well, my love, you missed the meeting.

00:12:49They have made Mauri president.

00:12:50He has a face...

00:12:52What's the matter?

00:12:52Well, it's just that I'm a little down.

00:12:55What's wrong with my little girl?

00:12:57That nothing works in my life.

00:12:59What do you mean no?

00:13:00If we are together.

00:13:02Look at my love ones.

00:13:06How beautiful.

00:13:08See how you support each other

00:13:10like a couple who love each other.

00:13:12But you...

00:13:14Yeah.

00:13:14Don't worry, you'll see how in the end

00:13:16you also find someone.

00:13:18You think?

00:13:18Sure, of course.

00:13:20Hey, are you comforting me, Carlos?

00:13:21But, darling, I'm just piling up with work.

00:13:23Well, I'm leaving now, okay?

00:13:25I'm at an age where I can no longer be alone.

00:13:27I need a man.

00:13:28Because I'm worth it.

00:13:30Yes, yes.

00:13:31This is all for work, right?

00:13:33But don't stress yourself out.

00:13:34In the end you'll see how you find something.

00:13:36And in the meantime you have me.

00:13:37I don't care at all about keeping you.

00:13:39Carlos, don't fool yourself.

00:13:41If you are also a kept man.

00:13:43No, no, no, sorry.

00:13:44I am an entrepreneur.

00:13:46I have a karaoke video club.

00:13:47Yeah, he doesn't give you a penny.

00:13:49And I also work at my father's company.

00:13:51What are you doing?

00:13:52Well, it's a...

00:13:53It is a holding company with...

00:13:56Well, with multiple business units.

00:13:58There are takeover bids, joint ventures, and, well, projections with charts.

00:14:03Yeah, but what do you do there?

00:14:05Well, I have an office of my own, huh?

00:14:06With secretary.

00:14:08And I sign things.

00:14:10Carlos, don't fool yourself, really.

00:14:12Your father has you there to entertain you so you don't give him any trouble.

00:14:15But he doesn't trust you, he doesn't value you or anything.

00:14:17And as a father, come on, he hasn't given you affection in your entire life.

00:14:19So that's why his self-esteem is so low.

00:14:22And you know it too.

00:14:25I'm going to the supermarket to...

00:14:27for some skimmed yogurts that you have run out of.

00:14:30We should have taken advantage and made reforms.

00:14:42A built-in shelf, some halogens and a 80 cm later bed.

00:14:47Yes, of course, 80.

00:14:48And how do we open the closet?

00:14:49So we left our clothes in our suitcase, who knows when they'll kick us out again.

00:14:52They can't kick us out now, Dad.

00:14:54That we have a final judgment.

00:14:55I would knock down this partition, just imagine.

00:14:57What are you saying? That partition was the bench.

00:15:00Ignorant of life. This sounds like an inner tube.

00:15:03Yeah, like Michael Jordan's sneakers. Go on.

00:15:05Leave this there and go to the park for a while to play petanque.

00:15:07I don't fit in with the old.

00:15:09Well, get involved, because it's about time. Socialize.

00:15:13Emilio, can we talk for a moment?

00:15:17Express red wine.

00:15:19But what have you done, a wine representative?

00:15:21It's a dry cleaner's.

00:15:23We collect the homicide clothes and return them washed and ironed.

00:15:25Yeah, come on, what a top executive she is.

00:15:27So what? Have they given you the company car yet?

00:15:29Yeah, that's it. I have the van out there.

00:15:32But you don't have a license. Crazy.

00:15:34Okay, okay. I lied a little, but I needed the job.

00:15:37Well, are we going to talk or are we not going to talk?

00:15:38Well, let's see what you want because I'm very busy.

00:15:40Well, I thought that since you don't have a partner anymore and neither do I, well...

00:15:45that we could meet for a coffee.

00:15:48A coffee? What do you want, to go back?

00:15:50I said that. I said that.

00:15:52But when have you and I ever had a cup of coffee? You're dragging your feet.

00:15:56No, Emilio, no. I'm giving you another chance because...

00:15:58Because look, I don't see you well, I see you badly.

00:16:00But let's see, Belén. How am I going to get back with you after what you did to me at the trial?

00:16:04But what did I do to you? I only went to help you so you wouldn't get kicked out of here.

00:16:08Yeah, sure. And by the way, screw up my relationship with Carmen.

00:16:10You had it all figured out. You were so bad.

00:16:12You were bad since you were little.

00:16:14Come on, Disney signs you and Bill's Cruella is left as a substitute.

00:16:17Look, sorry, but the only asshole here is you, because there's a lot of Carmen, a lot of Carmen, but you really cheated on him with me.

00:16:23Hey, be careful with the "bastard" thing, okay? You don't just call me "bastard" like that.

00:16:26Just a moment, I'll leave you two alone to have sex.

00:16:28No, no, no, no, no. I don't see feelings or beautiful things here, there's no sex or anything here.

00:16:33If I don't arrive, I don't arrive.

00:16:35Don't lie. If I counted two, you'd be pinching your toes.

00:16:38I'm not going to make it to work, idiot. I have to return seven tuxedos and two rugs.

00:16:42And look at what time it is.

00:16:43But comb your hair a little, you have such a naughty hair that...

00:16:46Look, it's your fault. It's the last time, huh? The last.

00:16:49Hey, a romantic question. You'll still be on the pill, right?

00:16:53Emilio.

00:16:55Yeah?

00:16:56Wait a minute, I'm changing.

00:17:01I'm going, I'm going.

00:17:04Hello.

00:17:05Carmen, if you're coming to me to pay for the lawyer's fee, I don't...

00:17:07No, no, no, calm down. How are you?

00:17:10No, how are you? You're the one who's hurt.

00:17:13I really didn't want to cheat on you, okay?

00:17:14I feel like shit and a bad person.

00:17:17Worse than those who steal coupons from the blind.

00:17:20Putting his hand through the window, asking him how the family is.

00:17:23I forgive you.

00:17:24Hey?

00:17:24That I forgive you.

00:17:25I'm sorry for what you did, but we all make mistakes.

00:17:28But that's very nice.

00:17:30What you've had is yours. I know what vision it gives you of life.

00:17:32Emilio, do you love me?

00:17:33Of course, how could I not love you?

00:17:35And Bethlehem?

00:17:35Man, I don't believe it anymore, but...

00:17:37No, what's going on between you and Belén?

00:17:38Oh, well, nothing. That was a neighbor harassing the doorman, but she doesn't mean anything to me.

00:17:42It's the biggest mistake I've ever made in my life.

00:17:47So we meet tonight and celebrate.

00:17:50But you really forgive me. I'm just a little confused.

00:17:53Yes. Let's make this work, okay?

00:17:55Of course.

00:17:57See you later.

00:17:58Bye bye.

00:17:58Belén, you don't know what just happened.

00:18:03Carmen came and told me...

00:18:05But how you like to put your ear to the ground, huh?

00:18:07So I'm the biggest mistake of your life, right?

00:18:11Damn, he came to ask me for forgiveness.

00:18:12What do you want me to say to him?

00:18:13Come back in ten minutes, Belén is putting on her underwear.

00:18:15No, Emilio, no.

00:18:16Now you've screwed up, but good.

00:18:18But, Belén, don't go away angry, really, you're making me feel bad.

00:18:21Belén, be a little considerate.

00:18:23Listen to me for a moment.

00:18:24Bethlehem, damn it.

00:18:26Nativity scene.

00:18:27Careful.

00:18:28My goodness, the devil is on the move.

00:18:34Not only does he take away my presidency, he replaces me with a computer.

00:18:38That administrator is a cancer.

00:18:40Juan, I don't know if this is the best time to grade exams.

00:18:44It does not put the points on the IES.

00:18:45Very poor.

00:18:48Dad, calm down.

00:18:49Every time they take away the presidency, it costs a kid his whole year.

00:18:52Yes, they did you a favor.

00:18:54Now you have time to dedicate yourself to the projects you had abandoned.

00:18:57Get rid of your belly at the gym.

00:18:58Make the Guggenheim model with yogurt lids.

00:19:02Isabel, without me this community is adrift.

00:19:04I am the only one truly prepared to take power.

00:19:07This is accentuated.

00:19:08It is a very clear yato.

00:19:10Dad, get off the hook.

00:19:11There is life beyond the presidency.

00:19:12Look, Dar writes books.

00:19:15And Clinton gives lectures and advises on the selection of scholarship recipients.

00:19:20And Felipe González has given his heart and soul to gemology.

00:19:23And pruning bonsais.

00:19:25I don't know if it would be easy for me to say,

00:19:26Come on, I'm leaving it all behind!

00:19:28But how do you want me to sleep at night?

00:19:30Well, with me, because you've pretty much abandoned me, by the way.

00:19:33Yes, it's been a while since I heard that.

00:19:36That ambitious project of living together, do you remember?

00:19:39No, you are right.

00:19:40I have to disconnect.

00:19:42But it is not easy.

00:19:43Clear.

00:19:43Are you going to look like Fidel Castro?

00:19:45Tormenting you with your doctrine and falling down the landings.

00:19:48You have to know how to give up power in time.

00:19:51The presidency is very exhausting.

00:19:53Look at yourself.

00:19:53I mean, maybe I'll write a book.

00:19:55That would be very helpful for first-time presidents.

00:19:57Of course.

00:19:58Juan costs.

00:19:59The road is bursting.

00:20:01Also, you have to be calm.

00:20:03Mauri is a fragile president.

00:20:04It won't last.

00:20:05That.

00:20:06Don't take my advice.

00:20:08Come on, start grading exams again.

00:20:10If not, then the students' parents...

00:20:12You threaten yourself.

00:20:13Okay, fine.

00:20:13But the one with the hiatus is not safe, eh?

00:20:16Where?

00:20:16This.

00:20:17Very poor.

00:20:19Is Paki still there?

00:20:21What's up with Mauri?

00:20:22That he doesn't kick her out.

00:20:23He must have freaked out.

00:20:24As soon as they come to power, they settle down.

00:20:27It's coming out.

00:20:29Vicenta, come here, it's starting.

00:20:30Oops!

00:20:32Paki, do you have a moment?

00:20:34Well no.

00:20:34Because I've been using this grate all morning.

00:20:36And I still have to do the landings, the windows...

00:20:39And give it to the ladder.

00:20:40Already.

00:20:42Look, sorry.

00:20:43I am Mauri, the president of the community.

00:20:45What else does that sound like?

00:20:46Well, I wanted to tell you that tomorrow...

00:20:47Well, let's see if you put in one of those modern elevators with aluminum doors, what's wrong with them?

00:20:50a little cloth and that's it.

00:20:51Man, please look at what time it is.

00:20:54I live on the outskirts, I have to take three buses with three transfers, then

00:20:58take another bus, until I get to my house and on top of that they have put the stop to do

00:21:02damn it and the guy has to come with the scooter.

00:21:04And do you know how scared I am?

00:21:06Getting on that bike?

00:21:07I guess so.

00:21:08No, what I wanted to tell you is that tomorrow there's no need to...

00:21:11Ah, that's what I wanted to tell you too, because tomorrow I have to take my grandson

00:21:15to the ENT doctor.

00:21:15Nothing, it has a wax plug.

00:21:17You tell him, boy, set the table.

00:21:19And he doesn't even realize it.

00:21:20I thought he was stupid.

00:21:21But nothing, I'll be here at twelve.

00:21:23No, you didn't understand me.

00:21:24Because tomorrow we already have the goalkeeper to clean.

00:21:26Ah, well, very well.

00:21:27Because with all the mess you make here, it takes two people.

00:21:30Look, you know what I tell you?

00:21:30That the grid that fits him.

00:21:32But where is it going?

00:21:32Is this paint washable?

00:21:37I have no idea.

00:21:38Well, you find out that when I clean it, the color runs out, and you blame me.

00:21:42And don't incite me badly, I'll never finish!

00:21:46What part of the assistant did you not understand?

00:21:51But if I told her, she played dumb.

00:21:54No, you haven't told him, I have it recorded.

00:21:56If you want, I'll put it on for you.

00:21:57Memorize.

00:21:58Paqui, get the hell out of here.

00:21:59Paqui, get the hell out of here.

00:22:00If it seems so easy to you, do it yourself.

00:22:02No, you are the president.

