Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 12

Reality Realm US

Awkward (2011) Season 1 Episode 12 - Fateful   #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00A chance that my head might reconsider.

00:05What are you doing here?

00:07I need you to know something.

00:09Okay, I'm listening.

00:18I love you.

00:27I really love you.

00:30What?

00:30Oh, it's okay. We can share.

00:32You don't have to choose.

00:33Because we can all share.

00:36This isn't real.

00:38This isn't real.

00:39This isn't real.

00:40This isn't real.

00:42The ad does seem fake.

00:44And creepy.

00:46We can all share.

00:47Who wants that?

00:48What are you reading?

00:49The missed connections in our area.

00:51I'm seeing if anyone was too shy to ask me to the formal.

00:54But this site is clearly only for pervs.

00:56God, can you imagine bumping uglies while other people watch?

00:59I can.

01:00And it's disturbing.

01:01Are you excited for tonight?

01:03I can't believe you're going to your first formal without me.

01:06I know.

01:07It's not going to be the same.

01:08Wait.

01:09Listen to this.

01:10I've blown it over and over again.

01:12But if you give me one last chance, I'll sweep you off your feet on the dance floor and finally be your guy.

01:17Doesn't that sound like Ricky?

01:18Or Maddie.

01:20Don't do this to yourself.

01:21If Maddie had any gonads, he'd fight for you.

01:24But he doesn't and he didn't.

01:25Do you think destiny is determined by chance or choice?

01:28Chance.

01:28One hundred percent.

01:29If destiny was by choice, I would have developed an ass instead of a mustache.

01:32But I was the one who ended things with Maddie.

01:34Maybe I misdirected fate and missed my connection to be with him.

01:37Okay, you're getting really deep and it's far too early for me to process anything more than your morning breath.

01:42Which, by the way, is a break.

01:47Did I screw up my destiny?

01:49Or was my fate supposed to sting?

01:57I'm thinking I want to wear my hair.

02:00Down!

02:02Honey, your hair is the best weapon in the fight against your heritage.

02:06Princesses don't have big ears.

02:09Jenna's been nominated for sophomore winter princess.

02:12I'd like it up.

02:14With all that hair on top, you're just going to look like a bobblehead.

02:17Good.

02:20Bad news.

02:21I just got off the phone with Ming.

02:23She's going tonight.

02:24Who is she going with?

02:25She said it's a surprise.

02:27This sucks.

02:28Now I'm going to be lone loser-ing.

02:29Why don't you come with me and Jake?

02:31I'm not a date crusher.

02:32We're going as friends.

02:33I'd definitely add some sauce to the mix.

02:41Hamilton.

02:42Hey.

02:43Oh, I already know.

02:44We can't wear the same color dress.

02:45Good call.

02:46Um, can Tamara come with us?

02:49She doesn't have a date and...

02:50Uh, sure.

02:53I'll see you at six.

02:56Is there anyone here who can do something in the vein of Grecian goddess meets Gaga?

03:01Let me draw for you.

03:03With tea by my side, a good time at the dance was all but in the cards.

03:08Boo.

03:09Yeah.

03:10Poker is not my game.

03:12Poker?

03:14But I don't even know her.

03:17You guys are like a brain trust.

03:20Dude.

03:20Call her already.

03:22Ooh.

03:24Does McLeight have a girlfriend?

03:26He did.

03:28Oh, s***.

03:30You get your ass handed to you or what?

03:32Was it really my fault?

03:33It's never our fault, but you still gotta own up to whatever you think that she thinks

03:37that you did.

03:37Yeah, I think she wants me to leave her alone.

03:40Dude, are you a wuss?

03:41I seriously want to punch you right now.

03:43She told me to take care.

03:45Ooh.

03:46When she said it, was she looking directly at you?

03:49Or was she like, looking at the ground, twirling her hair?

03:54The hair twirl?

03:55Signature tale.

03:57It was pretty direct.

03:58Ooh.

03:59Give her something she wants.

