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00:00A rolling backpack or kissing a grandparent on the mouth.

00:04Unsavory.

00:06In an environment where everyone was playing the role of judge and jury,

00:09the only way to survive was to assert some kind of independence.

00:13All right, all right, all right, I'm getting out.

00:16You need to blend and then change that shirt.

00:19People are gonna think that we can't afford nice things.

00:22Here.

00:23And it's backless, so you don't even have to wear a bra.

00:26Nice, that'll be interesting in gym when I have to run the mile.

00:29Jenna, it would not kill you to take a risk.

00:31Be bold once in a while.

00:33My mother's perception of being bold was free boobin'.

00:36I'd had enough.

00:43If you're not into the shirt, at least take these so you look hip.

00:47They're fake, and they'll help you hide your big unibrow.

00:56I wanted an excuse to walk in together.

00:59But what I really needed was an excuse to talk.

01:02Manny said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship with anyone.

01:09Don't stop the music now! Come on!

01:12But maybe he just didn't want to be in a relationship with me.

01:24And why would he?

01:26I was the suicide girl.

01:28So the front said Jenna lives, and the back said intribute.

01:38That's clearly about me, right?

01:40As clear as the cold sore on Vera Herbert's face, I'd say it's oozingly obvi.

01:45I mean, crap to the t***, Kyle.

01:47I saw a girl get out of Maddie's truck.

01:49I mean, I think he's hooking up with someone else.

01:51You're like a daytime talk show.

01:53Except nobody's pregnant.

01:55Yet.

01:56All this happened before the bell even rang.

01:57What did I do to deserve all this epped-up karma?

02:01Okay, act totally normal and don't look now.

02:03But up on the right, she's the one in the bleachers.

02:07The whore?

02:08Yes, but don't stare.

02:09Not looking.

02:10No idea who she is.

02:11Ah, cramp.

02:12Me either.

02:13I think she's a junior.

02:15And she kind of looks like you.

02:17Yeah, but prettier.

02:18And cooler.

02:19With bigger boobs.

02:20She's Jenna plus.

02:22No way.

02:22She's Jenna minus.

02:24You don't taste like ashtray, and you put out.

02:26She probably puts out, too.

02:27But she's older, so the sex is super dirty.

02:31What?

02:32I don't mean hot dirty.

02:33I mean gross dirty.

02:35You know, like amateur porn.

02:39There's that guy with the shirt.

02:41No wonder Maddie wants to keep his options open.

02:43It's hard if he's seen his girlfriend material with a lurker around.

02:46Your suicide stigma is like the Herbst.

02:48Just when you think it's gone, it comes back.

02:56So he gave someone a ride in his truck.

02:58What's the big deal?

02:59You're getting all worked up over Jackall.

03:00The girl's just some...

03:03chick.

03:05You're right.

03:06I'm probably just overreacting.

03:11It's a friendly hug.

03:12Like this.

03:13See?

03:14Totes friendly.

03:15There's nothing going on with this.

03:16Nothing below the neck.

03:17Platon.

03:18Hey, hey.

03:19You wish, cretin.

03:22It's not a friendly hug, is it?

03:24Surrender your pain to the sugar.

03:26I'm fine.

03:27It's not like he's cheating on me.

03:28We're not together.

03:30You can get HPV from whoever he wants.

03:32See you later.

03:35I couldn't control Jenna Plus from spreading her disease.

03:39But I could stop Kyle from spreading his.

03:42You have to take that shirt off.

03:45No.

03:46Yes.

03:46You're glorifying the suicide I didn't even commit.

03:49Jenna Lives is my band.

03:50Really?

03:51You have a band.

03:54What kind of music do you play?

03:56It's not your style.

03:57Oh, and you know this because you're clearly obsessed with me, so go change your shirt.

04:00I don't even know you.

04:03Plus, I know like a hundred Jennas.

04:06It says in tribute.

04:09It's a tribute band.

04:13Maybe it was all in my head.

04:15I wanted to believe him.

04:17But everywhere I went, he was there.

04:30Would you stop following me?

04:38You're in the boys' bathroom.

04:42I have a stalker.

04:49It's this guy named Kyle, and he's following me around, making light of a very sensitive situation

04:53with a very insensitive t-shirt.

04:55I need you to make him stop.

04:56I mean, isn't that like a rights infringement or something?

04:58Are you sure you aren't being a little bit paranoid?

05:02No.

05:03I see him everywhere.

05:04I mean, the shirt is pretty blatant.

05:06Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan.

05:09You know, maybe he wants to be your dog.

05:12By what?

05:13I know a little girl with a name that rhymes with Dallery, and she didn't have any friends

05:18growing up, and it was very painful.