00:22:04The computer has chosen you.

00:22:05Leave me alone.

00:22:07Look how he hides.

00:22:09Where is the famous gay pride?

00:22:11Go away, Mr. Hidalgo.

00:22:14Go away.

00:22:15That doesn't sound like it used to, does it?

00:22:17No.

00:22:20Carlos, sorry for what I said to you before.

00:22:24I'm sorry for unfairly taking my frustration out on you.

00:22:27I see his hug and I follow.

00:22:29By the way, would you mind lending me two thousand two hundred euros to pay the mortgage?

00:22:36Oh, it's pathetic, but oh well, what there is.

00:22:39Carlos, Carlos, sorry for what I said to you before.

00:22:42Sorry for unfairly taking my frustration out on you, huh?

00:22:45No, no, no.

00:22:47By the way...

00:22:48No, no, no, you don't have to apologize, because I did what you told me to.

00:22:52I told my father to fuck off.

00:22:54That?

00:22:55Yeah.

00:22:55I was meeting with some Japanese people, but I didn't care.

00:22:58I just let it all out.

00:22:59That he didn't care, that he hadn't given me affection

00:23:01and that she didn't want to know anything more about him or his money.

00:23:04Well, I tore up all his credit cards in his face.

00:23:06The Japanese didn't understand anything, the translator couldn't keep up.

00:23:10Today a new Carlos was born.

00:23:12I don't know, I feel...

00:23:13I feel free, like the bird that escaped from its prison and can finally fly.

00:23:16Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:23:17Wait, Carlos.

00:23:19But you must have saved something, right?

00:23:21Nothing, not a penny.

00:23:23Well, I have a little pig that I keep for sentimental reasons,

00:23:25but there are only pesetas.

00:23:28Thanks my love.

00:23:29You have given me the strength to start from scratch.

00:23:31And I want you to be proud of me.

00:23:33Yes, he is doing very well.

00:23:36But you are an idiot.

00:23:38But what have I done wrong now?

00:23:40What are you confusing me about?

00:23:42Well, Carlos, I owe the bank three months,

00:23:44that I can't pay for the house,

00:23:45and the deadline is Monday and you don't take it away from me, look.

00:23:49He's going to ask me for money, but...

00:23:51So the speech, Carlos, you are nothing,

00:23:53exactly what it was for, because I get lost.

00:23:55Well, I don't know what it was for.

00:23:57I was pissed off and, I don't know, I thought it was humiliating to ask you for money.

00:24:00Well, I'll understand in time.

00:24:04I'm going to call my father and apologize.

00:24:07Unless pride doesn't allow it.

00:24:08No, no, no, no, call him, call him, call him.

00:24:10Okay.

00:24:11Okay.

00:24:12Okay.

00:24:13Not working.

00:24:14No?

00:24:14Of course, he paid for it, it's a company cell phone.

00:24:20He's really mad, huh?

00:24:22I don't know if he's going to forgive me.

00:24:24God, what have I done?

00:24:25Yes, what have you done, what have you done?

00:24:26Okay, but support me a little.

00:24:28We are there all day.

00:24:34Emilio, I'm going to make an omelet.

00:24:36Do you want one?

00:24:37Okay.

00:24:37Go on, go get some eggs, we don't have any.

00:24:39No, not now, I'm very comfortable here at the door.

00:24:41Dad, I'm happy.

00:24:42I'm back as a doorman, Carmen has forgiven me, and on top of that, I have a maid who cleans the stairs for me.

00:24:47Emilio, you don't know the satisfaction it gives a father to see his son happy.

00:24:51Go on, go get some eggs.

00:24:53I don't feel like it, you go.

00:24:54Or eat a kiwi for your transit.

00:24:56And here we go with the kiwis.

00:24:57Look, now the good weather is coming and things are starting to get better for you.

00:25:00Look, oh, spring.

00:25:03You see?

00:25:03And I don't even have to turn my neck.

00:25:0521st Century Goalkeeper Technology.

00:25:07What a barbarity.

00:25:09Look at him, sitting so calmly while I'm busting my ass.

00:25:13But madam, what are you doing?

00:25:14No, what do you do?

00:25:15Look at the time I leave and it's all your fault.

00:25:18I bet you don't have to make dinner for four long-term unemployed people and a pre-retired husband now.

00:25:23Hey lady, you don't hit me because I get tense, okay?

00:25:25Okay, tomorrow I'll catch you by the band and you'll wake up.

00:25:30You'll see.

00:25:32Damn, what the fuck did he give you?

00:25:33I bet I had to hug you when I was little.

00:25:35The pa' isn't fucking funny, huh?

00:25:37This girl is morbid, huh?

00:25:40Excuse me, are you the doorman for the building?

00:25:42No, I'm the one from Camela, who's coming to pick me up for the tour now in a minibus.

00:25:46Look, I'm the one from the bank.

00:25:47We are about to seize the third A.

00:25:50Boy, they're taking away the apartment from the posh girl.

00:25:51You have the keys to all the houses, right?

00:25:53These clients would like to see the house.

00:25:56And if they keep it, well, we save the auction.

00:25:58But how am I going to show an apartment with the owners inside?

00:26:00Something will occur to you.

00:26:01Man, suddenly an idea occurs to me.

00:26:04It happens in a moment, that they have to prove something.

00:26:06The fact that?

00:26:07One thing, damn.

00:26:11Pedevico!

00:26:12God, Vicenta.

00:26:13Well, I'm going, I'm in a hurry, okay?

00:26:15I'll go with you.

00:26:16Yeah.

00:26:16I wanted to see you.

00:26:17The bank sent me a letter saying, "If Pau doesn't know what he's talking about, he's given me some speakers."

00:26:22Virtual Surround, ProLogic.

00:26:24Yes, but do you have a DVD?

00:26:26Don't know.

00:26:27What's that?

00:26:29I don't know what you do when you don't have money.

00:26:31It's a new experience for me.

00:26:32Well, I don't know, if you want we can call Belén and have her give us a talk.

00:26:36Well, let's be positive.

00:26:37At least since Natalia started working at the video store, things have been going much better.

00:26:40Yes, it is giving money.

00:26:42No, no, no, but I hardly lose anymore.

00:26:44The evolution of cash flow invites optimism.

00:26:48Hello.

00:26:49That?

00:26:49Do they come from gas?

00:26:50Now they're coming in pairs like the Civil Guard because they've had some attempted attacks in slums.

00:26:56Well, let them come in.

00:26:57I'll go with you, okay?

00:27:01They are checking the installation according to current legislation on flammable fluids.

00:27:04Come, it's ready to move in.

00:27:13American kitchen and everything very modern.

00:27:15And now as soon as you look away, we go into the bathroom and I show you that it has a whirlpool.

00:27:19But bend down a little like you're looking for a counter or something.

00:27:22Look, honey, I know how to fix this, huh?

00:27:25Although I don't know if you'll like it.

00:27:27No, I don't know, whatever, whatever, my love.

00:27:28Do we give you semen or...?

00:27:29No, no, no, no.

00:27:30The truth is, I've been thinking that maybe...

00:27:33Well, you could sell your car.

00:27:37Yes, the... my car?

00:27:40Now, now.

00:27:42Yes, yes, darling, I know it's very important to you, okay?

00:27:46But what I showed is also very important, right?

00:27:48Yes, yes, of course, of course, of course.

00:27:51We just need to promote public transport.

00:27:55Come on, I'm selling my car.

00:27:57No, yes.

00:28:00Think about it carefully, okay, my love?

00:28:01I don't want to force you either.

00:28:02No, no, no, no, I was going to propose it to you, woman.

00:28:06The only thing is to see how much they give us.

00:28:10But well, what are they doing there in the bathroom?

00:28:13Emilio!

00:28:16There's a pipe running through here and they're looking for leaks.

00:28:20Stay still for a moment.

00:28:23This digital thermometer, every time I put it in it shows something.

00:28:26Well, how difficult.

00:28:27Hey, what are you doing reading the horizontal property law?

00:28:29It's great that I have sleeping pills, huh?

00:28:31I'm trying to find something to get out of being president, but there's no way.

00:28:35It was easier to get out of the military.

00:28:36Flat feet?

00:28:37No, he winked at the captain and headed home.

00:28:40Thank goodness, because he was ugly as hell and he came to understand.

00:28:42Mauri, don't worry, being president is a joke.

00:28:46Bea, I have an exciting life.

00:28:48I can't waste my time with this nonsense.

00:28:50And even less so now that Fernando has invited me to spend a romantic weekend.

00:28:54One of those surprises that makes you nervous because you don't know where you're going or when you'll get there.

00:28:57the place is much worse than you thought.

00:28:59But it doesn't matter because you're with the person you love, even if you're longing to go home.

00:29:03Yes, that's it.

00:29:04Look, go, because although it may seem incredible, there are many people who are president of their community.

00:29:08and leads a normal life.

00:29:09Bea, not here.

00:29:11Look at Juan Cuesta, his life is hell.

00:29:13His wife ended up throwing herself out of the patio window.

00:29:15Ah, but it wasn't in the grass.

00:29:16It is not known.

00:29:17This community is like Cluedo.

00:29:19Look, I think I have this fever.

00:29:20Hey, Mauri, did you get measles when you were little?

00:29:22I?

00:29:23What's up?

00:29:23Well, you look bad.

00:29:25Let's see if Ezequiel got it from you.

00:29:26You think?

00:29:27It's just that you have the same spots as him.

00:29:29Yeah?

00:29:30Thank you, my son.

00:29:32You just won the bike.

00:29:33What's happening?

00:29:34Look, here.

00:29:35Article 12.2.

00:29:37In case of force majeure or serious illness,

00:29:39the president could request his removal due to incapacity.

00:29:42But, Mauri, what is just measles?

00:29:44No, this is a very serious exotic disease.

00:29:47that will keep me bedridden indefinitely.

00:29:50Oh, and what do I do?

00:29:52Should I call the biological containment team?

00:29:53or would you rather die in privacy?

00:29:56Emilio!

00:29:56Together urgently!

00:30:00It is very bright.

00:30:02It has two balconies facing the street.

00:30:04And, watch out, this room is 40 meters.

00:30:08Is this 40 meters?

00:30:10Yeah.

00:30:11It's just that the slut's furniture takes up a lot of space.

00:30:14How are they so cheap?

00:30:16This community is very quiet, small, like a town.

00:30:19If you hardly pay community fees.

00:30:20If it is almost already seven months old.

00:30:23Ma'am, I have to pay for that.

00:30:24How are you?

00:30:25You throw papo and you don't pay.

00:30:27Don't you see that now we also have a gay president?

00:30:29Excuse me, may I know what you're doing here?

00:30:31That Carmen is going to buy my apartment.

00:30:34So you can start cleaning and packing your bags, because we'll sign tomorrow.

00:30:38I would introduce you, but I think you already know each other, right?

00:30:42Excuse me, can I speak with Carmen alone for a moment?

00:30:46Don't pay any attention to the slut if she doesn't have a contract.

00:30:49I'll evict this one right away.

00:30:51Come on, let's go downstairs.

00:30:53That Mauri has called his first meeting.

00:30:55You can see how Rosa's staircase looks to us.

00:30:57Oh no.

00:30:58We need to put him in his place now.

00:30:59Hey, Carmen, look, I don't know what Emilio told you, but it seems to me that you're exaggerating a little.

00:31:05If I don't want anything with him.

00:31:06No, don't worry, yes, I know.

00:31:08This is pure coincidence, huh?

00:31:09I was looking for an apartment in the center, Doña Concha has one...

00:31:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:31:13But I'm staying on the street.

00:31:15I'm sorry, it makes me sad.

00:31:17Do you know how to make muffins?

00:31:19By?

00:31:19I think there are plenty of free places in the convents.

00:31:23Oh no, sorry.

00:31:25I forgot that you can't live without sex.

00:31:29Yes, Carmen has arrived and forgiven me, as if nothing had happened.

00:31:43They cheat on you and you forgive them.

00:31:44That very strange girl is going to be with Esther.

00:31:47Yes, don't you see that she is very cultured?

00:31:48Look, we're in Europe now, aren't we?

00:31:49And there the horns are forgiven, they are more advanced from here.

00:31:52This, for example, in Sweden, well, it is a tradition.

