Aquí no hay quien viva - 3x31 - Erase una luna de miel - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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Lucía no quiere saber nada del viaje de novios pero los vecinos sí. Le organizan una fiesta sorpresa y ella, aunque está enfadada con todos, les pasa los billetes del viaje de su luna de miel para que los sorteen. Emilio y Belén retoman su relación y, además, Emilio consigue sus primeras vacaciones. No les han tocado los billetes pero Ana, como trabaja de azafata, les consigue unos gratis para Cuba. El problema es que Belén no ha salido nunca de España y Emilio ni siquiera ha montado en avión. Por otra parte, Isabel y Juan toman la decisión de adoptar un niño, pero no van a ser ellos solos, ya que Mauri y Fernando también se deciden porque ven que Bea va rehaciendo cada día su vida y disfrutan de Ezequiel cada vez menos.

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00:00:00TRANSLAYER

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00:00:08DIPPEO

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00:00:11TO THE MOST

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00:00:17DIPPEO

00:00:18HERE, HERE, HERE

00:00:21THERE IS NO ONE ALIVE

00:00:22NOT HERE, NOT HERE

00:00:24DAD, GET DOWN AND WASH UP

00:00:27THE SECOND LANDING

00:00:28I WON'T TELL YOU MORE TIMES

00:00:30I am not registered with social security.

00:00:32If I slip and fall, I'll cause a lot of trouble for the community.

00:00:36Look, you're done being a social parasite, huh?

00:00:39The goal is not an all-inclusive.

00:00:40From now on you're going to have to start earning a living.

00:00:43Emilio, I can't help it because I have chronic tendonitis in my shoulder.

00:00:47Well, you're off to do some shopping.

00:00:48There's a 50 euro note in the napkin drawer.

00:00:51There was. I spent it.

00:00:53I've had a UVA session.

00:00:54You can tell by me?

00:00:55But well, but you who are stupid.

00:00:57But why does it give you UVA rays?

00:00:58Because I'm worth it.

00:01:00Go on, pull, pull.

00:01:01Come on, let me know what we're having for dinner tonight.

00:01:03But wait a minute, let me go back through the yard.

00:01:04Let's see who we go up to.

00:01:06Let him pull!

00:01:07And then people complain about stress.

00:01:09Stress is mine.

00:01:13I'm going to take the most refreshing break.

00:01:19Yeah?

00:01:21Yes, Pot.

00:01:22Is Belén there?

00:01:23No, he must be coming back from the dry cleaners.

00:01:27Did you want something?

00:01:28Well yes, but I don't think you can help me because it's something very personal.

00:01:32Come in if you want and wait for her.

00:01:34No, no, no, but I don't want to bother you either, you might be there with your things.

00:01:37No, no, I was taking advantage of the stationary bike.

00:01:40Since summer is coming, you have to put on your bikini.

00:01:42Ah, well yes, yes.

00:01:43Because...

00:01:44I don't know what I was going to tell you.

00:01:49My mind has gone blank.

00:01:50Turn on the TV if you want.

00:01:52Well yes, it will be better.

00:01:55The shit of life and what a shit of everything and...

00:01:58How disgusting!

00:01:59Ole and ole, the joy of the house is here.

00:02:01Emilio, I got fired because of you.

00:02:04The manager noticed that I left you the wedding suits.

00:02:06It turns out there were security cameras at the dry cleaners.

00:02:09But why?

00:02:09So you don't carry the irons?

00:02:12And what do you do playing sports?

00:02:13What more do you want?

00:02:14Get down there.

00:02:15But what do you care?

00:02:16No, no, that's what I was missing.

00:02:17Coming home and having you make me feel guilty.

00:02:19This bike is mine.

00:02:20But if you don't use it.

00:02:21What do you mean no?

00:02:22What do you mean no?

00:02:23Look.

00:02:23You should stretch a little more.

00:02:25I don't need it because when I was little I did rhythmic gymnastics.

00:02:29Belén, relax, you're very tense.

00:02:32It's the heat that has us all going crazy.

00:02:35I love it, let's relax a little.

00:02:36No, I don't want to relax.

00:02:38Leave me alone, I'm doing aerobics.

00:02:40And what are you doing?

00:02:42Aerobics.

00:02:43You're crazy, lost.

00:02:44And you?

00:02:46Are you better now?

00:02:47No.

00:02:48Well, wait a few minutes, I'll recharge my batteries and we'll do it again.

00:02:52No, Emilio, that's not it.

00:02:54But don't you understand?

00:02:55I'm out of work again.

00:02:56I don't know what I'm going to do with my life.

00:02:58Well, you never knew, Belén.

00:02:59Yes, but the years go by and I'm getting older and older.

00:03:03Well, 31 to 32, well, it's like...

00:03:07When did you turn them?

00:03:08Hey, I'm already sinking on my own, okay?

00:03:09You if that pushes up.

00:03:11Look, Belén, there are many good things in your life.

00:03:14Not so many, but there are some.

00:03:16For example, the orgasmic and emotional parts, you have those covered.

00:03:20And not everyone can say that.

00:03:22I wanted to go on vacation this summer and I won't have any money.

00:03:27Hey, why don't we go back?

00:03:30Emilio, don't mess things up anymore.

00:03:32Yes, yes, yes.

00:03:33This summer you and I are going to the beach and sending everything to hell.

00:03:35But if you don't have money.

00:03:37No vacation.

00:03:38No, no, no, no, but this is over, right?

00:03:39At tomorrow's meeting I'm giving an ultimatum.

00:03:41Either I get a vacation this year or I'm leaving.

00:03:44Damn, I want time to take care of ours.

00:03:47But are you serious?

00:03:48Of course, Belén.

00:03:49We have to start being happy now.

00:03:51That we deserve it.

00:03:53Oh.

00:03:58Oh, my sweetie.

00:04:00Hey, this room is an oven, huh?

00:04:02You have to tell Concha to put air conditioning on for you.

00:04:04Yes, of course, and a whirlpool.

00:04:07Honey, move over a little, you're making me hot.

00:04:10Damn, with the romantic moment.

00:04:13Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:17Not here, not here.

00:04:19Every day is like this.

00:04:21I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:04:23I was just looking for some peace.

00:04:26I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:04:28Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:30Not here, not here.

00:04:32No, no, no.

00:04:33Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:04:35Not here, not here.

00:04:36No no.

00:04:37The house rises and falls.

00:04:39I can't find the goalkeeper.

00:04:41The neighbors watch me and listen to me.

00:04:44I can't stand this place.

00:04:46Not here, not here.

00:04:47All my neighbors have them.

00:04:48If not, come to my apartment.

00:04:49Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:04:51Where clowns cry, thieves steal from us.

00:04:53And the stones are defeated in something to tell.

00:04:55Come in a shaker.

00:05:00Come in an earthquake and a volcano.

00:05:03Yeah.

00:05:05If you will have this ladder.

00:05:09Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:11Not here, not here.

00:05:14Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:16Every day is like this.

00:05:18I couldn't imagine it when I came here.

00:05:20I was just looking for some peace.

00:05:23And I wake up his cheek in the chop.

00:05:25Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:27Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:30Here, here, here there is no one who lives.

00:05:33No.

00:05:37Honey, breakfast is ready.

00:05:39What are you doing?

00:05:40Well, I'm settling the embryos.

00:05:42Do you know that I've taken a liking to this position?

00:05:44They say it is very good for blood circulation.

00:05:46Look, honey, I've been thinking about the bathroom, you know?

00:05:49And I think this is a little absurd.

00:05:52However, you are no longer of an age to be pregnant.

00:05:54Oh, shut up.

00:05:56My eggs are scared.

00:05:57It can be dangerous.

00:05:59You haven't given birth for over 20 years.

00:06:02Your reproductive system is on something else.

00:06:04Look, there's nothing better in the morning than being told how grown up you are.

00:06:08Does it give you energy to face life?

00:06:10Not me, I...

00:06:11No, darling, understand me.

00:06:13You look great.

00:06:15You are possibly at the pinnacle of your beauty.

00:06:17Now is when the feeling of guilt sets in.

00:06:23And you want to suck up to me, but I don't care like that.

00:06:26Well, there should be alternatives to biological motherhood.

00:06:29We could adopt a child.

00:06:30Phew, what a mess.

00:06:32Well, José Miguel would really benefit from a younger brother to help him mature.

00:06:35Someone to take responsibility for, to take care of.

00:06:37Well, calm down, just enough brown.

00:06:39You have lost all right to have an opinion.

00:06:41You go to your summer notebook and I'll correct it later.

00:06:44Let's see, Dad, do you understand the meaning of the word vacation?

00:06:47I should be at the beach, not doing this shit.

00:06:49Forgive me, but this booklet is very enjoyable and has a fantastic presentation.

00:06:53Many children love it.

00:06:54Man, there must be sick people everywhere.

00:06:57Also, don't you understand that I have to take the stress out of the whole course?

00:07:00But what stress?

00:07:01If you have been out of school for months.

00:07:03Yeah, man, but with stress.

00:07:05Because I was in the middle of a very big school gap.

00:07:07Well, we were talking about the adoption issue.

00:07:11It drives me crazy.

00:07:12Look, Natividad, the anesthesiologist has adopted a Vietnamese girl.

00:07:17Three years of management.

00:07:18It cost him 12,000 euros.

00:07:20He had to go there six times.

00:07:22He got lost in a rice plantation.

00:07:24No, no, no, darling, but I'm referring to adopting a Spanish child.

00:07:28Then we'll go see a friend I have at the Department of Social Affairs to see if he can get us in.

00:07:31And by the way, a surprise visit to Natalia and the Rastafarians.

00:07:35Oh, how annoying.

00:07:35If you adopt a Russian girl like Kurnikova, I don't care.

00:07:39Give me the booklet.

00:07:40That I haven't finished.

00:07:41Still.

00:07:41But I'm not done.

00:07:43That I haven't finished.

00:07:45Josemi, Josemi, Josemi.

00:07:48The pieja is coming.

00:07:49Come on, let's see if you'll give us your honeymoon.

00:07:52Put on your brave face.

00:07:53At this point, the one we have.

00:07:57Oh, Lucia.

00:07:58How are you, beautiful?

00:08:00And we're going to come up and see you.

00:08:02Thank you very much, no need, okay?

00:08:04If I can overcome this on my own.

00:08:06What a shame of a marriage.

00:08:08I haven't even had time to cut the cake.

00:08:10Yes, yes.

00:08:11Tomorrow I have an appointment with the Guinness people to take a photo for the group.

00:08:14Don't be silly.

00:08:15If you feel lonely, come down with us.

00:08:18Sure, look.

00:08:19A chinchón and a cinquillo and all your sorrows are gone.

00:08:22Or you forget that it's all the same thing.

00:08:24I know what it feels like after a breakup.

00:08:27I was by Marisa's side when Manolo left her.

00:08:29If he's still here messing around.

00:08:31Wow, thank you very much.

00:08:33Thank you so much for the support.

00:08:34But I'm leaving because my ice cream is melting.

00:08:39But how did you bring up the subject of the trip?

00:08:41Concha, it wasn't the time.

00:08:42And when will it be?

00:08:44Yes, I think the flight is tomorrow.

00:08:46Come in and make him a cake.

00:08:48Lucia, were you on a diet?

00:08:49To fit into the wedding dress, you no longer need it.

00:08:52Come on.

00:08:56Man, Lucia, how are you?

00:08:58How's your drama going?

00:08:59I want you to know that as president of our community, whatever you need...

00:09:04Juan, I feel very well.

00:09:05Really, thank you so much.

00:09:06But what I don't want is for every time I climb these stairs this to become a via crucis of compassion.

00:09:10Let's see, of course not.

00:09:12Leave her alone, Juan.

00:09:13The poor thing has enough with what she has.

00:09:16Imagine going to your wedding with all the excitement in the world and finding out at the reception that your husband has cheated on you in front of your family, the neighbors...

00:09:24See? Look what you've achieved!

00:09:29Ale, ale, ale, ale, now, now, it's over.

00:09:32You see? Life is all about cycles.

00:09:34There are cycles that are plop and there are cycles that are...

00:09:37Are you true that there are more cycles that you're plof than...

00:09:40But well, step by step...

