Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 11

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Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 11 - I Am Jenna Hamilton   #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00Keith, Barry was not my friend.

00:02And if given the opportunity, my mom would embarrass me.

00:06Do you think this push-up bra is doing its job?

00:08Yes, but just give it the day off.

00:10Okay, what is the single most important thing we've learned from French women?

00:15Don't let your mom near your face.

00:17Always play up your best feature.

00:19And since you refuse to show off your belly, we'll have to go with your lips.

00:23Rub it together.

00:24Nice lips.

00:25One thing I didn't have to assume anymore?

00:27My status with Maddie.

00:30We were clearly together.

00:31And he was not a vegetarian.

00:35Stop it.

00:36You think he's going to ask you to form a mom?

00:39Shush.

00:40Jeez Louise, this is a barbecue who put out the formal napkins.

00:47So good.

00:48So what color dress are you wearing to the dance?

00:50Peach.

00:52Peach.

00:53Son, I know you're a good kid.

00:55And even though Jenna is still my little girl, I want her to have fun.

00:59Thankfully, my dad always had my back.

01:02No, I'm not pushing anything.

01:03But if you guys decide to take things to the next level, make sure you wrap up the sausage.

01:12Assumption was the mother of all screw-ups.

01:14What's up with the lip statement?

01:28Oh, just trying something new.

01:29I was no longer that girl.

01:31I was Maddie's girl.

01:33And as such, I had to look the part.

01:35It's totally bomb-ass.

01:37We're just not used to being able to see your lips from across the quad.

01:40Raina, I want to go to formal with you.

01:47My parents suck.

01:49When I tried to tell them that formals were American tradition, they were like, we are Chinese.

01:54And I'm like, Chinese people love to party.

01:56They didn't become a billion strong by hanging out in the library.

01:59A week ago, I'd have been uber-clemped to go with Ricky Schwartz.

02:03But now I'm like, la-dee-freaking-da.

02:05I'm so over that jack rod.

02:07I can't believe I'm the only one going.

02:09Maddie, yes you?

02:11When, where?

02:11You want the full play-by-play.

02:13Well, it wasn't an official invite, but he asked what color dress I was wearing, so it's basically the same thing.

02:18It wasn't.

02:18But, in the 168 hours since I became Maddie's girl, I had grown used to his no-nonsense style.

02:25Someone's getting an invite!

02:29It's for you, T.

02:30Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

02:34What do you say, gorgeous?

02:36I've got nothing else to do.

02:41Even though I was going with Maddie, I had to admit, I would have been down with the cheesetastic invite.

02:46Will you go a little formal with me, Aaron?

02:48Yes, ma!

02:49That's lame.

02:56You realize that I'll probably go bed by lunch, right?

02:59I'm willing to risk it.

03:03Oh, I forgot to ask you something.

03:05Are you a limo girl?

03:07So, it wasn't the big ask, but I was definitely a limo girl.

03:11I'm cool with whatever.

03:13So it's cool if we just take my check?

03:14Yeah!

03:15Ugh, that flothole.

03:18There's Marcus.

03:19G-bye!

03:21And as to our friend, it's my job to tell you, your plan is retarded.

03:25You always say that about my plans.

03:27But this one is G-in-a-bottle.

03:29If Jake sees me with Marcus, he'll get so jealous, he'll ask me to formal.

03:33And then, fingers crossed, punch Marcus in the face.

03:37I've always wanted you guys to fight over me.

03:41Ellie!

03:45No, Melanie will not go to formal with you.

03:49Wake up and smell the body spray.

03:52Clark is gay.

03:55You're welcome.

03:56Oh, it's going to wreck my greatest class.

04:01Yeah, the test was brutal.

04:02I'll see you.

04:04Run your fingers through my heart and tell me that I'm pretty.

04:06You're pretty.

04:08Hey, Jenna.

04:10Got something for you.

04:11It's the new single from Watson 66.

04:14Let's Dance?

04:14Please tell me it's not another bad cover of Bowie.

04:17Keep reading.

04:20I, uh, already have a date.

04:23Oh.

04:24Okay.

04:25Yeah.

04:28He's a lucky guy.

04:31I gotta go.

04:38Screw formal.

04:39What?

04:41I got the Heisman from Jenna.