00:31:55Hence the Vikings.

00:31:56Emilio, man, women forgive, but they don't forget.

00:31:58That relationship is mortally wounded.

00:32:00But what do you know?

00:32:02This kid is really weird, huh?

00:32:03I don't know if he's a prodigy or just an idiot.

00:32:05But you loser, you've already cheated on her.

00:32:07At the slightest opportunity, he'll start to brainwash himself.

00:32:09Wait a minute, let's ask a female.

00:32:11You, how are you handling the issue of infidelity?

00:32:13Don't know.

00:32:14I've never given them time, I'm faster than them.

00:32:17What are called preventive horns.

00:32:19Hey, your girlfriend wants to kick me out of the house.

00:32:21Belén, let's not start with your jealousy and paranoia, okay?

00:32:23Yes, it's true, he's going to buy the apartment from Concha.

00:32:26You see? To keep you more under control.

00:32:28Never mind, she's making it up so he'll get back with her.

00:32:30Belén, you have to get over it, okay?

00:32:31Stress makes you fat and we're in the middle of Operation Bikini.

00:32:33Well, whatever you want.

00:32:35But talk to Carmen, I'll see you on the street.

00:32:37Hey, you're being a bit much with Belén, aren't you?

00:32:39Another disappointment like this and menopause is coming.

00:32:42Well, I'm going to share these little movies.

00:32:44That's right, let's go outside.

00:32:45You guys are so funny, I'm cracking up.

00:32:51Come on, pedal it and see if it takes off.

00:32:53Of course, that way you do the distribution beforehand.

00:32:55Paco, you look like a winner at a flying finish line.

00:32:57What the hell are you using now, man!

00:32:58Come on, parakeet, shoot it.

00:33:00Come on, Indurain.

00:33:01Come on, Indurain, let's go for the sixth stage.

00:33:06Please turn off your cell phones and don't smoke.

00:33:09His Excellency Mr. Mauricio Hidalgo presides.

00:33:12Emilio, sit down, don't be a suck-up, please.

00:33:14Hey, it can't be made nice.

00:33:16Hey, really, does it seem a little strong to us that two of them together on the same day?

00:33:19Don't complain so much.

00:33:20We've already noticed that you and your boyfriend take turns.

00:33:22I protest strongly.

00:33:24This president doesn't plan.

00:33:25Not only has he been unable to fire the assistant,

00:33:28but has also made public the boiler purge schedule

00:33:30nor the budget for lubricating the moving parts of the elevator.

00:33:33Juanito, don't be a pain, it's only been noon.

00:33:36It doesn't matter, if I called the meeting to say that...

00:33:39that I leave it, that...

00:33:41that I'm sick.

00:33:42I already noticed you were looking bad.

00:33:44You have smokey eyes.

00:33:45That's a spring allergy, man.

00:33:48Chinchón, with a little honey and as good as new.

00:33:50No, unfortunately it is more serious because...

00:33:54It's that Fernando has been on a trip to Zimbabwe,

00:33:56at Lawyers Without Borders, and...

00:33:58I have been infected by an unknown virus.

00:34:03He was doing all kinds of tests on me,

00:34:04but they still don't know what I have.

00:34:06We're all very worried, really.

00:34:12Keep going, keep going, keep going.

00:34:13I can see everything better from here, without blind spots.

00:34:17Hey, but how do you dare to say something like that,

00:34:20in such a closed place?

00:34:22Well, that's what a letter is written,

00:34:24or we will enter through the radio patio.

00:34:26But you, are you going to swallow it?

00:34:28That's a smokescreen to shirk their responsibilities.

00:34:32No, man, let him go now before he sneezes,

00:34:34that we are in the front row.

00:34:36Well, we will have to proceed with a new draw.

00:34:38to elect a president.

00:34:40Can I press the button?

00:34:41No, I protest.

00:34:43This is from Banana Republic.

00:34:44You can't be electing a president every six hours,

00:34:46and less so with a computer.

00:34:47What, is that a video game?

00:34:49Yes, President Evil.

00:34:50Third to Lucia Alvarez.

00:34:52That?

00:34:53No, no, no, no, no.

00:34:54The posh girl in power.

00:34:56Votes in favor of putting the jacuzzi back?

00:34:58Hey, no, really, I've already been president once.

00:35:00and I don't want to be that again.

00:35:01Come on, I'd rather have a sore ovaries.

00:35:03Has the machine chosen you?

00:35:04Hey, no, no, I'm also now

00:35:06at a very delicate professional and personal moment.

00:35:09But, look, you don't have a job, right?

00:35:11Well, that's why, very delicate, no, no, no.

00:35:13It is mandatory.

00:35:16Lucia, if with administrator it is not so difficult.

00:35:19Okay, this is already a fair raffle.

00:35:20A pilot dog, a clown, a presidency,

00:35:23what does it matter?

00:35:24It's hard to feel, Lucia president.

00:35:28It's hard to feel, Lucia president.

00:35:30It's hard to feel.

00:35:34Look, Roberto, don't waste my time.

00:35:35Do you really have the money to buy this car?

00:35:37Yes, he is loaded.

00:35:38Some Americans bought a comic book from him for five kilos.

00:35:42José Miguel, stay still or you'll stain my upholstery.

00:35:44And why are you selling it?

00:35:46Financial problems?

00:35:48No, no, no, no.

00:35:49The thing is, I'm looking for something more familiar,

00:35:50Because Lucía and I are already thinking about having children

00:35:52and I want to avoid the classic trunk crisis.

00:35:55This doesn't fit, you're wearing too many clothes.

00:35:57And of course, you start the holidays with resentment.

00:35:59and then they blow up the beach bar.

00:36:01Calculating the route.

00:36:03Get down from there.

00:36:04Get off.

00:36:05I'll give you two kilos.

00:36:08Two kilos, Irene.

00:36:09Look, this cost me eight.

00:36:10Yes, what?

00:36:11It only carries two kilos in extras.

00:36:12Navigator, Bluetooth, Bichenon headlights,

00:36:14heated seats.

00:36:15Very good.

00:36:17Don't start it.

00:36:18Look.

00:36:19Why don't you go play marbles for a while?

00:36:21Okay, but take it easy, okay?

00:36:22We don't buy it from you.

00:36:24Well, I'll try it.

00:36:26And if that's the case, we're talking about pasta.

00:36:27No, no, no, no, no.

00:36:28I drive and if anything I'll give you a ride.

00:36:30If I don't try it, I'll pass.

00:36:33Okay, fine, but be careful,

00:36:34that's a lot of car for you.

00:36:37I fit in here.

00:36:38No.

00:36:39Boy, this is a two-seater.

00:36:41Then get off.

00:36:43Get on.

00:36:43Do not step on the floor mats.

00:36:45Ah.

00:36:45Yeah.

00:36:46You're going to be good with kids, huh?

00:36:47And carefully,

00:36:48that the road is not a circuit.

00:36:50The important thing is to return.

00:36:50But Emilio,

00:36:57may I know where you were?

00:36:59Did you have me worried?

00:37:00And why don't you pick up the phone?

00:37:01It's that I was in a meeting

00:37:02and I disconnect it to avoid aggression.

00:37:04No, look,

00:37:04if you were with Belén,

00:37:05tell me, okay?

00:37:06No, no,

00:37:06no.

00:37:06You can ask the owners.

00:37:10What was I going to tell you?

00:37:11What are you doing with the suitcase?

00:37:13I have sold my apartment

00:37:14so that we can be together.

00:37:15It's that I think the problem

00:37:16that we have had

00:37:16It's been because we lived apart, darling.

00:37:18Women,

00:37:18But you're going to be very uncomfortable here.

00:37:20But it's only a few days.

00:37:21I'm going to buy the third B.

00:37:23Oh yeah?

00:37:26My son,

00:37:27we can talk for a moment.

00:37:31Hey,

00:37:32that your father was,

00:37:33clear,

00:37:34It's the only thing.

00:37:42But how does it occur to you?

00:37:44bring the girlfriend here

00:37:45without telling me?

00:37:45But what has she been, dad?

00:37:46How am I going to bring anyone here?

00:37:48If we don't fit.

00:37:49And now where the hell do I sleep?

00:37:50What do I know?

00:37:51take a mattress out to the patio

00:37:52that it's already good

00:37:53and so you fall asleep counting stars.

00:37:55But what stars?

00:37:55If the clothes are hanging.

00:37:56Well, then you count.

00:37:57underwear and bras.

00:37:59It's that you are always negative.

00:38:01Or you raise the volume

00:38:02or you can't hear it here.

00:38:03That Carmen has gotten into him

00:38:04at home to Emilio.

00:38:05Ah, but you heard it.

00:38:07Yes, yes, yes.

00:38:08Ah, I'm going deaf.

00:38:09Let's see,

00:38:09the special envoys.

00:38:11We are now returning the connection

00:38:12to central studies, yes?

00:38:14And don't give me any more problems.

00:38:16I already have enough of them.

00:38:17I don't sleep in the yard.

00:38:19Hey,

00:38:20shortly.

00:38:21Hey,

00:38:21now that I bring a mattress

00:38:22and a glass of water, eh?

00:38:24You look more and more like your mother.

00:38:26What a pity about genes.

00:38:31Honey, where were you?

00:38:33I need to talk to someone.

00:38:34They made me president

00:38:35of the community

00:38:35and...

00:38:36and I really want to cry.

00:38:38It's true,

00:38:40forgive me, dear,

00:38:41that I have entertained myself a little,

00:38:42that was having

00:38:43a car accident.

00:38:44That?

00:38:45Well,

00:38:45I was actually having it

00:38:46Roberto,

00:38:47that I was going to buy it.

00:38:48And the boy José Miguel

00:38:49he has insisted on coming.

00:38:50And on a curve

00:38:51has spread

00:38:52there above Roberto

00:38:52and like Roberto

00:38:53He doesn't know how to do counter-steering,

00:38:54Well, come on,

00:38:54and against the median.

00:38:55But you're okay, aren't you?

00:38:56Yes, yes.

00:38:57But you had to see the car.

00:38:59The car didn't deserve such an end.

00:39:01Tell me it's insured.

00:39:02No, of course it is.

00:39:04But at least

00:39:05It will take a month

00:39:06in fixing it.

00:39:06Well, in a month

00:39:07we no longer have a home.

00:39:08Hey,

00:39:09What if now that you are president?

00:39:11we surely have access

00:39:12to the community accounts?

00:39:13What if we grab like this?

00:39:14in small quantities

00:39:15little by little the same thing later?

00:39:16Carlos, no, please,

00:39:17that we are just starting

00:39:17to look like the Cuestas.

00:39:19It's true.

00:39:20How awful.

00:39:21Hey, Roberto,

00:39:22where did he get the money from

00:39:22to buy the car?

00:39:23Because he sold it

00:39:24a comic to some Americans.

00:39:26Of course

00:39:26These people already buy anything.

00:39:27What if I ask him for the money?

00:39:30No.

00:39:31No, no, no, no, no.

00:39:32That is humiliating.

00:39:33Why not?

00:39:33We are friends

00:39:34and we have been boyfriends

00:39:35for a long time.

00:39:36No problem.

00:39:36It's humiliating for me.

00:39:38Hey,

00:39:38What if we install

00:39:39an erotic webcam

00:39:40of those from the Internet?

00:39:41We put a camera there,

00:39:42we walk around naked

00:39:43and we do a little bit

00:39:44of sex in prime time.

00:39:45No.

00:39:46I'd better try it.

00:39:47Roberto's.

00:39:47I'll talk to him tomorrow.

00:39:48Hey?

00:39:49If you don't want to.

00:39:52Are you angry?

00:39:55Man, it hurts.

00:39:59How awkward is this?

00:40:00of living without money?

00:40:02No.

00:40:03No.

00:40:04No.

00:40:06Leave her alone.

00:40:07Slut.

00:40:09Don't even come near it.

00:40:11It's mine.

00:40:13It's mine.

00:40:15Dear.

00:40:16I killed you,

00:40:17daughter of a bitch.

00:40:19My love,

00:40:20Do you want a glass of water?

00:40:22I'll kill them both.

00:40:24You're dreaming, aren't you?

00:40:26No.

00:40:27Carmen.

00:40:27Life.

00:40:28Life.

00:40:29Life.

00:40:38Life.