00:09:42A great meeting.

00:09:43Much better, huh?

00:09:44Nothing happens, nothing happens.

00:09:46At the next meeting, I will propose a special 3.5% discount on your next payment.

00:09:51Mmm! How thoughtful!

00:09:53Bye bye.

00:09:57And why 3.5?

00:09:59I don't know, it's a lot.

00:10:02No, no, those things are very delicate. I don't want to upset the neighbors.

00:10:05A 3.

00:10:06Hello, I was here...

00:10:11Are you missing much?

00:10:13No, no, no, no, no. I'll save this for a moment.

00:10:18Take.

00:10:19You gave me these CDs for Valentine's Day, so you can take them.

00:10:23Lucia, is there any possibility of...?

00:10:25Well, what if we sat down and talked...

00:10:27No way.

00:10:29Can I tell you're upset?

00:10:31Me?

00:10:31No, no, no way. I'm just having a minor hormonal imbalance because someone cheated on me on my wedding day, but nothing more.

00:10:38Well, when it passes, we'll talk.

00:10:41Come on, we'll talk in 2050.

00:10:43Well, we can have coffee on Mars, huh?

00:10:48Leave.

00:10:53Good door, huh? Can't hear a thing.

00:10:56Quality battleship, huh?

00:11:02How are you? What did he say to you?

00:11:03What? Has it dragged too much?

00:11:04Get a divorce and ask for everything he has.

00:11:06That has nothing.

00:11:07That's why it sucks more.

00:11:09But I don't even know how I let you stay on the landing of my house.

00:11:12Are you? Are you?

00:11:12Some bastards.

00:11:14But why didn't you tell me he had hooked up with someone else?

00:11:16But if I wanted to tell you, I swear, they didn't let me.

00:11:18No, sorry, I had the exclusive.

00:11:19The thing is, she said it was none of our business.

00:11:21The law of silence was voted on at the meeting, and is recorded in the minutes.

00:11:24Look, since when do people pay attention to what's said at the meeting?

00:11:27Hey, man? Are you my friends?

00:11:30I'm having the worst days of my life.

00:11:3190% of the guests have called me and they have all used the word poor thing.

00:11:35Except my father, who told me, I warned you with the snob.

00:11:38Now all I need is for Carlos to come with a bouquet of flowers.

00:11:41And on top of that, the photographer came and I had to turn off the photos.

00:11:54Thank goodness the guy from the video didn't come.

00:11:55Yes, yes he has come.

00:11:57Because you didn't open the door, we bought it for you.

00:11:59That?

00:11:59That I had gotten lost in the middle of the fight.

00:12:01Carmen was in the bathroom vomiting and Belén with Emilio in the limousine.

00:12:04Well, your mother has a falling out with Andrés Guerra.

00:12:08Have you seen it yet?

00:12:10Yes, but we're giving it to you for free.

00:12:12Hey, you take that to Impact Night and they'll give you some money, right?

00:12:14You don't have to do anything, they come and get it.

00:12:17It's not that you're a bunch of traitors, come on.

00:12:18You're just more gossipy than the old ladies from the first one.

00:12:20Bring it here.

00:12:21Old lady, no mistake, eh!

00:12:24Marisa!

00:12:25Lucia, calm down.

00:12:27We are here to help you.

00:12:28Me too.

00:12:29Use the feminine to integrate me.

00:12:31Ah, no.

00:12:32Thank you so much, I don't need you anymore.

00:12:34I've overcome everything.

00:12:35From today on, I renounce men and I renounce love.

00:12:37Out!

00:12:37Take advantage, silly.

00:12:39This is your moment.

00:12:39Carmen, please.

00:12:43Lucía, I don't know if you know that I'm back with Emilio.

00:12:45So, since you're not going on your honeymoon anymore, I thought maybe

00:12:49You were excited that it would be Emilio and me.

00:12:51If that trip is going to be lost.

00:12:53If not, woman...

00:12:55Well, no, he hasn't told me.

00:12:58She looks angry, which was expected.

00:13:00Now, what do we do?

00:13:01But what bothers me is that she is angry with us when she is to blame for this.

00:13:04all the neighbors have it.

00:13:05Well, we need to hold an urgent meeting and we all have to help her.

00:13:08Hey, are you getting into the habit of meetings?

00:13:10Yeah.

00:13:11Plus, now that I'm on vacation, I should have suspended more people.

00:13:14I screwed up.

00:13:15I'm the biggest piece of shit on this planet.

00:13:17I'm a loser, an idiot, an asshole, a piece of shit, a...

00:13:20Hey, you can stop me whenever you want, right?

00:13:22It's just that for now we agree on everything.

00:13:24Look, kid, it's better to have your marriage screwed up now than in 35 years.

00:13:29With children in the middle and a life thrown away.

00:13:31Look, you already have the first paragraph for your bio.

00:13:33Give the child a reflection, it's funny.

00:13:36Paco, what did I tell you?

00:13:37Put on your mask.

00:13:38Damn, I'm roasted.

00:13:40I don't care.

00:13:41And when a customer comes in, you jump up and climb onto the counter.

00:13:43Yeah, sure, and I'll get the picture with the spider web, you're not kidding.

00:13:46Carlos, man, you don't take your emotional frustrations out on the poor guy.

00:13:48Paco.

00:13:49And it's not true, you're right.

00:13:50Because Roberto is to blame for everything.

00:13:53You have ruined Lucia's life.

00:13:54And now she has a broken marriage when she could be happily married to me.

00:13:57Or with me.

00:13:58The thing is, the girl doesn't know how to choose.

00:13:59I've been the man of her life since high school.

00:14:01You were just a stumble.

00:14:03Because he was so small, he couldn't be seen.

00:14:05You're a big mouth, such a fucking snitch.

00:14:07I was going to explain what happened to Ana when I saw the time.

00:14:10Clear.

00:14:11Look, Roberto, it's up to you and your conscience.

00:14:13I hope you can sleep well at night.

00:14:15And you put on the mask.

00:14:18Damn, what a fight she had over a kiss.

00:14:21You're just stupid, mate.

00:14:22Once set, consummate the act.

00:14:23That you later regret in the nursing home

00:14:25while you drool over the brand.

00:14:28Sure, man.

00:14:28Take advantage and go for Ana.

00:14:29She is very pretty.

00:14:30No, no, no.

00:14:30I don't want to make things worse.

00:14:32Ah, they could be worse.

00:14:34Hey?

00:14:35No.

00:14:36Well, that's it.

00:14:37The Romans already said it.

00:14:38Carpe diem.

00:14:39Tiratera.

00:14:40Tiratera.

00:14:41No.

00:14:42Seize the day.

00:14:43Well, that's it, ah.

00:14:45Behold.

00:14:46Fiji Islands.

00:14:47Independent republic of the South Pacific.

00:14:50It comprises more than 300 islands and islets.

00:14:53And in 10 days will we have time to see them all?

00:14:55Look, the biggest island is called Vitilebu.

00:14:57If we get lost, we stay there.

00:14:59But who told you that Lucía is going to give you her honeymoon?

00:15:01You really seem to know about carrion.

00:15:03Let's see, let's see.

00:15:04Every thing in its time.

00:15:06That's why I prepare an agenda.

00:15:08Let's start the meeting.

00:15:09Turn off your cell phones and close your guidebooks.

00:15:12Thank you so much.

00:15:13First point, request from Emilio Delgado

00:15:15to have a month of vacation starting this very day, the 15th.

00:15:18Tenegado, let's talk about the trip.

00:15:20Hey, hey, hey.

00:15:21One moment.

00:15:21I've been here for almost nine years and I haven't had a vacation.

00:15:24That's enough, isn't it?

00:15:25The last time I set foot on a beach, the frigodedo hadn't been invented.

00:15:27And what does this one want?

00:15:28If you take vacations all year round.

00:15:31They don't do a stroke of work.

00:15:33Come on, concha, attitude, please.

00:15:35I think Emilio should stay in his position.

00:15:38at least until Paqui returns.

00:15:40It's true.

00:15:41And where is Paqui?

00:15:42Vacation.

00:15:43Ah, so yes to her and no to me.

00:15:45I'm going to shit on everything shittable.

00:15:47Calm down, calm down.

00:15:48No, don't worry, Mr. Juan, I've had enough.

00:15:50In this community I am exploited and squeezed.

00:15:53They're going to leave me in the semen.

00:15:54Emilio, for God's sake.

00:15:55I only inform those present here

00:15:57that I am given a month of vacation right now

00:15:59or I cause a drop in an inalienable way.

00:16:02Unfailing.

00:16:02Well, that too.

00:16:03Come on, I'm leaving.

00:16:06I as a tenant of the third floor B

00:16:08I protest the treatment the goalkeeper is receiving.

00:16:11Of course, she defends him because she just got back together with him.

00:16:13Radiopatio, all the news.

00:16:15Look, you kept it quiet, huh?

00:16:18It just happened so suddenly.

00:16:19Yesterday I heard noises upstairs,

00:16:21but I forgot to mention it to you.

00:16:22Come on, let's give poor Emilio a vacation,

00:16:25I don't even know how to endure it.

00:16:26Maybe with a little luck he'll even take his father with him.

00:16:28No, no, no.

00:16:30But then, who's going to clean the stairs?

00:16:31Well, Mariano already has some experience.

00:16:34No, no, as if I hadn't said anything.

00:16:36Well, we'll manage.

00:16:39Next item of business.

00:16:40I don't understand this point, but...

00:16:42Situation of emotional precariousness

00:16:43of the owner of the third A

00:16:45due to disappointment at a wedding.

00:16:47Well, that's fine, of course, Gregorio.

00:16:48There, there.

00:16:49Who's going to get the posh trip?

00:16:52But well, let's see.

00:16:53The journey is the least of it.

00:16:54It's about helping a neighbor

00:16:55and to a friend who is having a terrible time.

00:16:57Look how the lesbians of the second

00:16:58It seems that it turns them on.

00:17:00Madam, I'm not a lesbian.

00:17:02I'm talking to you.

00:17:03If you get angry, there's something wrong.

00:17:05Okay, please, I'm asking for the floor.

00:17:06Instead of thinking about how to rob Lucia,

00:17:08we should all do something

00:17:09to make him feel better.

00:17:11Votes to beat up Roberto.

00:17:13Marisa, please.

00:17:14Man, what did you all say?

00:17:16It's all Schiffer's fault,

00:17:18that is the shoe that the slut has brought into her house

00:17:21and it is the one that has caused everything.

00:17:23Well, maybe thanks to her someone will go on a trip.

00:17:26It's true.

00:17:27Is that girl worth a lot?

00:17:28Oh, I've always said it.

00:17:30She is very serious, very formal.

00:17:32Hey, why don't we throw Lucia a surprise party?

00:17:35But it's nonsense.

00:17:36But these things always make you very excited.

00:17:38Look, that's good.

00:17:39An act of neighborhood solidarity and emotional bonding?

00:17:42Of course.

00:17:43That way he'll surely soften up and give us the trip.

00:17:45Let's see, we organized the party selflessly.

00:17:48And if Lucia wants to thank us later

00:17:49giving us the trip, so welcome.

00:17:52That's how we do it.

00:17:53We kill each other and the two who survive go on a trip.

00:17:55Take note, Gregory.

00:17:56Extraordinary expense.

00:17:58Banners, balloons, streamers and more for Fernalia Festiva.

00:18:01I warn you that we are not doing well with reserved funds, eh?

00:18:03That's your problem.

00:18:04Earn your pay.

00:18:05Well, Carlos will be in charge of entertaining Lucía.

00:18:07and in the meantime we will enter your house to set up the event.

00:18:11The session is adjourned.

00:18:13Emilio.

00:18:14What do vacations give you?

00:18:16So you go together, right?

00:18:26Thank you very much for insisting.

00:18:28It has been very good for me to go to the a little bit.

00:18:30Yes, sometimes you act tough.

00:18:31and from time to time it's good to lean on others.

00:18:35Do you need help?

00:18:36No, it's just that I don't like ice cream.

00:18:38I have sensitive gums.

00:18:40Why do you buy it?

00:18:42Well, I don't know.

00:18:43I don't know why in the 21st century these things can still melt.