04:43I thought she was into me.

04:45Jenna Hamilton?

04:46Do you know who she's going with?

04:48No.

04:49Sorry, man.

04:49Did you ask anyone yet?

04:50Not exactly.

04:52Blow it off.

04:53Let's get drunk.

04:55I don't know, man.

04:57All right, dude.

04:57Fine.

04:58Leave me all alone on a Saturday night, wallowing in a pool of my own blood and vomit.

05:03That's real cool.

05:04No, I do believe you're happy.

05:07You look happy.

05:09Unless you're high.

05:10Have you been rocking the gange, Jay?

05:12No.

05:13It's just that for once, my life is pretty good.

05:16And?

05:17And you wanted to thank me.

05:20And I have a boyfriend.

05:23We are soul sisters!

05:24I have a boyfriend, too!

05:26Who is he?

05:28And no one you know.

05:29I mean, he doesn't work at the school or anything.

05:31That would be grounds for dismissal.

05:33Well, no.

05:34He's a...

05:36Farmer.

05:38He's a farmer.

05:39Farmer Bob.

05:41McDonald.

05:42Okay, I was just asking.

05:44Look at how much progress we have made in just a few short months!

05:49See, here is when you got this nasty letter.

05:52And this is when you wore the camel toe pants.

05:54Those were your dark ages.

05:56Isn't it funny how it almost seems as though your incident was an accident?

06:00It was an accident.

06:02Oh, okay.

06:04Exactly.

06:05Anywho, now that you are in your renaissance, I thought that you could choose your own happy

06:09sticker.

06:10I can see you're busy, Val.

06:11I won't come back later.

06:13No, you.

06:14Stay.

06:14Her?

06:14Me.

06:15You.

06:16I'll go.

06:17I'm so glad you have a boyfriend, Jay.

06:20Way to be normal.

06:21You have two minutes.

06:26I have received several complaints about you today.

06:29Now, I know that this is falling on deaf ears, but you cannot ruin formal for your fellow

06:33students.

06:34And more importantly, you cannot out people.

06:36Please.

06:38When Clark Stevenson busted out that pink pleather backpack, he outed himself.

06:42Melanie should be thanking me.

06:43Of all people, you should understand how painful it is to be someone's beard.

06:49It is.

06:50Think if you would have had someone like me helping you, you might have been spared all

06:53that heartache and humiliation.

06:55Well, hello, Mr. Mishra.

07:02You are correct.

07:03I am in session.

07:10Stop.

07:13No, you stop.

07:15Oh, yeah.

07:15Yeah, I will.

07:17Yes, ma'am.

07:19I'm going to hang up now.

07:23Official school business.

07:25Miss Marks, while you were on the phone, I've had time to reflect on the error of my

07:29ways.

07:30I don't know where I'd be without your guidance.

07:37Can you believe how awesome town Ricky's ask was?

07:40He put so much thought into it.

07:44Sorry.

07:45Am I bragging too much considering, you know, Maddie didn't go all out?

07:49Brag away.

07:50All I care about is that Maddie and I are going together.

07:52The rest of that stuff is just fluff.

07:53Congrats, Princess Jenna.

07:56I heard you're on the ballot for Winter Formal.

07:58Hola.

08:00This is Major Major.

08:02Where are you going?

08:03To tell Ming.

08:04Mom, I was just nominated for Sophomore Winter Formal, Princess.

08:13Okay, listen.

08:14I'm going to need to go get a really gray dress.

08:16Do you think we can do that after school?

08:18Taking that as a yes.

08:21That's a yes.

08:22I am getting a head start and surprising her with options.

08:26Oh, I'm so sorry, Lupita.

08:27You're going to have to do all the cleaning today.

08:30Okay.

08:31Bye.

08:32I always do all the cleaning.

08:35It was the first time I didn't mind people staring, because it was for the right reasons.

08:44They admired me.

08:45I see they printed up new ballots.

08:47Apparently, there were some last-minute changes.

08:49Let me guess.

08:58You're voting for yourself.

09:00Well, at least you'll get one vote.

09:08As you are now, you could disappear and no one would notice?

09:12So not true.

09:13I couldn't disappear.

09:17How did somebody get my letter?