00:40:44Hello, come on.

00:40:45Rain of mites.

00:40:46A little care,

00:40:47man.

00:40:48What are you doing sleeping there?

00:40:50That this is a common area.

00:40:51Damn, if you make room for me in your bed...

00:40:53Are we missing already?

00:40:57Hey, don't mess with my balls, I'm going to barbecue, okay?

00:41:00The sardines are on sale.

00:41:04You see? I've already got a cold.

00:41:08Emilio, ask me now at the clinic.

00:41:14Concha, you look bad. Go to bed.

00:41:16No, no, I'll hold on.

00:41:19I want to see the posh girl throwing Paqui out.

00:41:22It's coming.

00:41:23Second jump.

00:41:24Excuse me, just a second, can I...?

00:41:25Be careful, it's freshly waxed!

00:41:27It's that you young people are going crazy.

00:41:29Come on! Dress me slowly, I'm in a hurry.

00:41:31Sorry, sorry.

00:41:33I am Lucía, the president of the community.

00:41:35Wasn't the president that guy over there?

00:41:37Or do you rotate like in football?

00:41:39No, he's just sick.

00:41:40So I have come on behalf of everyone...

00:41:42What's up? Who complained?

00:41:44Nobody, nobody, nobody.

00:41:45Hey, I've left other stairs for this one, right?

00:41:47And with stoneware tiles, which are easier to clean.

00:41:50No, no, no, but if you clean really well, it's not that, really.

00:41:52Well, let's see if you can get me up there because I can't make it.

00:41:56Now they've raised the price and they've messed up my shopping basket.

00:41:59I've switched to pork and when the boy comes to eat, he says what does it cost him?

00:42:03It's the internet's fault, because they are over-informed.

00:42:06Any day now I'll cut the cable.

00:42:08Well, well, calm down, calm down.

00:42:10Look, listen, yes.

00:42:11No, no, I'm listening to you.

00:42:12Someone is going to your house to clean for you because I haven't seen any of my friends come by.

00:42:15Well no, the truth is I don't have a maid, no, no.

00:42:17I have Tuesday mornings and Thursday afternoons free.

00:42:20Because you're the president, I'll let you have it for 6.50 an hour and I'll give you one out of every ten.

00:42:24Like a hypermarket offer?

00:42:26No, yes, really, my boyfriend and I get along very well and I'm never home.

00:42:30I'll ask the doorman for the key.

00:42:32You, forget it, from now on your house belongs to Paki.

00:42:36And I won't keep you any longer, I'm very busy.

00:42:43What a genius, the girl didn't even see the blows coming.

00:42:46The Pocky Tyson.

00:42:47Now you're going to pay him.

00:42:48Look, I've done what I could.

00:42:49Until I realize.

00:42:51Go away, posh lady.

00:42:54Go away.

00:42:55But what do you have?

00:42:56He can't stand for that long and his varicose veins are bleeding, damn it.

00:43:00No!

00:43:01What's burning?

00:43:02Come on, come on in.

00:43:03Come on, run.

00:43:08I'm very sick.

00:43:10It's that Carmen has moved in with me in the doorway.

00:43:12And I don't know, but I notice she's different.

00:43:13Yeah, what did we tell you, kid?

00:43:15There's a reason this is called a council of wise men.

00:43:17That girl is going to make your life miserable.

00:43:19But what are you talking about?

00:43:20If you have no idea about women.

00:43:22Hey, sorry, darling, but my wife and I have a 35-year-old master's degree.

00:43:26Failed.

00:43:26And last night Carmen, in her sleep, said very strange things.

00:43:30Let it go!

00:43:31It's mine!

00:43:32I'm going to kill you, you son of a bitch!

00:43:33Well, maybe it was on sale, huh?

00:43:35There are butcher shops in those piles of clothes.

00:43:37It's true.

00:43:38My mother was a Green Beret for Fantastic Week.

00:43:40Dreams should not be given importance.

00:43:42They are sound traps.

00:43:43The other day I dreamed that I was having sex with Camila Parker Woods in Buckingham.

00:43:48The queen mother appeared drunk and did not discover.

00:43:50And the ghost of Lady Di also seemed to me.

00:43:54Well, a Paschal candle.

00:43:55If dinner is very late, Dad, I've told you.

00:44:00Yeah?

00:44:01Where are you?

00:44:02At the video store, doing some things.

00:44:05Sure?

00:44:06Look, I'm leaving the class and heading over there, okay?

00:44:08Yes, yes, yes, I'm here.

00:44:10Tell him something, he doesn't believe me.

00:44:12Don't worry, Carmen, she's at the video store.

00:44:15Who is that?

00:44:17Well, Natalia, the president's daughter who is working here.

00:44:19Send me a photo with your cell phone.

00:44:21Well, well, well, now I'll send it to you, okay?

00:44:23Yes, okay.

00:44:25Let's see how the hell that's done now.

00:44:27What's happening?

00:44:28Come on, put some more, so she doesn't go out alone, she worries.

00:44:32Man, I don't know how you sleep with that girl.

00:44:34One day you're going to wake up and your member has been cut off with a knife,

00:44:37like that American one.

00:44:38Emilio, leave her before things get more complicated for you.

00:44:42Well yes, because that is without living.

00:44:44As soon as I get home from college, I'll cut her off.

00:44:47You've turned out so bad, damn it.

00:44:49Of course, because it will have few megapixels.

00:44:52Mariano, are you okay?

00:44:53Do you look bad?

00:44:54Well no.

00:44:55Come on, give me a beer, my pH must be out of balance.

00:44:59Mauri, really, you don't know what a mess you've made me, huh?

00:45:02Now I have to hire a maid,

00:45:04just when Carlos has not launched the proletarian attack.

00:45:06Lucia, don't worry.

00:45:08If you don't want to be president, resign with some excuse.

00:45:10I don't know, fake an illness, for example.

00:45:12No, come on, I would be incapable of that, that, that's miserable.

00:45:16Look, I came to tell you that I hate you.

00:45:18But in a good way, right?

00:45:20Don't worry, you'll see how quickly it will go by, even if it's only a short time.

00:45:23One year.

00:45:24Yes, but with the help of a good psychologist, that's just a walk in the park.

00:45:26Plus, you can charge it to the community.

00:45:28Hello.

00:45:30Hello.

00:45:31Hey, Lucia, you probably had the measles, right?

00:45:33Let's see if it infects you.

00:45:34Oh, poor thing.

00:45:35Ah, no, no, I was saying it for him, I was saying it for Mauri.

00:45:37What do you mean measles?

00:45:38That?

00:45:39And what about that African disease that the baffled doctors had?

00:45:42No.

00:45:44And they are, huh?

00:45:45They are.

00:45:46It is a mutation of the virus.

00:45:48They start doing nuclear tests like a fool and of course...

00:45:50Mauri, I expected to be stabbed by anyone but you.

00:45:53Okay, I made that up.

00:45:54And?

00:45:55I can't be president of the community, I can't, it's beyond my strength.

00:45:58I prefer to become heterosexual.

00:46:00Also, I just got back together with Fernando, it's a very delicate moment in the relationship,

00:46:03I want to give it my all.

00:46:05Of course, and since my life is empty and shit, well, to Lucía, president,

00:46:08since I have nothing else to do...

00:46:09But it was the computer, blame President Choser.

00:46:12This, this, this you pay me for.

00:46:14But don't go off like that, angry. I swear I'll support you in any contributions you propose.

00:46:19You've done well, haven't you?

00:46:20You can't make more mistakes with fewer sentences.

00:46:22I thought I already knew.

00:46:24Now yes.

00:46:25But I don't care.

00:46:26I'm going to take my suitcase and I'm going to put inside my swimsuit, my toiletry bag and my guilt complex,

00:46:31because I'm going with Fernando Fuerteventura.

00:46:34Thirty-nine point eight.

00:46:36It's not much, is it?

00:46:37How are you going to go on your trip?

00:46:38But look how you are.

00:46:39Better yet, we get out of bed.

00:46:48Hello darling.

00:46:49Hello.

00:46:50Hey, sorry, I got a little naughty on the phone earlier, but sometimes when I'm teaching there, alone in front of the blackboard, images of Belén and you and I suddenly come to mind, and I get a little...

00:47:04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:05Look, but look, I think this whole cuckolding thing has affected you a little, which is very normal.

00:47:11No, but I'm getting it under control, okay? And when you sent me the photo, I felt a lot more at ease.

00:47:15Yeah, Carmen, the thing is, it seems to me this isn't going to work. Is it better to leave it alone?

00:47:22No.

00:47:23What do you mean no?

00:47:24We don't abandon him. He won't abandon me. Would you like something to eat?

00:47:29Well, I don't know, make me a steak and potatoes.

00:47:35But we'll have to talk about the other stuff, right? Because I want to leave it.

00:47:39Put the countertop.

00:47:41Well, well, well. And should I add a spoon?

00:47:43Liza, Concha is very sick, she has a fever and hives.

00:47:49Can't you tell the president that's what she chose the machine for?

00:47:53It's just that it's not there.

00:47:54Ah, I wanted to see you there. The presidency is a public service.

00:47:58It's clear this girl isn't up to the task.

00:48:00What's happening?

00:48:02No, no, no. No, please. Don't bury me with my husband.

00:48:07I don't want to see him ruined.

00:48:10Look, his fever has gone down a little.

00:48:13What does it matter? You've put the thermometer in backwards and it still reads 38.

00:48:17This is an allergy. During this time, tropospheric ozone levels increase, and respiratory problems increase.

00:48:22And you're not a nurse? Well, admit it.

00:48:25Yes, no, but it is an allergy. I agree with your diagnosis.

00:48:29I have to say what we are all thinking.

00:48:32This is the African virus that Fernando brought to Mauri.

00:48:35I could have brought her an elephant hair bracelet. I have one.

00:48:37Please, Nieves, don't create social alarm. This is an isolated case.

00:48:41Mr. Juan, my father is very ill. Look at his face.

00:48:44Can I use your kitchen to make you some broth?

00:48:46It's spreading. We have to do something now.

00:48:50Then I'll sign you up for the water skiing course. You have to book the instructor early.

00:48:53Yes. Well, I'm more of a book and hammock person, but if you want us to do extreme sports,

00:48:59We can rent a pedal boat, they say there is a lot of current there.

00:49:04It's a bit of a hoarse voice.

00:49:06Yes, yes, yes. It's just that in the newsroom, as soon as the sun comes out a little, they turn the air conditioning on full blast.

00:49:11Hey, the horoscope guy is on sick leave, I'm doing it for him.

00:49:14Do you want me to tell you what I've come up with for yours?

00:49:17You'll find love on your next trip. Avoid white sandals.

00:49:21Please, I still have good taste.

00:49:24I don't know, since you're from London. Hey, I'm really excited to take this trip with you.

00:49:30Me too. Well, I'll pick you up tomorrow, the plane leaves at 11.

00:49:34Kisses.

00:49:42The white or orange swimsuit. White is a bit like an old man's, isn't it?

00:49:47You don't need to answer.

00:49:48You're still thinking about going to Fuerteventura. If the captain sees you show up on the plane with that face, he'll never take off, okay?

00:49:52Nothing, some potatoes with mojo and as good as new.

00:49:57Mauri, one question. What exactly did those tests say?

00:50:01Your illness is very dangerous.

00:50:04A lot.

00:50:05Doctors even fear that it could be fatal.

00:50:07Man, they didn't tell me directly, but I saw it reflected in their faces.

00:50:11The nurse's face was a requiem.

00:50:14Forgive me. It's better not to expose yourselves.

00:50:16Late in the day, nice. You're stretching it. We have two more cases. Go for it.

00:50:21I want to push, damn it. We're so weak.

00:50:23But what are they doing? No, no, no, no.

00:50:24Yes, yes, yes, Mauri. It's better if they stay with you. We have to concentrate the viral focus on ground zero.

00:50:28Doesn't the evidence say it's deadly?

00:50:30Yes, but in chickens or fruit flies. In humans, it's only fatal.

00:50:36But if you don't recover, that's it. So maybe you'll be left with a sequel, a mole, a tic, but nothing more.

00:50:43Also, I had the tests done by an intern. The results won't be back until tomorrow.

00:50:47Well, until they arrive, they're staying here.