00:18:47Bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, I'll throw it to you, because if he sees Emilio, he'll kill you.

00:18:52No?

00:18:53I'm a pig.

00:18:54Here comes the cake.

00:18:57They're here, they're coming up.

00:19:01Yeah, I can't take my whirlpool.

00:19:04Marisa, please get dressed.

00:19:05That this raid is for a good cause.

00:19:06Wolves, which are seen a lot.

00:19:08Grab the signs, okay?

00:19:10Oh, my sign, my sign, my sign.

00:19:12Oh, I'm getting crazy.

00:19:14Madam, what are you doing?

00:19:16This can be ruined for them.

00:19:18Come on, everyone to your surprise positions.

00:19:20Damn, what you have to do for a trip.

00:19:21It's not about the trip!

00:19:23Well, it's a bunch of things.

00:19:27Silence now!

00:19:32What I have to do is make a radical change in my life.

00:19:34Go to work, abroad or something like that.

00:19:37Lucia, there's no need to exaggerate.

00:19:39After all, this is where your life, your people, your friends are.

00:19:41I think it's this building, Carlos.

00:19:43I've been here for almost two years and things haven't stopped happening to me since I arrived, really.

00:19:47And all because of the fucking neighbors.

00:19:49Deep down, they are good people.

00:19:52There is no need to...

00:19:53They are good people, Carlos, please.

00:19:55Everyone knew that Roberto had cheated on me.

00:19:57And they kept quiet to go and hang around at the wedding.

00:20:00I didn't expect the old ladies to come, because they're just three parrots who have nothing better to do.

00:20:03And it's tough too, because deep down he's a loser who loves to piss people off.

00:20:07But Belén, Bea and Mauri, damn, they're supposed to be my friends.

00:20:10Yeah.

00:20:11Deep down I deserve it, for being stupid.

00:20:13Mauri is an absurd neurotic.

00:20:15And Belén is a pathological envious person.

00:20:16And she sees a vengeful lesbian who has it in for me because she hit on me and I said no.

00:20:20Yes, but perhaps now is not the time to talk about the neighbors.

00:20:25You're right.

00:20:26It's better not to waste time.

00:20:28And the neighbors to hell.

00:20:29It was a surprise party.

00:20:37And such a surprise.

00:20:39Sorry, Lucia, maybe this isn't a good idea.

00:20:41We'd better go.

00:20:42Yes, let's go.

00:20:43Hey, how do you like me?

00:20:45How come you haven't said anything about me?

00:20:46No, no, let's see, let's see, you don't have to follow the letter, okay?

00:20:50You have to read between the lines.

00:20:51Look, what you said really hurt us, but if that's what you think...

00:20:57Wrap the cake so that it doesn't get hard.

00:21:01Wait, wait a moment, please.

00:21:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really am.

00:21:05I was just letting off steam, I wasn't thinking about what I was saying.

00:21:08Well, thank goodness, if you think about it.

00:21:10Sorry, I've just been really paranoid since the wedding.

00:21:13Look, this morning I thought you were sucking up to me so I'd give you the trip.

00:21:17This hurt me more than the other, you see.

00:21:20But how can you think something like that about us?

00:21:22Well, some of us.

00:21:23Hey, Belén asked me for the ride directly.

00:21:26Of course, because I'm going straight ahead.

00:21:27What can you expect from the slut?

00:21:29Look, let's do something.

00:21:30I'll give it to you, okay?

00:21:31You draw lots for it and do whatever you want with it.

00:21:34No, if what you have to do with that trip is enjoy it yourself.

00:21:38If you want, I'll go with you to give you moral support, without any sentimental pretensions.

00:21:42I'd rather any of you go, really.

00:21:44If I were to go to the Fitch Islands now, I wouldn't...

00:21:46Well, look, we hadn't thought about it, but it's exciting, right?

00:21:49Yes, if we already have a catalog.

00:21:51The normal thing would be to tell someone close to you, someone who has supported you in difficult times, someone who...

00:21:55No, Belén, I don't want favoritism.

00:21:57Let Lucia decide for herself.

00:21:58No, no, I have enough to do with my own thing, eh?

00:22:00No, I'll take out the little bills that are here right now.

00:22:04Oh!

00:22:05The blond of the party!

00:22:07I'll leave it here on the table for you.

00:22:10And thank you very much, okay?

00:22:12For the holiday, we'll celebrate another time...

00:22:15Something, huh?

00:22:17I'm sure he's traveling first class.

00:22:25Hey!

00:22:26How many stars does the hotel have!

00:22:27Come on, please, let's not lose our composure.

00:22:30Tickets are confiscated until the drawing.

00:22:32You have to get around them.

00:22:34Vicente, go down and get the Tupperware urn.

00:22:37Well, all the papers are here.

00:22:40Let it be on record that I am against raffling off this trip.

00:22:43Me too.

00:22:45We should keep it for ourselves, we're too old for that.

00:22:48We will no longer see the Fiji Islands.

00:22:50They have more possibilities.

00:22:52Me, Fiji? When?

00:22:53The gay has money.

00:22:55He can pay for it.

00:22:56How do you know how much money I have?

00:22:57We opened a letter from the bank for you.

00:22:59By mistake.

00:23:00By mistake?

00:23:00Yes, because we thought it was Fernando's.

00:23:03And how is he doing?

00:23:04Okay, come on, let's do the raffle.

00:23:06What's up, nerves?

00:23:08Well, in the Tupperware box are the little pieces of paper with the six houses,

00:23:11the attic, the gatehouse and the video store.

00:23:12Because in this community of ours, we all count.

00:23:15And when I say everyone, I mean each one...

00:23:17Well, please, the conference later.

00:23:19Let's see, an innocent hand.

00:23:21There is none of that here.

00:23:22Emilio, please take out the slip of paper.

00:23:24Okay, but then I don't want any grudges or resentments from the unlucky ones, okay?

00:23:27I'll throw bleach all over the yard right away.

00:23:30I'm going to look the other way.

00:23:31Andrés, if it's your turn, I'll go with you.

00:23:33I'm starting a beautiful friendship with Lucía's mother.

00:23:37Here I have the winner.

00:23:42Attention.

00:23:44And the winner is...

00:23:45Emilio, come on, go.

00:23:46Emilio, please.

00:23:48The second B.

00:23:51The bun roll is here.

00:23:53I'm going to make a pipe.

00:23:54Well, all that remains is to congratulate the winners.

00:23:57and congratulate us all on the sportsmanship with which the...

00:24:00I'm talking, huh?

00:24:01I'm going to die without anything happening to me, that's clear.

00:24:03This draw is not valid, it has not been notarized.

00:24:07And what do you think, on TV?

00:24:09Oh, I'm so bad at bikinis.

00:24:10But why do you want bikinis?

00:24:12I plan to do doubles, so I won't be doing it in the tiles in Torremolino.

00:24:14Hey, sometimes you're going to bother someone there.

00:24:16Hey, honey, I have some really nice ones.

00:24:19Belén, don't look at me with that face, it's the goddess of fortune.

00:24:21What goddess of fortune?

00:24:23I had given you two.

00:24:25It's also bad luck.

00:24:30If you're stupid, don't you see I was making gestures to you?

00:24:32My little piece of paper was the one that was folded at the corner.

00:24:35And what do I know?

00:24:35The innocent mother can't be there rummaging through papers.

00:24:38Hello!

00:24:39My God, a free trip to the paradise of the South Seas, if it's real.

00:24:43Look, honey, it's better not to go, because the French are carrying out nuclear tests on the atolls.

00:24:47Let's see if you're going to come back with three tits.

00:24:49Come on, damn it, we just got back and you're already giving me trouble.

00:24:52What's wrong with you?

00:24:53The honeymoon raffle, which we didn't win.

00:24:56If I think you're wasted or something.

00:24:57I want to leave Spain.

00:24:59But what an obsession with leaving Spain, if now what people want is to enter.

00:25:02But he told me, man.

00:25:04I'll get you some tickets.

00:25:05They give them to us flight attendants for free.

00:25:07Look, I order them as if they were for me and then we do a name change.

00:25:11But can that be done?

00:25:12No, but they do it to me.

00:25:13You see?

00:25:14If you have to be good.

00:25:15What do you fancy?

00:25:17Beach?

00:25:17Yes, but outside.

00:25:19What I want...

00:25:19What if you want to leave Spain?

00:25:21Leaving Spain.

00:25:22Does Cuba seem good to you?

00:25:23Awesome.

00:25:24Perfect.

00:25:28Talc Volvos.

00:25:31Security lock.

00:25:33Time.

00:25:34Take.

00:25:3526.9.

00:25:36Plus personal brand.

00:25:38But we have to train a little more.

00:25:40Of course, you can't move your legs that much.

00:25:42This is a team effort.

00:25:43But why would you take the child to your mother's house if you're going on a trip?

00:25:46What stays here with us?

00:25:48Mauri, because he asked me to, because he's his grandson and he also has the right.

00:25:51Your mother lives with her cats and if the child is allergic, what?

00:25:53The normal thing is that he stays with us, but you go, relax, find yourself a girlfriend.

00:25:58from the southern seas that Julio Iglesias found there to bait.

00:26:01Yes, and we don't mind taking care of it for as long as it takes.

00:26:04I know, Fernando.

00:26:05Thanks a lot, huh?

00:26:06Yeah, but why don't you stay here and sleep, at least?

00:26:09Because I have to take it tonight.

00:26:13But what does your mother care?

00:26:15If you have the cats, right?

00:26:17Man, yeah, but it's not the same, huh?

00:26:21Fernando, let go.

00:26:23No?

00:26:23Fernando!

00:26:24But what do I do? Do you call Lomón?

00:26:26Are we going to solve this like civilized homosexuals?

00:26:29Well, sorry, but we've already talked about this, right?

00:26:31But why don't we make a calendar with a multi-color distribution of hours like Juan Cuesta does?

00:26:37Mauri, why is he a child on a paddle tennis court?

00:26:39Also, I decide who Ezequiel stays with.

00:26:41I am the mother.

00:26:42And I have stretch marks to prove it.

00:26:47Well, what do we do this afternoon now?

00:26:50Who do we take for a walk in the park?

00:26:52To Versace?

00:26:53No, he fights with dogs.

00:26:56Fernando, this is hard, I know.

00:26:57But we have to accept that children will eventually leave home.

00:27:00Yes, but not in six months.

00:27:02Mauri, I want to adopt a child.

00:27:04I think this is the time.

00:27:06Come on, okay.

00:27:06Let's find an exotic brother for Ezequiel.

00:27:09I'm going to ask.

00:27:11Where are these things made?

00:27:12Yes, but it's not that easy, right?

00:27:13Gay couples are still not allowed to adopt.

00:27:15Damn, why not?

00:27:16Equal rights now.

00:27:18We are demonstrating on the landing right now.

00:27:20No, nothing happens.

00:27:21Adopt a child or one of two.

00:27:23So, when the new adoption law is approved, the other will join in to have the same rights.

00:27:27Ah, very good.

00:27:28Well, I'll adopt and then you can adopt, whenever.

00:27:30No, no, Mauri.

00:27:31I think I have more chances.

00:27:33I look more like...

00:27:34More than?

00:27:35No, I don't know, more stable, cooler, right?

00:27:37That is, less gay.

00:27:39Mauri, Mauri, look, these people are really annoying, aren't they?

00:27:41You have less chance.

00:27:42Of course, you're mine, farro, since you've already adopted twelve.

00:27:45You know the drill, right?

00:27:53Hello.

00:27:54What do you want?

00:27:55No, nothing.

00:27:56Well, since everything that happened has happened, here I am.

00:28:00What does that mean?

00:28:01What do you want to go out with?

00:28:02No, no, no, no, no.

00:28:03Let's take it slow, because I just got out of a relationship.

00:28:05If you want, we can meet tonight and go.

00:28:08What do you mean no?

00:28:09If you told me you liked it.

00:28:10Roberto, I just don't trust you.

00:28:12You just cheated on your girlfriend right before you were going to marry her.

00:28:15Yeah, damn, but with you.

00:28:17That proves a lot of things.

00:28:18It must be valued.

00:28:19You lied to me.

00:28:20You didn't tell me you had a girlfriend or that you were getting married.