04:03She wants to go to the formal.

04:06Take her.

04:06I can't.

04:07The formal's tonight.

04:08So make it happen.

04:09You're McKibben.

04:10McKibben's winners.

04:14You're right.

04:15We are winners.

04:16Flush beats you straight.

04:20What happened?

04:21Me.

04:22I can't go anywhere like this.

04:24Don't panic.

04:27We can fix your head.

04:29Yeah, but you can't fix my dress.

04:30You were right.

04:31It's awful.

04:32Happy?

04:34A little.

04:34But don't fret.

04:36Come on.

04:39There's nothing in your closet I'm going to want to wear.

04:42What about this?

04:44You'd let me wear Nana's dress?

04:46Special times.

04:48Go for special circumstances.

04:51Try it on.

04:51You know, that dress was specially made for Nana when she was a model.

05:02I used to think if I could look as good as her in it that she would love me as much as she loved that dress.

05:12Isn't that silly?

05:14Isn't that silly?

05:15Yes.

05:15The only time she ever let me wear it was to my prom.

05:19Oh, you should have seen me trying to fit my big-ass pregnant belly into that tiny...

05:25Do I look stupid?

05:29Do I look stupid?

05:30You look...

05:33Perfect.

05:37I want you to know...

05:38that I would never love a dress more than you.

05:43Unless it's vintage Chanel.

05:46Understandable.

05:48Jenna, you are the best part of me.

05:51Because you're not me.

05:56You are better.

06:01I'm so sorry.

06:04Mom!

06:05Can't breathe.

06:07Gotta let go.

06:08Okay.

06:08Okay, I'm sorry.

06:09I was just having a moment.

06:12I am entitled one on occasion, considering you ruined my figure.

06:19Mom?

06:20Do you think you were meant to be with Dad?

06:25I mean, if I wasn't here, would you have chosen him?

06:28Hmm.

06:29There was never a choice.

06:37Jim!

06:38The girls are here!

06:40If I wasn't going to let fate influence my decisions,

06:43I wouldn't let some vile letter do it, either.

06:46It was time to put my past where it belonged.

06:52In the past.

06:59Ming's going with Vera!

07:01Surprise!

07:03Hi.

07:04Can you sidebar?

07:08Is there something you want to tell me?

07:10Because I'm pretty sure Vera is of the Ellen variety.

07:15Going with a girl friend was the only way my parents would let me go.

07:20So, if I have the letter fill me up at the end of the night,

07:24I'm down for the cause.

07:25Girls, get together.

07:34Okay.

07:35Now, chins out and down.

07:41Dad, I think your allergies are acting up again.

07:44No.

07:44I'm crying.

07:48Damn you, because now I'm crying.

07:50Can you believe we did this?

07:53We raised a beautiful girl.

07:56You're embarrassing, Jenna.

07:58You're both embarrassing, Jenna.

08:01It's your day!

08:04Thanks.

08:06Can I please speak to Jenna?

08:08Ah, you just missed her.

08:09She's on her way to the formal with her friends.

08:11Uh, thank you.

08:18All right, you're good.

08:19But you might want to rethink the lambskin rubber in your bag.

08:21They don't really work.

08:26Sadie, you knew it, that little...

08:29You are foreboding from this dance.

08:31Foreboding for looking so fabulous!

08:36Kitten, you need to relax.

08:38I know, it's just Sadie always undercuts my authority,

08:40and I just know she's going to crash.

08:43Kitten?

08:44Too soon?

08:45Not at all, my velvet vindaline.

08:47Ooh.

08:50Go, go in.

08:51Uh, Mr. Mitra?

08:53Jay, my girl, look at you!

08:56I didn't know Rosati was the guy you've been telling me about.

08:59Yep, Jake's my date.

09:01All right, you two lovebirds have a good time.

09:03But watch the bump and grind.

09:04We're trying to keep this shindig a PG.

09:08Good.

09:08Principal Cox wants to discuss the dress code.