00:50:49But hey, what's going on here?

00:50:50Well, the epidemic has spread and those infected must be isolated.

00:50:53The president always looks so cute.

00:50:55Lucia, come to your senses, these people want to turn my house into a leper colony.

00:50:59No, no, no. Well, that's much better, isn't it, Mauri? Because as long as we don't know what you've got...

00:51:03Hey, don't be spiteful.

00:51:05A president has to know how to make these kinds of decisions, even if they're very painful, right?

00:51:10Bye bye.

00:51:11Lucia, please.

00:51:12You have to understand. It's a matter of public health.

00:51:15If it's only going to be until you get the final tests.

00:51:18Well, but tomorrow they leave, eh?

00:51:19That each one agonizes in his home with his loved ones.

00:51:22Concha! Don't give up! Fight!

00:51:24Dad, I love you. Tell Mauri to give you something, you haven't had breakfast.

00:51:28Hey, why don't they give us all those masks?

00:51:30Oh, of course! That's three euros.

00:51:33What are you saying? And you send them to the hospital?

00:51:38I'm dizzy.

00:51:39Someone takes me to the bathroom.

00:51:41Mauri, these people can't stay here.

00:51:43There is no room.

00:51:44Look, I'm going to tell everyone it's just measles and fill it up.

00:51:46Well, if you do that, they'll make me president of the community again and they'll hate me for lying to them.

00:51:51And I'll be another Juan Cuesta and my life will be like hell and the idea of suicide will constantly haunt my mind and you'll be a lesbian with an orphaned child.

00:51:59Okay, so what do we do? Do we all live here like a commune of plague victims?

00:52:02But it's just for one day. Tomorrow I'll make up a story that the tests have come back and that he'll be cured with some suppositories.

00:52:07But then they'll make you president again.

00:52:08No, because my strain is much stronger and it has left me with after-effects.

00:52:12So I walk for a few days, just like Fraga, and they believe it. You just don't think.

00:52:16The worst part is that you're believing it.

00:52:18Leave that, man, it's my son's.

00:52:20Oh, sorry, daughter. I want to do a bifidus snail thing.

00:52:24Hey, should we buy something for Hyperview?

00:52:26There's no live performance here, no! There's no live performance here!

00:52:31Damn, don't give me alcohol, give me something like that, nothing!

00:52:34Come on, man, don't be a sissy.

00:52:35But how did you even think of hooking yourself onto the bumper of a bus?

00:52:38Damn, because I was fed up with pedaling.

00:52:40The one with the flying bikes was doing well.

00:52:42Also, man, shut up, at least he'll punch himself. You almost killed me.

00:52:46Hey...

00:52:46Hello, Roberto, can we talk for a moment?

00:52:49Yes. The wound on your elbow has grit in it. Scrub it with the brush first.

00:52:53That?

00:52:55Don't worry, it's going to smell on you.

00:52:58What's happening?

00:52:58Nothing, look, I heard you're doing very well, right?

00:53:01That you are selling a comic to the Americans.

00:53:03And hey, I'm really happy.

00:53:05Thank you.

00:53:05Yes, yes, well, as soon as Carlos told me I started to cry with joy and my eyes were jumping

00:53:10there are some tears of emotion.

00:53:12Yeah. Hey, not for nothing, but what's the reason for this sudden display of affection?

00:53:17and sympathy?

00:53:18No, well I was thinking that maybe you could lend me a little money to pay

00:53:21three months of mortgage that I owe to the bank.

00:53:22No.

00:53:26And why not?

00:53:26What for? So you and Carlitos can live happily?

00:53:29I don't feel like it, it doesn't bother you.

00:53:30Hey, hey, Roberto, I've supported you for many months.

00:53:33And how did I know you were going to rub it in my face in the end?

00:53:36Roberto, please do it for our friendship, okay?

00:53:38I beg you.

00:53:39And for all the wonderful times we've spent in that house.

00:53:41Yes, beautiful.

00:53:43I'll keep one.

00:53:44Carlos, you and I in the living room.

00:53:45You telling me you were together and me staying in the background.

00:53:47I don't feel like it, don't fuck with me, find a way, like I did, like everyone else does.

00:53:51Go on, with your talent, without anyone's help, work hard.

00:53:54Man, how nice it is when you get laid at Christmas Eve dinner at Lucia's parents' house

00:53:57to the sister in the living room.

00:53:59But you got it.

00:54:00Hey, the drawing is excellent, huh?

00:54:02A tint, a lettering.

00:54:04And, well, I'm leaving because I have the bike in for inspection and between them giving me the pro forma invoice and...

00:54:08Well, goodbye.

00:54:09Hey, when did you sleep with my sister, ghost?

00:54:11Never, it's a poetic license.

00:54:13Oh, and that's how you make a living, huh?

00:54:14Telling our sex life in a comic.

00:54:16Well, don't worry, no one will find out, I've changed the names.

00:54:18Roberto, please, Robert and Lucy.

00:54:20I hope this is only sold in the United States.

00:54:22Well, on Saturday I'm signing copies at the Medina del Campo erotic comic festival,

00:54:26But come on, not many people are going to go either.

00:54:28Well, nothing, very good.

00:54:29You'll hear from my lawyer.

00:54:31Well, when I can afford it.

00:54:33Oh, and I don't have that big an ass.

00:54:36Well, I've also given you more chest.

00:54:40Man, you're really strong.

00:54:42On top of making a fortune thanks to her, when she needs help you don't want to give it to her.

00:54:46Have I asked for your opinion?

00:54:47Man, we real colleagues give our opinions without permission.

00:54:49Look, Paco, he thinks the same, but now he's too busy holding in his pain.

00:54:53He can't speak.

00:54:54Already.

00:54:55Already?

00:54:55Look, I'm not asking you to turn it off, but to turn it down a bit.

00:55:02When I clean, I like to listen to the radio because I feel lonely.

00:55:06And one of those tiny balls.

00:55:07That's bullshit, man.

00:55:09It pierces your eardrum from the inside.

00:55:10Wow!

00:55:11Put those feet up!

00:55:13Hello.

00:55:14Hello, honey.

00:55:14No, don't step there!

00:55:15Ah!

00:55:16Now she will come.

00:55:17Well, Roberto, he won't even lend us a single sweet.

00:55:19But you'll have to pay me, right?

00:55:21Yes, yes, yes.

00:55:22But my love, don't worry, I've already taken care of that.

00:55:24Have you called your father?

00:55:25No, I called yours.

00:55:26That?

00:55:27Yes, it occurred to me while I was in the bathroom, that's when I get creative.

00:55:30And nothing, I told him that we're together and that you were very upset that you were estranged because of a silly thing.

00:55:35He is delighted.

00:55:36But boy, of all the humiliations, that's the worst.

00:55:38Well, it's just a matter of swallowing a little more pride, because after all, we don't have much left.

00:55:42He's coming to dinner tonight.

00:55:43Do you want me to prepare it for you?

00:55:45Ah, well that would be a nice touch, really.

00:55:46Yeah.

00:55:47Well, you could have let me know, I've already told the boy to come pick me up at seven.

00:55:53Come on, this one.

00:55:56Look, Lucía, two technicians from the city council are coming, from the old buildings division.

00:56:00They're checking the beams, which are made of wood, well...

00:56:03Daughter, make sure the taps have pressure.

00:56:07Oh, and make sure the TV is clear.

00:56:08Mom, I told you to wait for us in the car.

00:56:11And this is a lady from the retirement integration program, and she oversees what architectural barriers are.

00:56:16Already.

00:56:17Emilio, how much money will the bank give you to show my house?

00:56:19For God's sake, Madam President, you offend me, don't you?

00:56:22Emilio.

00:56:22Forty euros per visit.

00:56:24Well, tell the bank to forget it, I'll pay what I owe tomorrow.

00:56:26Come on, get out.

00:56:27Well, since we're at it, I'll show it to you, shall I? Just in case.

00:56:28Emilio, come on, come on.

00:56:32Marisa, do you sometimes think about death?

00:56:34Yes, in bingo.

00:56:36When Herminia takes away our line.

00:56:37Look, I took the ashtray.

00:56:38No, I mean in yours.

00:56:39Because with all this Mauri virus...

00:56:41Yeah.

00:56:42...it made me think about how fleeting existence is.

00:56:44Look, for example, at this little fish, because yesterday it was so happy swimming peacefully in the sea.

00:56:51And now, here it is, battered and ready to fall into the pan.

00:56:55And everyone thought you were stupid and you were philosophizing with a big anchovy.

00:56:59Maybe they haven't been infected.

00:57:00Our countdown has already begun.

00:57:01We've been counting down for ten years.

00:57:04What you need to do is make a will so that the Treasury doesn't take over the house.

00:57:08Oops!

00:57:09Well, I don't have any of that.

00:57:10What do you mean no?

00:57:10You've told me a thousand times yes and that you were going to take me away if I didn't leave the chinchón.

00:57:14It was a bluff.

00:57:15I was leaving him scarred, he was older.

00:57:17Oh, and what were you going to do?

00:57:19Dictate it to the notary with the Ouija board?

00:57:20I just don't know who to leave in the house yet.

00:57:22Damn, me, I'm your sister.

00:57:24Marisa, I love you very much, but maybe someone will still come along and start a family.

00:57:29And I'll buy you the pin y pon farm.

00:57:31But tomorrow we'll call the notary, because you, by calling me on the other side, are likely to die tonight.

00:57:37What's happening?

00:57:38Do I have spots?

00:57:39No?

00:57:39The anchovy turns to me, and I'm going to look at myself.

00:57:42Don't waste my time with this, I don't know anything about it.

00:57:45Look how he jumps.

00:57:47Dad?

00:57:49Dad?

00:57:50I have no money.

00:57:51No, no, no, no, listen.

00:57:52Do you think Vicenta still has feelings for you?

00:57:53I hope not.

00:57:54It was so hard for me to get rid of it.

00:57:56I just heard that he's going to make his will and he doesn't know who to leave the house to.

00:57:59Do you have it in hand?

00:58:01Pablo, what have I told you about drugs?

00:58:03That I don't buy and that I expect to be invited.

00:58:04That was at your cousin Esther's wedding.

00:58:06I was drunk, I mean calm.

00:58:08Ah, they are bad and I shouldn't even think about it.

00:58:10Dad, I'm serious.

00:58:12Let's see, let's analyze the situation.

00:58:14Nobody believes your relationship with Nieves.

00:58:15And I was thinking about leaving Natalia, until she left me.

00:58:18This is like Big Brother, we're nominated here.

00:58:21Expulsion is a matter of time.

00:58:22But if you hook up with Vicenta, maybe she'll let us have the house and...

00:58:25Sorry, but my relationship with Nieves isn't that bad.

00:58:29I think we're making a comeback.

00:58:31Andrés, haven't you changed the sheets?

00:58:33Yes, darling, it's in case you were taking a nap.

00:58:35I was going to do it now.

00:58:36No, I've already changed them.

00:58:38What's happening?

00:58:38I have the face of a maid.

00:58:39No no.

00:58:40Of course, if I had it, you might be more attracted to it.

00:58:44She is a bit resentful, she has a hard time forgetting things.

00:58:47But now I buy a dried flower arrangement and take it apart.

00:58:51Dad, don't fool yourself.

00:58:52Vicenta is the answer.

00:58:54Do you think I would get into the will?

00:58:57You are the man of her life.

00:58:58Hey, what did you leave for Carmen?

00:59:11Well, very well.

00:59:11What are you telling me?

00:59:12But I have told myself no.

00:59:14That we don't leave him and that he's not going away.

00:59:16What is done in these cases?

00:59:17Emilio, don't tell me about your life.

00:59:19And get out of here, because if he sees us here together, he'll mess things up for me.

00:59:21Come in a little bit of Christian charity,

00:59:23that you have more experience with frustrations and absurd relationships.

00:59:25Emilio, do you know what I'm telling you?

00:59:26You deserve it, you scum.

00:59:28Now you have a crazy woman in your house.

00:59:30Take.

00:59:30Hey, it's your fault, huh?

00:59:32That is unbalanced by the horns.

00:59:33If you don't see me, I've been teasing you all this time ago.

00:59:36Have I been provoking you?

00:59:37Oh no, but if you pass like that, in front of the goal.