05:21Okay.

05:21Are you suggesting that this is his way of trying to be my friend?

05:24It's certainly possible.

05:26Really?

05:26Because to me, it just seems like he'd rather cut off a piece of my hair and wear it in

05:29a locket around his neck.

05:30All right.

05:30I think the worst thing you can do right now is go to a crazy place.

05:33Look, I'm tired of being seen as the girl who tried to kill herself.

05:36I didn't.

05:37Kyle's shirt only reminds people that I'm still that girl.

05:40And then they don't want to be seen with me, and then they don't want to date me, and

05:43his stupid t-shirt is keeping me from moving on.

05:45And not to mention, it is in really bad taste.

05:47Oh, sweet.

05:47I thought it was a fan shirt.

05:55You know what?

05:56I'll take it off.

05:58I don't need it.

05:59I don't care.

06:00I'll just take it off.

06:01Never happen.

06:04Okay.

06:06Where were we?

06:08Oh, I don't know.

06:09Thanks for saving me some pots, Kel.

06:11What would I do without you?

06:13My kid, nice hat check yesterday, man.

06:15Oh, thanks, dude.

06:17Oh, hey.

06:18I didn't see you there.

06:19I'm so hungry.

06:21You hungry?

06:22I'm starved.

06:22I could eat, like, four sandwiches or something.

06:24Maybe some soup.

06:26Mmm.

06:27Well, I think they have chicken tortillas.

06:30So, listen, I know we never talked about it, but you know I didn't try to kill myself,

06:34right?

06:35Misunderstanding.

06:37Okay.

06:37Jell-O?

06:42Mmm.

06:44Oh.

06:45Uh.

06:47Your mouth is saying okay, but your eyes are saying, save me from this lunatic, which

06:50I totally understand because I'm rambling and sounding like a whack job, but just so

06:53you know, I was having a bad day, and I slept.

06:55I had an accident.

06:57Normal people have accidents, and that's exactly what I had because I'm perfectly normal.

07:04What was I saying?

07:05Maddie, you're totally normal.

07:07Yes.

07:08I got it.

07:11I'll see ya.

07:11Okay.

07:13Maddie ditched me to bring that chick a sandwich?

07:16I fooled around with the guy at least eight times, and he never bought me a sandwich.

07:21He just bought her a sandwich.

07:22We have to follow them.

07:23Who?

07:24Your face is all red, and you have crazy eyes.

07:27Did you feed the rabbit squirrels on the quad?

07:29Listen, those shirts are spreading in.

07:31I know Maddie's seen them.

07:32Did you see those people wearing them?

07:33I just need to find out if they're together.

07:34You're going to a dark place, Jay.

07:36Stay with us.

07:37I just need concrete proof that they're dating.

07:42I knew it.

07:43You're totally cashing in on my faux suicide attempt.

07:45That is illegal.

07:46I could have you arrested.

07:47You're stalking me.

07:48Admit it.

07:48I saw you at least five times last period.

07:50I'm an office aide.

07:51Mm?

07:52Yeah?

07:52Take the damn shirt off.

07:53Now.

07:55You're ruining my life.

07:57Those are mine.

07:59Take it off.

08:00No.

08:01Take it off.

08:03No.

08:04Fine.

08:05I will.

08:05Oh.

08:06Just stop it, okay?

08:07People are getting the wrong idea.

08:08They think I'm crazy, okay?

08:09Just stop it.

08:10Stop talking.

08:10Stop with these stupid teachers.

08:11Just stop it.

08:12Just stop it.

08:13Just stop it.

08:14Stop it.

08:15You're crazy.

08:18You're crazy.

08:19You're crazy.

08:20You're crazy.

08:21You're crazy.

08:22You're crazy.

08:27Does this really warrant detention?

08:30If you were 18, it could warrant some time in the slammer.

08:34Sorry I couldn't give you special treatment.

08:35I mean, I could have.

08:37But there were so many witnesses.

08:40I see some new faces mixed in with the old.

08:45To the rookies.

08:46We're on the honor system here.

08:48Now, I'll be back to check on you.

08:51But you won't know when.

08:53So you best be on your best.

08:55Like busy little worker bees.

08:58You will be working on your homework honeypot.

09:03And I will be in my office attending to my piles and piles of work.

09:10Sometimes it feels like I have detention, too.

09:12We have exactly two hours.

09:28It's starting now.

09:34Two hours for what?

09:36Valerie's now.

09:37We're heading to Giuseppe's.

09:38Guess Jenna Plus was a regular in detention.

09:41And a leader among the rebel herd.

09:43Maybe Maddie thought being bad was good.