09:19I had assumed my rep as a suicide case was all but dead.

09:27Number two, your instincts suck.

09:30Second guess them.

09:31Number four, when you're pretty, you're happy.

09:34And clearly, you're not happy.

09:38Number six, nobody likes the pitiful.

09:41Stop being such a drag.

09:43But my stigma was alive.

09:47And kicking me in the ass.

09:49I'm a loser.

09:57Love comes and goes on everything first.

10:00You feel so lonely.

10:03You still feel so broken.

10:07It's a chemical reaction.

10:09It's a chemical reaction.

10:10It's a chemical reaction.

10:11I love you, you're wet.

10:23You okay?

10:24You sure you want to be seen with the biggest loser in school?

10:26The person who wrote the letter's a loser, not you.

10:29Thought I had already been through the worst day of my life.

10:31Turns out that was just a warm-up.

10:34I think you're having a bad day.

10:36I put myself out there, asked the girl the formal.

10:39She said no.

10:41Well, forget about her, because she's a bitch.

10:44A raging bitch.

10:46The guy she's going with has man boobs.

10:50Who are you going with?

10:52It was weird. Maddie still hadn't told Jake about us.

10:56Not even sure I want to go anymore.

10:58But then who's going to wear the crown when you win sophomore princess?

11:01I think that's going to happen.

11:02I voted for you.

11:04Well, I mean, I wouldn't have, but I did it before you turned me down.

11:08What are you going to do about the letter?

11:10Nothing.

11:11The damage has already been done.

11:19Hey, so listen.

11:21I've been thinking.

11:22What if we blow off the dance and just do something else instead?

11:25Dancers are pretty lame, right?

11:27Is that okay?

11:32Sure.

11:33Great.

11:34I'll meet you in my truck after school.

11:36How could I be Maddie's girl when I was still his secret?

11:42Because I was that girl who never stood a chance of going to the formal.

11:48Just look at the label.

11:50Someone was spreading the rumor at lunch, but I didn't believe it.

11:53Until now.

11:54You were the backup invite?

11:56No.

11:57I was not just the backup.

11:58I was sloppy fourths.

12:01I'm sorry, T.

12:02Are you still going to go?

12:03Over his dead body.

12:05Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not going either.

12:07Why not?

12:08Have you seen the ballots?

12:10Oh, I am so sorry.

12:12I was so caught up in this Ricky scandal, I forgot to vote for you.

12:18Holy .

12:19What kind of monster would do something so Resident Evil?

12:23Sadie?

12:25I'm talking to my friends.

12:30I know you did this, and your ass is grass.

12:33What's the matter, Val?

12:34Did you drink some bad soy milk this morning?

12:37Stealing someone's personal file is not only morally corrupt,

12:40it's punishable by expulsion.

12:42And I don't give a hot damn if your dad built the planetarium.

12:46This time, there will be consequences.

12:48You're not going to expel me, are you?

12:50Maybe.

12:51Maybe not.

12:52But as far as Winter Formal is concerned, you won't be going.

12:55But I already have...

12:57Grab that file and follow me back to my office.

13:02Good.

13:03Just wanted to be sure you were following me.

13:07Welcome to Carmageddon, bitch.

13:10Ricky Schwartz sighting.

13:12What are you going to do?

13:13Tell him to go f*** himself.

13:15I will never be anyone's number four.

13:18I deserve better.

13:19I would rather stay home Saturday night giving my cat a manicure

13:22than go to the dance with that fidiot.

13:27Hey!

13:29Tamara did deserve better.

13:30And she wasn't the only one.

13:32It's all over.

13:33I told him to take care.

13:34There is no recovery from that.

13:35I gotta walk it off.

13:36I keep looking for the cure.

13:38To help from feeling so obscure.

13:40I don't need a ride.

13:41Is your mom picking you up?

13:42No.

13:43I would just rather walk home than go with you.

13:46Why?

13:47Because...

13:48I really want to go to the damn formal.

13:49And I want a limo.

13:50And I want you to dress up in a gorilla suit.

13:51Or surprise me with balloons.

13:52Or...

13:53Jump out of a coffin.

13:54I don't need a ride.

13:55To help from feeling so obscure.

14:00I've already lost the world.

14:03I don't need a ride.