00:59:40And when you pick up the mail, you read the letters sideways,

00:59:42so that your little channel can be seen clearly.

00:59:44Emilio, you are sick.

00:59:46But what do you do in your free time?

00:59:47Do you rape the mop?

00:59:48Hey, this is a problem between both of us, right?

00:59:49That last night he dreamed about you and said he was going to kill you.

00:59:52Me?

00:59:53Come on.

00:59:53I did rhythmic gymnastics when I was little and I kick like this.

00:59:56that I'll blow his head off.

00:59:57Yeah.

00:59:57To me with nonsense.

00:59:59Hello.

01:00:02Look, this is Enrique, the architect who is going to do the renovation for me.

01:00:05If you don't mind, let's go for a walk so you can get an idea.

01:00:08The thing is...

01:00:08Well, if you mind too.

01:00:09Well, it's not a good time, because the house is a mess.

01:00:13And yesterday I was going to clean, but my period just started.

01:00:16and I have run out of iron and trace foods.

01:00:19How scary, my God!

01:00:20Well, it looks awful.

01:00:21But you look at the spaces.

01:00:23You see?

01:00:23For example, we throw this away.

01:00:24Hey, the hotel is outside, which is tremendous.

01:00:26Look, and you're going to make this room into a dressing room for me.

01:00:28Come.

01:00:34Run, run, run, run, run.

01:00:36And then, we left this other one as the master bedroom,

01:00:40but taking advantage of the two windows.

01:00:41I mean, look, I would change the layout of the kitchen.

01:00:45These closets here are hideous.

01:00:47Ah, yes, yes, if the cupboards were.

01:00:49All open-plan, which gives you four square meters.

01:00:53Well, that's it, isn't it?

01:00:55Because this is the beauty of the house,

01:00:57Since it is so small, it can be seen quickly.

01:00:59Oh, not so small, huh?

01:01:00That three of the government's people come out of this.

01:01:02Hey, have you seen Emilio again?

01:01:06No, no, no, no, why?

01:01:08No, don't worry, it's just curiosity.

01:01:09I may be many things, but jealous.

01:01:11No, no, you can be seen.

01:01:13Come on, Carmen.

01:01:15God.

01:01:18Mortgage, what a bad time.

01:01:19You could have also warned me that he was coming.

01:01:21What did I know?

01:01:22Look, while I was there inside the Zanonio,

01:01:24I've come up with a plan to put an end to all this.

01:01:26Ah, very well, congratulations.

01:01:28Out!

01:01:28But listen to me, he doesn't listen.

01:01:30Look, I think that if Carmen returns to the goal

01:01:32and catches us both in bed

01:01:34making love well they coitus or they are asoran,

01:01:36Well, she sinks definitively and leaves.

01:01:38What do you think?

01:01:39A load of rubbish.

01:01:40Me too, but do what I thought.

01:01:41Look, Emilio, my life won't be much,

01:01:43but I have no interest in leaving this world.

01:01:46But if Carmen isn't going to do anything to you,

01:01:47He might insult you or pull your hair a little,

01:01:49but I will be there to defend you.

01:01:50No!

01:01:51But if I do it for you too,

01:01:52that you're going to be left homeless.

01:01:56Clear.

01:01:57Of course, if you don't think.

01:01:59Pussy!

01:02:03I don't know why you thought of putting a sweater on Valentin.

01:02:05with the heat it's making.

01:02:06Because they haven't searched the dogs yet.

01:02:09And look, free batteries.

01:02:13So we don't have to get up from the chair

01:02:15to change chain.

01:02:16Hello, Vicenta.

01:02:18Spring looks good on you, huh?

01:02:19You look younger.

01:02:21Oh yeah?

01:02:22Oh, son, may God preserve your sight.

01:02:24Hey, it's a beautiful day.

01:02:26Will you join me for a walk in the park?

01:02:28I'll treat you to ice cream.

01:02:29I have two sensitive teeth.

01:02:31Well, some unsalted sunflower seeds.

01:02:33Here, put the empaladillas in the freezer.

01:02:36and don't put anything on top of the sliced bread.

01:02:39But what time are you coming back?

01:02:40You have to make dinner.

01:02:42Don't know.

01:02:47Come, Valentine, handsome, come.

01:02:48You, what a good face you have.

01:03:04Aren't you sick?

01:03:06Maybe lesbians are immune.

01:03:08Bea, look how the blonde is.

01:03:10Mariano, please leave that now, it's a paid service.

01:03:13Hey, isn't that bad?

01:03:14Look, I'm going to tell her to take off her bra.

01:03:17How do you say it in English?

01:03:19Mariano, who was a great reserve,

01:03:20that he had saved it for a special occasion.

01:03:22We're all going to die, more special than this.

01:03:25Cowrie?

01:03:26Hello.

01:03:28Hey, would you mind if we delayed the trip for a few days?

01:03:31It's just that my throat is still sore.

01:03:32And if I fall while water skiing

01:03:34I won't be able to yell at the guy on the boat

01:03:36so that he comes back for me.

01:03:37The trip is already paid for.

01:03:38and they don't return the money.

01:03:40Can't you flirt with the travel agency?

01:03:43Put on your straight smile,

01:03:44that never fails you.

01:03:45Well, I'll see how I manage.

01:03:48So tonight I take advantage

01:03:49and I'm going to the university alumni party.

01:03:51What party?

01:03:52Former students of the university.

01:03:53Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've already said that.

01:03:55Who are you going with?

01:03:57With Diego.

01:03:58We'll make a quiz to see who got married,

01:04:00who have gone bald,

01:04:01who both things.

01:04:02Very well, then I'm in.

01:04:03What time are you picking me up?

01:04:05Aren't you sick?

01:04:06To bathe in the sea yes,

01:04:07but to go to a party I'm perfectly fine.

01:04:09Also, I dance a little, I sweat

01:04:11and my fever went down.

01:04:13Do you have a fever?

01:04:15A few tenths,

01:04:16but I've gorged myself on vitamin C.

01:04:17By the time you arrive I'll be at 36 and half bald.

01:04:19Well, whatever you want.

01:04:20I'll pick you up at 10.

01:04:22A kiss.

01:04:23That Fernando is going to a party.

01:04:25With Diego.

01:04:26Well, what do you care?

01:04:27Is it just a few hours?

01:04:28In a few hours Diego will have time

01:04:29to marry him and to divorce him.

01:04:31No, no, no, no.

01:04:32Fernando has to show off his boyfriend.

01:04:33Hey, but...

01:04:34Are you going to leave me here alone with these people?

01:04:37Yeah.

01:04:37Mauri is going to be cheated on.

01:04:40Madam, lie down, man,

01:04:41that you have a fever.

01:04:42And this thing about radiopatio

01:04:44is very slavish.

01:04:46Yeah.

01:04:47And you have closed the door?

01:04:48What sons of bitches!

01:04:53What's happening?

01:04:57Hey!

01:05:01How are you?

01:05:02Are you missing something?

01:05:03Juan, I'm not going to repeat it.

01:05:05Let us out right now.

01:05:06Mauri, don't get excited.

01:05:08That you sweat and lose mineral salts.

01:05:11We did it for the common good.

01:05:13And get inside

01:05:14that if the clothes hanging out get infected

01:05:16it must be burned.

01:05:23Is this really happening?

01:05:24or is it a fever delirium?

01:05:26Don't try hard, Mauri.

01:05:27We are bacteriological victims.

01:05:29We only have each other.

01:05:31Well, I'm getting out of here.

01:05:33Man, he's out.

01:05:37My daughter,

01:05:38The easy thing would be to gloat

01:05:39telling you that I already knew,

01:05:40that life is very hard.

01:05:42But I'm not going to do it.

01:05:43because I'm very happy.

01:05:44You finally got a boyfriend.

01:05:46as God commands.

01:05:47Thank you so much.

01:05:48This guy is really good, huh?

01:05:49And not the show-off

01:05:50with whom you came to live here.

01:05:52Your father had a holding company, right?

01:05:54Yes, yes, yes.

01:05:55What happens is that the relationship

01:05:56with my father right now

01:05:57is not going to be...

01:05:57Well, well, well.

01:05:58What are you going to tell me?

01:06:00Look, Lucia,

01:06:01me for a silly thing

01:06:02three years without talking about it.

01:06:04Dad, it's been six months.

01:06:05That.

01:06:06Ah, well, that.

01:06:07Oh, you don't know

01:06:08what we parents suffer

01:06:09with the children.

01:06:11Let's see if we talk less

01:06:12that at this rate

01:06:12I'm going to leave here at such a time.

01:06:14Paqui, everything is very delicious, huh?

01:06:16What? Is it over already?

01:06:17No, I'm taking care of myself

01:06:18to look good in Mallorca.

01:06:19Do you know what it costs?

01:06:20make a pepper salad?

01:06:23Hey?

01:06:23What do you know?

01:06:24If he has never done one in his life.

01:06:25Paqui, please.

01:06:26I'm already a little hungry.

01:06:28Man, he does have it.

01:06:29As if he's not going to get up

01:06:30until it is finished.

01:06:31Yeah.

01:06:32Oh, with hunger

01:06:33that there is in the world.

01:06:34With that he was going to leave.

01:06:36Eat a family.

01:06:37Take mine,

01:06:38that I don't like.

01:06:38Hey, no, no,

01:06:39that I can't take it anymore.

01:06:40Hey, I really like this lady, huh?

01:06:41You're going to run the house very well.

01:06:43Does it remind me of Gladys?

01:06:45That Cuban who grabbed

01:06:46by the neck of your mother.

01:06:47Do you remember?

01:06:47No.

01:06:48Well, of course you're going to agree.

01:06:49You were very little.

01:06:50Yeah.

01:06:51Well, my father...

01:06:53Oh, daughter.

01:06:54Do you need money?

01:06:56TRUE?

01:06:58How much do you want?

01:06:59Two thousand one hundred euros

01:07:00for the mortgage

01:07:01that's fine, now.

01:07:02Two thousand five hundred

01:07:03and that's how we paid Paqui.

01:07:05Two thousand five hundred.

01:07:06No, we round it up to ten thousand.

01:07:08To my girl and her boyfriend

01:07:09that they lack nothing.

01:07:10When are you getting married?

01:07:11Things aren't going well for me with Nieves.

01:07:17You're still stuck here.

01:07:19I already noticed furtive glances

01:07:21in the meetings.

01:07:22That's why when we crossed paths

01:07:23on the stairs

01:07:24you brushed past me.

01:07:27Yes, that was why.

01:07:29I've tried to forget about you.

01:07:31But this is too strong.

01:07:32Why don't we do something crazy?

01:07:34Now, is my sister home?

01:07:37No, not that.

01:07:37I say we run away together.

01:07:39I have a friend,

01:07:40ship captain.

01:07:41That he would marry us tomorrow.

01:07:43Race us?

01:07:44On a cruise?

01:07:46Almost, it's a tuna boat.

01:07:48But my friend has white hair.

01:07:49Like the one on vacation at sea.

01:07:51How exciting!

01:07:54What if we're not compatible in bed?

01:07:57Let's go little by little.

01:07:58That was after the wedding.

01:08:00Sorry.

01:08:01It's that from seeing Lorena Verdun so much

01:08:02I have become very modern.

01:08:04I'm going to tell Marisa.

01:08:06No, no, no.

01:08:07It has to be something secret,

01:08:09clandestine.

01:08:10You get ready,

01:08:11that tomorrow at dawn

01:08:13we ran away.

01:08:14This is going to work, Andrés.

01:08:21I love you.

01:08:24Oh,

01:08:25It must have been a bit early for me.

01:08:27Bye bye.

01:08:28Let's see, Mrs. Inés,

01:08:32pulls inwards.

01:08:34Come on.

01:08:34Marisa,

01:08:36Something clandestine just happened to me,

01:08:38marvelous.

01:08:39Let's see,

01:08:40mothership calling Vicenta.

01:08:42Doesn't it seem a little strange to you?

01:08:44that the War suddenly

01:08:45ask you to marry me?

01:08:47You've been spying on us.

01:08:49Look,

01:08:49if you want a theme,

01:08:50we are going to Benidorm.

01:08:51That the Germans,

01:08:52between the sun and the beer,

01:08:54if they don't even know who they're sleeping with.