09:12Oh, I know.

09:12Some of these kids are really pushing the boundaries.

09:15He was talking about you.

09:19I wore this to my grandmother's funeral.

09:20I know.

09:21Dork alert.

09:22We are here way too early.

09:24Ms. Hamilton, allow me to educate you.

09:27It's all about arriving early.

09:29That way we get our pictures taken before we ruin our hair out on the dance floor.

09:32You're going to dance.

09:33Ladies, prepare yourselves.

09:35I like to rip it up and it ain't pretty.

09:38Unlike Maddie, Jake wasn't afraid to be a dork.

09:41And I was ready to dork out with him.

09:43Uh, do you think I could get one of just the two of us?

09:56Okay.

09:57Okay.

09:57I'll be right back.

10:08Don't yank me.

10:10My dress is couture.

10:11I'm doing the best I can.

10:13I just...

10:13You're so...

10:14So what?

10:16Quickly.

10:18Yeah.

10:19You're so sweet.

10:20He's so sweet.

10:21I'm glad he invited me.

10:22Yeah, it's been fun.

10:23Okay.

10:27Love gloss?

10:41I noticed you were with Jake.

10:43We're just friends.

10:44I don't care.

10:45We're not together anymore.

10:52Jenna?

10:54You look really pretty.

10:56Thanks.

10:57So do you.

11:03What was that?

11:05You look really pretty.

11:07Help me in so I can slap you.

11:12No.

11:13You're a bitch and it's your fault Jake dumped me.

11:16Break in yourself.

11:17I was living in the moment and I didn't know if it was by chance or by choice, but I didn't care.

11:37It was time for me to bust a move.

11:39It was a hot summer night, even though it's the middle of the winter and it's really bad.

11:46Well, then it's a hot summer night when I'm next to you, baby.

11:52I'm busy.

11:56Listen to me, please.

11:58If you give me one more chance, I'll sweep you off your feet.

12:00On the dance floor and finally be your guy.

12:03It's you.

12:04I know.

12:05It's you.

12:06It's always been you.

12:07It's just too blind to see it.

12:08Don't let it go too well.

12:11Where'd Tamara go?

12:17Ricky's a missed connection.

12:19He's her what?

12:21The long story.

12:23Look, I only have 60 bucks, but I can promise you that helping me get in is like the gift that will keep on giving.

12:29Like your acne.

12:32Lighten up.

12:33It was a joke.

12:34I can double your money on Monday.

12:39You having a good time?

12:41Yeah.

12:42You?

12:43I always have a good time with you.

12:44It was exactly what I was thinking.

12:47Everything with Jake was easy.

12:49Everything with you is easy.

12:51Do you think things happen to us by chance or by choice?

12:54In what way?

12:55Fate.

12:56Do you believe in fate?

12:59I don't know.

13:00But considering you're here with me right now, means the universe is working in my favor.

13:07Maybe the universe was working in my favor, too.

13:15Oh, everybody's story high.

13:19And everybody knows.

13:21Oh, everybody's story high.

13:26And my body knows.

13:26Everything was as it was meant to be.

13:28Because finally, the other guy I had been pining over was all but a distant...

13:34Forty feet away.

13:36Hey, man.

13:52Hey.

13:52I'm really stoked you made it.

13:54Who'd you come with?

13:55There was nobody.

13:56There was a girl.

13:58But I messed it up.

14:00Oh.

14:01What happened?

14:02You don't want to know.

14:03I do.

14:06Well, I was going to take this girl.

14:10This great girl.

14:11And things got complicated.

14:12And I was trying not to hurt someone else.

14:15But I ended up hurting her.

14:17I didn't think she was going to come.

14:18So I went to her house.

14:19You went to her house?

14:21Yeah.

14:21Her dad said she was here.

14:25Well, where is she?

14:27She's with another guy.

14:28Dude.

14:29That sucks.

14:31You should steal her away.

14:33No, I think it's too late.

14:36What do you think?