00:28:23Imagine what my neighbors will think of me now.

00:28:25Well, you're another slut.

00:28:28Lady, put on your angry face.

00:28:30We're recording it!

00:28:31Ana, I think if there is a feeling, what we can't do is...

00:28:35Look, I know guys like you.

00:28:37I know I may seem like the most wonderful woman in the world to you now.

00:28:40We would spend three incredible months, kissing each other, without leaving the bed.

00:28:44Okay, whatever.

00:28:46But eventually you'd end up sleeping with someone else, with Belén or...

00:28:50No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:28:51I've already slept with Belén.

00:28:52Do you see it?

00:28:53You are the classic unfaithful by nature.

00:28:56Let's see, let's see, let's see, you're making a movie that isn't real.

00:28:58I am faithful even when I am single.

00:29:00Since I broke up with Lucia nine months ago, do you know how many women I've slept with?

00:29:04With one.

00:29:06Well, counting Belén, two.

00:29:07But I never tell it.

00:29:08Also, I don't feel, I can't be with a married man.

00:29:12And you are now married.

00:29:13Just a moment, just a moment.

00:29:15That can be fixed.

00:29:16Well, fix it and we'll see.

00:29:21Come on, don't fuck with me.

00:29:26Natalia, it's your father, open up.

00:29:30Why does it take so long?

00:29:32Hey?

00:29:33Juan, relax.

00:29:35You have to be aware that Natalita is looking for herself.

00:29:37It will be a student apartment with everything that goes with it.

00:29:43But I can't come in a better attitude.

00:29:45I just want to give you the good news that we are going to adopt a child.

00:29:48That he's going to have a little brother.

00:29:49Already.

00:29:53Man.

00:29:55Forward.

00:29:58How are you?

00:29:59Oh, how cute.

00:30:02Well what?

00:30:04Do you like the apartment?

00:30:05Yes, yes, very cozy.

00:30:06It shows lived in.

00:30:08When are the Casi Jardín people coming to take the photos?

00:30:10Juan.

00:30:11Dad, it's just so cheap.

00:30:13It used to be a clandestine drug trafficking laboratory and they got caught.

00:30:17Hey?

00:30:17Just kidding, Dad.

00:30:18Oh, yeah.

00:30:20Hey, does it bite?

00:30:21Only people with ties.

00:30:23Well, what?

00:30:23Should I get you the chocolates from Preissler or is it just a quick visit?

00:30:26No, no, darling.

00:30:28Leave it.

00:30:29We just came to give you a kiss.

00:30:30Hey, where are the Rastafarian...

00:30:31Your friends?

00:30:33I would like to greet you.

00:30:34Hey, they're studying.

00:30:36It's exam time.

00:30:38It's just a moment, woman.

00:30:39I want them to see that you have a cool dad.

00:30:41Hello.

00:30:47Ventilated is an understatement, man.

00:30:48How are you?

00:30:49Hello.

00:30:50That's good, you leave them, Juan.

00:30:52Don't bother them.

00:30:52What are your things?

00:30:54Good vibes, huh.

00:30:55Good luck on your exams.

00:30:56Thank you.

00:30:57Thank you.

00:31:00Oops.

00:31:01What's wrong, Juan?

00:31:03I don't know.

00:31:03I got a little dizzy.

00:31:04Dad, sit down.

00:31:05Yeah.

00:31:06Have you had breakfast?

00:31:07Yes, yes.

00:31:07Of course, but it's just that...

00:31:09Juan!

00:31:10John, for God's sake!

00:31:12Do you drink orange juice that fast?

00:31:14But keep going, man.

00:31:17What nonsense, all of a sudden.

00:31:19This.

00:31:20One, one.

00:31:22Breathe, Juan.

00:31:25What a huge injustice, damn it.

00:31:28Lesbians in Fiji and us on land.

00:31:30There is so little respect for the elderly in this community.

00:31:33Here we are mistreated and abused

00:31:34that we are three poor, defenseless old women.

00:31:38How attentive and affectionate we are with everyone.

00:31:40Cake up, cake down.

00:31:42Well, calm down.

00:31:44Something could happen to Carmen and Bea.

00:31:46and they can't go on a trip.

00:31:47And what will happen to them?

00:31:48Damn, that's what we have to think about now.

00:31:50Ah, we're going to do it ourselves.

00:31:52Oh, for whatever is quick,

00:31:54that the plane leaves in 24 hours.

00:31:56You can't travel without a passport, right?

00:31:59Official is already part of the European Union.

00:32:01I don't know, that makes me laugh a lot.

00:32:04Fernando, I just don't understand.

00:32:05how were you able to put your name on the form.

00:32:07I'm going to take another one.

00:32:08This one, wait.

00:32:09Sit down.

00:32:10Let's see, Mauri, we've played odd and even.

00:32:12And have I won?

00:32:13Yes, but it's not worth it to me.

00:32:14This has to be done in the best of three,

00:32:16like in tennis matches.

00:32:17And if it's important, best of five,

00:32:19as at Roland Garros.

00:32:20Come on, odd or even.

00:32:21What do you care?

00:32:22But I'm sure they don't approve anything inside.

00:32:23a new adoption law in Congress.

00:32:25Please, Fernando, they are deputies.

00:32:26How can you trust those people?

00:32:28Then something happens to you

00:32:29and I am left without any rights to the child.

00:32:31And what has to happen to me?

00:32:32Well, a lot of things.

00:32:33Or don't you know that every three minutes

00:32:35Does anyone die from slipping in the bathtub?

00:32:37Is that a threat?

00:32:38No, it's a statistic.

00:32:40Well, look, they're about to call me.

00:32:42I put on the paper that I have a girlfriend,

00:32:43so let's try to disguise it a little.

00:32:44But why did you put that?

00:32:45It's because we have more possibilities.

00:32:47If we still can't adopt,

00:32:49It is clear that it is because gays

00:32:50We don't have good press as parents.

00:32:51Forgive me, but a study conducted

00:32:53at the University of Houston it clearly says

00:32:55that when the child is raised in an environment...

00:32:56Fernando, the bar, please.

00:32:57Yes, yes, yes.

00:32:58Wait for me here, I'll be right back.

00:32:59No, I'm going in with you.

00:33:00Auri.

00:33:00I'm kicking you out of your brother-in-law's house, damn it!

00:33:02What a silly headache I've gotten.

00:33:04But what are you doing here?

00:33:07Well, we were going to pay the road tax.

00:33:09and there was a long queue and...

00:33:11we have come to adopt a child.

00:33:12That.

00:33:13But you're gay!

00:33:17Poor things.

00:33:18I didn't want to disappoint you,

00:33:19but he had no chance.

00:33:21We come plugged in.

00:33:23Juan Cuesta, please.

00:33:24Here.

00:33:25Let's go in.

00:33:32That's it, guys.

00:33:33You have two seats for Havana tomorrow afternoon.

00:33:38Man, I love you.

00:33:40I don't care if she's gorgeous.

00:33:42Emilio, we're going to Cuba.

00:33:44We can go visit the house where Dini was born

00:33:46that a tour or something will surely happen.

00:33:49Remember, passport and two hours before at the airport

00:33:51to bill.

00:33:52And you can be waiting in the VIP lounge.

00:33:54Yeah.

00:33:55Well, I'm going to buy some cream and stuff.

00:33:57Well, and a trikini that is very popular this season.

00:34:00Oh, Emilio!

00:34:01We're not going to Cuba!

00:34:03I love that you're back.

00:34:05You make a very good couple.

00:34:06Look, finally someone tells us.

00:34:08Hey, Ana, I've never flown before.

00:34:11That's really scary.

00:34:12What's up?

00:34:13So that thing flies and doesn't fall.

00:34:14No no.

00:34:15For a plane to crash, well, my goodness,

00:34:17a lot of things have to happen.

00:34:18It is very safe.

00:34:19Okay, okay, okay.

00:34:20It's that I don't know...

00:34:21The only slightly dangerous moment is the takeoff.

00:34:23because you're running on all the fuel

00:34:25and there is a point of no return.

00:34:27Either you take off or you crash.

00:34:28Oh yeah?

00:34:29Yes, look, once upon a time, just after takeoff,

00:34:31that an engine stopped and we had to do

00:34:33an emergency landing.

00:34:34Well, and going towards Sao Paulo,

00:34:36we grabbed a bag of hot air

00:34:37and whoosh!

00:34:40We fell a kilometer suddenly.

00:34:42One kilometer down?

00:34:44Yes, yes, all the lights in the cabin went out,

00:34:47a few screams and then landing again in Montreal

00:34:50we enter the aspiration of a 747

00:34:52and we had to go back up,

00:34:54Well, at the last minute,

00:34:56close, close, huh?

00:34:57Phew!

00:34:58You should have seen the faces of the passengers.

00:35:01We were driving around for two hours.

00:35:03They didn't give us a clue

00:35:04and we were running out of fuel.

00:35:06Hey, what if you run out of fuel?

00:35:08and you don't arrive at the airport,

00:35:09where do you land?

00:35:11No problem.

00:35:11In all cities

00:35:12there are some sections of highway

00:35:14prepared to make an emergency landing.

00:35:16And how does the driver warn the cars?

00:35:17so that they are removed?

00:35:18Does he honk at you?

00:35:19Are you giving them the runaround?

00:35:20But come on, don't worry,

00:35:21that's nonsense.

00:35:22Flying is very safe.

00:35:24Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:35:27There are parachutes in the seats, aren't there?

00:35:29No, there are cologne catalogs.

00:35:31and bags in case you vomit.

00:35:33Ah, of course, much more practical.

00:35:36Kid.

00:35:39I am a teacher.

00:35:41I have spent my whole life dedicated to children.

00:35:43And Isabel is a nurse.

00:35:45I can think of few more suitable environments.

00:35:46for an adoption.

00:35:50But are you married?

00:35:52Divorced?

00:35:52Well, to each his own, of course.

00:35:55Yes, but we have created a solid family nucleus

00:35:57that both our children and our exes

00:35:59They have accepted it wonderfully.

00:36:01His ex-wife is in a coma.

00:36:03That makes things much easier.

00:36:08But they will be registered as a couple, in fact.

00:36:10Well, actually, we are a couple.

00:36:12But not yet formalized.

00:36:14We tried to get married, but it wasn't possible.

00:36:16Let's see if...

00:36:16Next time.

00:36:19That complicates things a bit.

00:36:21In addition, here we try to give priority

00:36:23to slightly younger couples.

00:36:24Well, I'm a very good friend of Sebas.

00:36:29Do you know him?

00:36:29No.

00:36:30Yes, woman.

00:36:31Sebastian Dominguez.

00:36:32Second floor.

00:36:33He's been here all his life.

00:36:33No.

00:36:34A big one, with the ears of his little neck.

00:36:36Juan, leave him, because he doesn't know him.

00:36:39No...

00:36:39To adopt Spanish children under three years old

00:36:42the waiting list is very long.

00:36:43From that age on it is much easier

00:36:45and much faster.

00:36:46Man, if I give myself three years, he's five,

00:36:47no problem.

00:36:49Why do you miss out on very beautiful moments?

00:36:50like when they start walking, but come on...

00:36:52Walking at three years old?

00:36:53What's happening?

00:36:54I liked being carried in arms.

00:36:57Hey, everyone starts walking when they feel like it.

00:36:58What relationship have I been told there is between you?

00:37:00Is he your brother-in-law?

00:37:02Yes, yes.

00:37:02My girlfriend couldn't come, right?

00:37:04This is very hard for her,

00:37:06because she can't have children.

00:37:07He can't, he can't.

00:37:08Tubal problem.

00:37:09All genetic.

00:37:10Yes, but she's very excited about the baby.

00:37:13Are you gay?

00:37:14Come on.

00:37:14No.

00:37:15No.

00:37:15Yeah.

00:37:16A bit.

00:37:17Don't worry.

00:37:19Me too.

00:37:20Ah, this is done.

00:37:22Plus, I have a perfect baby boy for you right now.

00:37:25Tomorrow morning the judge approves the adoption

00:37:27and at noon you have it at home.

00:37:29So fast?

00:37:30Yeah.

00:37:31The judge is also gay.