01:08:55Do you know what's wrong with you?

01:08:56That you are jealous.

01:08:57You told me to throw in the towel

01:08:58and that in this world

01:08:59I only have you.

01:09:00Well, look,

01:09:01It turns out there's someone else.

01:09:04And I have to do it.

01:09:05I always do everything.

01:09:09Are you going to marry Vicenta?

01:09:11It's faster

01:09:11that of the will.

01:09:13I'll do something

01:09:14so that I can put the house in my name

01:09:15and then you just have to leave

01:09:16that nature

01:09:17take its course.

01:09:19Well, well,

01:09:19if you are clear about it.

01:09:20And the topic

01:09:20of marital obligations,

01:09:22that?

01:09:22How are you going to approach it, huh?

01:09:23Sex at these ages

01:09:24is secondary.

01:09:25Vicenta what she is looking for

01:09:26he is a companion

01:09:27remote control.

01:09:29I know, huh.

01:09:31Andrew,

01:09:32the door.

01:09:33Tomorrow I'm running away

01:09:34with Vicenta.

01:09:35If Nieves asks you

01:09:36something that is the same

01:09:37no question,

01:09:38you tell him that I've left

01:09:39to renew

01:09:40the driver's license.

01:09:41War,

01:09:44Don't you think so?

01:09:44that you are a little bit

01:09:45cardboard

01:09:46to go gluing

01:09:47braguetazos?

01:09:48Marisa,

01:09:49I don't know

01:09:49what are you talking about.

01:09:51My intentions

01:09:51with your sister

01:09:52They are sincere.

01:09:53Sincere?

01:09:54Does Nieves already know?

01:09:56Damn,

01:09:56you're home!

01:09:58Marisa,

01:09:58you don't look well,

01:10:00Hey?

01:10:00You won't have caught

01:10:01the Mauri virus.

01:10:02Yes, yes, yes,

01:10:03Now that you mention it,

01:10:03It has spots, huh?

01:10:05About my face

01:10:06is chronic,

01:10:07I see you coming, man.

01:10:09Let's see,

01:10:09I don't have any African virus,

01:10:11it's just measles.

01:10:12I made it up

01:10:13to get away with it

01:10:13of being president.

01:10:14I have already confessed,

01:10:15you can open.

01:10:16Mauri,

01:10:16don't make things worse,

01:10:17I know it's hard,

01:10:18but you have to act

01:10:19responsibly.

01:10:20Because?

01:10:20Don't you believe it?

01:10:22Hey, that's true, huh?

01:10:23How is it going to be African?

01:10:24measles?

01:10:25The sarandonga

01:10:26would be then.

01:10:29I want you to know

01:10:30that as current leader

01:10:31of the opposition

01:10:32I'm going to do my best

01:10:33so that this does not happen again.

01:10:34Your misfortune

01:10:35will save lives.

01:10:37I'm fine, you bastards!

01:10:39They've opened, run!

01:10:42But let us out.

01:10:44Marisa,

01:10:45you are sick too.

01:10:46What the fuck am I going to be wrong with?

01:10:48It's Andrés

01:10:48who wants to get rid of me

01:10:50to take my house.

01:10:51He has a very high fever,

01:10:52he doesn't even know what he's saying.

01:10:55That?

01:10:56Mauri,

01:10:56I'm arriving by taxi,

01:10:57are you ready?

01:10:58I know you.

01:10:58Yes, yes, calm down,

01:11:00I'm going down right now.

01:11:02I jump around the yard,

01:11:03I'm going to get the sneakers.

01:11:04But you're going to hurt yourself.

01:11:05No,

01:11:06that have an air chamber.

01:11:07I jump with you.

01:11:09Hey,

01:11:09Do you know if Mauri

01:11:10Do you have money on this card?

01:11:12Ejero takes it from me.

01:11:14Shameless.

01:11:17Let's see, dad,

01:11:17stop, stop.

01:11:18We didn't get married,

01:11:19Well, why not?

01:11:20But hey, honey,

01:11:20What are you waiting for?

01:11:21You are with a boy who loves you,

01:11:22You are already 30 years old,

01:11:24I want grandchildren,

01:11:25everything fits.

01:11:26What's the problem?

01:11:27Well, we've been dating for a month.

01:11:28Well, well,

01:11:29I don't want to overwhelm you with the wedding,

01:11:30there is no hurry.

01:11:30Hey,

01:11:31How about in July?

01:11:32Plácido has a lot of concerts.

01:11:33in the summer

01:11:34and I want that at your wedding

01:11:36Plácido sings to you.

01:11:37Dad,

01:11:38if that is the condition

01:11:38so that you lend us the money,

01:11:40Well, look,

01:11:40it doesn't matter.

01:11:40And why not?

01:11:42I don't see it as such a bad idea.

01:11:44That?

01:11:48Lucia,

01:11:50will you marry me?

01:11:52Carlos,

01:11:53you are asking me

01:11:54that I marry you

01:11:55here in front of my father.

01:11:56And what about the assistant?

01:11:58Don't involve me

01:11:59that I don't want to know anything.

01:12:00Will you marry me?

01:12:02The thing is,

01:12:04I don't know,

01:12:04You have to think about those things

01:12:06so slowly

01:12:06because then it is for life

01:12:07and if not,

01:12:09yes I want,

01:12:09yes I want.

01:12:10Perfect.

01:12:15Well,

01:12:15I'm running away

01:12:15because if Plácido fails me

01:12:16I have to tie Julio up.

01:12:18Hey,

01:12:18What time is it now in Miami?

01:12:19And it could be Beyoncé.

01:12:21It's that we have a friend

01:12:22which would make me crazy excited.

01:12:23Of course,

01:12:24the two of them together,

01:12:25an Afro-Latin duo.

01:12:28Hey,

01:12:29Carlos,

01:12:30I want you to work with me.

01:12:31I'm building

01:12:32a new urbanization

01:12:33on the outskirts.

01:12:34The Angels of Don Rafael,

01:12:36that's me.

01:12:37Dad.

01:12:38Then I have another project,

01:12:39the Archduke's teaching 4.

01:12:41We are waiting

01:12:42to burn a mountain

01:12:43before they declare it

01:12:44national park

01:12:45because if not,

01:12:46Here we go,

01:12:46It's just that they screw us ourselves.

01:12:48Clear,

01:12:48but it sounds very interesting.

01:12:49Isn't that right?

01:12:50Yeah,

01:12:50Well,

01:12:50great,

01:12:51Well, nothing,

01:12:51Carlos,

01:12:52talk later,

01:12:52Hey?

01:12:53Okay.

01:12:53See you later.

01:12:54Bye bye,

01:12:55dad.

01:12:57Carlos,

01:12:58do you really want to marry me?

01:13:01Lucia,

01:13:01This is the most beautiful moment of my life.

01:13:04You won't be telling it in 20 years.

01:13:09Lucia,

01:13:10sorry,

01:13:11I've gotten a little green before,

01:13:13But it pisses me off that you're with that loser when you can.

01:13:16No,

01:13:16for,

01:13:17for,

01:13:17for.

01:13:18Mood,

01:13:19This beginning needs to be softened.

01:13:21Man!

01:13:22Roberto,

01:13:22how long?

01:13:23How are you here?

01:13:24Well, you see,

01:13:25It's that Lucía has asked me for money

01:13:27and since I'm doing very well now,

01:13:28well...

01:13:29No,

01:13:29don't worry,

01:13:29we have made peace

01:13:30and I left it to him.

01:13:32Me taking out the checkbook

01:13:33Nobody can beat me.

01:13:35Listen,

01:13:36I know that you and I

01:13:37we've never gotten along very well.

01:13:39Well no.

01:13:40But he couldn't help me get back to his daughter,

01:13:43is that I love her very much.

01:13:44Man,

01:13:44now I see it as a little difficult.

01:13:46she is going to marry Carlos.

01:13:53He's messing with me,

01:13:54No?

01:13:56Oh,

01:13:56Rafa is so funny.

01:13:58What Lucia and...

01:14:01Really?

01:14:03Really?

01:14:03Of course,

01:14:04you are invited to the wedding,

01:14:05Hey?

01:14:05Come on,

01:14:06Roberto,

01:14:06without hard feelings.

01:14:08Hey,

01:14:08don't miss it

01:14:09that Julio and Beyoncé might be performing.

01:14:11Men are the ones who hit me as opening acts,

01:14:12heh,

01:14:12that drove the girl crazy.

01:14:16Don't fuck with me.

01:14:21Look,

01:14:22Carmen is about to arrive.

01:14:23As soon as you hear the curtain,

01:14:25you get on top

01:14:25and you start moving like this,

01:14:27in an swearing manner.

01:14:28No,

01:14:28that then I have more at hand

01:14:29to pull my hair.

01:14:30I'd rather be underneath.

01:14:31Come on,

01:14:32keep the clothes and throw them on the floor

01:14:33as if I had given you

01:14:33a burst of passion.

01:14:34Oh,

01:14:34No,

01:14:35and if I have to run away,

01:14:36what I do?

01:14:36Should I go out naked?

01:14:37Nativity scene,

01:14:37a little bit of please,

01:14:38that it is not a moment

01:14:39to get tight.

01:14:40Come on,

01:14:40Pussy.

01:14:41Oh,

01:14:42No,

01:14:42if I close my eyes

01:14:43and I see her coming in

01:14:44with a knife in a psychotic mood.

01:14:46That I am pending,

01:14:46If I see her come in armed,

01:14:47Well, I'll let you know,

01:14:48come on,

01:14:48fuck.

01:14:49Oh,

01:14:50I'm sorry,

01:14:52I'm going home.

01:14:54I know how these things end,

01:14:55I watch a lot of TV.

01:14:56Nativity scene,

01:14:56don't leave me hanging,

01:14:57Hey?

01:14:58Well now I'm going to tell you

01:14:59that we have done it

01:15:00and I'll send it to your home.

01:15:02Oh,

01:15:02My God,

01:15:03What do I do now?

01:15:04Because I have the feeling

01:15:05that I'm going to kill myself

01:15:06if it's just a first.

01:15:07You have to bend your knees

01:15:08and roll like paratroopers.

01:15:10Clear,

01:15:10and I hit my mouth

01:15:11against the barbecue,

01:15:12I don't know

01:15:12what does a barbecue do

01:15:13in a common area.

01:15:14Hey,

01:15:14if you're scared,

01:15:15I didn't blame myself.

01:15:16Mauri,

01:15:17This is absurd,

01:15:17you're going to break a leg

01:15:18for not trusting Fernando.

01:15:20See,

01:15:20I have invented myself

01:15:20an African disease

01:15:21not to be president

01:15:22and they locked me up

01:15:23in my own house

01:15:24with a gentleman

01:15:24who is eating my pâté.

01:15:26My life is completely absurd.

01:15:27I have a trick

01:15:28that my father used with me

01:15:29to teach me how to swim.

01:15:31Which?

01:15:32Oh!

01:15:34You see?

01:15:35It never fails.

01:15:37Hello darling.

01:15:38What are you doing?

01:15:39Nothing,

01:15:39here,

01:15:40waiting for you.

01:15:41What was that?

01:15:43You were with Belén,

01:15:44TRUE?

01:15:44No,

01:15:45No,

01:15:45No.

01:15:45Come on,

01:15:46I don't think so.

01:15:48Sorry,

01:15:48sorry,

01:15:48Emilio,

01:15:49I'll leave you some sneakers

01:15:49in the courtyard,

01:15:50then I'll pick them up.

01:15:51How good is this?

01:15:54What are you doing?

01:15:55Carmen,

01:15:56that I'm tired of pretending.

01:15:57If I am gay,

01:15:58I'm gay.

01:15:58I was drowning in the closet.

01:16:00Are you together?

01:16:02No!

01:16:03Mauri,

01:16:04this roll

01:16:05It's not what it seems

01:16:05and it no longer works.

01:16:06They have used it

01:16:07in too many movies.

01:16:08But then

01:16:08what were you doing with me?

01:16:09I needed you

01:16:10to avoid discrimination.

01:16:11It is that the guild

01:16:12of the goalkeepers

01:16:12it's like football.

01:16:13As soon as you come out of the closet

01:16:14they put you on the bench.

01:16:17Well,

01:16:18don't worry,

01:16:19Hey?