09:46Come on, newbie.

09:49From the small bird tattoo on her ankle to the simple Carmex she wore instead of lip gloss.

09:54Everything about Jenna Plus was cool.

09:57Bitch.

09:58So, what are you in detention for, Wonder Boy?

10:00I was caught holding the hose at the bonfire.

10:03Kinky.

10:05Yeah.

10:06In your crime, Hamilton?

10:07Oh, just a little.

10:13Misunderstanding.

10:14At lunch.

10:15What are you in for?

10:16I'm a detention rewards card member.

10:18Today I blew off history because I was on the phone having a meltdown with this guy.

10:21Was she talking about Maddie?

10:23Or was I having a paranoia stroke?

10:26Speak of the devil.

10:28What?

10:31No.

10:31Um, what does that even mean?

10:37Can I have a bum of smoke?

10:39Sure.

10:40I wondered if Maddie likes smokers.

10:42And if so, could I fake a pro?

10:43Okay, well then why don't you take your sweet ass time to think about it and call me back.

10:53Everything okay?

10:55Yeah, it's just my ex.

10:56We've been on a break, and we're in the process of maybe getting back together.

11:01Did that mean I was Maddie's rebound?

11:03Breaks are hard.

11:04Someone always hooks up with another person.

11:06Maybe it even falls for them.

11:07Think he's into someone else?

11:09I thought so.

11:10But now I'm not so sure.

11:12When we're together, it's amazing.

11:15It's like the world falls away.

11:18And the next day, he's indifferent.

11:20He doesn't call me.

11:20He doesn't even want to be seen with me.

11:23So, I started to wonder if maybe I'm imagining all the good stuff.

11:27Jenna Plus and I might have been from different planets.

11:29But our Maddie heartbreak was the same.

11:35There it was.

11:36The answer I was chasing.

11:38I couldn't live in the safety of denial anymore.

11:41She was with Maddie.

11:42He was with her.

11:43And I was with cancer.

11:45I'm going to let me sweat it for a little while.

11:48Thanks for listening.

11:49Are you okay?

11:53Whatever the misunderstanding was today, it'll blow over.

11:57Nothing's ever as bad as it seems.

11:59Here.

12:00Take my last smoke.

12:02I'm going to grab another pack.

12:03As much as I wanted to hate on Jenna Plus, I couldn't.

12:06The bitch was decent.

12:08Maybe even sweet.

12:10And it made me really want to kill myself.

12:12I didn't know you were a smoker.

12:21I'm not.

12:22Well, I hear lung cancer does make your ass look huge.

12:25Well, I'm having a crappy day.

12:27Everyone thinks I tried to kill myself,

12:28and there's a lame guy selling t-shirts keeping the stupid story alive.

12:32I don't think you tried to kill yourself.

12:34Really?

12:35No.

12:36You're not the type.

12:38Well, unless you keep smoking.

12:39Okay.

12:39And there's a guy.

12:45Oh, mysterious.

12:47I really like him, but he has a girlfriend.

12:49Who is it?

12:49I can't say.

12:51Oh, so I'd know him.

12:52No comment.

12:54Oh, come on.

12:55Does this guy even know that you like him?

12:57I'd say it's pretty clear.

13:02I mean, he's funny, and he's cool, and everybody likes him,

13:05which is part of the problem.

13:07But I feel like I see who he really is, and he gets me.

13:10Yeah.

13:11But we're not on the same level,

13:13and he could never be with a freak like me,

13:14so he's kind of hopeless.

13:18Maybe you're misjudging the situation,

13:19and this guy really does like you,

13:21just the way you are.

13:22Nap time's almost over.

13:36Good day today.

13:39I snuck by earlier and checked on your progress,

13:43and you were all busy working away.

13:46As always, I appreciate your respect of the honor system.

13:50You make my job a pleasure.

13:53You're all dismissed.

13:57Hey, Mom, it's me.

13:59Uh, when your tan is dry, come pick me up.

14:02Jenna, I, um, I just wanted to say I, uh...

14:08Okay, you know that guy that we were talking about?

14:12Yes.

14:13Um, I just want to throw in my two cents

14:15and say that I'm sure you're on his radar.

14:17I mean, he'd be lucky.

14:19Well, I mean, anyone would be lucky to be with you.

14:23Well, thank you for the pity party,

14:25but I think I'll live.

14:27The T-shirts say so.

14:31No, um, seriously.

14:35I'll bet you anything if this guy didn't have a girlfriend

14:37that he'd be all over you.

14:39Would he now?

14:40Yeah, he would.

14:42It was nice to hear.