00:37:32Oh, what a pleasure.

00:37:33That's how the family is.

00:37:35And you don't need to see our house or analyze our surroundings?

00:37:38No not at all.

00:37:39It seems that you love each other and that you have money.

00:37:42Divine polo, huh?

00:37:44Thank you.

00:37:45Are you going to the counter-demonstration on Saturday?

00:37:47What counter-demonstration?

00:37:48Yeah, man.

00:37:49To defend marriages, you see?

00:37:51Things are going to be hot.

00:37:53Cures vs. Duck Queens.

00:37:54Man, what a great idea for a video game.

00:38:01Look at the swimsuit I bought you.

00:38:03I don't know how I'm going to pay for it, but hey, that's what the card is for.

00:38:06But this is a farta package.

00:38:07I wanted a pair of classic Bermuda shorts.

00:38:09Emilio, that's what's in fashion.

00:38:11I'll buy you the sarong there.

00:38:12What do they say is cheaper?

00:38:13Let's see what else I can give you.

00:38:14Hey, I was thinking that, okay, the plane isn't free, but when we get there

00:38:18to Cuba, what do we do?

00:38:18Because we don't have money for a hotel.

00:38:20That is not necessary.

00:38:21I've already been doing some research and there they'll welcome you into their homes for two bucks.

00:38:23Don't you see that Cubans are very friendly?

00:38:25Let's see if we're going to end up at Fidel Castro's house, huh?

00:38:27This man talks a lot.

00:38:28You are very nervous, my love.

00:38:30No, no, no, no, no.

00:38:31What's up?

00:38:31Yes, I like the plane...

00:38:33You see.

00:38:33Because you've flown more times, haven't you?

00:38:35A lot.

00:38:36To Bilbao and Granada.

00:38:37And you didn't have any engine failures, or get sucked into a 747, or anything, right?

00:38:41What are you saying?

00:38:41What are you taking about?

00:38:44Emilio, as president I come to inform you that as of midnight you are officially

00:38:48vacation.

00:38:49Not a month, which is a long time, but fifteen days.

00:38:52But that's only two weeks.

00:38:54According to American ecologists, it is the time it takes for the body to eliminate stress.

00:38:58without losing the work rhythm, thereby eliminating post-holiday depression.

00:39:02Besides, these are very bad times for you not to be there.

00:39:04A stately home like this is a temptation for thieves.

00:39:08Emilio and I are going to Cuba for ten days.

00:39:10Ana got us free tickets.

00:39:12Ah, wonderful, beautiful land.

00:39:13Yeah.

00:39:14But what are you going to do with your father?

00:39:15Don't leave Mariano wandering around the community out of control.

00:39:18And what do you want me to do with it?

00:39:19Well, I don't know, there are residences and places.

00:39:22But Mr. Juan, how am I going to put my father in a nursing home?

00:39:24Emilio, I know it's hard, but...

00:39:26If I don't have money.

00:39:27Ah, the conflict is pecuniary.

00:39:29Yes, yes, yes, it is complicated, yes.

00:39:31Well, look, somewhere cheap.

00:39:32But Mariano can't stay here, or I'll have to deal with the neighbors later.

00:39:35My father is in a great one, that you tip the nurse and she leaves him

00:39:38control the remote control.

00:39:42Belén, can you lend me some money?

00:39:44Leave me the magic card.

00:39:45Should I pay for your father's residency?

00:39:47Are you ignoring Mr. Cuesta?

00:39:48I can't get past Mr. Juan.

00:39:50Emilio, how are you going to convince Mariano to go to a nursing home?

00:39:53Well, I don't know, putting on a nice show.

00:39:55It's just that in the end it's all problems, damn it.

00:39:58You're on vacation, relax a little.

00:40:01Breathe.

00:40:01We came to wish you a safe journey.

00:40:08And don't worry, when you're not there, we'll water your plants.

00:40:12Thank you very much, but we don't have any plants.

00:40:15Now, look at what a beautiful photo we have brought you.

00:40:19Ah, well, thank you very much, huh?

00:40:21And don't forget your passports tomorrow, okay?

00:40:24No, no, we've already got our hands on them.

00:40:26I'm going to leave him in the bedroom because he can't give birth to him.

00:40:28We'll put it there, okay?

00:40:30Already.

00:40:31No, no, no, no, no.

00:40:31I'm going to look at the bedrooms because I want to change mine and I need modern ideas.

00:40:36But run, he's getting in our way, eh?

00:40:37What do you want me to do?

00:40:41Look in the small pockets.

00:40:43Okay, okay.

00:40:46Here they are.

00:40:47There.

00:40:48Lesbian and lesbians.

00:40:49Give them to me, give them to me.

00:40:50Oh, how cool, for the beach.

00:40:54Oh no, no, but leave that.

00:40:56Yes, it's cute, damn.

00:40:58Well, thanks a lot for the detail, huh?

00:41:00It really touched us.

00:41:02Yes, yes.

00:41:03And now, if you don't mind, we have to rest because it's a long flight and all that, well...

00:41:08How pretty!

00:41:09How beautiful you are making the house!

00:41:11How beautiful, really!

00:41:12I didn't know lesbians had a feminine touch.

00:41:15Madam, I do not...

00:41:17Well, it doesn't matter anymore.

00:41:18Hey, are you bringing us something typical for filles?

00:41:20A hotel bathrobe or whatever you see?

00:41:23Sure, well, well.

00:41:24And don't forget to check that your passports haven't expired.

00:41:27Because it seems silly, but then...

00:41:30Yes, yes, yes, it's okay.

00:41:31If now at the airport police station they do it for you right away.

00:41:33Oh yeah?

00:41:34Yeah.

00:41:35Come on, let's go, okay?

00:41:36A little bit of TV to help them fall asleep.

00:41:40Okay, good night.

00:41:42So at the airports they renew passports.

00:41:49What good does it do us to have taken them off?

00:41:50You are welcome.

00:41:51We've made fools of ourselves.

00:41:52And now?

00:41:53Now what do we do?

00:41:55Hello, I wanted to order a family pizza.

00:41:58Bea, what do you love her for?

00:41:59I'm a vegetable.

00:42:00Fuck the vegetable.

00:42:02Look, put pepperoni and anchovies on it.

00:42:0645 minutes?

00:42:08But hey, if you're right here next door.

00:42:09I don't think this pizza is going to sit well with you.

00:42:15Anchovies are very heavy at night, they fall into the stomach and spread their spines like this.

00:42:21You see?

00:42:25We already have a child.

00:42:27But this society is much more advanced than you.

00:42:29It seems unbelievable that being gay you are so retrograde.

00:42:32I just wanted to increase our chances of forming a normal family.

00:42:36It's just that as soon as you're not looking, you'll find yourself back in the closet.

00:42:39You must be comfortable in there, because if not...

00:42:40Look, we were lucky and we got a gay civil servant.

00:42:43And that's it?

00:42:44Clear.

00:42:45What we need to do is start distributing gays into key positions in society.

00:42:49Judges, doctors, journalists, the president of the government, the national team coach...

00:42:53Well, little by little.

00:42:57Hello.

00:42:59We have already been informed that the child will be given to you.

00:43:02How did you get it so fast?

00:43:03Well, I don't know, resume.

00:43:05We know that what we are going to ask of you is not easy.

00:43:08But we would like you to renounce the adoption of the child.

00:43:11so that Isabel and I could keep it.

00:43:14Sorry?

00:43:15Well, we're a little older now.

00:43:18Menopause is just around the corner.

00:43:20We will not be able to have a biological child.

00:43:22And we do?

00:43:23Well, you have Ezequiel.

00:43:25And you four?

00:43:26Well, but those are already integrated into society.

00:43:29They have flown the nest.

00:43:31And José Miguel too, but he's 12 years old.

00:43:33That's a separate case.

00:43:35Look, we're so sorry,

00:43:36But we are also very excited about this child.

00:43:39Sure, keep trying the biological way.

00:43:41If women give birth much later now.

00:43:44Look at Ana Rosa Quintana.

00:43:45Don't talk to me about Rosa Quintana!

00:43:49Drop that topic.

00:43:52Are you okay, honey?

00:43:54Juan, why doesn't everything always go wrong?

00:43:58Have you ever asked yourself this question?

00:44:00Well, let's not get discouraged.

00:44:03Adopting here is not easy,

00:44:04But we can always go to China and adopt the baby there.

00:44:07No, not a Chinese person.

00:44:10Why not?

00:44:11Because we are not going to understand him.

00:44:13You know, they give you the baby when you are six months old.

00:44:17Hey?

00:44:17Ah, well, maybe then we'll have time to learn Chinese.

00:44:20Before you start talking.

00:44:22Ana, Ana, let's go to bed, we're very tired.

00:44:26Look, she has me, look how Ana Rosa Quintana has me.

00:44:30And now with my bishop, I'll take your rook and check the king.

00:44:40I say, that...

00:44:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:42It's that I was wrong.

00:44:43What I wanted was to move this pawn and...

00:44:45Oh, how silly! Now you can eat my queen!

00:44:48Carlos, what are we doing playing chess?

00:44:50Well, I don't know.

00:44:53But I'm also having a really bad time with this situation.

00:44:55But don't cry.

00:44:57One cries and the other comforts.

00:44:58This is how it works.

00:44:59Ah, but I am very empathetic.

00:45:00and I can't see any unhappiness around me.

00:45:03Come on, come on, come on, come on, Lucia, get your act together.

00:45:07It's over.

00:45:07I have to get out of this.

00:45:10Let's see how he makes the herbs.

00:45:14How are you?

00:45:16Regulates.

00:45:16Lucia, you have to analyze the situation calmly.

00:45:21And you're not that bad.

00:45:22There are people who are much worse off than you.

00:45:24For example, Bethlehem.

00:45:26Belén has had to return to Emilio.

00:45:27What's happening?

00:45:28I'm not going to share the rest of my life with a vibrator.

00:45:31You see?

00:45:32That's the attitude.

00:45:33Adversity must be faced.

00:45:34And you have to look for something...

00:45:36Something that makes you react.

00:45:37Something that motivates you.

00:45:38Yeah.

00:45:41Lucia, are you busy?

00:45:43It's that I want a divorce.

00:45:44You see?

00:45:45For example, that's fine.

00:45:46Sorry?

00:45:47Do you want a divorce?

00:45:49Yes, yes, it's not much trouble.

00:45:51Hey, if what you're trying to do is get something out of Lucía, I warn you that my legion of lawyers is at your service.

00:45:54Will you shut up, loser?

00:45:55And why do you suddenly want a divorce?

00:45:58Eh, well, so we can rest easy.

00:46:01Roberto.

00:46:03Ana says she doesn't want to go out with married men.

00:46:07You can't screw up more in less time, come on.

00:46:10In tennis, that's called an unforced error.

00:46:12Ah, so it wasn't just a kiss.

00:46:14Now all of a sudden you want to go out with her too.

00:46:16Uh, no, let's see.

00:46:18Yes, but there is an explanation.

00:46:19Lucia, I have a very big void here.

00:46:22And I've been in love with this guy?

00:46:24I've always wondered about that.

00:46:26Well, you know what I'm telling you, Roberto, I'm not going to give you a divorce.

00:46:30But what do you care?

00:46:31And I'll be getting this urge to break something.

00:46:34Yes, yes.

00:46:38Hey.

00:46:41Lucia, my mother gave us that set of dishes.

00:46:44I feel much better now, hey.

00:46:45Excellent.

00:46:46Hey, if that's the case, I'll send you the papers and we'll talk, okay?

00:46:51What a rush, Carlos, do you want to try it?

00:46:53Man, I don't know.

00:46:54Is it cool?

00:46:55Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:46:56What's happening?

00:46:58What was I in that?

00:46:59Nothing.

00:46:59The divorce, which is already underway.

00:47:01Kid, where are you going?

00:47:12What is here?

00:47:13No, that's for Carmen, second B.

00:47:15I am Carmen, first A.

00:47:16The deaf person who makes pizzas should not answer the phone.

00:47:19Wait a moment, I'll check it out.

00:47:20No, no, don't check anything, it's getting cold.

00:47:22Here, take 30 euros and keep the change.

00:47:26Now, run, kid, this neighborhood is very bad, they're going to steal your motorcycle.