14:37Is it too late?

14:38I was confused.

14:40I didn't know if I should listen to my head or my heart.

14:47So I went with my hand.

14:51I'm so sorry.

14:53I think you're right.

14:55It's too late.

14:55I'm so sorry.

14:57I'm so sorry.

14:57Okay.

14:59Check one, two.

15:01Hello.

15:03Time to announce this year's Winter Formal Court.

15:08Okay.

15:09Let's get down to some business on some...

15:13Dick.

15:15Dick Walters, take over.

15:19Okay.

15:20Put the cookie down, Miss Saxton.

15:23You were to leave immediately.

15:25Or what?

15:27Or I'll have you expelled.

15:29Really?

15:29For what?

15:30You know.

15:31What?

15:32Stealing Jenna's file.

15:33The file isn't missing anymore, is it?

15:35And I bet my Mercedes that you never reported it stolen.

15:40I did not.

15:41Well then, I guess it's just your word against mine.

15:43Val, what are you doing?

15:56Uh, I don't, I don't...

15:57Mr. Mishra, she just accosted me and you witnessed it.

16:02I didn't witness anything.

16:05I will have you both fired.

16:08Go for it.

16:10I bet my Camry that your word against ours won't get you very far.

16:15Hmm?

16:17You've just been sucker punched.

16:20This is actually mine.

16:22Whoa!

16:23Okay.

16:25Now, for sophomore winter court envelopes, please.

16:31Ha!

16:31Got him.

16:32Right here.

16:32Knew that.

16:33Sophomore princess is Clark Stephenson.

16:40Oh!

16:45You're welcome.

16:48Go, girl.

16:49Okay.

16:50And sophomore prince is...

16:54Maddie McKibbin.

16:56Maddie!

16:58Maddie!

16:59One door to my heart had closed.

17:15Which meant a new one could open.

17:19I just want to say, I share this with you, Jenna Hamilton!

17:24Oh, come on.

17:36One more!

17:39What?

17:40You really like to dance.

17:42Yeah.

17:45We're going to hit up Josh Harrison's after party.

17:47You guys want to come?

17:48Harrison's parents have a water bed.

17:50Ricky!

17:50It's up to you.

17:56I think we're going to pass.

18:03Let's get our stuff.

18:05Okay.

18:06Okay.

18:13There's something stuck to your back.

18:16A, like, dirty code?

18:18Like what?

18:18Like...

18:19Like there's a note stuck to your back.

18:24Oh, my parents are over at my neighbor's, which means they're getting hammered and they

18:28aren't coming home anytime soon.

18:30Hmm.

18:32Do you want to come in?

18:33Yes.

18:36Actually, is it okay if you don't come in?

18:38Sure.

18:40I mean, it's not that I don't want you to.

18:41I do.

18:42But I want to take things slowly.

18:44Look, there's no rush.

18:46I'm not going anywhere.

18:47What is it?

18:53Tonight is the first night anyone's ever held my hand in public.

18:58Besides my parents.

19:00Does it freak you out?

19:01No.

19:04It just makes me realize what I've been missing.

19:06Look what you've done.

19:19I've completely blanked on the alarm code.

19:21Now I have to call my parents.

19:22Do you want me to stay?

19:24No.

19:25Okay.

19:26Hey, don't be freaked out if I call you when I get home.

19:29I won't.

19:30I'll only be freaked out if you don't.

19:31Hey, it's me.

19:42I'm home.

19:43I can't remember the alarm code.

19:44Wait.

19:45The code is in the junk drawer.

19:47Never mind.

19:47Someone once said that it's choice, not chance, that determines our destiny.

20:04But it was hard for me to process who would ever choose to find what I found.

20:08It was chance.

20:15Mom?

20:16Mom?

20:17Mom?

20:18Mom?

20:19All right.

20:20Bye.

20:29Bye.

20:30Bye.

20:42Bye.

20:43Bye.

20:44Bye.

20:45Bye.

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