14:44If Jake could see me in a positive light,

14:47maybe other people could, too.

14:49Don't stop on the count of me.

15:05She's acting out.

15:19We gave her too much rope.

15:21She's never had detention before.

15:22There have to be consequences.

15:24Isn't detention a consequence?

15:25She needs parental punishing, too.

15:28But nothing too harsh.

15:29What do you think?

15:30Should we send her to bed without dessert?

15:31So that she wakes up skinnier?

15:33No, that's not a punishment.

15:34That's a reward.

15:35We can't let her think we're taking this lightly.

15:40How do we do this?

15:42We start by presenting a unified front.

15:44Your behavior at school today was unacceptable.

15:51Getting physical with someone is never the answer.

15:55We're disappointed in you.

16:00I'm sorry.

16:01I didn't mean to flip out.

16:02I was just trying to stand up for myself.

16:03I mean, Mom told me to take more risks.

16:05You told her to take more risks?

16:07In the context of what she was wearing.

16:10What does that even mean?

16:13I told her to wear a shirt without a bra.

16:15Why would you tell her that?

16:17Our daughter is 15.

16:18She doesn't need to skip the bra.

16:20It was a backless shirt.

16:21Do you guys want me to come back in 10 minutes?

16:2315!

16:2415!

16:30Everything that once was simple was now complicated.

16:33Maddie's best friend had kissed me.

16:36And Maddie didn't want me to be his girlfriend.

16:38Because he already had one.

16:40And no matter how much I wanted her to disappear,

16:42she wouldn't.

16:43She was real and she had a name.

16:46Olivia.

16:47As expected, it was prettier than mine.

16:52Hey.

16:53So how was Juvie?

16:55Nothing like I thought it would be.

16:57That's pretty much the theme of the day.

16:59Brace yourself, Jay.

17:00I see aside your barnacle.

17:02Check out his page.

17:03You're not the object of his affection.

17:09See his hand?

17:10It's on Miss Berndahl's knee.

17:13Um, Hurl?

17:15He is an office aide.

17:17I am such a jerk.

17:20Kyle's not a stalker.

17:21Jenna Plus is nice.

17:23What's next?

17:24So you attacked an innocent office aide.

17:26We've all spun out on the crazy car.

17:28It happens to the best of us.

17:29I mean, I shame Spiral like weekly.

17:32No bigs.

17:33Call me if you want an ugly cry.

17:34Turns out, I had been smoking the emotional crack pipe and I needed to take a drastic 12 steps back to recovery.

17:45I had already acknowledged I had a problem.

17:48So I decided to skip the middle steps and go straight to number nine.

17:52Making amends.

17:53I'm not wearing the shirt.

17:56I know.

17:56I'm sorry.

17:58Listen, I made a huge mistake calling you out in front of everyone.

18:01You're surprisingly strong.

18:03I feel really bad about all of this and I'd like to make it up to you.

18:06Can I buy a shirt to support your band?

18:08You can just have it.

18:12Don't let me pay for it.

18:12I insist.

18:15This whole thing is just ridiculous.

18:17I mean, I just kept seeing you everywhere and I thought you were a creeper.

18:22Turns out, I am.

18:25Okay.

18:26We cool?

18:28Yeah.

18:31Hey.

18:32You should hear my band play sometime.

18:36We kill it.

18:38Yeah, I'd love to.

18:53Come sit with me.

19:03Cool specs.

19:04They're not real or anything.

19:05I like to wear them so people take me seriously.

19:07Funny.

19:09Even Jenna Plus was concerned with how people perceived her.

19:11Hey.

19:13I didn't know you two knew each other.

19:15Busted.

19:16We're detention buddies.

19:19I need ranch.

19:21You don't seem like the type to be in detention.

19:25Maybe you don't know what type I am.

19:28So, um, how do you guys know each other?

19:31Who, Liv?

19:32She's kind of my girlfriend, in-law.

19:39She and my brother have been off and on for a while.

19:41I don't really know what's going on.

19:45Hey.

19:50Weird.

19:50You two kind of look alike.

19:56Yeah.

19:56Nah, she's way prettier than me.

20:00It was our first lunch together.

20:02And I realized it wasn't my stigma or another girl keeping me from Maddie.

20:06It was how I saw myself.

20:13Next on Awkward.

20:14You know this is a charity league?

20:16Not a charity, right?

20:18We are going to rock the knick-knackers.

20:19We are!

20:20You have to be cruel to be kind.

20:23Say you wrote the letter!

20:25Do you think Maddie knows Jake kissed me?

20:26No way.

20:27Guys don't talk.

20:28I kissed Jenna Hamilton.

20:29What?

20:29You don't talk.

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