00:47:31Come on, let's give it a home touch.

00:47:33Hey, let's use that powder we have for limescale on taps.

00:47:38Yes, but carefully.

00:47:47Man, Vicenta, what's going on?

00:47:48So your pension isn't enough for all that bingo, so you get a little extra money?

00:47:52No, the boy made a mistake, he left the pizza for us.

00:47:55Of course, they put students in, they're taking exams and the kids go without even noticing.

00:47:59Well, come on, wait a moment, I'll pay you now, okay?

00:48:01No, it is not necessary.

00:48:02Today for you, tomorrow for me.

00:48:04Ah, well, nothing, thank you very much.

00:48:06How about the photo?

00:48:08I talk to him every day, he gets prettier.

00:48:10I have the day of everything.

00:48:11Well, now I'll put on the news.

00:48:17Now wait for nature to take its course.

00:48:20Hey, Vicenta, didn't you invite the pizza?

00:48:23He is so affectionate.

00:48:24Damn, poor woman.

00:48:26If not having children is a lifelong thing, right?

00:48:31Carmen, Carmen, darling, I wasn't saying that about you, eh?

00:48:34Look, look at this delicious pizza.

00:48:36Look, look, look, look, look.

00:48:38Look.

00:48:38Uh, no, it would just be so that I could take care of him for a month, while I'm on vacation.

00:48:45You're grabbing a sock, it won't close that way.

00:48:48How much?

00:48:49Damn, it's a bit expensive, huh?

00:48:51Just lunch and breakfast, because my dad only has a kiwi for dinner, right?

00:48:55Well, now in a moment we'll go there, okay?

00:48:57Oh my God, help me.

00:48:59And what else was I going to tell him?

00:49:00You guys take good care of the elderly, huh?

00:49:03They don't tie them to the bed or try new medicines on them.

00:49:06Well, don't be offended, I have to ask, don't I?

00:49:08Damn, what a character.

00:49:11Look, this is what I've been waiting for all year.

00:49:14The special of the vellonce.

00:49:15And they give away a DVD with the making of.

00:49:19What are you doing with that suitcase?

00:49:20Are we moving?

00:49:21Uh, no, Dad.

00:49:22We are going to Cuba.

00:49:23It's that the chifra has gotten us some bills.

00:49:25Go to Cuba, how beautiful.

00:49:26I have many friends there.

00:49:28One of my close friends is the old trova from Santiago.

00:49:31No, no, no, but you pack your suitcase and you're going somewhere else, okay?

00:49:33That's what a romantic couple's trip is all about.

00:49:36And where do I go?

00:49:37Hey, I got you a spot at an all-inclusive,

00:49:39so that you too can have a change of scenery.

00:49:41Oh yeah? What is it? A bad leario?

00:49:43Much better, you'll see.

00:49:45Belén, help my father with his things, we're really short on time.

00:49:54Hello, Mr. Juan.

00:49:55How are you, Emilio?

00:49:56Ready for the Atlantic crossing?

00:49:58Hey, remember to exercise your legs, it's a long flight.

00:50:01Don't just sit there all the time,

00:50:02that can give you economy class syndrome.

00:50:04No, yes, I think we're going business class.

00:50:06Go on.

00:50:08Hey, what are you going to say to him?

00:50:09And who's going to replace me for these 15 days?

00:50:11Don't worry, I've got it all sorted out.

00:50:13I was a businessman with a villa and a swimming pool.

00:50:17I had a BMW, damn it.

00:50:19But how did I get to this point?

00:50:21Hey, Mr. Berra,

00:50:22take the mop a little higher,

00:50:24You'll see how much easier it is for you.

00:50:25Fuck off!

00:50:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:50:28Dad, how are you doing with the luggage?

00:50:31Juanito, first you take my wife away from me.

00:50:33and now you make me scrub floors.

00:50:35This does no good to our friendship.

00:50:38Andrés, I remind you that you are living for free in the attic.

00:50:40thanks to the magnanimity of the community.

00:50:42Whatever you want, but I'll save this one for you.

00:50:45I scrub, but I don't forget.

00:50:48Hey, Andrés, put the buckets in.

00:50:50When you were gone!

00:50:59I'm going.

00:51:00Hello, how are you?

00:51:10We heard the toilet flush a ton of times tonight.

00:51:14Well no, we're not doing very well, to be honest.

00:51:16Excuse me, but I can't stand.

00:51:18But have you called the doctor?

00:51:21It's junk food.

00:51:23I always defend the Mediterranean diet.

00:51:25Those industrial pizzas.

00:51:27Oh, ma'am, for God's sake don't remind me of the ingredients.

00:51:30I'm going to make you some chamomile tea, you'll see how it cleanses your stomach.

00:51:33I see you two on the road, huh?

00:51:34And the airplane food tops you off.

00:51:37Well, on the plane they give you a fish that's kind of disgusting,

00:51:40like a sauce that is so sour.

00:51:42And also with some cystic peas.

00:51:44Oh, concha, please shut up.

00:51:47It's almost better not to go, huh?

00:51:49I have also been separated from C for so long.

00:51:51that I'm going to have a terrible time.

00:51:52I'm going to take the tickets and tell the president that I raffled them off.

00:51:55No, no, look, look, look, wait, wait, wait, I feel better now.

00:51:58Oh!

00:51:59Oh my God, look how you are!

00:52:02Look, we don't have time to organize a raffle anymore.

00:52:06If you would give us the trip,

00:52:08you would make us so happy at the end of our lives.

00:52:14Okay, but please don't let any of the neighbors find out until we get back, okay?

00:52:18Thank you very much, daughter.

00:52:19You are lesbians, but with a good heart.

00:52:23But look, don't give it to them, or we'll get into trouble.

00:52:26Oh, Carmen, come on, give him yours, please, now.

00:52:28What does it matter?

00:52:28Oh!

00:52:38Thank you very much, get well soon, you'll see, you'll see it's nothing.

00:52:43The water is heating up, all that's left is to put in the chamomile tea bag.

00:52:47Well, don't worry, we'll take pictures and send them online.

00:52:52Bye bye.

00:52:54Look, missing a trip to Fiji for a pizza is really...

00:52:58If you had ordered it just vegetable, but no, pepperoni and anchovy.

00:53:02I'm suing that pizzeria, okay?

00:53:04I'm going to call the lawyer who's handling the rapeseed oil case.

00:53:06Yes, it is the first B.

00:53:17Hey, if you meet some older ladies, you keep going up, don't stop.

00:53:21Okay.

00:53:22Fernando, the social worker is here with the child.

00:53:24Damn, how nervous.

00:53:26Here, here is a toy.

00:53:27You have to earn it at the beginning, they are always suspicious.

00:53:31Already?

00:53:35Hello.

00:53:36Here I bring Chechu.

00:53:37Chechu, these are your parents, Fernando and Mauricio.

00:53:40How are you?

00:53:41Well, I'll leave you to get to know each other.

00:53:43I'll stop by next month to see how the child is settling in.

00:53:46Let's see if the fifth time is the charm.

00:53:48How about the fifth?

00:53:50Sorry, to the bathroom, I'm peeing.

00:53:52Yes, it's in the background, on the left.

00:53:53Hey, there must have been a mistake here.

00:54:03How old is Chechu?

00:54:04Thirteen.

00:54:05He turns fourteen in September.

00:54:07You see.

00:54:08It's just that we got confused because we thought it was going to be smaller.

00:54:11Yes, those who still listen to the lunis.

00:54:13No, I already told you that it was easier to adopt after the age of three.

00:54:18And you agreed.

00:54:20You didn't tell me anything about age.

00:54:21Man, you always called him the kid.

00:54:23Well.

00:54:23And they also call Fernando Torres that.

00:54:25And he's twenty.

00:54:26Yeah, but it also looks a little marginal, doesn't it?

00:54:29Yeah.

00:54:30When the crest is dyed, I like it less.

00:54:33Torres no.

00:54:34Chechu.

00:54:34Ah, well, that's normal.

00:54:37Almost all Spanish children given up for adoption come from troubled family backgrounds.

00:54:42Difficult compadres.

00:54:43And what did this one do?

00:54:44Kill them with a katana.

00:54:46Hey, I took a chance to get it for you.

00:54:48You should feel lucky.

00:54:51Alas, Pink Power.

00:54:53See you on Gay Pride Day.

00:54:58I was in the hut.

00:54:59Where do I fit in now, huh?

00:55:00No no.

00:55:01That's our bedroom.

00:55:02Oh, there are some weirdos.

00:55:04Bujarras?

00:55:05What is that?

00:55:06Faggots.

00:55:07Homosexuals, Chechu.

00:55:08Homosexuals.

00:55:09Well.

00:55:11Well, it fits me here now.

00:55:13Leave.

00:55:14Then I come to brake.

00:55:16I've met up with some friends.

00:55:18Ah, well, whatever you want.

00:55:19Can you give me keys or something?

00:55:21No, no, no.

00:55:22Yes, we're going to be home.

00:55:24And don't take anything strange, okay?

00:55:25Oh, that sounds so bad to me.

00:55:30I just wasn't prepared to say something like that, huh?

00:55:32What do you mean we skipped ten years of parenthood in one fell swoop?

00:55:35Fernando, we have a homophobic son.

00:55:37Well, you have to give it time.

00:55:38It has to be integrated.

00:55:39No, we have adopted a skinhead.

00:55:41We don't give this guy any money and he beats us up.

00:55:43We'd better return it.

00:55:44Like on TV, they don't give you fifteen days.

00:55:46Auri, which is not a scratch remover for the car.

00:55:48It's a boy.

00:55:48Nothing about the boy, who has more beard than me.

00:55:50And if we send him to study in the United States, I see a certain marine in him.

00:55:54Well, let's give it some leeway.

00:55:55Maybe he's a wonderful kid and makes us very happy.

00:55:59Maybe we still have time to pin it on the Cuestas.

00:56:02Also.

00:56:05I'm taking this jacket.

00:56:06In case there are parties at night at the hotel.

00:56:08Well, I'm going to pack light because I'm going to be topless all day.

00:56:12Hey, I don't know if you've noticed a tiny detail.

00:56:17There are two bills here, right?

00:56:19And there are three of us.

00:56:20It's true!

00:56:21Oh, who's staying on the ground?

00:56:23What do we do?

00:56:24I think I should go because I'm the oldest.

00:56:26Yes, I'm the only one who speaks English.

00:56:28Well, I'm going to go, no matter what.

00:56:30So you have to discuss it among yourselves.

00:56:33Hey, Concha, but there has to be another draw, right?

00:56:37She has condemned herself.

00:56:38Because I can't deal with selfishness.

00:56:40It's true.

00:56:41I think Concha is too old to travel.

00:56:43As it is circulating, Concha on a plane is a package bomb.

00:56:47Besides, you and I are sisters.

00:56:49The love we have for each other is the greatest thing there is.

00:56:51Look, a few pills and he'll stay in bed just fine.

00:56:56Come on.

00:56:59Oh, be careful, they are very expensive.

00:57:01The doctor prescribed it for me to sleep.

00:57:10Concha, Concha, take your glass of water so you can drink your belt.

00:57:19You have to take this, wait.

00:57:22Well, if it weren't for you, I'd be overcome with so many emotions.

00:57:26Look, you and Vicenta are going on a trip.

00:57:32I'm not going because they don't allow smoking on planes and that's not worth it to me.

00:57:36Oh, thank you very much, Marisa.

00:57:38You're welcome, woman, that's what friends are for.

00:57:46Now you see this a little crowded, but it is temporary.

00:57:49The thing is, as soon as summer vacation arrives, our residence fills up.

00:57:52But don't worry, we'll take care of your father here like he would at home.

00:57:58Well, you were in trouble.

00:57:59I'll leave you alone to say your goodbyes.

00:58:02We're recording the moment on video, in case you want it later, I'll remind you.

00:58:05Well, you heard it, they're going to take good care of you here.

00:58:09Emilio, are you leaving me here like a broken toy?

00:58:11Dad, it's only 15 days, I also have the right to enjoy life, right?

00:58:15And do you think you're going to be able to enjoy leaving me locked up here, in this prison, smelling of death?