14:04Is your mom picking you up?

14:05No.

14:06I would just rather walk home than go with you.

14:10Why?

14:11Because...

14:12I really want to go to the damn formal.

14:14And I want a limo.

14:15And I want you to dress up in a gorilla suit.

14:17Or surprise me with balloons.

14:19Or...

14:20Jump out of a coffin.

14:21I don't know.

14:22Okay, maybe not the coffin, but...

14:24I want the big ask.

14:25And I don't care if you think it's lame.

14:26It is lame.

14:27I want to take you.

14:28Your invite's in here.

14:29Look.

14:30I was going to ask you at lunch, but then Jake...

14:32Why haven't you told him?

14:33I tried to, but he...

14:34But what?

14:36Nothing.

14:38You're a pussy.

14:39Take care.

14:50Don't think.

14:51Just go with your first instinct.

14:52Which dress jumps out at you the most?

14:53None.

14:54But you have no idea how great they look on.

14:55On who?

14:56Me.

14:57But I was the only one available to try them on.

14:58Of course.

14:59Because you couldn't wait to see what I wanted.

15:00There's only one person in this room who looks good in peach, and who might that be?

15:03But...

15:04But this dress...

15:06It will look really pretty on you, we just have to stuff the bust a little.

15:25I'm not going to formal.

15:26I don't have a date, and my nomination was a joke.

15:30Okay, give us a hug.

15:32What about a fight, Rosani? You've blown up your guys 16 times.

15:44Because I got the crappy controller.

15:49Dude, can you at least try not to suck so much?

15:51Yeah, I do suck.

15:53Probably why Jenna rejected me.

15:54Are you still talking about it? You've been bitching about it all day.

15:58Jenna doesn't like you, okay?

15:59Get over it already.

16:02What the hell is your problem?

16:04You can't play f***.

16:05Then why am I even here?

16:06To be a pain in my ass?

16:09When you stop PMSing, don't bother calling me.

16:11Yeah, I won't.

16:29I had taken great care to be the daughter my mom always wanted.

16:39And the girl Maddie wanted to be with.

16:42But along the way, I lost sight of myself.

16:46It was time to take care of me.

16:48And I wasn't going to sit around and cry about it.

16:51Okay, maybe a little.

16:52Do you have any teeth, Pete?

17:02Here's the Z cover.

17:04Ever been so into a guy you thought was into you, only to find out he's into someone else?

17:12Actually, three someone else's?

17:15Wait, are you that girl with red, frizzy hair who always wears overalls?

17:21That's Leslie Gaynor.

17:24Good, because she is seriously nasty.

17:28I know, and she smells like a litter bite.

17:33Can I give you a hug?

17:40I'm not really a hugger.

17:42It's okay.

17:43I'll do all the work.

17:45All right.

17:54Bitch!

17:55Bitch!

17:55Come on!

18:03Oh, Jake, this is Marcus.

18:14We're going to formal together.

18:16I know Marcus.

18:17What's up, man?

18:17Hey, what's up?

18:18Why are you hugging?

18:20Because we're bros?

18:21No hugging!

18:22Huh!

18:23What's wrong with hugs?

18:24Are you okay, T?

18:26Were you crying?

18:27No, I was ugly crying, but I got it out of my system.

18:30Be right back.

18:43I've been looking for you.

18:47We should go to the dance together.

18:51That is, if you still want to go.

18:53What happened to your date?

18:57Didn't work out.

18:58It just happens you have a little competition.

19:02Really?

19:02Yeah.

19:03With my mom.

19:05We were going to catch a movie, a little mother-son action, but I think I can blow her off.

19:11I have been seeing a lot of her lately, and I think it's time for us to take a break.

19:16Okay, gross.

19:19I'm in.

19:20I just need to know one thing.

19:23What color's your dress?

19:25Not peach.

19:26I was leaving my renaissance and heading into my golden age.

19:32Because I wasn't that girl anymore, and I wasn't Maddie's girl either.

19:44I was Jenna Hamilton.

19:46But okay, so much.

19:59But I don't know why.

20:02See you today.

20:02Bye.

20:05Bye bye.

20:10Bye.

20:11Bye.

20:12Bye.

20:13Bye.

20:14Bye.

20:15Bye.

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