01:16:19No problem.

01:16:21I understand.

01:16:22Really?

01:16:23Yeah.

01:16:24Are you OK?

01:16:24Yeah,

01:16:25Yeah,

01:16:25Yeah.

01:16:25Yeah,

01:16:27Yeah,

01:16:27Yeah.

01:16:28I've been here for another day,

01:16:29clear.

01:16:31What's going on here?

01:16:33Fernando,

01:16:34Forgive me for saying,

01:16:35but it seems to me

01:16:35an irresponsibility

01:16:36that in your state

01:16:37step into this our community.

01:16:39What state?

01:16:39We know everything.

01:16:40You are the bearer

01:16:41of the African virus

01:16:42that is infecting us

01:16:43to everyone.

01:16:44They have declared themselves

01:16:45four cases.

01:16:46I'm into this

01:16:46to call the Ministry

01:16:47of Health and Consumer Affairs.

01:16:48But what the fuck?

01:16:49are you talking?

01:16:50I am perfectly fine

01:16:51and I haven't been

01:16:51in Africa in my life.

01:16:53And what disease?

01:16:54do these people have?

01:16:55A measles,

01:16:56if we have told you.

01:16:58Open us now!

01:16:59Have you locked us up?

01:17:00in here?

01:17:01Mauri!

01:17:02It is not assaulted

01:17:03to the patio through the window.

01:17:05Go on, you keep going.

01:17:06in top form,

01:17:07Hey?

01:17:07Bad!

01:17:08Open up for us!

01:17:09I have to talk to you!

01:17:11You stay there

01:17:11until all this is cleared up.

01:17:13Let's see if we go

01:17:13to spread the epidemic.

01:17:15Listen,

01:17:16that Andrés

01:17:16is creating a mess for you.

01:17:18It's going to be played

01:17:18with my sister.

01:17:20Lady,

01:17:20that cannot be mixed

01:17:21alcohol

01:17:22with the medications.

01:17:23Let's see if we read each other

01:17:23the prospects.

01:17:24Why do you think you are?

01:17:25that your boyfriend

01:17:25have you locked me in here?

01:17:26It's true!

01:17:27Marisa is fine!

01:17:28Open to us

01:17:29and I'll tell you everything!

01:17:31Me from my ex-husband

01:17:32I believe it.

01:17:33Me too.

01:17:34But why do you put me in?

01:17:35me in this mess?

01:17:35I'm leaving.

01:17:36No, no, no, no!

01:17:37Don't worry,

01:17:37If Carmen is already tired.

01:17:39They are spacing out

01:17:39the breaks.

01:17:43Host,

01:17:43but that's my computer!

01:17:45What a son of a bitch!

01:17:46And now how do I entertain?

01:17:47I to my father

01:17:47without minesweeper?

01:17:50Not with TV anymore.

01:17:58It seems he's already gone.

01:17:59Clear,

01:17:59is that in your house

01:17:59there's not much to break.

01:18:00Hey, Mauri,

01:18:01a little thing,

01:18:02that the kiss

01:18:03that I gave you before

01:18:04It was a lie, huh?

01:18:04I'm telling you

01:18:05so that you don't get excited,

01:18:06that with me people

01:18:07gets hooked.

01:18:08Don't worry,

01:18:09I will try to suppress

01:18:10my instincts.

01:18:12Oh,

01:18:12Sir.

01:18:19You are here,

01:18:20a little late, huh?

01:18:21You can know

01:18:21what's going on.

01:18:23This gentleman

01:18:23he has taken us for a ride

01:18:24to everyone

01:18:24creating an alarm

01:18:25unnecessary social.

01:18:26I challenge

01:18:27all events

01:18:28officers

01:18:28and I request the return

01:18:29from the previous SATUQ

01:18:30to his unfortunate choice.

01:18:31Juan,

01:18:32but in what

01:18:32had we agreed?

01:18:34I've already relapsed.

01:18:34Okay,

01:18:35I made it up

01:18:35all to avoid being president.

01:18:37You can now ride

01:18:37a board

01:18:38and turn green.

01:18:39We are leaving

01:18:39to a party

01:18:40that you have to introduce me to

01:18:40to your friends

01:18:41before they get drunk.

01:18:42What parties?

01:18:43You are sick.

01:18:44Hey,

01:18:44you haven't done all this

01:18:45just because Diego is coming?

01:18:46Fernanda,

01:18:47please,

01:18:47that I have changed.

01:18:48Hey,

01:18:49And what about the deadly virus?

01:18:50that I have brought

01:18:50to this community

01:18:51from Africa?

01:18:52The Sarandonga.

01:18:53The Sarandonga.

01:18:54Come on,

01:18:54happens.

01:18:55And on top of that they leave

01:18:57of fun.

01:18:57Come on, party!

01:18:59When I get my dream

01:19:00de-unionize everyone

01:19:00the presidents,

01:19:01I'm going to ride

01:19:02a commission

01:19:02of internal affairs

01:19:03for these cases

01:19:04do not go unpunished.

01:19:05How much have you spent

01:19:06measles as a child?

01:19:08I don't remember.

01:19:09Because?

01:19:09Well, because it seems to me.

01:19:10that you have been infected

01:19:11a bit.

01:19:12Or is it a pimple?

01:19:13Well, that was what I was missing.

01:19:14What are they for?

01:19:15those masks then?

01:19:17Well, so that's not the case.

01:19:17recognize us

01:19:18the patients.

01:19:20Let's see.

01:19:20Go!

01:19:30Wait, wait, wait.

01:19:31I just have to talk to you.

01:19:33Hey, look,

01:19:33I don't know

01:19:34what Emilio must have told you,

01:19:35but to me this afternoon

01:19:36he told me

01:19:36that I was crazy about you.

01:19:38For you, yes.

01:19:39Well,

01:19:39Have you written a poem?

01:19:40and all?

01:19:40Carmen, my darling,

01:19:41I love you,

01:19:42I adore you.

01:19:43The moon over...

01:19:44Emilio is gay.

01:19:46That?

01:19:46Yes.

01:19:47I caught him

01:19:47with Mauri in goal.

01:19:50I've been deceiving us

01:19:51at two o'clock.

01:19:54Yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:19:58Well,

01:19:58what I wouldn't do

01:20:00It is already buying this apartment,

01:20:01No?

01:20:01Because why?

01:20:02are you going to be suffering?

01:20:03No, I bought it.

01:20:04to screw you,

01:20:05But now, why?

01:20:06If it is that both

01:20:07we are victims.

01:20:08Now what we have

01:20:08what to do is support us

01:20:09much to each other.

01:20:12Should I call you a taxi?

01:20:13No, no, no,

01:20:14But how can I leave you alone?

01:20:15woman, after that disappointment?

01:20:17Also, you see,

01:20:18then at four in the morning

01:20:19it gives you the blues

01:20:19and you end up calling the tarot.

01:20:21No no,

01:20:21but if I already

01:20:22I neither feel nor suffer.

01:20:24What things are,

01:20:24that in the end you and I

01:20:25we're going to end up being friends.

01:20:28Weren't you looking for

01:20:28roommate?

01:20:30Hey?

01:20:31Yeah.

01:20:32Well, that's it.

01:20:33Oh?

01:20:33Oh, are you there?

01:20:41It's that my friend the captain

01:20:42of boat is waiting for us.

01:20:44I don't understand.

01:20:45Why can't it be?

01:20:46tomorrow the wedding?

01:20:47I already had it in charge

01:20:48to Pamela.

01:20:49Well,

01:20:49It has to be

01:20:50tonight.

01:20:51They have found

01:20:51a school of tuna

01:20:53with GPS

01:20:54and they have to leave immediately.

01:20:56But almost better.

01:20:57I can't wait any longer.

01:20:59Me neither, love.

01:21:01Oh,

01:21:01I almost forgot.

01:21:04You have to sign me

01:21:04a little thing.

01:21:05What is this?

01:21:06Separation of property.

01:21:07I have ordered it

01:21:08to a lawyer

01:21:08to prepare it for us.

01:21:10I don't want you to think

01:21:11that I'm marrying you

01:21:12to keep the store.

01:21:13No, I don't think about it,

01:21:14really.

01:21:15This is very unromantic.

01:21:17No,

01:21:17what's up?

01:21:18It's my way

01:21:18to show you

01:21:19that my love

01:21:20is absolutely sincere.

01:21:22Sign here,

01:21:23where the contracting parties put.

01:21:25You have to search

01:21:26immediately the first child,

01:21:27Hey?

01:21:28For it to be born

01:21:29both

01:21:29that of Leticia

01:21:30and the prince.

01:21:31Here you have them,

01:21:32about to leave

01:21:33of old boyfriends.

01:21:34Andrew,

01:21:35I want to hear it from your mouth.

01:21:37Are you going to leave me?

01:21:37to get married

01:21:38with the one with the bun?

01:21:39Well yes,

01:21:39what's happening?

01:21:40We love each other.

01:21:41Rejoice for us

01:21:42or get out of the way

01:21:42that a ship is waiting for us.

01:21:44Vicenta,

01:21:44who doesn't love you,

01:21:45who just wants to stay

01:21:46with our house.

01:21:47He is the black widower.

01:21:49Man.

01:21:49I did it for us,

01:21:51so we could

01:21:52live next door,

01:21:54but each one

01:21:55in his house,

01:21:55like Woody Allen

01:21:56and Mia Farro.

01:21:57And look how good

01:21:58that suits them.

01:21:58Yeah,

01:21:59they divorced

01:21:59and he got married

01:22:00with his daughter.

01:22:01With your daughter?

01:22:02Adopted and Chinese.

01:22:03Well,

01:22:03but they are Americans,

01:22:05there they have lost

01:22:05the values.

01:22:06What a stab, Andrés!

01:22:08Pick up your things

01:22:09and it comes out right now

01:22:10from my house.

01:22:11No, wait, Nieves,

01:22:12that everything can be talked about.

01:22:13Because of you

01:22:14I have lost the ability to do

01:22:14men.

01:22:16Well, look,

01:22:16lesbian,

01:22:17that almost suits you better.

01:22:18Vicenta,

01:22:18I'm sorry,

01:22:19it wasn't my intention

01:22:20make you.

01:22:20Come on, now!

01:22:23Come on!

01:22:28But when

01:22:28are we leaving?

01:22:30Thank goodness

01:22:30that is

01:22:31your older sister,

01:22:32what else?

01:22:35For the umpteenth time

01:22:36everything is clear now.

01:22:38They only have

01:22:38measles.

01:22:39Get out of my house

01:22:40and leave me alone.

01:22:41What if the virus

01:22:41has it mutated or what?

01:22:42Would we be in danger?

01:22:44innocent lives?

01:22:45We want to be with Bea.

01:22:47We need a doctor

01:22:48near.

01:22:49I'm a veterinarian.

01:22:50It also applies.

01:22:51With the chimpanzee

01:22:52we share

01:22:5395%

01:22:54of the genome.

01:22:55Besides,

01:22:56I can't

01:22:56move now

01:22:57from here

01:22:57because I am

01:22:58chatting.

01:22:59I am Conchita

01:23:01university.

01:23:03I warn you

01:23:03that this is

01:23:04reason for complaint.

01:23:05It can be considered

01:23:06breaking and entering.

01:23:07And you believe?

01:23:07that scares them?

01:23:08Well,

01:23:09with ordinary people

01:23:09It works, right?

01:23:10Mauri,

01:23:11I remember you

01:23:11that your behavior

01:23:12with the community

01:23:13has been fraudulent

01:23:13and that you are obliged

01:23:14to assume immediately

01:23:15your presidential obligations.

01:23:17Don't pay attention to him

01:23:17if he is delirious

01:23:18with fever.

01:23:20Look,

01:23:20let's go to your apartment.

01:23:21So yes.

01:23:21Mauri,

01:23:23Are you going to leave them here for me?

01:23:24Look, Bea,

01:23:25call the police.

01:23:25I've already called him

01:23:26to those who do not come.

01:23:27What a shame.

01:23:28And for that

01:23:28we pay taxes.

01:23:30Well,

01:23:30you and poops.

01:23:31Well, go on, you.

01:23:32Juan,

01:23:32let's go to bed.

01:23:33Why are you sick?

01:23:35Mauri,

01:23:36you have lost a friend.

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