00:58:20Well, it's a beautiful garden with a fountain and a foosball table in the TV room.

00:58:24And who do I play with if no one can stand?

00:58:27César, accompany Mariano to the dining room, it's time to eat.

00:58:30Come on, Mariano, do you have any pills to take?

00:58:33Goodbye, son, have a good time, I know I won't see you again.

00:58:39Dad, I'll be back in 15 days.

00:58:41Mine said the same thing and I've been here for 13 years.

00:58:44Resume!

00:58:46You shut up!

00:58:47Goodbye, Emilio.

00:58:48Let me speak for myself, since I seem more sensitive in emotional moments.

00:58:59But what are we going to tell them?

00:59:00If the judge has not given Checho's parental authority to us.

00:59:03I've made color photocopies of the papers and put their names on them, see?

00:59:05Juan, Isabel.

00:59:06Mauri, but this is not legal.

00:59:07Oh, I do.

00:59:08Plus, Checho turns 18 soon.

00:59:10You just have to strain for four years.

00:59:12Well, you see, Fernando and I have been talking and you're right.

00:59:21You miss the child as a couple more than we do, so we would feel

00:59:26very bad if we keep it or we have fixed the papers for you.

00:59:30You just have to sign.

00:59:32Look, Mauri!

00:59:33Thank you very much, how nice.

00:59:35Mauricio.

00:59:37Despite your critical stance on the boards, you have always known that you were a person of

00:59:40a big heart.

00:59:41I am going to propose at the meeting that you have a special discount on your fee of one

00:59:443.5%.

00:59:45Thank you very much, but you sign, sign.

00:59:47And, well, how about it?

00:59:49Since you're handsome, what type does he have?

00:59:51Well, I know, I think he's coming this afternoon.

00:59:55His name is Checho.

00:59:56Jesus, very biblical.

00:59:58Yes, but you're going to be at home, aren't you?

01:00:00Yes, yes, we're waiting for you, don't worry.

01:00:02Thank you, really.

01:00:04Thank you so much.

01:00:08Don't you feel like a vacuum cleaner salesman?

01:00:14No, I feel like when I slipped that counterfeit bill into the dentist's office.

01:00:18Okay, bye.

01:00:24Hello how are you?

01:00:26Today I brought Scattergories, which is less mentally stressful than chess.

01:00:29No need anymore, Carlos, I'm doing great.

01:00:32Oh yeah?

01:00:32Sure?

01:00:33But I have also brought to unite the fleet.

01:00:35I'm tired of being the perfect lady, of having everything under the control of my partner, of

01:00:38work, I send everything to hell.

01:00:41From now on, am I going to do whatever I want at any given moment?

01:00:43Of course.

01:00:44Acuna Matata, Antimoni Pumba already said it.

01:00:46Ah, Acuna Matata.

01:00:47I don't have children?

01:00:48Well, I don't have them.

01:00:48My time is running out, my time is running out.

01:00:50Carlos, meet the new Lucia.

01:00:53I like it just as much as the other one.

01:00:54Come, I'm going to show you something I recorded yesterday on TV.

01:01:02Carlos?

01:01:03Yeah.

01:01:04Yes, I'm going.

01:01:05Look.

01:01:07Olga, it is often said that your wedding day is one of the most important days of your life,

01:01:10TRUE?

01:01:10Yes, yes, yes.

01:01:11Deaf to us, who like everything to be perfect.

01:01:14And that's why we've been preparing every detail for almost a year.

01:01:17Well, despite all the planning, there are weddings that end up being a complete disaster.

01:01:21Some images of a wedding banquet have arrived at Noche de Impacto, well, as if to

01:01:26not to get lost.

01:01:27Look, look.

01:01:35But it's your wedding video.

01:01:37Have you been betrayed?

01:01:38Some asshole sold it?

01:01:39No, Carlos, it was me.

01:01:41Since I had such a bad time, I'm going to make the most of it.

01:01:43It's hilarious, you'll see.

01:01:45Look, please, look at my mother, what a kiss, she hits hard.

01:01:50And look at my father, what hair.

01:01:51Come on, I haven't seen it like this in 30 years.

01:01:53Because of the move he had with Roberto.

01:01:55And the one who only gets the mayor out of trouble.

01:01:57Yeah.

01:01:59Hey, no, no, no, I don't feel like it right now.

01:02:02Okay, okay, okay.

01:02:02This is great.

01:02:03Hey, back it up again and we'll laugh again.

01:02:06There remains the sleeping beauty waiting for the prince.

01:02:10Concha, forgive us.

01:02:12It was for your own good.

01:02:13We will take many photos.

01:02:15If she's full of sleeping pills, she won't listen to you.

01:02:17Come on, to the physiques.

01:02:19Wait, wait a minute.

01:02:21Where are you going?

01:02:22We're running late for the airport.

01:02:23What do you do with that?

01:02:31I made him gazpachito for when he wakes up at dinner time.

01:02:35But do you think that between the dick and the pills, he's going to trust your gazpacho?

01:02:39Come on, man, come on, let's go.

01:02:42Valentin, cut yourself well.

01:02:43Take care of the house and don't bite anything.

01:02:45Let's see if we're lucky and he gets electrocuted by the video cable.

01:02:49Hey, take the plane tickets, passports, and biodramines.

01:02:52Yes.

01:02:54Where are you going for that, Mary Poppins?

01:02:56No, the ones there are certainly not as good.

01:02:59Come on, come on, man, let that go, damn it.

01:03:01A little bit of glamour.

01:03:02Wow!

01:03:10Emilio, can you tell me where you are?

01:03:12I've been waiting for you for an hour.

01:03:13I was saying goodbye to my father, Belén, which is not so easy.

01:03:15Run, get down.

01:03:16What do you mean you're coming down?

01:03:17And I've already headed to the airport?

01:03:19But hey, what kind of couple are we?

01:03:21What are we traveling in rompanfila?

01:03:23Hurry, hurry, there's a long line to check in here.

01:03:27Hey, Pocahontas is sure to be for kids.

01:03:31It seems a bit like porn to me.

01:03:33Mom, what are you doing renting movies for kids?

01:03:35Oh, I forgot to tell you.

01:03:36You have a new little brother, he's on the way.

01:03:38Ah, how nice.

01:03:39Thanks for the information.

01:03:43Well, panda, I'm off to Cuba, Belén de Morros is already waiting for me at the airport.

01:03:47Ah, but you're going with Belén, loser.

01:03:48You have to go to Cuba alone.

01:03:50Well, man, a hug.

01:03:51That when you take a flight you never know.

01:03:53Yes, it's true that I saw on the internet that there was a hurricane or something over there just now, huh?

01:03:57Hey, you paid less attention to the subject, huh?

01:03:58I've had nightmares all night.

01:04:00In one my plane was hijacked by Chicho and Bañacerrador and Anobregón.

01:04:03And we crashed into the lollipop.

01:04:05All fucking night dreaming about plane crashes.

01:04:08Well, no, not all of it.

01:04:08I had a nightmare with Lourdes.

01:04:10Ah, yes, yes, but that's a recurring one, right?

01:04:11It happens to me too.

01:04:12And the other day he was chasing me through a cemetery.

01:04:15Okay, fine, now.

01:04:16All the dreams I have with Lourdes are precious.

01:04:19Emilio, is something wrong?

01:04:21You look bad.

01:04:22The time to catch my plane is getting closer and I feel a little anxious inside.

01:04:26Do you know the Jacobsen relaxation method?

01:04:29It's designed for grandfather-phobics, like us.

01:04:32It has worked out wonderfully.

01:04:34Ah, well tell me, because I'm going to need it.

01:04:36Look, it's about avoiding panic, and muscle control is essential for that.

01:04:40If you are relaxed, you cannot panic.

01:04:44You start with the extremities.

01:04:48Take a deep breath.

01:04:51If unwanted thoughts come to mind, such as the engine exploding or the plane crashing into the sea,

01:04:58you have to tell yourself, stop!

01:05:01Stop!

01:05:02Aloud!

01:05:03Stop!

01:05:04Yeah, well, here, then on the plane, when you arrive.

01:05:07Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

01:05:08You have to have a positive attitude.

01:05:11Talk to your fear.

01:05:13Tell him.

01:05:14Hello?

01:05:15Hello?

01:05:15What do you want from me?

01:05:17What do you want from me?

01:05:21Very good.

01:05:22Okay, so thank you very much, okay?

01:05:25Hey, call us when you arrive so we can rest easy.

01:05:27What do you say, considering how expensive that must be?

01:05:29I send a postcard.

01:05:30Ow, ow, ow, ow!

01:05:32Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

01:05:35What are you saying?

01:05:36I'll take those five.

01:05:37Okay.

01:05:38Are they going to release a greatest hits with caponata and parsley or...?

01:05:43Well no, but hey, look, it would be a good idea, it would sell very well.

01:05:46Oh, I think so!

01:05:47Look how well thought out this table is.

01:05:57Down, up.

01:05:59Down, up.

01:06:01Look, and this is for music.

01:06:04Stop!

01:06:06Stop!

01:06:08What do you want from me?

01:06:09Are you OK?

01:06:09Miss, could you bring me some mineral water, if you would be so kind?

01:06:18Now, as soon as we take off, I'll bring it to you.

01:06:20That?

01:06:22Look, we're going to have to jump off an emergency ramp, like in a water park, huh?

01:06:27Good afternoon, welcome aboard.

01:06:29This is Commander Ferrer speaking.

01:06:31The estimated duration of this trip to Havana is nine hours.

01:06:35We wish you a happy flight.

01:06:37Nine hours stuck here?

01:06:38They say they're going to show us two movies and give us dinner.

01:06:42We build ramps.

01:06:43What did he say about the ramp?

01:06:44Well, they're closing it because we're taking off.

01:06:46And can't you leave them open to let the air in?

01:06:49Ma'am, roll down your window a little.

01:06:51Emilio, the window can't be opened.

01:06:54I'll plug in the little stream so you don't get much air.

01:06:56No, no, no, no, no. I'm just going to catch a cold.

01:06:59Hey, this is moving, huh?

01:07:01Emilio, you sound like my grandmother. What the hell is wrong with you?

01:07:04I'm afraid, I don't like to fly.

01:07:06What do you know? You've never flown before.

01:07:07Well, fuck, that's why?

01:07:09Entering the runway for takeoff.

01:07:11Oh my God.

01:07:12But how is this big thing going to take off?

01:07:14And how will it stay in the air later?

01:07:16Because it has wings and engines.

01:07:18There are thousands of flights a day. It's the safest means of transportation available.

01:07:21What if we crash and get stuck in the snow like Vivian?

01:07:25I only brought swimsuits.

01:07:27We're not going to have to eat a thigh from that lady.

01:07:29Emilio, please don't give me a hard time here, okay?

01:07:31I ask you, please.

01:07:32Stop!

01:07:34Stop!

01:07:35What do you want from me?

01:07:37Go away!

01:07:37But who are you talking to?

01:07:40Excuse me, do you have a problem?

01:07:41Belén, let's go, this is just a hunch.

01:07:43We're all going to die!

01:07:45Please, listen.

01:07:47That's enough, isn't it?

01:07:48Shut up, Marujita, we all know what Cuba is up to.

01:07:52Uncle, please.

01:07:52We have to get out of here.

01:07:53Listen, calm down, we're going to have to leave you on land.

01:07:56Oh!

01:07:56No, no, no, no.

01:07:57We're already heading to Cuba, so we're already arriving.

01:07:59Listen.

01:08:00How do you open it?

01:08:01Where is the pestil?

01:08:01The door cannot be opened, the plane is in motion.

01:08:03Oh, but drug him, bring him a whiskey and do something.

01:08:06What's going on here, man?

01:08:07Please sit down.

01:08:08Get dressed over there!

01:08:09Oh, excuse him, he's just very nervous.

01:08:12Oh my God!

01:08:14Emilio!

01:08:15Emilio, we're not leaving!

01:08:16Emilio!

01:08:19How do you stop this?

01:08:20Hey, you can't be here, we're entering the runway.

01:08:23Stop this, I'm getting off!

01:08:24Hey, hey, don't touch there!

01:08:25I don't want to die!

01:08:28Damn, Fiji signs!

01:08:30I still can't believe it.

01:08:33Hello, good afternoon.

01:08:35Two seats for Fiji, please.

01:08:39Please, I drop it here.

01:08:42Excuse my sister, she's a little nervous.

01:08:44because it's the last chance she has to lose her virginity.

01:08:48Put out your cigarette, you can't smoke here.

01:08:54Sorry, but I can't give you the boarding pass.

01:08:56Is this a ticket?

01:08:57Isn't your name here?

01:08:57No, they belong to Carmen and Bea, two friends.

01:09:00You have to change them.

01:09:03Sorry, there's less than an hour until the flight.

01:09:05and we can't make another name change.

01:09:06What do you mean not right now, man?

01:09:08Look, ma'am, these are company rules.

01:09:11If you have any problems, please go to the counter in the back.

01:09:14Hey, pretty, if you have a problem with your boyfriend who is a klutz

01:09:17and you don't reach orgasm, it's not our fault.

01:09:20What did you say?

01:09:21Excuse her, that guy quits smoking, he puts on...

01:09:25Marisa, that's not how things are achieved.

01:09:28The slut gave him a...

01:09:30They won't change our bills, what do we do?

01:09:33Anything, I'm capable of getting into the landing gear.

01:09:36Carmen and Bea, you should have warned us.

01:09:39God reason.

01:09:40Damn, I have the lesbian passports,

01:09:43we can impersonate them.

01:09:45Marisa, we are very young,

01:09:47but I don't think so much as to...

01:09:49You are Carmen and I am Bea.

01:09:54Put on your sunglasses.

01:09:56Pantoja technique.

01:09:58Hey, impersonating someone else,

01:10:01is it a crime?

01:10:02To be the old man or not.

01:10:03Come on, where's that nice-looking girl?

01:10:06Come on, take the car, damn it, take the car.

01:10:15Hello gorgeous.

01:10:16Hi there.

01:10:16Let's go to the physio in a hurry, okay?

01:10:18I have to buy a carton at the duty prison.

01:10:25Excuse me, could you look at me for a moment and take off your glasses?

01:10:28Yeah.

01:10:29It's just that last week we were in Patricia's diary.

01:10:32Don't say anything.

01:10:33Hey, this isn't you.

01:10:34That photo is five years old.

01:10:36Excuse me, but it says here that you were born in 1971.

01:10:39Okay, I confess.

01:10:41Drugs have ruined me.

01:10:43I was a hippie in the 70s.

01:10:44At six years old.

01:10:45Man, something had to be done to integrate into school.

01:10:47Well, and you?

01:10:48What did you think of the photo?

01:10:49Is it pure coincidence?

01:10:51It's that I've been under the knife.

01:10:53Don't tell me I haven't improved.

01:10:55Are you here again?

01:10:57Police, please.

01:10:59Come on, okay.

01:11:00No, come on, come on.

01:11:01One moment.

01:11:02Where did they get these passports?

01:11:03Give me those passports, they are mine.

01:11:05Give me those passports.

01:11:05Marisa, the police officer.

01:11:06Ma'am, could you join us for a moment?

01:11:08Oh, holy shit.

01:11:10Marisa, this is what happens to us for being bad people.

01:11:12Not bad people at all.

01:11:13That's what happened to us because we're idiots.

01:11:15Bad people live like a king.

01:11:18And I've been left with your face.

01:11:19I know where you work.

01:11:20I'll wait for you at the exit.

01:11:22You lousy, you faggot!

01:11:30What's the matter?

01:11:32You're going at five breaths per hour.

01:11:34I suddenly feel really bad about Chechu.

01:11:36Look, that mean, bad-ass social worker messed us up.

01:11:39We couldn't stay with that gang project.

01:11:41Yes, but why is that kid still bouncing from family to family at 14?

01:11:45Well, because no one has given him a chance.

01:11:47It's easier to get rid of it.

01:11:48Yes, indeed.

01:11:49That's what we've done.

01:11:50And I remind you that it was your idea.

01:11:52Yes, but you haven't done anything to stop me.

01:11:53So you're as guilty as I am.

01:11:55Look, now it's Chechu Cuesta.

01:11:56Spot.

01:11:58Besides, they haven't complained.

01:12:01Maybe they're delighted with the kid.

01:12:02Well.

01:12:15And how are you, Chechu?

01:12:16Is everything delicious?

01:12:17Yeah.

01:12:18Thank you, Mommy.

01:12:20Tell us something about your family.

01:12:23Which one?

01:12:24Of the five.

01:12:25You've been through more houses.

01:12:27The thing is, I don't fit into any of them.

01:12:29The last one this morning, with the two bujarras from the first B.

01:12:33They seemed nice, but they ignored me.

01:12:36I don't know.

01:12:36So you already knew them.

01:12:40Well, I'm going to wash the remaining pineapples now.

01:12:43Don't you help pick up?

01:12:44Well, it's not going to be that way.

01:12:45No, Juan, I'm about to burst into tears.

01:12:49But what is this that they have brought into our house?

01:12:52I'm starting to miss my children.

01:12:54It's never happened to me before.

01:12:55But that kid is Jupa.

01:12:57He is very well known in the neighborhood.

01:12:59He lifted the scooter of a kid in my class.

01:13:01People are going to freak out when I tell them he's my brother now.

01:13:03Forgive me.

01:13:04I'm going down for a moment.

01:13:06No, John.

01:13:07Please don't leave me alone.

01:13:08With the Jupa.

01:13:10I'll be right back.

01:13:13You are a couple of unpresentable ones!

01:13:14This is by far the most despicable act of neighborliness.

01:13:17that I have had the misfortune to witness in 13 years of office.

01:13:19Juan, listen.

01:13:20You have played with our feelings.

01:13:22Not to mention the attempted fraud and defrauding of public documents.

01:13:24Because the Tipex markings are clearly visible here,

01:13:27I have been detecting exam fraud for over 20 years.

01:13:30I'm going to report you to the bar association.

01:13:31And to you, to the journalists.

01:13:33Or to the appropriate body.

01:13:34Okay, Juan, we screwed up.

01:13:36We have recognized it.

01:13:37But please forgive us.

01:13:38Yes, calm down.

01:13:39We stayed with Chechu.

01:13:40We're pissed off that you're keeping it.

01:13:42You have 10 minutes to go up and get it.

01:13:45Do you see what you've done?

01:13:46Come on, let's go.

01:13:47I always mess things up.

01:13:48I always mess things up.

01:13:51Isabel, get Chechu's things ready because his parents are coming to get him.

01:13:54Oh, no need.

01:13:55Thank God he left on his own.

01:13:57Hey, Dad, what have you done with yours?

01:13:59No, nothing.

01:14:00Where is?

01:14:01Well, it's the fixed chupa robe.

01:14:03Hey, what about my bag?

01:14:04Well, Isabel, where are you while they were ransacking our house?

01:14:08Locked in the Gogosemi room, as a precaution.

01:14:10The poor child has been raised in a very conflictive family environment.

01:14:13On top of that, I gave him the keys to the house.

01:14:14I'm going to have to change the lock.

01:14:15Look, we were more refined there.

01:14:18I'm going to call the police.

01:14:20This is going straight to a reformatory.

01:14:22Fernando, we have the boy wanted.

01:14:24It's not funny now.

01:14:25I know, but...

01:14:26Have you seen my bag?

01:14:34Well, you're going to pay the fine they gave us.

01:14:37Again?

01:14:38If I'm the first victim of this, I'm going to be stuck with this trauma inside.

01:14:40And what about me?

01:14:41That I will never leave Spain.

01:14:43Well, we ask Chifera for more bills and we try again.

01:14:46I don't know, I get drunk or something.

01:14:47Look, I wouldn't even ride the Ferris wheel with you.

01:14:49We're done.

01:14:50It's true, and on top of that my poor father is in a nursing home.

01:14:56This is a shitty life, damn it.

01:14:59I'm fed up with everything.

01:15:01Andrés, I urge you to abandon this hostile attitude toward cubes.

01:15:04You are damaging the image of this community of ours.

01:15:06Juan.

01:15:08Juan.

01:15:10Damn, he'll be here for a day, even though he's been here for nine years like me.

01:15:15Good night.

01:15:20Hello, son.

01:15:21But what is this? What's going on here?

01:15:23We ran away, Emilio. That was hell.

01:15:26But how come you ran away, Dad? I paid some money.

01:15:28It has been impressive.

01:15:29We made a barricade by burning the dining room trays.

01:15:32And we have escaped through the garden.

01:15:34Two companions have been left behind.

01:15:36No, martyrs of the uprising.

01:15:38And many others remain there, victims of society.

01:15:42Anyway, we have to go back for them.

01:15:44Dad, you're not Rambo.

01:15:45And that's a residency, not Vietnam.

01:15:47Seriously, you can't be left alone, huh?

01:15:50You're already telling all these people to leave.

01:15:52But how am I going to tell him that?

01:15:53If they have nowhere to go.

01:15:54Also, look at poor Salustiaro.

01:15:56He got caught in the wire fence,

01:15:57He was bitten by a dog and had to be sedated with chinchón.

01:16:01Oh, the mother who gave birth to me.

01:16:02Hey, but weren't you going to Cuba?

01:16:04No, not in the end.

01:16:05They had a technical problem with the plane.

01:16:07Well, let's see how we organize the refugee camp.

01:16:13Let's see, Salustiaro, that's the one that worries me.

01:16:15It's a shame that adoption is so complicated,

01:16:21because I'm sure we would end up with a large family.

01:16:24Sure.

01:16:25Nothing.

01:16:26Until science advances and men can have children among ourselves,

01:16:29we'd better stay as we are.

01:16:31I once read a news article about a doctor who said it was possible to implant an embryo in a man's large intestine.

01:16:37What I see as already complicated is giving birth.

01:16:39Shut up, shut up, it'll be a C-section, right?

01:16:41Can we also use a surrogate mother?

01:16:43Yes, look, maybe Natalia would be willing.

01:16:46The thing is, what would we use? Yours or mine?

01:16:49Well, now they instill him with both of them and then the sperm that arrives first.

01:16:52No, no, no, it would be my turn, eh?

01:16:54That you already have Ezequiel.

01:16:55But, Fernando, why are you so competitive about everything?

01:16:57Well, because it's fair.

01:16:58Already.

01:16:59And you immediately get the straight roll.

01:17:01Look how you said, Natalia, instead of Belén.

01:17:03Well, because Natalia is younger, I mean, genetically she's like...

01:17:07Yes, okay, good night.

01:17:09Good night.

01:17:09When? Where's my alarm clock?

01:17:12Well, what do I know, Chechu must have taken it.

01:17:14My God, how ungrateful children are, huh?

01:17:17Yes, good evening.

01:17:18How embarrassing! They're patting us down at our age.

01:17:21That it was the most fun.

01:17:23It's that traffickers use the old fools to get the drugs through customs.

01:17:27And you fit the profile.

01:17:29Oh! Can you imagine how angry Concha is going to be with us?

01:17:33He might not even remember. We tell him he dreamed it all.

01:17:36Come on.

01:17:36Shell!

01:17:38Shell!

01:17:41Shell!

01:17:43Leave her alone, she's calm.

01:17:45Hey, hasn't she been asleep for many hours already?

01:17:52Damn, it looks like he's not breathing.

01:17:54Bring a mirror to put under your nose.

01:17:57But how many pills did you give him?

01:17:58Man, I covered my health because this depends on weight...

01:18:02Oh my God!

01:18:04I'm going to call an ambulance.

01:18:05Wait, let's touch it.

01:18:06We're not going to spend money on fools.

01:18:08Concha, Concha, we are murderers.

01:18:17Don't worry, don't lose your temper.

01:18:19It may have been a suicide for Lombar and Limón Ro.

01:18:22And why would Concha commit suicide?

01:18:24I don't know. He was watching the Grand Prix, lost his hometown, and couldn't take it.

01:18:29It all fits together there.

01:18:30Please, please get an ambulance to Desengaño 21.

01:18:34Wait, damn it, we have to write a farewell note.

01:18:37I'm going to go to the police, I'm very sad.

01:18:40And they say that if you turn yourself in, they'll reduce your sentence.

01:18:43Fuck!

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